#americans are so funny
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i love being british
#americans are so funny#like what is a tater tot#and why have you never heard of a sunday roast#british things#british food#americans#pfft#the united states#the united kingdom#look guys i'm in a KINGDOM okay#bow down before my medieval vibes#nobody else knickerbockers their glory quite so well as we do#or spots their dick#or ladies their fingers#or bangs their mash#wait i'm starting to notice a pattern here#cultural food#british food is wild actually
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“so i went to bologna, italy and then to paris, france...”
“oh where are you from?”
“southfield, michigan”
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i love when americans bring up the constitution like theyre the only nation that has one
like we all have them lmao ur just the only one that treats theirs like sacred religious text
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Ok so my friend said that Ice King is basically an anime girl (huge ass, keeps getting in situations where his muumuu gets blown to reveal said huge ass, has a gay little run, etc.) And I um. My hand slipped. 😇
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#aria draws#digital art#digital drawing#fanart#adventure time#ice king#simon petrikov#adventure time fanart#adventure time ice king#at#adventure time shitpost#I love making high level shitposts#but like being so serious rn I think he’s cute in this outfit#anyways the Japanese on the right says ICE KING and one on the left says YOUR MOTHER cause given the opportunity I WILL make a ur mom joke#the Japanese is from Google translate sorry my American ass does not read Japanese 😔#should I tag this as anime#I think it would be funny#I’m doing it#anime
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siobhan in the preview interviews: oh yeah i played with the fact that adaine code switches between the bad kids and her sister
vs the whiplash of the phone conversation in ep 4 in which siobhan is more british than i’ve ever heard her
#lol know she warned me but for some reason it was so jarring#like i i guess i ahsnnt realized siobhan has a pretty americanized accent in general until she went full on#it was so posh it’s funny#d20#fhjy#fantasy high#dimension 20#adaine abernant#siobhan thompson
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do u think they ever explored each others bodies
#JESUS CHRIST :phoenixheadinhands: -> wolf mode#an american werewolf in london#david kessler#jack goodman#an american werewolf in london fanart#movie is so funny.. ‘stay on the path’ they immediately walk off it not wven realizing.#why would you walk in the wet grass when there is perfectly good path right there#stupid#also i need other people to bavk me up on this. david kessler american werewolf looks exactly like ethan morgan my babysitters a vampire#just older. pleas agree with me in right#im right#my friend aaid david reminds them of me and i just wanna kniw what that means.#blood
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"Why do you have so many names?"
"Comment?"
"Names. Joseph, Paul—names."
"Oui, oui. Alors. So many before me, they make dead in battle. And so ma mère, she want me have protection of heaven. And so, Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier."
"What do I call you then?"
"Gilbert."
THÉODORE PELLERIN as GILBERT DU MOTIER, THE MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE
EVERY LAFAYETTE SCENE, 2/? ✧ 1x01, FRANKLIN (2024)
#franklin#franklinedit#appletvsource#appletvgifs#appletvedit#perioddramaedit#perioddramagif#weloveperioddrama#perioddramasource#perioddramacentral#perioddramasonly#amrev#american revolution#gilbert du motier#marquis de lafayette#lafayette#period drama#mine#mine: gifs#every lafayette scene#i find this conversation so funny#temple does not understand catholic naming traditions
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Obsessed with Wyll marking periods of time as "a [random living creature]'s age". The ruins have been empty for "an elf's age." he hasn't twinkled his toes in "a badger's age". Wyll just knows the average life spans of every living creature and uses it to tell time the way an American football fan would use the length of a field to tell distance.
#Idk if that last part is accurate I don't go to American football.#But I do believe if Wyll knew the length of an American football field he'd also use it to tell distance#Wyll Ravengard#He's so funny#Bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#Bg3 Wyll#Wyll b3#Bg3 memes
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inspo by @peacerainbowtiger
#Sir Crocodile#dracule mihawk#one piece#american psycho#mihawk as patrick bateman is really fking funny to me#its so OOC its funny#this sht makes no sense#patcule batehawk#patrick bateman#crocodile allen#the world's greatest axeman#my art#mihawk is so cute
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was looking through pop culture references to aaron burr over the centuries today (which omfg the amount of aaron burr fanfic from the 1800s is crazy) and found this one talkshow from the 1960s with an episode about hamilton and burr and it was so funny 😭😭 they danced together
show was season 12 episode 20 of the jack benny program
#fair warning it is very much from the 1960s so there's some less than savory humor in it#it is funny that in the depths of the cold war there were middle aged men planning a comedy skit#of two american politicians from the 1700s doing funny dances together in a living room#this was the blueprint#alexander hamilton#aaron burr#hamburr#amrev
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i dont have this as a coherent argument but there's something about bbc ghosts that is just so much more. genuine? than the american one. and I only watched like 2 episodes of the cbs one but still. to me i think it suffered from that marvel-ification "he's behind me isnt he?" wink wonk cheesy like. exaggeration in a way that wasnt purposeful or sincere. the whole everyone is beautiful and no one is horny situation. whereas in bbc ghosts the whole show is a little bit rough around the edges and ugly and imperfect in a way that makes it infinitely more endearing. I'd rather watch a theater production where someone occasionally misses a cue but the people care and have something to say, rather than a perfectly airbrushed and photoshopped one that talks a lot and says nothing. yknow?
#idk there's just a different vibe entirely#when mary walks through someone they smell burning because she was burned at the stake#and alison says 'i think your toast is burning'#but when whoever walks through whats her name. sam.#they're like 'WHOA did you FART' *90s sound effect*#like its just. so much less. anything.#less meaningful less funny less real. less.#anyway#you can watch the american one i dont care.#i just know theres a reason i dont like it and i cant really put a finger on it#but this is a big part of it#bbc ghosts#im not gonna tag the cbs one no hate
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A scenario for you:
Raz tells Sasha about the conversation he and Oleander had in the bowling alley, or just the bit about "He said he didn't even know where your accent was from."
Smash cut to Sasha busting into Oleander's office like "WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE MY ACCENT COMES FROM?? YOU'RE WEARING A REPLICA WORLD-WAR-ONE GERMAN HELMET!"
Oleander now has to explain how he keeps cosplaying as a german soldier while being a war-movie-loving nerd and yet DOESN'T RECOGNIZE GERMAN.
oleander just walking around dressed like that is so hilarious when you really think about it.
#guy with an american father and french mother who got really into war history and pretends to be german.#sasha's disappointed face is so funny to draw#sasha nein#coach oleander#morceau oleander#razputin aquato#psychonauts#ask#.txt#kiwidoodles
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“i just put hand sanitizer on” 😭😭
evan peters ily for this
#this is so funny#evan in the wild#those lucky girls#the way he had to tell them do it wasn’t weird guh gigi#i love this man#i would shake his hand like that ngl#evan peters#evan peters smut#kai anderson#ahs#ahs fandom#sarah paulson#tate langdon#evan peters x reader#evan peters imagine#american horror story#ahs 11#ahs edit#ahs smut#ahs fic#ahs cult#ahs coven#ahs murder house#tate ahs#evan peters fic#kit walker#james patrick march#lily rabe
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