Marinette Dupain-Cheng has the perfect life. She has a huge group of wonderful, supportive friends who always get along. She has great grades, the best parents in the whole wide world, she's secretly a Parisian Superhero. On top of all of that, she has the greatest boyfriend a girl could ask for; supermodel, super boyfriend, and superhero Adrien Agreste. So, why has she suddenly started feeling like something is off about her life? Can't she just leave well enough alone?
You know what they say, curiosity killed the Chat.
(This is an au fic about if Chat Blanc had managed to get the Ladybug miraculous. I kind of wanted to explore the ramifications of that wish, in almost a ‘Labyrinth ball dream sequence’ setup. Not sure if this will be a one-off, but I hope you enjoy the angst pastries I'm serving up anyways).
Marinette Dupain-Cheng has the perfect life. She has a huge group of wonderful, supportive friends who always get along. She has great grades, the best parents in the whole wide world, she's secretly a Parisian Superhero. On top of all of that, she has the greatest boyfriend a girl could ask for; supermodel, super boyfriend, and superhero Adrien Agreste. So, why has she suddenly started feeling like something is off about her life? Can't she just leave well enough alone?
You know what they say, curiosity killed the Chat.
(This is an au fic about if Chat Blanc had managed to get the Ladybug miraculous. I kind of wanted to explore the ramifications of that wish, in almost a ‘Labyrinth ball dream sequence’ setup. Not sure if this will be a one-off, but I hope you enjoy the angst pastries I'm serving up anyways).
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Steven Universe (Cartoon), The Matrix (Movies), The Hunger Games (Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies), Game of Thrones (TV), Frozen (Disney Movies), Alien Series
No Archive Warnings Apply
Buffy Summers
Anakin Skywalker
Harry Potter
Buffy Summers Angst
Human Disaster Anakin Skywalker
Capslock Harry Potter
Harry Potter Angst
Anakin Skywalker Angst
Protagonists
Chosen Ones
Humor
Fanvids
Tropes
Angstikins Crywalker
Embedded Video
Meta
Temporary Character Death
Big Damn Jesus Death
Song: No One Else is Singing My Song (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)
It's hard when no one else is singing your song. A love letter to our favorite Chosen Ones.
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source https://archiveofourown.org/works/24313624
It's hard when no one else is singing your song. A love letter to our favorite Chosen Ones.
Words: 110, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 4 of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Vids, Part 5 of Covid Co-vids
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Steven Universe (Cartoon), The Matrix (Movies), The Hunger Games (Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies), Game of Thrones (TV), Frozen (Disney Movies), Alien Series
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Buffy Summers, Anakin Skywalker, Harry Potter
Additional Tags: Buffy Summers Angst, Human Disaster Anakin Skywalker, Capslock Harry Potter, Harry Potter Angst, Anakin Skywalker Angst, Protagonists, Chosen Ones, Humor, Fanvids, Tropes, Angstikins Crywalker, Embedded Video, Meta, Temporary Character Death, Big Damn Jesus Death, Song: No One Else is Singing My Song (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)
HELPPP I SAW AN EDIT WHERE ITS PAUL ATREIDES SAYING "SILENCE!" AND IT CUTS TO ANAKIN LAUGHING AND SAYING "no" HELPPPP WHY IS THAT SO CANON LIKE I COULD SEE HIS SASSY ASS SAYING THAT LMFAOOOO
anakin was so bored today, it was his off day. Obi wan told him to fuck off and leave him alone 💔🤣
anakin was going thru his Netflix subscription that he actually stole from Obi wan, he’s been using his account for a year now. Obi wan always complains about the bill being so high but anakin doesn’t tell him cuz “it’s my way of having some semblance of control”. Ok shawty, whatever you say.
a series anakin has never seen before catches his eyes…. “Tw- huh? Twilight???” Bro can’t read 🤦♀️⁉️
he clicks on it and watches a few minutes of it “yo this Edward dude is so weird… but he’s literally me…” and he starts fantasizing about life as a vampire…
Anakin becomes inspired!!! He goes on Wikipedia and learns the lore. He learns Edward’s ways…
he soon goes to wikihow and looks up “how to become a vampire”, “how to make people think you’re a vampire”, “how to scare people”.
he read the step’s carefully… “learn spells???” He goes on uhh Star Wars YouTube… “galaxy tube” yeah that’s what it’s called… and searches up “at home easy quick vampire spell. REAL” and watches a galaxy tuber by the name of “jar jar binks hater 101”.
“WHATS UP GUYS?!? ITS ME JAR JAR BINKS HATER 101 BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TO TEACH YOU A NEW SPELL!!! Last week we learned the death spell and tested it out on jar jar- sadly it didn’t work!” Anakin was shocked to say the least! “Oh my god… they tried to kill jar jar… eh whatever” and he continued to watch.
“THIS WEEK IMMA TEACH YOU HOW TO BECOME A VAMPIRE!”
anakin watched and watched. He binged over 10 videos and went on space Amazon even tho he hates contributing to capitalism. Anyways! He bought fake blood, a cape and fake fangs. He bought teeth glue too just in case…
days pass and anakin waits eagerly to try the new spell during a full moon
he goes to his apartment and quickly puts on his cape, glues the fangs to his teeth and puts fake blood on. He sneaks around the Jedi Temple trying to scare people. Everyone looks at him weird. “Whatever… they’re just mad they’re not off putting like I am… they’re scared of my aura…”
Then IT HITS HIM!!! WHO better to scare than the younglings 😈😈😈