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The first batch of cookies in my 'small business'
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 months
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I got a boy from my class arrested because he "was selling cookies dressed as Spider-Man" and felt really guilty.
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naamahdarling · 3 months
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Sudden and hard. Felt like a small explosion, like when the compressed gas factory a few miles away from my house exploded years ago, but with no sound besides the soft, faint thunder of a dozen nearby houses shuddering.
And our house shaking, obvs.
Cats were/are not happy.
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asteroshearts · 1 year
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Costco
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Dad!Levi x Mom!Reader
Domestic AU, Modern AU, pure fluff, unnamed young son
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Oh, the skip in your step couldn't be contained as you sauntered down to your car, basked in the sun, and dancing in the rays.
You had gotten everything that you needed (and wanted) today at one of your favorite places in the world: Costco Warehouse.
The groceries for the week? Obtained. The random sherpa throw pillow? One and done. Levi's wine, your spontaneous cheeses, tins of tea. You and your son gorged on every sample available until your bellies were full enough for your husband to nearly roll you back to the car.
The wheels of the shopping cart gently rolled to a stop, careful of the precious package you had in there, as Levi wordlessly met eyes with you. Without another sound, you nodded and ducked in the car, swiftly making sure the baby seat was ready. The second you broke away from your two boys, your son perked up immediately from his sleepy state, swiveling his head back and forth and gurgling slightly in his grogginess. Sensing your son's impending panic from not being about to sight you from his seat in the shopping cart, Levi absentmindedly began to rub his knuckles up and down his baby's stomach to soothe him.
"Aw, come here, baby," you cooed, taking your sleepy baby from out of the cart while your husband loaded the trunk. Tiny hands wound against your neck immediately and you tugged your son closer. "That was some yummy food, huh? Are you feeling the food coma yet?" Pressing his face against your neck, you felt his single nod.
Silent, but a listener, just like his father.
"Yea?" You placed him down gently as you began to buckle him in. "I think the meatballs were my favorite." Click. Zip. Pull. "If they're on sale next week maybe we can ask your papa to make them with spaghetti." Tugging on his seat belt straps once more to make sure he was secure, you began to pull away to help Levi bring in your purchases, only to be stopped by a single tiny hand pulling on your sleeve.
"Huh?" Eyes matching his blinked widely.
"Mama..." he started out slowly. His wide eyes twinkled with stars. "The chickie is hot, can I eat?" He emphasized his words with a couple more tugs to your sleeve, pointing a single finger at his mouth as he went ahhh silently.
"Aw, yea, that's what you were most excited about!" You beamed and wiggled your fingers at him, smiling widely. Of course: the famous Costco rotisserie chicken.
You had such a patient and quiet child, such a mama's boy, Levi remarked with a playful roll of his eyes. Your son was never difficult to handle and would always follow you around like a little duckling. Normally, he'd just tag along with you as you went down the aisles of Costco, a single hand on your skirt as he hovered around your legs.
But today was different. Today he had taken a hold of your hand without a single word and he was the one leading you. He dragged you to the back of the store where the rotisserie was, much to Levi’s amusement as he pulled the cart along behind you. Your son was a man on a mission, eyes gleaming with determination. He tugged on your skirt twice and pointed one tiny pudgy finger at the row of chicken trays in front of you.
You son even knew the tricks: the ins and outs. When you cooed and reached out to grab a tray, your son stopped you, shaking his head before pointing at all of the other people waiting around you. Your son even knew to wait for the next round of fresh chicken to be placed out.
You and Levi sure had a field day giggling at that, watching your son's back as he looked in awe at the employee behind the counter, muttering about how well he was doing with his first real grocery run.
That little runt was growing up, Levi thought wistfully. His fingers twisted around yours. The beautiful son you two created was really becoming a big boy.
But now, despite how cute your son was, despite his cherubic cheeks, and his open lips, and the twinkle in his eyes, you knew one thing: there was no way in hell Levi was going to let a toddler eat in his new car.
After all, even back in your college days, when Levi's car was a decade old Renault that he picked up for less than 1K, your then-boyfriend would raise hell at the mere mention of eating inside his beat-up trash heap. Even when you two picked up a McDonald's at 3AM, one glare made you think twice about eating a single fry before you left the car.
Levi, your high maintenance husband, made you wince sadly at the thought of saying no to your son as he stared expectantly at you.
"Do you mean you want to eat it when you get back home?"
A shake of his head. "Now, Mama." Oh, this was going to be difficult, wasn't it?
"Aw, I'm sorry, baby, but I don't know if Papa would — "
"That's fine."
What?
You head snapped to the other side of the car, jaw dropping as Levi opened up the adjacent door. You stared in a stunned stupor. What??
"Just a small piece," Levi told your son. "Then you can have more when we get home, hm?"
You were speechless, even as your baby fluttered his legs under the confines of the baby seat and nodded happily as a large smile stretched his chubby cheeks.
The sound of the chicken container being opened broke you out of your reverie, filling the car with the smell of rotisserie and surrounding your son's view with the beautifully brown chicken skin. Even now you couldn't say a word as Levi wiped his hands down with a baby wipe, drying his hands before easily ripping out a strip of chicken and wrapping it in a napkin.
"Careful, okay? It's hot."
Nodding furiously, your son reached out excitedly and quickly took a bite as Levi fed him. Pudgy cheeks let out humorous puffs of air to "cool down" his chicken. Although his mouth was too full to let out gasps of awe and hums of deliciousness, one look at his swinging tubby legs underneath his onesie told you just how over the moon he was.
Snapping the container shut, Levi wiped his hands again before making his way to the driver seat, all as your dropped jaw and speechless expression followed every step he made.
"What?" your husband asked, glancing at your aghast expression from the corner of his eye. Putting the car in reverse, he began the ride back home.
"You're such a — You're such a — !"
A pushover.
A softie.
A great dad.
Playfully huffing, you pouted and puffed out your cheeks, turning in the passenger seat and crossing your arms.
"You know I remember when I was twenty-one, I said I was going to have a fry and before I could even put it in my mouth you pulled over so fast," you recalled, fake-glaring at your husband, watching his side profile as he focused on the road, observing the sleeves of his jacket fall down to expose the dainty bone and curve of his wrist. "You took me outside and said we're going to be eating on the curb if I was going to be impatient."
"And now look at you — you're letting a toddler have rotisserie chicken in the backseat. You love your son more than me, the mother of your child?" You finished by fluttering your eyelashes. Of course this was all jokes, you both knew Levi's heart was more than big enough for his son and the love of his life, the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on.
Scoffing, he only flashed his grey eyes at your briefly before turning at the curb. "Don't be ridiculous. We know any toddler with my genes would be leaps and bounds cleaner than you."
Gasping playfully at the smirk he pulled, eyes twinkling with mirth, you batted playfully at his thigh.
"So — " Bat. " Freaking — " Bat. "Rude — !" Bat.
"Brat, that hurts." Yeah, right.
Barely containing his soft chuckles, you attempted to dodge away from his right hand as it tried to grab yours, quickly waving his attempts away before Levi's hand shot forward. His fingers wrapped around yours, trapping your arm before he linked his fingers with your own. When you tried to pull away, he let you go, but only replaced the space on his palm with your thigh pressed against the white seats. You waited for the heat to crawl up your face as he gently rubbed your thigh and soothingly rubbed it up and down.
"Baby, can you believe this?" you cried dramatically, turning in your seat to try and face your son. "Your papa is so mean to me!"
Finishing with the final bite of his chicken, your son blinked owlishly at you, completely deaf to the conversation his parents were having.
Holding out the empty napkin in both hands, your son gave a dopey smile to the back of Levi's seat. "Papa, I'm done!"
Exhaling softly, the tiniest of smiles appeared at the corner of his lip as he turned into your driveway. "Good job," he whispered, just as subtly. You took the soiled napkin from your son's hands and wiped his fingers clean before tossing the paper in the bin.
"More?" Your son's lashes were going to be long like Levi's and now they fluttered as he blinked. Then, remembering his manners, he beamed so hard that the fat of his cheeks nearly eclipsed his eyes. "Please, Papa!"
"Sure," Levi declared softly. Unbuckling his seatbelt, your husband went around the car to grab his son from out of his baby seat. "Whatever you want."
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rhinexstone · 7 months
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Jim kirk making money in the 1990s by playing chess on the street but it’s Chris Pike running a bake sale
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stampederealty · 3 months
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Made cookies in the middle of the day while making calls to potential clients, sometimes like is like a pan of cookies, I ain't got no analogy, but who wants to buy land? 😂
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evankinard · 6 months
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reading 9-1-1 fics that were clearly written before certain canon events makes everything so much funnier cause they're written with certain details that the authors clearly thought would be unequivocal evidence of romantic buddie and/or bro-ified to make it realistic to canon but then 99% of the time the show will just throw in a scene later that is 1) that exact detail that to anyone else would only make sense if buddie is canon and 2) not overlayed with any no-homo message that could tone it down at ALL.
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oneshimaru · 9 months
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Thank You to the tall girl who helped us get Soup Ingredient!! (and even offered to grab a second one 🥺💖)
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valentinbelleyh505 · 1 year
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ANOTHER SOME COOKIES IN SALE SALE PART 2
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xchimeracandy · 8 months
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Halloween Adopts!
$20 Ghost Sugar Cookie
$20 Pumpkin Sugar Cookie
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rowlfthedog · 9 months
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Just purchased The Book and I am, ironically, overjoyed about it
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samthecookielord · 10 months
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RAKUEN AND MR SAITOU ON SALE THEY ARE LIKE 10 BUCKS NOW
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THEY ARE VERY GOOD EMOTIONAL JOURNEYS ABOUT LOVE AND FAMILY PLEASE TAKE A LOOKY (rakuen does majorly take place in a hospital just keep that in mind 👍 in case that might bother you)
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thai-touhou96 · 6 months
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Heads up
I got a Redbubble store with my designs on it
30% of sale on now!
Eg of designs on there
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ioannemos · 11 months
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still weird to go shopping and buy food with my own money based on my preferences and mine alone. i make my own shopping list. i don't have to consult anybody. i decide the budget. i could buy six boxes of chocolate frosted sugar bombs and a gallon of chocolate milk and eat nothing but that if i wanted to. would it kill me? eventually! would @mirainawen kill me first? probably! but i could
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cookie-shmookie · 9 months
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Finally...
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I have them all
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mazzy-rockstar · 3 months
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It is very unfortunate and a little bit funny that Valentine’s day falls on Ash Wednesday. No chocolates for you my dear
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