#and it's painfully obvious

[ssho25]

Goncharov existing is very tumblr, but why do I get the feeling some dumbass from hollywood is gonna try and make a legit Goncharov movie and just ruin the whole thing?

#goncharov #it's like when a parent starts using slang words #it automatically ruins the word #or when celebrities try to connect with other people #like you are not one of us #you don't get it #and it's painfully obvious #let us meme in peace

[steviesbicrisis]

Thinking about YouTuber Steve who’s gaining a lot of popularity with his weekly vlogs. The routine is very similar: he goes to work, hangs out with friends, acts silly for the camera, cooks for his roommate, watches movies with his roommate, goes out with his roommate.

His roommate is there a lot.

His new growing fanbase doesn’t take long to divide into factions regarding Steve’s dating life and sexuality; There are ships, OTPs, people who want him single so they can date him, and a surprisingly small portion which questions his heterosexuality, which gets always shut up by the following compelling arguments:

“stop assuming he’s gay.”

“Steve doesn’t look gay. He’s just a guy, a former jock, who loves to cook and hangs out with friends. A friend more than the others, but it’s his roommate so it makes sense, right?”

“And yes, they do cuddle while watching movies, but who doesn’t love a cuddle? You don’t have to be gay for that.”

“Sure, they hold hands when they go out but the city is crowded and they might lose each other.”

“Since when two male friends can’t be close without assuming that they’re gay?”

“Have you ever seen them kiss in ten minutes of weekly vlog? No, so drop your gay agenda already.”

And Steve Harrington, who started the whole vlog thing in the first place because he wanted to update his friends who live miles away and still doesn’t know how he got this much heteronormative bullcrap in his comments, has had enough.

One day, Steve Just-A-Guy Harrington, wakes up and chooses violence.

He replies to a tiktok comment that says “stop assuming he’s gay” with another video.

It begins with Steve glaring at the camera “oh yes please, stop assuming I’m gay.”

Then there’s a quick motion and Steve is pulling a curly haired guy into frame: Eddie, his roommate/platonic friend/totally not his boyfriend of 5+ years.

Eddie yawns, looking sleepily at the camera “are you vlogging?”

“I’m proving a point” Steve replies, then kisses him. They almost get lost into it, but Steve is a man on a mission, so he pulls back and turns to the camera.

“This is Eddie, my boyfriend. Not a friend who’s a boy, you delusional homophobes, we are together, a couple, in a relationship. We haven’t been just friends for over 5 years. We live together, he isn’t just a roommate.

And even if he was just my roommate, do you think I would live with this” he squeezes Eddie’s cheeks between his fingers and zooms in to show his face up close. Eddie blinks a couple of times, but let’s Steve do whatever he wants.

“Do you seriously think that I would live with this 24/7 and stay straight? Like, are you insane?” He gives Eddie a quick smack on the lips, leaving him blushing and more confused than ever.

Usually, it’s Eddie the one getting almost feral over Steve, not the other way around.

He doesn’t complain.

“So yeah, stop assuming I’m gay. Because I’m bi, you homophobic little shits.”

The video ends with Eddie pulling Steve for more than a quick peck on the lips, and Steve throwing the phone on their couch, face down.

Somehow, under Steve’s video, there’s still someone that comments “I mean, this doesn’t mean anything. It’s just bros helping bros, right?”

Steve is too busy making out with his “bro” to read it.

#idk what is this #but Steve will not stand heteronormative bullshit #sometimes the queerness is painfully obvious and ppl still refuse to see it #and if they have to they would just assume ‘gay’ and nothing else #because all the other letters in LGBTQIA+ are silent apparently #idk what got me in this mood lmak #I’ll go work on my other queer shit now #peace #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve and eddie #stranger things #steve x eddie #bi steve harrington #sbc writes

[goodobservationshirley]

Renegade Nell - s01e08 "Not Some Cheap Trick"

#renegade nell #renegadenelledit #sofia is just... 100% in her fake it till you make it era #the whole season she just seems so out of her depth #she tries to take whatever power #whatever control she can get #but it's always so painfully obvious she's not in her element #i was almost rooting for her to get more evil #just so i could finally see her in control of her own situation #(also: her obsession with nell the whole season? gay)

[hobiskneecap]

Stray Kids Fic Recs

(I tried to only tag authors once cuz I didn’t want to fill up your notifs 🥲💕)

Ot8

Fluff

reaction said/scenarios/headcanons

“Asking for a pillow to cuddle with when you stay over as a prank” - @ppiri-bahng

“I just wanna be yours” - @tzuyusluv

s: where they kiss you

“soft moments with skz at 3am” - @cosmic-railwayxo

“injured and don’t tell them” - @dreamescapeswriting

“playing with skz’s hair” - @sunboki

“soft moments with them” - @blue-jisungs

“skz habits that shine through when they get comfy with you” - @maxidentscene

“sitting in skz lap” - @chocotonez

Smut

reactions/scenarios/headcanons

“stray kids’ secret dirty fantasies” - @multifandomfantasies

“fingering headcanons” - @cookiewrites

“phone sex/sexting headcanons” - @ cookiewrites

“fluffy and smutty Christmas headcanons” - @binniesbobastay

Hyung Line

Fluff

Angst/Hurt

“they call you clingy” - @yangfleurs

okay this hurt my feelings :’)

Smut

“favorite positions” - @chrswolfie

Bangchan

Fluff

4:59 am - @thevampywolf

“02:39 pm” - @jjuniehao

Angst/Hurt

being soft after an argument - @eoieopda

Smut

“you’re all I need” - @lesblino

“[23:53]” - @changlix-mp4

“chan’s rooms” - @idyllicallycharming

“proud” - @moved-to-webcorelino

“[2:36]” - @tasteleeknow

Leeknow

Fluff

Fics

“sweet tooth” - @lino-nyangi

cat dad Lino - @gimmeurtmi

Angst/Hurt

“the silent lover” - @jinnify

Smut

Fics

“pussy cat”- @ lino-nyangi

“minho’s baking class” - @strayngesparkyds

“angels in bodycons” - @charmercharm3r

“strawberries” + Han - @ tasteleeknow

“zipper” - @ tasteleeknow

“bite me.” - @tasteracha

“observe” + Jeongin - @sereneseulgi

reactions/scenarios/headcanons

“aftercare with minho” - @ tasteracha

him controlling a vibrator while you watch a movie - @ lino-nyangi

overwhelmed with softdom!minho - @ lino-nyangi

“showers during a thunderstorm” - @stayboba

Changbin

Fluff

fics

reactions/scenarios/headcanons

“boyfriend headcanons” - @mazeinthemiroh

Smut

Fics

“🏷️ dom!changbin” - @planet-dusk

reactions/scenarios/headcanons

“Changbin discovering he has a manhandling and size kink” - @fluffylino

Hyunjin

Fluff

Smut

“SATURN.” - @seospicybin

(this also has fluff and sad stuff in it, but it’s so beautifully written pls read this)

“PLUTO” - @ seospicybin

(SO SO SO SO GOOD!! 2 parts plus an epilogue and it made me cry.)

“messy” - @bitsauur

“pretty when you beg” - @hyuninlixr

Han

Fluff

“mattress testing” - @ blue-jisungs

Smut

“oral - squirting” - @ planet-dusk

“strawberries” + Leeknow - @ tasteleeknow

Felix

Fluff

Fics

reactions/scenarios/headcanons

smau/texts

“Boyfriend Texts” - @starrgaziinggg

Smut

“Strawberry Milk” - @bangchanswolfpelt

first time - @sluttywonwoo

“quiet lovemaking” - @lixiesol

dry humping w/ sub!Felix - @ tasteleeknow

“doll” - @chvnssecret

Seungmin

Fluff

“sleepy seungmin” - @rachalixie

Smut

“saving up” - @mp3chan

(fluffy too even though it’s under smut :’)

Jeongin

Fluff

fics

smau/texts

“boyfriend texts” pt. 2 - @ starrgaziinggg

Angst/Hurt

“not worthy enough” - @hyunverse

Smut

exhibitionism - @ charmercharm3r

“observe” + Leeknow - @ sereneseulgi

#I’m a Lino bias if it wasn’t painfully obvious #stray kids #skz #skz fic rec list #stray kids Fic rec list #skz fics #stray kids fics #skz smut #stray kids smut

[medicalunprofessional]

neighborhood watch

#boyd cooper #psychonauts #nightmaretheater #OUH my god. i am so impredsrd by myself today. #little known fact hes. Okay hes. i have alot of fsvourite charscters… hes up there. Okay? #(i like crispin more but. hes intruiging to me) #but lik. Ugh. i still feel like i cant draw him becauee of the meme incident… sad….. #🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹hes so silly tho #his vibe is like a bitcrushrd video of a cat jumping at the sight of a cucumber #okay . The delirium is winning a little. i cannot type tigjt rn. HHmmgmgmgmgmgmm #time taken was like.. 8 hours? #sighs. One day i will have created atleast one detailed rendering of every character. then the mission will be complete /nsrs #i was going for a more movie poster aesthetic but then i just kinda went… nah…. #no music to post becasue its painfully obvious #me 🤝 this specific color palette #okay i need to get dressed… hold on #I HATE LETTERING I HATE LETTERING I HATE LETTERING I HA #i meant to post this like an hour ago but then the king crimson music absorbed me sorru

[shepscapades]

So I checked tumblr at the coffee shop

(links added to turboputt03’s submission: x | x | x )

#dbhc ask #dbhc doc #dbhc #ask #anon #turboputt03 #cosmic-amulet #dang y’all got me this is so funny I know I wasn’t super subtle but I also wasn’t like painfully obvious but this is so worth it #having the time of my life #me rel and tuna hovering over my ipad at the coffee shop like the guys cheering on the couch meme #my sona #the shepherd #dbhc sillies #dbhc theories

[manga-and-stuff]

is berserk good?

It's objectively bad because nobody in this whole long ass manga ever says, "I am going berserk" least of all the protagonist.

364 chapters of missed opportunities... 😔

#Berserk #The and stuff part of manga and stuff #Shitpost in case it isn't painfully obvious

[iizubuzu]

redraw of this post for @theskeletongames !! man i've definitely improved a lot since 2021 :o

more rambling and oc doodles under the cut (bonus rekkie doodle!)

i love seeing chip and red interact its the silliest thing my small brain can think of to draw when im bored

i'm not sure how well they would realistically get along since chip is pretty quiet but...i can still try <//3

i also love rekkie's design!! haven't seen him in a bit but i still love him sm :> <33

#my art #the skeleton games #tsg #oc #chippet aromet #rekkie #underfell #underfell sans #uf sans #doodles #i feel like its painfully obvious i've never drawn rekkie b4 🗿 #not sure how well i drew the rest of his body but i *do* like how i drew his legs #anyways #enjoy poe!! <3 33 #i love ur stuff sm

[tmntkiseki]

In celebration of my birthday, have what is probably my single favorite "clumsy Don" moment in the entire 2003 series

#teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2k3 #tmnt donatello #video #We always talk about Don's Matrix spin kick fail #But we never talk about the time he slipped on painfully obvious banana peel in the middle of a nuclear power plant

[kenobihater]

enjoying 2012 les mis is like. yes i love parts of it. yes aspects of it are absolutely sinful and straight up bad. the acting is terrific. the singing is dogshit (please give jackman a glass of water) except when it verges on angelic (redmayne, barks, and seyfried). the casting is iconic (blagden served cunt for his .2 seconds of screentime and barks is legendary). who let tom hooper direct this (it was mackintosh (derogatory)). why did they cut parts of the songs only to ADD an entire new number. would i recommend watching it? absolutely. should it be your first exposure to les mis? absolutely NOT. was it mine? you know it babes! is it the most well known/popular/easiest version to find? again, yes, but i'm begging you on hands and knees to watch it live or find a bootleg or the 25th anniversary concert or ANYTHING else as an introduction or i promise that the version of the musical that burns itself into your memory will include ugly singing (i speak from experience)

#len speaks #les mis #les misérables #les miserables #les mis 2012 #les misérables 2012 #les miserables 2012 #this is incomprehensible but my feelings on the movie are varied and often contradictory #like the fact that i consider it painfully obvious oscar bait but i still think it should have won more awards <3 #tho thank GOD it didn't get nominated for best original song for suddenly bc. Bad. that song is Boring and Bad

[plush-pigeon]

my favorites!!

i really considered making Volo my top favorite...

template source!

#this makes it painfully obvious which games i've played #i tried not to repeat characters (except for leon) which is why rika is in fav e4 even tho grimsley is my top fav #well heres comes one billion tags #burgh #gym leader burgh #champion leon #leon pokemon #rika #elite four rika #rika pokemon #akari #akari pokemon #n harmonia #n pokemon #volo #jacq #jacq pokemon #adaman #clan leader adaman #melli #warden melli #hatsune miku #arven #arven pokemon #grimsley #elite four grimsley #pokemon #sketch #digital art #my art

[rosepompadour]

ANNA KARINA in her first major interview on the set of CE SOIR OU JAMAIS (1961)

#this is stupid toddlers can't give interviews #she is scared to death here and it is so painfully obvious #godard saw her and went 'hmm how do i take this palpably vulnerable girl and smash her into a thousand pieces?' #rest in pieces you geriatric french fuck #anna karina #sixties sweethearts #the french are glad to die for love #*

[emimii]

a very messy comic for ryusui’s bday

#not ship if that isnt painfully obvious btw #happy bday to the ooble omf….. #dcst #dr stone #nanami ryusui #ryusui nanami #dcst ryusui #francois dr stone #dcst francois #francois dcst

[seashoreships]

Watching Loki season 2. Was Mobius always this gay

#loki series #loki season 2 #lokius #mobius #loki mobius #faggotron #ugh #it’s so painfully obvious why can’t the writers drop that selfcest shit and let them be queer #marvel

[lucasoliko]

Sillies...... will post the full thing later :3

#just started chapter 2 again #they're so stupid #(insane rambling coming) #john is so oblivious to how much javier is in love with him its crazy #javier is trying his best to flirt with john but he's failing miserably everytime #he's giving him his stew #they would probably compare hand sizes #and john would still be painfully oblivious to it all #cuz they've been friends for so long !!! #and who says friends can't compare hand sizes !!!!! #and everytime javier tries to be a little more forward and obvious he gets shy #im normal about them yall #jovier #javier escuella #john marston #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #lucasolikos art #fanart #red dead redemption

[hungryhungrygames]

i think the funniest part in the entirety of the hunger games trilogy is during cf when katniss convinces herself she likes gale romantically cause she feels like she is the reason why he got whipped

and then like a page later she says like “i wish peeta was in my bed because i cant sleep without the comfort of his arms” and she has to literally REMIND HERSELF SHE ISNT SUPPOSE TO THINK LIKE THAT CAUSE SHE CHOSE GALE 

#like i get that she is traumatized and confused and she doesn't know what she wants #but it is so painfully obvious that she loves peeta #and everytime she chooses gale it is just because she feels she owes him in some way #mine #thg #the hunger games #gale hawthorne #peeta mallark #katniss everdeen #everlark #peeniss #catching fire #cf #gale slander