#and they still stab you in the back

[almsotal]

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#And she is back to rant in her tags #me stuff #men really do be trash lately #it’s like they can’t just hurt you #they have to fuck you up massively #The worst ones are the ones that make you believe they are different #to hear about the times you’ve been hurt and they promise you they different #only they just fuck you over anyway #And what hurts the most is you actually believed them because you really wanted somebody to be different #you really wanted the ending to not suck this time #and you try your best #you make so much effort #and they still stab you in the back #and every time those walls just go up a little bit higher #and then you’re honestly not sure if you can do it anymore #literally all I want is somebody who will marathon Lord of the rings with me with multiple breaks to fuck #and also take our kids to Disney World #Plus like somebody who puts in the same level of effort as I do would be good #failing that I will adopt two black cats and go live my best witch life

[oncillabrigade]

Someday, Damian is going to outpace Tim height-wise. He'll be at least a couple inches taller, because Damian's parents are both tall(ish) while Tim has done everything in his power short of getting an Ed Elric-style arm to stunt his own growth.

Once that happens, Damian will uncover his greatest power of all, a power he had only dreamt of before now, a power possessed by Superboy himself. Because once Dami is even a centimeter over Tim's head, this will occur:

Tim: Nice try, [insert rogue name], but you've officially been busted by Red Robin and the boy wonder himself.

Damian: Why does your name come first?

Tim: I'm older.

Damian:

Damian: *opens mouth*

Damian: *draws the biggest breath of his life*

Damian: I'M TALLER!!!!!

Unfortunately for Damian, he is not Jon, and Tim is not ten, and therefore, Tim has a comeback.

Tim: Name a single culture where height is a basis for authority and we'll talk.

Damian is devastated. He lashes out. They have their biggest argument in years. It gets physical. It gets vicious.

And yes, the rogue does get away while they fight.

#batfam #tim drake #damian wayne #jon kent #red robin #robin #superboy #they get back to the cave to a dick grayson lecture on letting a sibling fight get in the way of a mission #they point out the hypocrisy #given dick and jason can't go three seconds without arguing on patrol #jay: ah but you see we still get the rogue #dick: exactly! learn from your elders! #tim: your elders huh? not your... TALLERS? #damian just straight stabs him right then and there

[eastgaysian]

idont care if your durge was having crazy eroguro sex with gorty can you get them to put some pants on and tell me about their sibling relationship with orin. please.

#i think you should be able to recruit orin she doesnt reform in any meaningful way #she just lives at your camp and has decided to kill the people you point her at now #and she still eats people or whatever like let a girl live a little. #dak-wai shows up back at camp looking like they got mauled with orin in tow (did the mauling) #and is just like. hey. we're good. and responds to any further questions with It's fine. We're good. #she just needed to evil stim stab them a couple times and they resolved everything. it's fine. #balls your gay 3

[bogslob]

I did not expect to be crying at the finale but Annabeths “I saw everything” cut through my heart

#the sense of betrayal #they’re family #but he still as good as stabbed her in the back #family luke you promised #percy jackson #the lightning thief #rick riordan #pjo tv show #pjo series #percy jackon and the olympians #we find out the truth sort of #annabeth chase #luke castellan #pjo spoilers #pjo

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

On the left, Yuan-ti Pureblood. The least snakelike of the snake people. They usually only have one or two snake features, like forked tongues or scale patches, but are able to cast Suggestion! Otherwise they're basically just a human. At least it's not to hard to set up the scenario, as they're hiding everywhere, spying for information. The book also feels the need to mention they're traders...

On the right is the Bone Devil! Remember, top 8 of losers bracket got into tournament, this is one of them. 9 ft (2.7 m) tall and probably has enough handholds between the spikes to avoid being stabbed! The stinger is poisonous, and they can see in the dark. They're driven by hate, lust, and envy, and they're the law enforcement of hell. But they actually fanatically follow the law, will immediately turn on their fellows if one doesn't follow the law, and are at least open about being evil. So in some ways, actually less corrupt than actual law enforcement.

#bone devil #yuan ti #smash or pass #dnd 5e #dnd #d&d #5e #d&d 5e #glad to shake it up and go back to “which would I want to fuck LESS” territory. #the hell cop or the unholy fusion of like 5 racial stereotypes #one is going to stab you unintentionally and is hells inquisition #the other makes me feel gross just seeing and saying the name of. #Because some executive directed and likely ordered changes on that. thats the best version. not the artists fault but still. ugh.

[mxtxfanatic]

The common thread tying together how mxtx treats all her well-rounded character across all her works is that a character's past is as real as their actions. That means that a character's tragic past is a key part of their character and should be considered while analyzing them. It also means that their actions are also their own and must be considered when analyzing them. One does not negate the other. The trauma that a character experiences in the narrative is not erased by their shitty actions, but those experiences also don't redeem their immoral behavior. Everyone must live with the consequences of their chosen actions, regardless of what drove them to make those choices. That is the lesson.

#mdzs #svsss #tgcf #ran into this banger of a text in a message i sent to someone: #'your tragic past is as real as your abusive personality' #wwx had to deal with the consequences of the qiongqi ambush even though he was defending himself #jyl had to deal with the consequences of saving wwx's life which she did instinctively and intentionally #neither of them were wrong but the consequences were still theirs to bear #jc had to deal with the consequences of turning his back on wwx #jl had to deal with the consequences of stabbing wwx in a fit of anger #jgy had to deal with the consequences of his multiple murderous schemes #whether by instinct or intention or planning or spur of the moment #they all must deal with the consequences of their actions #because that's life #and you live it with other people #who are *going* to react to the things you do #and these are just mdzs’s examples #sy has to deal with the consequences of becoming sqq #sj dealt with the consequences of allowing envy to rule his life bg suffering a qi deviation that made way for sy #xl has to deal with the consequences of attempting to destroy yong’an #which was that wuming got destroyed instead #mq and fx have to deal with the consequences of betraying and abandoning a friend #and so on and so forth

[taxi-boi]

one thing im thinking about is how every team stuck together til the end.

every team stuck together, and every team died together. dying all within the same rough time frame

except team ties, who all died seperately,

Skizz died amongst the bad boys, after jimmy, before joel.

Tango died amongst the clockers, after bdubs, before scar and cleo.

Etho died amongst the nosy neighbors, after bigb and grian, before pearl.

Impulse died among the mean gills, after scott, before martyn.

Team Ties. their name symbolizing their connections and metaphorical ties to each other.

All died separately.

All died alone.

#tangotek #impulsesv #ethoslab #skizzleman #team ties #limited life #trafficblr #life series #tango tek #etho slab #I GENUINELY THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE THINGS EVERYONE WAS POINTING OUT #and if you say OH GRIAN BETRAYED THE BAD BOYS or MARTYN BETRAYED SCOTT i will kill and eat you #grian stayed with joel til his final moments. still offering his life to him. and basically got joels blessing to join the nosy neighbors #and like scott said at the end of his episode #he wouldnt have it any other way #this is by far the most loyal season #martyn couldnt back stab scott if he tried #scotts been sacrificing himself all season #anyways IMPULSE NUMERO DOS!!!!1!

[zevranunderstander]

I love shuro as a neurodivergent person because I relate to him a lot more than all the other types of neurodivergecy on display in the show tbh. like. stop calling him 'the only neurotypical one' or whatever this man is the kind of guy who grew up and he realised that something was weird or socially unacceptable about his behaviour and he tried to mask it so hard and try so hard to be normal that he starts to resent the neurodivergent people who *don't* do that or not even understand that they are acting in a socially 'unacceptable' way and he both is jealous of them being who they are and also kinda siding against them with the 'normal' people so he can feel seen as more normal and usually he ends up being friends with the more neurodivergent people because it's a lot easier for him to make friends there but his self-imposed masking and his wish to be seen as 'normal' by the 'normal' people kinda make him resent his friends in a way because THEY aren't trying to hold up to the same standard of 'normality' as he does

#myposts #Dungeon meshi #shuro #toshiro #delicious in dungeon #i got over acting like that but god its really a horrible state of mind #like you know your 'normal' friends kinda dont like you but you still stab your neurodivergent friends in the back for their approval #i was so deeply marked by this that in college i vowed not to be friends with the 'weird kids' this time #ah how the tables have turned and whatnot #like i could genuinely talk for quite a while on what it took to get out of this mindset dhhsjsjss

[pinacoladamatata]

both hands full....

#john hancock #hancock fo4 #fallout 4 #im. making a character sheet for my ss and ofc he's in it #*grabs your face with both my hands* #look i also obv dig the lovable rogue thing he's got going on but we Need to talk about how npcs are afraid of him/ #/say he holds a grudge/call you crazy for even thinking about pissing him off #like why? what did he do? aside from hang a man from a balcony. there had to be....more...... #i crave more violence #did i ever tall yall about the headcanon i have about his missing toe.... #i believe he was like. betrayed and captured by raiders for a minute and they tortured/cut off his toe before he got loose and killed them #and returned to goodneighbor and like. committed atrocities against the judas-esq person that stabbed him in the back #like fed them to supermutants levels of fucked up or something #anyway :) #pina art #i spent like thirty minutes trying to get this sketch to not crap itself when pasted to tumblr #and it still did. fuck me.

[jerkfacepink]

Me: Oh hey cool I’ll catch the new X-men episode before bed

X-Men Episode: GOES FUCKING HARDER THAN ANY EP EVER HAD A RIGHT TO

Me: aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF NOW #x men 97 #I HAVE TO TAKE MY SON TO SCHOOL IN 3 HOURS #WTF DO I DO NOW #ALSO STABBED ME RIGHT IN THE SHIP #DOUBLE FUCK YOU #hahahaha #I READ THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS BACK IN THE DAY AND STILL GOT SLAPPED

[augustinewrites]

regarding ur last post - can i ask where fushigojo mom was during the hidden inventory arc? was she in nanami’s year?

she was in gojo’s year!! but she wasn’t a part of that mission bcs she was sick :( the one time she got the flu, her bf almost died. you can bet she was pissed.

what do u guys think would have happened if she were there??

#[💌—inbox] #keeping up with the fushigojos #LOL he comes back and she’s like 🤨 why is everyone saying you got stabbed #if she were there #i like to think it all would have gone better but i think they still would have gotten their asses whooped #maybe just not as badly

[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 24

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“What do you MEAN Smithy is in the hospital with a stab wound to his stomach?!” Nicky’s own voice is agony for his hangover but honestly, how the fuck else was he supposed to respond when he had asked Andrew where FF was and gotten that as a response.

“Calm down.” Andrew says and he looks tired, looks stressed, and maybe even just…a touch nervous?

Nicky isn’t as good as Neil at reading Andrew Minyard. He doesn’t think anyone will ever be as fluent in the language of Andrew Minyard as Neil Josten but Nicky has picked up some key phrases.

He can see when he’s making a joke that is a step too far. He can see when his cousin wants to kiss Neil but is holding back. He can see when his cousin is stressed.

He can see a guilty curve to Andrew’s spine.

“Andrew, answer me honestly, did you stab my sweet baby freshman?” Nicky asks and he’s not sure if the nausea he feels anymore is from horror or from the sheer number of drinks he had put in his system the night before.

Roland usually cuts him off before he gets this level.

Roland also has a habit of pouring heavier when he’s stressed.

Roland also also tends to make complicated fruity drinks that Nicky likes when he’s stressed.

Andrew’s jaw tenses but it’s Neil who speaks up, “It was an accident. It happened during a fight.” Neil says and Nicky throws his hands up in the air.

“You got into a FIGHT with my sweet baby freshman? Sweet little Smithy? The boy who made brownies that made me feel kinda straight for a dead woman?!” Nicky exclaims and sees Andrew and Neil open their mouths to say something but, “I promised him that if he wanted I’d get him something hard that’d mess his GUTS up but this isn’t what I MEANT.” He lets himself collapse dramatically over the table.

“Nicky, shut up!” Kevin hisses from his spot on the couch.

“When the fuck did Kevin get here?!” Because seriously, how fucked up was Nicky last night that he doesn’t remember Kevin coming on this Columbia trip? Where’d he sit? He couldn’t really remember coming over after Thanksgiving. Had Andrew put Kevin in the trunk? Had Andrew put Nicky in the trunk?

“He came with Wymack.” Neil cut in before Nicky started testing reality. “Wymack is at the hospital since he’s…uh…he’s the…”

“Medical Power of Attorney” Andrew answers.

“Yes! Thank you, the Medical power of attorney for Smith. He needed surgery and Wymack wanted to be nearby in case he had to make any pressing decisions.” Neil explains and yeah that tracks, he knows a little bit about FF’s family and knows that aside from his grandma on his dad’s side the rest can go take a long walk off a short volcano observation platform

“Okay, that explains why Kevin is here….how?! Despite all of the unwarranted advice, Kevin is not a medical professional.” Nicky says before turning to Kevin, “So Kevin, what insane Exy-related reason are you here? Don’t lie and say it’s because you want to sign the get well soon card.” He hisses.

“Fuck you!” Kevin spits, “I need to know how long Smiths is going to be out of commission and what his PT is going to look like. He was supposed to be starting during the spring season.” Kevin growls.

“There it is!” Nicky throws up his hands.

“Nicky, just calm down!” Neil pleads.

“How can I stay calm? Andrew stabbed Smithy! So not only is my favorite freshman in the hospital Andrew’s going to end up back on those god forsaken meds again!” Nicky shouts and buries his face in his hands.

“Smith isn’t going to say that.” Andrew’s voice is calm but Nicky can hear the slight edge.

“Oh yeah?” Nicky asks because he could see FF promising to never mention who stabbed him if Andrew would just spare his life. FF was going to be even MORE of a disaster when it came to his anxiety around Andrew. Nicky wouldn’t be surprised if his friend just straight up dropped out after this. His cousin is safe but he’s absolutely going to lose his friend.

“Because he’s saying Romero Malcolm stabbed him.” Andrew finishes.

Nicky sits up.

“Wait, what?” Nicky asks.

“Last night Romero Malcolm was at Eden’s.” Neil says voice even in a way that lets Nicky know that he’s trying to stay calm, “Smith recognized him, heard he wanted to grab,” Neil swallows thickly, “…grab one of my friends and saw them looking at…” Neil trails off and looks to Andrew who shakes his head, “…around for someone to grab.” Neil seems to decide and Nicky knows when something is being hidden from him but he’s more interested in the story than what Neil is hiding at the moment, “He got Romero’s attention so that he wouldn’t do anything bad in Eden’s and let Roland know to call help. He went out alone into the alley but Romero didn’t follow him.” Neil explains.

“Oh thank god.” Nicky sighs.

“Because he’d alerted Jackson Plank was lying in wait to ambush him.” Neil continues.

“Oh dear god.” Nicky exclaims.

“He uh…” Neil looks to Andrew who shakes his head again, “okay we don’t know exactly HOW Smith managed to do it but he beat Jackson up pretty bad.” Neil explains.

Nicky feels his brain stop working.

He has watched FF trip over his own feet, walk into four different trees, and almost sprain his ankle walking across a flat surface. He knows FF has been watching self-defense videos and had even gotten some pointers from Matt but even Matt had told him his better bet was probably just to yell “WOW WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE?!”, point behind the attacker, and run as fast as humanly possible away from a fight.

Neil is still talking.

Nicky boots back up quickly.

“…a gun. He tackled Romero into Andrew and Andrew’s knife ended up in Smith’s stomach on accident while they were wrestling for the gun. Smith is the one who said he’s going to tell everyone who asks that it was Romero. He even said it to me.” Neil says with an awkward laugh.

“And you believed him.” Andrew says and there’s warmth in his cousin’s eyes as he looks at Neil and teases him.

“And I believed him.” Neil confirms.

“Okay, so you swear to me that you did not INTENTIONALLY stab my BFF?” Nicky asks looking at Andrew seriously.

“BFF, seriously?” Kevin asks.

“Best Freshman Friend.” Nicky answers quickly, “Don’t worry Kevin, you lose out to Matt in all regards for my Best Senior Friend.” He says.

Kevin just flips him off but Nicky turns his attention back to Andrew, “Andrew, I need to hear it.” He says .

“I did not intentionally stab Smith.” Andrew confirms.

Nicky lets the horrified nausea leave him with only his hangover nausea.

“Okay, we can work with that.”  Nicky leans back. “Have you heard from that Agent?” he asks looking at Neil.

Neil nods but then looks nervous and shoots a look towards Kevin, “The FBI is sending Browning and a field office agent to talk with us but…Ichirou also contacted me.” He says and Nicky watches as Kevin perks up.

“He did?!” Kevin squawks looking around like he expected the head of the Moriyama family to appear from the shadows.

“He wants to make sure we do our part to keep the Moriyama name out of this. He is going to deal with Romero and Jackson himself.” Neil says looking nervous.

Nicky clenches his eyes shut, “Well you’re not going to mention them right?” he hears Kevin ask.

“Of course not Kevin.” Nicky hears Andrew hiss.

“Good.” Kevin says.

There’s silence in the wake of Neil’s statement.

Nicky takes a deep breath and wishes his head was a little less agonizing. “Why aren’t we at the hospital to see Smithy?” he asks because he has nothing he can do about Ichirou so he may as well put it out of his mind.

There is some grumbling.

“Wymack said that he’ll just make us sit in the waiting room without any updates.” Neil says. “We’re picking up Smith’s grandma from the airport and she’s our ticket to getting an actual update beyond ‘not dead yet’ from Wymack.” He adds.

“What, you really can’t get updates without Wymack?” Nicky asks.

Andrew looks at Nicky and Nicky can’t read a single thing his cousin is thinking.

“What’s Smith’s first name Nicky.” Andrew asks.

“Oh God fucking Dammit.” Nicky’s head hurts too bad for this.

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#Fluent Freshman AU #I'm almost positive the next chapter will involve Grandma Smith actually #like 90% #Maybe even 95% #Aaron walks out 10 minutes later #Aaron: I feel like someone is stabbing me in the stomach #Nicky: You and Smithy both! #Aaron: ????????? #Neil: I think that it is too soon to make that joke #Andrew: At least give it 24 hours Nicky #Andrew: He might still be in surgery for all we know #Aaron: !!!!!?????? #Kevin: I've been researching and it could be 4-6 weeks before Smith can be back on the Court. #Kevin: At least he'll only really miss 2 fall season games and he should be healed up by the time we start the spring season games #Aaron: What the FUCK happened and why is KEVIN here? #Andrew: We're not explaining it again figure it out yourself #GS is in the air right now #She's got a middle seat because it was a last minute booking #But the young man next to her is a real sweetheart #He speaks polish! what a small world #AFTG #AFTG OC #AFTG AU #My Fics #Andreil #Fluent Freshman - Part 24

[summerfrwrks]

i don't think we talk enough about how maisie was ready to kill captain crow like baby girl was ready to commit murder to protect the life she believes is worth protecting

#someone make maisie and jacob that meme: what to you have there? A KNIFE! NO- #she would've stabbed the man with her knife if jacob didn't hold her back (she could fail cause crow's bigger and sarah is there but still) #the sea beast #maisie brumble #jacob holland #netflix #netflix the sea beast #the sea beast 2022 #summer.txt

[svampira]

normalest friend group

#wrong they all hate each other #except for elias only eden hates him rightfully so #he got his bestie dante exhiled anyways thats for when i design kat which might be never back to the line up #brooke looks so cute shes eliciting a omg puppy response from me. never slimming her face down again her cheeeks #the more adorable they look the eviller they are. in order brooke elias diamila eden #diamila will stab you in the back for fun and she probably has the highest vampire bodycount in the us BUT she doesnt kill humans #so that basically makes her a good person #elias and brooke would literally kill a kid the only difference is elias would only do it if he was pissed brooklyn would do it for fun😭 #shes so cute #wip #ill draw a full body line up later shivers #elias and brooke are the only ones where same face syndrome kicked in but i dont mind that much there is literally no way theyd get mixed u #wait let me go back on what i didnt mention #eden is off the evil scale hes a relatively good guy.... by kindred standards tho hes still a hypocrite kind of nines style but worse #he did the most to become baron and rallies the anarchs into going to war w the camarilla basically but he cant stomach violence #back to how much they all hate each other diamila and eden used to be friends but she did her usual backstabbing when chose the vt m b #camarilla ending diamila hates brooke and brooke just dislikes her but has no reason to hate her and eden and brooke hate love each other #mostly hate by 2021 honestly #his bestie wasnt named dante i meant it dante exhiled. you know

[softesttangerines]

As someone who LOVES a good old time travel au, and after seeing amazing fanart of kid!Mihawk i have to let it out!!

I just wanna read a time travel fic where baby Mihawk wakes up and finds himself in the world of adult Mihawk and he's like wtf is going on?

And word goes around that a kid that looks exactly like Hawkeyes and carries the same cross knife as him is roaming around this island and rumors say it's the son he abandoned to fend for himself.

And so, marines and every pirates he ever wronged come after him for revenge and the little guy is just thinking why is everyone trying to get me? While doing his best with his cross dagger to rid of them.

And Shanks, good ol' shanks could have sworn that if his old rival had an 9years old, he would know about it (also he refuses to let the bitter taste in his heart take over unless his own eyes see) so he's skeptical about the whole thing and that's the only thing that gets him to leave his hideout in a reclused ghost island waiting for whatever is his big plan to take place.

News say Red Shanks is on the move after being mia for a few years and everyone got their panties in a twist, what could have raised the emperor from the dead.

He follows from island to island because apparently the young boy knows how to avoid the marines and pirates coming after him.

Till one night, on their stop at some bar on an island that wasn't really on the plan, he sees the boy. Just outside the bar in an alley, where he went to empty his guts from the booze overfilling his body, there stood bloody faced, cross dagger in one hand, a tiny version of his old rival with a bounty hunter's body at his feet.

The boy furrows his eyebrows even more at the new arrival and strikes another pose in case the new guy tries something funny. But Shanks, drunk ass Shanks, who knows his rival by heart is a 100% sure the little guy is in fact his rival for whatever magical reason, there he stands in front of him in the form of an 9years old and Shanks giggles at that -to which the child takes great offense- and just say "hey kid, i'm a friend of your dad's, want me to take you to him?"

#mishanks #Ok so here I'm running with the fandom's theory that rayleigh is mihawk's dad #And after getting all these murder attempts on his person he's just so fckn tired of anyone that approaches him So he's completely on guard #when this red haired dude comes out of nowhere n tells him he knows his dad #Which no one did before all they did was charge at him screaming HAWKEYES YOU'RE GONNA REGRET WHAT YOU DID #And here's the thing #he may be inclined to believe the red haired guy because no one knows his relation to rayleigh #so this guy must really know his dad and he's tired of running all the time he just wants his bed and parents #so cut him some slack when he follows a random one armed red haired pirate #On the other hand the crew is equally creeped out and charmed by the little fella because even young he still installs the chills in them #How can he be as equally as skilled as he is cuuuuute #They try their best not to say it to his face because he threatens to stab them at any given chance but they cant HELP IT #it's Dracule Fucking Mihawk as an 9years old!!!! Ofc he's cute #Shanks cant fucking wait to get his adult Mihawk back to tease the shit out of him about the little version of him lol #When they got him to rayleigh he fckn cried because that's his fckn son znd the last time he saw hus baby that way was more than 30years ag #Mihawk is just confused as fuck why is his dad's grey n have much more wrinklesBut it's still one familiar face so he just sticks to him #The red haired pirate keeps telling him that he should look for him when he gets home but he doesn't understand!!! #He also keeps challenging shanks on a duel once he discovers he's a swordsman and keeps on losing #And truth be told shanks is embarrassed as fuck because it took him his rival being a child for him to win over mihawk #opla #one piece #mihawk #dracule mihawk #red haired shanks #shanks

[callme-aprilroseisha04]

so guess what happened to me this morning

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #art #digital art #artwork #sonic fanart #fanart #sth fanart #miles tails prower #tails the fox #tails #voices!au #my doodles #tw panic attack #tw vomit #tw vent #vent #self h@rm #tw blood #cw #don’t have constant paranoia about mysterious voices coming back to haunt you kids #or you might end up throwing up #and stabbing yourself #ok my paranoia was for a different reason from sonic but still #tag talking #it’s bad