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czortofbaldmountain · 3 months

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10 Casual Ways to Connect with...

Beelzebub

Be kind to bugs and other little creatures.

Learn about nature, including its "ugly" or "scary" aspects. And, of course, explore entomology - dipterology (study of flies) especially. It's fun!

Make food, both for yourself and others.

Ask her to bless what you eat.

Go mushrooming (safely and with care for the environment). Take time to appreciate the fungi.

Or simply spend time outside. Touch the soil, especially when it's damp. If you can, take a walk.

Celebrate Halloween - the fun of it can help you be less afraid of thinking about death (which can also open the way for more serious practices).

Visit an insectarium (don't support the unethical ones, of course).

Look for bugs who live with you and learn more about them. Most are completely harmless for humans, and more so, diversity helps to keep the few actually harmful to us in check. Never Home Alone by Rob Dunn is a fun book about your little roommates - and their importance.

Celebrate things labelled as freakish and ugly - including those parts of yourself!

Photo by Kim Gorga on Unsplash.

#czortposting #beelzebub deity #beelzebub devotee #demonolatry #luciferian #luciferianism #satanist #satanism #theistic satanism #theistic satanist #demon work #spirit work #deity work #devotional acts #witchcraft #witchblr

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crisalidaseason · 7 months

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If I, theoretically, being the weird fucking historian that I am, wrote a fic set in ancient times -kinda have it half written in my drafts- representing Beelzebub as a deity and their encounters with a certain archangel, would you read it?

It would be a one shot only, but I am open to doing more parts in the future.

#it's an idea I had for a while #I have many documents regarding pagan deities #and I have a whole collection on what is today known as Beelzebub #Beelzebub #archangel gabriel #good omens #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable bureaucrats #ineffable beaurocracy

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madladmorty · 7 months

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Does anyone else have this?

I work with 3 deities, Pluto, Loki and Beelzebub, and 2 of them seem to have latched onto unexpected candle scents. Pluto loves the apple pie ones and Beelzebub likes the sticky toffee pudding ones. For some reason, it's LOKI who likes a scent that is actually typically associated with him.

And then there's the time when Loki first came to me and went to get some sort of food/drink offering for him and Pluto. Pluto made it very clear that he wanted elderflower cordial and when we went over to the fizzy drinks for Loki, he was adamant that, and I quote him, "we aint getting that sugar free shit"

so yeah, for anyone who's looking for good offerings to these deities.

Pluto loves anything even remotely resembling apple pie and elderflower cordial, along with an apple pie candle.

Loki is an absolute sucker for anything sweet and/or chocolatey, but don't even think about sugar free anything.

Beelzebub likes a sticky toffee pudding candle, but since we only met recently I'm still trying to find stuff to offer them.

Any suggestions?

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darker-souls-born-of-blood · 9 months

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What the weirdest thing you offer to a deity

I live in a Christian household with no way of getting my own place rn so I can't openly practice and leave offerings, but I generally offer my deities to use my senses so we can share a meal together. Otherwise I do things they seem to like, like reading with Lord Baphomet and Lord Lucifer, listening to music with them (Lord Satan seems to really like Rave by Dxrk, I'll link it), I sometimes go looking for snakes with Lord Valac, Lord Stolas loves driving with me and has been teaching me tips for improving my driving, Lord Mammon also seems to enjoy driving with me, I have candles dedicated to Lord Asmodeus and Lord Leviathan so I sometimes light their candles and sit with them and talk to them, and I recently got a tarot deck so I sometimes do tarot spreads with them.

#demonolatry #infernal deities #lord satan #lord lucifer #lord baphomet #lord leviathan #lord valac #lord mammon #lord stolas #lord asmodeus #lord beelzebub #lord beelzebub doesn’t really come around that often but he does sometimes visit in the form of a fly #so i talk to flies sometimes #ig that would be the weirdest thing i do #thank you for asking tho #and thank you for the information you give me #it's greatly appreciated #let me know if you want any information and i'll find what i can for you

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foxdays · 9 months

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painting by Adam Burke

In my wolf form, there was a fire in the forest. Forest fires are natural, sure. But,

I’m selfish.

I didn’t want my favorite stomping grounds to be turned to ash.

I didn’t even bother to take a humanoid form just yet, it was much faster on all fours. Much faster to get to the ocean. The forest would smell of salt and seaweed, a musk-like smell. A wet smell with the mud and fallen logs.

You weren’t with me.

Maybe you were the fire?

It’s possible, but I don’t know yet.

—Beelzebub 🌊

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loweya-blog · 8 months

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Beelzebub Deity AU

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melancholliia · 1 year

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I first saw Him in the bull that emerged from the brush after I asked for a sign. All white, with horns so sharp it could have skewered me if it wanted. In the clouds that rolled in that very same day to cover the sun, to shower rainfall against my window the first time I wrote His name.

I see Him in my love for overcast, in every small storm that stirs me awake in the mornings, or the soft drizzle that lulls me to sleep at night. He's in every echo of thunder, every crack of lightening. Or when the winds get too harsh, the rain too heavy— I still find joy when my clothes have been soaked through and the power goes out. When it's over, I end up missing the rain like I miss a lover.

He's in every shooting star I see when I look up towards the sky when I remind myself of His love for the Zodiac. When I first learned of His title, Master of Astrology, and a loved one called simply to tell me of a meteor shower that same night before ending the conversation. Funny, they've never been interested in the stars. But He is.

He was in every dead fly that would show up in my living space, conveniently placed for me to find. I had laughed, you could send me live ones, you know. And He did. He sent me plenty. Now, He is in every moth.

He's in every spur-of-the-moment desire to run till my lungs burn and my muscles ache. He's in every craving I have to take care of myself, to eat right, remain active. The push I need to feel the sun on my skin and connect with the earth again. Every sip of water is done in His name, because sometimes it's easier to live for a God of Rot, than to let yourself become it.

Hail Beelzebul

#v posting #deity work #beelzebul #beelzebub #demonolatry #infernal gods #bael

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nihilityart · 4 months

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Infinity Incorrect Quotes 1.5

(The Sins and Rimuru)

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Mammon, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Mammon: THERE. Now send it.

Satan: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Mammon: JUST DO IT!

later

Rimuru: So what does it say?

Asmodeus, reading the letter: He says he’s going to "lick my...."

Rimuru:

Asmodeus:

Rimuru: Gross-

*Rimuru is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*

Rimuru, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!

Satan, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!

Rimuru: And Belphegor didn’t stop you?!

Satan, pointing at a sleeping Belphegor: She’s been asleep for the past three hours.

Leviathan, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-

Leviathan, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!

Rimuru, pointing at Satan: He threw the remote onto the TV stand.

Leviathan: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!

Belphegor, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?

Belphegor, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! SATAN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!

Satan: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!

Rimuru and Leviathan, in unison: But you broke the-

Satan: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*

Mammon: Hey, how did my phone break?

Satan: You were drunk yesterday.

Mammon: And?

Rimuru: You threw it.

Mammon: Why?

Belphegor: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”

Mammon: And why didn’t you stop me?!

Leviathan: We were busy laughing our asses off.

*Leviathan and Rimuru are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Leviathan: oh my god, Rimuru, backwards!

Rimuru: Really, Leviathan? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

Rimuru: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Satan: Where did you get that?

Rimuru: My pocket.

Satan: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Rimuru: Skills.

#tensura crossover #rimuru tempest #tensura #crossover #helluva boss crossover #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss beelzebub #hazbin hotel lucifer #supreme deity rimuru #sass master rimuru #helluva boss

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theeviltrinity · 10 months

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Beelzebub, as a demon of gluttony, allows us to truly enjoy, without the uncomfortable side effects, our food in a sinful way.

Asmodeus prepares delicious spreads and banquets of foods. As a demon of lust, Asmodeus never fails to prepare a satisfying table spread. Asmodeus is loyal evermost to Lucifer.

#my soul for his glory #black metal #herbs #demon #witches' sabbath #deity #goat #demon goat #demonolatry #darkness #evil trinity #the evil trinity #Lucifer #Beelzebub #love #loving #loves #indecent #indecision

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luzhvessa · 2 years

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Day 10

Offerings (historical and UPG)

(Yes this is a very drawn out 30 days of devotion 😅)

So some offerings that I've seen other people mention and I may or may not give these as well. My UPG will be marked with a *.

Raw meat

Dead bugs you find

Bones

Feathers*

Incense (frankincense and /or myrrh, any incense that makes you think of him)

Burning candles (may be scented or not, I love finding scented candles for him in spicy, musky sharp scents for him. Think something a CEO would wear.*)

Water

Juice

Alcohol (he seems to like Whiskey a lot*)

Tea (if you drink a lot of tea)

Sharing your meal (which can include inviting him to experience the food through you*)

Meditating

Learning something to better yourself*

Cleaning your house/area*

Self care*

Doing taxidermy and/or collecting bones*

Drawing him or any other art of or for him*

Listening to music that reminds you of him and/or you let intuition guide you for which songs he likes and listing to those*

Getting yourself on a schedule or being more organized*

Things that make you think of him when you find them* (I.e. a statue, rocks, plushies, jewelry...*)

You can offering him jewelry on his alter for a while and wear it in dedication to him.*

Blood (‼️ only if you know it's him, you both agree you will work with him long term or it's something you both want, and you do it safely and don't hurt yourself! You don't need a lot of blood to give as an offering‼️)

There may be more types of offerings that can be given depending on your relationship with him and if he asks for something specifically. I don't see him as one to jump out asking nor demanding a thing but rather something that you thought of him when you found it. Of course every relationship with the divine is different, so maybe he will for you.

#30 days of deity devotion #lord beelzebub #beelzebub #demonolatry

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templeofoccultpractices · 9 months

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1-KING BA'EL

Enn:Ayer Secor On Ca Ba'el

Other names: Baal, Beelzebub

King Bael for beginner to advanced practitioners. He rules over solstices and fire festivals and can bring together friends. He can spark creativity and instruct people in matters of the heart. If you seek him for wealth, let it be in creative wealth or wealth created by creative projects. It is suggested you wear his sigil when invoking him. he is a spirit of shape shifting and can help you shapeshift in your dreams. He is a powerful familiar spirit who may bring one much instinctual impulses in relation to animals and dream shape shifting. He brings strength and influence over people, though not through wit or wisdom.

Ba'al

Ba'al (Hebrew:בַּעַל) the god of fertility, weather, rain, wind, lightning, seasons, war, sailors. His symbol is of the bull, ram, and thunderbolt. His Greek equivalent was Zeus and his Egyptian equivalent was Set, Horus. The Baʿal of Ugarit was the epithet of Hadad but as the time passed, the epithet became the god's name while Hadad became the epithet. Baʿal was usually said to be the son of Dagan, but appears as one of the sons of El in Ugaritic sources. Both Baʿal and El were associated with the bull in Ugaritic texts, as it symbolized both strength and fertility. He held special enmity against snakes, both on their own and as representatives of Yammu (lit. "Sea"), the Canaanite sea god and river god. He fought the Tannin (Tunnanu), the "Twisted Serpent", "Lotan the Fugitive Serpent", and the "Mighty One with Seven Heads". Baʿal's conflict with Yammu is now generally regarded as the prototype of the vision recorded in the 7th chapter of the biblical Book of Daniel. As vanquisher of the sea, Baʿal was regarded by the Canaanites and Phoenicians as the patron of sailors and sea-going merchants. As vanquisher of Mot, the Canaanite death god, he was known as Baʿal Rāpiʾuma and regarded as the leader of the Rephaim, the ancestral spirits, particularly those of ruling dynasties.

Beelzebub

Beelzebub (baalzebub, beelzebul) said to be a prince of hell and rules over envy and gluttony. The Dictionnaire Infernal describes Beelzebub as a being capable of flying, known as the "Lord of the Flyers", or the "Lord of the Flies". In the Testament of Solomon is an Old Testament pseudepigraphical work, purportedly written by King Solomon, in which the author mostly describes particular demons whom he enslaved to help build Solomon's Temple, with substantial Christian interpolations. Beelzebul (not Beelzebub) appears as prince of the demons and says that he was formerly a leading heavenly angel who was associated with the star Hesperus. Seemingly, Beelzebul here is synonymous with Lucifer. Beelzebul claims to cause destruction through tyrants, to cause demons to be worshipped among men, to excite priests to lust, to cause jealousies in cities and murders, and to bring about war.

Call upon King Bael for

⬩Instructions in the matter of the heart

⬩Invisibility (to be noticed less by others)

⬩Fertility

⬩Shape Shifting in dreams

⬩Sparking creativity

⬩Storms

⬩Wealth

⬩Ask him what else he's willing to work with you on⬩

⊱•━━━━━━⊰In Ritual⊱━━━━━•⊰

You can use

Enn:Ayer Secor On Ca Ba'el

Sigil:posted above

Plant:Fern

Incense: Frankincense

⬩Yellow/black candles or objects

⬩Do ask King Bael yourself what he likes⬩

in my experience he likes the incense frankincense and Sandalwood, I use frog/toad/ and cat items to represent him on my altar.

⬩It is important to learn protections before trying to work with any spirits. You can get tricksters and parasites if you don't.

Cleansings- cleaning your space of negative energies. You can burn herbs or incense for this.

Banishings- forcing negative energies out of your space. The lesser banishing ritual is one of the most commonly used.

Warding- wards keep negative energy out of your space. Amulets, sigils and talismans do this.

Set up a your space and do a cleanse and banishing. Have wards up in your home. Meditation is to calm yourself and get your mind ready. The sigil (symbol) is what you draw on paper. The enn is what you chant or say to call forth the spirit.⬩

#occult #demonology #Goetia #ars goetia #deity #King #Bael #king bael #beelzebub #ba'al #witchbr

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czortofbaldmountain · 19 days

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Insects return, and as I watch them, I think of Beelzebub and spring. Rebirth, the other side of decay.

#czortposting #beelzebub devotee #beelzebub deity #demonolatry #luciferian #theistic satanist #beelzebub #little thoughts

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madladmorty · 7 months

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All Hail Lord Beelzebub

Seriously, scrolling Tumblr with Beelzebub is so fucking fun. It's an endless round of finding out little bits about them. So far I have discovered the following:

-They like the Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory movie

-Violence is sometimes the answer

-They find Beelzebub in Good Omens funny

-There could be another Barbenheimer

-We both have the exact same reaction to seeing someone get roasted by a kid

It's fun

#paganism #witchcraft #pagan #shitpost #witchblr #pagan witch #witch #beelzebub #all hail lord beelzebub #ars goetia #goetia demon #working with beelzebub #deity witchcraft #deity worship #polytheism #deities #deity #deity work #shit beelzebub says

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darker-souls-born-of-blood · 10 months

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Howdy! My name is Shark but y'all can call me Omen if you'd like. This is my demonolatry sideblog where I'll be posting and reblogging about the Infernal. I'm 21, she/they pronouns

DNI (I will check and block) if you:

Are a member of the Order of the Nine Angles

Are a member of JoyofSatan

Are a member of BlackWitchCoven

Are a member of the BecomeALivingGod forum

Work with/worship Lilith/Samael and/or argue that it's not cultural appropriation/ anti-Semitic to worship them (same goes for other closed practice deities)

Want to try to convert me to Christianity. I am not interested and your messages will be deleted

Any demonolaters are more than welcome to interact with me, I'm very new to this and I'd be happy to learn from more experienced practitioners or find sources to use/avoid.

Please tell me if a source is problematic/if a take is problematic! I do not aim to spread any misinformation and will do my best to avoid spreading misinformation or problematic information

Currently I work with:

Lord Baphomet

Lord Lucifer

King Asmodeus

Prince Stolas

Lord Satan

Lord Leviathan (my patron)

President Valac

I am beginning to worship King Mammon, King Paimon, King Moloch, Lord Beelzebub, Lord Thanatos and any information about Them (or any of these Infernals) would be greatly appreciated. Although I'm happy to learn about any Infernal and experiences with these or any Infernal anyone's worked with

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pillow-anime-talk · 9 months

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goddess of peace.

request: can you do any record of ragnarok’s gods character with a female reader who is like zhongli from genshin impact?

# tags: headcanon; strangers to lovers or current relationships or marriage relationships; light romance; a bit of fluff; goddess!reader; calm!reader; sfw

includes: female reader ft. hades, poseidon, heracles, loki & beelzebub {ror}

author’s note: yaaaay first ror request!! gimme more

— HADES

↘ You impressed many gods with your ever calm expression and voice that soothed everyone to sleep or healed mental wounds. No matter what you said, your gentle, almost shy smile and willingness to help made everyone on Olympus and during important meetings agree with you, although you often asked them to oppose your ideas in case of objections.

↘ Many deities gossip about your marriage to Hades – Lord of Death and King of the Underworld. Hades was the man feared by the entire Greek Pantheon, a class of his own and a god who had lived in solitude for thousands of years, his only friend for eternity being himself. So how did a beautiful, gentle, nature-loving woman like you fall in love with him and decide to live in Helheim? You were, after all, the Goddess of Calligraphy, The protector of Artists.

↘ The answer is very simple though. Hades is a secretive romantic and though the flowers you got from him were always withered, they were always the most beautiful gift you could receive because you knew his feelings were sincere. So, although you often missed the view of the sky, the warmth of the sun, running deer or the view of lakes and fields stretching from Mount Olympus, life with Hades was really wonderful, and he was a gallant gentleman bravely leading you by the hand.

↘ Your aura full of peace and nostalgia for the world of the living gave the underworld colors and warmth.

— POSEIDON

↘ Your close friend was Zeus, who one day organized a grand banquet for an unknown occasion. As his good friend, the Goddess of Science and Philosophy, you sat right next to him at a huge, round table on which meat dishes, all fresh fruits and vegetables, as well as sweets and wine barrels were arranged. Right next to your left sat the King of the Seas and at the same time the older brother of your best friend. Poseidon never got to know you, though of course he heard your name more than once when he spoke to his brothers and the other gods of Olympus.

↘ You were the definition of calm and prudence; your sparkling eyes studied each guest attentively, and you listened to each story with the greatest concentration. From time to time you answered questions from other, more important gods, thanking for each compliment, remark or approval. The fair-haired man didn’t say much that evening, but for the first time in ages he stayed at the table until the end of the meeting and sometimes, without a word, offering you another glass of alcohol or fresh fruit (in his mind, throughout the party, he wrote the dishes you tasted and the sweets that made the biggest smile on your face).

↘ Poseidon was delighted with you, though he couldn’t admit it. Of course he would never do that, especially among other Greek deities. This would create gossip and unnecessary attention to him. He also didn’t want you to feel embarrassed by unpleasant questions or comments.

↘ At the end of a meeting that seemed to last for years, everyone slowly returning to their realms. You also thanked for the meal and amazing company, saying ‘Goodbye’ to Zeus and the others. Poseidon followed you wordlessly. Before the handsome god submerged into the cold water, in gratitude for the nice time he gave you one of the seashells he once found at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Its shell was white and sparkled like a diamond. Before you could thank him though, Poseidon disappeared into the sea foam and you blushed hardly.

↘ In the world of the gods, giving another person a gift related to the profession of a patron was equivalent to a confession of feelings or a proposal.

— HERACLES

↘ Heracles from the first time he saw you (more than two thousand years ago) knew that you would be his and would do anything to protect your beautiful soul and precious smile. You were the Queen of the Forest and Meadows, so your nature was calm, patient and also timid. Heracles, on the other hand, as a hero and a man for whom respect for a woman was in the first place, of course, wanted to show you how much you mean to him and how precious flower you are.

↘ His behavior and feelings were very visible. He was like a teenager in love with a huge smile and a fast heartbeat whenever he received words of gratitude from you or small compliments about his strength, agility and acts of heroism towards animals or people.

↘ He is literally delighted and acts like a five-year-old after receiving a candy when you agree to go on a date with him. He probably stays awake for the next week, not eating, and begs Aphrodite and Apollo on his knees to help him with his hair and clothes. He is more than stressed when he thinking about your meeting, but he does not forget for a microsecond a bouquet of your favorite flowers, which he gives you with a shy smile, telling you how beautiful you look that day.

↘ When you thank him for them and take his strong, slightly rough from fighting hand, he almost faints, but don’t worry. It will definitely be the best date in the history of the Greek Pantheon.

— LOKI

↘ You are his opposite. No one among the Norse gods (and in general all deities that exist) understands your relationship and sincerely sympathizes with you, because Loki is the biggest rascal and jester. However, you don’t think you need sympathy or sad looks; on the contrary – next to him you feel really safe and good. This boy is very considerate of you and really appreciates that someone like the Norse Goddess of Poetry took an interest in him and gave him her fragile heart.

↘ Of course, he’s still a bit mischievous towards you, but his pranks never make you angry or sad. It’s more like jokes about Loki turning into an animal or running away from your kisses, flying high so you can’t reach him.

↘ God of Mischief is like a faithful dog when it comes to you. He always stays close to you, always takes a seat to your left, always looks at your interlocutor with bored eyes, and always tries to get your attention with loud laughter, singing and questions. He is a little attention hoe.

↘ Loki, alone with you, is a little poetry expert who brags to you how many books he has read and what new achievements he has made. He is concerned when he sees your sadness – then he tries hard to cheer you up with silly faces and at the same time puts on a mask of seriousness when he sees that you need a longer and serious conversation. Of course, then he will fly away again and pretend to be a mosquito, but as soon as he comes back to you, he will give you a million kisses. After all, you have exactly eternity for your love.

— BEELZEBUB

↘ He was horrified when he realized you were more than just a friend to him. He decided to distance himself, but you quickly knocked that idea out of his head, proposing a conversation. Of course, your calm voice and small smile immediately soothed the God of Darkness and made him believe that he would be happy with you.

↘ Being the Goddess of Light and Life was completely at odds with who you married after many years. You were like a beautiful tulip and he was a dried chrysanthemum. Extremely different, but perfectly complementary in terms of your characters and feelings. Your calm nature always soothed Beelzebub’s racing thoughts and his sad eyes, which still seemed not to understand why you gave your precious heart to the one possessed by Satan.

↘ However, you were happy with him and although his hand was always cold and his face was pale and often without a smile, you thought that he was the man you wanted to live with until the end of the world and one more day.

↘ Beelzebub had to admit it – he was damn in love with you and your beautiful aura was what honestly illuminated his previously bleak life. From the moment he met you, the man wanted to live and develop again. With such a queen by his side, nothing could destroy him.

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nameless-flame · 6 months

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RoR gods reactions to you calling Poseidon a 💅Drama Queen💅

RoR and fem!Reader crack below the cut

Seated along the round table, various prominent figures of each pantheon waited, some more patiently than others, for the mortal standing before them to reveal what she had summoned them for.

[Name] cleared her throat, putting an end to the idle chatter that had previously filled the walls of the old-fashioned conference room. "I have called you to this meeting to discuss a matter of utmost importance."

Shiva rolled his neck, allowing his eyes to freely wander between the faces of the gods – all deemed to be high figures in their respective pantheon – some even belonging to the same one. And yet, there was one man missing.

Leaning his chair back, the God of Destruction balanced himself with two hands holding onto the edge of the table, whilst his remaining two rested behind his head. "Where's that sea deity?"

Shooting a glare in Shiva’s direction, [Name] resumed talking. “If you had not so rudely interrupted me you would have known why.”

The blue man merely rolled his eyes. He had long before grown used to her more… unmannerly way of addressing them. Her disrespectful attitude had at first irked him, and many other deities, but eventually whatever ill feelings they initially harboured toward her soon evolved into intrigue, and later friendship. Some even more than that.

Seeing how the god had not argued back, the human continued. "As for why Sea Boy isn’t here with us today, I didn’t invite him.”

Hades’ brows flickered and he paused his chess match with Zeus. “I presume this meeting concerns my brother?”

[Name] gave the God of the Underworld a curt nod. “I’ll just get straight to the point so to not further waste our time. Can we all come to common agreement that Poseidon is the biggest drama queen in history?"

Hades didn’t know what was more worrisome; her odd exclaim, or the fact that no one had so much as reacted to it. Have things like this truly become the norm?

Most eyes darted to Apollo, and then lingered there, before returning to her, obviously questioning her statement. However, [Name] did not yield under their distrustful stares but continued speaking without any less conviction. "Yes, sure. Some might argue that the twink has some dramatic traits as well."

Apollo craned his neck in her direction, no longer staring in the reflection of his hand mirror. "Why are we listening to her, again?"

“Because they’d rather be here than at one more of your lame parties.” Apollo furrowed his brows, but ultimately decided to just massage the tense muscles of his temples, not desiring to start a fruitless dispute with her.

“But we are not here to talk about Apollo, but Poseidon – the biggest drama queen I have ever encountered in my entire life.”

Beelzebub sighed, tapping his foot impatiently against the marble floor. He just wanted to return to his research. “How did you even come to such an irrational conclusion?”

Standing tall, [Name] placed her hands on her hips. “Irrational? Do you guys truly not see it?” Blank stares were shot in her direction, only Heracles and Ares had the decency to shake their heads.

“Well then, allow me to provide you with an example; If a fly were to land on that drama queen’s shoulder, he would not hesitate to drown all their villages, slaughter their children, and then feed their corpses to the nearest animal.”

Loki snickered, obviously finding some amusement in what he deemed to be an exaggerated story. [Name] ignored him and continued. “And then, to truly top it off, after exterminating an entire species he would just act as normal, as if his reaction was more than justifiable.”

“She does have a point,” the serene voice of Aphrodite spoke. “Poseidon’s reactions do tend to be quite… overbearing at times.”

Rosaline dragged a hand through her hair in hope that the motion would soothe her racing mind. “And I know this to be true because that fly is a metaphor for us humans. I literally bumped into him just the other day, and this bitch-”

A warning glare from Hades.

“This very fine gentleman acted like I gave him the bubonic plague.” Loki and Shiva broke into a fit of laughter. The Hindu god even toppled off his chair, but that didn’t seem to encourage him from continuously laughing his ass off.

[Name] rolled her eyes. “Yeah, yeah, continue howling all day long you buffoons, but I think I singlehandedly made him wish for a second Ragnarok.” This only made the duo double over, trying to choose between drying their tears or holding their stomachs. It was a good day for Shiva to have four arms.

Hermes, however, coaxed his brows. “Do you mean to tell us that you came in contact with Lord Poseidon without invoking his wrath?”

[Name] cocked her head to the side. “Didn’t I just tell you that he looked like he wanted to pierce me into a shish kebab?”

Hades moved his king one square forward on the chessboard, the slight click when the piece hit the wood gaining her attention. “That is not what he meant, my dear. If our brother is truly angry, he will not hesitate to kill whoever is around him. The fact that you are still alive indicates that he had no desire of ending your life.”

Odin nodded from the seat beside his son, who was staring out of the window, wishing for this conversation to come to an end.

"This!” [Name]’s sudden outburst caught the attention of everyone in the room, including the socially withdrawn God of Thunder. “This is what I mean when I call him dramatic! You have just grown used to his actions. Look, I don't mind his exaggerated reactions, but he needs a bit of variation.”

[Name] began pacing around the room, her back straight and chin held high, while holding a stick in her hand. Where did she even get that?

“Someone breathes the same air as me? Dead.” Everyone’s eyes widened.

She was imitating Poseidon.

“Someone accidentally steps on my foot? Dead. Someone has the audacity to look me straight in the eye? Dead.” She stopped and heaved a heavy sigh, “Like, come on. Try something new for once, please."

Zeus stroked his long beard. "Wait, let me get this straight. You mean to tell us that your problem with Poseidon is not his behaviour, but that it has grown old?"

[Name] slammed her hands against the table, making the glasses along the wine bottles on it shake with the sudden force. “Yes!”

“This meeting is over.” Hades declared, already walking away. It did not take long for the other deities to follow him, Loki and Shiva needing to crawl out from all their excessive laughing.

“Fine, go! But don’t come crying to me when you guys realize I was right!”

“We won’t,” cooed Zeus.

…

“Hades?”

“Yes, Zeus?”

The King of the Gods blinked, not believing his eyes. “Why is Poseidon drowning that entire meadow?”

Before the two deities stood their brother, sending wave after wave into a beautiful landscape of green hills and the most gorgeous of flowers.

Hades sighed, running a hand through his white hair. “To kill the flies.”

Zeus turned his head to his brother, already dreading his next answer. “Why?”

The King of the Underworld gulped, cursing that mortal for how correct she had been. “Because a fly had landed on his shoulder.”

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