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geminijade · 1 year

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Chris Evans is an Ass Man 🔥🥵🍑

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chrisevansispapi · 1 year

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I Think I Love You Again

Summary: Reader and Lloyd are in an arranged marriage, (they’re already exes)

Warning:Smut,husband!lloyd,swearing and mentions of murder

“I,Lloyd Hansen,Take thee Y/f/n as my lawfully wedded wife” Lloyd spoke, me in a white dress, I could only huff.

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I walked around the reception,adjusting my sleeve, “how about another dance from the newly wed couple?” The fucking host yelled, I was pushed to the dance floor hitting Lloyd’s pecs.

I awkwardly smiled and placed my hand on his shoulder, Lloyd smoothly skimmed his hands on my waist making me shiver, “You better stop ignoring me” I roll my eyes as we carefully stepped into the rhythm.

“You broke up with me for no reason,how am I gonna talk to you?” I uncomfortably chuckled, “I’m gonna make you forgive me,sweetheart” Lloyd smirked, “Now,smile for the photographer” I leaned my head to his chest and smiled directly at the photographer.

“Kiss!Kiss!Kiss!” My heart skipped a beat when he pulled me into a passionate kiss, leaving me flustered and melting to the kiss.

Lloyd tickled his nose with mine, “I will make you mine till dawn just to pay for all the bloodshed I’ve caused to get you,my sweet rose”

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“Lloyd!” I grasped the bedsheets as he pounded directly at my spot, “aw squeezin’ the fuck outta my fat cock,already?” Lloyd kissed my ankles, my mouth wa ajar letting out unholy noises.

The lovebites and bruises on my body were as sign saying that I was his and his only, “oh–fucking– god,Fill me up,Lloyd!” I grabbed the bedpost, Lloyd let out ropes of cum in my overstimulated cunt, my orgasm mixed with his.

“Lemme clean you up,baby” he grabbed a damp towel and cleaned up, he picked up our clothes and threw them at the hamper, Lloyd slowly opened the blinds, the sunrise hitting Lloyd’s porcelain skin so perfectly.

“You tired?” Lloyd laid back down and covered us with the duvet, “so tired” I laughed, he kissed me for the first time after he claimed me.

He slid his hand through my sweaty hair, “I think I love you again”

“This is the best reward for killing a whole clan” Lloyd kept kissing my bruising lips, “I’m too tired,Lloyd” I said dozing off.

“Alright,Sleep well,my sweet rose” He kissed my head.

#chris evans x y/n #chris evans x you #chris evans #chris evans characters #chris evans one shot #chris evans x female reader #chris evans x reader #chris evans fanfiction #chris evans is an ass man #lloyd hansen #lloyd hansen x you #lloyd hansen smut #lloyd hansen x reader #lloyd hansen fanfiction #lloyd hansen x y/n

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georgiapeach30513 · 7 months

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Jen! It makes sense why Chris chose that specific scene of Pacino to impersonate.

It’s because it’s about women with great asses. 🍑🍑 @musingsfromthemitten will totally understand 😉😉

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cx8CbTFvaoI/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

🤣 I love this

#Chris Evans is an ass man

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buckybarnesandmarvel · 2 years

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𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐄𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐬𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐧

pairings: chris evans x reader

warnings: the title says it all... mentions of sex

summary: the rumour is true... chris evans is an ass man... and he never lets you forget it

a/n: saw this interview again and it gave me some inspiration and motivation to write something!

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Chris Evans was an ass man... and you had to deal with it.

all. the. time.

his hands would be on your butt

or in your back pocket

cuddle sessions>>>>>

if you guys were just relaxing, you would probably be lying on your belly on top of him

one hand costantly on your ass, the other with a book or his phone

smacking your ass whenever he had the chance

even in public

at red carpets, his hand would be on your hips, but moving dangerously close to your ass

the pap photos...

the amount of them with Chris either smacking your ass or staring at it

it’s hilarious

but you love it

so does he

and the sex

don’t get me started on the sex

when I tell you, this man is obsessed

constantly kneading your ass

he even uses it as a pillow

if he comes back late from work and you’re asleep, most likely on your belly

this guy becomes like an excited labrador

all giddy and smiley even though he’s knackered

he undresses and falls dramatically face down onto your ass, waking you up

you’re annoyed he’s woken you up, but he makes it up with cuddles after you’ve both calmed down from laughing.

and of course, you return the favours

i mean... have you seen that man’s ass?!

you also smack it whenever you have a chance

compilations on youtube

Chris and y/n being obsessed with each other’s ass

inside jokes occur

chris turning beet red all the time

but he is shameless

it’s the dynamic between the two of you

and no one is complaining :)

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this is really rushed and probably not that great but yeah. enjoy! :))

#chris #chris evans #loml #daddy #i love him your honor #chris evans is an ass man #chris evans x reader #chris evans x y/n #chris evans x you #chris evans x girlfriend!reader #chris evans rpf #chris evans x female!reader #chris evans fluff #chris evans x reader fluff #chris evans x y/n fluff #chris evans x you fluff

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goldensunflowe-r · 1 year

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Chris Evans SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

Masterlist

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miss-tribbiani · 1 year

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Ofc he's the Sexiest man alive tell me something I don't know 🙄🙄

#how is he so fine #love u chris #Chris Evans #sexiest men alive #2022 #I loved the people's photoshoot #chris evans is an ass man #pls choke me #I mean

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cigarettesunderthemoon · 2 years

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Happy birthday to the love of my life, Steven Grant Rogers. The best 104 year old I've never met.

#captain america #i love him #i am so in love with this man #chris evans is an ass man #capussy #stevussy #rogussy #reality shifter #fuck he looks good for his current 104 years #happy birthday old man

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uncasualfangirl · 1 year

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Chris Evans just existing :

Me: IN A FUCKING CHOKEHOLD

#how can one man be so fine #chris evans x smut #chris evans x reader #chris evans #captain america #americas ass #steve x bucky #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers #stucky #im literally so in love with him #im dead #i love this man #im literally sobbing #im a goner #marvel #the avengers #peoples sexiest man alive 2022

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evansbby · 2 years

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Chris Evans explains why he's an ass man.

#chris evans #my gifs #please let this show up in the tags hehe #anyways yes bby you are an ass man and i'm so thankful for that #only ass men can be trusted #steve rogers #mcu #chris evans gif #captain america

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itiswormtimebaby · 10 months

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Here’s what I’m thinking about:

Reader pronouns: She/Her

Biker!Steve Rogers absolutely obsessed with your ass.

Flat? Dimpled? Cellulite? Stretch marks? Clean shaven? Not shaven? Doesn’t matter, man’s gotta eat…and spank…and bite…and grab

You’re beyond full, his cock stretching your cunt, a plug deep in your ass, his tongue in your mouth; it’s all you can do to bounce your hips as he so completely dominates your senses. You break away from the kiss with a wine, drooling onto his shoulder as he coos at how precious his baby is when she’s so drunk on his cock.

Inked knuckles grab at your hips as he takes over, each snap of his hips working to carve a deeper space inside of you for him to occupy, the slap of his balls against your ass nudging the plug at each upstroke, creating a delicious burn.

The next day he’ll make it up to you, his tongue tracing over each abused hole until your begging him to take you all over again.

#steve Rogers smut #biker steve smut #captain America is an ass man #biker steve Rogers #biker steve Rogers smut #steve Rogers imagine #Chris Evans smut #hwita

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chrisevansispapi · 1 year

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Keep it shut

summary: reader is pregnant with chris’ baby and everybody kind of knows except chris

Warning: talks of sex,swearing,avengers cast(yes its a warning) and pregnancy

Everyone was talking in the van, while you were talking to Chris about your cravings, “I want the ice cream thing with chips” you spoke as you munched on some donuts.

“CHRIS! Please get the girl what she fucking wants,she’s been talking about food for twenty ducking minutes now!” Robert said, Chris smirked and kissed your cheek,“your fetus might be hungry” Anthony yelled from the back, “spider-boy isn’t hungry?” You looked at Tom, “yeah, I’m not” Tom said, everyone groaned at you and chris for not getting it.

Chris placed his hand on your thigh, “Does anybody want McDonald’s?” Chris asked everyone, “me, please” you said pouting, “6 cheeseburgers , 3 dozen of nugs and 8 cokes?” Chris asked everyone again, “fries,babe and pickles on my cheeseburger” You spoke.

“I want fries too” Lizzie said, “me, three” Seb said. “Alrighty”

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Everybody ate and you were still on your fries, “So, guys! Wouldn’t it be fun for someone to have a baby in our group?!” Scarlett said loudly, “yeah and we’d all be godmothers and godfathers” You happily smiled still not getting it.

You yawned, and started to drift off.

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We all arrived at the cabin by the beach, you immediately went to your room and drifted off again. Everybody including Chris was still talking by the fireplace, “she’s been so tired lately,Chris” Lizzie asked hinting, “yeah,it’s probably those mornings she wakes up ill or sick” Chris said in a worried tone, a groan came out of Scar, “she’s probably having morning sickness,dumbshit!” Scarlett hit Chris on the shoulder.

“She’s not pregnant,though” Chris spoke, “That’s what were trying to tell you,she probably is!” Sebastian huffed, You walked out of the room and into the living room, “Can you guys keep it down?” You stretched your arms up, “C’mere,babe”Chris pats on his lap, and you sat down, He pressed a loving kiss on your lips, “you okay?”

“Yeah” you smiled softly

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“Everyone’s saying you’re pregnant” Chris said putting on his pajamas, “—are you?” You slide back on your shorts, “what if I tell you I am?” You looked at Chris, “Are you really?” Chris slides in bed with you, “I am, 7 weeks along, I knew since Wednesday” you smiled at him.

“No way!” Chris placed a sloppy kiss on my lips, “I’m gonna be a daddy!” He placed multiple kisses on me.

#chris evans x y/n #chris evans x you #chris evans characters #chris evans #chris evans one shot #chris evans x female reader #chris evans x reader #chris evans is daddy #chris evans fanfiction #chris evans is an ass man

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georgiapeach30513 · 10 months

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I want to add I think his Boston accent comes through when he's doing dirty talk, all rich and thick... plus I think he likes hickeys/neck kisses done to him....

Omg omg I think he loves a jiggle... like doggystyle jiggle... ✨️

I think his Boston accent comes through when he’s comfortable in general. But if he knows it makes his woman sweat, he’s doing it just to drive her crazy!!

I think since he’s a public person, while he likes to mark up his partner, that it’s all in places where you can’t see 😏

Well…

#chris Evans #Boston accent #Chris Evans is an ass man

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barnescevans · 11 months

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Happy birthday Chris Evans 💙

you can give it some love on twitter too 🥰

#chris evans #happy birthday chris evans #that’s america’s ass #he invented dilfism #lightyear #the gray man #sexiest man alive #fanart #steve rogers #cause why not? it's not steve but chris but i want you to see this drawing cause im so proud of it

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iloveprettyboysblog · 2 years

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Dedicated to Dodger 💞💕

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cable-knit-sweater · 2 years

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I loved watching The Gray Man… for its uhm plot.

#LOOK AT HIM #looking very disrespectfully #bless this movie for putting Chris in pants that perfectly show off that perfect ass #also just ALL OF HIM IS JUST 😫😫😫😫#chris evans #the gray man #lloyd hansen

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austnbutlr · 8 months

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chris evans being a giant cliche is unsurprising if you’ve been following his career long before his marvel days. anyways, hope he’s happy and that this doesn’t blow up in his face. 🫠🥴

#chris evans #I for the life of me don’t know what a grown ass man is doing with a woman in her mid twenties #well actually I do #next up: pregnancy announcement!#he is on a mission!#but can people let go of the pr theory??#he’s got a whole ass wife now #if you’re in denial about it still then idk what to tell you #cause if this was pr the only person benefiting from this is her #cause this is 10000% gonna piss of a chunk of his fanbase #you know the ones writing letters about why he’s disappointed they #the whole point of a pr relationship is for BOTH parties to benefit #so yeah this is legit #you are allowed to be sad/disappointed/upset whatever #but leave his/hers friends and family alone #this too shall pass

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