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oldmannapping · 7 months
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HC:
Reporter: What do you have to say to criticism that for years, the Robin role was filled solely by straight, cis white males?
Nightwing: I’m not white.
Red Hood: I’m not white.
Red Robin: I’m not… Well I’m white...
The camera lingers for an awkward moment before an offended Spoiler jumps into frame and protests girl-Robin erasure.
Later, someone puts the short close up of Red Robin’s response in slow motion with rainbow filters and dance music, and it‘s a viral joke in Gotham for two weeks.
It’s mostly forgotten for years until Red Robin goes to Pride and casually mentions that he’s already come out years ago. The clip resurfaces and people are like, “Wait, that was it??? That was real???”
Because Tim Drake has extensive media training but Red Robin is a chaotic bisexual disaster with no filter.
And that’s my headcannon of how Red Robin comes out in a way that’s so dumb, most people don’t even realise he’s done it.
(Bonus headcanon: Bernard was the creator of the original viral clip and was infuriated at the time because people thought it was a joke but it was SO OBVIOUS that Red Robin was coming out. Why couldn’t everyone see it?)
(EDIT: This recipe can also be used for gay, trans, or ace Tim - just adjust the ingredients to your personal preference.)
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Tim, trying to come out to everyone: I'm dating Clark's son
Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...
Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-
Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally
Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy
Stephanie: I'm dating cA-
Cass, covering her mouth: I think that's enough reveals for one day.
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pokeberry5 · 11 months
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the batboys in casual clothes
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usagi-t-suki · 1 year
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*tim's not out to his siblings yet*
batkids: *comes to the manor* what the...?
alfred:
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(art by meruz)
batkids: hey alfie... what you got there?
alfred: oh hello, master/miss. i’m just ironing master timothy’s new bedroom decor that he bought
batkids: tim’s what that he what?
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mstrickster · 7 months
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The thing I love most about the batkids being lgbt is it makes sense. They're almost all adopted, so they are a found family.
Found family is a very queer trope. Therefore, it wouldn't be a stretch to have them be some type of lgbtqia+. A bunch of little queers adopted by an adult queer so they have a better life then the adult did. Makes sense to me.
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bet-on-me-13 · 7 months
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The one where Bruce is the asshole (again)
So! We have a typical story where the JLA finds out about the Situation in Amity.
Whichever way they find out doesn't matter, but either way they end up sending Batman to do a threat analysis and review of whether this requires their attention.
And while there, he runs into a Kid who obviously needs to be saved from his Abusive Home. Look at him, he's far too thin, his grades are horrible, he has many unexcused absences, and he has bruises hidden under his clothes.
Even after figuring out that Danny is Phantom the local Hero, he thinks Danny needs to be saved from his Parents.
I mean, it's plain to see! They Hates Ghosts with a Passion, negelct their son very often, shoot at him nearly every day, and are probably the ones who killed him in the first place!
So, with no input from Danny himself, Bruce calls CPS on the Fentons and uses his Wealth to expedite the process and avoid the actual Investigation. (I mean, why would you even need one? It's so obviously a bad home!)
The Fenton's are arrested, and Bruce reveals that Danny is Phantom to convince the Courts that they are horrible people for shooting at their own son, and that they should be locked up (ignoring the horrified looks on their faces, probably cause they were living with a Ghost for so long, thats probably why).
He immediately offers to adopt Danny, even when Danny vehemently refuses his offer. He knows that Danny will come around to it, he's doing this for his own good. He still thinks his Parents were good people, and not thr Villains they really were.
Meanwhile Danny's life has been completely uprooted thanks to the self-righteous machinations of an Adoption Crazed Fruitloop! And not even the usual one!
Sure his parents were often busy with their work, but they Always set aside time to hang out with their kids and make sure they were okay. They never abused him, the neglect was only for like a month or two when the portal before they got their act together and apologized for it, and (most importantly) THEY DIDN'T KNOW he was a Halfa when they shot at him! They only found out when the ASSHOLE revealed his Identity in Court!
And Danny is Extra enraged by that part. The Adoption Crazed Fruitloop had revealed his secret identity for the ENTIRE WORLD TO HEAR!
He would never be able to live a normal life anymore, even if he managed to get away from the Moron who caused all this!
Bruce Wayne was a Villain in his eyes.
He ripped him from his home and from his family (basically kidnapped), revealed his identity to the world so he was forced to stay with him for fear of the GIW, and spun the whole story so that it looked like he was the Good Guy in this!?
It was official. Danny Hates Bruce Wayne, possibly more than anyone else in the World.
And that's a High Bar.
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superherospinoff · 1 year
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Percy: I think I'm bi
Luke, six feet under: Wow, who would've thought
Beckendorf, also dead: What a surprise, Percy
Jason, newly dead: Tell Percy that all his gay crushes end up dead
Nico: I'm not telling Percy that!
Percy: Tell me what?
Nico:
The three dead crushes:
Percy:
Nico: Luke, Jason, and Beckendorf all say hi. Ethan says hi too
Ethan: Sup Percy. Congrats on being the last to know
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jodielandons · 11 months
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And then he was like, “Boom!” And I was like, “Blam!” And she was like, “What?” And I was like, “Shut up.”
Jason Momoa as DANTE REYES in FAST X (2023)
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thaliasthunder · 1 year
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jason really won the ally award of the year bc he does not only got a bisexual dad, a bisexual godly brother, a lesbian sister, a gay best friend but had also a ex lesbian girlfriend !! it doesnt get any more supportive than that! SPEAK VALENTINA !!
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Tim Drake Headcanons:
- Tim will make smart jokes that are actually really stupid and nobody understands, like one time he said in a Batfamily meeting "I'm Time without Energy" and none of them got it, all trying to think of ways to make it make sense or thinking it is a riddle and in reality he just meant that Einstein said E = Energy so Time without Energy (or E) would be Tim
- One time, when he was bored he made a fake account, (built up a bit of a following), and then posted a soon to be viral joke about how Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugar daddy and then uses different fake accounts to fuel it like "Here is Batman going to Wayne Manor, probably seeing his pimp" and "Look, Batman uses Wayne tech. Clearly Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugardaddy" he even gets all the other members of the batfamily to publicly comment on the jokes as both themselves and their superhero counterparts. Bruce was so upset about it, but never found out it was Tim
- After the whole Cult of Dionysus situation, Tim gets really anxious every time Bernard wears long sleeves and will do everything he can to subtly pull up Bernards sleeves and look at his arms to make sure there are no welts and stuff (Winter is the worst cause it's just Tim having to find increasingly ridiculous reasons to pull up Bernard's sleeves) and Bernard just thinks Tim has a thing for forearms
- Jason hates smartphones, but was told he has to have one. He still isn't really used to texting on it, so instead he uses talk to text, and every single time he does it around Tim, Tim responds to him like they are having a conversation (it really frustrates Jason)
- Similarly, he does it any time anyone takes a phone call around him, he responds to them as if they are having a conversation with him. It's funny but he has gotten so used to it, he subconsciously did it to some random person and almost got punched
- When he was asked, in a public interview, who he thought Gotham Public Enemy #1 is, he said heterosexuality
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theaceofarrows · 27 days
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Steph: Dudes be like "I'm fighting demons" and the whole time it's just gay thoughts
Steph: [gestures at Tim]
Tim: [shrugs]
Dick: You know, that could explain some of my teenage angst?
Jason: Only some of it?
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Tim: Do you think Bruce would care if I told him I was dating Conner?
Dick, not really paying attention: Not really, he's dating Clark after all.
Tim: What
Stephanie, who moments before was dead asleep: what
Jason: w h a t
Duke: w h a t
Damian: w h a t
Cass, who knew this whole time: :)
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I cannot stop thinking about this idea so: Dick and Jason ship war.
They are both extremely overprotective of their dad Bruce dating life, but they like to theoretically discuss it in the way with who he should be shipped.
Jason as proud Wonder Woman stan convinced that Bruce do not deserve this Goodness, but he would like to see her as his other parent.
Dick is superbat truther for life, because "HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?! SO MUCH TENSION, ARE YOU BLIND?! BE FOR REAL!". 
This started as a funny haha family discussion and ended as a bloody war. They are also trying to get batfamily and some JL members on their side. Yeah, even Alfred, but he refused to give any comments about it.
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shyjusticewarrior · 23 days
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Damian: Fuck you. Bis your lingual.
Tim: Fuck you. Bis your sexuality.
Jason: Fuck you. Bis your cycle.
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detectiveforfree · 1 year
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nice 🏳️‍🌈☕ mug
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