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gospelofme · 7 months
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Clone trooper shit
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My Star wars Thoughts Today:
•I'm sure this has probably already been done somewhere, but the scene on Revenge of The Sith where Palpatine is laughing in the Senate hover (bumper) cars hall, dubbed over with Mandarc's voice from Dexter's Labratory.
You're welcome.
•Commander Fox trying to explain his problem/s to his brothers with only screaming and emphatic hand gestures.
(They panic hug him when he starts crying after they both just give him thumbs up.)
•Star Wars The Clone Wars movie set Au where the actor playing Anakin can't stop bursting out laughing after every single one of his 'Dark and brooding scenes', making the other's join in with him.
The actors playing the clones are a huge family of Kiwi's and are a mix of husbands, fathers, brothers, cousins, nephews etc and they're always caught goofing off or breaking the fourth wall during filming and are the absolute life blood of the set always making each other and everyone burst out laughing, or into tears during really emotional scenes.
The Togruta actress playing Ahsoka impressing everyone with her screeching, Pteradactal impressions.
The actors playing Anakin and Padme giggling whenever they have a cutesy love scene together. The actors playing the clones make it harder by making kissing noises and stupid faces in the background.
•One of the clone Commanders pops his helmet on one of his little baby vod's heads and all the entire battalion hears is 30 parsecs of a raspberry playing over their shared speaker out of nowhere.
Bonus if it's somehow an open comm channel so anyone in the vicinity of the clones can hear it too.
Imagine several clones sitting in an important meeting and both them and the Jedi suddenly hear that noise crackle over the clone's comms.
1. "And General Greivous' ship the - *Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"
They all stop and stare.
Now Obi-Wan Kenobi can never get that noise out of his head whenever he thinks of or has to face General Greivous -Hence why he never really takes him seriously.
2. A clone is cleaning his weapon and all his brothers around him hear is-
"*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"
He stops cleaning and stares at his Vod who all stare right back at him, a mixture of disgust and amusement on their faces as they all begin walking out of their shared barracks.
"Keep it to y'self Vod."
"Dis-GUSTING."
"Uh, no, wait! I didn't-!"
"Yeah, yeah, Surrrre~ STANK Vod."
"My name is Tanker-"
"*Distant* Not anymore it's not!"
*Tanker let's out a miserable noise*
3. Another clone trooper named Charmer is trying to 'Charm' his way into the pants of a Senator's intern when that sound goes off over his helmet comm.
"How about you and me go out?"
"A little dinner, a little dancing, a little-*Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt~*"
He's left standing there, embarrassed as she runs away, a hand over her mouth and nose to contain her hysterical laughter.
And The Clone Commander is having an absolutely great time sitting back and watching his little Vod cause some chaos.
(They never figure out who it was either.)
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contrispos · 1 year
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Someone has probably already done this but:
Anakin: No! I promise me and Padmé are just friends!
Obi-Wan: Anakin, what do bees make?
Anakin: Um… honey??
Rex: Yes sir?
Obi-Wan: …
Anakin: …
Obi-Wan: 😳
Anakin: Well at least I didn’t lie, right?
*Cue Obi-Wan’s proud face*
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trylynarie · 1 year
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Fog in the 501st
After training a light mist slowly makes its way around the 501st barracks, eventually turning into an unnavigable fog around the entire block and Rex is forced to get an industrial light to find the source. As he gets closer the sound of Evanescence bring me to life can be heard booming from one of the rooms.
Rex: TUP TURN THE KRIFFING TEMPERATURE DOWN ON THE SHOWER!
Tup: I’VE ONLY JUST GOT IN!
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elismor · 21 hours
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clone Trooper Boil/Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars) Characters: Clone Trooper Boil (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars), CC-1010 | Fox Additional Tags: corrie guard - Freeform, Clone Trooper Shenanigans (Star Wars), Coruscant Guard, POV Boil (Star Wars), Minor Boil/Waxer (Star Wars), Bingo, Corrie Bingo, secret societies are all the rage on triple zero, Long Live Feedback Comment Project Series: Part 2 of Red Letter Days Summary:
Once upon a time, the Coruscant Guard got tired of all the pomp and circumstance of the Senate and started a secret society.
Second fill for my personal Corrie Bingo card: ceremony AND my entry for the The One With All the Prompts for April : the polka dot armor.
Card below the cut.
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teaospin · 1 year
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Any Clone Battalion: Exists
Battalion Clone Commander: OK LADS, Listen up!
Battalion Clones: SIR!
Clone Commander: We are going to link up with the 327th after the next rotation, they need help dealing with another exotic planet! So get yourself a set by then men!
Battalion Clones: Sir Yes Sir!
Clone Commander: …
Battalion Clones: …
Battalion CT 01: Sir?
Clone Commander: You know what that means troopers…
Battalion CT 02: Oh…
Battalion CT 01: Oh yeah, THAT…
Battalion CT 03: Awww, we just painted them!
Clone Commander: Do you troopers want the 327th to launch you all out of an airlock?
Battalion Clones: No sir!
Clone Commander: THEN GET TO SCRUBBING THOSE SECURA PAINTINGS OFF THE GUNSHIPS.
Battalion Clones: *dejectedly* Sir Yes Sir…
Clone Commander: I leave for one week and you all regress to degenerates… I swear, I’m glad we have a old geezer for a General.
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panther-os · 2 years
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I really want to write the bad batch being asshole little brothers and trying to convince Rex that Omega is his kid even though all of them, including Rex himself, know she's literally older than him. Just things like casually referring to her as "your daughter" until he does it himself.
Omega's in on it, ofc, and thinks it's great fun to refer to Rex only as her "old man". (Buir is reserved for Hunter.) Wrecker makes a big enough deal about Rex forgetting her birthday he actually apologizes for it even though it hasn't happened. Echo introduces Omega as his little sister and Rex as their dad then always follows it up with "I'm adopted". Tech has the results of a paternity test that ofc "confirm" Rex is the father. Crosshair affectionately refers to Omega as "the Captain's spawn" so much that "spawn" becomes his nickname for her. Hunter always makes certain to discuss or mention "the custody battle" when he can tell other clones are eavesdropping.
Just completely harmless fun confusing as many people as possible but also mostly Anakin who, after the Birthday Debacle, makes sure to mark Omega's "birthday" in his personal calendar and remind Rex about it every year. Cody is exasperated at the shenanigans but subtly joins in every once in a while, Obi-Wan is amused at his Padawan and also spoils Omega to pieces, eventually there's a whole generation of shinies with no context who think Omega really is Rex' kid.
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mangomakoshark · 1 year
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Rex: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Fives: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Unboxed Trooper
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Trooper? You good?
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Trooper: I LIVE!
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Ah, welocme!
oH sHi-
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TROOPER DOWN, TROOPER DOWN!
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gospelofme · 4 days
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I just tagged them all below. Cuz this could be any one of them or all of them.
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Anyone have experience in writing funny Star wars scenarios?
Because I've got some prompts for you!
•Someone sticks googly eyes on an entire battalion of clone troopers helmets and the moment they slip them on-seemingly unaware- the reader let's out a choked off sound when she sees the googly eyes on the clone Commander's helmet.
"What is it Ma'am?"
And she has to try her absolute darndest not to laugh, or give anything away; because she instinctively knows that otherwise she loses this bizarre game/trick that somebody is so obviously playing either on her or on all of them.
•The reader is normally usually very serious when it comes to her duties and missions and stuff, but she has one "fatal flaw"; it is extremely easy to make her laugh and once the clones figure that out, all of them try to pull all sorts of silly things in order to make her burst out laughing, especially during important meetings/briefings and no, not even the clone Captains or Commanders show her mercy because they think it's hilarious (and cute) and it breaks up the tension, putting them all at ease, of course the Jedi either find it funny and join in, or mildly amusing, or they are extremely unamused.
And sometimes the clones don't even have to do anything, sometimes when it's too quiet - she starts giggling- and then that'll get them all started. They all flirtily tease her about it and melt when she gets flustered.
That's all for now.💚
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tattycoram · 4 months
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Kix: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Kix: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Fives: *sweats nervously*
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literallyjustanerd · 1 year
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i think they should be allowed to make fashion choices, i just don't think all of those choices would be wise
or: how social media came to be blocked within The Resolute's airspace
(kix can be a little goth. as a treat.)
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trylynarie · 1 year
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Umbara
Fives: whatever we do is better than krells plan! I’m co leading with Rex and I have a duty to save those troopers no joking around today.
Jesse: 👉🏼👈🏼 I guess… like idk but I’ll help you out I don’t like him either
Hardcase: ha yolo 💅🏻
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elismor · 2 months
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clone Trooper Boil/Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars) Characters: CT-6116 | Kix, Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Boil (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Triple Drabble, CT-6116 | Kix is So Done, Clone Trooper Shenanigans (Star Wars), 212th Attack Battalion Shenanigans (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) Series: Part 2 of You Oughta Be In Pictures Summary:
Maybe there is just something inherently different between ARCs and ARFs. Waxer and Boil have been politely attentive and extremely cooperative since he gave them the briefing.
For @marbled-polecat, who had the brilliant idea to turn the fic about Fives and Echo filming a training video for Kix into a series.
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teaospin · 1 year
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The average way to deal with a sleeping brother in the GAR
Trooper 01: Hey, can you help me? CT-89712 is still asleep, I can’t wake him up.
Trooper 02: Have you tried slapping him?
Trooper 01: Yeah. Twice.
Trooper 02: Tried kicking him?
Trooper 01: Yep, even kicked him off the bed. He’s still out cold.
Trooper 02: … Have you tried rummaging through his “collection”?
Trooper 01: How… How does tha-
Trooper 02: Trust me, any clone will shoot awake to such an invasion of privacy.
—Sometime later—
*CRASH*
-In the distance over in the sleeping quarters-
CT-89712: DO NOT GO INTO MY FOOTLOCKER AGAIN!
Trooper 01: Hey! It worked!
Trooper 02: *sitting at a table nearby sipping coffee* See? Works every time.
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