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cevansbaby-dove · 1 month

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hey if your still doing requests i was just wondering if you could do

a Mechanic Chris Evans is a little older than Y/N story where Y/N has car trouble, and he finds her on side of the road and helps her.

and they go back to his shop. then things get a little flustered for Y/N they talk a little bit but they have a spicy scene,

if you are comfortable with writing

Omg I am so happy I found time to write this. Thanks for asking.

Pairing:Mechanic!Chris EvansX Reader

Warnings: Fluffy stuff then some spice 😉

"Damn it!" You said hitting the steering wheel. "Shit now what do I do now?" you looked around the road and see your not near any phone or even a town.

You grab your phone and look on the map for a towing company and you find Evans who is a mechanic, oh thank heavens.

You breathe a sigh of relief, you quickly dialed the number from the maps and heard his voice. "Hello thank you for calling"

You smiled, "hi My name is L/N, Um my car broke down here on I95 and I don't know how far I am from the nearest town can you help me?"

"Yes ma'am where exactly are you?" You looked at the road signs and tell him where.

"i'm only ten minutes from there hang tight i'll be right over" You nodded. "thank you"

You got out of your car wearing this outfit.

You were on your way meeting some friends in New York when your car broke down, you send a text to the group chat with your girlfriends in it saying you are running late.

You look around and then look at your phone. "it's already noon? oh man I will be very late"

moments later you see a tow truck pull up to your car. Chris hops out. "L/N right?" You looked at him and nodded. "yes that's me hi"

He shakes your hand and then looks at your car. "well I can have it towed back to my shop and take a look there it would be better then being out in this heatwave"

You nod "sounds good" He nods and says. "hop in the front" You do as he says and you watch him hook your car up to the back of the truck damn he looked good.

The way his arm muscles popped when he was hauling the chain to your car made you feel so turned on. But no you just met him it'd be weird to come on to him.

Who knows maybe he's married with kids! You shook your head as he walked to the driver side of his truck and gets in. "Okay" he drives back to his shop and he says. "at first glance i'd say that car has hit the dust"

"Oh that's not good" he nods. "we have a car dealer ship in the city so you could just buy or rest from there"

You nod looking at him. "is it a lot? I saved up a lot for this trip I am not about to spend it on one car"

Chris chuckles. "Yes ma'am it's cheap" He couldn't help but glance at you the way your tanned legs looked he was so in love.

Chris turns into the shop and turns his truck off and then hops out then open your door and you hop out not knowing how tall the step was from the ground you mis land and crash into Chris.

You look at him and he says. "you ok?" You nod standing up but his hands didn't leave your hips as you tried to regain your balance. "I'm okay thanks"

He gets the car into the garage and you stand there watching yet again letting your mind go into the gutter with this man.

Chris turns and says. "Should be fixed in a day or so. Sorry miss L/N"

"A day!?" You said rubbing your arms "I was meeting some girlfriends today not tomorrow, and oh by the way, my name is y/n" You mumbled stuff as you paced.

"Y/N? wait didn't I see you in high school? you were the popular girl every guy but me wanted." You looked at him. "Not so popular now, but I have a good life"

Chris nodded. "well did you ever marry Carl? I heard you and him were planning a wedding" You smile softly. "No it didn't work out" he nods. "sorry to hear that"

You look over at him. "What about you? has Chris Evans got a misses Evans?" He chuckled. "nope I did but we split due to some disagreements in our marriage."

"Im sorry Chris, any girl honestly would be lucky to have you I remember having a small crush on you back in school but...so did many of the other girls"

Chris smiles. "yes I get that alot" You chew on your lip when it was quiet and Chris says. "Anyway i'll see if there is room in the hotel"

You reach out for his arm. "no Chris please don't leave me alone here" he turns and looks at you. "um..okay"

You felt really bold so you stand up and walk to him. "what can we do to pass the time?"

He looked into your eyes and smiles. "I have a few things in mind" You bite your lip and he places his hand on your cheek. "I have wanted to kiss you so badly ever since in school but...God I couldn't"

You said in a hushed whispers. "What's stopping you this time Evans?"

His eyes meets your and he says. "Nothing but-" You place your index finger to his plump red lips. "Shhh..if you keep talking I might back out of this"

Chris crashes his lips on your grabbing your hands in one he backs you to a wall and he hears you moan as he swirls his tongue around your lips begging for you to let him in.

You part your lips ever so slightly so he french kisses you. "Hmm" You said as he run his hand down your waist to your leg pulling it up to his waist.

You gasp feeling his cock through his jeans. he kisses your neck softly nipping at your soft skin. "Fuck Chris..." You said as he let's go of your hand and he says in your ear. "you like it feels hmm?"

You moaned once more before he picks you up setting you on his desk ripping your shirt and shorts off.

"Fuck your beautiful!" he said as he kissed your chest and he moves your bra and starts groping your breast. You let your head fall back as he keeps is hands on you.

You tug at his shirt and he smiles as you take it off seeing the tattoos on his chest made you go crazy.

Chris goes back to sucking on your neck. "hmm" You unclip your bra then toss the the ground as you run your hands through his hair. "Chris...I want you.."

Chris smiles against your skin. "yes?" You nodded. "please" he works his jeans off and says. "panties off" You slid off the black thong and toss it to the ground.

Chris moves his hand to your dripping core. "So wet for me uh babygirl?" You moaned at the nickname. "Yes sir" He pushes a finger into you making you gasp. "Fuck that feels good"

He work his finger in and out of your clit before he adds another finger stretching you out in a best way possible.

"Chris.." That is all you could say as he kept his pace it was rough but you dreamed of this day with him since high school.

Chris feels you tighten around his fingers. "So close uh babygirl?" He said as he looks into your eyes.

"Hmm..yes" You said as you felt close but then Chris stops making you look at him. "No no Chris.." He creases your cheek.

"Shhh your ok" He gets his boxers off and grabs a condom and rolls it on his thick cock then he tease your sensitive clit. "You Ok?" You nod biting your lip. "yes sir..."

He pushes into you making you let out a yelp as your eyes roll into the back of your head. "Fuck Chris" Is all you can say before he slowly moves in and out of you.

"Yea? you like it uh?" He asks moving painfully slow in and out of you. "yes...Hmm so much" he smiles kissing your lips and you run your hands through his hair and tug on it as he speeds up his thrusts into you.

"Fuck fuck!!" You said feeling so close. "Chris...close..so.." he groans feeling close to his climax as well. "Shit you feel so good, why didn't we do this years ago?" he said as you moaned. "you..never...asked" You said between pants as he hit you g-spot over and over.

Chris groans as he cums in the condom and then you let go around him and he looks into your eyes and pulls away from you and cleans you up and says as he gets dressed. "so..was that my payment?"

You fixed your shirt and giggled looking at him still on the desk. "I don't know, could it be?" Chris looks at you and smiles. "one of the best payments I have ever had" he kisses you then you say. "I should get to the hotel" he nods. "i'll call you when your car is ready. IF I can fix it"

You nod hopping off the desk. "Call me either way please" You teased.

Chris nods. "that's a promise Y/N" You walked out of the shop and found the hotel and got a room for the night.

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dailychrisevans · 1 year

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CHRIS EVANS as Robert Pronge / Mr. Freezy THE ICEMAN (2012) dir. Ariel Vromen

#chris evans #the iceman #evansedit #filmedit #marvelcastedit #dailyflicks #moviegifs #filmgifs #cinematv #chewieblog #cinemapix #flawlessgentlemen #dilfgifs #mensource #*#gif #by manda #what y'all want: thirst traps #what I offer:

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missdollytheog · 2 months

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So.. my free pass could be any one of these men Chris Evans/

Please tell me is chris evans with a beard

I would take Chris Evans in any forms 🥵🥵

#chris evans #so hot 🔥🔥🔥#hot as fuck #hotmen #thirst trap #hot male #male beauty #handsome #handsome man

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janeykath318 · 1 year

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Pinterest for the win!

#chris pine #chris evans #thirst trap

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graendoll · 2 years

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If it fits, I sits. 😌

#chris evans #thirst trap #my favorite chair #tumblr has made me horny?#whoops #cause of death is this photo right here officer

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buckttommy · 2 months

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i have this headcanon that buck is a social media slut like. tiktok, insta, twitter, etc. and so. i feel like shortly after they start dating, tommy goes on like a social media stalking spree just to see what he's been up to all these years and he gets to see buck in all his phases and stages from his brat 1.0 days all the way up to, like, family photos with chris/eddie and he accidentally likes one thirst trap taken on a beach in peru from like 2015 which is embarrassing, but he's like nooo evan's working, there's no way he saw it, it should be fine. and no sooner than he has the thought, he gets a text message from his boyfriend that's just a screenshot that says t.kinard liked this photo and is like "oh? see something you like?" and tommy is nothing if not an asshole at heart, so he's like "yes that water in the background looks so cool and refreshing where were you in this photo i think i'd like to visit" and buck is just like "🙄🙄🙄" but he's secretly like TELL ME I'M PRETTY even though he doesn't say it and tommy KNOWS it and he's powerless to not give his boy what he wants even when he doesn't ask but he can't look like he's giving up TOO easily because buck will never let him forget it so he's like "you know, on second thought i guess the guy standing in front of the water is kinda cute too." and buck is like :D :D :D .... anyways.

#THEY'RE GROSS AND I LOVE THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#tv: 911 #jack.txt #bucktommy #[steps back into my fluff era like a soldier returning from war]

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buddierecs · 9 days

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mutual pining buddie fics pt2

all explicit rating - 18+ only!!!! make sure to kudos/comment on these amazing works :)

i like you so much (it's kinda gross) by: aficatyourfingerstips, brewrosemilk "eddie is an MMA fighter and buck thirsts on twitter" word count: 10k important tags: celebrity au, social media, texting, sexting breathe out now and we fall back in by: withoutthetiger "set during the summer after 5b, buck and eddie are complete idiots (affectionate) while they pretend to be in love and then realize they haven't been pretending at all. It's just a lot of fake dating, written for the prompt "you could never hurt me." word count: 32k important tags: fake dating, friends to lovers, touching, first dates, first kiss, grinding, hand jobs, blow jobs, anal sex stupid people by: brewrosemilk "new in los angeles, and having recently admitted to himself that he's gay, eddie figures that hiring a sex worker might be a good way to keep his private life cut off from his job and his son. a way to keep things from becoming too complicated. it works. for a while." word count: 160k important tags: different first meetings au, sex worker!evan buckley, friends with benefits, friends to lovers, multimedia, blow jobs, rough sex, praise kink, come slut!evan buckely, light dom!sub, phone sex, riding if i need you to rearrange my particles - i will for you by: dylaesthetics "buck joins a support app for first responders and matches with a firefighter who has ptsd and a kid who likes giraffes, apparently." word count: 45k important tags: secret identity, texting, ptsd, anxiety, panic attacks, sexuality crisis, sexting, masturbation, getting together to feel the need of your touch by: honestlydarkprincess "the one where buck is touchstarved and desperate for eddie. they fuck but it's also really sweet." word count: 7.5k important tags: light dom/sub, hurt/comfort, oral sex, anal sex, barebacking, evan buckley has a praise kink, dom!eddie diaz, sub!evan buckley, porn with feelings

while we do what lovers do by: withoutthetiger "set during s3/s4, featuring a lot of sex and angst and love and beautiful idiots (affectionate) who could always save themselves some trouble if they had one thoroughly honest conversation." word count: 27k important tags: first with benefits, hurt/comfort, feelings realisation, idiots in love, porn with feelings, hand jobs, blow jobs, rimming, anal sex doin' something unholy by: bekkachaos "eddie makes a tiktok account so he can monitor chris' activity on the app, and he stumbles across buck’s profile. It’s a lot of silly trends, a couple with chris (previously eddie approved), but when he scrolls to the newest video it’s one of those transition thirst traps and oh yeah, eddie’s been sucked in, hard." word count: 7.4k important tags: tik tok, feelings realisation, getting together, masturbation, voyeurism

cause in my head i do everything right / when you call i'll forgive and not fight by: aficatyourfingertips, eddiediazisascorpio "the one where buck and eddie are separated." word count: 31k important tags: married but separated!buddie, different first meeting au, miscommunication, eventual happy ending, angst, anal sex, oral sex, angry sex, mutual masturbation, phone sex

- pt 1 of explicit mutual pining fics - mature rating mutual pining fics - general audience rating mutual pining fics

#turns out there is a word limit so here is the part two #911 abc #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buck x eddie #911 fandom #911 show #buck x eddie fic #ao3 #ao3 link #ao3feed #buddie smut #buddie fic #buddie recommendations #buddie fics #buck x eddie smut #mutual pining fics #mutual pining #evan buck buckley

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fxnfiction · 7 months

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Buddie Fic Recs! (pt 2)

Shes back with Buddie fic recs part two! (Find part one here)

I love you fanfiction authors! Please send over your fav fics and remember to leave kudos & comments when you can!

ripples all the way down by iriswests | 57k | M

With some coercion, Buck allows Maddie to set him up on a date. Surprisingly, the date goes well — and it keeps his mind off the unnamable feelings he’s been studiously ignoring for his best friend.

Until Christopher’s science report on gentoo penguins — no, seriously — sets off a series of events that has him somehow spending more time at the Diazes’ side, and he feels like he’s going just a little bit insane trying to juggle a burgeoning relationship, his jealousy over Eddie’s own new relationship with Ana, and his inability to move on from the place that’s been his for three years in the Diazes’ lives.

Oh, and Eddie keeps looking at him like he has something to say — except he never says it.

This is the tumultuous road to finding out what Buck truly wants, paved by pebbles.

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or; christopher partakes in some parent trapping

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Let My Ink Stain Your Pages by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels | 107k | E

Having just killed off his popular character, bestselling author Evan Buckley needs some new inspiration and fast. Luckily for him, Det. Eddie Diaz is about to stroll into his life.

The last thing Eddie needs is a reckless mystery writer partnering with him and causing trouble. Or, rather, the last thing he needs is an inappropriate crush. Too bad he doesn't have a choice, because he's about to become the main character in Buck's new book series.

…everyone, place your bets.

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i like you so much (it's kinda gross) by aficatyourfingertips, brewrosemilk | 10k | E

Buck Buckley (@firefighterbuck):@eddiediaz I’ll never be able to tug your hair now, huh?

Eddie Diaz (@eddiediaz):@firefighterbuck It’s against the rules, anyway. You don’t look like a fighter, though. What situation would we be in that would make you want to tug my hair?

(Or: Eddie is an MMA fighter and Buck thirsts on twitter.)

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The Definition of Love and All Things Ineffable by ElvenSorceress | 29k | T

Maddie asks him, like she’s been waiting to ask him, “Does Christopher call you ‘Uncle Buck’?”

It’s… it sounds so casual. Nonchalant. Maybe even reasonable? And like there’s something she’s trying to figure out, but why would Chris ever call Buck his uncle? He’s Jee-Yun’s uncle. “No,” Buck answers. “Why?”

“He called me Aunt Maddie.” She tips her head curiously, brows knit together. “You’re far closer to him than I am. I thought if I’m his aunt, you’d have to be his uncle. Why wouldn’t you be Uncle Buck?”

There are pieces of chicken mushed into Jee’s fingers and carrots sticking to the bib draped over her front and what might be peas caught in her hair.

And Buck doesn’t really have an answer.

It’s just. It’s wrong. He’s not Chris’ Uncle Buck. Maybe he should be? Maybe he’s supposed to be? Or maybe Chris doesn’t call him that directly because he’s always been BFF Buck or His Buck. He shrugs and uneasiness settles in his stomach.

What more could he ever be to Chris but an uncle?

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In which Buck processes his breakup, learns his place in his family, has a huge crisis of sexuality, and finds the truth about love beating in his own heart.

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Still Waters by MilenaDaniels | 7k | E

As Eddie lays on the hot pavement bleeding out, his eyes locked on Buck’s bloody face, his hand reaching out towards him, what washes over him isn’t his hard-earned stillness nor is it shock.

It’s clarity, edging slowly into focus from off-stage.

And when he wakes up in the hospital bed and registers a soft, slim hand in his, he thinks, "no, that’s not it".

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Or, Five Ways Eddie's Body Feels Different After the Shooting

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One Week by elisela | 3k | G

Christopher's week revolves around Buck.

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wastin' my time when it was always you by heartbeatdiaz | 20k | M

"Do you think it'll be like this forever?" Eddie whispers, as low as he can, so as to not wake Maddie up.

"What do you mean?" Evan tilts his head and frowns, confused.

"You and me. Us, being best friends. You think we can have this forever?" Eddie really hopes so. He likes building blanket forts with Evan and his sister, he likes going on adventures with his best friend and pretending they're pirates together. He likes all of it and he doesn't want it to ever end.

"Yeah, Eds. Duh!"

"You promise?"

"Promise." They both hook their pinky fingers and maybe they don't know it then, but that will be one of the most important promises they make in their life. And one of the hardest to keep as well.

or;

The one where they're childhood best friends, life separates them and then, years later, they find each other again.

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and oh dear lord, think im buried in too deep by parker_kingofbees | 3k | G

“Oh, sorry,” David says quickly. Then, after a pause and a confused look sent Michael’s way, he elaborates, “Just, Michael had told me you two were dating.”

Well that’s a little weird. Buck doesn’t know Michael too well, but he’s talked to him a few times at group gatherings. Michael thought he and Eddie were a couple this whole time? He looks at the man in question quizzically.

“Well, that’s what May had told me,” Michael explains defensively. Buck and Eddie then turn their eyes to May, who looks a little like a deer in the headlights.

“Wait, but Mom said-”

Before the blame can even properly be placed on Athena, she interrupts. “Bobby told me himself that you two were dating.”

Finally, Buck and Eddie face Bobby questioningly.

“What do you mean, you aren’t dating?” Bobby asks, looking about as confused as everyone else.

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aka literally everyone thinks that buck and eddie are dating

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the darker side of lust (the other side of us) by anonymous | 11k | E (tw cnc)

Buck explains himself as best as he can, hedging a lot and making it clear that he’ll have no trouble living without this if they decide not to go ahead.

Eddie listens carefully, asking judgementless questions and considering the hypotheticals, all without betraying what he’s feeling. Then, when they’ve exhausted all of the possibilities and Buck’s already preparing himself to be disappointed, Eddie smiles and says, “Okay. Let’s do it.”

They buy what they need the next day.

Buck and Eddie try a CNC roleplay.

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Enjoy! Let me know what you think. Part three out soon! xoxo

#911 #buddie #fxnfiction does fanfiction #fic recs #fanfiction #911 abc #911 fox #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #i love u fanfic writers #fanfic #ao3

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rainbowsky · 2 years

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So I keep seeing people saying that the pictures gg posted today are very gay and not something a straight person would do? So if I may ask what makes those pictures gay? I don’t really get it? I’m sorry if this question is a bit weird lol 😝 but I keep seeing people say the same thing so…

I've gotten SO MANY questions about this. These comments seem to have really captured everyone's imagination. 😅

Fake, fan fiction, CPN.

Anyone who has any familiarity with gay beauty standards (or, as I like to call them, 'toxic gay beauty standards') will immediately see how GG's latest photoset really ticks off those boxes. 😅

Muscular, short hair, manly, a bit of stubble, masculine chain around the neck, tank top, wet body... 😅😅😅

It's well explained in this clip from cloudcloutclaud:

He's talking about Chinese gay beauty standards, but actually, these are pretty much universal gay beauty standards everywhere.

Chris Evans, Channing Tatum - both wildly popular among gay men

These pictures from GG fit into every cliche of 'gay beauty standards', right down to the wet white tank top. So much so that it makes me wonder if he's intentionally courting that image. 😅

That's why they've been talked about so much as 'gay thirst traps'.

#xiao zhan #lgbtpride #manly gg #chongqing beauty #ask

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tkblythofficial · 1 month

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Tom going full hollywood star. Say it ain't so. Chris Evans voice. How I we supposed to notice his whole self?? And what about the thirst traps? You telling me, if I drop a lewd bikini pic he won't like it. Nah. He can miss me with that. Need berserker Tom back ASAP. My cooch needs it.

Sorry he wasn’t going to like your bikini pic anyway 🤭

#my answers #about t

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cevansbaby-dove · 7 months

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Let me go part 3

Paring: Chris Evans X Fake girlfriend!reader

You have been busy with so much on your plate after the party at the Evans house that you haven't texted scott back.

Scott:Y/n please talk to me.

Seen at 1:39 pm.

Scott:Y/N i know your seeing these....

You pick your phone up and text him.

Y/N:I just want to be left alone Scott is that so hard to do!?

Scott sees your text and sighs. "she's pissed off" Lisa says. "Chris when i said to talk to her i didn't mean tell her how you feel"

Chris sighs. "I know i know ma! jesus"

Lisa shakes her head. 'Just let her be and i mean it this time" Chris nods. "yes ma" Scott says. 'even me ma?"

"yes you too scott she just needs to be left alone for a while"

Chris nods. "okay fine i have things i have to do anyway i'll see you guys soon" he hugs his mother and then he leaves.

Chris's POV.

"I find Y/n to be. Angelic, adorable, alluring, appealing, lovely, kind and cute."

Those are the words i only can say about her. God of coarse i can't just say it's all fake...i really am in love with her.

I nod and put a fake smile on as they wrap up the show. I stand up and walk off set.

I grab my things and walk out of the set and get into the car that is waiting for me. "hotel please"

The driver nods and i look at my phone and see that Y/n posted something to her Instagram.

Y/N:Nothing like LA beaches. 🫶🏻

I can't help but smile lightly looking at this girl, i need to give her space so i chose not to like the post, I turn my phone off and look out the window of New York. I head back to Boston in the morning...it's gong to be a long night.

No Pov.

You get back to your hotel and lay in bed, you see that chris saw your stories and you know he saw your post too...You send him a message.

Y/N: Hi

Seen

Chris: Hi what's up?

Y/N:

Chris: Go to sleep then...

Y/N: im not that tired Evans...lol...So um..i saw the interview...do you really think of me that way?

Chris:

Y/N: I'll take that as a yes... 😅

Chris: yes I do find you that and so much more. i just worry about us if there is an us...

You look at his text and slightly frown, you've been so hard on him since you two "broke up"

Y/N:Chris i was wondering if your free next week for breakfast, I'll be in Boston then and i wanted to see you....you ok with that?

Chris:I would love too go and hang out with you 😁

Y/N:Great! I'll let you go, good night.

Chris:Good Night Y/N sweet dreams.

Y/N:Good Night Chrissy same to you.

You turn your phone off and set it down on the table by your bed and fall fast asleep.

I love how this story is going! Let me know what you think of it as well more will be out soon.

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pearwaldorf · 4 months

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Things I watched on the plane to and from Halifax

Apparently you need to trap me on a giant tin can before I'm willing to watch something for 2 hours. (I heroically did not spend it rewatching S2 of Our Flag Means Death because I could have. Please clap.)

The Last Voyage of the Demeter Much like The Haunted Mansion, this movie should not have been a summer release. You want dark, spooky atmosphere for a vampire horror movie on a boat. It was refreshing to have a Black protagonist who is not only educated but survives the entire movie. (cw: child and animal death)

Kong Skull Island I have thirst watched movies much more terrible than this (because Chris Evans did not know how to pick 'em). It's very silly and has a lot of CGI animal fights. Also a couple pretty blatant Heart of Darkness references just to prove it could have been cultured if it wanted to be.

Magic Mike's Last Dance It always tickles me that Steven Soderbergh, an actually brilliant filmmaker and cinematographer, has made three movies about a stripper. This movie stretches the limits of credibility, even in the already ridiculous romcom genre, but in a great way. Salma Hayek is still as smoking hot as she was in Dogma (and maybe I should have picked up some clues then, but).

The Magic Mike movies (at least two and three, one is very stupid) are these utterly sincere meditations on female sexuality, desire, and autonomy wrapped up in the silliest conceit possible, and I absolutely love them. (Also The Odyssey with butts.) And maybe it's the ridiculousness that allows us to explore these concepts in a way that is still thoughtful but not necessarily "serious".

Anyways. I enjoyed it very much and you should watch it.

#pear text

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sapphirefallschronicles · 1 year

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- ̥۪͙۪˚┊❛ Welcome to Sapphire Falls - Where are they now #1 ❜┊˚̥۪͙۪◌

Basketballer!Chris Evans x Abigail Syverson (plus size!ofc) & Farmer!Syverson x Livia Darmandi (Asian ofc)

Summary: It has been a few years since the proposal. How are Abigail and Chris doing?

Word count: 1.3k

Warnings: None

The Advent Calendar (a.k.a. the masterlist)

‘I cannot believe we’re married now,’ I whisper, nuzzling my nose against my wife’s.

‘Me neither,’ she whispers back. ‘I couldn’t have imagined a more perfect day.’

It’s the middle of the night and we lay in the kingsize bed of a lovely cottage hidden away in the fields of Sapphire Falls. It had been a long, but amazing day. We decided early on the wedding had to be on Honey Bee Farm. Abigail looked beautiful. She loved being the center of attention, and I loved watching her enjoy it all.

The rest of the night was spend in bed, until the sun rose again.

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‘Babe, stop right there.’

‘I’m in the middle of the street!’

‘Just stop!’ Chris already has his phone in hand, and starts taking photos, while I’m standing in the middle of the street, holding a little bouquet he just bought me for our first anniversary.

The smile on my face only grows bigger, especially when I see him crouching down, leaning left and right, just to take a good picture.

‘You look beautiful,’ he smiles.

Suddenly I hear a car honk loudly, and I run to the sidewalk. ‘Goddamn, these pictures better be worth it.’

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Mornings were my favorite since Chris and I got married. Especially our weekend mornings, because those were our lazy ones, the ones we slept in, ate breakfast in bed. Just like today.

‘You are a saint,’ I smile softly, as Chris hands me a steaming cup of coffee. He winks at me, looking as handsome as ever. Sometimes I still wonder how I managed to pull this kind of man, but damn, am I grateful.

‘I think we’re gonna stay in bed all day and watch Friends,’ he says, throwing one more look out the window. The sky is cold and grey, and in the distance I can see dark clouds coming.

Chris is about to jump back into bed, but stops when he sees me reaching for my camera.

‘What are you up to?’ he asks, cocking his eyebrow.

‘You, my love, look like a thirst trap right now. So, I’m gonna take a picture of you because I don’t think I can withhold this from the world,’ I chuckle. ‘If you’ll do me a favor, stand still please.’

He patiently gives me a minute, before jumping back into bed, and we stayed there cuddled up for the rest of the rainy day.

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'Chris!' I hear a familiar voice from behind. Not even a second later I feel a pair of strong arms around my neck, and I feel Abigail's soft body pressed against mine. 'I'm so proud of you!'

We, the Chicago Bulls, had just won the nationals. And that might be thanks to the three pointer I scored in the last second. I hadn't seen Abigail after the game; I was busy with interviews, while she ran around taking pictures of everything as she was still in charge of the team's social media presence.

'Couldn't have done it without you, love,' I say, lifting her up to spin her around. After I was done with the interview, I freshened up, and went to a celebration party one of my teammates decided to throw where I'm finally reunited with my wife.

We are inseparable all night, having the time of our life. But deep down I know I have to tell Abi soon that I'm thinking about retiring after next season.

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Once the basketball season was over, we'd travel. We had started doing this the first year we got together, and we don't plan on stopping soon. We'd go to different places each time, but we'd always end with Sapphire Falls. A few weeks there was all I needed before going back to work.

Right now, we are in Portugal, where my husband is trying to take a picture of me.

'Don't tell me you still don't trust your husband to take good pictures.' He holds my camera completely wrong, as always. 'Just sit still, and be pretty.' He winks at me, and I decide to do as he says.

'Whatever you wish, babe,' I answer. While I do my best to do as he says, I cannot help but burst our in laughter when he accidentally turns on the flash.

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The basketball season is about to begin again, so what do you do when you haven't played in a while? You go to the basketball court near your house late at night of course.

Luckily I have Abigail to join me. She is sitting against the fence, playing with a basketball between her feet.

The idea of retiring had only grown stronger the past weeks. I hadn't told anyone, but now might be the time. 'Abi?' I call out.

'Mhm?'

'If I retired after this season, would you mind?' I loved the game, and always will. But I get older, and so does my body. I need more and more time to recover after each training, each game. It's time to listen to my body before it breaks down completely.

'Would I mind? Honey, if you feel like it's been enough, that's your decision. I'm with you, whatever you decide,' she smiles. 'But I wouldn't mind the extra time we'd get together.'

I toss the basketball away, and sit down next to Abigail. 'Maybe we could find something else to fill our time with.' I nudge my shoulder against hers, and grab her hand.

'What do you have in mind?'

'Maybe it's time for some mini you's and mini me's to start running around.'

I look to the side, and see Abigail's eyes lit up. She presses her lips against mine, and I know we're on the same page.

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‘There is my favorite niece!’ Chris exclaims as he engulfs the little girl in his arms.

‘I’m your only niece!’ Felice yells. Chris is twirling and swirling her around, while she is laughing loudly.

Felice is the sweetest child ever, and I love spending time with her. And as all kids, sometimes they need a little one on one time with their aunt and uncle. So, as any good aunt would do, I flew to Sapphire Falls, and flew back with her.

We had arrived home an hour ago, waiting for Chris to come home from one of his last basketball trainings.

‘You ready for a weekend of fun sweetie?’ he asks Felice, still holding her in his arms.

‘Yeah!,’ she yells. ‘But you gotta shower uncle Chris, you smell.’ She pouts, exactly like Livia, and Chris barks out a laugh. He puts her down on the couch next to me, gives me a kiss, and with a shaking head he walks away towards the bathroom.

Hopefully soon, we’ll have one ourselves, I think to myself, smiling at the idea.

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'Chris! Come down here!'

Frantically I run down the stairs, afraid something's on fire, but when I reach the living room where Abigail is screaming from, everything seems fine.

'Why are you screaming like a mad woman?' I say. She is sitting on the floor, next to our faux Christmas tree. It's a sad one to be honest, kinda small and not very full. But we scored it our first Christmas together. We were way too late with buying one, thus this was the only one left. We got it, and thought it was to funny to buy a new one a year later.

'I need you're help putting up the decorations,' she pouts, making grabby hands at me.

'Alright, alright.' I sit down next to her on the floor, and help her putting the fairy lights in.

Out of the corner of my eye, I spot a wrapped box I'd never seen before. 'What's that?'

'Maybe you should open that,' Abigail smiles.

Hesitantly I open the box, but my mouth falls wide open once I see what's inside.

A pair of the exact same sneakers as I have, put these are small. So very small. They are for a baby.

'For real?' I ask, while standing up.

'For real,' Abigail smiles. I wrap her in my arms, feeling like the luckiest and happiest guy in the world.

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sidewayspeace444 · 2 years

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I have an idea for Chris fans it's stupid but could be funny

Why don't y'all post on twitter or tiktok thirst traps of Chris and caption it 'I can't believe Chris Evans is single' over and over. Then Just start ignoring her all together, never mention her name again😂 i know she would be pissed

Good idea but she’s like

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fandomfluffandfuck · 2 years

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgKlRj8AJ6d/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[link] to an instragram reel of Chris, Regè, Ryan, and Ana with the text over top of it, "watching The Gray Man for the plot. The Plot:"

(or you can find the same video cross posted to tumblr here)

Yes! I fucking love that video because ✨pretty people✨ what, no, I mean, ✨plot✨

Plot.

I really do like the plot. Yup. Yeah. That's it.

Also you know what this reminds me of? The TikTok thirst trap trend (how many social media platforms can I name in a single post haha) where someone makes a video saying, "'I like you for your personality.'" Then the person in the video walks farther back into frame and turns to the side, so the shape of their butt and back of their thigh make the P in Personality.

Big energy of that video. And, God, what I wouldn't give to see Chris Evans do that challenge lmao