#caesar clown x reader

[punktactical]

LOVESICK , caesar clown

★

summary ; loving sex between two lovesick idiots.

warnings ; 18+ content , soft sex , fluff , gender neutral terms used , afab reader , p-in-v , established relationship , loser x slightly cooler loser

a/n ; i wasnt a fan of this guy before writing this but istg after this, i have been converted. im being so real rn writing this CHANGED me. anyways ! thank you @usopp-enjoyer for requesting this ! i had lots of fun writing it <333

★

★

caesar clown, a well-known scientist throughout the world. he's cruel, arrogant, sinister, and evil ! a person like him deserves no love, no affection, no nothing ! and yet, there's you, who gives all of that to him. his loving, kind, and gracious partner.

you praised and pampered him, always showering him in unneeded affection, as monet says. people call you stupid, for falling for a man like that, but you don't care. if anything, he's the stupid one when it comes to you. he might be that evil man he is, but he turns into mush once confronted with you.

caesar was a fool for you, despite the genius scientist he claims to be, he can't resist you, ever. you were divine, ethereal, unreal. he couldn't believe a person so angelic would ever fall for him.

the thing is, you were the one who fell first, he just fell harder. so when he came proposing to you to be his life-long partner in crime, how could you refuse?

you both are utterly and deeply in love with each other, there's no denying it !

★

sex with ceasar is slow, to his disappointment. he'd love to rush things and get his stress out, but you promise him that'll be much more refreshing if you take things slow. you're always right by the end of it, he feels much more relaxed and content, but he'd never admit it.

you both cuddle before, during, and after sex. it's an absolute need, for both caesar and you. he's a needy loser and you're a touch-starved mess, the only thing you two need is each other, always touching.

is there a top and a bottom? not really, you both just lay on your sides and begin feeling each other up. on rare occasion, you'll ride him, if he's feeling extra tired.

you do most of the work, considering how bratty caesar is. he demands to be satisfied first. you don't mind, you know he'll help you reach your release eventually. you'll be patient.

★

laying in bed with caesar, your faces were mere inches away from each other, hot breath fanning each other's faces. you were sliding your cunt over his throbbing cock, coating it in your slick. he hisses, hands gripping your hips. "please- just let me stick it in you already." you chuckle, running your hand across his chest, peppering it in kisses. "can you be any more un-gentlemanly?" your hand wanders to his cock, handling it with care and guiding it towards your entrance.

you slowly begin to sink yourself onto it, throwing your head back and biting your lip. ceasar quickly kisses you, groaning at the feeling of your gummy walls clenching around him. "it's fine. fuck- put the rest in later . . ." he mumbles against your lips, hazel pupils gazing into yours lovingly. "mm . . . i can take it !" sucking up the pain, you pierce yourself on his cock, squealing at the sharp thrust ceasar gives. "shit- m'sorry!! ah- feels s'good though  . . ." you huff, smiling weakly at him. you reach towards his face, kissing him again.

"gonna move . . ." you warn, before lifting yourself up and letting yourself back down, pumping his cock with your wet cunt. he grunts, his thumb rubbing circles into your hip. you continue your movement, quickly picking up a good pace. soon, squelching and skin slapping fills the room, alongside the sweet harmony of you and your husband's moaning. his thumb finds itself rubbing at your clit, making you shriek in surprise.

". . . wanna make you cum first this time- oh fuck !" you whine, capturing him back into another kiss. you both mumble incoherent things against each other's lips but it's guaranteed to be 'i love you' and lots of curses. caesar begins thrusting his hips, hoping to meet your own. you cry, throwing your head back. "no- no! wanna cum at the same time, please- my love. please, want it s'bad !" caesar nods frantically, growling in pleasure. he can hardly contain himself anymore. "fuck- m'sorry ! can't keep going, shit- i love you so much oh fuck !" luckily for him, you were just reaching your peak too.

a coil in your stomach snaps, finally releasing everything you've kept pent up and leaving you breathless. you feel your husband shake for a minute, before your filled with warm, sticky cum. you both huff, not saying a single word, before you cut through the silence with a giggle.

leaning down, you leave a chaste kiss to your lover's forehead, relishing in the way he tries to hide his lovesick smile.

★

#one piece smut #op smut #smut #one piece #caesar clown #caesar clown x reader #caesar clown smut #romantic smut #soft smut #fluff #one piece fanfiction #theyre both losers sorry #punkz postz

[pixleslutz]

Hello my sunflowers welcome to my Galintines Day Cafe

Happy Valentine’s Day my Sunflowers 💖

I originally wrote like 5 of these cause l've had a shitty week because of my "friend" of 2 years decided to break our friendship off because she accused me of something I didn't say but turned it around to make it look like I did ."friend" am I right? And a bunch of other things But enough of my life events how are you guys hope yall are doing well 💜.i locked in at like 5pm yesterday and I decided to write a few more but not all 20 something i apologize for that..the others will be written separately on another day when i feel better 💜🫡

Also you can check my pinned post on my blog for requests 💜

Words:4,929

Characters: Zoro,brook,Kidd,corazon,crocodile,sanji,robin,nami,Cesar,gojo,toji,choso,megumi

Also you might can tell that I gave up on the Valentine’s Day plot in some 😭I’m srry for that I was just so over it and it might be shitty but I tried I’m still playing around with my writing

And beware my writing will probably be ooc

But Without further ado enjoy my sunflowers

Zoro,

Ah Valentine's Day was coming to an end y/n figured Zoro forgot today was special little did she know he didn't ..you were setting on the rails of the thousand sunny overlooking the sea while everyone else went drinking you decided to stay back not wanting to bother with a hangover.. Zoro stayed back with you to keep you company "hey y/n how about you and I take a stroll around town ?"

.."sure that doesn't sound to bad " so you both walked off the sunny after about 30 minutes of walking Zoro brought you to a nice little mountain side that overlooked the sea "oh Zoro how beautiful how did you come upon this ?" ..well earlier when we were in town I kinda got lost and found this place " he said rubbing the back of his neck looking away from you .."oh and here happy Valentine's Day pumpkin " he then handed you the f/c bag of homemade chocolate .."awe Zoro did you make this just for me ?" " yeah sanji helped me a little " ..thank you babe i really appreciate this "you said and walked up to him and engulfed him into a hug after a moment you pulled back and pulled him down into a loving kiss "I love you Zoro " .."I love you too y/n

brook,

"Happy Valentine's Day y/n my lovely..I've got something very special to share with you! " .."happy Valentine's Day to you to brook my love what might you have to share?" You said as you put your book down that you were reading.."well let's just say I'm taking you on a little date " ..oo sounds fun when are we leaving?" "Whenever you want my lovely !" So you got up from your seat and told brook you were going to change really quick and then you both could head out .."alright brook im ready !" He then turned around to see you .. you were adorned in a blouse with hearts all over with black jeans and some tall combat boots "you look so beautiful y/n !" .."now let's get going " he held out his hand and you took it he quickly told the crew you two were heading out for the day ..after walking through town you both went to a restaurant and ate then stopped at a ice cream parlor and got some yummy ice cream and to conclude the evening you both went into a shop to browse around brook spotted a beautiful hair tie and ring he knew you'd like you had already looked around the whole store so you told brook to take his time that you'd wait for him outside so he quickly went back to grab both items and paid for them and got the nice lady at the counter to put it in a small box ..brook somehow hid it from you the whole time back to the thousand sunny you both stood to watch the sun set

"What a wonderful Valentine's Day don't you agree brook ?".."yes but " he then got down on one knee and pulled out the ring "but what ?"and you turned to look at him you seen that he was proposing you started crying as the crew cheered in the background "y/n will you make me the happiest skeleton in all of the world and please be my wife ?" .."yes brook yes !" He slipped the ring on your finger "now I can safely say today was a wonderful Valentine's Day Yohoho!"

Kidd,

You had been sick for a few days now and you'd hoped you'd be better by today which was Valentine's Day you wanted nothing more but to spend today with Kidd but your plans got soiled by your own immune system "curse you immune system!" A few tears fell from your eyes that soon turned to full on sobs the whole crew distanced themselves from you even your own boyfriend didn't even bat an eye in your direction .."Kidd where are you headed ?" Killer asked as he seen his friend stauntering off the ship he didn't answer he just kept walking..Kidd knew today was a special day because you had it marked on the little calendar in the kitchen so he went in a bunch of shops to pick up different things he thought you'd like so he fixed the little basket he had up looking as cute as possible not his type of thing but it was for you so it was a exception so he started his trek back to the Victoria punk but he stopped at a restaurant and ordered some food for the both of you ..when he got back he went straight to your room and barged in "y/n you up ?"...... no answer so he flicked the blanket off of you seeing you with tears falling down your face "y/n what's wrong ?" His rough demeanor crumbled when he seen you crying "well to start off everyone has been avoiding me like the plague second of all you have been avoiding me aswell and I just feel like shit because I'm sick third it's Valentine's Day and I really wanted to spend it with you but I can't " .."yes you can here happy Valentine's Day baby " he gave you the basket he prepared for you .."awe Kidd thanks for this I love you !" It was nothing baby and I love you too now let's eat so he went and retrieved a small table and a stool for him to set on and a candle after he got everything set up you both started eating after you both got done you started dozing off after you completely fell asleep Kidd cleaned up and came back and picked you up and brought you to his room and you both went to sleep

Corazon,

“hey Cora-San"law asked pulling on Cora's coat "what is it law ?" "Since today is Valentine's Day can we make y/n something?".."how sweet of you sure we can !go get the craft supplies from the closet "so law brought all the supplies they needed to make some things for you he made a few paper flowers,and a card "how does it look Cora-San ?" ..he then handed him the card ."she'll love it law good job" he handed it back and law smiled at the card "now how about we run to town real fast and get some flowers and some chocolate?" "Sounds good " so they walked into town and found a flower shop and Cora let law pick some roses for you to put with the ones he picked for you and they made a beautiful bouquet and they grabbed a box of chocolate and payed and went back home to wait for you to get home from work .. "Rosi,law I'm home !" Cora ran over to give you a hug and tripped on a book law had laying on the floor "oomph" ..law had been in his room reading when he heard you were home so he grabbed the things he made running to show you but you were busy helping Cora up "welcome home angel how was work ?" .."same old same old .how were you guys day ? "Well let's just say it was pretty fun huh law ?" Law then ran up to you both "happy Valentine's Day y/n " he gave you the homemade flowers and card and you read it "awe law you are so sweet "you then picked him up and hugged him "now for what I got you” he brought you over to the counter where the chocolate and vase of flowers were "happy Valentine's Day my angel " "Rosi this is beautiful thank you both so much "you pecked them both on the cheek and sat down and shared the chocolate between the 3 of you

Crocodile

After a long exhausting day at work my shift is finally over and I can finally go home to see my amazing husband crocodile .

I grab my bag and phone and head out as I'm leaving I wave at the secretary and tell her I'm taking my leave.

As I'm headed home I quickly send him my location  because he likes to make sure I make it home safely

. He texted back and said he was home waiting on you. You texted back and said you should be there in 5-6 minutes if you weren't home in that time period something probably happened.... (Due to you being his wife ) .(yall live 5 minutes from your job)

I pocket my phone and keep walking after walking for about 3 minutes

I get a rag put over my face and drug into and ally before I passed out I noticed that this person was one of makiyokos men that I seen on the news and are one of the cross guilds rivals.

I try my best to fight but the drug on the rag worked faster .

Timeskip to makiyokos hideout

"Boss we got her like you asked" isamu said

"Awesome now we can draw the cross guild in with her missing" his boss Akari said

As I open my eyes I see 2 men infront of me I recognize them and Aoki Akari and his #1 sato isamu

Akari speaks up and says with a laugh ... "you were the perfect target to draw the cross guild in to us.

You wondered when crocodile would notice you weren't home on time ..

A few hours go by and I started hearing gunshots.. already knowing who it was you waited patiently while still being tied to the chair...

Akari and isamu waited patiently next to you with their guns drawn waiting for whoever walked through the door

You hear mihawks voice from outside the door saying "this is the last room boss "

You sat watching in fear tears falling from your eyes .. fearing that mihawk would get shot

He breaks down the door you shut your eyes and no gun went off oh look up and see that both of their guns jammed.. what luck you thought..

Then crocodile and buggy along with mihawk walked in and buggy shot Akari and Isamus leg making them fall down ...

"You son of a bitches I thought you'd never get through my guards "said Akari

"Well they were pretty weak in my opinion said "mihawk

Crocodile then announced to buggy and mihawk to take them to the hideout

Crocodile then untied you from the chair and you immediately locked your arms around his neck and put your legs around his waist and he held you for a few seconds while you cried

Then he started walking out of makiyokos hideout headed back home

Timeskip to y'all getting home

You slept a little on the way home waiting till you were in the privacy of your own home to talk to croc

As he picked you bridal style out of the passenger's seat he took you inside and took you to the bathroom he then set you on the granite countertop and drew you a bath

You undressed yourself and got in the water he then told you to scoot up where he could get in behind you

He then asked how all this happened and you began to explain

As you were explaining he started to massage your shoulders a lil

After you finished explaining you both sat in silence for a moment then washed yourself off then got out of the tub and headed to y'all's shared bedroom

After you got dressed you walked back into your shared room croc was already dressed waiting on you in bed he throws the sheets back and pats his body and says "come here sunshine" and you layed on him and buried your face in his chest

He wraps his arms around you  and holds you for a few moments before letting go and making you look at him

He then pulls you in for the most soft kiss that was full of love

You both pulled away and he spoke up saying that you wouldn't be going out for a while without having him or  a guard by your side

He then said since it's the weekend tomorrow he was going to take you on a date

You smiled and said thank you for everything he did today and kissed him again

He smiled and said "your welcome I'd do anything for my dearest sunshine "

You asked him to sing the song my only sunshine to you and he did

You slowly drifted to sleep happy and listening to crocodile sing as he played with your hair

and after he knew you were asleep he then drifted off to sleep himself

Gojo,

Y/n had been friends with Gojo and geto for 3 years now and 2 years ago she and geto started dating y/n loved geto and enjoyed when they hung out ..but geto just dated her because of a bet he had going with some of his friends...they told him if he dated her for 1-2 years they would pay him a lump sum of money and he agreed..Gojo never found it entertaining to watch his best friend date y/n and then talk shit behind her back ..Gojo always hung out with her when geto wasn't around but she never noticed how much geto was using her ...until now you and Gojo were walking around the park because Gojo thought it would be fun to spend Valentine's Day together until you both seen geto making out with some random girl .. Gojo panicked and stood infront of you and embraced you he then went on saying..."y/n I can't keep this a secret anymore.. hell I'm sorry I even kept it a secret from you but geto is only dating you for a bet insane am I right?"... it finally hit you as to what geto was doing while he was gone is he was hanging out with this random girl he never loved you .. you hugged Gojo tighter and a few tears escaped your eyes you then let go of him and he gave you a sorrowful smile you then grabbed his hand and turned back around and asked Gojo to take you on a drive...after about 20 minutes of driving around in silence you told him you wanted to go home .. when you arrived at your house you told gojo to come in ... you both sat down on the couch waiting for geto to come in

15 minutes later

"Y/n I'm home happy Valentine's Day !... oh Gojo what are you doing here at this time ? "

"Geto tell her the truth even though I've already told her "

"Tell her what? "he said with a panicked tone

"About how you're dating her just for a bet and that you're dating another girl for real "

Geto just sighed and said "I got bored 2 weeks into our relationship and just decided to go to her she's way better anyway" and after that he left

Gojo turned to y/n and just looked at her

Y/n spoke up "I can't believe I was oblivious to the fact that he didn't love me and that he was cheating on me wow im so stupid aren't I Gojo ?"

"No y/n you aren't stupid Geto is"

"He was an absolute idiot to cheat on an amazing angel like yourself "

He then took this moment to confess

"Y/n I know you and geto just broke up or whatever but I've held this in ever since I met you "

"Y/n I love you so much please take my confession seriously and think about it ok ?"

You nodded

He got up and walked to the door and you quickly stopped him and asked if he wanted to stay for the night

He then said " ok sure anything for you my angel "

He then asked "hey don't you have a spare set of my clothes? "

"Yeah go in my room and they are on the top shelf of my closet"

He went in and got them stopping before he left your room because he spotted a picture you had on your dresser by your door .. it was a picture of you and him at the Christmas festival last year he picked it up "geto was such an idiot to cheat on you y/n don't worry I'll take care of you "he thought as he put the picture back down

He then went and took a shower

After he got out he walked to the living room to find no one

He then walked to your room where he found you laying in your bed he then climbed in and held you from behind

"My Angel whatcha thinking about hmmm??"

"everything "

He then sat you both against the headboard and set you on his lap and put your head on his chest and held you there

For once you actually felt the love you seeked

Gojo then started singing a song

You slowly dozed off before you fully fell asleep you said "Gojo thank you for today I love you "

He then looked down at you in his arms and kissed your forehead and whispered "I love you to my angel I promise to treat you with all the love and care you deserve and if your up for it I'll take you on a proper Valentine's Day date tomorrow "

And he slowly fell asleep aswell

Toji,  

You and megumi were strolling the streets of shibuya for Valentine's Day megumi mentioned you and he should go on a mother son date so you both bought some ice cream and sat outside and ate it enjoying each others company until you heard a familiar voice your ex husband toji fushiguro "y/n,megumi ?" You froze and megumis eyes widened "what are you two doing in shibuya ?" "Shit" you cursed under your breath "we're just having a mother son date why do you ask? " ."well I was on the way to your apartment to talk to you " .."oh well I guess we can go I'll drop gumi off at Gojos place " so you two headed to gojos to drop megumi off .so when you both got to your apartment Toji was the first to speak "y/n I know I shouldn't have left you for 5 years because of my shitty job but I just recently found out that I had a son so I decided to give up that life to try and reconcile with you and be here for both you and megumi " .."it'll take some time for me to accept you again but you can rent an apartment next door and come visit but I'm not gonna let you in my heart again that easy got it ?" .."100%clear got it " then there was a ding at the door you got up seeing that it was Gojo "hey y/n I have to go on a mission for a week can you please babysit yuji for me ?" .."sure Gojo no problem.im sure megumi will enjoy that aswell huh megs?" He knoded holding onto gojos pant leg obviously nurvous of the strange man setting in the living room ..so after Gojo handed both kids over to you ..you introduced Toji to him and megumi didn't like his vibe at all so he just walked off with yuji in tow .."well looks like megumi won't crack that easily huh ?" ..."looks like it ..welp i better get going where i can pack my stuff and move in soon ..I'll see you in a week  ..adios " and then he left and you went to start cooking dinner for you and the 2 kids

Choso

As y/n sat down to do a makeup look for Valentine's Day just for fun but her boyfriend choso walked in and sat behind her on her bed

As y/n finished the last touches on her makeup she turned around and asked choso how it looked

"It looks amazing sweetheart but i want you to do mine now" he said as he looked you in the eye and crossed his arms thinking you wouldn't

"Of course babe I'll do your makeup "

He then smiled

You told him he needed to relax his face and he did as he was told

You picked up some Foundation and applied it to his face

After you blended it out you then grabbed some concealer and applied It

After you got the base makeup put on

You moved on to eyeshadow and eyeliner

After you got that put on and perfected you smiled and said all done

But then you thought......

"Hey choso can I do your hair ?"

"Of course sweetheart make me look cute"

You then grabbed 2 ponytail holders and put his hair up in 2 braids

You giggled at how cute he looked

He then asked if he could see you said of course

He giggled and hugged you and gave you a kiss and said he loved it

Then all of a sudden choso got a call from his friends saying they wanted to go out drinking

Choso really didn't care if the guys seen him with makeup on and pigtails

He asked if you wanted to come with him and you obliged because this wouldn't be the first time you went drinking with choso and his friends so you both hopped in the car and headed out

After a good majority left you and choso stayed to chat with his 2 other friends and some locals

the guys gave choso a few looks but never said anything

Until your best friend showed up with her boyfriend and seen you and choso had your makeup done

Oh look how cute your makeup is choso I wish my man would let me do his like that one day she said with a smile and a short giggle

Her boyfriend then scoffed and said I would but I don't want to be judged by the guys ..maybe in private one day

You then thought of an awesome plan you smirked and looked at her .."hey how about we have a day soon and do their makeup ? "

"Sure y/n that would be great but we really have to go I have to go check on my puppy " then you all bid your goodbyes

After you and choso got home you took his makeup off for him and you both got showered and got ready for bed "I love you y/n " "love you too choso"

Robin

It was 1am when you felt Robin moving around a lot so you set up and turned the bedside lamp on ..seeing Robin having another panic attack you woke her up "Robin honey wake up " she opened her eyes jolting up "come here honey let me hold you " so she relaxed into your arms "do you want to talk about it ?" You asked as you kissed her head "no not really it's just my past that's all " .."I promise Robin nothing like that will ever happen again ".."can you sing me a song please y/n ?" .."sure anything for you " you then started singing her favorite song and she slowly started to drift off to sleep

Nami

You and Nami had broken up a week ago and things weren't quite well for either of you ..you both wanted to make up again but couldn't find the courage to ask the other person ..until you talked to robin about it she told you you should give it a try that it should most definitely work so you took her advice and shoot your shot "hey Nami can I talk to you for a minute." .."sure what's up ?" .."well you know how we broke up a week ago .. could we maybe get back together?" .."sure y/n we can it's been the worst without you ".."omg i know right its like I couldn't function without you " .."I've missed you Nami " .."I've missed you too y/n "

Cesar

"Hey Cesar want to make some cupcakes with me ?" You asked as you poked your head through the lab door "sure y/n just give me a second " .."ok I'll be in the kitchen waiting " so you went and got all the ingredients for tonight's dinner and the cupcake mix and ingredients and after you had grabbed the eggs from the fridge Cesar came up to the kitchen island watching you put the ingredients on the table "I'm here y/n what are we doing first?" .." let me preheat the oven real quick and we can start with the cupcakes .grab me a bowl from the cabinet please" he sat the bowl down on the table as you heated the oven "alright now cupcake time “you said with jazz hands you poured the batter into the bowl and Cesar cracked the eggs and poured the oil and he mixed it so you prepped the pan with liners and let Cesar spoon the mix in the pan you then got some batter on your finger and smeared it on his nose you couldn’t help but giggle “hey why did you do that “ you then stopped giggling and kissed it off his nose “that wasn’t to bad was it ?” .”hmph” ..”awe don’t pout “ you put the cupcakes in the oven as he went over to the island and sat down watching you as you prepared some pasta you then pulled the cupcakes out of the oven and set them on the counter to cool after you got done cooking it was time to ice them and you made them as cute as possible and you plated you and Cesar’s food and set them down at the dinner table and got some drinks and you both ate enjoying each others company and sharing a short conversation and you went back to the kitchen and grabbed the cupcakes and sat them infront of Cesar “try one “ he picked one up and took a bite “these are delicious y/n “ ..”of course they are you made them yourself “ .”thank you for the dinner y/n I appreciate it I know we don’t get to spend much time together but I greatly appreciate when we do I love you “ ..”awe Cesar I enjoy every second we get aswell and I love you too “ and you walked over and kissed him

Yuji.

Today yuji invited you over for a date but he forgot to tell Gojo so when you arrived yuji answered the door as Gojo was cooking and that’s when it hit him he forgot to tell Gojo “shit y/n I forgot to tell Gojo you were coming over “ ..”he should be fine with me right ?” “I’m not sure we’ll just have to see “ so you walked with yuji to the kitchen where Gojo was in a pink apron humming a tune “uh Gojo I forgot to tell you I was inviting y/n over for dinner “ Gojo then turned around to see you “now yuji you cold have told me and I would have. Made myself more presentable “ “besides that hello y/n how are you ?” “I’m doing great thanks for asking sorry to come in unannounced “”it’s no biggie I hope you’ll enjoy todays dinner “ “I sure will because I know you can make some of the best food “ “now you tow love birds go chill while I finish cooking “ …so you and yuji went upstairs and chilled until Gojo called you both for food and you 3 sat and ate and made conversation and all in all had a awesome time

Megumi

“Hey megumi ?” “Yes y/n what’s up ?” “Have you ever wondered what it’s like to dance in the rain ?” “Yes why?” Well can we dance in the rain please ?” “Sure let’s go “ he grabbed his speaker and his phone and brought you outside and put his speaker and phone down and played a love song and you both went in the street and began dancing enjoying the small thing in life

I hope you enjoyed 💜

#jujutsu kaisen x reader #one piece x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jjk x you #one piece #zoro x reader #brook x reader #kidd x reader #corazon x reader #crocodile x reader #gojo x reader #toji x reader #choso x reader #nami x reader #nico robin x reader #sanji x reader #caesar clown x reader #kaptain rebekah writes

[condoriano-67890]

Caesar Clown is made out of gas.

Which means no amount of gravity can affect him. My man could be on the surface of the SUN and still be floatin around like nothing’s wrong.

He can float through walls.. he can likely float through entire mountains. He could float to the top of Mount Everest and not be the slightest bit winded, or have broken the slightest sweat.

However… space is a vacuum.

Put Caesar in space? Caesar go BOOM! Annihilated.

I know he can control gas and all— he might try to pull all of his particles together while in space. He might be able to do it, although it would be extremely difficult without trying to accidentally become an entire planet in the process (yes, that is how they— and stars— form).

Caesar can become a planet.

Caesar can become a star.

Caesar can become a tiny galaxy.

(I’m having a million epiphanies right now. Give me a minute.)

Caesar can become a moon, or basically any kind of celestial object. AND, if he condenses himself densely enough, he can become a Planck-sized black hole (what is a Planck? I believe it is the smallest size of an object ever discovered.)

He can also probably change the type of gas he is. And, with his ‘final form’, we see that Caesar can collect other gaseous particles to absorb, to add onto himself, to make him bigger, and stronger.

Which means Caesar can become a supermassive black hole, or a laws-of-physics-defying monster of a planet.

Caesar’s Devil Fruit is incredibly underrated….

#one piece #one piece strawhats #straw hat crew #straw hat grand fleet #straw hat pirates #strawhat pirates #caesar clown #trafalgardwaterlaw #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar law #trafalgar one piece #caesar clown x reader #one piece nami #one piece hawkins #one piece ace #one piece usopp #one piece spoilers #one piece marines #one piece sengoku #one piece navy #one piece fanfiction #one piece sanji #one piece brook #one piece jimbei #one piece caesar clown #one piece headcanons

[animefans-stuff]

Hiii can you please do relationship/dating headcanons for Caesar clown please 😣🙏

Of course!

Warnings; grammar mistakes, little bit of angst, ooc Caesar, brief mentions of Doflamingo and Caesar's experiments.

It's been a very very long time since I've watched one piece so I apologoize for any mistakes

Other then that please enjoy :)

Relationship headcanons: Caesar Clown

Let's be honest, Caesar has no idea what he's doing.

This is probably his first relationship in his entire life. With that being said, he will definitely mess up a few things but that's fine.

He's very awkward for the first few days.

He shows his affection in his own weird way.

He'll give you an odd gift either in person or it'll be placed next to your bedside. With a note attached, saying how he thought you'd like it.

Speaking of affection, Caesar isn't too fond of getting all affectionate around others. But the moment your behind closed doors, he's quietly asking for a kiss. Or to play with his hair, or to cuddle.

On topic of playing with his hair if you have the chance to, gently run your hands along the base of his horns. It's oddly relaxing as he claims.

Praise is a big thing for Caesar, as most don't take him seriously and insult him whenever they can.

He's a little worried about your safety. Caesar's made plenty of enemies and isn't sure on how long he can rely on Doflamingo's protection to keep the two of you safe.

So hearing you praise him for something simple. He can't help but smile widely.

Just the idea of you getting hurt because of him makes him angry.

It doesn't matter how far your relationship with Caesar is he won't get you involved or even tell you about his experiments.

The only experiment (?) He really tells you about is Smiley. He'll even let you visit Smiley with some supervision and a gas mask.

Overall, Caesar absolutely adores you and will kill for you. <3

If Caesar is busier then usually he'll have Monet watch you until he gets back. However, if you ever have to leave for business or whatever reason. Caesar will pout like a child until you return.

Monet finds all of this funny.

Caesar makes sure that all of the idiots he works with know that your with him. Any of them who are brave or stupid enough to bother you will end up dead.

#caesar clown x reader #one piece x reader #caesar clown #one piece caesar clown #one piece

[misti-chan]

Hii can you do Head canons for Cuddling/Sleeping with Caesar please :)

Hello!! Of course here you go! Hope you like it! ♥

❤ Caesar headcanons for cuddling and sleeping ❤

Before starting, it is very difficult to get Caesar into bed as he is always working on something and has a tendency to forget hours and sleep. He never feels really sleepy so he never thinks about going to bed. You have to be the one telling him to go to bed or else he’ll never come sleeping and cuddling with you.

But without that, sleeping and cuddling with Caesar is one of the most satisfying things. The man is taller and bigger than you, perfect to curl up during winter and cold temperatures. His hair is also so long and fluffy that it makes an ideal and comfortable blanket.

Caesar is also a quiet and calm sleeper that makes your sleep even better than it could already be. However Caesar is a light sleeper and has a tendency to wake up a lot during the night. During those, he usually thinks a lot especially about his newest inventions and how to make them better. But it also happens that he thinks about you as you're curled up against his chest sleeping comfortably. 

Sometimes he thinks that you’re too good and better for him. His inferiority complex always seems to make it up in his life, be it professional or personal. He can’t help himself, everybody always talks about Vegapunk and his genius. Why wouldn’t they talk about him? Isn’t he enough for the world? And this feeling periodically comes into his life with you. If he isn’t good enough for the world why would he be enough for you?

Still you always make the point that you’re very happy with him and that you wouldn’t change a thing. Caesar trusts you deeply and knows that you wouldn’t be with him if you weren’t happy, but nonetheless he can’t stop thinking that someday you might leave him for someone better. And those nights are long, very long for Caesar who is in pure turmoil. But seeing you happily against him reassures him and makes his heart go soft.

#one piece x reader #one piece #one piece imagine #caesar clown x reader

[leakyweep]

Caesar Clown x Girlboss!reader - Shut Up

Warnings: Pegging, gendered reader (she/her pronouns), degradation, hair pulling

@c0co2dayyy : Can you do a scenario or Headcanons where Caesar Clown is dating basically a queen/girlboss and he like does something that makes her annoyed and so she manhandles him and pegs him

A/N; I've never written for Caesar, so I hope I did him some justice! Thank you for the request, and I hope you enjoy!

Words; 0.7k

MINORS DNI

So, we all know Caesar is a great scientist and a very intelligent man – and while he may not use his talents in the most… moral of ways, he uses them nonetheless. This enticed you to him… and in the end, it was a perfect match.

This was because while he was a scientific mastermind, he was a bit submissive. This isn’t only in a sexual sense. He often looked up to you, his business partner, for guidance on what to pursue next in his plans. Decisions on who to alliance with, who to manufacture for, who to protect… He entrusted all these things to you, his dominant and no-nonsense helper who would do anything to make herself more powerful.

Over time, he started to realize his dependency on you ran deep, and those longing glances towards you and the hopes he’d catch you on the way back to your room from the bathroom, clad only in a white fluffy towel, were not just intrusive thoughts. He genuinely had feelings for you– and this almost made his heart fall out of his ass. For while you were a very loving person, you were also a prevailing presence, one that would reject him harshly if you were to feel disgusted by his display of affections. 

Your powerful aura presided as one day, you were sitting at your desk, working on some papers, running the business behind the scenes at maximum velocity to ensure success. However, your work was being interrupted by the sound of your partner’s voice. 

You had tried to keep your feelings separate from work – undenying of the scientist’s handsome features and misty hair – but your emotions would always get the best of you in the end. And while you enjoyed his presence at certain times, this was not one of them. Work meant everything to you, obsessed with high achieving projects and goals. This required lots of attention, and focus, and it was hard to focus with the sexual tension in the room so thick you felt you could cut it with a knife. It was hard not to think of those nights you passed his room and heard him moaning out your name, too horny to think as you basically jogged to your chambers and imagined his fingers prodding your cunt, making you feel oh so delightful with those skilled hands.

Despite your insistence that he leave, he continued to buzz about you, asking if you needed anything. Taking a deep breath, you grabbed his collar and brought him to your face, so close you could feel his breath passing his purple-painted lips. You smirked as you heard the raggedness, noticed the pink dusting his pale cheeks. 

“I’ve told you, Caesar - I’m working. Do I need to punish you to make you shut up?”

If he didn’t have a boner before, he certainly did now - and it took every ounce of willpower in his pathetic heart not to fall to his knees and beg for forgiveness. The commanding tone of your words told him that you wanted to see that, to see him tremble beneath you. To his- and your- bewilderment- he only groaned out a small- “p-please?”

Pulling his hair, you guided his ass back and forth on your silicone cock, relishing in the whines and mewls that escaped his throat. The power you held over him held its fingers around your neck, pushing you to pound into him from behind quickly and passionately. Your bed chambers filled with poignant lamentation – Caesar’s voice only drove you to thrust into him deeper, keeping your strap buried to the hilt with slow, soft strokes. 

“Yeah, you love when I take care of you, my intelligent scientist?” Your words were laced with tenderness and libido, absolutely loving the way he took you with vigor and fondness. It made you feel as if you were his own deity, his words almost psalms as he took your strap-on hardily, his stamina basically unending throughout the night. He came when you took him from underneath, jacking him off in time with your harsh thrusts. It turns out he most enjoyed cumming when you degraded him, and he basically covered you in his creamy ejaculate.

His back was an arch, a U shape against your abdomen as you inquired, “Another round? I don’t think I’m satisfied.”

His only answer was a whimper, and you almost felt bad for Monet as he cried out your name when you filled his ass once again.

#caesar clown x reader #caesar clown #one piece #caesar clown fanfiction #fanfic #spicy #op

[edengarden]

Can you do headcanons for Caesar basically dating a girl boss and someone like Jessica rabbit in a way please :)

Idk about jessica rabbit but.

Someone who is somehow stronger, more resourceful or more assertive than him is the only way a relationship actually works with this man. Otherwise, you're just a passing phase for him.

Just look at everyone he has ever frequented. Romantically or not. They're all somehow stronger than him, and he knows it. That's what Caesar looks for in a partner, because at the end of the day, he seeks someone who will guarantee him unconditional safety so that he's free to do as he pleases.

The fact that his partner is assertive and resourceful means they'll most likely be able to get him out of trouble whenever needed. And he'll most likely fawn over them.

As long as Caesar isn't in immediate danger, he'll act like he's still on top of things. Like he's superior to you in some way, and you're just this fun little plaything that he keeps around for entertainment. He's dismissive of you most of the time, and spends more time talking about him than he does actually paying attention to you and what you have to say

The moment he's in trouble? He's fawning at you, calling your name, practically getting on his knees behind you and using your body as a shield, begging you to help him.

After the first time you get him out of trouble, he'll be a lot more attentive to you. There'll be a period of time where he'll even be somewhat grateful. It doesn't last forever, but the one lasting effect is that he starts to actually see you as, well. An equal.

What people don't realize is that Caesar is, at his very core, an extroverted person who cannot stand to be completely alone. He's dependent on you like none other, but he will never outright admit it. He will, however, accidentally show it when his ass is on the line.

#one piece #one piece hcs #one piece headcanons #op #op hcs #op headcanons #caesar clown #caesar clown x reader #caesar clown op #caesar clown hcs #caesar clown headcanons

[luffy-addict-author]

Right so I’m on the Punk Hazard arc and I ended up fixating on Caesar so hard. So I was wondering if I could get some of your personal headcanons about him!! It could be anything from general, platonic, romantic or nsfw. Anything you feel comfortable with <3

-HEADCANNONS-

Ft: Caesar Clown -No warnings-

BoyfriendCasesar! Who sometimes ditches daflamingo just find you and annoy the heck out of you, rambling on about his projects and new scientific ways. You, as a assistance of his, is also intrigued, finding science intetesting and the way caesar's voice turns a little messed up. Haha

BoyfriendCaesar! Who doesn't directly comment on your experiments just for you to ask him to show the right way and him being tease as well, he is positioning you in front of him, both your form brushing as he unnecessarly guides your hands as he wants.

BoyfriendCaesar! Who bites down your throat at the most random moments, startling you into gasping and only giving him a excuse to grin at you, teeth catching on your ear to nibble quietly. Sometimes it doesn't even have to be when the two of you are alone

BoyfriendCaesar! Who takes your hand, smirking at you as he voices a compliment towards you, obviously relating it to science, waiting for that eye roll you give him with a smile, providing him Strange comfort.

BoyfriendCaesar! who acts confident in bed but is easily flusterated when you smirk at him, fliping the tables as you tease him instead. He blushes, feeling himself swallow as his chest rumbles through a nervous laugh.

BoyfriendCaeser! Who is half drunk as he slumps against you, mumbling random nonsense while smiling, wasting the money daflamingo gave him for his needs. He even bought a whole wide bed for the two of you!

I Mean come on. He is bad down.

all right reserved. do not repost or copy my work but relogging, comments or feedback is very much appreciated! Thank you.

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece zoro #one piece x y/n #one piece hcs #one piece headcanons #one piece imagine #one piece scenario #one piece caesar #caesar #caesar x reader #caesar clown #caesar clown x reader #Caesar clown headconnons

[one-piece-aus]

Hi lovely! I'm sorry for bothering you, I'm new to your account. I just wanted to request if that's okay, I hope your request s are open. Can I request a headcanon or scenario with Cavendish being y/n's boyfriend? Thank you so much! Have a nice day dear! (〃^ω^〃)

Ahoy anon! Welcome to the One Piece AUs blog where AUs are loved and appreciated!

Anywho, I will gladly make hcs for you as well as

since these requests are similar, I decided to put them in one post

Relationship Headcanons: Cavendish and Caesar (Separate)

Cavendish is the kind who is very affectionate in all love languages, well also being narcissistic at the same time

"Here my daring I got you this diamond necklace so whenever you look at it you're reminded of me."

Don't get him wrong, he adores you

You're absolutely beautiful to him, in fact, he thinks you outshine him

He thinks talking about himself will help you remember he's here, he just wants your love and praise, that's all he asks

He'll do anything you desire, even if it ruins his hair but he can fix it later

Cavendish is going to be romantic out in open, he'll hold your hand, dramatically dip you, and share a rose to snack on

You'll get attention in public, I mean, he does act like a celebrity so I hope you don't mind eyes on you

And if you ever feel insecure about yourself, don't worry! Cavendish is there to reassure you're his one and only

"You and I are meant to be, not only do we look beautiful but we look at each other beyond our appearance, no one else can do that."

Another narcissist, except this one, has a fragile ego so whenever you roll your eyes he'll slump

Caesar wants praise from you, words of affirmation, it's his love language

You'll receive plenty of this too

"You're so wonderful to me, [Y/n], I want to be with you forever."

"You're so sweet [Y/n], you'll make a great mother."

I think you'll mostly see the caring persona he put on for the workers and children

Basically, a lot of soft Caesar

He'll give you headpats when you greet him

Sometimes he'll surprise you and hug you from behind

Though when he's tired, the mask will slip and he'll grumble something about work under his breath, just let him rest on your lap, that'll make him feel better

And if you ever feel cold or just want to be by his side, you're welcome to bundle in his large pink coat with him

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece x you #one piece x y/n #one piece headcanons #cavendish #one piece caesar #caesar clown x reader #one piece caesar clown #caesar clown #one piece cavendish #cavendish x reader #requested

[gothy-froggy]

“Boyyys Ddddonn’t crryyy~” ahh character.

“I would go out tonight, but I haven’t got a stitch to wear….A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place~” ahh character.

#caesar clown #one piece #one piece caesar clown #caesar clown one piece #caesar clown x reader #music #the smiths #the cure #still love him #silly man #Spotify

[butterfluffy]

Hey! I hope you’re doing well. I’ve just recently come across your account, and I love what you write! I have a request though— how would Caesar react to seeing his female S/O faint after accidentally inhaling some toxic substances? Thanks for taking the time to do this!

“faint-fully yours”

⠀⠀ੈ♡˳· as a lover of this mad scientist is tough, so accidents like inhaling toxic substances is unavoidable, but despite that, you promise caesar that, “i'm faint-fully yours.”

⠀⠀➧ v small angst? (not really) | caesar clown × f!s/o!reader | headcanons + scenario

⠀⠀➧ warnings — none, but caesar might be ooc...! mistakes and swearing may be present too.. so do ignore them, thanks!

⠀⠀➧ requests are closed until further notice!

⠀⠀꒰ 🍨 ꒱ notes: aAaaaAahhHhhHHHHh, sorry for the wait, and for the poorly written work, i'm finding it hard to get caesar's personality. 🥺 @condoriano-67890

CAESAR CLOWN

when you faint after inhaling toxic substance

caesar, as usual, is in his lab brewing new toxic substances to sell to the underworld bosses to aid with their.. business.

so you then decided to check on your husband to make sure he's doing good with his work...

knocking on the giant, metal door before you, you then called to your scientist lover. “caesar, honey, how's work there? can i come in?”

hearing no responce from the man, you sighed, knowing that he's probably too focused on his work. so now, you ended up entering the passcode to the room and just letting yourself in. “i'm coming in.”

upon entering the room, you were then startled by the thick clouds of gas inside that immediately caused you to feel lightheaded..

“y/n..!? you.. wait, wait let me get you a mask real quick!” dashing around to get a mask, caesar rushed to you in a hurry, but..

“cae..sar, hon, what's with the...—” not even being able to finish your sentence, you ended on the floor, unable to handle the toxicity of the air, causing your husband to shiver. “gah, y/n!”

worry was quick to run through caesar's system the instant you dropped to the floor, unconscious.

he's panicking, real bad too. obvious by how he's hastily finding the antidote for the gaseous drug he made as he screeched, eyes averting to your unconscious self each second...

“shit, shit, shit! fuck this, damn it!” caesar cursed, shaky hands reaching out to you, holding you in his arms as he pry your mouth open, getting you to drink the antidote and then putting a mask on your face.

caesar's heart is racing in fright, blood running cold as he waited for you to awake in silence, blaming himself.

“..argh...! this is my fault, i forgot to give this dammed, lovely wife of mine a heads-up that i'm making a toxic drug..!!” he says to himself, running his fingers through his hair, gripping it as his teeth clenched.

your husband is getting crazy right now, for you have not awakened yet even after a minute, monitoring your breathing and small movements with hopes that you'll be up..

“ugh..” you groaned, taking a deep breath in despite struggling to get air with a mask on, shocking caesar who immediately held you tightly, holding a sob back. “you dumb girl! you scared me!”

“pfft... sorry, sorry, my fault. i forgot you were doing your great experiments, hon.” you snickered, soothing your lover who tightened his embrace.

“you could've died, you know!” caesar huffed, his words only causing you to chuckle, rubbing his cheek before pinching it. “i wouldn't, don't worry. i won't allow anyone to take me away from you, even death, because...”

“i'm faint-fully yours.” you continued, embracing your husband who got a blush on his face, not able to utter a word from being flustered like that..

© butterfluffy 2022

#ੈ♡˳· butterfluffy #caesar one piece x reader #caesar clown x reader #caesar clown #caesar clown one piece #one piece #one piece x reader #one piece fanfiction #one piece scenario #one piece headcanons

[condoriano-67890]

Considering Dr. Vegapunk’s design, and the apple on his head, do you think that he was inspired off of not only Albert Einstein but also Isaac Newton?

#one piece #one piece spoilers #dr vegapunk #one piece meme #luffy #monkey d luffy #caesar clown #monkey d. luffy #one piece sengoku #sengoku the buddha #one piece incorrect quotes #one piece marines #one piece navy #caesar clown x reader #caesar one piece x reader #fujitora #one piece fanfiction #one piece wano #one piece x reader #op wano #roronoa zoro #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar law

[animefans-stuff]

Hii can you do Head cannons for Caesar Clown with a Taller S/o please :)

Of course!

Warnings; probably ooc Caesar, brief mentions of his experiments and probably a lot of grammer mistakes.

Please enjoy! 😊

Caesar's not really used to people being taller then him, I mean he's around the same height as Brook. So, with that being said, he's shocked seeing how tall you were.

Although, Caesar won't admit this aloud. He finds it cute at how your taller than him.

It makes him feel safe and more comfortable.

If your ever insecure about your height, Caesar will try his best to make you feel better.

Following that topic, if anyone even thinks about joking about your height.

They'll be apart of his next experiment. Or, they'll be a new toy for Smiley.

Even if the joke(s) don't bother you, he doesn't want you feeling uncomfortable.

If he's ever upset about an experiment failing, he'll come to you for comfort.

If you ever wish to cuddle, or even just hold him. He'll be happy.

Please for the love of whatever god there is, don't tease Caesar about being taller. Because he will pout, whine and ignore you- which, tbh lasts at least 5 minutes.

Monet honestly finds all of this adorable.

All in all, even if Caesar may seem annoyed or bothered by it. As mentioned before, he absolutely loves the height difference between the two of you.

I'm honestly running out of ideas so I'll end it here.

I'm sorry if this felt rushed.

#caesar clown x reader #one piece headcanons #I really hope you like this #did my best 😁

[misti-chan]

Hey, I discovered your blog recently and I’m loving it. I really like your writing, please, keep along with <3

I was wondering if you could write some headcanons about how would Brook, Sanji and Caesar react if they caught the person who likes them secretly drawing them, please.

Thank you <333

Hi!! Thank you so much kind anon! ♥ I loved your request really because I love those three characters so much!! QQ ♥ I hope you like it!

❤ Sanji, Brook and Caesar reacting to the person who likes them secretly drawing them ❤

Unlike you, Sanji is the strict opposite of discretion and would usually smother you with his affection and definitely his food. He would go to great lengths to show you his feelings, even though they might not be reciprocated. He always thought that you were not interested in him since you never responded to his actions. But who could blame you? Sanji was a true gentleman to everyone, and gentleman was an adjective far too weak to describe him.

So when he came to you to give you something to eat and drink during one of your drawing sessions it hit him like a truck. He was so unbelievably surprised to see you secretly drawing him in your notebook that he almost fainted right here and then. The poor Sanji almost cried right in his place.

He couldn’t trust his eyes. He was so pleased to see that you thought of him so kindly that you were drawing him. After all he had gone through Sanji thinks of himself as unloveable and pathetic, especially after Whole Cake Island. So knowing that you have some affections left for him warmed his feeble heart.

He wouldn’t let you know what he saw. Sanji would just walk towards you as nothing happened, but inside his heart, he is content and happy. After that Sanji would calm down with his overly showing side. But strangely his most serene face feels more real and not just a façade.

Brook, just like Sanji, isn't really confident with the idea that you could reciprocate his feelings. After repeating his jokes about him being dead countless times, Brook knows too well that he’s only a skeleton with nothing to offer, no warmth during cold nights, nor any kind of skin contact, only the coldness of bones and death. But one man can dream and hope for the better. He still has the faith that one day he will tell you how he truly feels.

So when he approached you to show you his newest song he was bewildered to find you drawing him in your notebook. At first he thinks that maybe you just wanted to practice drawing anatomy or whatsoever, however his heart was trying to tell him something else. His desire for it to be something completely different couldn't stop spreading in his heart.

But unlike Sanji, Brook came nearer and struck a conversation with you asking if you were drawing him hoping that you would open up to him. He sat next to you, visibly content. Happiness was radiating for him and you could actually feel it too. His mood could only rub on you and you thought that maybe you could show him too.

This little moment between the two of you encouraged him to not give up on his feelings yet. Maybe, maybe he had a chance, after all. He just cannot possibly go a day without your smile and laugh. This poor skeleton definitely needs you to bring up some spice in his gloomy life.

Like the others, Caesar thinks of himself as unworthy of love, especially after everything he has done in his life. He may not feel guilty, but the man knows that what he did was clearly not acceptable. So when he caught feelings for you, Caesar didn't think he had any chance with you. He dismissed any thoughts or wants to act on his feelings, as he knew it was a waste of time, even though he wanted it so badly.

Caesar is definitely the type to pry and to watch you from afar secretly. So, when he saw you sketching him in your notebook, the man almost let out a screech, completely taken aback by what he saw. He even might rub his eyes to be sure he is seeing right. Why in your right mind would you draw him out of everyone?

He is also the type to overthink a lot. Maybe you think he is handsome? Or maybe you also caught feelings? But he dismissed those thoughts as soon as they arrived. After all it is very unlikely that you reciprocate his feelings. You are his perfect opposite. You are someone kind and welcoming, someone that everyone would fall for.

So as pathetic he thinks he is and feels, he sits still far away from you hoping that one day you could love him back even after everything he did. But as for now, watching over you is enough for him. His only fear is to lose you to someone else, but how could he win you over?

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece imagine #brook x reader #brook imagine #sanji x reader #sanji x y/n #sanji headcanons #sanji imagine #caesar clown headcanons #caesar clown x reader #caesar one piece #caesar clown imagine #brook one piece #sanji one piece #brook headcanons

[whitewingsh]

Sorry few people mistaken me for a writer.. sorry I don't write (sadly).

I was asking for someone who's willing to write sm for Caesar Clown

#caesar clown x reader #caesar clown #op x reader #op x y/n #op x you #fanfic #fanfiction #writers on tumblr #fic writing #one piece anime #one piece manga #oneshot #headcanon #one piece x reader

[edengarden]

Manhandling

Synopsis: Caesar pushes you a little too far. You (have no choice but to) retaliate.

Pairing: Caesar x gn!reader

Warnings:  profanity, (sensitive) horn grabbing, Caesar gets a lil too hot and bothered, reader has grabbable hair, reader’s kinda mean to him (please treat the meow meow with care). Caesar says “ma’am” once. Sadomasochism.

WARNING: THIS IS HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE. Read at your own risk.

Notes: I was chatting with @lairu while she was drawing Caesar’s 100% expression for the blushing meme, and this is what came of it! Enjoy!

The copy-pasting process from google docs was a little messy so please notify me if the paragraphs aren’t showing in the right order!

You’d like to say that you had developed a certain sort of tolerance for Caesar’s antics. You’d like to say that you’ve gotten used to it, that you know how the story goes. That you can handle it and find ways to avoid his eccentricity. The truth is, Caesar seems to find some twisted pleasure in catching you off-guard and annoying the ever loving shit out of you. Which you had at some point wished you could reciprocate; you were more than ready to stoop down to his level. However, any attention seems to be good attention for Caesar. And while you were prepared to get on his nerves, you weren’t ready to give him what he was so obstinately begging for at the moment. 

Which is how you ended up here. About to reach your damn limit with him while he pressed all the right buttons to piss you off. You had given up on taking deep, calming sighs a while back. 

Caesar slapped your work right out of your hands as if he were swatting away a pesky fly. “You know what you have to do,” he insisted, leaning over your shoulder, taunting you. There was no way in hell you’d actually entertain him and his constant need for attention. Because once you started, there was no stopping. You’d be stuck with his annoying ass until he deemed it was time for him to go. Which usually takes a long fucking time to occur. And there’s no shaking off once you participate in his games. So, you did the next best thing. 

Silently, you got up to your feet, brushed yourself off, and walked right around him. If you walked far enough, maybe you could leave the room and get to another one. A lockable one. However, Caesar had other plans. While you expected him to object to your taking off, you hadn’t planned for him to grab the hair from the back of your head to keep you right where you were. 

Your reaction was instantaneous. You weren’t going to sit around and let some attention-starved man drag you around by the hair as if your job was to entertain him. It was all too embarrassing to let him do something like that to you. So, with a quick hand, you grabbed his wrist and squeezed it hard enough for him to let go of your hair. You turned on your heels and, focused on giving him a taste of his own medicine, your hand that wasn’t currently letting go of his wrist reached up to grab at the base of his horn. You sneered at him as you pushed him backwards until his back crashed against the wall. Caesar let out a pathetic yelp as you kept him trapped  between you and the wall, his shoulders tensing and his head tilting, trying to ease the pressure you put on his horn.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing, you ruffian?!” He cried out, as if he weren’t in one great, big self-dug grave. You couldn’t even take him seriously; not with the way your grip on his horn was obviously affecting him. Flushed, tense, nearly hyperventilating, dilated pupils and upturned eyebrows. The touch, as well as the sudden domineering attitude you put forth was doing things to him and maybe you’d have taken notice of it if you weren’t as pissed off as you currently were. Still, he somehow found the audacity to speak as if he hadn’t brought this upon himself. 

“I don’t know who the fuck you think you are,” you practically spat at him, pulling on his horn. Caesar let out a pathetic whimper when his head was forced back a little. Had you been in your right mind, maybe you’d have felt a little bad for him. Or maybe you’d have noticed that he had melted into your touch a little, as if he were enjoying the brutal way you were handling him at the moment. “But you do not get to fucking manhandle me around as if I’m merely here for your entertainment. Am I clear?” 

Caesar’s chest was heaving up and down as his breathing had yet to calm down a little. He wasn’t in the right mindset to fully understand what you were saying, but you weren’t in the right mindset to comprehend that. So, instead, you gave another harsh tug on his horn. His knees buckled as he yelped. One of his hands came to weakly grasp at your wrist. “Please..!” He whimpered. The touch seemed to bring you back a little and you lessened the pressure. 

“I said; am I clear?” You repeated. You’d gone this far; the least you could hope for is that this would at least bear fruit in some way. Caesar tried to nod, but was unable to do so. You still wanted an answer from him. “Am I clear?” 

“Yes..!” He quickly replied, most likely saying this to save his skin more than anything else. You weren’t having that. You needed more confirmation of his understanding. So, shifting your hand down on his horn to firmly grasp it at the very base, where you supposed it was attached to his skull, you growled out a ‘yes, what?’. You’d expected him to confirm that he wouldn’t treat you like crass anymore. “Yes, ma’am!” He whined. His back slid down on the wall a little as his knees seemed to give out. His eyebrows scrunched together in some odd semblance of pain, though he seemed quite far from actually suffering. 

You hadn’t expected that type of response, and you were a bit scared of the reaction it internally coaxed. Out of shock, you withdrew from him completely, frowning in slight confusion at him. “Just don’t treat me like that again.” You replied. You took a few steps away from him as Caesar tried to gain his bearings. He pressed a gloved hand to his face, as if trying to gauge how flushed he was at the moment, despite, well, wearing a glove and knowing it would prevent him from feeling temperature altogether. Though from the fact that he didn’t seem all that far from sweating, it should be enough of a sign for him to realize that he was incredibly red at the moment. He looked down at you with dilated pupils and slightly upturned eyebrows. His eyes were a bit foggy; not quite all there yet. 

“You, uh…” He huffed out, catching his breath a little. He was still leaning against the wall. Now that you were a bit calmer, you couldn’t believe what you’ve done to him. The extent to which you… influenced him. That sort of power made you feel… good. Were you not a decent person, you might have tried it again on him, right now. 

Instead, you decided to flee before Caesar could convince you to give in to your impulses. 

#one piece #one piece fanfiction #one piece x reader #caesar clown #caesar clown x reader #one piece caesar clown #tw suggestive #tw sadomasochism #one piece x gn reader #caesar clown x gn reader #x reader #x gn reader