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crownmemes · 17 hours
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Spy Sentences, Vol. 15
(Sentences from various sources for spies and/or secretive muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Your reputation is warranted. You're beautiful at what you do."
"I was waiting for you in that alley. Watching you watching me."
"I came here to put a bullet in you."
"You've stepped into a world of lies. Nothing anyone says is true."
"Hacking's not really my area of expertise."
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right."
"Difficult stain to get out, blood."
"We're all human. We all make mistakes. It's just that, in this line of work, the consequences of those mistakes are simply more consequential."
"I don't have to tell you what a comfort anonymity can be in my profession."
"You sent me to die. That's kind of a deal breaker for me."
"Why don't we just kill him?"
"You and I know about this. That's where it stops, you understand? It never happened."
"Are you going to report me?"
"You act like you don't care about anyone, but here you are saving lives."
"Your lack of understanding does not obligate me to explain."
"Sometimes, a little death is necessary."
"Have you ever shot anyone?"
"We need people like you, who care about the one life as much as they care about the millions. That way, I never have to."
"Bravery's good news. It's got to be maximised."
"Are you really going to pull that trigger?"
"How many languages do you speak?"
"There are things happening here that you don't understand, and right now, you just need to accept that."
"You have something I want. Right now, that makes me the only person you can trust to get you out of here alive."
"When a man shakes my hand and says he's going to do something, I expect him to follow through."
"When things go wrong, I like to be ready."
"So many people think that when you're exposed to death and suffering every day, you become immune. It's quite the opposite."
"I've got no fight with you."
"No offence, I just don't think it's a great idea you going on a solo mission to save the world."
"You knew that I saw something, so you figured there must be something there and took a guess. Clever, but also pathetic."
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muirneach · 9 months
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fuck it this is about neil now
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sarah-dipitous · 1 year
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April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior
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anyone want pics of my holes?
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canisalbus · 9 months
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✦ Body heat ✦
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zegalba · 1 year
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assortment of Palestinian Stamps
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calmao666 · 14 days
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me when i start trekking
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sirenetica · 17 days
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Fifteen Years.
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beescake · 2 months
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as a fellow arasol enthusiast you have a godtier arasol take but i would humbly like to suggest what if aradia was taller than sollux, just a little consideration 🥺
massive considerations!!!!! ^^
jumping straight into this fully expecting everyone to be familiar w @hamsterlover38, singer of the arasol national anthem 👀
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simple feelings complicated emotions
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2001hz · 1 year
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Assortment of MSX Japanese Magazine Covers (1990-1992) Illustrations By: Naoyuki Katō
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teruriii · 5 months
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he rlly brings that 'honk shoo honk shoo mi mi mi' vibe to the luofu
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crownmemes · 25 days
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Domestic Bickering Sentences, Vol. 2
(Sentences for problems - big, small, serious, and light - between muses in a relationship. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I hope you've enjoyed yourself! I haven't!"
"Don't gloat, okay? It's really unattractive."
"You know you're a nag? A very pretty one, but a nag."
"And what is that supposed to mean?"
"You're behaving like a stubborn idiot!"
"Will you smile if I admit I was wrong?"
"Are you going to ignore me all day again?"
"You know, you're very, very cute. You're also very manipulative."
"That was one of the stupidest things you have ever done!"
"I am not having this conversation with you."
"You know what's wrong - you're just too stubborn to admit it."
"Just because you were right doesn't mean you weren't wrong."
"Get in the car, and don't ever try to work on a date again!"
"Don't tell me to calm down!"
"Is this a trick question? What answer isn't going to have me sleeping on the couch tonight?"
"Why can't you just admit that I was right?"
"Some women are quite charming when they're angry. Unfortunately, you are not."
"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"I don't remember you being this bitchy."
"Go away. I'm ignoring you."
"I need to know - do you hate me, or do you love me?"
"You know I'll find out what you're up to, don't you?"
"It is not my fault I lost my job!"
"So, when you say 'call me if you need anything', you mean 'don’t call me'?"
"Are you kidding me? You're actually bringing this up right now?"
"You know, it wasn't too long ago when me wearing a sexy outfit would get an immediate response from you."
"I hate it when we argue."
"There are reasons I have to do what I do. One day, you'll understand."
"You've come home to me, then?"
"You keep so much bottled up that you're blowing up everything around you!"
"You're supposed to be on my team!"
"Do you think this is funny?"
"You're being a jerk!"
"You're not nearly as delightful as you think you are."
"This is really stupid."
"How come you never bring me coffee?"
"I can't even look at you right now."
"You really need to stop talking now."
"How am I even supposed to be in a relationship with you if you don't let me in?"
"You're more than usually allergic to the truth tonight."
"Are you having an affair?"
"You know what? I'm not talking about this right now."
"Are you working while we're in bed together?"
"Have you ever bothered, for just one minute, to understand how someone else might feel?"
"You're not telling me the truth."
"Stop looking at my ass when you think I'm not looking!"
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hrhprincegalitzine · 5 months
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ky-landfill · 6 months
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speak not a whispered word of them
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earlicking · 1 month
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寺田 克也, Terada Katsuya.
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senkkei · 8 months
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dont make fun of my perspective man my iq too low to figure out the clip studio grid tool
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