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roraimae · 11 months

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Have you ever considered doing commissions? Your art is so lovely!!!! <3

Aw, thank you! <3

I might at some point! There's just some issues to deal with first, which I have been procrastinating on for a long time :'D

#the place I live has some complicated ass laws about any forms of income #and I mean be gay do crime #but I have an irrational worry that I accidentally commit tax fraud and the tax people in my walls might sense it and come for my ass :'D

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celluloidbroomcloset · 5 months

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They're gonna be so gay and do so many crimes at that inn, it's unreal.

Haven for pirates. Haven for the LGBTQ+ community. Smuggling operation. Bootlegging operation. Communist propaganda distributors. Multi-level marketing schemes. Drag competitions. Union meetings. Drag competitions during union meetings. Lip-sync for your life, literally. Combined day-care and knife-training for the local kids. Purveyors of knockoff merchandise somehow better than the real thing. Sellers of fishing gear and collectible guns totally not stolen from the Royal Navy. Sellers of horses totally not stolen from the English Army. Ye olde gaye porne distributors. Headquarters of Pyrate Pryde. Headquarters of the Calypso Party (whatever that is).

So gay, such crimes.

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #i wish we got more but i'm also so glad they're safe #and are gonna have a lot of fun #i've listed a few of these before #there are others #it will all involve being gay and doing crime #because they both really enjoy being gay and doing crime

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azure-clockwork · 1 month

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I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes

#This is 100% swinging at a hell of a hornet's nest #Do I tag it?#Yeah fuck it we ball #fe3h #fe16 #edelgard von hresvelg #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #rhea fire emblem #I should probably clarify that I love all of these characters quite dearly #Well except Rhea #I think she's a good character but I'm not feral about her like Edelgard or charmed by her like Claude or desperate to save her like Dimitr #discourse #edelgard discourse #Edit: I actually don’t care about 3H discourse either way lol #there’s plenty of interesting shit to talk about in this game #also I get that the people who say “x did war crimes” actually don’t mean “this was bad because it violated the Geneva Convention”#but any time I see something about how many war crimes someone did (usually Edelgard or Dimitri) I just think:#“Hah it’s a war crime to deploy Cyril to rescue Flayn because he’s still 14 then”#also I got into this game because someone told me ‘so there’s a gal with an axe and trauma’ and I booted it up #and I have a friend who likes Rhea despite his moral reservations solely because ‘she’s hot tho’#and that’s also really funny #point is I don’t really wanna participate in most fe3h discourse cuz I have shit to do but this post isn’t meant to be a dunk on anyone #I’m not upset when I see it; it’s either funny or fine or sometimes right #I’m just gay for Edelgard and amused by the idea of applying the Geneva Convention to a world where it Clearly Isn’t A Thing

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thegroundhogdidit · 4 months

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the search for spock is 90 minutes of crime and the most homosexual activity anyone has ever experienced

#it is THE be gay do crime movie #star trek #the search for spock #spirk #mcspirk #<- both tbh i mean come ON bones is literally carrying spock's eternal soul

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 5 months

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crowley poem while i procrastinate Pt IX of good omens

(this is great poetry guys Dickinson who)

Oh my

Crowley

I look upon thee

And I wish I were gay

I look upon thee again, realise

Oh shit, I am gay

A miracle?

I run.

#good omens #good omens mascot #good omens fandom #crowley #lgbtqia #neil gaiman #by gay i mean queer my lads just so yall know #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens crack #good omens shitpost #shitpost #be gay do crime #gay #true poetry yall #queer poetry #of the highest form hello

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dustykneed · 4 months

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you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

you make me happy when skies are gray

(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "gone with the wind".)

static frames below:

ouch! neck deep in aos bones feels rn... lmk if i should make a fix-it or somethin

#yeah so yesterday i said id try not to get distracted.. Guess how well that went LMAO #SORRY BONES hes going thru it in this one but literally this is all aos canon. aos is so mean to him and for what #not a single drop of closure... tos bones would flip shit if he found out. Thats the real reason why bones prime never shows up in aos #YEAH BTW PLEASE LOOK AT THE STATIC FRAMES PROCREATE HAS A ASTRONOMIC GRUDGE AGAINST THE 3RD SLIDE FOR SOME REASON #it would NOT stop crunching that one single GODDAMN FRAME in the gif. like full on colour blowout. like WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU #YEAH SO I HAD TO SCREENSHOT IT AND PUT THAT IN THE GIF. EXCEPT MY IPAD SCREENSHOTS THINGS WEIRD. so its CONSPICUOUSLY BRIGHT #the 3rd and 4th frames are meant to have the same background color. every time i watch the gif i am filled with unimaginable rage #WHAT DID THAT FRAME EVER DO TO MY IPAD. what unforgivable crimes did it ever commit to be disrespected like this #ok rant over tags now :))#star trek #star trek aos #star trek fanart #mcspirk bingo #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #spones #mckirk #spirk #star trek alternate original series #aos #spones fanart #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #did not use a single ref so the fact that the uniforms are reasonably legible as aos is a win (not like i use refs for anything else lol)#spirk is holding hands in that last frame!! gay people moment #OH AND I DID THIS IN LIKE. AROUND 3 HOURS? ive been meaning to draw that first frame for ages now so YIPPEEEEE #i did have a different caption in mind tho. Guess ill redraw it in the future LMAO #dust medibang paints

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respectthepetty · 9 months

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Kiseki: Dear to Me is a Taiwanese BL, so I was going to eat it up, but it's already in my top three for the year (Laws of Attraction is #1) because:

The cameos -

*screams in Taiwanese BL*

I knew that was Aaron, but I wasn't sure if that was Hank. BUT IT IS!

EVERYONE is being gay and doing crime, even the older queers.

The deliciousness of this crazy little bastard being in love with his friend

But his friend being in love with their boss is perfection.

And I love my crazy little bastard.

It has color coding (that I'm ignoring).

It has childhood trauma (LOOK AT THE BARS!)

And did I mention EVERYONE IS BEING GAY AND DOING CRIME?!

I just love Taiwanese BLs so much!

*don't look at me*

#be gay do crime #Taiwan said 'bet'#Kiseki: Dear to Me #I just love it so much #don't look at me #the colors mean things #but I'm ignoring them

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roxyrondell · 29 days

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Just made this edit of the iconic Be Gay Do Crime meme with an OFMD spin to it! 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

#our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #crew of the revenge #i love them your honor #ofmd my beloved #long live ofmd #be gay do crimes #🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️#lgbtqia #ofmd meme

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supernerddaniel · 1 year

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Holy shit, I kinda love the reveal that Juri and C. Viper are actually in cahoots and they just kinda bamboozle everyone around them with a fake conflict so they can both make a fuck-ton of money

They’re just working the marks, brother

EVERYTHING IS PRO WRESTLING

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mychlapci · 11 months

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i will not allow pharma hate anywhere near the delicate temple that is my body nor my mind. he is a funny man with chainsaw hands that literally suffered more than jesus. he was so gay he survived getting shot in the head just so he could flirt with his boy best friend one last time. literally everyone hates him. when people found out he was harvesting organs his plan was to infect everyone with a quick acting virus including himself. did i mention he was gay

#''he didnt mean to get himself infected'' well. he did just let ratchet leak his nasty virus fluids all over the damn room. so.#he could have flowm away before he got in contact with the virus #not to imply gay people are stupid of course #transformers #mtmte #maccadam #he is literally the definition of poor little meow meow. to me #he never asked to work at the war crimes factory!!#i think #whatever. i forgive him for everything. i trust him to do my appendectomy with those chainsaw hands. sure

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cadmusfly · 2 years

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Disco Diffusion AI Art Prompt: "a beautiful painting of a pirate ship on a vivid sunlit ocean by Ivan Aivazovsky, J. M. W. Turner and Lisa Frank, naval, regency, trending on artstation, gay color scheme"

happy pride!

more gay boats here

more info about AI neural network art here

#disco diffusion #age of sail #our flag means death #neural network art #cad commits neural network crimes #pirate ships #i threatened to do this post a while back and oops i accidentally generated more gay boats and now i tagged them with ofmd #because i figure the gay pirates might appreciate gay boats #edited to put a link to my neural network stuff #a bit futilely but also in case anyone is curious

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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 3 days

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Charlie: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Alastor: I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

Angel: I came out

Niffty: attack people

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dasistmeinpferd · 9 months

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#my art #laid back camp #yuru camp #shima rin #kagamihara nadeshiko #naderin #didn't super cub have two characters on a motorcycle and turns out that's illegal in japan #idk if this counts as a motorcycle but if so then be gay do crime yknow what i mean

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year

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I just came to a really obvious conclusion, and honestly, I think it can explain a lot.

I think a big reason why there is so much petty in-fighting in (some) queer spaces is simply because it is easy. It is easy to yell at other queer people for the language they use, or what labels they do or don't have, if they transition "right" or at all, if they are the "right" kind of queer, or whatever else. That shit is very easy.

It isn't easy, however, to fight queerphobia. It isn't easy to fight what can feel like a losing battle, and many queer people seem to almost give up because it feels like a losing battle. All those negative feelings bottle up, until it explodes and the shrapnel from those bottled-up feelings hits other queer people.

A recent anti-queer hate crime happened so close to my home town, and it really scared me. Those feelings of dread and doom and despair are indescribable. It's hard to wake up sometimes and intentionally decide to go outside because of it. This is an example, but it sometimes does feel like there's little I can do, y'know? So I think other queer people also feel like me, but they turn those feelings inward at other queer people.

I don't think this excuses anti-queerness coming from other queer people. But I think it can give us an idea of what that mindset is like. We need, more than ever, to defend each other. Queerphobia targets every queer person. To leave one queer person behind is to leave us all behind. Leaving one queer behind paints a target on all our backs. So be careful not to leave them to face queerphobia alone.

#lesbian #gay #bi #bisexual #trans #transgender #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #queerphobia tw #hate crime tw #hate crime mention tw #i am so desperate to stop this shit though #i get that it feels easy. i get that you think you're doing something positive for queer people. but you aren't. it's doing the opposite #i don't want to see any queer person on the chopping block. if one queer person can be on that chopping block...#...that means YOU can wind up on that very same chopping block.

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maramahan · 1 year

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I’m planning on trying out Art Fight this year, but in gathering my characters I’ve been forced to confront the fact that literally all of the folks I’ve been drawing lately are some flavor of remorseless criminal

In a lineup of 6, we have

one graverobber

two habitual arsonists

three theives

four gangsters

two-and-a-half cannibals

three murderers

one invasive species

….and only two of these people actually bother with gender

#just me rambling #and that’s not even counting the rest of my assorted scoundrels #because the 6 listed here are only the ones I’ve Drawn Recently and have enough decent art for #be gay do crime i guess #in their defense Several of these characters are doing crime as a means of standing up against corrupt and coercive systems #and most of the rest are just doing what they can to survive—#but still #I Definitely have a type here lol

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jaybirds-chirps · 2 months

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my favorite Merlin fanfics are the silly ones. Like don't get me wrong I love the serious ones too but like? the fics that have the same tone as the show? that's the good shit. I'm gonna read a fic that could genuinely be part of the show more than I would the angsty, insanely serious ones

#also when i say genuinely part of the show i mean if bbc wasnt a bunch of cowards and let them be gay #cause merlin is the definition of be gay do crime #anyway #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur #arthur pendragon #merthur #jaybird chirps

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