#children. absolute children you both are

[wowifinallymadeanaccount]

Will: *Talking about his Grief and longing to see Abigail again*

Hannibal: Well, you saw part of her

Me: HANNIBAL- HANNIBAL GO TO THE NAUGHTY CORNER RIGHT NOW.

#I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY SHIT OVER THESE TWO HAHAHAH #one moment brone bros and the next they're absolutely stabbing each other #i swear i have spent episode 11 of s2 constantly telling you both off jesus christ #children. absolute children you both are #i love you so much will and hannibal #but i swear you two #ALSO WILLS GOING TO BE A FUCKING FATHER???? WHAT #I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE FACT THIS CHILD ISN'T WITH DR. BLOOM AND THAT HURTS MY SOUL #THIS SHOW IS HURTING MY DREAM COUPLES #Will what did we talk about YOU ALMOST DIED BUT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER TO PUT A GOD DAMN CONDOM ON #FUCK YOU MARGOT FOR TRICKING MY BOY THIS IS UNFAIR #of course i understand whether using protection or not when having sex there is always a risk of a baby and you should be prepared #BUT STILL NOT FAIR #i tried to make a whole separate post about this but literally it was just me going BWKFJANFOZHJABD for ten minutes #hannibal #hannibal thoughts #hannibal i WILL HAVE YOUR BABY I VOLUNTEER- #I swear if Hannibal killed his sister i will flip this fucking table right now #Part of me feels like he never would BUT I MEAN LOOK AT ABIGAIL- #but like he didnt kill her just for killing her #it has a deeper meaning in his heart #IF WILL HAS A DAUGHTER AND THEY DON'T CALL HER ABIGAIL I WILL ACTUALLY CRY #I'LL CRY IF THEY CALL HER ABIGAIL ANYWAY #side note everytime Hannibal smiles it produces so much seratonin that i forget about everything bad happening in the world #oh fuck me will we were having such great progress with you and hannibal but here we are with the trying to murder each other again #OH MY GOD FUCK YOU MARGOTS BROTHER WHO I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME OF BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT #OFFICIALLY MARGOT PROTECTOR #OH MY GOD WILL MY BABY BOY ARE YOU OKAY #I DIDN'T REALISE I WAS EXCITED FOR THIS BABY I WILL HELP YOU WILL- NO- NO NOT ON THE HANNIBAL BULLSHIT AGAIN HE IS HOT AND WE NEED HIM-

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Abso-fucking-lutely vibing with World's Finest: Teen Titans' addition of Karen as one of the founding members.

Because good fucking god, before this the team was two demigods, two billionaire teens and a Normal Kid™ in neon yellow BUT NOW?! Now it's two demigods, two billionaire teens and TWO Normal Kids™ in neon yellow!

No but seriously though Wally is the only one who has to like... mow the lawn and watch his neighbor's cat when they go away for the long weekend. He's the only one who knows how to mail a letter at the post office and how much pencils cost at a book fair. He's got superpowers and terrible parents and yet somehow he is the MOST NORMAL ONE THERE.

Which speaks volumes about the rest of them tbh.

But now!!! Karen and Wally get to be nerds ✨together✨ and they get free tickets to watch the trainwrecks that the other Teen Titans call life

Seriously though I think these two are aggressively trying to be friends with each other while also roleplaying their 'cool guy' hero personas, which is extremely funny to me. These two are absolute nerds with no friends in school and they are DESPERATE for a friend and they've just met but they've both decided "Yeah that one. That one is friend shaped"

Wally: you move too slow

Karen: learn how to fly dumbass

Anyway I love them

#this is really fun because its like the og titans series where Wally took one look at Mal and was like :O NEW BEST FRIEND #(important to note that mal was a random ass civilian and not even remotely a hero and Wally offered him a spot on the titans right there) #but Karen joined before Mal here and instead of Wally glomming on THEY'VE BOTH GLOMMED ON #TO EACH OTHER #anyway i just think that's beautiful #go off you beautiful neon yellow bastard children. you have terrible homes lives and too much trauma but i hope you have fun being silly #they deserve to be silly together #and maybe they should both go to therapy. not together just in general. i think theyd both benefit #like absolute vibes that they have panic attacks with each other. i stan that they trust each other #but also. therapy queens. pls go #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #karen beecher #bumblebee #worlds finest teen titans #teen titans #titans

[dearmahiru]

"i can't believe kotoko was willing to hurt amane!" buddy, you will not believe who she foils

#wow isn't it insane that fuuta and kotoko both have dialogue saying they don't care about punishing children #who could've foreseen this absolute plot twist #this isn't fuuta slander btw he's my second favorite i love him #♡. cinnamon prattles #milgram #yonah spoilers #<- tagging because it is outright confirmation but also like. how did you not see this coming lmao #milgram spoilers

[pushing500]

We received a quest to help some refugees who escaped from having their organs harvested, which we accepted, of course. Nobody should turn down free food.

The refugees are named Patch (a pyromaniac) and Sook (she's good at mining and nothing else). We'll let them help clean up the campsite before we eat them. May as well use the extra manpower while we have it!

So, during the space battle the other day, we rescued a catgirl highmate who fell from the sky. She's been hanging out in the cell with Socks and Blackdragon, and somehow Blackdragon, the ugly, psychite-dependant, acid-spitting biliog managed to woo her.

Randy Random wants us to reenact 'Beauty and The Beast' I guess. And now I have to draw catgirls. Thanks, Randy.

Then there were cute kitty snuggles that I felt like drawing. Salvatore is a good boy, and Bella is still adorable.

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#rimworld #gracie plays #The Children of Ecthuctu #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #I do feel a teensy bit bad for Patch and Sook #Imagine the trauma of escaping an organ harvesting operation #Only to run straight into an eldrich cult that wants to eat you #Poor gals #Also I am STUNNED at the Blackdragon/Duchess development #I cannot believe that they're a couple #Randy Random absolutely threw me for a loop with this one #Can't wait to see where it goes!! #And then Bella and Salvatore was too cute not to share #Love them both <3 #Have a great day everyone!!

[moeblob]

(SLAMS MY OCS DOWN)

I MISSED THEM SO MUCH YOU GUYS

Reynold, the ADHD human that he is, has a very hard time focusing on much of anything and the only way he can be considered "accomplished" in his former line of work (CIA) is because he knew. He knew he had to do the task as fast as possible before he forgot what he was doing.

Now he lives in another world and is basically the trophy husband to the demon lord and Reynold is like "this is amazing I'm adopting the whole entire demon army as our children". And the demon lord is like "you want to adopt my demon army" and Reynold is like "starting with your advisors, yes. those are our daughters now. I love them. I would literally kill for them."

And Sascha, the demon lord determined to NOT ACTUALLY FIGHT PEOPLE, is like please don't kill anyone. And his job is now "take care of the entire demon race and also act as impulse control to one human". Luckily his twin advisors love Reynold too and agree to help keep him in line in the world.

And since idk how much I posted on main and not my OC blog for the advisors, Melo (left) is mute and Lody (right) does the talking. They are able to share what they see with each other because of the pink/yellow eyes acting as like a gateway of sorts. So they're rarely assigned to survey the same area since if they're apart they can see twice as much and report on more in order to aid Sascha. (But at the castle they both like to stick together and trail either Sascha or Reynold)

#my characters #also since sascha is the demon lord he has the ability to turn into a biiiiiiiiiig dragon #its an ability only allowed to the blood line of demon lords and if the demon lord dies with no family #the ability manifests in a random demon and thats how the next lord is chosen #however ! since he found the twins on the verge of death and basically gave them both some of his essence/life #they are not actually related by blood but do carry some of his royalty #and can turn into big lizards and reynold loves this so much because oh my god thats so cute #they - as lizards - could crush his bones and kill him easily but hes like LETS GO TO THE GARDENS #AND SUNBATHE ON SOME ROCKS #and the twins are like .......................... odd priority but lets go #and so sascha will wander outside if he cant find the trio and yeah theyre normally just asleep on rocks #two big lizards and his husband just napping in the sun #after melo and lody are told to their faces by reynold hi you can call me mom if you want #they look confused but then later on lody is like HELLO MOTHER and sascha gets absolute whiplash when his husband beams #and turns to face his adopted children who just called him mother #like this poor demon lord is stunned enough by that but he was warned by reynold that adoption was non negotiable #so he is like understandably odd endearment moving on now #until he hears another of his soldiers talk about have you seen mom recently and is like #this human really is out here adopting the entire army and im really confused but its very cute and endearing

[n4rval]

a little pause on art for finals(they are all late) but boy has brain been braining

more specifically on dings' dynamic as asriel and chara's weird uncle bc that's just something i don't see a lot

#talking to the wall #i personally like to think dadster came up to be because these two warmed up the idea of children on his lonely heart #he used to babysit them occasionally #when they Fucking Died™ mf was absolutely destroyed. back to his lonely cave of mourning and no funny children #unless ☝️ #but now we're getting into babybones territory we already have a lot of babybones content #and mad scientist playing god with DT yadda yadda you know the drill #asriel couldn't care less about the complicated sci-fi weird machine creepy shit he pulled off #in fact the guy gave him the creeps at first. made him cry once as a baby #but chara thought the guy was the coolest idiot. lab coat and super cool sci-fi shit?? you built WHAT?? #So Cool. That's their idol. Also they get to sleep late and do dangerous nerd shit their parents would never let them otherwise #eventually asriel warms up because he's also into shenanigans (and doesn't want to feel left out so he starts trying to prove himself) #by acting like a smartass #fine i'll help but only to laugh when you go bald or something 🙄 (has the time of his life) #they went bald. now them and G are both eggheads #how delightful children are. he misses these two dearly #and then their parents proceed to divorce. is love even real anymore. #should i even tag this #oh well #undertale #gaster #asriel #chara #please nerd with me dont let me shout into the void #thank you

[gxlden-angels]

RUBY FRANKE AND JODI HILDEBRANDT SENTENCED TO 4 TO 60 YEARS IN PRISON LETS GOOOOO

#Ruby pled guilty to the charges #She'll likely stay about 30 since that's the current limit legally in Utah for consecutive sentences #But that's only if she's sentenced to the maximum sentence possible #15 years for each case of child abuse #for a total of 4 cases and 60 years #her adult children aren't considered methinks #similar to how a therapist can't tell authorities you're being abused after u turn 18 without your consent #idk how much she'll get seeing as they're in Utah #so there's a lot of ppl that genuinely believe she has a right to do anything to her kids short of killing them #if it means they stick with the religion for as long as they live #some do believe killing ur kids should be allowed tho if it saves their soul or whatever #I disagree with both obviously I think you should be hit with hammers if you treat your kids anywhere near like this #but Jodi better get got those aren't even her fuckin kids got damn #I hope they both get the maximum sentence but especially Jodi cause she absolutely exhasterbated this paranoid mom's shit #Ruby isn't innocent in the slightest she was fucked before Jodi ever showed up #but I fully believe Jodi pushed her closer to this extremen #extreme* #and I hope we start to chip away at the religious exemptions we still have in the US when it comes to child abuse #'spare the rod' spare ur fucking breath if you hit a child I'm gonna hit you with hammers #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse

[bitchthefuck1]

Kaz and Jesper would both have been really into yoyos as kids if they lived in the modern day, but you guys aren't ready for that conversation yet

#look me in the eyes and tell me they wouldn't both have learned a ridiculous number of insanely elaborate tricks you cant do it #both of them absolutely give yoyo children vibes you cant tell me im wrong #i will die on this hill #six of crows #soc #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #six of crows modern au

[simcardiac-arrested]

once again sorry to everyone for bringing this to your dashboards. but some of you are like, genuinely delirious. not even in a funny way. & i hope you die. i hope we both die. hand in unlovable hand etc etc

#Just so fucking bizarre to me how people can be Like This. there has to be something so wrong with your brain on a fundamental level #i can’t even laugh about this or anything because i genuinely feel pity for these people. it’s so sad to me how you’re gonna be like 20 #and then go in a niche tumblr community and create drama over Nothing. over Thin Fucking Air #like do you not have a life? do you not have college? or a job? doesn’t it get tiring? don’t you ever feel ashamed about all this #and the fact that they go and complain about the shipping and the ‘fandombrained’ people as well…. oh my god #how are you going to be TWENTY. and DO THAT. are you seriously sick. ? do you need help #just say you are homophobic and that you hate kids and go. it’ll save everyone a bunch of time for sure #anyways. as someone who has been a rain world fan since 2018. i love you embracing canon. i love you changing canon. i love you disregarding #canon entirely. i love you ships that make sense in canon & that make absolutely zero sense at all. i love you fancharacters that don’t #follow canon rules. i love you ‘cringe’ fancharacters and self inserts. i love you self shipping. i love you oc x canon shipping. #and i love you taking inspiration from designs. i love you community & i love you artists & i love you art #i love you borrowing elements and being inspired and referencing something because you liked it. #are fandoms perfect? GOOD GOD no. is every Fan perfect? no. am i also sometimes annoyed or irrationally pissed off over a ship that #i think is stupid and is illogical. Yes! i’m only human! but i can still love and appreciate the whole CREATIVITY of it all. and the whole #Fun that people are having. i love you having fun. if i don’t like it or if anyone else doesn’t like it they can just Cope #instead of hateposting about it on main and indirectly bullying people who are most likely children. or lgbt. or both #anyways. please continue doing whatever you want. The world is your oyster and you only live on earth once #everyone else can fuck off

[spiderwarden]

Everyone talking about the Grove today and I’ll just say one thing. You’re just picking and choosing which slaughter to partake in.

#[ 🕷️ ] —— musings #[ both are victims and both have children in camp that are killed ] #[ goblins are victims too of the Absolute just like you; just like Minthara ] #[ just like everyone else who was forced to have tadpoles in their faces ] #[ low intelligence doesn’t make them less living creatures ] #[ I can say that cause minth stomps all over them but also asks YOU why you killed the grove if you killed them ] #stomping being goblins #[ my answer is always to impress you and she laughs and says it’s a good a reason as any ] #[ and something like ‘I have done far worse for far less superior people’ Or something like that and moves on ] #[ she loses no sleep over it ] #[ however I need karlach to talk to Minth about it specifically I think ] #[ it will mean more to her in terms of giving shit coming from someone she actually gives a shit about ] #[ the only druid I feel bad about killing is kagha cause she’s not shit to you as a drow ] #[ all I play is drow don’t look at me ]

[suncaptor]

the thing about viewing Jack as a child versus not is that if you're basing it in most ways you would view children and look at it as "infantilization" because Jack is physically developed & communicative in a way that makes you take him seriously then the issue perhaps is how you view children and how they should be treated in the first place. because the ways in which children are vulnerable Jack very much of the time ALSO IS. that is WHY what is happening to him is specifically child abuse. everything that is happening to him is a formative experience regardless of the lack of neurological development that has to happen because it is all he knows. children should be respected the same way Jack should be and children should be protected in the same ways Jack should be. the idea he can speedrun all of the things that make children vulnerable because of being able to control his physical development is kind of ridiculous. time alive allows us to have different ways of forming schemas and understanding how this world and the people in it works. Jack spends this time being abused & traumatised by war. that impact is foundational to his development of his perception even if his brain development stayed the same throughout it.

#he VERY MUCH is in his first and earliest stage of life. he just jumpstarted his development and communication. #AND THAT IS INTERESTING. but he like. absolutely is still vulnerable the way children are as a result. there are of course major difference #like in terms of he has physical strength & powers as well as the way he thinks goes beyond a lot of early markers #due to the development #but man I developed the way I think that matches much of how I do now EXTREMELY young #due to asynchronic development in part #that didn't make me less vulnerable. it just make it way more frustrating the way people treated me #the issue with my perception wasn't due to development it was due to the fact I Didn't Know As Much beyond what was immediately around me #short term. i didn't have time for that age. #that's why like a fully developed teenager isn't necessarily ready to be in a relationship with a grown adult for example. #in humans these sort of age and development we know on a particular scale #but the way we treat children in general is an issue!!! #regarding Jack & sex I feel like so many ways you would slice it there's extreme power imbalances on his end. but I don't really care to #get into all that but I'm not going to be like 'yeah bc supernatural a show where the main character has on multiple occasions flirted with #or wanted to flirt with teenage girls' is like. a good barometer for that anyways #and if calling someone a child is an insult then you need to change how you perceive children. #however!!! children SHOULDN'T be heading armies in the apocalypse. this is an opinion I do think exists for both children and Jack. #he makes me so sad oh my god #jack kline #jack #spn #supernatural #incoherents

[radlegowaffle]

did eden for the first time in a year because of the aviary thing and idk why this made me emotional

#s:cotl #sky: children of the light #sky children of the light #that sky game #rad.txt #last time i had NO idea what i was doing in eden #just that i kept getting hit and dying #but i was holding hands with a friend while being reborn #same kinda happened this time too? but it refused to let me hold my friends hand #both absolute strangers. we were just going through eden at the same time and stuck together #shit makes me cry bro #im in the process of going through the game and getting all my winged light back. not having fun #also eden is fun when you do it once a year

[dykedivorce]

if any other bitch in konoha had been gay apart from sasuke none of this would have happened to my son naruto.

#pussy from the turbotron edgelord 3000 and his whole life went up in flame. NOT worth it #no but fr it's insane how he bamboozled every fan into thinking he was so interesting and cool and badass when . #at the point im at in shippuden hes by far the least interesting of the main characters. one track mind (vengeance) and no depth beyond that #like the other characters rn : sakura coming in to her own ; finding her path and her strength + sharing a connection so deep with naruto #over their common loss that they both just Know although they absolutely cant talk about it #yamato: the only survivor of orochimaru's monstrous experiments on children; kakashi's stand in thats so different from kakashi #it makes you wonder what it would have been like with him as their teacher from the start; #a mystery thats clearly trying his best but whose mission truly is A Lot #SAI: A BRAINWASHED SPY A PAWN FOR A SECRET ORGANISATION WHO CLINGS TO HIS HUMANITY NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES HES BEEN PUNISHED FOR IT #WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH NARUTO FOR MAKING HIM REALIZE HOW DEEP THINGS COULD BE FELT AND HOW DEEP RELATIONSHIPS COULD RUN #WHO HAS BEEN DRAWING A BOOK FOR HIS DEAD BROTHER FOR YEARS EVEN IF HE'S FORGOTTEN WHAT HIS BROTHER LOOKS LIKE #WHO DECIDED TO SPARE SASUKE BECAUSE HE'S LOVED. WHO JUST WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO LIVE A HUMAN LIFE. #MOST AUTISTIC CODED CHARACTER OF ALL TIMES HAS NEVER SUCCESSFULLY MASKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE. #sasuke: sasuke #anyway. im not touching on naruto because i could be here for days #BUT while sasuke on his own so far is very whatever. the narusasu dynamic is truly one for the ages #bc i just saw the ep where sasuke manages to see kyuubi inside naruto and wooshes him away and it's very like. #oh so hes literally seeing naruto's demons and banishing them even as hes telling naruto they dont matter to each other anymore. #oh ok cool cool cool cool this feels normal and not something to obsess over #jesus christ why am i typing all this. who here cares #naruto thoughts

[redwinterroses]

let's put it this way. after this last MCC, I think the best and least discourse-y possible scenario would be for every player to get to participate in the next event... and somehow simultaneously there's a mass Twitter outage.

It's the perfect scenario. Everyone gets to play the block game but no one can "accidentally" turn their fanbase into a negativity nuke. Shut down the Twitter stans and you shut down the rage machine. Players can be as irritated as they want about their oh so terrible luck and misfortune in the block game and it stops at the stream. It doesn't make it to the bird site.

Take away Twitter and suddenly MCC has about 250k fewer problems. Take away a loudmouth, obsequious fanbase's ability to scream insults and slurs into the ether without repercussions and weirdly, things would be so much less obnoxious.

Now I just need to figure out how to shut down Twitter in a month.

#not naming names here but we all know who I'm talking about #and yes this is in response to the absolute morons attacking luna #it's a freaking block game. you and your streamer both need to touch grass #redwintertalks #yeah so basically my takeaway is that Certain Streamers are whiny and negative #but they could be that way and it wouldn't matter if they didn't have a large toxic obnoxious viewer base of obsequious stans #if you defend Those Streamers to me you're proving my point. I'm not against the streamers. #they're obnoxious but so what. don't like don't watch. #but the stanbase isn't content to live and let live. they come into your house and smash your dinner table #grow up children please. #discourse

[termagax]

i really like that scene genuinely its one of my favourites in yhe whole show its got everything. jim gets to do a mundane task. stressing about what his family thinks of his girl. "arrgh and i discussed it :::]". the hug. the way blinky will put his faith in these kids like nothing else like even when he thinks its a terrible idea hes the first and often only person to say with confidence that they know what theyre doing and that he trusts their ability to make decisions. and the way that plays off of jim who has had to be the adult his whole life and take care of everyone else but still isnt trusted to make adult choices and is constantly being doubted and treated extremely pettily by the adults who ought to be looking out for him. does anyone else ever think about how his MOTHER gave him the SILENT TREATMENT for WEEKS. and how that was her response to what to any outside observer looked like suicidal tendencies. he left her a fucking "in case i die" letter and her response was to yell at him and then give him the silent treatment because he wont tell her whats wrong. does anyone else think about the way she says she doesnt want him to take care of her but is completely unprepared for him to act like the teenager he is because she still expects him to be An Adult. the difference between blinky trusting him to take care of himself and take on what he knows he can take while still unconditionally being someone who will trust him and be there to catch him when he falls and barb fussing over him while being materially unprepared to actually give him the support he needs and reacting unpredictably to very vulnerable moments with him. this is NOT to say she doesnt love him or whatever this is just such a single mother moment that it gets me every single time. she loves him so much and yet is totally unprepared to support him because she has no support herself shes basically completely isolated and her turning point to trusting jim and actually being able to be a part of his life is. having a community. reaching out to other parents and the other important people in her sons life. 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 WHATEVER

#nobody understands jim lake jr like the suicidal children of single mothers basically is what im saying #i get him. the agony of knowing shes doing the best she can but that she absolutely would not be able to handle it if you were honest about #any of the things going on with you so you just kind of HAVE to keep her at arms length even when it hurts you both #because until she has that change of heart moment shes not gonna be able to take it. aughhhh

[moviestarmartini]

visca barça at least we aren’t fascists💙❤️

come off anon and say this to my face so i can block you and keep my peace as i have been doing because i don’t like conflict.

i literally abstain of commenting on the disgusting things i’ve heard culers say about us because i simply dislike speaking ill of others and i’m able to respect completely whatever club you support, unlike whoever sent this. and this is probably the last instance i’ll do comments like this.

to have things like this dropped into my ask box when i’ve been nothing but respectful is insulting. this reason why i disliked football in the first place growing up and why im hesitant when barcelona fans follow me. if you follow me, unfollow and stop bothering me. and overall fuck off tremendously.

#you’re speaking abt fascism as if i actively support it for supporting my club #nevertheless of the history that i’m extremely aware it is there #the stadium banned those that are actual fascist that attended the matches to spread such ideas #and one of the main reasons why i don’t pick fights with barca fans is because is completely understand that it isn’t only abt the club #but it also has to do with the nationalism and said history #you aren’t fascists yet you’re still an organization that’s rotting and falling apart from the inside out with the worst mentality ever #the day your president stops treating the fans like children and telling you things like they should be the world will be a better place #and the day both fanbases learn to be objective is the day i flourish because i absolutely hate this type of shit #seriously leave me the fuck alone #i’m so sorry for this culer moots i still love y’all bcuz so far i’ve been respected #and if this was one of you seriously tell me so i can just block you and keep my peace #besides this is YOUR bed and you LIE on it #YOUR president voted against goal line technology #YOUR president voted to raise tebas’ salary when ours declined #AND voted in favor of goal line tech #maybe instead of complaining to something that doesn’t have anything to do with us #you should open your eyes and assess the problem from its root #˙ ˖ ꕀ 🜸 𓈒 ˙ — mail !