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itadore-you · 1 month
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It's almost 2am and I overshare past midnight lol
I'm going to ramble about my irl crushes now
OK so remember the rlly hot college crush I was paired with for placement?? Yeh um so I found out around December that he has a girlfriend so I moved on.
I do not wish to jinx current crush but here is a summary - I'd always see him around campus (bc he also does med ) and think to myself mmmm he has such nice curly hair I like him. but we'd never talk ?? Then over time we had way too many mutual friends and we got close from January to March
Ngdhshssjdjs I've always loved a friends-to-lovers storyline but I think if I tried anything it would make the friend group dynamics so awkward
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1-800-suck-my-clit · 2 months
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Testing my multifandomness, so here's a list of ships I support/enjoy and why
Most (damn near all) are ganna be MlM
Clegan (bucky x buck)
John is so love sick for gale you just have to ship them
Hannigraham (Hannibal x Will Graham)
They act like a married couple with Gothic scenes and inuendos
Bat jokes (Batman x Joker)
Idk man something abt villian and hero falling in love despite being the farthest of opposites. And I love their banter where Joker shamelessly flirts with him
Superbat (Batman x Superman / Bruce Wayne x Clark Kent)
Now ik what ur thinking "bat jokes AND superbat how scandalous😱" this one only really applies to their "citizen" forms. I love the rich sugar daddy and kind southern accent trope. Also them in their hero forms are also cute bc batman let's his guard down for him
Zosan (zoro x sanji)
Your honor they're married🙄
Hisoillu
They give off Doberman and black cat energy. And canonically they are married ‼️
Rathelstan (ragnar x athelstan)
The love I have for them hold no words so here are some quotes that made me wanna rip my heart out.
"What do you mean?! You cannot leave...you cannot leave me! I love you...and you're the only I can trust so you must stay"
"I always believed that death is a fate far better than life, for you will be reunited with lost loved ones. But we will never meet again, my friend. I have a feeling that your God might object to me visiting you in Heaven. What am I to do now?"
"I hate you for leaving me. I ache from your loss. There is nothing that can console me now. I am changed, so are you.”
Symbrock (Venom x Eddie)
HEAR ME OUT PLEASE...So um anyways
Spideypool (spiderman x deadpool)
Their banter in the comics is so cute
Soapghost(konig) (Soap x Ghost (x Konig) / Simon Riley x John McTavish (x Konig))
Got really into them when CoD started blowing up on my FYP last year
Patrochillies (Patrocles x Achilles)
Ganna cry I love them sm. "He is half of my soul as the poets say" 🤣🔪🩸
Eremika (Eren x Mikasa)
If u don't belive they are end game ur wrong abt everything🥱. Tho I belive in eremika being cannon I also ship EreJean (Eren x Jean) who's to say a Lil hate sex never hurt anyone 🤭
Jayvik (jayce x viktor)
Idk who I wanna be jayces girlfriend, his boyfriend, or him😩
BoKuro (Bokuto x Kuroo)
Himbos in love? Count me in. tho I do also ship them with their main ships aswell
NaruSasu (Naruto x Sasuke)
No one chases a man around for damn near a decade bc "We're best friends🥺" 😒
Last but not least
KiriBaku (kirishima x Bakugou)
I don't give one damn what ANYONE says they are literally end game. FUCK BAKUDEKU‼️‼️🗣 I need the firecracker and his leash‼️
Um thank u for listening to my Ted talk lol 🏃🏾‍♀️💨
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msbigredmachine · 1 year
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Watched Survivor Series: Wargames. My highlights:
1. The women’s match was chaotic in a good way. Waited for a Dakota Kai-esque betrayal at the entranceway but didn’t get it sadly.
2. LOL at Asuka’s mist finally neutralizing Rhea’s rampage.
3. Frenemies Becky and Bianca working together to get the W warmed my heart.
4. Sami near tears as he explained to Roman what being in the Bloodline means to him was some top tier acting. But the look on Roman’s face when he hugged Sami was 🥶 .
5. Shoutout to Damian Priest’s hair! The literal definition of bone-straight!
6. Always happy to see Dominik get his ass beat. That Thanksgiving beatdown he gave his Daddy made me mad lol
6. Finn and AJ beat the shit out of each other. Both guys are in their 40s and they still move the way they do. Very enjoyable.
7. Still don’t like Austin Theory but I’m taking him a little more seriously now.
8. Chocolate Daddy Lashley always looks like such a badass. 🍫
9. LOVED the double Hurt Lock on both Seth and Austin.
10. The Super Stomp from Seth! The finish was GREAT. Really good match IMO.
11. The entire Bloodline coming out together (in red, no less 🤤). I could feel the atmosphere change even through the screen.
12. I believe Roman is the first person to ever sit on a chair in the War Games cage lol.
13. Roman you ain’t slick, I know you sent Jey in first on purpose to get tortured before he could get any help! 👀 😡
14. Am I the only one that loves when Butch turns people’s fingers into pretzels? Sorry Jey.
15. TBH I initially thought the men’s match was going a little slow, but once Sami came in, I quickly understood that this match was all about the storytelling.
16. Fam, Solo Sikoa coming in second to last for the Bloodline made him look so important. He changed the match, the badass shooter making way for the final boss. And don’t forget the way he stared down the opps before the match even started. Straight flames!
17. Sami making the save for literally every Bloodline member 🥹🥺. Yet I was still on the edge of my seat because I was sure they would turn on him during the match
18. Jey superkicked that man in the face with zero remorse 😩🤦🏾‍♀️ And the crowd calling him an asshole afterwards was perfect!
19. Sami giving Kevin that low blow followed up with a Helluva kick was essentially Sami shooting Kevin in the head. Then sacrificing Kevin to Jey to finish him off. MY EMOTIONS!
20. You know you’ve been accepted when Roman hugs you with his hand on the back of your head, lol.
21. THE HUG FROM JEY 😳😳😳 I couldn’t believe my eyes!
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I don’t care what anyone else watches. The Bloodline storyline is THE BEST story being told in wrestling today. Rikishi’s boys are exceptional professional wrestlers.
My MVP - Sami Zayn, hands down. Stole the entire show. Stole this storyline and pocketed it. He has been amazing since this started in May. Plus this was funny af:
Line of the night:
“Come fight me, you little bitch!” - Becky to Bayley, repeatedly 🥴😂
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alwaysalir · 1 month
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Hey friend, your opinion is valid and I'm not even disagreeing with you but I think you're being a bit unfair to Penelope because of Debling with people unhappy with rumors of Colin having orgies or whatever it was.
This is in a time where a woman can't even be found alone with a man without severe consequences and she will be being courted by a dude while not knowing Colin has even developed feelings for her. She's not doing it to hurt him and nothing indicates so far that she is.
Just like anything he does while traveling isn't done to hurt her. Sure, I think people are probably overreacting, especially since the most we've really seen of any leading man with another woman is them leaving a bed for the most part or the implication of sex, etc, so I don't think it will be much of anything outside of something narratively speaking that he is a "man" now for the time period they're in.
In all actuality, we know Colin doesn't care about women he's sleeping with while traveling (allegedly sleeping with) (which may actually be a large part of the issue? people tend to think in today's standards/ethics instead of the historical context), he is going to fall in love with Penelope and marry her but I can also see the perspective of someone just seeing it as Colin whoring about while Penelope is still hurting from the end of last season.
I think they even mention in the book he had slept with women while traveling? Either way, I would guess if it's in there at all it's for the narrative of showing him as a man grown with new experiences because we all know Penelope will not have the ability to have any of the experience(s) that he has.
I don't think Debling means much more than a vague parallel to s1 but with a much happier ending for them this time.
I am so sorry for my essay, I got carried away feel free to ignore me.😩
Hi there
I’m honestly not upset at all about Penelope and her decisions. I understand where she is coming from. All of my annoyance about the Debling situation is directed towards the fandom and the writers.
I mean we literally had the show runner claim Debling is perfect & Pen chooses Colin bc of a childhood crush. To me that’s diminishing polin’s love story in favor of a character that’s literally a plot point.
As for Colin possibly being a rake I think it is highlights the double standard in this fandom. The fact is people want Colin to exist for Penelope only and him having any kind of experiences outside of that completely ruins that so you have all these people acting like it’s the end of the world when it’s not
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Hello Your Hee Anonie here 😘
Also!! Guess who is gonna miss their moot court session (basically like a mock court at which law students argue imaginary cases for practice) because they are sick 😄😄 ME! ............ ://// (but it is fine cause it was criminal case and I wanted the CORPORATE LAW CASE) ANYWAY
Ik I am your Hee Anonie (love the name sm) but I am here with some Jake thoughts....cause he be hitting different these day... imagine he sees you with a cat and feels so betrayed ?? 😭😭 he gasped so loud and for what ? And if Layla was there with him ??
Boi you are in for a lecture. Get ready for a divorce. He is taking the kids. Yes kids. Layla and your (not anymore) future kids that he is carrying kehfkdj 😂😂 I MEAN HE THE ONES HE WILL ADOPT SOON IN FUTURE. He is gonna cover Layla's eyes. Acting he just caught you with another man. Layla doesn't even mind the kitten. Maybe they just sniff each for a while and then play along or smth but HIM? he is not having it. Watches you from a distance with a pout on his face. Doesn't hate the kitty but ?? Itsa dog household?? He just looks like :((. Doesn't wanna make you feel bad about your choices and doesn't want to he petty at all but still goes
" oh why don't you take your kitty and go on a date with a cat-like guy like Jungwon" BOY ISTG-
We get it you and Layla are cute doggos. 😤😤 but also Kitty Jakey !! UNTIL !!
One day you are out. He is hanging out at your place. And hears meowing. Initially doesn't pay any attention because 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😗😗 still doesn't pay attention 5 mins later. Finally comes to the kitchen to see the kitty on the top shelf, meowing and trying to get down (poor bby looks scared ), thinks how did it even get there if it so scared ?? Dumb 😮‍💨 Layla would NEVER do this 😤🥱 he picks up the kitty from the shelf, when bringing down they both come eye level at one point. And Jake just holds it there and stares at it 🧐🧐 then 🤨🤨then😦then 🥺🥺 like fur baby was stuck there and I didn't help sooner. Feels sorry. Takes it to the couch. Fast forward when you come back both of them are just running around the house tgt. You are just there like ??? What happened?? He is like Ugh fine I'll think over the divorce.
He loves the kitten. Only THIS ONE cause he is still a dog person :00 but will never admit anything. You don't complain because your marriage (that hasn't happened yet) is saved 😲😩🤞🤞
ANYWAY.
How are you ?? ☺️ hope you are doing good. Drink water 👿
Also !! There is this edit of heejayjake on ig THAT I REALLY WANT TO SEND YOU BUT IDK IF YOUD CONSIDER IT 18+ ITS LIKE SUGGESTIVE
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My hee anonie 🥺🖤 do you seriously know how happy it makes me to get a jake imagine T.T like come on he be the love of my life anyway AWWW😭 this is just??!! I just know that he’s gonna be THAT DRAMATIC. Like no cap. Even if he’s not very jealous, he will be so whiny for your attention and be the drama will continue. xD and first of all, where does he think he’s going with the “custody”🤨 ?? he’s a puppy himself! And he belongs to me so 😏 but seriously tho I just can imagine him throwing his palms over his mouth and making a face of disbelief. And sulking in the corner of the room with Layla “layla can you believe how she replaced you?” Even tho poor baby would 100% be down to play with her new cute sibling lol. Jake pouting would be the cutest thing ever (ugh just wanna kiss him so much when he pouts 🥹) and he would literally fight for your attention??? Like lay on your lap when you’re petting the kitty and make puppy eyes at you, silently asking for your attention. Toss and turn in your lap, waiting for you to look at him and play with your fingers and kiss the tip of your hands in tiny. 😭 I feel like jakey loves all animals but he’d be WISHING for you to be a big dog person like himself. (I mean I might be into cats more but hey I like the cutest puppies of the century-jake & layla 🥺) and HAHAHA if it were me, I’d really go on a date with jw but I could only make it out of the door cause jake would tackle me back inside the house. “Baby how could you even think about going fr >.<“!! Since jake is normally calm and fun, I’d love to see the unusual jealous and annoyed side of him sm. it’d be next level amusement for me. I’d sleep on the bed with layla and our kittens and intentionally not leave space for him to lay down.😆 and even feed them all infront of him and kiss them, and pretend to not hear him when he asks for his share. (It would only last 10 secs for me cause believe me I cannot resist jake he really is the owner of my heart here uwu) and SUREEE, he would really end up loving the kitten more than me and play with him/her way too much >~< and pls the whole marriage-divorce thing is so funny and adorable omg why does it sound like something jakey would really do?
and now coming back to you my sweet hee anonie <3 aaah criminal law must be hard!🤧 my oldest brother studied law from UWE (university of west England) and he’d always get frustrated whenever he got a criminal law case lol. I’m doing great now that I’ve heard from my dear you🥺 I’m drinking water and working out too so I feel greeeaaaat! Hope you take care of yourself too!! :) and edit? Is it a video edit?🤩 please do send me the link :* have a great great day ❤️
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still reading 📖 this (& the other link). I read a similar one this year.
2:30 am pdt 26 November 2022 Saturday 🪐
6:06 am pdt I’m upset 27 November 2022 I left this open to add stuff - probably 24+ hours 0_o. Minutes ago Added stuff but it didn’t save even though it has automatic saving feature. I have to start all over again. Read webtoons hooves of death ☠️ Sam Bragg, sirens 🚨 lament instant miso & tangent.. something, toy story sequel from 2010 ( in movie theaters 🎭 @ the time). I’m damned either way. Woody the 🪵 wood pecker. The floor is lava. Volcano 🌋 6:13 6:15am pdt
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6:28 am pdt Also found a new comic before 6am pdt. I guess it’s a sign 🪧 I’m going to die soon. Lucky 🍀 me.
https://m.webtoons.com/en/comedy/bad-signs/list?title_no=1623
6:30 am pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday 🌞 ☀️ = sol? Is this my this my solmate? Soul sole solimente Solomon = autocorrect. Anderson. 6:33 am pdt.
7:09 am pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday ☀️
if fairytales 🧚🏽‍♀️ aren’t full of sh*t (pay phone ☎️ 🎶🎵) then how would we know we aren’t seeing what’s not really there? Holograms, hallucinations, mirages, Et cetera? He’s got to be good looking because he’s so hard to see 🎵🎶 Beatles?? Princesses 👸🏻 and the worn out dancing 💃 shoes 👠 Grimm fairytales 🧚🏽‍♀️ 50 times hotter in person??? @_@ how would I know even if I saw him in person if my eyes 👀 have been messed with to deceive me??? 7:19 am pdt see/sea 🌊 season evergreen 🌲 silver creek. 😭😞😖😫😭😤🥵😵 7:22 am pdt strange monogatari 7:23 am pdt
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I wish I could go somewhere with my family where they can’t touch us. 😭 he’s going to do whatever he wants which is hurt me, f*ck other women.
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blurry. 9:33 am pdt. 🦩🦚🐓🦜🦃🕊🦤 9:34 am pdt 9:35 am pdt he likes 2 rub it n my face.
saw this online ths year? Thru apple news app 📰 🗞?? I found it again thru ecosia.org ??
ive seen people use “gate” with things I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ what that means. Now that I’ve seen that “whisper sweet nothings “ to a butt line for than a month I realized that this is very seductive & it’s not as bad (referring 2 an article title - labeling his sexting as kinda lame? What he did was still BAD - bad dog 🐶! Bad boy! Bad man!! 🤬😡6:13 pm pdt) as people initially think it is. He’s basically preying on very innocent minded women. Sliding in slyly with something that can b interpreted as humorous 😭😭😭😭😭😵😵😵😵😩😖😖😖😖😖😖😖🤬 & prob tricks us into our comfort zones. If he were to literally act this out, it would literally possiblyprolong titillation, draw out to thorough foreplay! It serve to become “pussygate” 🤬 bcz of its proximity to” the devil” to make out with. 🤬😡 10:06 am pdt it is in disguise 🥸. I have to imagine it to contemplate it’s potential? He’s a dog! 10:08 am pdt 🐶
10:54 am pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday
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Making out with hot guys is the worst. Funny it’s a guy asking. Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies 🎼
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It’s only okay for them not us. He won’t say that out loud tho. Don’t count on him to be honest. Why would he really share like a nicolatian unless he didn’t want them anymore ?
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looks like they had real s*x in the video .... why didn’t he marry her??
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12:20 pm pdt 27 November 2022 incubus likes to psychologically torture me with things I cannot have Bcz he won’t allow me to have it. But he does whatever he wants. I don’t think it’s a good idea to have more than one baby daddy, but what can you do if the first one is a bad ass? Is marriage a trap for women? Is having sex with a man too soon a trap , too?! YES !! Don’t forget that!!!
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12:39 pm pdt tbh I think I would like to date someone (a man) up to 5 years younger (35 years old) than me. But that’s where I draw the line . & probably 1 or 2 or 3 years older than me (up to 41 years old). 12:41 pm pdt. Anyone who is rich I’d have to wonder if they sold their soul to the devil 👿 ... 🤷🏻‍♀️ 12:43 pm pdt you know Taken, Liam neeson. Why does anyone hoard money 💰? 12:44 pm pdt. Edited this part 1:35 pm pdt - to be clear about age range. When I was 18 I was interested in someone/a man 👨 5 years older than me. But now I’m older I 🔼 my mind. 1:38 pm pdt 27 November 2022 Sunday.
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becca-e-barnes · 3 years
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So this is gonna sound really random but can you write a smut with Bucky x female reader where she's giving him head under a desk or a table or smth and one avenger (steve or sam or someone else) walks in on them and are oblivious to what's happening so Bucky gets really flustered trying to act normal and after they leave, Bucky gets his revenge with the reader 😈 Love your fics btw :3 Sorry if this is too long lol
First of all, thank you so much for this I am OBSESSED, poor Steve though! 💕 I imagined this as Beefy!Bucky bc honestly he’s my favourite and that red shirt makes me wanna sin 😩 Absolutely loved writing this, I hope you like it!
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Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Word count: 5.1k
Warnings: Smut, unprotected sex (wrap it), edging, multiple orgasms, oral (m and f receiving), size kink, fingering, implied voyeurism, Bucky is the king of pet names, degradation, praise kink, forced orgasms, orgasm denial, literally just complete filth with a lil nod to some aftercare at the end
Summary: You tease Bucky during a briefing so you suck his dick in the conference room to make up for it. Steve walks in and you just continue under the table. When he leaves, Bucky teaches you that there is such a thing as too much pleasure.
Minors, do not interact
“You’re such a damn tease, do you know that?” Bucky hissed, his lips devouring yours like a man possessed. Despite how wound up you had got him you could still feel the corners of his mouth pulled tight into a little smile.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.” You laughed, feigning innocence as his hungry lips moved to your neck, placing sloppy, open mouthed kisses to your delicate skin.
“You know. Exactly. What you did.” His voice was barely a whisper against your skin, punctuating every few words with another needy kiss. Without you even realising it, he had managed to back you up against the huge conference table, one strong arm on either side of your body, fencing you in. Your little chuckle at how needy Bucky had become quickly turned into a gasp as his teeth grazed your neck gently. It was true though, you had known exactly what you were doing during your last mission briefing in this same room, only minutes before.
While Fury had been briefing you, Steve and Bucky about your next mission, you had been teasing Bucky under the table. It had started innocently enough, with your hand just resting on his knee but it didn’t take long for your hand to wonder, tracing little shapes on his thigh with your fingertips. He had hardly noticed it at first, too focused on what Fury was saying but he started to get distracted when your hands began tracing higher, fingers digging in to the firm muscle of his thighs over his jeans. He had shot you a confused look but you refused to look at him, running your fingers over the rapidly tightening denim on his crotch instead. Bucky had just sat back in his chair and smirked, knowing that Fury was wrapping up and that he would be able to get you back soon enough. Unfortunately for him, right before Fury dismissed you all, Maria Hill burst through the door with some new information, meaning you had to hang about for an extra half hour while she and Fury discussed how best to proceed. Your torment on Bucky became relentless with everyone else distracted. You had been able to get him completely hard, squeezing his thick cock through his jeans, leaving him doing his very best to stifle the little moans that threatened to spill from his lips. The real torture came when you leaned forward, knowing that Fury, Maria and Steve were all deep in conversation, pressing your lips to Bucky’s ear.
“Gonna suck you so good when we get out of here. I’m dying to have that huge dick down my throat.” You had breathed so only Bucky could hear while still massaging him through his jeans. After what felt like a life time for poor Bucky, your mission plan was updated and everyone else filed out, leaving you in the conference room with an exceptionally wound up boyfriend. That was how you had ended up in the position you were in now, with Bucky desperate and needy.
“You that much of a slut for my cock you couldn’t even wait until the meeting was over? You gonna put that filthy mouth to good use or what?” Bucky asked with a confident smirk that could’ve made your knees weak.
“Of course Sargent.” Came your little giggle, making him huff out a moan in response, loving how his title fell from your lips. You sank to your knees in front of him, looking up at him through your thick lashes as you quickly unbuttoned his jeans, unzipping his fly and pulling the fabric down his legs. His boxers were tented deliciously, his erection so close to your face it made your mouth water. He couldn’t help but cup your face lovingly with both his huge hands, drawing your attention to the damp spot in the front of the material where his precum had soaked through. Tentatively, you reached up, pulling the boxers down to join his jeans, noting how his cock sprung free. Bucky didn’t miss how you licked your lips at the sight in front of you, loving how obsessed you were with his size. Everything about him was essentially perfect to you but you couldn’t deny he had to most amazing cock you had ever seen. He was long and so damn thick, perfect blue veins popping along his length, precum making his swollen tip slick.
“You gonna unbutton that blouse for me a bit doll, wanna see what you’ve got on underneath.” He coaxed, metal thumb stroking lovingly along your cheekbones. You nodded and worked at your buttons quickly, undoing the top three, pulling the loose material away to expose the black lace bra you had chosen that morning. Bucky hummed appreciatively, your hands trailing up his huge bare thighs before grasping his stiff cock, pumping it a couple of times, making the super solider’s breath hitch in his throat. You had hardly even touched him yet and he still looked absolutely wrecked, his lips were so plump and slick from their assault on your neck and his eyes so dark with need.
“May I taste you Sargent?” You asked quietly, voice barely above an innocent whisper, eyes trained on the bead of precum gathering at his tip as you stroked him.
“Yes baby doll, you may.” He smirked, trying to stay composed as your lips wrapped around his tip, tongue sliding over the slick head of his cock, the salty taste of his precum filling your mouth. He couldn’t help the little strangled moan that you tore from his throat as your tongue flicked sinfully against him.
“Feels so good baby doll.” He managed to groan out, head thrown back in pleasure. “Sweet little mouth feels like Heaven. God, can’t wait to be buried in the back of that throat. Gotta work you up to that though angel, can’t let you take too much at once.” The filth he spewed while you sucked him always had you clenching your legs together to stifle your own need. While Bucky was always vocal in bed, he was most talkative when you were giving him a blowjob, needing to make sure you knew how good you were making him feel. “Pretty mouth is so hot and wet for me angel, nearly feels as good as that little pussy of yours, sucking me so good princess, doing so well for me.” He praised, making you push your head down to take more of him down your throat. You loved seeing him like this, his huge body completely at your mercy. You knew he’d do anything you asked when he was like this so long as you promised to keep working him with your tongue. Looking up at him, you pulled in a deep breath through your nose before taking as much of his length in your mouth as you could. A strangled cry left his parted lips, flesh fingers twisting in your hair, doing his absolute best not to thrust against your mouth until you were ready. You pulled back, swirling your tongue around the tip so you could catch a breath before sinking back down once more.
“Shit toots, you feel amazing, you know that? It’s like that mouth of yours was made to suck my cock. Can hardly fuckin’ think straight angel. You see what you do to me? Got me so worked up.” He encouraged, your hand pumping the rest of his length that couldn’t fit in your mouth. As you pulled back up, a thin trail of saliva connected his dark tip to your lips, drawing another moan from him. “Look so beautiful like this baby, such a pretty little thing on your knees for me. My slut just can’t help herself, can she? Bet you spent that whole briefing soaking through your panties just thinking about my cock.” Somehow the little degradations he threw at you in the middle of the praise made you even wetter than you were before.
“Love your cock Sargent Barnes, need it so bad. Need to taste you, wanna feel you cum down my throat.” You gasped out before sinking back down on him, pumping your hand in time with your mouth.
“Is that right doll face?” He beamed, sounding like he was barely holding it together. You hummed out a little moan in response and he gave you a filthy smirk, gripping the back of your neck to press you down gently on his cock. “Ah ah ah toots, don’t talk with your mouth full. You know I taught you better than that. Look so pretty with a mouth full of cock, such a good girl, taking me so well sweetheart.” His little praises only encouraged you to suck harder, working him for all you were worth.
“Shit doll, so close, jus’ like that princess.” He mumbled after a few minutes but before you could help him finish, you heard the distinct sound of heavy footsteps approaching the door. Bucky rushed to pull his jeans up, sitting down in a chair while you hid under the conference table. Neither of you would’ve had time to dress yourselves back up, your blouse was still hanging open, as were his jeans but with you tucked under the table, no one would ever see the disheveled state you were both in. Bucky ran a hand through his long hair as the door opened, pulling in a shaky breath to steady himself.
“There you are Buck, I was looking for you. Wanted to run through the extraction plan with you one more time.” You heard Steve’s voice boom from the door, praying Bucky would be able to convince him to leave. Your heart pounded in your chest thinking about how Bucky didn’t have many good options for excuses right now. He couldn’t say anything that would make Steve suspicious, or make him come close enough to notice his undone jeans.
“Now isn’t really the best time Steve, maybe later?” Bucky suggested, praying the dark flush of his cheeks wasn’t as obvious as it felt.
“Don’t worry, it’ll only take a minute.” Steve promised, closing the door behind him and taking a seat at the other side of the huge table. Steve started to discuss everything Fury had run through with the three of you, making sure he had all the details right. Bucky was practically twitching in his seat, the sharp edge of the orgasm he had been so close to was beginning to fade. Steve just kept talking, barely even taking a pause to breathe, with Bucky giving very little input, keeping his hands clasped tightly in front of his open trousers. You knew you absolutely shouldn’t make this any worse for him but God, the thought of getting caught by Steve was actually quite exciting. Without taking the time to talk yourself out of it, you reached up and swatted Bucky’s hands from the front of his jeans, carefully untucking his hard cock. Inching forward on your knees, you settled between his spread legs, ignoring the warning look he was giving you. After a few gentle kitten licks to his tip, you forced his whole length as deep down your throat as you could manage, drawing a little hiss from the massive super soldier.
“You okay Buck?” Steve questioned thoughtfully, looking up from the file in front of him. You didn’t need to see him to know he probably had an eyebrow raised in concern.
“Yeah, ‘m fine.” Bucky choked out, trying to gather his thoughts enough to ask Steve a question about the mission, hoping it would draw his attention away your actions under the table. Your mouth was absolutely relentless on Bucky, licking, sucking, teasing, bobbing your head as quickly as you could without letting out too much noise. You knew under any other circumstances, the way you were working him would have had him cursing, head thrown back in pleasure as he practically fucked your face. Now though, he was completely at your mercy, trying to desperately stifle his filthy moans.
“Ah, sh-shit.” The huge dark haired soldier gasped softly, bucking his hips against your mouth, forcing your head down hard on his cock. You took everything he gave you, staying silent under the table.
“You sure you’re okay Bucky?” Steve questioned, sounding more worried than he had been the first time he had been forced to stop running through the mission plan. Bucky was practically lost in the back of your throat but he somehow managed to give a nod convincing enough to make Steve drop it. “But yeah, like I said, we really should consider moving in from the East, it would give us more cover and…” Steve continued, driving Bucky almost to distraction. He was right on the edge again, ready to cum any second and you were determined to make him, knowing he’d absolutely destroy you for it as soon as Steve left.
You gave it everything you had, bobbing your head in time with your hand as quickly as you could, Bucky knew what you were trying to do and did his absolute best to think of anything other than how good your hot little mouth felt but after he hit the back of your throat and felt you gag around him, your throat closing around his cock, squeezing him just right, he started cumming, with no end in sight. His orgasm was so intense after being practically edged earlier, feeling the shocks right to the very tips of his flesh fingers. Both hands were tangled in your hair, holding your head against him as he filled your mouth with rope after rope of hot cum, his huge body shuddering, hips grinding ever so slightly as he fucked himself through his orgasm. You swallowed everything he gave you except for one little dribble that had managed to escape your mouth. After pulling off his cock with a gentle pop, you took your thumb and collected the little drop of cum gathered at the side of your lips, sucking it into your mouth. The way he looked down at you, you knew you were going to be absolutely ruined by the end of the night, there was no doubt about that. His huge dick hadn’t even softened at all but you were used to that, it was one of the many perks of dating a super soldier. You tucked his still hard dick back into his jeans and buttoned him up, neither of you even noticing Steve hadn’t said anything in a good few minutes until Bucky looked up and saw him watching his friend expectantly.
“Think I’m having some tummy trouble Steve, not feeling great.” Bucky sounded so sincere, you had almost believed him. You smiled to yourself, noticing how easily he was able to come up with an excuse when your mouth wasn’t taking him to heaven and back.
“Oh okay, no worries, we can pick it back up later if you’re feeling better.” Steve nodded, gathering the papers together and tucking them back into the file.
“Thanks man, I’ll text you.” Bucky agreed and Steve nodded, turning to leave, closing the door behind him. Bucky hardly even waited to hear the soft thud of Steve’s footsteps before pulling you by your still open blouse from under the desk, pushing you back so you were sitting on top of it. “What the fuck was that?” He hissed, his mouth, biting roughly at your collarbones before you even knew what was going on. “You just couldn’t wait, could you? Dumb little slut couldn’t go without my cock for ten fucking minutes. Just had to make me cum then and there? And you swallowed it all too? Greedy little cumwhore.” His words went straight to your cunt, already throbbing, practically dripping with need. “You’re not even gonna believe how many times I’m gonna make you cum, toots. You’re gonna be begging me to stop. You wanna be bad like that, I’ll make you regret it.” Without thinking, he pulled both sides of your blouse apart, sending buttons flying everywhere. His lips were all over you after that, both hands cupping your breasts through the pretty lace bra, mouth sucking dark hickeys over your skin.
After what felt like a lifetime, both his hands met at your back, unclasping your bra and pulling it off you to lie discarded on the floor with your blouse, hands then moving to unbutton your trousers, sliding them down your legs. “Gonna teach you a lesson doll.” His breath was hot against your neck, metal fingers trailing teasingly over your black lace panties. “Gotta teach you too much pleasure isn’t a good thing.” You gasped quietly, rutting against his fingers, loving how they nudged your clit just right. After being neglected for so long, even the slightest little touches felt amazing. “See? You’re still trying to fuck yourself against my hand. Just can’t get enough can you? Stupid little slut, just you wait. Gonna have you screaming. Right here on this table. Don’t care who sees. Cause you didn’t care either, did you doll? Didn’t care that Steve could’ve caught us? Just so long as you got a big load of cum shot down your throat.” Bucky only got filthier, encouraged by your needy whines and how your fingers were grasping his red top that you loved so much, drawing attention to the fact you were practically naked in front of him while he was still fully clothed. The realisation sent a shiver down your spine, making Bucky chuckle lowly in your ear.
“Please Bucky, I’m sorry.” You whimpered, feeling like you had been teased enough.
“For what toots?” He asked softly, holding your chin in his flesh hand while you rutted against his metal one.
“For being a little cumslut. I’m s-sorry I just… Needed to make you feel good.” You admitted, hoping he would take pity on you.
“Oh baby doll, it’s okay, I’m not mad at you. That perfect mouth did such a great job. But I still gotta teach you your lesson. You can’t pull shit like that and expect to not get punished.” He soothed and you nodded weakly in agreement. Without saying anything further, he plunged one metal finger roughly into your needy hole, making you squeal out. Without even giving you time to adjust to the first one, he pulled it out, thrusting back in with another. He knew how much you loved the metal fingers, enjoying how much heavier and thicker they felt inside you but you always needed some time to get accustomed to the stretch. You weren’t getting that luxury today though as he began to thrust them in and out of you roughly, tearing harsh sobs from your throat.
“Buck slow down please!” You squealed grasping his metal wrist, his eyes completely trained on the two metal digits slipping in and out of you effortlessly.
“Colour doll?” He asked, reluctantly tearing his eyes away from your needy pussy to your pretty face, absolutely adoring how it was already screwed up in pleasure.
“Green, so so green.” You gasped as he switched to a curling motion inside you, rubbing against your walls deliciously. “Ah, right there Buck, right there!” Your little gasps fuelled him, making him curl against you even faster.
“Oh baby, do my fingers feel that good? You’re close already toots, I can tell. You’re soaking my fucking hand babydoll, ready to cum already. Do it toots, cum for me. Gonna absolutely ruin you.” His voice was low and gravelly in your ear, fingers working you through the most intense orgasm. You ground yourself wildly on his hand, moaning quietly into his broad shoulder, unable to focus on anything except the sight of his fingers buried deep inside you. “So so pretty like that baby, did so well for me.” Bucky praised, fingers continuing to rub your walls even after you had come down from your high.
“You got another one in you doll? You’d better, cause I’m gonna make you keep cumming ‘til I think you’ve learned your lesson.” You squirmed under his touch but you couldn’t believe how wet you had become, thighs soaked with the evidence of your last orgasm as he tore another one from your body. The feeling of his metal palm grinding against your clit and his two fingers working inside you was only heightened by the fact you had already cum just a few minutes ago. “That feel good babydoll? You cumming on my fingers again? Silly little slut, you’re loving this aren’t you. Don’t worry doll, gonna keep going ‘til you can’t think of anything but me.” He hissed softly, rubbing you through the aftershocks of your second but equally intense orgasm. You didn’t even know it was possible to have two orgasms in such quick succession.
“Jesus Bucky,” you whimpered, trying to stay still despite how oversensitive you had become, knowing if you tried to pull away, he would force another orgasm from you as punishment. Without saying a word, the soldier pulled the metal digits from your pussy, keeping eye contact with you as he sank to his knees in front of you, holding your thighs apart.
“Well baby doll, I didn’t think you could get any wetter but look at that.” He hummed, index finger of his flesh hand trailing lazily over your dripping core. “Such a pretty picture like this doll, wish I could stay down here forever.” He trailed his head up the inside of your thigh, his nose tickling your sensitive skin, slight dusting of his stubble almost burning you. “Mhm, smell so sweet for me doll. Bet you taste even better.” Before you could even register what he had said, you felt his tongue swipe up you in place of his finger. You gasped out, clutching his long dark hair, feeling his tongue absolutely everywhere at once. His broad tongue was pressed flat against you, lapping up your sweet juices but neglecting your clit, which you were thankful for in the meantime. His filthy moans only added to your pleasure, knowing he was truly loving licking up the mess he had made of you. It didn’t take him long to begin probing your needy hole with his tongue, pushing into you gently, groaning lewdly at the feeling of more of your wetness coating his tongue. “You’re the gift that keeps on fuckin’ giving.” He laughed quietly before going back to lapping at your pussy like a man starved. It didn’t take you long to get worked up once more under his skilled tongue, your body telling you it couldn’t handle more pleasure but craving it all the same.
“More Bucky, please, little harder.” You whimpered, pulling his head impossibly closer to your core. He chuckled deeply in response, pressing his lips to your swollen clit and sucking harshly, making you practically scream. “Shit, shit, shit!” You chanted, curses falling from your mouth like a prayer as he sucked on the sensitive nub, tongue flicking over it at the same time. Without removing his mouth from you, he shifted his flesh hand from your thigh, two fingers slipping into you again as he continued to suck brutally. He couldn’t remember his cock ever being this hard before. He was so hard it hurt but the look of complete and absolute pleasure on your face would have kept him neglecting his own needs for the rest of his life if it meant you stayed exactly how you were right then. Your hips were grinding against his face, practically using his tongue for your own pleasure, letting the drag of his fingers ease you into a third orgasm. This one had you screaming, clenching your trembling thighs around his head, unsure if you needed him to stop or give you more. Your head was flung backwards, back arched, arms braced on the cold wooden conference table as you rode out your high on the soldier’s unrelenting tongue. You were a babbling mess by the time Bucky chose to stop, the pleasure completely overwhelming you.
“Holy shit doll, you did so good for me.” His voice was so much softer, smiling at you lazily, his chin glistening with your juices as he brought himself back up from between your legs. You were thankful he allowed you a few moments to cling to him, comforted by his racing heart and familiar scent. “What’s wrong sweetheart, was that too much?” He quizzed softly, cradling your head close to his chest in his huge metal hand. You paused a moment before shaking your head no. “Good. Cause I know my good girl has one more left in her, doesn’t she? Jus’ know you can give me another orgasm and then I’ll know you’ve learned your lesson, sweet baby.” He cooed, looking down at you like you’d offered him the entire world.
“I don’t know Buck, ‘m tired.” You whined quietly, still throbbing from the last three unbearably powerful orgasms he had ripped from your body.
“Colour babydoll?” He asked quietly, still holding you tenderly like you were the most delicate piece of porcelain.
“Green Buck, I can do one more.” You nodded weakly.
“Gonna give me everything you’ve got toots? So so proud of you, just knew you’d be a good girl for me.” He soothed, unbuttoning his jeans once again. You whimpered even just at the thought of the pounding you were about to receive, somehow still ready for it even though your body was exhausted. Bucky didn’t take any time to prepare, pressing against you until your body gave in and accepted him. He hissed out at the squeeze of your walls around him, unable to think of anything but how wet you were.
“So fuckin’ perfect for me angel. Can feel your little pussy throbbing ‘round me. You know how good you are, taking all this for me? My best girl.” He hoped his words would distract you from the painful stretch of his cock inching into you. “You doing okay baby?” He asked, cupping your face once more. The pleading look in your eyes as you nodded made him weak. “Need you to use your words toots.” He whispered, finally fully seated inside you.
“Mhm, ‘m good.” You managed to whimper making him chuckle deeply, pulling back out until just his thick tip was left inside you before thrusting back in. And god did it make you groan.
“My sweet baby, did all the pleasure make you dumb? Did ya think I was just gonna let you have all that fun under the desk and not ruin you afterwards? Maybe next time you’ll think about the consequences before you do something silly like that.” He had established a decent pace while he had been growling in your ear, making you feel every last ridge and swollen vein of his dick. Your whines were weak, almost pathetic as his cock sank back into you, every thrust seemed more electric than the last. You almost hated how aroused you still were, completely torn between needing him to stop and needing him to give you more.
“Buck please,” you pleaded softly, biting into the thick muscle of his shoulder as he sped up his thrusts, clearly having neglected his own need for far too long.
“ ‘S okay baby doll, I’ll take care of you. Lemme look after you toots, gonna make you feel so fuckin’ good. You trust me, yeah?” He gripped your chin in his flesh hand, never once slowing down his thrusts. You could only nod, lips parted to let your little needy sobs escape as his metal fingers slipped back between your bodies to rub your clit once more. “You hear how wet that little pussy is? You hear how bad you needed this? You’ve been so good toots, so so good. Can’t get enough of this sweet pussy. So lucky my best girl is such a little whore for me. Couldn’t love you more doll, I swear.” This man was absolutely relentless. If you still had the mental clarity, you would probably have questioned whether his hands or his mouth were making you feel more sinful, but in that moment, you just didn’t care. “You gonna finish just one more time for me, sweets?” He questioned, a thin sheen of sweat evident on his forehead. You did your best to nod your head yes in spite of yourself, arching your back and letting out the lewdest moan as his fingers sped up against you.
“Good girl, such a good girl. Knew you’d be so good for me. Give it to me baby, stop holding back doll, cum for me.” He whispered, barely any louder than a growl against your neck. His breath was so hot and the whole room smelt like him, making your head swim. Your fourth orgasm had your legs shaking, Bucky fucking you through every last wave. The noises Bucky tore from you were nothing short of screams, curses mingled in between cries of his name.
“Yes, just like that toots, perfect, ah, fuck.” Bucky gasped before his hips began to stutter, fucking you full of cum. He was kind enough to still inside of you, not fucking you too hard through your aftershocks, knowing it would be almost painful if he did. You both clung together, bodies sweaty and spent, your chest heaving as Bucky finally pulled out, a little dribble of cum leaking out of you.
“Such a pretty sight.” Bucky whispered lovingly, kissing your forehead then stepping back to take in the result of all his hard work.
“Can we sleep Buck, please?” You asked quietly, looking forward to one of those blissful naps in Bucky’s arms.
“Course baby, anything you want.” He agreed with a little smile, dressing himself before helping you make yourself look as presentable as possible for the short walk back to your room. He was so gentle, even taking the time to find all the buttons that had popped off your blouse, knowing you would probably want to sew them back on. Bucky helped you off the conference table and onto your feet, your legs feeling almost numb. He helped you out the door, closing it behind him before a voice from down the hall made you both jump.
“ ‘Tummy trouble’ huh Buck?” Steve chuckled, arms crossed and one eyebrow raised in disapproval.
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picklesgrowontrees · 3 years
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I REALLY NEED TO GET THIS OUT OH MY LORDDDD
first off, thank you to the writers room people the new video was a banger! Also, Thomas’s acting is getting better and better every day
I am just barely holding off on screaming about everything into my pillow and I’m most likely going to hyperfixate on this for the next month but here are some things I need to point out from the Special:
Thomas, you lost an excellent opportunity to say “it sure feels like a dream….come true!” In your opening scene.
Our favorite boys with all of our favorite nicknames in their bios —🥺🥺🥺
Roman, are you okay? Your makeup be on fleek tho
Virgil = Rocket Raccoon x100
“My bestie, Patton” Janus omfg he’s your husband
THEY KNOW HIS NAME! LOGAN CALLED HIM JANUS!!!
Also, Logan—nice. So proud of you. I cant believe you learned a new word today
Janus is literally out-drama-geeking Roman. I never knew that was possible.
Excuse me what was that you said about eyeshadow? Janus is teasing Virgil about his purple glitter. Virgil reacts like a violent caveman
I’m…pretty….sure….that Remus…doesn’t, have his pants on backwards???? Maybe??? In any case👌 his bosom is emblazoned
‘Whose hand is that? Jesus’ —also, what. Thomas you should run
Janus you passive agressive bitch we all know you literally made that sandwich for Patton
LOGAN—calm down with the size of your glass man, I’m pretty sure that’s enough wine to kill a small child
Thomas you’re really killing me with the angst JUST LISTEN TO LITERAL LOGIC FOR 1 MINUTE
So Remus found the mindspace, huh? Alright y’all, time to throw every single fanfiction involving the creativitwins’ split kingdoms into the canon garbage can
#deviousgaming4life #gotem #secretlife
FUCKEMUP PISSY! I-I MEAN PRINCEY! YOUR SWORD JUST GOT A MANICURE THO
A-huh,A-huh, now say that again, but slower Virgil
I really can’t look at Virgil transforming into a puppet the same way again after those bloopers 💀
Seriously, guys.😤 Everyone who's here at my awesome party...🍾🎉 🤪this huge crowd of people that's definitely here right now...Somebody😠🤫 broke 😩my grandma's👵 vase✨✨🏺✨✨And that was the last thing she gave to me... before she died!!!! ☠️I swear 🔫😀to all things football ⚽️?🏈? AND/OR skateboarding... 🛹 …that I will find you….🪓🗡⚔️🔪😁Don't make me cry these incredibly manly 💪🏻🧔‍♂️tears! Anyone can speak up here 👀and be a part of this scene. 👀👀👀Especially those of us who aren't imagined🙂and... are actually here on the stage.🧨
The angst is packing in hard, TheatreMan.
Virgil you bastard😂😂 I demand a petition for Janus to have a solo number, and I would very much like to see the raw caught-in-4K footage of Janus dancing and hyping up Virgil for the lie song in the background
Remus you bastard😂😂
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*ahem* ✍️📝 “Scare-amore”? Amore as in Amour? Amour as in Love in Spanish? We can’t escape the prinxiety
I swear they all had to restrain Remus from saying something rated r about Nico
Don’t worry Virgil you’re not the only one. Thomas being straight is one of my sleep paralysis demons
So that’s why Janus wears a hat. How many fanarts are we gonna get of Janus with a hamster? Like, what do you say, 500? Thousand?
Virgil is a mood. Except mine is an endless script in my notes app. So classy
(Edit) Roman is not okay. And neither am I
Janus is still salty about the others’ wardrobe upgrades
Did no one else notice the way that Roman said virgil’s name? I swear the prinxiety
Virgil I think you want to set the type of goal Remus was going for…at the beginning of his idea anyways. Praise, man
So—let me get this gay. Patton wants to be married to Logan. I can feel the love tonight
Logan I do not blame you for your wine glass update, where can I get me one of those?
Also—Virgil is the cousin because Remus and Janus are the aunt and uncle so they are LITERALLY HIS PARENTS OMG
Janus I’m scared and terrified and afraid and terrified what more do you want
The Roman series. Is in fact; a Prinxiety Dungeons and dragons AU fanfiction. I could not be happier 
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poochiray · 2 years
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The week of February 27th
So this week has been pretty busy for me.  I had work, for one.  Then just being general mom.  Plus, I also play World of Warcraft and I raid competitively on two different raid teams.  And there just so happens to be a new raid tier released...so yeah.  Y’know what that means?  I gotta spend most of my free time in game, getting my toons up to par or actually raiding.  I literally raid every day except Sunday.  Is it nuts?  Yes.  But I’ve been doing it all expansion, and I can’t just quit now.  Especially for my secondary team, given I’m now an officer in that guild.  
So yeah.  This doesn’t really lend me to much time to watch/read stuff.  But I still managed a few things.
Watching
Not Me  GMMTV OFFICIAL​​
Ya’ll.  I succumbed.  I’m sorry.  I just couldn’t anymore lmao.  My anxiety has been through the roof and I needed something to distract me.  So I literally watched all 11 episodes in two days, and I don’t regret a thing.  I had heard nothing but praise for this show, and it certainly met every expectation I had.  The only negative thing I’d say about it was it seemed like the episodes were so short!  I just wanted more lol
This show has one of the best stories from any BL I’ve watched.  And I just love the general aesthetic it has.  The gritty, dirty look.  I didn’t think it’d suit such an adorable actor as Gun but no.  It’s perfect.  Then there’s our cast of characters, all of whom I absolutely adore.  I loved First in The Shipper, but he’s just as cute here playing one of the gang members.  He makes Yok’s relationship with Dan 🔥  Like those two literally made me scream.  Yok has some of the best fucking flirty lines and I’m here for it.  I’ve developed a cop kink.  So thanks for that guys.  They are just too much. 😩
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So, hot ass side couple.  Great story, great visuals.  Then let’s get to the main drawing factor for me and that’s OffGun of course.  Literal perfection.  We all know these two have the chemistry, years of practice, whatever.  And it’s quite apparent in just how they fucking look at each other.  Especially the first look we get of Sean.  Like Jesus, dude.  You can kill a man looking that way. 
So Sean and Black have this sort of frenemies relationship.  They are friendly enough in that they are in the same group, but they certainly don’t like each other.  And poor White, who’s impersonating Black, just has to balance between being his brother and himself.  Like, he can’t be 100% Black because he has moral dilemmas with that, and he’s a little softie at heart.  Then enter a “there’s only one bed” moment, and Sean slowly changes his tune regarding Black.  It’s wonderful watching Sean realize just what exactly is going on, and their feelings for each other just feels inevitable.  Just too much chemistry to simply ignore it. 
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Then we get the angsty bit of Black waking up and taking his life back.  Finding out his brother got with Sean (as him) and just...yeah.  That scene in episode 10 was so fucking heart breaking.  But you know in the beginning, that some shit is gonna go down when Black wakes up.  I just wasn’t expecting it to be that...I dunno.  Violent?  Depressing?  Awful?  But it really did help hammer in just the stark difference between the twins.
And that brings me to Gun.  Like dude, wtf.  How can he play both brothers so convincingly that I know immediately that’s Black--or that’s White.  Gun gave me fucking chills with his portrayal of Black.  Literal chills.  I mean, I always thought this little guy was talented..but his acting in Not Me is just next level.  
Anyway...all in all, great series so far.  I’m excited for the next episode for tomorrow.  Definitely a top BL for my list.           
KinnPorsche Official Trailer  Be On Cloud
Why the hell am I putting a trailer here?  Um.  Yeah.  This fucking thing literally broke the internet.  And I’m still not over it.  I’ve watched it at least 8 times already and send help, please.  I’m obsessed.  I loved it so much I sent it to my sister and husband.  Husband still hasn’t watched it.  I think the thumbnail alarmed him lmao.  But yeah.  I’m happy there’s gonna be another BAMF gays show I can watch after Not Me.  This one looks hella amazing.  
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And well, the only other things I ended up watching this week was an episode of TharnType 2, Enchante, and the latest Cutie Pie episode 3.  Not really a lot to warrant much to talk about.  I’m just really loving how Cutie Pie’s pace is on their story.  It doesn’t feel too slow or boring.  And I’m so excited to watch the moment Kuea realizes he actually was drunk making out with Lian. 🤣
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legowolas · 2 years
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Soooooo, I watched Spider-Man No Way Home yesterday,, I'll put my thoughts under the cut 🤔
I'm pretty sure this is literally the first new Marvel movie I've watched since AMATW??? Hakdhsd
And I only came for ANDREW GARFIELD MY BELVOEDRBELOVED BELOVED BELOVED BELOVED BELOVED
AND HE DID NOT DISAPPOINT
Truly he came back with a VENGEANCE to make Spider-Man AS gay as possible. And he succeeded 😌
Also he spent literally over half his screen time crying. And I mean, I loved it, but also it made ME want to cry 😭😭😭
I don't think my joints will ever be happy until he SWEEPS me off my feet and cracks them like he did for Tobey Maguire Spider-Man 😔
Was vv disappointed with how little he was in the movie though. I'm not sure what I expected but I was waiting for him to arrive for SO LONG
But literally every second he was on screen for was perfect.
Marvel should just stop making movies because they will NEVER again produce anything as good as "are you okay?" "yeah... are you okay?" "*in tears* yeah." (If you haven't seen the movie yet I KNOWWWWW this sounds like a shitty Marvel joke but it WASN'T it was an INCREDIBLY emotional moment and UGH I JUST ANDREW GARFIELD SPIDER-MAN MY BELOVED BELOVED)
Anyway this movie has proven without a shred of doubt that I am indeed heterophobic. When Andrew Garfield Spider-Man and Tobey Maguire Spider-Man are in love I'm like "wow omg good for them love wins", but when Loki is in love with Sylvie I'm like "wow this sucks she's like his siSTER love loses 😔😔😔😔". Have realised that she was not indeed like his sister, that was not the problem, the problem was the heterosexuality of it all 😩😩😩
(And yes, I know that since Loki is bisexual and genderfluid, no romance he has can actually be heterosexual, but the way Marvel executed it was just,, really bad, if you know what I mean? Like, I'm glad they finally acknowledged his bisexuality and genderfluidity, but the way they shoved it aside, and in the same breath, gave us this romance which they presented as m/f, kinda squicked me. But also, I feel the need to add that when I watched Loki, I didn't ship him with ANY of his clones, so maybe only Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire could make this normal idk. Also I KNOW that the movie established that the Peter Parkers were supposed to be like brothers but Marvel has ALREADY condoned clone-fucking and they can't go back on it now. Anyway Loki and Sylvie should have been party buddies but Andrew Garfield Peter and Tobey Maguire Peter should have kissed)
Moving on from Andrew Garfield but also staying somewhat on-topic: THEY JUST SENT TOBEY MAGUIRE PETER BACK TO HIS OWN UNIVERSE WHILE HE WAS STILL STABBED???? 😭😭😭
LIKE, SURE, HE DOESN'T NEED MEDICAL HELP OR ANYTHING
BUT WHATEVER
He was also great for every second he was on screen 😌😌😌
Anyway you know who had me GAZING at the screen with my mouth agape because I forgot how fucking gorgeous she was???? MJ.
YES SUE ME I FORGOT HOW PRETTY ZENDAYA WAS. BUT I REMEMBER NOW AND I WON'T FORGET EVER AGAIN
AND SHE AND NED WERE LITERALLY THE BEST TEAM 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 AND GOD THEY BOTH JUST LOVE TOM HOLLAND PETER SO MUCH AND HE LOVES THEM AND AAAAAHHH. I CAN'T BELIEVE MARVEL IS GIVING ME THESE FEELINGS IN 2022 😔😔😔😔
Also okay Tom Holland was good. I always act like I have something against him just because he heads my least favourite Spider-Man franchise lsjdksjd but I don't actually dislike him. He also spent a fair amount of time crying in this movie (probably almost as much as Andrew Garfield (my beloved)) which, against my will, made me 😭
Speaking of which...
AUNT MAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jk Marvel deaths don't make me that emotional anymore. Also I knew it would happen because I saw a spoiler djfkdjd. But Peter's reaction was 🥺🥺🥺 and I AM sad that she won't be in any more movies because she was magnificent
"Fresh water or salt?" "...WHAT?" "You know. Because you're an octopus." "..........." "...I assume fresh then." 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I just love her so much 😭 truly an AILF (aunt I'd like to fuck, try blocking THAT, Tumblr 😤)
Also, I can't believe I got this far without addressing this...
MCU STOP TRYING TO BE INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE. YOU WILL NEVER BE INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE. THAT'S ALL.
Anyway I stayed for both end-credits scenes, having frantically googled after the movie ended if there were two, but not knowing what they were. I was hoping for another glimpse of Andrew Garfield but was enormously let down. Anyway if Marvel thinks they're conning me into seeing another movie about Dr Strange, that's hilarious
(Also I knew Wanda had lost her accent, but I forgot just how much 😭😭😭😭😭)
Also also I think it's hilarious that literally half the cast of this movie (or possibly more, I didn't actually calculate this) were British and putting on American accents
All-in-all, my ratings:
Andrew Garfield Peter crying (and everything else he did, but it was mostly crying): ♾️/10
MJ being drop-dead gorgeous: 100000000000/10
May being AILFy: 10000000000/10
Tobey Maguire Peter being Tobey Maguire Peter: 1000000000/10
MJ, Ned, and Tom Holland Peter being an adorable team: 10000000/10
Happy and May's weird on-off exes situation??: -2/10
Overall it was better than I'd expected, but I'd still have liked more Andrew Garfield. Also I find it funny that Marvel was trying to keep it so under wraps that he was in the movie, because if I didn't know he was going to be in the movie, I literally would not have watched it. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, Marvel 😤
Everything else: 6/10
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star-puff · 3 years
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I am here to indulge,, send that director’s cut m^3 😼
ugh miss yuki i can always count on you 😫😫
alright, spoilers for after the world falls (where do we lie?) under the cut. i’m not usually one to do this but if you haven’t read it yet please do it’s my favorite fic i’ve written so far :’)
ok first off, the most obvious double meaning: the title! “lie” as in lay down/end up as well as “lie” as in deception :’)
scene 1.
and then, a flex (like this whole thing isn’t me gushing over my own thing SJDFLKSDFJ #shutupmeg 🙄🙄🙄
You meet on a day where the sky burns yellow.
It isn’t the rich gold of dawn, nor is it any further from the washes of orange, reds, and pinks of dusk so fondly remembered from the past. Sulfur-colored clouds hang above you, an overcast so bleak you feel it in every movement, every breath, where the taste of ash still lingers on the tongue.
very...studio a24 of me, if i do say so myself. the ambiance is just 🤌🤌 LMAO. i think it paints a picture of the wastelands the story opens up in very well! it sets the mood and ambiance of the world, telling the audience how the world is left after “the Fall” (which, i never really figured out what “the Fall” was but if anyone wants to make theories go ahead HAHA)
i will touch on the parallels between this scene and the final scene when i get to the final scene, but for now,
Something shifts behind you, and your hand shoots to the gun holstered at your side, its barrel pointed and ready to shoot at the face of your enemy in an instant. Three.
Only, you find yourself with a gun pointed at you as well. The man in front of you grins, his safety slowly clicking off. “And who might you be?”
you can never go wrong with a sexually charged stand off scene 😼
Tendou moves to roll up his sleeve, a mangled burn sitting where an eagle is supposed to fly, the kanji inked below too distorted to be legible anymore. You can’t breathe. 
and yes, Tendou did indeed burn off his tattoo for the mission. It’s what was necessary, to really sell his defection. we will touch on this later.
scene 2.
SUGA 😩😩😩 OH HOW WRONG YOU WERE....
scene 3.
“Half the information on here is wrong,” Tendou begins, matter-of-fact. “Not that there’s much on there to begin with—I’ve never seen an entire profiling with so little information in my life, not even when I was with the Eagles.”
tendou, tendou, tendou....you conniving little bitch 💔 it’s the way tendou came into karasuno under the guise of being their intel but instead was just feeding them false info while simultaneously giving shiratorizawa karasuno’s info. advantages of being with a member of Intelligence 💔
it’s actually this exact reason why shiratorizawa was able to find where their base was and ambush them at the end :’)
“Hey wait!” Tendou says, shooting out of his seat. metal on metal scrapes against the floor, stopping you in your tracks. He looks just as surprised by his outburst as you are. “Thank you, really. I’ll remember that.”
and ok here. i’ll leave it up to the reader’s interpretation, whether or not tendou truly loved reader or if it was just a part of his act. but either way, this was the turning point. “I’ll remember that.”
and oh boy, does he.
scene 4.
this scene...<3 very small easter egg, but notice how every time he refers to daichi, he says “the general,” not “our general.” the more you know 🌈⭐
what else can i say about this scene really :’) it’s just two stupid kids trying to bake a cake and reader getting tender-hearted for a boy who she knows has secrets that hurt him :’)) he finally breaks down her last walls with that chocolatier story, making her think that she’s broken down some of his walls as well. and maybe that was all a part of the plan, who knows :’”)
despite writing Literal reader-insert fanfiction, i’ve always been extremely hesitant on writing romance. as in, if it’s not yearning or angst, i am terrified. which is why i’m happy to say that i’m quite pleased with how this kiss scene turned out. the mood swing is thick with sexual tension, you can feel their proximity with one another, if this was a movie it would be a close up of their bodies pressed together, lips inches apart. there’s a zoom in of her fingers curling against his chest, his hand on the small of her back as he pulls her closer as she gasps, eyes darting between yes or no, stay or go, and then she does one breathless nod and--
ahem.
With a small nod, you close the distance, lips meeting with a taste sweet as chocolate on your tongue.
Consequences be damned, you repeat in your head as the kiss turns heated, small gasps of air where you can fit them, hands moving from his chest to his hair as your fingers thread through his locks, frosting long forgotten on the counter.
Consequences be damned.
yeah. that.
ALSO A BONUS BAHAH:
“Don’t act like you don’t know!“ You point a finger at him, then to the bags of flour and sugar sitting on the counter. “You’re the one that suggested baking Daichi a cake for his birthday. We could have just gotten him a plant or something.”
when my beta was reading this she just commented, “a PLANT? in THIS post apocalyptic economy?” PLEASE DSJFLSDFK I LAUGHED SO HARD
scene 5.
“It’s from Shiratorizawa,” the man beside you says, his back facing you as he looks outside the window. “Reports said they were in a dispute with the Blue Castle recently, a rebel faction left over from their forcible mergence.”
oh, but how do you know, tendou dear 💔
Sheets rustle as you sit up, scooting closer to him. A finger comes up to touch his back, tracing letters onto his bare skin.
Y-o-u o-k-a-y?
ok first off, PLEASE TRACING LETTERS ON HIS SKIN THIS SCENE MADE ME BITE MY FIST AND SCREAM. secondly. she’s tracing herself onto his skin. take note of That for the next scene. and please she just.
You wish he’d be more open with you about that part of his past, especially after you’ve shared everything with him, but you know Tendou would tell you everything in his own time. Patience and waiting is a part of love, after all. Still, you touch your lips to his fingertips whispering to him. “Satori, you know you can tell me anything right?”
It’s a soft reminder, a plea.
she cares so much. she wants it to work out so so badly and. SHE REALLY DID LOVE HIM AND SHE THOUGHT HE LOVED HER TOO AND THAT’S WHAT HURTS SO MUCH ;;
The waxiness of the burn on his forearm shines in the moonlight. The motto reads Ir—s—t—le F—rce, an eagle with ruined wings. Tendou turns, half his face covered in shadows. “I know.”
andddd this bad boy. did i basically quote the entire scene? yeah! but only because i Live for short emotional bursts like this, where you can tell everything they’re saying is so quiet but poignant and its. every word and phrase said and typed holds meaning. and i just Love this section i quoted for the pure foreshadowing (hah!) that it offers. i actually did do the tracing on skin + reminder of the burned eagle on purpose.
this last paragraph offers a single drop of dread, a hint of what comes in the final scene.
scene 6.
The world is in flames.
Everything is covered in soot, dirt, and blood. You blink away the sting of smoke in your eyes, the smog suffocating your airways. Orange flickers in your peripherals lighting the dark, explosions heard from miles away as yet another sector gets bombed. Alarms blare where they are not smashed to pieces, wailing red and bright and cruel.
fun fact, in my very very first draft this was the beginning scene. in that story, tendou was Not a traitor but reader dies in tendou’s arms so. take that as you will ♥
There’s still leftover ringing in your ears, the buzz in your mind getting louder the longer you stay in this place. You inhale once, twice—
The safety of a gun clicks from behind you. A hand around your gun as well, you turn slowly. You stop breathing.
and here we go. parallels from scene 1. you’re welcome :) a stand off yet again but instead of sexual tension there’s just pain.
Behind the barrel pointed at you is Tendou, finger on the trigger, an easy smile on his face. The eagle pin attached to his jacket gleams in the firelight.
compare this to the previously mentioned:
The waxiness of the burn on his forearm shines in the moonlight. 
:)) you’re welcome. this was indeed done on purpose.
“Was it all a lie?”
Your dreams to be a chocolatier, the way your hands fidgeted when you thought a joke of yours went too far and you tried to apologize, the words and shapes you traced into my skin, did it mean nothing to you?
“Not all of it,” Tendou says, his smile forlorn. You wonder if you’ll be yet another bird burned out of his skin. “I liked you the most.”
TENDOU 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
ok real talk here. “You wonder if you’ll be yet another bird burned out of his skin.” is literally one of my favorite lines in this fic. there’s so much depth to it, the bits and pieces you’ve drawn into him, the memories you’ve become a part of, the heart you’d given him, you wonder if they’ll just be burned into ashes and dust, scarred over and illegible like the eagle that used to be on his forearm. a riddance, something that was “necessary for the mission.” 
and then he hits you with a “I liked you the most,” and it hurts more than if he’d just said he hated you. because he “liked you,” he loved you, and yet he still did this. and you want your heart to soften, you want to remember how you loved him to, but instead you remember that you’re a bird, a crow.
Karasuno were crows. They were a group of crows, a murder, a murder, a massacre, he betrayed and massacred them all. You remember the stories he told, his jokes, his laugh, his smile—you realize that they’re nothing but distorted ink on mutilated flesh.
and you come to the conclusion that not even love could save this tattered bond, relationship, whatever his betrayal had left the two of you as.
also, this is also one of my favorite lines because of the play on words. if anyone didn’t know, a group of crows is called a murder! and i couldn’t let that opportunity slip right through my fingers 😈💯
A gunshot resounds.
and finally, the end. no, i will not tell you what Actually happened bc it’s up to you to imagine how it all plays out in the end 😌 however, i will tell you this. if this was a movie, after the reader’s final line, the scene switches to a shot of the sky, smoky and red and gray. the gunshot sounds. you hear frantic flapping as a single bird flies away into the sky.
that ending is Technically canon, but again, you can interpret that as you like :)
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hooned · 4 years
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That 2gether ask game is ADORABLE. Maybe 24, 32, 11, 25, 35, 45 and 49 sweetheart?? (I want to ask everyone question!!)
hello, love!!! 💙 it is isn't it?? 🥺 a great way to release our 2gether feels..!!! ahhhhhhh.
11.Character that you think was underrated (sell us on your fave!)
hmm i'm not sure if he's underrated but i feel like we, as a society, should talk about how man & boss are literally the bestest friends ever. they are there for sarawat ever since he met tine at the concert, supports him in his quest in finding him again, calling sarawat whenever they can't come with asking if he saw the boy already. and when he did!!! they were nothing but supportive. even coming up with ig username for wat (and man opposing to lovetine lmao), pulled all the strings just so they could be together!! always behind wat in his surprises for tine!! from them fixing wat's blue tiara, and at the anniversary surprise i think it's only fitting that man and boss are there becoz!!! they know how much tine makes their friend happy!!! and just. they're goofballs but when it comes to it, wat knows he can count on his dumb friends. 🥺 and it is so so wonderful 🥺
24. Who is someone that you met because of this show/fandom that means a lot to you? (Share the love!)
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY MOOTS AND FRIENDS 🥺💙💙💙 this fandom is so so sooo full of wonderful wonderful souls. literally one of the, if not THE best fandom i've ever been into. like,, everyone is nice and we know each other by names, and we all share mutual love for the show and its actors and characters. IT'S WONDERFUL!!!
25. Your fave fan-created piece of content (fic, gif, edit, song, the list is endless…)
oh oh oh i can't piiick!!! 😩 hmm BROWSE MY 2GETHER TAG COZ EVERYTHING U SEE THERE?? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE!!! 💙 tbh this fandom is sooo full of wonderful creators for edits to gifs to fics to fanarts to songs!! u name it!! i am surrounded by talented, wonderful people. 🥺
32. Which gang would you want to be part of more: White Lion Gang or One Braincell gang?
oh oh if i would sort myself, i think i would fit in more in the one brain cell gang lmao. i mean, fong having the single brain cell in our friend group doesn't sound like a bad idea at all. (+ i would be that friend who secretly has a crush on tine but won't ever act on it because i know how happy he is with wat and tbh i ship it too. so be happy tine, i love u.)
35. What is one thing that the show taught you?
i answered this one in here my love! but another thing the series taught me ig is that love is not supposed to hinder u from your own growth. like, mantype and sarawatine taught me that love is not supposed to cage you. it's not supposed to allow you to be stuck in one place when your wings are itching to soar high. love is the wind that pushes you higher up towards your dreams. love allows you to grow not just with the person but as an individual yourself. just u know, healthy love and healthy relationships 🥺
45. Would you be on the football team, a cheerleader or in the music club?
definitely in the cheerleading club. i have a big crush on their president alright but pls don't tell. shh. 🤫
49. If you had to get deserted on an island with one of the 2gether characters, would would it be and why?
tine!! coz at least the experience will be fun?? coz tine is adorable and i have a crush on him alright. + i know someone will come and rescue us immediately because sarawat will definitely do anything to rescue tine which means i'll be rescued immediately as well. YEY!!! 💙
2gether ask game 🌿
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ragnvdnir · 2 years
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Sobbing. This is my rewritten thoughts on your diluc fic that i requested.
First of all, thank you for doing this request! I didn't expected that it was quite long, too. But it's good nonetheless :))
Note: i would also input parts that i really liked or made me cackle. And my thoughts are pretty messy tho feel free to ask me for clarifications!!
— i think the reason why lawrence!reader acts like that is out of spite, just like how Eula does but in a more outgoing version. Eula tries to act like how others perceive the Lawrence clan: prideful, arrogant and cold. She isn't really cold in her actions, it was evident that the perspective towards her family name shaped her humor and attitude to result like that. And so was reader, who is troublesome to many eyes.
+ The way that stubborn Lawrences try to stick to their ancient traditions despite the times having changed- from their unwavering arrogance and value for elegance, reader's carefree recklessness and courage attitude rebels that.
— ❤️: “Ah, I see, you are thirsting over your fiancee. Understandable, he's your soon-to-be-husband anyway.” You turn your head to your side to give Venti a look of horror.
— i was literally hyped up when jean and lisa was mentioned to be entering the tavern. Gay gay homosexual gay. About reader flirting with jean: me too. I would do the same.
— Confession = cancelled. Diluc = friend-zoned.
— ❤️: "You haven't even prepared your script yet."
— ❤️: ”Hell, he doesn't even know who is he jealous over. Is it you who can easily be touchy and affectionate to the Jean? Or is he jealous of Jean because you are touchy and affectionate to her and not to him?”
— i love how you made the jealousy happen on both sides. on the same place. around the same period of time.
— ❤️: "...that damned girl Donna." Tell me Ein if this is just you using the opportunity to roast her 😌
— ‘He's not even mine in the first place,’ You sighed.
I went in front his mansion at exactly 4:30 am on April 30 and spent 30+ wishes to hit pity on standard and got Skyward Pride. It's not as devastating as my mona c1 standard pity before, but the things i do for this man to come home-
— ❤️: “What is it?” “I like you.”
i gotta tell you that this fic is really good and better than you think it is, so Ein, i'm letting you know that i really appreciated your fic!! 😍💕 It's just difficult as an albedo kinnie to feel stuff but you know it's not only me who enjoyed your fic ;)
— 🍰.
hugs from the pain strawberry shortcake 😔
ngl i didn't expect it to be that long too😩😩 anw dw abt the messy comments, i do enjoy them😌
— oof yeah that's what i initially thought too that Lawrence!reader is just like eula but outgoing and free. i actually cant decide whether the reader would be her younger sibling or just cousin so ill just leave it up to your imaginations, but personally i like to think that reader is eula's sibling. i actually wanted to add more story of the reader being a Lawrence but i dont want it to be longer lol
— okay so i actually thought abt venti and reader being the best friends but like its gonna be long too😔
— ah yes jeanlisa😩☝️i mean no one can convince jean to go drinking unless u are lisa but are u her?🧐🧐 i am hyping up at the gfs too😌 i would flirt with jean just to see her reaction but like its all good and fun bc i wont steal someones gf *looks at lisa*
— poor diluc, got friendzone. f on the chat please 💔💔
— i did jealousy on both sides bc i wont let diluc suffer alone hehe 😼😼😼
— roast donna? oh uhm idk what are you saying *looks away* okay maybe some personal feelings were accidentally written.
the dedication u have✨✨ standard banner is shit😭 (except the time i got wgs) i am not hating on mona but i got her on c1 too when albedo's banner was around and i was devastated bc it was pity too💔💔
awwe strawberry shortcake my friend ☹️☹️ tysm for the words☹️☹️
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