#but NO!

[nitr09-productions]

Me to my Mum: Yeah, I promise you my isopod colony can't escape or anything like that.

Me: *Finds one of my isopods crawling about in the shower*

#isopods #i know it was one of mine #it was a very distinctive individual that i call lady speckle #i hadn't seen her in the colony for a while so i thought she had passed #but no! #she was apprehended alive (but in rough shape) and returned to her home

[brooklynisher]

Boop!

WOWZA

LOOKITLACRIATURA

#thank you!!!! #wowie!!! #for a second I thought you were doing one of those post-boop things when I initially got the notif #but no! #you gave me a whole robot! #Yay!!!! #love her! #she works well with your art style! #love you people #love you #thank you #🩷🩷🩷 #spg fanbot #boopsy doodle #it makes me so happy when yall draw her you have no idea #ask #steamanband

[wanderingmind867]

Oh, motherfucker. I hate to swear, but this issue made me want to swear. Of course the sons of the serpent were led by the Chinese Communist! Of course! Of freaking course! I hate this issue. I'm sorry but it's atrocious. I hate it. I'm not going to want to reread this anytime soon. Leaves a sour taste in my mouth. Now hopefully this is the last dumb cold war story in this collection:

Edit: I still feel really weird having swore here. So I'm going to try and pretend I didn't do it, because it's making me feel all awkward, for some reason.

#I thought it'd be a good story #but no! #it has to be their worst cold war story! #of course! #marvel #marvel comics #marvel universe #marvel 616 #reading comics #the avengers #avengers #captain america #hawkeye #clint barton #goliath #hank pym #henry pym #the wasp #janet van dyne

[hzdtrees]

No Thorns, All Marsh, pt. 3

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #hfw photomode #here i thought i was done with all the recent thornmarsh pics #but no! #of course not! #these were hiding out between some shellsnappers #vegas pics #and a somewhat translucent stalker #...and a burning fireclaw #but that's not exactly unusual for thornmarsh

[the-hawkeyes]

Melon Crushing Queen

Thanks to mods we can finally see what Kiera really looked like when she won Miss Eorzea 2017!

POV: It's summer 2017 and you're not expecting a new awakening on seeing a middle aged MILF crack a melon right open with her thighs.

#kiera tag #ffxiv screenshots #that was so much fun #i 100% expected to just lose #but no! #everyone loved the highlander that destroyed a melon!

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

HOW AM I THE FIRST HEKKIN PERSON TO WRITE A LEELI & PEET FIC??? HOW. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

#HUH?? #I thought surely #surely. there would be at least a few fics about them #but no! #not a one! #dang #my post

[justlovingit]

So Shen Qingqiu has Luo Binghe

Shang Qinghua has Mobei Jun

Shen Jiu has Yue Qingyuan

And Liu Qingge. Has. NO ONE!

And not because he doesn’t want to!

Or because he doesn‘t deserve it!

This man has literally done NOTHING wrong!

He has always acted in a way he was convinced was best for everyone!

And STILL, he stays alone! Forever!

Unfair!

#if there was at least another character with just A BIT of screentime he could be shipped with #but no! #to make things worse #he only wants SQQ!!! #he could not have chosen someone less available #svsss #scum villian self saving system #bingqui #liu qingge #qijiu #moshang

[starlene]

tbh, I honestly think they should've just waited until Fred Johanson was available and willing to play Frollo before even attempting to do Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame the musical in Sweden.

Just my two cents as a certified Frollo enthusiast, that is all.

#I mean. it seems like such an obvious bit of casting?? #but no! #forever slightly bitter #Frollohommat

[conveen]

I hate my brain so fucking much

#You'd think having 6 of us in here would help make things less lonely #but no!

[agoosh-e-mehr]

Born to be an 🩷✨️arts✨️🩷 girly, cursed to study the sciences BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO END UP BROKE

#all i want to do is to draw and paint and sculpt and sew and bake and and and #BUT NO! #I can't because I have to study for that ndieuvbjowdvbw9jdcb8cedniwdbh biology test that I have on Sunday #😭😭😭 #(disclaimer: I'm just tired. I genuinely love biology with all my heart!) #(but me wanting to do artsy stuff rn instead of studying still stands tho🥺 ) #🕊

[aanabear2803]

Me everytime I see even a single dot of Herrismon's existence: OH MY GOD ITS HERISSMON. HE EXISTS!

#the bitch boy was your first partner in a digimon mobile game #he was best man #and then he turned evil to protect you #but shiro and I thought Herissmon was over #but no! #He has appeared in both Ghost game #and digimon 02 the beginning #he was but a smear of paint in 02 #but a recognizable smear of grey white and yellow bits #Herrismon you son of a bitch #do please keep appearing #Although I believe Pusurimon has appeared in the Digimon 2020

[sweetmiremoonie]

😯 Oh? That red flower was just as suprised as I was when my watering can broke!

#animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #acnh #i thought i was seeing things at first #but no! #the flower DID flinch at the sound of my watering can breaking!! #thats such a cute little detail i never noticed #they truly are alive~ #vg escapades

[aquathewriter]

Brain dead...no thoughts...play Project Diva...

#i really woke up this morning with a bit of a vocaloid hyperfixation #i talk #i wanna write baby vani but i also want fo write big brother vani! #but no! #Len came in and grabbed me by the neck!