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skyss-personal-hell · 8 months

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Random Thoughts lol

BSD Men: Do They Know Where The Clit Is?

ADA

Dazai: There’s no way he doesn’t know where it is.

Ranpo: Duh hes the worlds greatest detective ofc he does.

Kunikida: Probably, he seems like the type to pay attention in class and sex ed is a class so probably.

Atsushi: No, the orphanage most probably didn’t give a singular fuck about sex ed lmaooo.

Junichiro: Probably, but not for the right reasons. . .

Fukuzawa: Yes, bros been alive for DECADES he knows.

Port Mafia

Hirotsu: Man’s old as FUCK but so most likely.

Kajii: He’s a scientist ofc he knows. In fact I’d be concerned if he didn’t know.

Akutagawa: I’m gonna say no on this, I think he’d probs be scared (he would N E V E R admit that) of fucking up so he just like never had sex with anyone.

Chuuya: Yes.

Tachihara: Yes, though I don’t think he’d have that much experience.

Oda: Yeah I feel like he would.

Ango: (idk where tf to put him so here) Yes, but like he’s a virgin. Gets absolutely N O bitches. (I’m meaning bitches as in sex not dating)

The Guild: (murica RAAAA)

Mark: Ok so like this probs makes no sense but he’s a sniper so yes.

Herman: ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER OLD ASS MAN YES HE PROBABLY DOES

Edgar Allan Poe: (idk it feels wrong to not say his whole name) Yes, but bro has NEVER touched a women in his life. I can guarantee that.

Nathaniel: This is a personal bias but no. (I hate him) He probably thinks that “as long as you’re married it’s good sex”.

Francis: Once again personal bias, yes. I love him, he 100% knows where it is and he’s one of the few that actually knows it’s a wishbone shape and not just an oval. Props to him. (I feel like Kunikida also knows it’s a wishbone bc he like actually paid attention in class)

John: No.

Lovecraft: No and he doesn’t care.

NOW THE MOST NGHHHH GROUP THE HUNTING DOGS!!!

Tecchou: Yes he’s not stupid ofc he knows.

Fukuchi: He sucks but yeah probably.

Jouno: YES. IDC IF HES BLIND HE JUST KNOWS. BROS A FUCKING MAD MAN HE KNOWS. (but he’ll purposely avoid it to drive you insane)

DOA

Sigma: No, no fucking clue.

Fyodor: Yes, he’s smart asf ofc he knows.

Nikolai: Yes, but will purposely avoid it for shits and giggles.

Bram: Yes probably but like how would bro do anything💀 he has NO LIMBS OTHER THAN A HEAD all he could do is eat you out lmao

#bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou stray dogs jouno #jouno saigiku #bungo stray dogs headcanons #bungo stray dogs x reader #jouno smut #bsd chuuya #bsd nikolai gogol #bsd atsushi #bsd dazai #bsd nikolai #sigma bsd #bsd jouno #bsd fyodor #bsd sigma #bsd x reader #bsd smut

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thesongmachine · 1 month

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Hello may I request Shuichi, Nagito and Izuru with a really tall (like 6'8 or smth) s/o? Sorry if it's too many characters

omg yes I love this! sorry it took me forever life's been stressful lmao 😣

Shuichi, Nagito, and Izuru x Really Tall! Reader

Shuichi Saihara

Okay so like tbh he's kinda intimidated by you

like your just so... tall???

ofc he doesn't think it's a bad thing but he can't help but feel intimidated

when you guys kiss and stuff, he has to go on his tippy toes 😭😭

you guys are rlly cute tho

he's not a really short guy but compared to you he looks small

when you sleep together (not like that tho) he ends up clinging onto you

he doesn't do it on purpose but it's like a habbit lol

ofc tho when you wake up he apologizes cause he's kinda like

'oh crap!!!'

but he loves you so so much!!!

Nagito Komeada

he finds you useful lol

like he's not short rlly but AGAIN compared to you he's a but below average

he kinda has you as like his threatening guard dog

who may or may not be all that threatening

people do NOT fw him if they see you around

he kinda likes it

he is just in love with you oh my goodness

he is just ENAMORED OMG

like idk he just thinks your height adds to your beauty

he's so down bad for you

like it's actually insane

but it's cute soo 😇😇

Izuru Kamakura

okay so I hc him to be pretty tall-

but ofc nobody is taller than you!!

he finds it kinda annoying

like what the freak!! hes supposed to be tall not you 😡😡

but it's entertaining

sometimes to tease him you crouch and make him feel A LOT smaller than he really is

and that kinda pisses him off so he just won't talk 2 you for the rest of the day

ofc tho you guys kiss and make up so it's all good 🫶🫶

if anyone says something like 'hey hows the weather up there!'

that kinda offends him

like why are you talking to my s/o like that??? ik fighting you bro

and he probably ends up breaking the person's arm-

he's like a dog you gotta keep on a leash LMAO 😭😭

#x reader #fanfiction #danganronpa #danganronpa x reader #nagito komeada x reader #nagito komaeda #shuichi saihara x reader #shuichi saihara #izuru kamukura x reader #izuru kamakura

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natsuslover · 21 days

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ur account is so cutee !!

do you have any erasermic headcanons? (*^^*)♡

aww tysm! 🫶

and ofc i have erasermic headcanons they’re so chaotic i love them so much. i didn’t know if u wanted platonic or romantic so i just wrote platonic bc i have more hcs for that 😭😭

ੈ✩‧₊˚ platonic erasermic headcanons ੈ✩‧₊˚

notes— i’m rewatching mha rn so i’m actually really excited to write all these mha headcanons

ft. shota aizawa, present mic (idk his real name)

warnings: very light spoiler in one of them i think

present mic gossips about the students ALL. THE. TIME. (mostly complaining or like random tidbits of tea but it’s harmless) to aizawa but he doesn’t really pay attention lmao.

except from time to time when mic says something that’s so clearly not the truth and aizawa just has to correct him.

when mic asks aizawa how he knows so much about the students aizawa’s like “they just tell me” which gets mic somewhat ticked off because the students never go to him for anything lol.

when aizawa’s teaching class present mic just randomly pops in from time to time to “shake things up”

he blatantly interrupts the lecture and goes up to the podium and gets all sentimental while dramatically retelling the students stories of his and aizawa’s high school days.

meanwhile aizawa just whips out his sleeping bag and uses the time to take a much needed nap.

really i think present mic does that on purpose because he KNOWS aizawa doesn’t sleep enough so it’s his own way of caring.

both of them just sit and reminisce about their high school days every once in a while because they want to remember the good things about shirakumo :(

aizawa’s not the most sentimental person (at least he doesn’t show that side very much) so present mic is one of the only people who gets to see aizawa when he’s really emotional.

they’re literally the grumpy x sunshine, golden retriever x black cat, opposites attract trope.

aizawa always pretends to be annoyed or exhausted by mic’s presence but everyone knows that’s not true.

despite acting like he doesn’t care he’s actually really appreciative of present mics friendship.

aizawa often goes through tough times with all his students (especially izuku, shoto, and katsuki) getting dragged into situations because he cares and worries about them, and present mic is there cheer him up and reassure him that everything will be fine.

present mic has a really optimistic outlook on life which usually uplifts aizawa’s pessimistic attitude.

whenever it comes to lesson plans both of them help each other out to the best of their abilities because neither of them enjoy planning stuff out.

honestly, i feel like even though they were friends in high school, their bond truly got stronger when they started teaching and because of their students.

random but one time in high school present mic dyed aizawa’s hair blond while he was sleeping at a slumber party.

the next morning aizawa woke up to mic’s relentless giggling, looked in the mirror, and was too tired to even care his hair was yellow lmao. he just looked at mic like “seriously dude?” and continued to wash his face.

but when present mic looked in the mirror he noticed that aizawa lowkey looked better than him in his signature hair color and immediately ran to the store to find black hair dye to dye it back.

after all, there’s no way he’d live it down if aizawa started pulling more girls than him…

unbeknownst to everyone else, aizawa and mic have super smash bros competitions every weekend (mic’s idea obviously)

aizawa wins

every time lmao

mic gets super pissed off about it because aizawa’s not even trying like 95% of the time and he’s STILL unbeatable.

present mic hates olives and aizawa doesn’t mind them, so whenever they get food with olives in it, mic spends time picking out EVERY olive and puts them in aizawa’s food.

they both like spicy food but while present mic is huffing and puffing and hakahajcahak-ing through his food, aizawa doesn’t even have a single drop of sweat on his face.

whenever they want to skip a teacher meeting, they use each other as excuses.

like “oh shit mic just uh… fell off a mountain i have to go help him brb” or “damn looks like eraser broke his foot gotta go check!”

they’re both dedicated teachers but sometimes those meetings can get sooo tedious.

aizawa often has to help present much grocery shop even at his grown age because man does NOT know how to shop like an adult lmao.

aizawa’s telling mic how he needs more onions because he ran out but in a split second the entire cart is filled with an entire year’s worth of snacks and junk food.

one glare from aizawa and poor present mic is putting back every single food item that he got lol.

mic is without a doubt the yapper of the duo.

like bro doesn’t know when to shut up and aizawa just goes along with it because that means he doesn’t have to talk as much.

actually aizawa’s like zoned out the whole time but present mic doesn’t really care he just likes that he can talk without interruption.

both of them are such opposites it just works out somehow and i really love that for them.

ok so this is really rushed and def not my best work but my brain is so fried rn i can’t think of anything so i hope this works 😭 i’ll definitely do more erasermic hcs later on when i can actually think tho.

#mha headcanons #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #shota aizawa #eraserhead #present mic #erasermic #aizawa headcanons #anime #mha anime

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lookismaddict · 1 year

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Lookism Chapter 442 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made. The sole purpose of this is to provide summaries/reviews for each chapter so if you don’t want to see the rest of it, then just keep scrolling. It’s your choice.)

Time to cry all of our hearts out. 😫

Nuuuuuuuuuu poor babies 😭

OMGGGGG THE FIRST GEN. KINGS ARE HERE!!!!! AHHHHHHHH BRO I GOT MAD GOOSEBUMPS 😩

Ugh, this is making me feel touched and all. Everyone gathered in one place because they really respected him. Bruh, Imma cry again 😭😭😭 I hope Taesoo Ma, Gongseop Ji, and the rest of the First Generation would somehow investigate his death and avenge Jichang. 🙏🏽

YEEEEESSSSS DANIEL HAS ANOTHER ALLY!!!!! YESSSSS LET'S BUILD THIS CHARLES CHOI HATECLUB!!! 🔥

OHHHHHH. MYYYYYYY. GOOOOOOOD. JAKE IS SO FREAKING CUUUUUUUUUUUTE AS A LITTLE KID!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD, I JUST WANNA HUG HIM AND CRADLE HIM IN MY ARMSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️❤️

HE REALLY IS CUTE THO WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. WHO WOULDN'T WANNA JUST GRAB HIS CHEEKS, PINCH THEM, GIVE HIM A PIGGYBACK RIDE, AND HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM????? 🥺🥺💞💞💞💞

Ohhhh shiiiii, Jake gonna meet with Daniel there and THEY'RE GOING TO TEAM UP AND FIND JINYOUNG PARK AND TAKE DOWN THE FIRST AFFILIATE LIKE THE ACTUAL BOSSES THAT THEY ARE. 😎

Ohhhhh my- LINEMAN ABOUT TO GET AN UPGRADE!!!! IS THIS GOING TO BE HIS TRAINING ARC??? 👀

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TIME TO TRAIN LINEMAN!!! BULK UP AND SHAPE UP BRO 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

Oh shit... 5th Affiliate. 💀 Did I mention that I don't like this phase of Eli? I mean, sure. You're doing this all for your family in Hostel, but there's another way to settle this and provide for them, no? I mean, you got friends bro. You don't have to shoulder the burden on your own. Learn how to depend and rely on those who you hold dear too.

King, it's ok. Just undrown yourself and stop siding with Workers.. 😀

I stg, this twink of a crew leader is afraid of Daniel Park. Little did he know, Daniel and James Lee are actually a team lol. I swear, it's like Eugene blames Daniel for everything now that Daniel tried to interfere with his plans. Mf would now blame him for everything and anything that doesn't work out.

Mandeok: *suddenly walks into Eugene's office* Eugene, the coffee maker isn't working anymo-

Eugene: IT'S HIS FAULT! IT'S ALL DANIEL PARK'S FAULT!!! HE ERADICATED SOME OF MY AFFILIATES, AND NOW HE'S AFTER MY COFFEE MACHINE?! Yuseong: *starts to rock back and forth in his chair, cradling himself while afraid of his brother's psycho outburst*

Come on stink, get it together. You're going coo coo now. I don't know why I thought of Eugene in this scenario. It was funny in my head.

Oh great. NOW, THEY'RE THERE. 🙄

WHO'S GOING 100 MPH ON THE MAIN STREET BRUH??? Also, who tf are YOU mf? 🤨

Also, omg. PTJ, do you always ctrl + c and ctrl + v on your characters' hairstyles or something? Because Warren doesn't look like Zack anymore, but now he looks like-

Like ok, I get it. You're addicted to the copy + paste hairstyles, but I don't wanna have to do this, but... Imma hand over the scissors to Eli and have him end the ctrl + c, ctrl + v era. 😭 Bc, wth is this shit? But they look good tho, ngl.

OHHH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHHHHHH. SOMEONE TAKE HIM BACK, FR. GOO, COME GET YOUR BRO LMAAAAOOOOOO. But oml. EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE AT THE FIRST AFFILIATE, I STG. THEY ALL GOING TO HAVE AN EPIC BATTLE LIKE SMASH BROS. OR SOMETHING, AND THEY'LL GO AT IT, IN ON FINAL BRAWL. And fr Warren, wth have they been feeding Logan for him to get THAT BIG? STEROIDS???

If he took, "I need a big boy" to heart, then I don't want it. 💀💀💀

Nah, it must be all that coke protein powder. Goo gave him a whole bucket of protein powder and Logan would be sniffing and eating it all.

Well, obviously "No." Logan. Also, HOT DOC IS BACK!!! Ofc he is. He's the main star of the First Affiliate.

THERE HE ISSSSSSS, THE MAIN MAN OF THE HOUR!!! 😩 LOOK AT HIM BEING ALL TOUCHY WITH ELI!!! Tbh I didn't know how to feel ab that. "Put these away, motherfucker." YTFJTYFGUYKGFJYGUHKIFUDFKILLUGYKF I'M LMFAOOOOOOOOOO ELI REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE. HE'S SO DONE.

What did he mean by "I'm not sure though?" 😀 Also, the way Logan said, "How cute is this bastard... Should I give you a kiss?" and Warren replying with, "I'm taken, so no thanks." MAN, WHAT IF YOU WEREN'T TAKEN? THEN WHAT? 🤨 ALSO, THE WAY HE SAID HE'S "taken" NOW BC HE HAS SALLYAHSIDFHSDFIUSHDFIUW. AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT GOT ME SCREAMING.

AWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAN, I wOnDeR wHo CoUlD tHaT bE ??? Definitely, not Daniel Park.

OH MY GOD. ARE WE FR GETTING A LOGAN LEE VS. DANIEL PARK SHOWDOWN NEXT CHAPTER???? AYOOOOO??? HE'S GOING TO SEE DANIEL'S CURRENT FORM????????? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SQUEALINGGGG!!! 😆😆😆😆

"Will Logan Lee face off with Daniel Park soon? Will they ever find Jinyoung Park now? Who will be the next to arrive at the First Affiliate??? Tune in, next time ONNNN-"

Yeah man, F this.

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wttcsms · 2 months

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okay, so just yapping and sharing lots of notes & minor spoilers & extreme details of what i have planned/going on for balancing act (which WILL see an update this month, trust 🤞🏻)

please please please, if u read this, lmk your thoughts & if ur picking up what i'm putting down or else i have to revise my outline LOL

what's fun about balancing act is that we get to see my take on gojo's character; i've received comments and asks saying how they like how i've written not just gojo, but all the in-verse characters we have & i'm excited to expand more on gojo's friendships with everyone around him bc as a fanfic writer, it's a fun challenge to see how in character we can get these people when they're thrown into a wildly different universe.

so, talking abt "my take" on gojo's character: he's a goofy guy. he's cocky; he's a flirt. he knows he's Got It All, and he definitely drives a fancy sports car w a custom license plate that reads SIXEYES (bc this is a finance bro au, everyone claims he must have six eyes w the way he never seems to watch the markets but knows exactly when and what to go all in with). BUT !!! i love balancing act bc gojo is not reduced to "cocky womanizer and then u 2 fuck despite claiming to not like him" we get to see gojo's character shine through in his actions, not only in how he treats reader but also in how he interacts with all the characters. he's silly, he plays pranks, he sometimes (almost always) is annoying, but the things he does for them is always stemming from genuine kindness 🥹 like, i have this thought (my finance girlies will understand what i mean/it'll be explained in the fic) that yuuji is interning at the firm for a summer but he's from a non-target school & doesn't come from the same circles as most of the people in finance; knowing that yuuji feels a bit alienated from his peers, gojo goes out of his way to make dorky company merch and requires that all interns wear it & OF COURSE, it's one of those vests with the firm's name monogrammed on it & it's so pretentious but it's a finance bro right of passage and he did this so yuuji would have that status symbol but he also didn't want to single him out. things like that 🥹 he's thoughtful and we need to talk abt it more and we will explore this more within the fic!!!!

and balancing act is so special to me because it's all about loving someone so much that the mundanity of life suddenly seems exciting; suddenly, the boring, not so glamorous parts of life are an opportunity to showcase how much you love someone. MINOR SPOILER, but a scene that's so sweet and exemplifies this is the fact that you live in a luxury apartment building. authorizing/registering a specific vehicle to your apartment's parking services is a pain in the ass, and it's even more annoying to take off a car from the car registry list. that's why any past boyfriends, u rarely let them into ur apartment (bc it's ur safe space, where u can just be urself entirely) and the ones who do make it to ur apartment always use guest parking, which has a time limit. we, in typical romcom fashion, get the adorable "you're sick and he takes care of you" trope!!! so you have a bad flu and gojo drives you to ur apartment and takes care of you, but he's not registered as an authorized vehicle so he has to go to guest parking. well, he spends days with you while u recover, and he sees all the parking fines on his windshield. it's $100 per every hour he goes over the time limit. it's been days. your doorman is a sweet man who is always looking out for u and never likes any of the boys u take home, and he beefs with gojo (for comedic purposes, i promise. it's a fun dynamic) and gojo knows it's the doorman who reported him to parking services. gojo ofc is returning to the apartment building, holding the stack of tickets in one hand (using the same hand to wave cheekily at the doorman), and goes back in ur apartment to show u all the tickets.

he doesn't hold it against u though. what he says is, "your doorman hates my guts." all pouty and whiny. you tell him that the doorman hates the guts of all the boys u bring back & that he shouldn't feel too special, and that this is his way of saying gojo's overstaying his welcome, which u find hilarious. and gojo is like "well, he's saying you're only worth $100 an hour." blah blah blah, BUT !! circling back to the mundanity of life and how it serves as an opportunity to show our love for someone:

you go through the trouble of registering gojo's vehicle under ur apartment. even though u keep saying gojo is annoying and a pain in the ass and that this fascination he has with u will eventually fade, even though u claim there's a time limit to his affections and you KNOW how much of a hassle it is to unregister his vehicle if things do go south for y'all... you still go through the trouble of registering his vehicle, a sign that you like him. a sign that you're hoping things will be permanent.

and that's basically a major point of the fic!!! that our actions, our silly, simple, boring actions, can all have special meanings 🥹 if you look for it, you'll see that love really is anywhere

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marrijaydeboo · 2 years

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Hi! I was wondering if you could do some general headcannons for Vee from TOH dating a non-binary or GN reader?

Vee x Non-binary reader!

A/N: *vine boom* did this in class *one more vine boom* seat mate saw me writing *and again* she knew it was a fic. *boom boom boom* Anyway, I tried my best on this I hope you like it anon!

Warning/s: slight spoilers *vine boo

╭┈──── ◌ೄ◌ྀ ˊˎ -𓆙

➵ Vee was more than happy that you were comfortable enough to come out as non-binary to her!

➵ I meant the "more than happy" part. Bro screamed in absolute euphoria 😭

➵ made/bought you a non-binary flag that's for sure

➵ if you were human then you two would go on simple dates where you introduce her to places you're familiar with

➵ or food dates where you talk about the places you've visited before

➵ if you were a witch then she'll do the same thing as human reader did above! Just not near the giraffes.

➵ When Vee saw Masha's nails she was like "I gotta paint my lovers nails like that :0" if ur comfortable ofc

➵ speaking of "lover", pet names! Has called you a little meow meow a few times lol

➵ but fr tho she calls you "lovey" and "Mi corazon" for spanish lessons purposes (real)

➵ can't really call you any other pet names cause she's still quite shy

➵ might use the classic "lumity batata" card on you tho

➵ overall she loves you and was glad that you accepted her as your lover <33

➵ oh and uhh side note, Camila loves taking photos of you two whenever she gets the chance

➵ Luz x Amity vs. Vee x Y/N real

➵ EVEN BETTER. DOUBLE DATE WITH LUMITY.

Bonus:

➵ Whenever you and Vee go on a double date with lumity it's gonna be chaotic

➵ Amity would challenge Vee, A competition where they bake/cook something up for their dears and whoever finishes first and atleast make it taste good wins :D

➵ You and Luz would do this too ofc

➵ Ya'll literally made this challenge up while helping Camila in the kitchen

➵ there were left over ingredients on the food she was making and Amity was like "why not"

#The owl house x reader #Toh x reader #Vee x reader #Vee noceda x reader #The owl house #Toh

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the-owl-house-takes · 8 months

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ngl i rly love the idea of both philip AND caleb being evil assholes

imagine if caleb wanted to wipe out humanity bc his view of them had become so warped after growing up in a town full of witch hunters, so he had this twisted desire to protect witchkind by killing all humans (sound familiar?)

i also like to think caleb initially kept up his "whoa calm down bro" facade during the knife fight but then eventually dropped it and told philip "i shouldve killed you before i left" and went absolutely apeshit on him

(i dont think philip wouldve ever known abt calebs hatred of humanity tho bc imo caleb wouldve been smart enough to not tell him. so philip attacking caleb was still rooted solely on his anti-witch bigotry and does NOT make him a "hero" whatsoever lol)

ik (iirc) dana said evelyn chose caleb bc he seemed to be the nicest person in gravesfield but 1. caleb wouldve been hiding his hatred of humanity for obvious reasons and 2. we dont know shit abt evelyn herself, for all we know her standards couldve been "someone who wouldnt kill a witch on sight"

(speaking of evelyn i personally dont think she was evil in any way. i hc her as more of a batshit chaotic neutral character who did whatever she wanted as long as its fun anyways)

in this case caleb would be interesting foils to philip (anti-human vs anti-witch), hunter (who has an affinity to the human realm and is close to some humans like luz and camila) and the clawthorne sisters (both eda and lilith are flawed but still ultimately good ppl. both the clawthornes and the wittebanes subvert the "good sibling evil sibling" trope this way)

idk exactly what caleb and flapjacks relationship wouldve been like tho they had to have been close to some degree right? but at the same time i think flapjack had always disagreed with calebs anti-human sentiments but was afraid to actively oppose him, and ofc flap was happy that hunter was able to befriend a human and enjoy the human realm

speaking of hunter i. i was gonna say "imagine if hunter found out abt caleb wanting to wipe out humanity lol so angsty" but tbh i think that would just be TOO traumatic to him (even for an angst enjoyer like me) like he straight up wont be able to recover from that imo. or at least take a REALLY long time to recover but either way i dont think he should learn abt that kinda stuff. i do think it would be interesting if luz, eda and lilith found out tho

i also originally had the hc that caleb built the cat eye portal with the purpose of ambushing gravesfield once he was ready, but after the papa titan eye reveal in wad im not even sure who built that portal anymore- well either way caleb still wouldve wanted to build A portal ig (not the other one that led to the clawthorne house, i think that was probably evelyns)

also. the irony of both caleb and philip dying as smth that theyve hated (caleb died as a human and philip died as a "witch/demon", not literally the species in philips case but more luzs definition of "powerful magic user", and we can all agree that monster philip is demonic). i do think caleb was trying to find ways to turn himself into a real witch but philip killed him before he could succeed

uhh idk how to end this long ass post lmao- actually yk what im just gonna go ahead and say ik this will probably never be canon even if we get more official toh content in the future, its just a fun idea/hc i rly like!!! i have so much more to say abt this hc but imma stop here for now bc i dont want this ask to be TOO long lol

#the owl house #toh #caleb wittebane #philip wittebane #emperor belos #hunter noceda #long post

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pix3lplays · 3 months

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Okay so I watched Billy Kids trailer and he seems like such a silly guy. Personally would love to have him as a brother (better get my blessing if youse ever marry/j)

ANYWAYS

Seems like the type to overly hype you up, like it's too much you'd think you're about to go into battle but it's just a talent show. At least it works??

He also seems to be the type to cry at Disney movies ngl, you ask him if he's crying and he's like

"NO...something just got into my eye :(("

Alsoalso, he seems competitive in games. Like he'll try his hardest to win in Mario Kart and be all pouty if u beat him, if ur his lover he might feel better if you give him a small smooch tho.

Also uses those emoticons a lot. U may get texts like (if ur dating)

"Smooch incoming ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡"

"Running to hug you, open the door ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ"

"I MISS U BABE ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥)‧º·"

Anyways, that's more of my impression on Billy Kid now from 1 photo and after watching his trailer. I won't be downloading ZZZ due to storage so ofc this may not be accurate but it's fun to think of how someone is like before knowing them haha

-Signed: Argentis Spouse

Argentis Spouse hiiii!! Please let me marry your brother, I promise I’ll treat him SO well~

I saw comments saying he seems to be Deadpool inspired, which I can definitely see, but he also reminds me of my beloved Vash the Stampede haha. Something something dressed in red and High-Energy. Also there’s this scene in the original Trigun where Vash is crushing on a woman, and she refers to him as “Spot” like he was a dog. She says “Come along, Spot,” and he responds by BARKING and chasing after her. That level of simp…it reminds me of Billy😭😭😭😭😭😭

Anyways. Gonna actually address everything in order this time, unlike classic Pix~

Oh yes he’d definitely overly hype you up, WHATEVER it is. For example, for whatever reason you needed a drive to work or something. And he’s just hyping you up the whole time he’s driving you…oh my gosh now I’m thinking about how bad he is at driving haha. He’s always looking over at you and not paying much attention…EYES ON THE ROAD, BILLY. Also he believes in the “our song” thing. So when your song comes on the radio…you can BET he’s rolling down the windows and blasting it, haha. He gets so excited too, “Babe, it’s our song!!” (Also I bet he has a boombox.)

Crying at Disney movies, yes absolutely. You watch Up and he’s like WHY are we watching this it is SO SAD?? And you feel bad that it’s making him sad but you promise it has a happy ending. He was getting SO emotional at Toy Story 3 (I KNOW it’s PIXAR but WHATEVER LOL) you had to pause so he could compose himself…also, one time he gave you his phone so you could choose a playlist, and you saw one simply titled, “Motivation” so you pressed it and it was just Disney songs.

A very competitive gamer, that’s so cute~you’re playing Mario Kart and he does that thing where he leans in the direction he turns in the game. Which is fine unless you’re sitting right next to him haha, you’re like DUDE quit LEANING on me-!! Doesn’t matter if it’s Mario Kart or Super Smash Bros or whatever, he loses to you soundly quite often, even when you let him make the rules. Sometimes he gets frustrated enough to try and cheat, haha…whether that’s him trying to cover your eyes or tickle you or something…he wants to WIN and the method doesn’t MATTER. Even funnier if you’re not competitive at all, just better at video games than him. Maybe just…lose on purpose if you don’t want him messing with you? But yes you can always kiss his losses better~

Awwww the emoticons, I love that~with a reader who’s like me and doesn’t know how to use emoticons haha…he’s got these super cute elaborate emoticons he sends and reader is just like “Thanks :) Love you too ;)”

I don’t NEED another game but…the silly cyborg has completely captured my heart, I WANT him.

#ZZZ #Zenless Zone Zero #zzz Billy Kid #Zenless zone zero Billy Kid #zzz Billy Kid x reader #Zenless zone zero Billy Kid x reader

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sircarebearalot · 4 months

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there is no bad variation of the 'let's get together to trick everyone for shits and giggles' (queer edition bc straight fake dating has had it's glory already, and i don't even mean fake dating for a reason other than to dupe people, i literally mean shits and giggles)

like at least not any that I can think of i mean

there's the ansgty pining edition: where A pitches the idea to B in a wacky fun way and just literally wants to get closer (and maybe it's to get over B, maybe it's to satisfy their curiosity before closure, maybe it's because they are an actual fucking moron) and B is like, okay bet (but internally is like 'so this is all a joke to you huh') and they are going along and they aren't saying 'hey, this feels real' but they aren't initiating anything and they are just quietly miserable that the only way they could have this experience with A is if they are faking it. obv ends with like some kind of angsty as fuck confession.

there's the soft pining edition: where they literally just want to get closer together and they both claim it's for the prank for the reveal but like you know, i've alwasy wondered what it would be like to hold your hand and oh, are they not convinced? i think we should kiss obvsioulsy, it's really the only way and they go on like this and everyone either suspects that they've been dating forever and just came out adn that's why they're so shy or that they're totally faking it but at least they aren't pining in silence you know. and at the end there's like a timid lil 'what if it was real?' and then they're smiling and it's grossly cavity-inducing cuteness.

then there's the crack oh we're just bros obv edition: where they are both 'straight' but like codependent and people think they are in love (they are for these purposes) and they're like, we'll mess with them, yea? and they act like it's a big game of gay chicken except they're not afraid and their friends are really supportive and they are starting to feel guilty for tricking them but also you know it's crack so they are doing wacky shit that needs a 'no homo' disclaimer excpet neither feel like saying it and it's like full homo. and at the end the confession is lame but they're in love and that's beautiful.

(then there the crack crack crack crack one: where one is like i'll seduce you and the other is like, huh, this is kind of neat? wish it was real lol and like nobody is falling for any of it but whatever)

if you guys see any fics with this flavor hit me up please!!

like, just so you know the flavor i'm gonna give a brief snippet of each, yeah, for funsies and also bc it's my life mission to get your obsessed with the concept so more fics like this can exist and so if you know them you can send them my way so i can have crack-induced brain rot

(the examples are gonna feature WOMEN bc i've already went crazy over men and i ahve to keep myself fresh)

there's the angsty induced pining pining edition: catradora

bc they are peak pining and dumbass and angst and love, for reasons Adora pitches the idea, 'you know, just to get them off our backs, like we're dating? what! and then we're like, ofc we're not' and Catra grasps it and doesn't let it go.

("We should kiss," Catra says decisively.

Adora's gut reaction was finally, what came out of her mouth was,

"No."

It came out strangled, guttural, tortured--- and Catra, always in tune, notices and is hurt. And Adora doesn't know how to say that I want it more than anything but I want it to mean something with you so she doesn't.

"Oh, well okay," Catra says, and she had already looked a little tense when she pitched the idea but now she looked stiff as a board. She looked like she was about to shatter. And Adora knows that Catra never handled rejection quite well, even if it was about something she didn't really care about, but she just can't.

"I- I would, but it would be my first kiss," she says, as an apology. "i want it to mean something."

Catra stares at her before nodding jerkily, something fire bright in her eyes. Her voice had a bitter, abrasive quality that stirs the familar urge to soothe in Adora. "Right, no yeah, obviously. Don't want to waste your first kiss on me."

"I--," Adora explained, voice catching, "I want it to mean something to you, if I kissed you. I don't want it to be for anyone else. For a prank.")

there's the soft pining edition: lumity

(any setting really, just the premise that luz is like ppl would go crazy if they realized we were friends, you know what woudl drive them crazier?? if we we're dating--- and amity is like, oh yeah totally crazy, we should do it, and luz is interanlly like i don't think it;s crazy i think other ppl would think it's crazy but you know if she thinks it's crazy then i should play along, adn out loud she's like 'let's do it' and amity is just internaklly thinking 'omg omgomgomgomg we're gonna hold hands??? wtfffff??? akdgaydzfbkafbc???)

("Well," Amity says, smiling weakly, "We did say it was a crazy idea."

"They don't believe us," Luz murmurs, gradually becoming more indignant. "They laughed in our faces!"

"I mean, we are messing with them!"

"They totally brushed us off! We cann;t let this slide! We have to convince them."

Amity never really learned how to say no to Luz, so she said, "How?"

And that is how Amity learned an expansive vocabulary of Spanish pet names. She also learned that it was very possibel to blush so hard you stop breathing. She learned both of those valuable life-long lessons, the hard way.)

then there's the crack oh we're just bros obv edition: raris

Where Paris and Rory are just (gay but in denial but she doesn't realize she's gay or in denial?) and Star's hollow is like 'oh, those lesbians!' and Pairs is like, 'let's date and mess with your town' and Rory is like 'that's stupid' but they end up doing it anyways for no other reason than Paris' research paper and Lorelai's amusement.

("I don't think we convinced Luke."

"He's convinced," Rory reassures, as she highlights a particularly good line. "He's just giving you the cold shoulder for my virtue or whatever."

"Hmm."

"But," Rory says, not sure why she is saying this other than that she kind of wants to. "I mean, we should be thorough. I've only seen Taylor print one Raris Valentines Poster."

"That is freakish on it's own."

"Yeah, but not to Taylor's standards. I think we can do better."

"Should I propose?"

"Oh my god.")

then there the crack crack crack crack one: nevermore

("Maybe you should kiss me," Anabel Lee suggests, eagerness shining through.

Lenore pretends to contemplate it, "I guess it's the only way..."

Two feet away, Duke turns to Pluto and whispers, "They do know we can hear them right? Like, we are all sitting at the same table?")

#she ra and the princesses of power #catradora #owl house #lumity #gilmore girls #raris #nevermore webcomic #anabel lee #lenore nevermore #annabel lee x lenore

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summercreolefanfictioner · 2 years

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the Sakamaki brothers as humans with no memories of their lives as vampires (headcanons)

WARNING: adult content (not necessarily NSFW but you get my drift)

Since I’ve been writing a fanfic wherein the Sakamaki bros + Yui and Maya are trapped in a fake human world without their memories (sounds like Chaos Lineage lol), here are a few headcanons I had in mind for the human AU Sboys.

(story teaser is here)

GENERAL HEADCANONS

All the brothers are still freakin' rich

The richest would be Shuu (as always) 'cause he probs be managing a multicorp or something

These d*mn btches

Unlike the triplets, Shuu and Reiji are not siblings in the fake human world

Subaru believes he's an abandoned child (poor car noise honking)

The triplets are living in one large-ass condo unit (it's like a house in a building)

And no, none of them are allowed to bring girls there (this rule was made by Ayato and Kanato because Laito would reek of girl perfume and they had to spend the night somewhere ‘cause they’re damn noisy)

Fvckin jerks

In short, no sex in the house because it is not a love hotel

Poor Laito

Kanato’s lucky ‘cause this bastard owns a giant studio where he can Netflix and chill whenever he pleases ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The triplets have their own cars, but the younger two make Ayato their chaperone

Ayato’s fine with it ‘cause he gets to flaunt his bad boy red sports car

The brothers have met each other despite the lost memories, as per Yui

Some of the boys have drinking or smoking habits

Don't worry, these boys are still in their flirting game in this world ofc

SHUU SAKAMAKI

Alexa play Money by Lisa

Let’s just say he’s the DiaLovers version of Christian Grey

Young bachelor with demn billion dollars, baby (more like yen ‘cause they’re in Japan)

He owns a chain of malls and hotels (probs even the building where the triplets reside in)

Tbh he didn’t feel any connection when meeting his brothers there

Maybe thought of them as a weird stranger

He’s also famous in the fake human world

One of the most sought-after bachelors in the city

“How do we apply as one of your staff members, sir?”

Constantly receives marriage proposals from rich families

Also rejects them through formal letter

Thousands of women have dreamed to be his Anastasia Steele

Thinks the attention he’s receiving is nothing but trouble

Only hires a male secretary ‘cause his experience with a female one was so bad, he dreaded experiencing the same thing

Let’s just say the girl flirted and he’s not interested in office romance so she plotted against him

Maya is the only exception to the rule because she is a vampire doll

Kanato wanted to throttle him for making his wife work as his secretary

"I'll tell your fans about your wife."

That shut his younger brother up

Is the fourth one to regain his memories

However, he’s the first one to get out of the dream world, possibly to kill Edward Feinze ‘cause he’s Maya’s legal guardian

REIJI SAKAMAKI

This one’s an easy guess. Doctor.

So the next time you want a cure for heartache, just look for him lol

“Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is Reiji-sensei.”

You whore

Is also a university professor in his free time

It might not be obvious, but he creates poisons (≖_≖ )

Not only for rats ofc let’s be real here

He also sells them to the black market

For business purposes (again)

Has published books of his medicinal studies

He's great at teaching, but he's also great at failing his students

One mistake can cause you minus 10 points or something

No one gets a grade of 90 in his subjects

Still sadistic even in a fake dimension

Girls with degrading kink still fall for him tho

Has prob met Shuu once and got irritated for no reason

Has also met Subaru and healed his wounds from a kickboxing match

Even passed by Laito in a bookstore and thought he was gay/bisexual

Also present in a lot of formal events

Probs get his clients there too

Doesn’t have trusted friends

Everything for him is always business

Boring

Appears neat and proper but has evil thoughts running in his head

The fifth one to gain his memories ‘cause Laito forgot where to find him

Is also the first to get out of the dream world to retrieve all their physical bodies and make a poison that will kill Richter and Cordelia once and for all.

AYATO SAKAMAKI

Okay, hear me out.

I first thought of making Ayato own a takoyaki stall

But it just doesn’t suit our poor vampire Troy Bolton

So in the fake human world, he actually owns a night club

He’s basically the main DJ

He dances and raps sometimes

Fvckboi

He sounds a bit friendlier despite his informal, crassy speech tone

But don’t be fooled because he is still your original Oresama y’all

Also flirts a lot

Girls dig him ‘cause he’s easy prey jk

He’s the first one to regain his memories because Yui knows where he is

Would also persuade Maya to turn him into a vampire

Ofc Maya declines ‘cause Kanato would strangle the both of them if he finds out he drank even a tiny drop of her blood

As a business owner, he makes it his business to stop fights or harassments from ensuing because he doesn’t want anyone’s party to be spoiled

Doesn’t care if you do drugs or have sex in his club as long as you don’t stir trouble

More like all customers are forbidden from stirring trouble or they’ll be blacklisted

He and Kanato made up the “no girls” rule in their condo unit, but he tried to break it once because of Yui

"Why did I agree with Kanato to make that rule, anyway?"

Simpleton

Would always try to bring Kanato to his club to gather more customers

“I’m a singer, not some night club endorser, Ayato.”

“C’mon, just one night.”

The answer is always no.

Laito is the only one he bonds with during parties and Kanato had to deal with their drunken state after

He rejects Laito’s offer of threesome with this one girl who likes the both of them

But Laito never gives up because it’s his dream

Is the one who saves Yui’s soul from vanishing in the dream world

KANATO SAKAMAKI

The richest out of the triplets (but doesn’t look the part tbh)

He might get mad at this once he regains his memories, but in the fake human world, he’s a famous online celebrity/singer (not idol, let’s be clear about that)

You know those indie singers you listen to online with artsy aesthetics of goth and pastel? Yeah, that one.

Became famous after releasing a semi-rock ballad single

The song’s all great, probably about candies and sweet romance and longing until you look up the lyrics

It’s full of sex innuendos and metaphors, sometimes even death and murder (fans won’t think so, unless you dig deep)

If you know, you know ( ͡¬ ͜ʖ ͡¬)

Only holds online live concerts, which is a blessing, especially for his introverted fans

Many label companies have reached out to him, but he declined cause he doesn’t want them to take control of his singing

Wears eyeglasses (like in his official art) and a face mask whenever he’s out because fans would always try to know his personal details (address, siblings, love life, etc.)

Can also drive (he’s just lazy; well, there’s Ayato so no point in driving)

None of the brothers have been in his car; only Maya has

If he does drive, it’s because he wants to go somewhere no one knows

Hides the fact that he’s fascinated with gore, graveyards, darkness, death, and all that stuff lest he wanted to be labelled a creep

So when a fan asks him during Q&A what he does in his free time, he tells a different lie each time

“I’m just at home, munching chocolates or sleeping” or “Just writing new songs” or “looking through the gifts I received”

He never reveals true details about himself because he doesn’t want fans to get close

Probs why nobody believes Ayato and Laito when they say the famous online singer Kanato is their brother

Also invests some of his money in large businesses. In fact, he’s one of the stockholders of Shuu’s multicorp.

Is actually the third to regain his memories, but the first one to obtain his vampire powers back (SPOILER: He created a spell that says he’ll get his vampire powers back once Maya drinks from him.)

Is the one to kill Cordelia in the dream world... alive.

LAITO SAKAMAKI

Three words: slut with class

Was actually going to open a host club hideout or something, but the theme’s kind of similar to Ayato’s

He chose to open a restaurant with male and female hosts serving you

There’s even an option for them to eat the meal with you

It’s like a butler x maid cafe but make it luxury

He’s still a perv no matter where you take him

Saves up extra money for love hotels ‘cause of their sacred house rule

Thinks the rule is bullshit, but never dares to break it

Cause he’ll end up on the streets if he did

And the rule was made in the first place because of him

His flamboyant gestures made Reiji confused if he’s gay/bisexual

Almost hired Maya and Yui as one of his staff members until Kanato threatened to cut off his genitals

Never gives up on asking Kanato to sing live in his restaurant

This is also to gather customers, especially females

Also gets rejected by him every single time because Kanato never sings in public

One of his main goals in life is to have a threesome with Ayato and this one girl who likes both of them

Ayato refused because he’s that possessive

Only uses his car as a hotel room or for sexcapades

Kanato comments on how weird and disgusting it is to sit anywhere ‘cause Laito has prob had sex with every women imaginable there

They never use his car after that

This perv never learns

The second one to regain his memories

Is the one to kill Richter (he even did in the anime)

SUBARU SAKAMAKI

This one’s so sad (idk why)

Subaru’s a kickboxing fighter, but in underground matches

Ya know, the illegal ones

Is even hired by the mafia to be one of their part-time hitmen

Basically, our bby car’s life in the human world is full of violence

He’s actually the second person Yui met in the fake human world

He told her not to go to the kickboxing arena again ‘cause the place is full of thugs

Would smoke with Ayato at the back of the nightclub

Is a tough nut when it comes to his job

But a soft cookie when it comes with women

Never deals with a job that involves women or drugs

He actually listens to Kanato’s songs without knowing that they’re brothers

Knows that all Kanato’s songs are either about murdering their beloved, suicide, self harm, sex, or death in general

Has probably bought tickets to all his online concerts

I picture Kanato thanking him sarcastically

“I can’t believe you’re the same Kanato who made those songs.”

“You’re welcome, Subaru. And thank you as well. Because of your support, I had enough money to last me for years.”

Maya had a hard time returning his memories back (making him the last to remember)

Subaru would always refuse to believe Maya and escape her clutches

He did parkour on her and assumed he got rid of her

Until Maya teleported in front of him and flew in the air

He even thought he was going to die when Maya cornered him on the cliff

And the next thing, she knocked him out cold

I imagine Reiji sighing when Maya returned with a passed-out Subaru

“Good grief. Even as a human, he’s still trouble.”

His respect for the vampire doll will double once he regains his memories

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scruffyssketchbook · 9 months

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Bro that insecurities ask was straight up depressing- (but I guess that’s what I get for asking lol)

But now since you told me to ask again, I will! What is each main character most proud of themselves for/something that they’re confident in?

Ok hopefully I can answer this!!!

Blizz: He’s actually very proud of his looks!!! He thinks he looks nice and has an ego about not having to put in any work to look as good as he does LOL. He also is very proud of the work that he does with changing the wallpapers, he takes a lot of pride in how he paints the sky (and yes, he literally paints the sky every night and day) he has been improving with it a lot lately and he loves staring at the sky cause it looks super pretty to him!!! (Ofc, if you ask him, he’d say he doesn’t care, but he really does care a lot). He takes his work seriously!!!

Dusk: Dusk is proud of the work he’s done in Greenpaw and other places I can’t talk about! He’s proud of the force he’s trained and he’s proud of all the eevees and their achievements!!! He’s also pretty proud of himself, how smart he is, how strong he is, etc etc. it gives him a sort of smug sire around him lmao

Eve: Eve is proud of her position as rep. It isn’t much but she genuinely loves that it gives her a sense of community and purpose.

Vay: Vay is proud of his work as well!! His work as a cop, that is. Which is why he got so angry at Blizz for criticizing him. Vay takes a lot of pride in what he does, he loves saving eevees and he loves being the hero, it makes him feel good about himself. Vay is also proud of his art lmao. Yeah Vay is an artist!!! He loves his art and will fight anyone who calls it trash.

Bolt: Bolt might be an anxious mess, but he actually does have a lot of confidence in his self. Or rather, Bolt is proud of his moral compass, how sane he is compared to the other characters, due to this he tends to think very highly of himself and very lowly of those who don’t share the same viewpoints of him/those who he deems lesser than.

Flame: Flame is proud of the work he did in the agency, helping eevees hurt by the lab. Ofc, that’s gone now so rip lol.

Daisy: Daisy is not really proud of anything right now actually.

Dawn: We all know of Dawn’s giant ego lmao. Dawn is VERY proud of herself and her position and her level. She views having this power as a good thing. Like. She was chosen by the trainer out of everymon. It fills her with pride. As long as the trainer loves her, she has confidence in herself.

Miku: Miku is proud of how far she has come. She had to escape a very toxic place and it took a lot for her to do this, especially because her brother stayed with them. She is proud of the lengths she’ll go to find the one she loves. But. I suppose that she is doing this more out of desperation than pride.

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brandnewhuman · 1 year

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KAMSKI'S

DEVIANCY

STORY

∆ headcanons ∆

STARRING:

- my new favourite traumatised gen Z man -

(honorary mention to Gavin Reed and his aggressive gremlin vibe)

CONTENT:

Tw: childhood trauma, talks of abusive parents and implied nasty accidents, drug abuse, angst so much angst and no fucking comfort.

Summary: just me and my nasty little thoughts on how our brosky grow up

A/N: OFC I COME BACK WITH A POST AND THE FIRST THING I DO IS ANGST. I got too carried away with this stuff and i ended up deciding on maybe doing a part two if anyone would be interested. And yes, I didn't wait for the poll to be over cause I can already see this was everyone's favourite choice. IM ACTUALLY KIND OF NERVOUS CAUSE ITS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE I'VE POSTED SO HAVE FUCKING MERCY BROS anyway enjoy

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This man as well as Gavin has a really big trauma baggage going on

I genuinely think that the Elijah we see in the game, while not entirely good with high morals like Connor, is not as bad as everyone is making him to be

He is the definition of fake it till you make it when it comes to confidence

I'm like 109% sure Elijah's family used to struggle with money or they never had to worry about it

there's no in between

I base that on the reason he "left" (mf was booted out of his own fucking company lol) cyberlife

Which btw, leading a whole fucking company when you're still a teenager wasn't fun, 0/10, he would not recommend

He has been taken advantage of in the most horrid way possible and I think that's why he is now that type of person who never does something for nothing

He has never shown an interest on making his creations for the sole purpose of profiting from them as much as he can

He has always wanted to do much more even at cost of not getting any financial benefit from it

That says two possible things

He has seen the effect money has on people and hates the idea of turning out to be money hungry like his parents, sacrificing something much more important and dear to him just for the sake of money

Which can come from either his parents pushing him so much just because they knew he was their only chance to get a the life they wanted and the sort of money they struggled to make

Or because he has seen how his family has ruined lives or relationships for the sake of keeping their high quality life and how they have pushed that idea onto Gavin and him too which ended up in Gavin not being looked after most of time since he was not fitting their standards of heartless high achiever from whom they could get something too

I would probably tend to believe more the poor background because of how Elijah presents himself

He's very laid back even tho he has the means to be more fancy

The few things ones see of his house during the game makes me believe that he's not very much into opulence but more in indulging himself with stuff he gets joy from rather than spend money on things that show off his wealth

And because I want to, like as a treat to myself

MOVING ON

I've already said it but I'll mention it again for context purpose

Gavin and Elijah are siblings. I know many in the fandom say they might be cousins but I like the siblings idea more

or it could be full siblings but because Gavin resents Elijah he just changed his last name so he wouldn't have to be associated to him or his family

Either way they don't get along anymore because how their parents treated them which is why they grow apart

They were not the type of parents who physically abuse but they did emotional abuse their kids

Gavin and Elijah were put against each quite a lot and they never got the chance to fucked up or do what they really wanted cause they parents made it very clear that their love and affection depended on how much the kids met their standards

And even between each other they weren't the best example as either adults, a couple or parents

Which ended up making Elijah's social interactions and relationships very difficult

I can see Elijah being one of those really delicate and surprisingly sensitive kids growing up

Like I feel like he had struggled a great deal with regulating how much and how often he showed emotions and because of that he got bullied a lot

LIKE HE WAS THE TYPE OF KID TO ALWAYS BE SO EXCITED WHEN TALKING ABOUT STUFF HE LIKED OR ALWAYS READY TO GIVE HUGS TO ANYONE

Which ended up in either getting his feelings crushed by people telling him he was annoying or not even listening to him at all

The only person who always had the patience and the willingness to match his energy when it came to certain things was Gavin

They absolutely defended each other at school even tho Elijah almost always ended up eating shit because he wasn't as strong as he thought himself to be

Bro got his physical demonstration of affection bullied out of him cause kids are cruel, adults are shit and my man here didn't stood a fucking chance

IN FACT i bet he got to a point where it genuinely weirded out when his parents tried to hug him or touch him in general cause he already learn that wasn't "their thing"

I truly believe he didn't always give a single flying fuck about androids and being a scientist in general

I bet he wanted to do something more artistic as a kid and he was very good at it but his parents always told him that being an artist is not a real job and it's a useless hobby because it doesn't gives you anything to live of from

So he just like kind of made being extremely good at school his whole personality

Like he altogether stopped having any type of hobbies ecc and if he did he just forced himself to not indulge in them

Which ended up in isolating him even more from other kids

He was basically already an adult when he was supposed to just be a kid and have fun

And obviously,besides Gavin, no one really understood him

He was too emotionally stunted for kids to relate or interact with him and adults were just overall condescending with him

The only time teachers or other adults noticed him was because of his academic results

It was Gavin who accidentally planted in him the idea of creating his own friends

Gavin loved to read classics and that's a hill I'm willing to die on

He stopped because when he started working he didn't had time

Elijah's enjoyed reading too which, again, was Gavin's doing

His favourite book was obviously Frankenstein

Which btw the Frankestein shirt he wears in the game? That's 100% Gavin's gift and he wears it as some sort of lucky charm

That was the one he used to borrow more frequently from Gavin

The thing went more or less like this

They both were arguing about whether or not the doctor went too far with certain things and, most importantly, if the creature did really deserve to live or not

Obviously Elijah took the side of the monster and Gavin said that of course he was siding with the creature since he did too acted always like he has been alive for like two days instead of 13

Which lead to Gavin making a reference to bicentennial man

Which he didn't understand cause he has never saw that movie before

One thing lead to another and Gavin made Elijah watch the movie which was what sparked the idea of androids in Elijah

YES, HE WAS INSPIRED BY THAT MOVIE AND NOT I ROBOT. THAT MOVIE WAS ABSOLUTELY HEARTBREAKING AND IT'S WAY BETTER ROBOT REPRESENTATION THAN I ROBOT

At that point Elijah was already like a fucking genius and was way ahead his grade even tho he didn't think until then what career he wanted to pursue

The problems between him and Gavin were already starting cause their parents started to notice how smart was Elijah compared to Gavin

At first he thought it was unfair to him because they didn't let him have fun or go out like Gavin

They pushed him to his limit and there have been a couple of incidents where, if it wasn't for Gavin that cared for his well being despite what was going on, elijah would've ended up really bad

then he started to notice how it was unfair to Gavin as well

because they were actually just not giving a flying fuck about what he did since it wasn't important anymore

It made him sick with guilt to see how their parents were visibly struggling to even do the bare minimum as parents when it came to gavin

And Elijah was already starting to have other type of troubles

being that young and skip grades where you ended up in a class full of older people wasn't the best and he did start to take very poor decisions just to make himself liked

It was some sort of silent rebellion too

He started taking drugs which initially were meant to just help him show his classmates he was "mature" enough

And then he just started to need them to power through everything he needed to do

He was so hellbent on his idea of creating a sentient being that could emulate humans if not perfectly even better that he didn't even care what he had to do in order to achieve it

And at that point both Gavin and Elijah hated their parents so he had no problems in using their "help" to get what he needed

I personally believe, like I said in the other post, that something really fucked up happened between Gavin and Elijah which resulted in a major fallout between them

Maybe it's because lately I've been thinking about hereditary (idk why since I have never seen the movie but whatever man) and the fact that I've seen the parents go batshit crazy because the son accidentally killed her sister (?)

BUT I'M UNFORTUNATELY HAVING THE WORST IDEA EVER

Elijah's parents are overprotective with him not out of love but out of interest cause exploiting your kid is always a great family bonding activity to choose

And they try to keep him and Gavin as apart as possible cause they think Gavin would "ruin" him and his future with his influence

So I feel like Elijah was pestering Gavin to sneak out together and do some cool teenager stuff he didn't get to do before as an attempt to bond with his bro again

Elijah was high as kite and that mixed with stupid teenager ideas and reckless rebellious teenage behaviour doesn't mix well

Long story short Elijah and Gavin got into a pretty bad accident and Gavin (fortunately or unfortunately depending on the point of view) got out of it without much harm

But Elijah did got pretty fucked up bro NGL

I can see how that, the fact that Elijah was not there to testify the fact that Gavin didn't do anything wrong and that it wasn't his fault, and the doctors finding traces of drugs in Elijah system obviously didn't ended up well

You can imagine their parents reaction

That was the point where I think Gavin broke off contact with his family completely and just got the fuck out of there

Like I said I can imagine Elijah carrying the guilt for the rest of his life and has never actually had the courage to try and contact Gavin after that

THERE'S SO MUCH MORE I WANT TO SAY BUT I FEEL I MADE THIS TOO LONG SO YEAH

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Omg here's me just talking about my day so if you're here for gore and sexual stuff this is not it. This is more like a rant/vent lmao so if you're here for me this is for you lmao

Bro I need you guys to understand how much I love this friend of mine. Like not in a romantic or platonic way like neither. He's genuinely like god I don't know what I'd do without him he's literally family, him and their gf are literally closer to me than my actual family and they are in fact my family. Like okay family lore guys gather round but when I had first met my ex it was by one of my best friends if your an Og you know her as M. And pretty much she had 2 best friends that were her ride or die for like 7years and one was my ex and the other was the dude I'm talking about in the beginning I legit might as well just call him my dad cause we'll he is. He was there for me throughout me and my exes relationship and he'd talk with me a lot and we like bonded instantly into like mentor type ass bond. And when my ex started becoming more and more abusive I thought my dad( my friend) would side with him cause yknow people usually side with the person they know longer and they were best friends. And at first I'd talk about it and he never once made me feel like he thought I was lying or that he didn't care. Ofc in the beginning he chopped my ex being so harsh and stuff to 'oh that's always him he's my brother and he'd do nothing like that on purpose I'll give him a talk and just know it's okay to tell me these things etc etc." At the time he was in a bit of disbelief cause well the way my ex acted towards people was like slowly ramping up.

And then I full on had confessed to my dad how he would do certain things (which I didn't even consider rape or abuse at the time) and immediately he just blocked him he sent a message before he did to my ex being like " hey the way you treat Sawyer who you know I see as my son is not smth I want in my life and if you don't cut the shit I don't want to talk to you nor do I want you going around sawyer" (when I read these messages i cried so hard lol I love my dad sm) also my dad (still talking about my friend guys lol) he's a pyshcology major and he's becoming a therapist and when I was trying to detach myself from my ex it was really hard cause I thought I deserved it and it didn't count as rape etc etc.

Pretty much I didn't want to write this man out to be a rapist especially to his 2 best friends. When I had told them about what he did to me it was as a reason why I was gonna stop talking to all of them cause I didn't want to paint him to be a bad person and that i knew if i kept talking about it to them they wouldn't like him so I was basically just trying to pretend like I was never introduced to them so they could keep liking my ex as their brother. But both have stayed by my side even after me n my ex stopped talking. They hate him which makes me feel guilty but I'm glad they've been here with me. I would not be alive if it wasn't for M and my dad. (This is the ex that made me stop using all socials and cut myself off the face of the earth and decided maybe I should try tumblr cause no one I know uses it and I could vent there so you can thank him for you guys hearing this ig lolz)

Anyways lore aside present time so my ex lived a couple hrs away from me but in the same state and M lives like a couple mins from me but my dad lives in a whole other different state and I've only seen him once in person and it was the week my ex and me stopped talking and the week I almost committed suicide but like after my attempt the next day he was pretty much at my door and it was so amazing I love him so much. And then after that day he had to go drive back home :( and it's been almost a year since I first saw him.

Cut to today and he surprised me last week saying how I'd feel if we went out to eat. And I'm like bro I'd love that but your not here only for him to say he'd be coming to see me and we hung out today for the second time in person and guys I'm literally in love with this man like not romantically like idk hoe to express that this dude is literally my dad I love him like he's my own blood. And he got me sushi and refused to let me pay. He got mad at me anytime I looked at price tags lol.

He's just so great. We only had 5hrs to hangout and he surprised me with a new skateboard so we went skating together too and now the day is over and he's already on his way home :( I miss him so much anyways this post was just me talking about how much I love my dad lol and I'll post pics of my skate board too <3. This genuinely was one of my fav days I loved seeing him and I got a gift from his gf (literally my mom lol) and it's a little wolf stuffy. And they said it reminded them of me. Cause even irl people joke about me being a puppy/dog boy lol. Anyways guys I'm not fatherless lmao. I just miss them and it's gonna make me sad they had to leave lmao

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