#ask the boys.

[a-very-tired-raven]

Ah, sorry Edge. I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable. I hate when people I don't know come into my home myself.

*ann looks sorry about crashing his party. She's weirdly territorial about her house and personal space, so she gets it. She decides to let herself ramble a little bit, as she has found that word vomiting makes people trust you faster*

I met Red weeks ago, and we've run into each other several times since. He's mentioned you many times in our interractions. You have a funny brother, you know!

Edge quietly listens, and you see red shoot him another look when hes about to say something. He just looks at you with a small sigh

Edge:..VERY WELL THEN. YOU TWO HAVE 'FUN', I HAVE TO TURN IN EARLY FOR WORK TOMORROW

he gives a curt nod

Edge: GOOD NIGHT.

And with that he disappears into another part of the house. Reds looking at you with an anxious grin

Red: aheheh...so thats my brother? hes got a bit of a stick up boney his ass, so dont take it too personally sweetheart~

#GONNY DONT FEEL BAD #edge is just an asshole #edgyanswers #jukebox.chatter #ask the boys.

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents #we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy #but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses #that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway #at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants #now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND #her pronouns are om/nom #literal definition of a baby

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

#And also: i know #i know the mayor of halloween town. I know guys. #twink death dilf birth #bill cipher #gravity falls #boy oh boy im anxious about posting this here please be nice to me #“the design deoesnt fit the voice” ?? idk man like. what if it did though. #you can draw him! i dont mind #no need to ask (:

[batbabydamian]

Obsessed with little Lima Bean Baby Dami. I feel like Bruce would pass out from cuteness if he witnessed his child looking like that.

Talia should send Damian's baby pics to Bruce lol

#ask #damian wayne #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #babian #batbabyart #thank you for the ask!! it made me v happy to sprout another lima bean baby #Bruce and Alfred reactions are just how i look when i consume Damian media tbh #atm me every time i open The Boy Wonder 😭 #The Boy Wonder 1 is out now btw!! #jic you too want to be affected by The Cuteness

[danidoodels]

patpatpatpatpatpatpat

#he desperately needs it #and I need to pet #its a win win if u ask me #tim drake #my child my boy #red robin #dc comics #dc #tim drake robin #doodels

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them

#Yes valentino is smoking at like 2am #he has his hat on too obviously #vox is so done with him #dont ask how his wings changed colour ok #thats ARTISTIC LIBERTY ✨ #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #vox #valentino #vox x valentino #voxval #staticmoth #my boys #love them #digital art #art

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate. #you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you #think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth. #then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty #house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive #this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died. #and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first #place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever #given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and #you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's #everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you #have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love #more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me. #real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you. #and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love. #lit #the hunger games #everlark #otp: real or not real? #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #text #tais toi lys #thgpost

[boytransmission]

I kept mishearing a lyric from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” and this is what it said to me

Top surgery fund!!!!!!!!

#the line is LA chicks with the Oakland booty. again i ask how did i get here #transfag #transsexual #trans art #queer ns/fw #queer nsft #trans nsft #t4t nsft #trans butch #t4t ns/fw #ftm nsft #t4t pup #t4t puppy #t4t yearning #transmasc nsft #transmasc #trans boy #trans man #fagdyke #bd/sm community #trans pup #trans puppy #trans punk #idk tags for this tbh #leathers

[nakathemoth]

Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

#I WANTED TO DRAW MY TOP THREE DC BOYS INTERACTING SOMEHOW #dont ask me why bruce is standing in the rain waiting for the bus. Something happened. Jason took the batmobile I dont know #anyways neither of them remembered to bring an umbrella. billy to the rescue #DC #my art #shazam #billy batson #batman #bruce wayne #constantine #john constantine #fanart

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory asks Michael an important FNAF lore question..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #fnaf gregory #michael afton #fnaf #security breach #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Vanessa really wants to get on Michael’s good side #all their interactions one on one has been negative #so she hopes today will be better! … she was wrong #Gregory heard her request and respectfully denied it BAHA #Gregory asks THEE most important fnaf lore question.. let the boy cook #Michael doesn’t like to be reminded of that time..

[asspinkie]

durge accidentally double-booked the boys

#durge and astarion rolling up to baldurs gate with plans to take over the netherbrain #gortash is immediately killed by intense jealousy #they are just two freaky little dudes who want the same person #durge getting dragged into plans with a new dude that they forgot they even had with someone else #like they don't even really want to do it. it's just about a pretty boy asking not so nicely #bg3 durge #durgetash #enver gortash #astarion #bg3 #durgestarion

[a-very-tired-raven]

*Ann's expression turns extremely flirtatious as she signs to Sap that he is the strikingly handsome one*

I do miss that giant cucumber in my hands though. But I know it's in a better place.

He lets out a deep chuckle

Sap, *signing*: better place it may be, ya ain't ever gettin' it back sweetheart. he'll be splitin' that thing like a banana later 'er so

Did. Did this fucker just make a pun.

#edgyanswers #jukebox.chatter #ask the boys.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

as always, I'd love to hear your answer in the tags, especially if it's one of the "other" choices!

#books #bookworm #reader asks #mystery #detectives #nany drew #hardy boys #boxcar children #mary kate and ashley #encyclopedia brown #wishbone #bailey school kids #happy hollisters #bobsy twins

[yooo-lets-go]

Roach in Las Almas what will he do

#cucaracha eres mi sol en los días nublados ♥️ #for the countless asks from the roach nation: here’s your boy #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #gary roach sanderson #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #rodolfo parra #alejandro vargas #philip graves #cod graves #ghost babygirl #cod mw2 #cod soap #johnny soap mactavish #cod gaz #alejandro cod #Rudy cod #gazroach

[hellsitegenetics]

Can you please do:

IT’S ME BOY IM THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME BOY LEAVE THE GIRL WE DON’T NEED HER COME WITH ME AND PLAY MY GAMES WE’LL HAVE COWBOY TIMES IN SPACE DO DOO DO DO YEEEAH YOU NEED ME BOY YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

String identified: T’ T 5 AG T A T T A T G ’T C T A A GA ’ A C T AC A A

Closest match: Pseudochaenichthys georgianus genome assembly, chromosome: 8 Common name: South Georgian Icefish

#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #thatwitchynerd #its me boy im the ps5 #fish #ocean #icefish #south georgian icefish #first fish we've gotten 3 times

[nosnexus]

Maybe we'll still get to see that shrimp jump?

#d20 #dimension 20 #dimension 20 fanart #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #adine abernant #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #fig faeth #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #my art #never ask me to draw Kalina again #boy is it not my forte lol