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vanosslirious · 2 years
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BBS Dialogue Prompts: #201
BBS Names & Alias' Prompts and Sentence Starters: [ 6 ]
VANOSSGAMING
Okay, we’re here, we can teleport Marcel.
Say your name, Delirious.
Now he listens, and that means one thing and one thing only, that Lanai is the man of the house.
Did you guess, Nogla?
I managed to punch Brian in the balls all the way across the country.
I wasn't aiming for you, Moo.
Get the fuck out of here, Brock.
Why do you have two swords, Brian?
Oh, yes, I'll go in the safe room, Delirious, I'll go in the safe room now that Nogla's dead!
Exactly, thank you, Nogla, that was good.
WILDCAT
I had to put you down after you killed Vanoss.
Cartoonz, is your mic working? I haven’t heard you talk.
I just watched Cartoonz get double snowballed.
Now I'm also starting to side with Brian.
This is what happens when you let Nogla pick the zombie map.
Seven kills, Nogla, seven!
Brock, you got left out.
Leave a comment on who you think is going to die first, and why it’s Nogla.
Take me for a ride, Scotty.
I want to find Nogla to sing some more songs.
H2ODELIRIOUS
Squirrel, you got betrayed hard!
What are you doing, Squirrel?
Get back here, Squirrel!
We're already shooting at him, Moo.
Look at Fourzer0.
Come on, Terroriser, why do you do this?
Squirrel, you're starting to piss him off.
This is the restuarant you work in, Cartoonz.
Come and get a med-kit, Cartoonz.
Uh, Vanoss, I'm gonna give you a hint, if you got mine…
SMII7Y
Wait, we have to wait for Puffer, bitch, damb.
Wait, Nogla, how the fuck?
Wait, Matt, did I allow you to do that by hitting you?
Alright, Grizzy, what are you doing here?
Watch that repel, Matt.
Puffer, land them near me, I'll run them over.
Are you over here, John?
John, it's a joke.
Okay, Grizzy, you're with me.
Puffer, look what opened.
GORILLAPHENT
I think it’s good, Toonz, I think it’s good.
Oh my God, Delirious is whooping his ass.
Are you hooked upstairs, Squirrel?
Squirrel, I can’t see you.
Oh my God, we’re in here together, Toonz?
We’re in this together, Toonz?
Delirious, I saw you come back here, you little fucker.
Delirious, where are you going?
You didn't see shit, Toonz, you fucking snitch.
Can you, Squirrel, how's it going down there?
KRYOZ
I can't even hurt, Eli, it hurt me more.
What makes a rock dirty, SMii7y, I’m asking you a question.
Moo, did you get mine, I'm so sorry.
SMii7y fucked up his prompt, for sure.
SMii7y, that won't help you draw better.
Don't listen to SMii7y.
SMii7y, did you turn only these on?
Especially, Matt, who can't fucking wait 2 seconds for us to all get it.
SMii7y, you little prick.
Are you gonna lock in, SMii7y, or are you going to sit there, dancing around?
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latin-dr-robotnik · 4 years
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Yo, I don’t want to ventilate my very few gripes with the Sonic Movie before I finish my full thoughts post that I want to unleash tomorrow (with also two reviews over at my Spanish blog with the possibility of a third one coming).
But man, how could they do such blatant Olive Garden advertisement and not even reference the best, funniest YouTube skit ever.
I mean, COME ON DOWN TO THE OLIVE GARDEN AND GET YOUR FREE BREADSTICKS
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youtube-chatroom · 5 years
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Flight 831
This is a survival story featuring:
Lordminion777-Wade
Daithi de Nogla- David
Jpw03- Jp
Patrckstatic- Pat
garuku bluemoon- Gar
VanossGaming- Evan
Wildcat- Tyler
Mini Ladd- Craig
H2o Delirious- John / Del
Markiplier- Mark
Jacksepticeye- Jack
Terrorizer- Brian
                         Flight 831 is now boarding. All the guys were excited and Jp was literally bouncing like a bunny. They had just got done hanging out at pax and were flying to Wade’s house for the weekend.
They found their gate but here was no one around it. They boarded the plane and took their seats but they were quickly becoming uncomfortable. There was no one else on the plane and it didn’t look like anyone else was getting on. A few minutes go by and there is still no one else on the plane. They were all looking around confused and worried.
Patrck turned in his seat and asked, “Wade are you sure this is the right plane?” Before Wade could reply they heard other people getting on the plane. “Thank god”, Wade whispered to himself. Two men walked on and stared at them in confusion.
“Mark, Jack?”
The three guys hugged.
“Hey Wadie poo did you miss us?”, Jack laughed.
They were all laughing.
Jp then asked, “So Mark, Jack why are you heading to-
“Jack?”
The guys turn and see that five more people had come onto the plane.
Jack looked at who had called his name and started laughing. “David?!”
The two irish men started laughing and hugged one another. When they stopped hugging, David looked at Jack and asked in confusion, “Wait, why are you guys heading to-
“Please take your seat.” Everyone looked at the flight attendant in shock but she just gave them a really creepy smile and said again, “Please take your seat.” Everyone went and sat down. Jp leaned over a bit and whispered, “Wade, where did she even come from?” Wade stayed silent. There was no way he was going to tell Jp he saw her appear out of thin air. Suddenly the entire plane was shaking and everyone was holding on for dear life,  then it stopped.
Everyone calmed down a bit. Tyler then yelled, “What the fuck was that shit!” Jp looked out the window and answered, “It was the plane taking off.”
“WHAT!”
Everyone was looking out their windows. “Excuse me sir.”
Mark jumped and quickly turned and looked at the flight attendant. “Um...yes?”
She smiled and shoved a black box in his face; everyone was watching them. Mark looked at the box then looked at her in confusion. “Um…?”
She giggled and said, “you need to put your phone in it silly.”
“Oh...um...Why?”
“Because the pilot said so.” She smiled.
“Um…”
“Excuse me passengers this is your Pilot speaking. Please give all electronic devices to the flight attendant. If you don’t she can and will check and see if you have one and take it.”
Everyone was getting a little scared. The flight attendant smiled at Mark until he finally put his phone in the box. She went to each person and took their phones. She thanked everyone and left. The second she was gone Jp turned to Wade.
“She’s a demon.”
“What?”
“I said she’s a demon.”
“Jp she’s creepy but that doesn’t make her a demon.” Wade wasn’t sure if he was trying to convince himself or Jp.
“I agree with Jp.”
“PAT! Don’t encourage him.”  
Pat and Jp ignore Wade and their conversation gets everyone else's attention.
“So, how are you going to prove it?”
“Next time she walks in i’m going to say "Christo" and disguise it as a cough. If she’s a demon her eyes will turn black.”
“How’d you learn that?”
“Supernatural.”
Suddenly Brian said, “Jp get ready she’s coming back.” They all sat up straight and were trying not to look back but also trying to see what was going to happen.
She walked past everyone, smiling.
“Um…excuse me miss?”
She stopped and smiled down at Jp.
“Yes?”
Wade hated the look she was giving Jp; it was really creepy.
“How much longer until we land?”
“Not much longer at all.” Everyone was uncomfortable with how she said that.
“Oh okay thank you.”
She smiled and started walking away. Jp looked ahead and saw Brian watching her.
"Christo", Jp pretended to cough.
Jp looked at Brian and saw him go pale. Then the light went out and the plane started going down.
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faerie-starv · 7 years
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Monster Legends Trio Gang Part 1 doodles
So I've been playing Monster Legends(and Dragon City) lately and I was pretty hooked onto this game. I first learned of the game when I was watching Vanossgaming video's when he showed the clip of the game(and his monster, which I also got) but I didn't played it till last month. Right now I'm level 23 and already owned at least 33 monsters so far(one egg is in the hatchery which it'll take about 1 day, 1 hour, and 55 min), 6 eggs in storage, and trying to win two loyalty monster cards(I already won one last week). I'm close to getting the gangster Vanoss which is called Vano$$(yes, they put the dollar signs for S) and I have four more to go before I can claim him! :dummy: The other one is Greyyoyle which it'll be a while since I need about 14 more rewards to go, that one looks pretty cool. Anyways, you probably wanted to know which monster characters that I drew there. Those guys are based on the monsters that I owned and used a lot to win for battles, dungeons, etc. I sometimes would switch them once a while but I mostly used Firesaur, Thunder Eagle, and Rockzilla(that one I haven't draw him in there because it didn't turn out right so I'm making a new pic soon along with other monster characters) a lot. The one at the top is Demeter, a Treezard. http://monster-wiki.com/images/monster_portrait/Treezard_1.jpg I thought the monster looks quite feminine with the flower eyelashes which is why I made this one into female. I redesigned her and gave her a ponytail leaves hair based on this pic. http://monster-wiki.com/images/monster_portrait/Treezard_3.jpg   Demeter is a child Treezard; she likes to cook, garden, and going out on adventures. She happens to be the brains of the group as well as a smart aleck. She doesn't let anyone push her around and tends to be too bossy at times. The second one is Gibil, a Firesaur. http://monster-wiki.com/images/monster_portrait/Firesaur_1.jpg I also redesigned him since I tried drawing him with a big head but it turned out horrible so I had to redesign his head and came out like this which it looked better(no offense to the original creators who designed him that way). I gave him a fiery mohawk to make him look cool and bad ass. :D Gibil is a child Firesaur; like Demeter, he too loves going out on adventures, loves sports, and loves to weld things together. He's hotheaded, quick to loose temper, and bad habit of jumping into things without thinking. He and Demeter would butt heads a lot(and literally) so it's no surprise if you see them two bicker over anything. XD They are good friends and care about one another(not love interests) even though they would not admit it. The last one is Fulgora, a Thunder Eagle. http://monster-wiki.com/images/monster_portrait/Thunder_Eagle_1.jpg I thought she would look adorable with pigtails and she came out really cute! XD Better than what I expected(I also loved how Demeter turned out as well). Fulgora is a child Thunder Eagle; unlike Demeter and Gibil, she's not too keen on going adventures since it requires her getting dirty and messing up her hair do. She loves fashion, cute boys(i.e. good looking bird monsters), making fashionable clothes, and gossip. She's also good friends with Demeter and Gibil. She and Gibil would fought a lot because she takes too long to get ready and wants to be the best looking monster ever. :lol: While she may seemed snobby, she cares about her friends a lot. So that's all my three Monster Legends characters for now so expect more coming soon. :3 Monster Legends belongs to Social Point. Please don't steal, trace, color, recolor, nor use it as base.
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ringoesboom · 6 years
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The Beginning!
So, just in case anyone ever wants to know a little about me, you can always find this post in the #aboutme tag! (if I figure our how to use it properly!!) And probably in future I’ll use it for personal posts.
Right now I’m 25 years old and ageing quickly ha! I’m a woman for sure, I’m definitely a right pain in the butt. I love spending my time with animals, which is part of my actual job, but I especially love cats. Had them all my life, I understand them and most of the time they’re better company than people, sorry! Kitties rule my life okay. But other than that I spend my time being a zombie glued to watching very long Youtube videos, or hanging with friends on discord and fooling around on games. Such a wild life I live right? Pfttt!!! I record some of these and am unbelievably slow in posting them for my friends (and anyone else who wants) to watch. Come on, motivation is hard to come by!
Hobbies? To be honest with work, hobbies have really dropped off the map, I do a bit of photography here and there, the odd drawing, but sleep. Sleep is a must. It’s not a hobby but I sleep so much it should be considered it hahahha (or a disorder, oh dear!)
I’m a fan of all different kinds of music, each day is different but my preference is definitely rock/metal over most. Thanks to my dad for always having that genre playing. Been to a few live concerts, wish I had the time and money to do more!
Movies.... horror. HORROR FOR LIFE. I love a bit of gore and terrible suspense that clearly indicates an impending jump scare. Which is fun to laugh at when people around you mess their pants ahahahhaa! Part of me both loves and hates what they’re doing to the Alien franchise though. Even though Disney own it now? Alien Queen makes many princesses now! Yikes. Anyway, what the fudge was that android kissing scene about!? Why was that necessary?! What. Why am I waffling here...
Gaming! So I wouldn’t say I’m a gamer, I play casually and am not really into the whole fads that go on, I tend to play games as and when I want to, not when it’s new or popular. When I was young I first started playing Doom and Tomb Raider, oh the pixels! But it was totally my thing! Played a little COD, Battlefield and other random shooters back in the day. (Oh god this makes me feel ancient) that drove me into the solo campaign world, I enjoyed this genre a lot. I wasn’t interested in multiplayer games that popped up. I’m still to this day not that interested in the multiplayers, especially pvp style as that really stresses me out. But I do enjoy playing games with friends to have fun, when it’s not competitive it really makes multiplayers enjoyable for me. Having a laugh with friends and messing around, definitely more appealing than serious business we must kill the other team and win.
Some of my favourite Youtubers or Channels (not in order, I literally cannot decide a favourite but I adore them all. There are more but like I’m going to list everything)
PewDiePie - oh gosh no, how could I? Not sorry, been a fan of his for years, I used to love his gameplay videos and was worried about him steering away from it. But actually he’s one of the few youtubers who stand up to others talking crap, he speaks his mind and deals with the consequences afterwards. People criticise him far too much.
jacksepticeye - yes, jackiboy. How can anyone not enjoy this crazy man. I like how he’s so passionate about everything, full of energy and unbelievably charitable. Good on you sir.
VanossGaming - a group of weird men playing all sorts of games together and having fun, absolutely nuts, what’s not to like.
H20Delirious - this damn moron is hilarious, and the crazy laugh I could listen to on repeat, laughter is infectious!
Simon’s Cat - ANIMATED. CATS. ADORABLE. LOVE. LOVE.
331Erock - metal renditions of songs, I highly recommend.
Jonathan Young - also some good metal, more Disney songs but he seems to be taking his own path now!
Why the blog? I don’t know, it’s just one of those spontaneous things. I guess I can reach out to more people this way, maybe get conversations going and make new friends? Talk about random stuff, see if anyone likes anything I post? Or wants to join in the fun!
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vanosslirious · 3 years
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #108
BBS IRL & Alias Name Prompts and Sentence Starters: [8]
WILDCAT
Wait, Delirious is creepily watching it.
Delirious hasn't been seen this whole round.
I wonder which one is Delirious.
Brian, you typing bitch.
Marcel, wish me well.
Marcel, he's in the safe.
Nogla, I'm going to be the reason we die.
Nogla, I need assistance!
Thanks for the help, Nogla!
He stabs Nogla, then dies.
H2ODELIRIOUS
Wildcat, what the fuck, man.
Terroriser, pass me your cards.
Delirious' body is dead as fuck.
They're coming from behind you, Vanoss, watch out!
I think I shot you in the back of the head, Vanoss.
Vanoss, help me, help me!
Screw that guy, Vanoss.
Vanoss, that's us, what are you doing?
Was that you, Terroriser?
Terroriser, come to the right side, I'll send you in.
SMII7Y
John, do you care that I won?
John, we gotta stick together.
John, don't do it.
Please, John, please don't.
John can have this one.
Tyler, I hope you saw that.
Marcel, oh my God, you got kissed on the cheek, bro, who did that?
John, I think it's coming closer.
John, we're stuck in the mud.
Yes, beautiful, John, yes.
BYZE
That kind of sounds like cheating to me, John.
That's called mental cheating, John, look it up.
John, I want to say sorry again.
John, why me?
Let's make it fair, SMii7y!
I wonder where Anthony went.
Where'd Anthony go?
You're just the one that isn't, SMii7y.
SMii7y, doesn't need power.
Get me some M&M's, John.
DAITHI DE NOGLA
Droidd, get the fuck out of the way.
That's what you get, Evan, that's what you get!
You're lying, you're actually lying, you're straight lying, Evan!
Fuck, I clicked launch, fuck. Moo's not here.
We're all just going to let Tyler win, huh?
I closed the door on Moo.
Brian, open this door!
You're a fucking liar, Evan.
Let's see what Brian's up too.
Evan, go the other way, you dumb fucker.
MOO
Also, where's Delirious?
Soon as I saw Brian turn the corner, I was like, "it's over."
Wait, I can see Nogla.
I got Delirious.
Scotty at security!
Brian, you coming, we're dippin'.
Unprovoked, blew up Evan's truck.
Brian, how can you die, this is so easy.
We're screwed, Brian.
Let's all get in Brian's car.
TERRORISER
I tricked Brock when he came into the store the first time.
I fucking hate you, Vanoss, so much.
Droidd, I will fucking find you!
Brock going straight for his favorite thing.
I do like when it goes off to Brock, I'd admit.
Sark, run, he's gone.
You go for Brock, I'll go for Evan.
Ah, Brock, let's be honest, you're pretty slow.
She's going to turn around and chase Brock now.
No, she's chasing me, Brock!
VANOSSGAMING
Brock, you know you're supposed to turn each time you strike.
That was you, Delirious?
Where you at, Delirious?
We're just going to pretend that was Brian.
You know I got it before you, right, Nogla?
Send me in, Delirious.
Droidd, why did you wear fucking...you wore slides to this mission.
Pretty sweet, right, Droidd, pretty sweet.
Alright, Brian, you better know where you're going.
I'm sorry, Droidd, I ran you over.
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vanosslirious · 3 years
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Ask #69
Vanoss 5. Moo 2. Brian 9. Scotty 3. Tyler 4. Marcel 9. Nogla 9. Panda 6. Kryoz 4. Smii7y 1.
If that works, please 😊
Sorry for taking so long to write this. :/ A lot going on lately.
PROMPTS:
Vanoss: Alright, boys, let’s continue this mission.
Moo: I’m only here for the pumpkins.
Terroriser: Hey, this is totally normal.
Fourzer0seven: He looks fucking clueless.
I AM WILDCAT: That’s what I was trying to tell you guys.
BasicallyIDoWrk: Oh shit, he’s on the roof.
Daithi De Nogla: This is real bad.
BigJigglyPanda: Totally worth it.
Kryoz: Ah, it’s moving.
SMii7y: What are you going to do now?
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Fandom: Banana Bus Squad.
Characters: Vanossgaming. I Am Wildcat. The Terroriser. Moo Snuckel. Daithi de Nogla. BigJigglyPanda. SMii7y. Kryoz. BasicallyIDoWrk. Fourzer0seven. H2ODelirious.
Wc: 3.2k
Disclaimer: Mild Hitman/Assassin AU. RPF. Friendship. Best friends. Swearing. Mystery. Arguing amongst each other. Fluff. Humor. Sarcasm. Murder. Blood. Mild gore. Looking for missing friend. They’re all somewhat desensitized because of their profession. Not as edited. Not beta read. There might be errors. Requested fic by anon. I hope you enjoy. :D
. . .
He would’ve asked, he really would if it ever came down to it. The question didn’t even leave his head while he stared at a dead corpse. He examined it thoroughly, not because he found it interesting or anything. He was looking for one part of it that Vanoss could identify, then let out a deep sigh as he stood up, rolling back his shoulders before looking at a group of his friends standing several feet behind him. They all were in the darkness like a group of odd creatures.
“It’s not him—”
“I could’ve told you that,” Wildcat said with his arms crossed.
“Alright, boys,” Vanoss stepped over the rotting corpse, “let’s continue this mission.”
The night should’ve been easy. It wasn’t. First a phone call, a distressed voice on the other side only for it to cut off mid-sentence. Vanoss didn’t hold back against what he was meant to do, so he grasped for anyone who wanted to go and piled them into the truck.
Not everyone wanted to come for the same reason.
Moo came up beside him, poking him in the shoulder and said, “I’m only here for the pumpkins.”
“I told you we’ll head over after this,” said Vanoss, frowning at Moo’s sharp nod. He backed up to walk alongside the others behind Vanoss. Did they regret coming after finding out what this all meant? Vanoss was barely understandable when he tried to explain what was happening.
He was afraid, how hard was that to understand?
Vanoss led his group of friends into the suspicious warehouse district of the city. It was cold and quiet, not like he thought a club would be somewhere close by. He just didn’t have much else to think about when it came down to it after he got the phone call. It was still in his head, making him shaky and unnerved by the idea that this could be for nothing.
At least until the trail of bodies started showing up.
“You haven’t explained the mission in detail,” Basically said from somewhere to Vanoss’ left. He was with Fourzer0seven and Panda. The three of them were at a bar an hour ago, drinking beer, and playing Pool, possibly gambling. They weren’t ecstatic about coming in for work, but this was more personal than business.
The rest weren’t doing much, he was pretty sure Terroriser had been sleeping when he answered the phone. Vanoss was grateful none of them put up a fight about coming in. Even when he hardly gave them enough details to go by.
Vanoss looked at Basically, “I got a phone call before I called the rest of you, and—”
“Dumbass Delirious went missing,” Wildcat interjected. “So, Vanoss wants to find him and make sure we can drag his dumbass back to HQ.”
“Is that why we’re here?” Terroriser asked, yawning right after.
“I still want to buy pumpkins,” Moo said wistfully.
“We can just steal some,” Panda offered.
“Shut up,” Basically said, then sped up to walk beside Vanoss. “Why couldn’t you tell the rest of us why we’re here. Maybe we don’t give a flying fuck if Delirious is—”
“He doesn’t normally scream in a phone call, asking for help, then hanging up halfway—”
“Sounds like something Delirious would do,” said Terroriser.
Vanoss shook his head. Right now, that wasn’t really the point of whether this was some kind of joke on Delirious’s part. It was off. He knew it the moment the phone was hung up. He acted quick, and now that he’s seen the bodies left strewn on the ground, he couldn’t take it lightly.
“What do you think about the bodies, if it’s some kind of joke?” he asked his friends, watching their bland expressions before looking forward. Yeah, that’s what he thought.
The buildings looked empty, but that’s usually how they appear when it was around twelve at night and there was barely a sound besides their breathing and footsteps upon the road.
“Where do you think the call came from?” Moo asked.
“Well, from what Delirious went on about on the phone before he hung up, he said Worth St, which is…” Vanoss pointed at a dented sign standing at the corner of the street.
“And you think it’s around here?” Panda asked.
“I did trace the call,” Vanoss said, gritting his teeth at his friend’s constant annoying questions, but it’s not like he could ignore their curiosity when it came to this.
“Hey,” Terroriser said, walking over to him then pointing toward the shadow of one of the buildings, “this is totally normal, right?”
Vanoss wasn’t sure if Terroriser was trying to be sarcastic of some kind. What he could see from where they were standing was writing on the side, including a body hanging from a thick wire.
“If our darling Delirious is on a murder spree, I think we have every right to kill him,” said Wildcat.
Vanoss frowned. “He’s not on a murder spree. Why phone me and tell me to come here just so he can kill me? It doesn’t make sense. It would’ve been easier just to show up at headquarters, knowing I was the only other there, making sure everything was equipped for our next mission.”
Fourzer0seven scoffed from beside Basically. “Ah, yes, you’re the one doing that, I’m pretty sure Terroriser and Moo did that the other day.”
Vanoss rolled his eyes. Great. “Whatever, I was looking over our priorities before he called.”
Terroriser, Moo, Wildcat, and Panda were walking over to the writing on the brick wall, including the body that was currently dripping blood from its overly mutilated body. Good thing Vanoss could hardly see it from where he was.
“How did they get the spray paint up there?” Moo asked Wildcat.
“Does it really matter right now?” Wildcat said, giving a vague shrug.
Terroriser pulled out his phone, looking at the screen before answering the incoming call. “Hey, you’re late, guess what we found.”
“He looks fucking clueless,” Fourzer0seven said.
“He’s dead, Fourzer0seven, he’s fucking dead,” said Basically.
“A dead body hanging from a wire...looks like one of those tough ones, you know...I’m not going to cut it and bring it back, but where are you, Vanoss wants all of us out on the field tonight,” Terroriser said, narrowing his eyes at Vanoss who glared in return.
“Who do you think it is?” Fourzer0seven asked.
“Maybe Delirious if we get a closer look,” Panda said, taking out his phone and flicking on his bright light. It barely pushed the shadows away from the corpse.
“It’s not,” Wildcat said.
“Do you think there’s stairs somewhere around here,” Basically asked, gesturing for Fourzer0seven to follow him.
“I don’t think that’s Delirious,” Vanoss said.
“It’s not…” said Wildcat, hands tucked into his pant pockets and giving an empty look at Vanoss.
“I think it might be Delirious,” Terroriser was saying into the phone with little concern in his voice. “Also, are you coming or what?”
“Wildcat, help us with this door!” Basically called, he and Fourzer0seven stood in front of the warehouse door, having obvious troubles getting inside.
“He’s not coming yet,” Terroriser said to Vanoss.
“I told him to be here…” Vanoss shook his head. “No one ever listens to me.”
Terroriser frowned. “I’m not taking a picture of Delirious’ body...so you’re gonna have to come here and look yourself. It’s not like he’s going anywhere, he’s just hanging off the roof.”
Vanoss stared at the body. The shadows darkened around its rigid form, making it difficult to see who it actually was. The wire itself twisted into barbed wire around its body, and the blood darkened the already black and grey clothes the corpse was wearing.
“I really don’t think that’s Delirious,” Vanoss said quietly.
“That’s what I was trying to tell you guys,” Wildcat grumbled as he walked by Vanoss toward Basically and Fourzer0seven who were still struggling with the door.
“What did he say?” Vanoss asked once Terroriser got off his phone.
“He’s picking up SMii7y and Kryoz first. Said he’d be here in about twenty minutes...if he can find the place.”
“Not like we’re hidden or anything.” Vanoss glanced down the long strip of road between each of the tall grey to red brick buildings. Most of them were brown in the sun, but from all the shadows, everything seemed almost dull besides the orangish red of the streetlights. It reminded him of the corpse dripping blood from the wire.
“Oh shit!” Vanoss twisted around when he heard Basically’s exclaim, he was pointing to the opposite building. “He’s on the roof!”
“Are you serious?” Wildcat asked.
“I wouldn’t have said it if there wasn’t anyone there!”
Vanoss didn’t see anything. The shadows were way too thick up there, and around the building...oh…A body slid from the ledge and it fell, yet barely hit the ground when another wire pulled tight at the body and had it swinging back and forth against the brick wall. The blood leaking from a newly tortured victim was splattered upon the wall and ground like a squished ripened raspberry.
“I could go for some pomegranate juice right now,” Panda said from beside Wildcat.
“Be my fucking guest,” Wildcat muttered, walking past Vanoss as the others headed over to the body.
“Is it him?” Moo asked, jogging alongside Terroriser while avoiding the puddle on the ground.
“I keep fucking telling you idiots—”
“It could be,” Basically said, cutting off Wildcat.
“I don’t think it is,” said Vanoss, peering up to look at the figure. He almost suspected a woman, but when he drew close, he could see it’s another man in a thick dark coat. His clothes were soaked through like the other.
“Is this some kind of sick fucking game this asshole brought us into?” Terroriser asked, glaring up at the body. “Because this isn’t funny, Vanoss!”
“I’m not a part of this shit,” Vanoss said. “I don’t think Delirious would do this anyway, it’s not his shtick to go out of his way to fuck over a group of people, and certainly not us.”
“I agree, Delirious is way too loud when it comes to his plans,” Moo said much calmer than the others.
“Then where is he?” Fourzer0seven asked, glancing around.
“I don’t know, but we should start looking for the asshole who’s hanging bodies like they’re fucking christmas ornaments,” Basically said, sprinting towards another door that led into the building.
“That doesn’t make sense,” Wildcat said under his breath as he followed Basically with Fourzer0seven and Panda.
Vanoss was still staring at the body. Unsure of what this was all supposed to mean. He took out his phone and looked at the unknown phone call that came from Delirious about an hour ago. He couldn’t call or text back, and tracing the call itself came here. To this empty place, yet it wasn’t so empty.
He followed his friends who went through the door that wasn’t locked like the other. The warehouse was dark and had an earthy scent with a taste of metal in the air. He was thinking it could be from the body hanging outside, but he wasn’t so sure as he followed his friend’s voices up ahead.
Vanoss shuddered in the dark. He hated being alone like this, and even whispered Terroriser’s name when he spotted him. Terroriser waved him over as the others were quietly arguing around a metal chair with droplets of blood here and there on the cement.
“So, the dude outside was tortured,” Basically said, leaning against a metal beam.
“Obviously.” Wildcat sighed. “What does this have to do with Delirious?”
“He fucked over the wrong people, that’s the reason why he decided to bring us into it, so he can get us to clean up his mess,” said Terroriser, his arms crossed over his chest.
Vanoss wouldn’t deny that sounded like something Delirious would end up doing to them. Not trying to kill or even traumatize them. He was much more...easier to read than that.
“What are we going to do about that guy who’s wandering around?” Moo asked, head tilted back as he peered up at the roof above them.
“I think we should split up,” Terroriser said. “Half of us stay down here, the other half check where this asshole went.”
“Then what? Kill him, we’re off the job, Terroriser,” said Basically in a mocking tone, but his smirk said otherwise, he seemed to like the idea of wanting to do more than stand around.
Fourzer0seven even pulled out a knife from the inside of his coat.
Vanoss felt for his own switchblade, then wrinkled his nose as he stepped back. “I want to wait for the others.”
“Same,” said Panda.
“Fine, I’ll come along,” Terroriser said, then looked at Moo. “What about you? Are you staying or going with them?”
Moo frowned. “I guess I’ll go with Basically and Fourzer0seven.”
“I’ll stay here, see if he comes through,” Wildcat said.
Vanoss stepped out of the warehouse, then frowned up at the dead body. “I think we should call the cops if Delirious isn’t going to show up. He could be the next hanging corpse.”
“That would be a waste of our time then,” Terroriser said with his phone out, he was dialing a number, then pressed his phone against his ear.
Vanoss walked onto the road and looked at each of the buildings. He couldn’t see anyone. Everything was clear enough that there wasn’t much to suspect. At least until bright headlights made him twitch, and he moved out of the way as the horn was drawn out for too long while the car itself slowed to a crawl.
“I forgot you don’t drive,” Terroriser said as he looked down at SMii7y in the driver’s seat, Kryoz sitting in the passenger, and Nogla rolling down the backseat window.
“Sorry, took some time to get them off their asses,” Nogla said, a grin on his lips. “Did you guys find Delirious yet?”
“No, but there’s already—”
“Yo, are those bodies hanging from the roof?” Kryoz asked, getting out of the car and walking across the street to get a better look.
“Please tell me this is a joke,” SMii7y said as also got out of the car.
“It’s not,” Vanoss told him. It’s not the kind of joke he would play. They made him seem as if he had these violent thoughts on his mind all the time. “Delirious called, told me to come here, but since we all got here...some random person has been shoving bodies off the roof. Right now, there’s only been two.” And a few others in the alleys, hidden by the shadows.
“That’s...messed up.” SMii7y grimaced.
“This is real bad,” said Nogla, looking at the closest body. “Did you call him back?”
“It wasn’t from his cellphone, but I was able to track his signal here…”
“And you don’t think it’s him?” Nogla asked.
“Why would he do this?” Vanoss asked incredulously, and before Nogla could answer his question, they heard yelling from within the warehouse. Vanoss explained that the others had gone in to investigate but it seems they found something. Wildcat and Basically appeared from the shadows and shoved a body down onto the ground.
“Fucking asshole,” Basically panted.
“What happened?” Nogla asked.
“Hey, you’re finally here, always late, aren’t you?” Fourzer0seven said, a grin tugging at the corner of his lips.
“I wanted to join the party, so I brought two more.” Nogla pointed at SMii7y and Kryoz who were standing beside each other.
“I’m not sure if it’s worth it to come,” SMii7y said, grimacing at the body lying on the ground. It was covered in grease or something, the clothes were thick, and the hair was dark.
Panda chuckled nervously as Wildcat knelt down beside the body. “No, it’s totally worth it.”
“What happened to the guy—”
“I don’t know,” Basically interjected, meeting Vanoss’s gaze. “There was a chair propped up on the other side. Apparently whoever was up there was going to shove this one off the building, but we probably wouldn’t have noticed because we were on this side the entire time.”
Well, that’s unsettling.
The person’s face was covered by some kind of mask, and as Wildcat was about to reach for it, the body began to squirm like some kind of worm.
“Ah, it’s moving,” Kryoz shrieked, stepping back from the others.
Vanoss didn’t like the stink of grease coming from the body. “Wonder why it’s covered in that stuff.”
“I don’t know,” Wildcat said, glaring down at the squirming body until it went still. The arms and legs were tightly held down by the wire, and it seemed there was something tight around the neck, keeping the mask in place. Terroriser knelt down to examine it thoroughly.
“It’s not armed from the looks of it,” Terroriser said to Wildcat.
“What are you going to do now?” SMii7y asked, also taking a step away from the others and stood beside Kryoz. The both of them wore unusual frightened expressions. They found these nights enjoyable, but maybe it was an off night of some sort.
Wildcat took a deep breath, but before he could touch the mask, Vanoss took out his switchblade, flicking it open, then tipping the mask slightly. The face was slathered in grease, and the mouth was covered with duct tape. The eyes were tightly closed, possibly to keep the grease from getting inside.
“If anything, the random guy could’ve set this body on fire,” Vanoss said, cutting the wire that kept the mask in place around the face, and Terroriser tore it off.
“Get a cloth,” Terroriser said to the others. SMii7y was the one opening up the trunk of his car and taking out a water bottle. He said he forgot it the other day and hoped it was fine. Vanoss was taking off his sweater so Terroriser can use it to wipe away the grease.
“Do you have any spare clothing?” Wildcat asked, using his own knife to cut off the other sets of wires around the body.
SMii7y scoffed. “No. I can go get some though.”
“Big enough that it can fit Delirious,” Vanoss said as he ripped a part of his sweater, soaking a bit of the cloth, then wiping the grease from the familiar blue eyes he had looked into hours ago.
“Holy shit, thought we had to cut those bodies down and see if you were one of them,” said Terroriser, a nervous smile on his lips as he wiped the grease from Delirious’ face.
SMii7y and Kryoz were gone while the others stayed behind to look for the one who had done this. Delirious didn’t have much to say. He accidentally swallowed the grease and some gasoline. They didn’t have enough water to get it out of his mouth, so Nogla called SMii7y to get him a few bottles.
“Once we’re out of the area,” said Wildcat as he stood up, trying to get the grease off his hands. “We’ll call a clean up crew.”
Vanoss was glad they had cut down the other bodies as neatly as they could, but from the way things had gone, these people were already dead.
Once SMii7y and Kryoz returned. They did their best to clean off Delirious, and put on fresh clothes before discarding the old ones. Vanoss and Terroriser helped Delirious into the back of Vanoss’ truck while the others left, Moo still going on about pumpkins.
The night didn’t stay as quiet, not with Delirious’ muttering explanation over what happened, and the sight of a few white vans driving by toward the Warehouse District.
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