#and this is why my sleep schedule is so fucked up

[wandas-lunchbox]

so sick of you (chapter 4)

series summary: you and natasha have ended your relationship due to her cheating on you. it's been 5 years now. what happens when you bump into her at a bar on your birthday?

warnings: some swearing, light make-out sessions but otherwise none

a/n: took me 4 months to write this, progress?

day one in italy. it was like you could smell the pizza in the air as you walked out of the plane.

“are you ready to get this party started” wanda exclaims.

crazy how this girl was dead asleep not even 10 minutes ago and now she has the most energy.

i didn’t answer her however, looking for the girl who was on the plane with me.

“bitch i know you did not just leave me on heard!”

“hm?” i say looking at her

she rolls her eyes and repeats “i saidddd, are you ready to get this party started”

i grin at her, trying to forget the thoughts of the girl on the plane. i still never got her name.

we start walking out of the airport with our bags in hand. we (or well wanda) had ordered a scheduled taxi before the flight so we didn’t need to wait to call one. we head into the car to our hotel. looking at the view from the car i could just cry from seeing the view. my thoughts about natasha had faded from my mind. my thoughts were all on the plane girl and italy. i mean what better thoughts could i have?

once we reached the hotel we spent some time just hanging out there before deciding to start getting ready for some dinner wanda planned.

“girl i dont know about you but i’m just hoping to get fucked, it’s been too long since i’ve done it. your girl has needs.”

i laugh at wanda, she’s always got some out of pocket thing to say.

“girl same”

“don’t lie to me, i’m your best friend i know someone caught your eye on that plane, what’s her name”

i give her a look

“so you were awake! omg i hate you!”

“i love to sleep but mate i needed some entertainment and you being a fumbling mess was the best.”

“i hate you”

“remember the person who planned this trip” wanda reminds.

i roll my eyes and continue to get ready. i end up wearing a mini skirt and a cropped baby tee that says “i love italy” because of course you need one.

after eating dinner we head to a bar. we decided to just get a couple drinks the two of us and talk.

“yeah, and you know what that asshole steve did—”

she gets cut off by my phone ringing

“sorry!” i say

checking my phone i see “unknown number” flashed on the screen. i pick up anyways

“hello?”

“hey! plane girl!”

“hey! how come you’re calling me?”

“turn around” she says through the phone

i turn and see the brunette. her hair down in waves. wearing a button up half open with a loosely done tie and a black mini skirt. her glasses substituted with most likely contacts.

“how come you’re here? did you miss me that much?” i say

“no silly, you told me on the plane you were coming here after eating”

wanda looks at me with a stinky eye

i look back apologetically (even though i wasn’t sorry one bit)

“but how come you came?” i say

“i mean why not. when you do come you’re gonna need a name to scream right? and i don’t think i want to hear you screaming plane girl as entertaining as it sounds”

i laugh.

“well this is wanda, and she’s awake now, we were just talking but i don’t think she’ll mind if we leave for a few mins” i say also asking wanda

wanda looks away for a second not meeting my gaze.

“yeah go ahead, have the sex before me i guess” she says grumpily, with a hint of sadness in her eyes

why was she sad?

“bye!” i shout

i see from the corner of my eye wanda walking up to the bar to talk to some other girl. go her i guess.

“so! plane girl, what is your actual name”

“madison, but people call me maddie most of the time”

“pretty name, it suits you,”

“thank you baby. do you wanna get a couple drinks”

“sure, margaritas for me please!”

“wow cute”

“i’ll take the same as her please” she says to the bartender as i order my drink.

from the corner of my eye i see wanda leaving but i don’t go not wanting to leave maddie in this moment.

we continue to talk before deciding that it was getting late. it was around 2am when maddie and i get into the car. there’s music playing the background.

i feel maddies arm brush my thigh and it sends shivers up my spine. my body starts to warm up. we are still talking until she realizes my shiver. she looks at me eyeing my lips and my eyes. before anything else could happen she kisses me. our lips intertwine and we kiss like theres no tomorrow. she leans towards my neck and leaves a couple kisses there. by the end of it we are both breathing heavily. we reach my hotel and i step out of the car, thanking the driver. i kiss maddie one more time before getting out of the car.

“thanks for tonight” i say

“goodnight baby” she says before having the taxi driver drive.

i walk up into the hotel and get in the elevator taking out my key. it was silent in the room. wanda already snuggled up into our bed. i go to take my makeup off and see lipstick marks all over my lips and neck. i take a photo before taking my make up off.

i change into my pjs and slip into our bed before sending a text to maddie

attachement one photo

nice art maybe you should frame it?

i send to her, along with the photo of the lipstick stains.

“haha, goodnight angel see u soon ;)” she texts back.

i switch my phone off putting it on charge slowly starting to fall asleep.

i heard a faint sigh from wanda but i didn’t think much of it before falling asleep.

a/n: chapter 4 donee (ops on maddie??)

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[front-facing-pokemon]

#torracat #why yes! they Do have multiple sets of teeth! #are you going to question it though? nawww‚ 'cause you're Nice to me. you want to be so nice to me and not question the teeth #because i stayed up way too late last night playing baldur's gate 3 and fucked up my sleep schedule and woke up at like 12:30 PM today #you want to be soooo nice to me you like me so much that you'll overlook the teeth thing. you'll say it makes them look cooler. right

[botstar]

bive rentry graphics!!

Day 4- a character that would be a night person / a character that would be a morning person

made for @brain-fluid-explosion-girl's 30 follower challenge!! ^_^

#explosion30 #bive regretevator #regretevator bive #regretevator #rentry graphics #her sleep schedule is so fucked up. why? because i said so #THE RIGHT BLOG THIS TIME. OH MY GOD

[indigoki]

me: *has to go to university tomorrow morning*

also me: let's stay up until 4AM while consuming mindless content on youtube and contemplate about existence

#even though i'm tired af #i really don't want to go to uni tomorrow ugh #so i figured why not fuck up my sleep schedule #text post #personal #night blogging #school #university #college #thoughts

[fbfh]

"Hows writing going?" I literally look like this

#reaction pics #memes #op's reaction pics #op's memes #i fucked up my sleep schedule. haha. #im in sleep limbo hell! hooray! #im too tired to do stuff but cant sleep #solition: do stuff while pretending to be asleep #might have figured out why i keep getting the depresso spells too lol #so hopefully that gets fixed soon too #i love you guys #im gonna be more active soon im just a lil dead rn /lh #fake guy fierri voice: WE'VE ALL HAD IT #i love fake guy fierri so much #my son #my father #my holy spirit

[baeshijima]

it is now officially the 25th which means...

merry christmas everyone !!! regardless of whether u celebrate or not, i hope u all have a lovely day with whoever u spend it with or with urself <33

#sophie's idle chatter #this is scheduled so im HOPING it posts at 12 am.... prays.... #i havent been super active in the past month or two bc life is kicking my ass (<- has said this countless times already but its still true) #also !! i see asks and ill try and answer them when i actually have the time and energy 😭 ik i say this a lot but ive been drained good god #(not so) mini life updates : #the new lovebrush chronicles main story update has made me weep so much... ive done both clarence and ayns routes and.... #my god.... this story is darker and honestly im loving it AND i love how they did the chara roles in this world (alkaid... ourgh...) #my tear glands arent tho bc ayn ending 3.... what the fuck was that i couldnt sleep after doing that ending??? ITS WAS SO SAD AND FOR WHATF #currently having to wait until the 27th so i can do lars route 😔 #the recent ep of apothecary diaries.... ourgh my heart.... jinshi and maomao beloveds :(( #oh !! and ive gotten back into my ace of diamonds/daiya no ace phase and have been rewatching the series... #sobbing chris and yuki and miyuki my beloveds.... kissing ur foreheads and holding u gently..... #the way i got back into it bc im catching up on s2 of a clean sweep (a korean baseball variety show that i love with all my heart ;w;) #my mum is a traitor tho bc she watched every new ep that came out on tuesdays while i was in uni 🧍‍♀️ so now im catching up on the 30 eps #on my own 🧍‍♀️ #OMG AND ALSO DR STONE S3??? WHY WAS I NOT NOTIFIED THAT PART 1 CAME OUT MONTHS AGO AND PART 2 WAS MORE RECENT??? #i havent been doing that much writing recently tho bc the fingers wont type but the brain is exploding with ideas i cannot handle this #i do want to get back to the haitham sxf series tho.... and also my oc various x reader series....... #tbh ive been contemplating abt publishing the haitham series on ao3 once i write more chapters before publishing them #idk i feel like the series would be nice to have on ao3 as well as tumblr JHDG #thats abt it i think? #anywho if u read this far then know i am giving u a warm cookie as a condolence prize for getting through this life dump <33 #ill leave it off here but i hope u all have a lovely day !! mwah mwah merry chrysler everyone 🎄🫶 #queue... ueueue

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

unnormalize staying up late btw

#camera talks #kinda being serious and I can’t really explain why bc it’s literally midnight and I should be sleeping rn but #from a young age I was taught by kids around me that staying up late to do anything but hw #was cool and the longer you were awake the more you could brag about it in the morning #not cool actually bc now I’ve entirely fucked my sleeping schedule and it’s part of why I feel so bad all the time #would write more but I have to sleep now #anyways seriously unnormalize it. let kids (and people in general) get their sleep #it’s not healthy otherwise

[sp4rrowdoll]

I think the player should be allowed to teach Robin how to pole dance.

Tell me it wouldn't be a scorching hot scene - regardless of whether or not it ended in sex (which it probably would, Robin can be utterly insatiable.)

#dol #degrees of lewdity #dol robin #robin the orphan #i think they'd be really into it for crossdress-ery reasons #idk it gives me all sorts of ideas #....an au stripper!Robin who's been working nights just like the PC to try and pay off Bailey's debt..little bit of role-reversal there.... #it would explain why Robin goes to bed so early & wakes up later than the PC #(or maybe my PC just has a really fucked sleep schedule) #but also....Robin would be HOT in a dancer's outfit i know it in my heart and soul

[lesbiansanemi]

Do you think if I wish hard enough my mom will get electrocuted by a string of Christmas lights and just go up in a cloud of smoke. It’d be a Christmas miracle

#I’m not even DOWN THERE YET and I want to fucking KILL HER #I have to work Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. I live four hours away from my family #I told her this MANY TIMES I said I’ll drive down after work on Christmas Eve be there Christmas morning but I need to leave by 3-4 to get #home at a reasonable hour so I can have time to unpack/catch up on a couple days of chores/get plenty of sleep #she called me last night and told me she didn’t schedule Christmas stuff until SIX PM #and when I said why tf did you do that I’m not staying that late #she got mad and upset and was like ‘it’s the only time everyone is free :(‘ #BUT THEN proceeded to tell me we were having lunch with her HUSBAND’S family at noon #(ppl I am not close with never have been literally don’t talk to) #and everyone I know is like ‘just leave when you said you were going to anyways’ #and like yeah I could but then my family is gonna be ENRAGED that I didn’t do Christmas stuff with them #and they’re like ‘well explain that your mom didnt listen to when you said you needed to leave’ #but the thing is. no matter what. they’re going to take her side #I should sacrifice my time and comfort to spend time with them because they’re FAMILY #never mind that literally not a SINGLE ONE OF THEM has EVER come up to visit me #IM always expected to drive down there. but that sacrifice doesn’t count it’s not good enough #but if I stay that late I won’t be getting home until AT LEAST midnight or later #cuz my family has no fucking concept of time so if it starts at six that means it doesn’t ACTUALLY start until 7 so most of them might be #there by 8 so I’ll be expected to stay until at least 10 to sufficiently catch up with all of them #I’m going to scream I’m going to cry #if I leave early I’m the awful ungrateful terrible bitch who never comes to see any of them #but none of them could adjust their days by just a few hours to see me before I needed to leave #FOR MY FUCKING JOB !!!!!!!! SOMETHING COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL #and like the thing is. my piece of shit manipulative bitch mother #I KNOW she did this on purpose #I know she didn’t plan this until six to FORCE me to stay longer because she was mad I wasn’t staying long #(again… because of work… something I can’t control) #so she’s orchestrated this to put me in this position #where I have to suck it up and stay and be exhausted and have tired migraines for a week cuz I get only a couple hours of sleep and then #or leave and make everyone pissed. I hate her so FUCKING much

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#love that my body decided to incapacitate me the weekend before i have to read 5 different papers for classes #and it would b one thing to just read them but no for 3 of them i have to give detailed interpretation and 1 i have to present on #ive already failed to read one bc i forgot we had to do 2 papers for monday. oops. not that i could have done it anyway. i barely got 1 done #and im on track to fucking up the one due Tomorrow as well #im just fucking tired of reading fucking chemistry driven papers that i dont understand no matter how many times i read them #and everyones like oh itll get easier but no it fucking wont bc i cant fucking read right #its so fucking frustrating. why do i even bother? im so tried #i don't even have the paper im supposed to present on so ill have to do it all tomorrow. cool. great. not that i could do it today anyway #im just. this is gonna b a difficult week #and i misused my whole day by doing extractions bc i scheduled my training a week ago when i thought i would b fine over the weekend #nope. its fucking bullshit. this is y im like. y do i even want to b in academia? #how could i b a prof if i cant read well? its fine to b dyslexic as a math person but im like i have to read so much and so little gets thru #but then what the fuck else am i supposed to do? idk. im just gonna write down something for all these questions and go tf to sleep #ill get up at some horrible time in the morning to finish this. damn the consequences. ill see my therapist tomorrow anyway #and meet with my advisor like 🤪 yo guess what i made zero progress this week #sorry u got stuck with me while im going thru a year of fucking health problems #but whatever cant get rid of me now im already here. here and tired and i wanna go to bed #unrelated

[yallwildinrn]

For the procrastination ask: 🖍️🤔🤡

Answering these for Snake in the Grass for this ask game! Thank you for the ask <333

🖍️ Post any sentence from your wip.

“How and why circle his mind like a swarm of gnats around the rotting carcass of his long dead relationship with Kreese.”

🤔 What's a story you'd love to write but haven't even started yet?

I’m gonna be real, I’ve barely even considered other stories rn lmao. The closest I have to this is a story I have, technically, started, but it’s barely any progress so I’m bringing it up here: a oneshot survival horror featuring Illya Kuryakin from TMFU (2015). I think he just needs to be hunted okay?

🤡 How many wips are you actively working on?

Just Snake in the Grass! I kinda bit off more than I could chew with it, but I’ve been taking it as I go because I wanna get a finished product out there by Halloween. It is what it is I suppose (sounds of bone crunching and blood curdling screams)

#dear diary #my writing #snake in the grass #thank you again for the ask! #hopefully gonna write some more for this tonight #my sleep schedule’s already fucked so why not #update: why did this end up in my drafts???? i very clearly remember hitting post #tumblr moment

[spiritofjustice]

i was so determined to go to bed at a slightly more reasonable time and then got distracted and have spent literally an hour drafting more fanart of bobby fulbright. maybe tomorrow will be the day i go to bed at not 4-5 am boys

#psy's no punctuation posts #'what is slightly more reasonable for you' 3 am #didn't work but i tried KRKF #sorry. i have to admit part of why i spend so much time awake in the middle of the night is because i'm thinking about Ace Attorney #like no joke it keeps me up because i keep wanting to think about it or find art or whatever KRFJDHN #i just get so exciteds about it i dont knoww #it's kind of become a problem bcs i'm going to bed so late every fucking night ever since i got really into it #it's fiiine i'll fix my sleep schedule eventually KRKF

[edwardbonnets]

okay so. Baldurs Gate 3 has completely consumed my soul 💀

and of course it's this bitch that's got me giggling and kicking my feet. i hate him but also he is so babygirl im losing my mind

#hahaha if anyone was wondering why ive been inactive this is why #cant.....stop......playing........baldurs gate #im very unemployed so i can literally just sit in my room all day playing baldurs gate and that is exactly what ive been doing #my sleep schedule is so fucked help sdjfhsk #i havent even finished the first act yet rip #going to moonrise towers now though so act 2 is coming up #ive been trying to get the energy to do literally anything else......but it all comes back to this game #goty methinks #baldurs gate 3 #emily.txt

[trenchcoatsbi]

Happy five months to the Trenchcoat!!

psstt check out the stuff under the cut there’s more art and it’s pretty cool stuff if i do say so myself

Hi so I’ve been meaning to draw anons, like for fun and my enrichment (<- i really like drawing things for people i like) and uh that sketching session I had like three days did net me a lot of terrible awful rough sketches I could work off of, so i kinda just bit the bullet and started doing shit. so uh yeah that’s why there’s bonus drawings this go around for the blogiversary! There’s 2 more bonus drawings on the way btw!! I just did not have the spoons (or the ability to keep my joints normal enough) to be drawing long enough everyday to finish four full drawings from scratch with multiple characters in each, so the other two will be posted in the next few daysish hopefully…

sorry to anyone not included in one of these/in the other two I did try my best to remember as many of our frequent askers as possible but a lot of the anons who haven’t been chatting recently kinda just got buried by the qsmp folks lol…. speaking of the qsmp yall are pretty much the reason there’s group drawings and not just all silly doodles like the one with me and Vale (<- which i technically drew last month and could’ve posted at literally anytime but shh that doesn’t matter). I mean group drawings are not easy either but fucking hell you guys are three drawings all on your own…

I had to try so hard not to ask you guys what you looked like since I wanted this to be a surprise and since I just made up designs for the most parts here's who's in the bonuses!

Bonus 1:

Vale (🌾🪶 anon)

Bonus 2:

official-big-q

llulah anon (twice technically lol)

wilbur (ethercollective)

bad & foolish (itty-bitty-ferns)

q!pac anon

Bonus 3 (I might repost this drawing later with edited shading. it's too dark looking at it on my computer screen ugh i hate how colors look different on different screens):

💙🐏 anon

🦁⛰️ anon

Voidling anon

#phil posts #guys i’ve been going insane keeping this to myself btw I was so close to going to the discord and jsut posting the bonuses early over there #luckily my terrible sleep schedule knocked me out enough to keep me from doing that #i literally finished bonus 3 uh like at 2 am this mornign? something like that idk it kept me up cause my ipad kept crashing #like its not the most layers I've used for a drawing but I sure did put a lot of overlays on for the shading... #should i tag the anons here? probably. will i? no. god no sorry guys i don't wanna tag yall rn #anyway working on bonus 4 now let's goooo #i fucking forgot ot post this it was literally why i got on my computer fucking helll

[cowboy-robooty]

BRUH ALMOST SHAT MY PANTS I TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS AND MY NIGHTLIGHT DIDNT TURN ON. SCARIEST SHIT OF MY LIFE

#yes im a grown man who sleeps with a nightlight still #what if the boogeyman gets me #unironically thats why i feel really relieved when i walk at night and see Anybody #i be walking at night alone through a dark ass parking lot with only a single person around in a hoodie and feel intense relief #because what scares me when walking at night is the threat of encountering a ghoul #because like if someone tries to kill me i can fight them idgaf itll fuck my schedule up but its whatever #BUT IF A GHOUL FIGHTS ME OR I SEE SOMETHING I WASNT SUPPOSED TO SEE (supernatural)? #TF IMMA DO #IM FUCKED!!!!! #IM NOT WINNING AGAINST A SCARY ENTITY I DONT KNOW THEIR STATS I DONT KNOW THEIR BEHAVIORS AAAUGUGWJJSE #SO SCARED #IM SO FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT ENCOUNTER THAT OH MY GOD #have to stop talking abt it im making myself scared rn jesus fucking christ #thank god my nightlight didnt break tho lol just needed a bump to work

[hollypies]

The thing about my brain only wanting to draw at night is thtmat I end up hating my work by like. Midnight anf then in the morning I look at it and go "it's literally fine ?? Why was I mad" and then continue the cycle of self hatred

#holly rambles #girl my sleep schedule is getting fucked up #i just wanna to draw some zelda . and now im nearly in teeeaaars. #i need to stop drawing at night i KNO thats why im so fucjed up about my art!! but its a hbit ive had for YEEEARS. OUUAGHH #im also fightin the “i have to draw for certian fandom because thats the only thing that ppl like” thoughts. let me draw what i Want . #tbh ive struggled with that for years. doesnt help that whdn i post sometbjnf i work hard on for it to only be seen b lik. 13 ppl doesnt hlp #EVEN TJO IT SHOUODNT MATTER #OUAGHGHHGHHG sounds of artist agaony