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cinnabargirl · 1 year

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#looks like the earliest ill be presenting my ma thesis will be february…of next year #ive been putting sooo much work into this since literally last year #everyday ive been doing at least something like if i wasnt writing stuff i was reading books and articles #and yet i managed to finish my analyses literally last week #and i rlly hate to pile my problems onto other ppl but im certain this wouldn't have happened if my tutors didnt take their sweet time #correcting my stuff and getting back to me #thankfully the bulk of it is mostly done by now #but man 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄#im gonna have to reenroll next september and its gonna cost me something like 700€#im lucky my parents are helping me pay for this #im just frustrated is all #i need to get a job also and i think im gonna move back to my hometown bc im more tranquil here #if i do manage to snag a job in archaeology…well #idk but this masters has sucked out so much of the love i had for archaeology #like i was so determined to get into it after my degree but mannnn #idk

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annabelle--cane · 11 months

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crazy how people will say "there's a trend of bi women dating misogynistic/homophobic men who are really weird about their queerness" and follow it up with "this is bi women's fault and I should make fun of their sexual practices" instead of "bi women need more support and outreach aimed at them about recognizing domestic abuse."

#it's always 'of course she's fine with dating a man who gets icked out when she mentions her attraction to women 🙄'#and never 'oh god someone needs to tell her that's not normal and she doesn't need to accept it'#marina marvels at life

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yaksha-lover · 8 months

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You were made in the image of the angel.

That’s what Rollo believes when he spots you, a speckle of light, amongst your tainted peers. You’re truly captivating to him; one so untouched by all the disgusting, dark miasma that swarms you, swirling it’s depraved fingers through your hair.

Despite magic’s presence in your life, it’s never taken root inside of you. For that, you are beautiful; the antithesis to the wicked fae that he so loathed.

He should have known Malleus would try to corrupt you. The dragon was alluring: dark tresses spilling around his broad shoulders, his piercing green eyes, and those magnificent horns upon his head. As gorgeous and charismatic as the fallen angel himself; that was what made him so dangerous.

It’s not your fault you gave into Malleus’ temptation. Rollo knows even he could have strayed from his righteous path had he been less disciplined than he was.

Still, he can’t end the burning rage when he sees the way you’ve been seduced by that man, the mark he’s begun to leave upon you.

He calms himself for a moment.

He’ll have to deal with it. For every drop of himself that Malleus has put into you, Rollo will have to cleanse you by doing the same.

Every kiss, every nip at your neck, every skirting of hands across your thighs will need to be replaced with a touch of his own, that of a pious man.

He’s sure you’ll understand - it’s only the price to pay for salvation.

#i despise him (he consumes my every waking thought)#me writing this even tho i barely know this man (sorry if it’s ooc) 💀#idc ab canon he’s depraved and weird and wants both yuu and malleus to me 🙄#also him just being delusional and lying to himself ab his true motivations #wym he likes yuu?? no he’s only doing the ‘right thing’#rollo flamme x reader #rollo flamme #malleus draconia x reader #malleus draconia #twst #twisted wonderland #yandere #(ish)#tw: yandere

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 year

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resident evil village but ethan actually has rose with him this time and its a game changer

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one-vivid-judgment · 4 months

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The Buddy Bingo is the best addition to the series cause some of this information is just ???

• Saeko has 8 different apps on her phone to pay at stores

• Zhao has 20 pairs of the same glasses

• Seonhee cooks gyoza for everyone at the Geomijul pretty much every day

• Tomizawa's favorite food is MOVIE THEATER HOT DOGS

• Seonhee is lowkey an astrology girlie

• Joongi goes fucking nuts renting DVDs (Thank you Seonhee, very cool)

• Zhao is into gacha and a fucking whale to boot

• Nanba fought A FUCKING RACOON

• Tomi wants to run a café and go on a roadtrip with his friends and I think that shit is adorable

• Zhao wants to contact aliens

• Saeko works out lifting an 8 kilos pot

• Adachi's special skill is preparing the shogi board

• Chitose can dance. Saeko can't. Insert something sapphic

• Adachi learned flower language and how to surf to get laid

#like a dragon infinite wealth #yakuza 8 #lad infinite wealth #ryu ga gotoku #infinite wealth #eric tomizawa #chitose fujinomiya #koichi adachi #yu nanba #saeko mukoda #seonhee #joongi han #zhao tianyou #i didnt get joongi yet so idk about him #but im already ready for him to get the WEIRDEST SHIT #joongi is the biggest weirdo of the ichigang and im tired of pretending hes normal #like??? he got so SULKY and CUTE when Zhao tagged along with the others and just went #'must be nice 🙄🙄 getting all the fun for yourselves 🙄🙄'#man's gonna pack his bags and book it to hawaii out of spite im calling it

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hijackalx · 6 months

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i think what is really attractive to me about astarion’s character is that he balances his feminine/masculine traits so well.

like he can be pretty feminine with how he expresses himself (flamboyant, vain, showy) but he’s intrinsically masculine in a lot of aspects (his desires to pursue, protect, provide) and that was sooo surprising to me because usually it’s very black or white with that kind of thing— you typically get characters that are wholly masculine/feminine (or very heavily leaning on one side), not a mix of both (especially not in a man).

it just makes him feel much more alive and not so one-dimensional. it’s really a disservice to try to force him into a box by depicting him as only one or the other. let him be a silly little peacock man in peace

#for me personally it makes him so much more relatable bcz i am the same way just opposite (outwardly masculine inwardly feminine)#i remember when i first saw clips of him i rolled my eyes SOOO hard bcz i was like great here we go another little bitch boy 🙄#but he really genuinely surprised me lol in the best way #he is fr the ‘masculine in a peacock type of way’ man #MY FAVORITE 🤤🍽️🍽️#bg3 #astarion

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buttery-chaos · 1 year

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the funniest thing abt bunny to me is imagining how absurdly lovey-dovey they are with each other and everyone around them prob finds it fucking insufferable

#like man just eat your damn food 🙄#south park #fanart #my art #sp bunny #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #leopold butters stotch #leopold stotch #stan marsh #eric cartman

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scarletsp1der · 7 months

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This is not straight behavior guys

#marvel #harry osborn #peter parker #insomniac spider man #no i will not refer to harry as agent venom 🙄#parksborn

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blondieeu · 2 months

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next to you. jean k.

jean kirschten worships your body through kisses.

everytime he gets the chance to he kisses every spot on your body that he can get his hands on.

you’d think it was a sexual thing when you first hear about it but it’s not always like that.

jean kisses and rubs your feet, while you lay together to watch some new marvel movie that just came out. he does it because he remembers you saying the other day the heels you wore hurt your feet.

“do they feel better? can’t have my baby hurt on the job.”

jean kisses your shoulders when you drop your heavier bag and take your coat off, he knows how stiff they can get.

jean treats his kisses like they’re a healing ointment that only works on you. he values your time and how well you take care of yourself.

so whenever he catches you throwing on those heels that hurt you more than they look good he buys you a new pair. maybe they’re not he exact same ones and don’t look identical but they still match the same when you put on the same outfit, and they feel better to you.

or when he sees you with that god awful tote you force yourself to wear because it has the space you need for your work items he gives you the bag he originally bought for your birthday.

“take it. looks like you need it now girl”

or on a more romantic note, jean kisses down your stomach when he’s starting foreplay. doesn’t matter if it’s just a quickie or he’s making real love to you, he always does it because he knows how it gets you going.

he kisses your forehead before he leaves your shared apartment and when he comes back he kisses your lips because of how much he liked the lipstick you wore. or maybe he noticed the small frown you had on your face because your day hasn’t been that good.

blondieeu xx

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doctorsiren · 3 months

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How am I supposed to be making an angsty comic when Gregory Edgeworth won’t stop looking so hot

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #gregory edgeworth #astro boy edgeworth au #like cmon man how am I supposed to inflict emotional torment upon you when I keep drawing you being so gorgeous 🙄 gosh

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wormswurld · 4 months

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this is farleigh LMAO

#like that man would just sigh all loud like 🙄💅#like god he’s such a bitch i love him #saltburn #farleigh start #archie madekwe #saltburn 2023 #shitpost

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kazutora-kurokawa · 2 months

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Kakucho x Weak!Reader

♡ SFW + NSFW, fem reader, reader has multiple unnamed diseases, reader gets tired easily, reader takes meds, Kakucho is a gentleman (per usual), oral->fem and male receiving, soft sex, masturbation ♡

note: requested by @1dkneo 🩵

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SFW

🩷 Helps you keep track of all the medicine you take, he has a cute little chart on the wall of your bedroom to remind you

🩷 Sets your doctor appointments and puts reminders on your phone's calendar

🩷 Carries you on his back when you're too weak to walk

🩷 Cooks and cleans when you don't feel like it, he's the perfect little househusband

🩷 Drops everything he's doing to let you nap on his chest

🩷 Will literally bathe, dress, and feed you if you ask (put a ring on his finger already 🙄)

NSFW

🩷 Eats you out for hours on end, your pleasure is his pleasure (and he's lowkey greedy)

🩷 Never asks you for head because he doesn't want to inconvenience you, but if you offer then he's down for it

🩷 Takes his time when he fucks you because he wants to memorize the way you feel around his dick

🩷 Extra gentle with you and showers you with praise, you'll never go a day without hearing him call you beautiful, or gorgeous, or perfect

🩷 Respects your boundaries because he was raised right, if you're not in the mood then he'll go in he bathroom and take care of it on his own (he'll obviously be thinking of you the whole time, probably scrolling through pictures of you too)

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@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

#tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers fluff #kakucho fluff #kakucho smut #kakucho x reader #gimme this man right now 🙄 🫴🏽 c'mon hand him over #I feel weird because I haven't been active like that lol 😭 I swear I'm still here though #just lurking in the background fr 😶‍🌫️#need a man like kakucho that'll do all my work for me 😮‍💨

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wasyago · 10 months

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uhh umm uhm random stuff

#jrwi riptide #my art #sketch #ships are so hard to draw. like. that's supposed to be a brigantine but its twice the size i wanted it to be and its sad.#i guess they can have a bigger boat 🙄...#they just keep fighting and running around on their ship and it feels like there's a lot of room for activities there when there really isn #idk man #i wanted to say that i need to draw more ships but i really dont. ships suck and drawing them is 90% pain and 9% holy shit i did something #and a secret third thing.....#AND NOW that I've said it i feel the sudden urge to draw more ships. ship combat. a giant port as a background. more scenes on a ship...#fuck my life bro #also. found out in the middle of writing the ids that i misspelled both the words millennium and albatross. bruh

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 1 year

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miss dimitrescu and the sopping wet cat she found outside in the snow

#ethan winters #resident evil village #alcina dimitrescu #resi #resident evil #re8 #resident evil 8 #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #i draw this in the most unromantic way possible #i dont ship them #alcina dimitrescu would never fall in love with a.. *gags* MAN…#hes more of a little creature she found and now she finds him endearing #miss dimi: yeah him and the baby were a 2 for 1 deal so i had to get both and now im stuck with him 🙄#they r sillay #miss D and her man thing

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uncanny-tranny · 9 months

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So often, twink death is framed as a bad thing. However, the "twink death" for trans men* is frankly one of the most healing things you will bear witness to (pun intended).

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #honestly i hated being called a twink pre-t because so many people treated me like... lesser for it?#like... 'i think you are effeminate (and less of a man)... but i /guess/ you're still a man🙄! hope that helps' is how it sounded to me #and so often it seems like 'twink death' is just... fear of aging in a world that hates the realoties of the human body #i have compassion for the fear of aging however it will pretty much always be harmful to the person experiencing it...#...in that they too will age. no matter what you do to prevent aging it will still happen...#...i don't think fear is the fault of the individual - it's a systemic issue. however i think it's needless suffering...#...you certainly do not have to /like/ aging and it can truly suck at times. i just want people to think about why they fear it y'know?#anyway that's what i think motivates this apprehensive attitude about people and how they change and whatnot #though my twink death isn't me becoming a bear (in the future who knows but for now not so much)

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secondary-colorentimy · 10 months

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no cause actually how dare he 🤨😾

#fanart #twst #twisted wonderland #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #vilrook #rookvil #rule number one he should never look at another man when vil is RIGHT there 🙄

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