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a-cloud-for-dreams · 24 days
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"Come outside, we won't jump you"
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buckybarnessssss15 · 2 years
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Dialogue prompts for a comedic/sarcastic character
"God, this door won't budge!" "That's because it's locked, dumbass."
"Do you think my crush notices me?" "With that hair? Absolutely not."
"Are you calling me a liar?" "Well, I ain't calling you a truther, bud."
"Life is short...And so are you."
"Why are you always drinking coffee?" "More espresso, less depresso."
"What are you eating?" "I'm eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti."
"You want a good girl/boy? Well, I'm bad *smirks* At everything."
"Are you going to eat that?" "No, I'm going to wear it as a headdress."
"Why do you never talk to me?" "Because I don't like you."
"Keep rolling your eyes at me, maybe you'll find a brain back there. Highly unlikely though but at least you're trying."
"Keep talking shit. You'll say something smart eventually."
"Oh, my gosh, you're so fat!" "Hey, my weight can be fixed, unlike your ugly face."
"You're so ugly." "Yeah? Well, I used to believe in evolution until I met you. Humans really have taken a step back, haven't they?"
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nerdpoe · 1 month
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Kon falls into the ocean, exhausted, and genuinely doesn't think this is going to end well for him. He's gonna faint in the middle of the ocean, where he'll sink to where the sun can't reach him. He won't be able to do the weird photosynthesis thing he and Kal do in space. He's gonna drown. Then he's, like, suddenly Prince Eric? From the Little Mermaid? But the Mermaid is way hotter and also a dude.
He's underwater, and very deep. He can feel himself fading out, black creeping along the edge of his vision.
Then, there's movement.
A very large mermaid - sorry, merdude - with glowing green freckles and crystalline, snowy hair. He's roughly the size of an Orca, and has the coloration of one aside from the freckles and vivid, glowing green eyes.
The merdude reaches out, very gently cradles Kon in his hands, and Kon's exhaustion catches up to him. Kon blacks out.
Kon wakes up on a California beach, alone.
He immediately tries to reach out to Aquaman; he's gotta find that merguy and uh...thank him. Maybe ask him out. He's not sure how he'd date someone the size of an Orca Whale, but he's Superboy; he'll figure it out.
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Aquaman has no idea what Superboy is talking about; there is no race of mer that large. He'd know, he's the King of Atlantis. Superboy keeps telling him he's wrong, though.
And the more he looks into it, the more he's hearing rumors of a very large, very ancient mer that spends their time lounging around old shipwrecks.
A mer that disappears the second anyone tries to approach them.
A ghost.
Or; Danny was lazing about in the ocean, searching for treasure from sunken ships (Sam said he needed a hobby), using his larger, slightly more eldrich ghost form with the tail. Call him cringe, but it feels more fitting to be in the ocean with that form. Makes him feel all majestic and the like. He comes across a hero floating in the ocean. One he vaguely recognizes as a member of Young Justice? They're in like...California. Somewhere. He decides to play taxi. There are consequences. One of those consequences may or may not be a date.
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emacrow · 26 days
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The Watchtower found a enormous floating crystallized casket in space. Part 1
And the corpses unside still has a heart beat...
When danny became the ghost king, as a precaution in cause the Disband GIW were to find his dead body and possibly desecrated and dissect it. He had put plans to send his corpse into the middle of space of another dimension for safekeeping until later. Frostbite help made a special casket large enough as he had told Danny that his corpse body will grow into his true form.
He gotten help from the ghostly arachnids to make the finest silk clothes for his corpse along with extinct flowers across the ghostzone. That even got Dani and Dan wanted to leave their corpses with danny for safekeeping and to keep him company.
That was literally eon ago in time in Danny's dimension timeline..
Only until the casket bumped into watchtower.
There was three bodies whom seem to be sleeping in a cuddle like pile, holding each other hands. A white hair man, a teenage boy and a young girl wearing royal like silk clothes, floating aurora like crowns on their heads, and flowers extinct yet still thriving in the casket as they remain blooming.
Only for superman to say something that made everyone panic a bit.
"One of them has a very slow heart beat.."
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stealingyourbones · 8 months
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Short DPXDC Prompts #945
Roy hired a new babysitter for Lian. He did a thorough background check on her and double checked that all her certifications were accurate. Jazz Fenton had been incredibly sweet when he met up with her over coffee so they both could ask each other questions and get clarifications before she started babysitting when he left for missions (he told her he was going on work trips. Technically true.) He expected Jazz to do a decent deal picking up after Lian and taking care of her… He didn’t expect to come back to a dozen knocked out assassins in his front lawn and Jazz carefully tending to her bleeding knuckles with the kitchen first aid kit.
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shy-raccoon · 21 days
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The damsel in distress slowly starts getting more and more unstable from the unaddressed trauma of being frequently kidnapped. One day they completely snap and the villains start being found mysteriously murdered with increasing brutality.
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bixels · 7 months
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Do sunset and twilight have any sort of relationship in your human au? (Your art is so SO BEAUTIFUL by the way, I have spent so much time staring at it. I love your lines and use of color).
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Yes.
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andithewhumper · 1 year
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Masterpost
I need a Caretaker that is absolutely fucking built. Like could throw a car across a parking lot and snap metal in half built.
On the flip side I need a scrawny Whumper. I need an emo boy who never got enough attention as a child and now he is an adult bully. I need him to be skin and bones and the only reason he is scary is because he's the one holding the knife.
I need Whumpee to run away from Whumper and when Whumper finds them with Caretaker his first thought it "oh shit".
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moonlit-minuet · 8 months
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How nice of Dr Van Helsing to bring Lucy some garlic flowers during her steady recovery :)
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fistfuloflightning · 4 months
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you want a majestic Fingolfin? you get a majestic Fingolfin. prompt from @bambooni
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He passed over Dor-nu-Fauglith like a wind amid the dust, and all those that beheld his onset fled in amaze, thinking that Oromë himself was come: for a great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar.
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starrysnowdrop · 2 months
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FFXIV Vanilla Gpose Challenge
Day 6: Emote 🌟 Advent of Light
“If you’re even thinking of harming my beloved Aymeric, then you’re going to have to get through me first! Heh, not so brave now, are you?” ~ Hali
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a-cloud-for-dreams · 2 months
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Nymeria, Princess of Gaul, in 10 Quotes
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ecoamerica · 2 months
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buckybarnessssss15 · 2 years
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Badass prompt for a female character
*Laughs while wiping the blood from her lip* "God, you're weak! My grandma can punch harder than you."
Evil guy: Swing at me, honey. Go on. I'm waiting
Badass female character: Brace yourself, twinkle toes...This is gonna hurt like a bitch
"Bitch, please...I don't need a gun to kick your ass. I can take you out with my bare hands."
"Don't make me kick your ass in a dress."
"Sometimes I wonder...Are you naturally stupid or do you just act like a dickhead?"
"You want a fight? Bitch, I'm here to give you war."
"If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will, and I will enjoy every goddamn second of it."
"There is no what if I'm wrong. I'm fucking right. Period.
"Oh, honey. I wasn't insulting you...I was simply describing you."
"Do you ever get that urge to just kick someone in the face?"
"Look at me like that again and I'll rip out your eyes."
"Ugliness can be fixed...However, stupidity is forever."
"You're my favorite person in the world, besides everyone else I know."
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anisaanisa · 1 year
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The Medic ☆
Kagome for @inuyashapridemonth 🌈
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emacrow · 26 days
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Babysitting duty calls, Klarion
It another world threatening battle for the justice league, young justice against the league of Villains and chaos children before most of the chaos children froze as if they sense something bad was approaching and immediately dipped out.. except klarion whom was fighting with raven who immediately froze up too late in front of the portal.
Only for a green portal to appear, as a worned out floating glowing green, but blue skinned teenage boy who turn into a man with red eyes, a clock staff in hand and a glowing white hair baby in a baby carrier.
Klarion is literally struggling like a feral cat who got wet in cold water against some invisible force speaking in some odd static like language before giving up after half a minute when the man spoke back with a short word.
The man now just shape-shifting into turn elderly just gave klarion the baby carrier before noticing how the heroes and villains have stop in mid battles looking at both klarion and him.
"All in soon time, but be warn Flashes whom break the laws of times will get their due if you keep messing with the past and future." Spoken the elderly now shape-shifted into a young boy before he turn back to klarion leaving him a note and glowing baby bag before floating back into the swirling green portal.
Klarion could only look at note with his eye twitching, Teekl meowing as she climb into the baby carrier purring around the glowing baby.
"Why do I keep getting babysitting duty, it so unfa-..." klarion grumbled as he pick up the baby carrier and bag teleporting away..
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"What just happened?" Said Dick whom only one question would be put on hold til later in the watchtower of what just happen before the fight resuming with the young and original justice league winning since the league of Villains were distracted.
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Okay okay okay so get this - I'm usually not much of a fan of whumpers, especially if it involves dehumanization, pet whump, humiliation, etc., but my brain supplied me with this little whump concept and I needed to share it with people who would enjoy such a thing.
So, the Whumpee has finally done it. They've escaped. Maybe it was an opportunistic escape or maybe it was carefully planned for weeks or even months. They're running. Perhaps they look horrible, perhaps they managed to scrounge clothes fit for escaping, or perhaps the Whumper liked to dress them in fine things.
They're running and - oh! A person!! A normal person! The Whumpee hurries over to them, no doubt startling the man who was walking his dog or carrying groceries into his house. They stumble over their words or perhaps recite a practiced line that they had drilled into themselves, but the man listens. His forehead wrinkles with concern and his jaw goes taut and soon he's nodding and ushering the near-panicked Whumpee inside his home because "Alright, alright. Everything's going to be fine. Let me make a call, okay?"
And he sits the Whumpee down in a nice, normal living room and gives them a nice, normal blanket before stepping away to do as he had promised. Minutes pass, and the Whumpee can't relax. After their time in captivity, they doubted that they would ever be able to relax again. The man's dog keeps them company, laying on the Whumpee's feet until they hear the front door open.
And - no. The Whumpee recognized that voice. They barely manage to stand before the man enters the living room, leading the Whumper inside and laughing at a shared joke. The Whumper is smiling as they approach, but their eyes are dangerous. The Whumpee instinctively freezes, visibly paling as the betrayal sinks in.
The Whumper takes the Whumpee by the arm and tows them to their feet. "I really am so sorry to inconvenience you. I'm still training them."
"Oh, don't I know that feeling." The man laughs, and that's when the Whumpee spots them. Another person had entered the room, obediently standing next to the man as he pulled them into a side-hug. Silent. Eyes empty. Another one, like the Whumpee.
"I'll see you for dinner on Thursday, same time?"
Oh no.
"Of course! Bring your friend, if you want. And Diane is coming, too."
This was much, much bigger than the Whumpee had realized.
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ecoamerica · 2 months
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