#and he's so funny 😔

[running-in-the-dark]

hm. am I downloading Night Court right now? possibly.

#don't know if I care yet #tbh I have never seen John Larroquette in anything ever (and it will take me a while until I can spell his name without checking 3 times) #before the librarians #so. I don't know. if it's a character specific thing. or if I just think he's cute. or if I think he's cute now but not when he was younger #but I will find out #because honestly it's possible that it's 90% his voice. very good voice. best voice. love it. #hmmm okay no I've just watched a clip on YouTube and he really is just very cute. damn. #annnd. oh noo. I have to check something #oh crap Brent spiner was born in 1949. that means this is. if my brain decides that this is gonna be something. the first time it's someone #older than my dad :') don't like that #but! my dad's dead! so who gives a fuck! #I'm fine. :) #(also damn I'm lucky my dad was so very very old. otherwise that would have happened much sooner) #(guess I'm joking about that now! interesting development) #anyway yeah he cute. though cuter now tbh. might be the belly. idk. this is very confusing and unusual for me #especially. since. the other crush. is not even close to being over. that's not something that happens. and it's already very bad rn. soo. #that should be interesting. maybe I should just forget all about it and not look at him again when I'm done with the show in a few hours #that'd be best I think (doesn't mean I'll listen to my own advice. he is a man and he is cute so. I've already lost) #it's just. I see Jenkins and it's like. JENKINS!! 😍😍😍😍 I'm very weak #and he's so funny 😔 #sigh. #just be normal 🤦🤦🤦 #i don't know if it makes it better or worse that I'm fully aware that this is most likely happening because I'm in the middle of some sort #of crisis right now and that's how I've always coped but. eh it is what it is #trying to be nicer to this stupid brain and all that #let it have fun looking at an old man it's fine

[aria-greenhoodie]

Ok so my friend said that Ice King is basically an anime girl (huge ass, keeps getting in situations where his muumuu gets blown to reveal said huge ass, has a gay little run, etc.) And I um. My hand slipped. 😇

Click for Quality!

#aria draws #digital art #digital drawing #fanart #adventure time #ice king #simon petrikov #adventure time fanart #adventure time ice king #at #adventure time shitpost #I love making high level shitposts #but like being so serious rn I think he’s cute in this outfit #anyways the Japanese on the right says ICE KING and one on the left says YOUR MOTHER cause given the opportunity I WILL make a ur mom joke #the Japanese is from Google translate sorry my American ass does not read Japanese 😔 #should I tag this as anime #I think it would be funny #I’m doing it #anime

[barry2018-2023]

#sorry this is SO funny to me #for the record number one is: 'no one believed in him when he was young 😔' #he was kept in a concrete hole

[angelmichelangelo]

“when he starts using big words — like my name — you know he’s mad!” THEY’RE SO SILLY

#yes mikey ur name IS a big word #also donnie full naming them when hes mad is such a Mom move #they’re all so Mom sometimes it’s funny #guess it becomes you when you’re motherless 😔💔 #tmnt 2012

[euphor1a]

Comfort sex with Jungkook

thirst drabbles (10/∞)

fandom » bts

pairing » jungkook x f!reader

rating » 18+ (minors dni!)

genre » smut, established relationship.

word count » ~ 670

warnings » mentions astraphobia (fear of thunder), profanity, very light dom/sub undertones, unprotected sex, implied cockwarming, praising, slow sex, creampie, lmk if i missed anything!

The thunderstorm seems to intensify more as you find yourself cradled in your boyfriend’s arms; your bodies connected together. You shriek under him, the deafening sound of yet another lightning strike paralyzing you from fear.

“Oh baby, it’s alright. It won’t hurt you. I’m right here, focus on me, on us.”

You nod silently, sighing when he starts moving again. Jungkook lets his lips caress over your cleavage, overwhelmed by the way your warm, snug, gummy walls clench around his cock. His pace is gentler than ever, his length filling you up to the hilt and sliding back, warmth bubbling inside your chest. 

During all these years of your life, you’ve always been terrified of thunderstorms, especially of thunder. The ear splitting sound, the sudden bolt of light – it induces so much fear in you. But, for the first time, you’re feeling safe and loved with the slow rocking of his hips.

“You feel so good, sweetheart.” Jungkook whispers hotly in your ear. Your hazy, drooping eyes admire him in the dim light illuminating your shared bedroom. He looks so ethereal with some of his hair sticking to his forehead, honeyed skin glistening with perspiration. All the strong muscles of his built form flex to keep him hovering over you; his thrusts controlled, slow and steady. 

You can’t help but wonder how lucky you are to have him as your lover. No cause, you genuinely couldn’t ask for someone better to be by your side. As if he knows what you’re thinking about, Jungkook leans down to kiss you, your mouth opening up for him. Your soft moan encourages him to explore further, your tongues tangling together in their own dance of passion.

The kiss is all-consuming, setting your nerve endings on fire. Pressing into him more, you try to grind against his pelvis needily, seeking friction where you most want it. Jungkook immediately complies, his fingers finding your swollen clit and rubbing it in tight circles.

“Fuck, please…” Your breathless whisper is almost inaudible due to the heavy raining outside. But, he heard you – loud and clear.

He picks up the pace ever so slightly, his cock hitting all those sensitive spots deep inside your cunt. It makes you delirious. Burying your face in his shoulder, you bite down on his flesh in an attempt to hold yourself together. Jungkook hisses in pleasure, his member stimulating your g-spot and cervix with each of his deep thrusts. 

“Goddamn it, baby!” Jungkook grunts, his thumb pressing onto your sensitive bundle of nerves. He can sense that you’re close, sweet pussy clenching around him more often. “You’re doing so well, angel. Come for me.” You blindly pull him in for a kiss, muffling your moans and whimpers. The squelching sound of your and his body meeting over and over echoes through the room, making him groan.

You feel the pleasure coil in your lower belly tightening dangerously, snapping within moments. As the ecstasy crashes over you, Jungkook hisses, halting his movements for a split second to revel in the feeling of you clamping down onto his girth. You cry out his name, a string of incoherent words leaving you.

His thrusts turn fast and sloppy as he chases his own release after you. “Don’t pull out, please.” You whine, pussy walls clenching around his twitching cock. Tears gather in your eyes, your sensitivity making his movements feel more overwhelming. 

After a while, Jungkook finally reaches his own high with a low growl. He spills his seed deep inside you, thick ropes of his cum painting your walls white. You moan simultaneously, his spent body falling on top of you. 

“I love you so much,” you whisper, wrapping your arms around him. His rapid heartbeat slows down as he catches his breath, lips pressing kisses on every inch of your skin within his reach. 

“I love you too, angel.” Jungkook nuzzles your neck endearingly. The rain outside has slowed down, the soft pitter-patter of it on the windows coaxing a sigh out of him.

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💌 author’s notes ꒱

to celebrate the official release of still with you <3, a song that holds an enormous amount of significance to me. also, it’s monsoon over here, making it even more meaningful ❤️‍🩹! thank you so much for reading <33!! i hope you enjoyed it 🥺! apologies for any mistakes left in there!

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#🪄; things i’ve written #♨️; thirst drabbles! #bts smut #jungkook smut #jungkook x reader #kpop smut #bts x reader #jungkook imagine #bts imagines #bts scenarios #jungkook scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #🥺🥺 me when akslsjdkj #i’m so in love that it’s not even funny anymore 😔 #hope this doesnt flop #am very emotionally attached to this 🤧 #🥺🥺❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 he’s so comfort shaped #most definitely recommend listening to still with you while reading for the best experience!

[extraaa-30]

at the pitch meeting for the job episode:

someone: we need to establish continuity with the s1 biblical scenes, some kind of callback

neil and/or douglas mackinnon, about to be the funniest people alive: oh, haven't you heard...?

#crowley's not up for killing kids 😊🐐 #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #bildad the shuhite #good omens fandom #good omens memes #go #yes i'm aware he also canonically doesn't kill human children #and i'm as much a fan of adopted parent of the feral neighborhood hoards crowley hcs as the next person #but the way the ark scene was shot is always SO funny to me #crowley: not the kids?!?! #az: yes even the human young😔 #crowley: ..them too??? #most gifs by @fuckyeahgoodomens btw #my only addition is the shit one at the end #extraaa

[woeismywaffle]

Lesbianism

#tf #transformers #rotb #Akjajkajkajk I really tried to get good shots but I guess these'll have to do #also I find it really funny how they're kinda just ignoring Optimus in the background while he's in pain #poor guy 😔 #elena wallace #airazor #airlena #Y'all should go check out the deleted clip it's really cute I swear 😭😭😭😭😭 #I'm so sad that this wasn't included in the movie but at least we get to see it now

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

priest!geto who falls so deeply in love with you that he assumes you were sent by god to test his faith. is this anything /taps mic

#pinterest anon this is all ur fault :((((( #i’m SURE this concept has been done before btw it’s 2 perfect for him …. silly little delusional man #hhhh i’m still figuring out how i want to portray him 😔😔😔 #i think. he’s kind of a sleazeball #i think he feels fond of you and it’s so soft and good and normal that he thinks he’s fucking dying #”surely this is a test of will. a trial of faith.” no man it’s this funny thing called Having A Crush #he’s kind of silly but also intense……. kind of funny but then there’s that sense of rot #decay #etcetc #kirei kotomine lend me your strenght i will need it to do him justice……… #priest!geto who wants to meet god so he can ask why someone like him was created #why he was born with a liar’s smile. why he was born with the ability to see curses #hmmmmmmmmm #ari noises ✩

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

bts:

#sorry to sun-jae but this was way too funny #also his friend how long did he just sit there waiting for them to come back just so he could make his buddy's confession go memorable 😭 #and then he had to see his friend get friendzoned 😔 #lovely runner #im sol #ryu sun jae #his friend isn't the same guy from eclipse that got mad at him right? #+ it is 😭 #if sun-jae was pushed theory is true please i don't want his friend to be the one to push him #baek in hyuk

[mochinon-yah]

LMAOOO HAHAHAHHA I STILL HAVE THIS ART ON MY FILES 😭😭 i still have the 'haitham' art, but not my 'reaction to haitham' art???? 🙂

Edit: so that people at least know what's up, the dialogue was made by my really amazing friend, but the art was made by me! <3

#reli-draws #i put so much effort for smth like this LMAO #one of the biggest reason why he irks me #jk jk #he was already annoying from the start 😔☝️ #as for the context... #ifykyk #if you don't know then you don't need to know #OH PLS I KEPT REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPENED.... #IT'S SO FUNNY JAKNFKSNJS #alhaitham

[philzokman]

everytime bones erases an incredibly important scene/detail i sob knowing danny motta will never know what was truly intended😔🙏🙏

#i love him so much danny my beloved #BUT THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS. that istg bones fucked up so badly #and it’s completely not his fault an adaptation should be there to provide an experience traditional reading can’t right #and it does a great job in certain aspects !!! but. #how will he know that dazai was nervous when dostoevsky used chuuya😥 #or that the tachihara reveal was genuinely insane😥😥😥 #OR THAT AKUTAGAWAS DEATH WAS GAY😥😥😥😥😥😥😥 #sobbing into my hands KDHSJHSBS #lea.txt #bsd #bungo stray dogs #sobbing violently #bungou stray dogs #danny motta #also this is a joke pretty please i love danny and his content and completely understand him not reading the manga #it’s just a little bit funny to me😔🙏🙏🙏 DJSNSB

[coffee-bat]

oh right. peepaw doodles from the ward bc i just realized i forgor to post them

#ok some of these need context (mostly for the jokes) #1. i like to imagine if hes in a bad mood he just turns away clients(?) for the stupidest reasons like 'hm. it says here your mom gay' #2. this is literally the springlock scene thats it #3. peepaw server in-joke abt him liking candy sand/the stuff they put in pixie sticks its like a drug to him #4. the fact that there's a real possibility that he got canonically put in a cartoonish fullbody cast post-springlock incident- #-is unbelievably funny to me #5. this is normal its a normal family hanging out #6. i was doodling expressions and the sweaty 'fuck' face came out so good that i decided to give him the rest of his body😔👍 #i was so so bored and i think it shows in these #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #steve raglan #vanessa shelly #blood cw #scars cw #shitpost #doodle #my art #he looks different everytime i draw him and his body type keeps changing. i have no control over this sorry everyone /silly

[tio-trile]

Sorry to everyone else but I'm actually the biggest Darius stan (bonus: autographed Scott Kreamer photocard 😂)

#darius bowman #jurassic world chaos theory #So the context is that I learned of the existence of Kpop photocards #And galaxy brained to use a self-printing service to print characters + coworkers and it's SO funny #The reason there's so many Dariuses was because he was the only announced character at the time and I printed them to give out to the crew #But the coworkers and Scott ones are so funny and they're a huge hit 😂😂 #I guess I can print Ben now but this service is in China so I either have to go or ship so that's not soon 😔

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔 #so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows. #riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage. #why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that) #anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH?????? #i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childeposting #childe

[hamartia-grander]

I’m sad that Luis still dies because it feels like they gave us so much new stuff about his character that’s kinda wasted (though this adds to the tragedy of it I suppose) but having his death be considered an honourable one and hearing Leon tell him “You were a fine knight, Don Quixote” just breaks my heart in a good way, I’m so happy they made Luis a legitimate character that we can care about and root for and that Leon caring about him feels genuine this time.

#and it's funny to say that Krauser killed Luis because he's a jealous ex lover lmao #resident evil #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #luis serra #Leon Kennedy #leon s kennedy #re4 #re4r #re4 remake #re #I was fr going strong Not Crying At All during his death scene until Leon said 'you were a fine knight Don Quixote' waaahhhhhhh #what kind of gay poetry is this #Leon: don't call me Sancho I'm not your squire >:( #Leon when Luis dies: My Knight⚔️in shining armour😔I would have followed you anywhere🥰you were so brave👑so strong😓rest in power💪❤️ #Serennedy

[cloudydayjoy]

Scary

#wander over yonder #woy #lord hater #hater #commander peepers #peepers #woy hater #woy peepers #he didn't get enough sleep last night 😔 #their tonal dissonance is so funny