#crank 2

[fashion4standusers]

Bai Ling in Crank 2 (via)

#bai ling #crank 2 #poses #clothing #gun tw #gun cw #looks for breaking out of prison

[dawormgawd]

looking for some one that can gwt in touch with Hollywood studios, i have a promising spec script for a 'crank' sequel called 'crank 3: maximum velocity'. they will attach chev chelios' head to a car, and make his canonically huge dick the drive shaft

#crank #crank 2

[myfairgame]

#movie #crank 2 #jason statham

[everythingisok3000]

Crank 3: Pissed Off

Chev Chelios is back at it again except this time they took both his kidneys and that means he's gotta drink a lot of alcohol and take a lot of pee breaks. There will be lots of slurs and representation. There will be a scene where he has inexplicable public sex with his girlfriend again. If you show it to a young christian child they will explode

#movies #films #crank #crank 2 #crank high voltage #those movies are crazy man #There's a scene where dennis reynolds gets shot in the head #It's friggin crazy #fake movies #follow for more bangers

[hyolks]

oh what a lovely family! i sure do hope nothing bad happens to them :')

#fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #edward elric #alphonse elric #trisha elric #<.<..... >.>....... #i may. have a comic. as an oct 3rd post part 2 #except. it is barely sketched out #ive been so busy..... i got out of work the other day and was like sonuvabitch i have two days to crank out something #so teehee :^) #wastelands au

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Crowley using a crank handle to operate the universe ❤

#good omens #gos2 #season 2 #GOS2Spoilers #good omens spoilers #2i1i1 #2ep1 #ep6 #6i2 #6i10 #crank handle #crowley #crowley and a crank handle #fun facts #s1 vs s2 #starmaker crowley

[demontobee]

Good Omens is queering TV/storytelling - part 1: GAZE

I would argue that part of why Good Omens is so refreshingly queer is because it does not cater to the male gaze (which centers around the preferences - aesthetic, romantic, sexual, visual, logical, emotional, political ... - of mainly white men in positions of power):

no oversexualization of groups or types of people: Women or characters that could be read as female presenting are not overly sexualized. In fact, some of them are shown to be grimy, slimy and not sexual at all. All of them are real characters and not just cardboard-cutout on-screen versions of male misogynistic fantasies. They portray real people with real people problems. They are human, or exempt from our categories when portraying angels or demons. There are no overly sexualized bodies in general (as has so far also often been the case with young gay men, PoC, etc.), no fetishization of power imbalances, and not exclusively youthful depiction of love and desire.

sex or sexual behavior is not shown directly (yet): All imagery and symbolism of sex and sexuality is used not to entice the audience but is very intimately played out between characters, which makes it almost uncomfortable to watch (e.g., Aziraphale being tempted to eat meat, Crowley watching Aziraphale eat, the whole gun imagery).

flaunting heteronormativity: Throughout GO but especially GO2, there is very little depiction of heterosexual/romantic couples; most couples are very diverse and no one is making a fuss about it. There is no fetishization of bodies or identities. Just people (and angels and demons) being their beautiful selves (or trying to).

age: Even though Neil Gaiman explained that Crowley and Aziraphale are middle-aged because the actors are, I think it is also queering the idea of romance, love and desire existing mainly within youthful contexts. Male gaze has taught us that young people falling and being in love is what we have to want to see, and any depiction of love that involves people being not exactly young anymore is either part of a fetishized power imbalance (often with an older dude using his power to prey on younger folx) or presents us with marital problems, loss of desire, etc. – all with undertones of decay and patronizing sympathy. Here, however, we get a beautifully crafted, slow-burn, and somehow super realistic love story that centers around beings older than time and presenting as humans in their 50s figuring out how to deal with love. It makes them both innocent and experienced, in a way that is refreshing and heartbreaking and unusual and real.

does not (exclusively) center around romantic/sexual love: I don’t know if this is a gaze point exactly but I feel like male gaze and resulting expectations of what a love story should look like are heavily responsible for our preoccupation with romantic/sexual love in fiction – the “boy gets girl” type of story. And even though, technically, GO seems to focus on a romantic love story in the end, it is also possible to read this relationship but also the whole show as centering around a kind of love that goes beyond the narrow confines of our conditioned boxed-in thinking. It seems to depict a love of humanity and the world and the universe and just the ineffability of existence as a whole.

disability as beautiful and innate to existence: Disability is represented amongst angels by the extremely cool Saraqael and by diversely disabled unnamed angels in the Job minisode. Representation of disability is obviously super important in its own right, but is also queers what we perceive as aesthetically and ontologically "normal". Male gaze teaches us that youth and (physical and mental) health are the desirable standard and everything else is to be seen as a deviance, a mistake. By including disability among the angels, beings that have existed before time and space, the show clearly states that disability is a beautiful and innate part of existence.

gender is optional/obsolete: Characters like Crowley, Muriel and others really undermine the (visual and aesthetic) boundaries of gender and the black-and-white thinking about gender that informs male gaze. Characters cannot be identfied simply as (binary) men or women anymore just by looking at them or by interpreting their personalities or behaviors. Most characters in GO, and especially the more genderqueer ones, display a balance of feminine and masculine traits as well as indiosyncracies that dissolve the gender binary.

Feel free to add your own thoughts on this in the comments or tags!

#good omens s2 #good omens #good omens 2 #go2 #good omens meta #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #queer #queer TV #male gaze #thank you neil gaiman for cranking up the queer #neil gaiman #thank you neil gaiman

[vavoom-sorted-art]

Cranking Up The Heat - now on Ao3!

By the very nature of it, this series very quickly became too spicy for tumblr, but I want to share all these awesome drawings with you guys!

the first five parts of it are online already - best viewed in full work mode so you can just scroll through. :)

tagging @goodomensafterdark for good measure!

#good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #goodomens #aziracrow #art #vavoomart #nsft #spicy omens #cranking up the heat

[ego-meliorem-esse]

I have drawn so much baby Matt and Al recently god damn...

Is it a baby fever of do am I just fascinated by the different experiences of these two brothers. Who knows. Anyway,

For Alfred, I headcanon Arthur to have been very hands on in regard to raising his son. Very present but also very much teaching him how to be self reliant and, for the lack of better wording, independent. As a child, Alfred was wery inquisitive and curious. Arthur encouraged that, be it consciously or subconsiously. Arthur would play a huge role in Alfreds development; even when sickness struck young Alfred, Arthur was the one taking charge and staying up with him, making sure his son gets better. During the worst times, Arthur even dismissed all maids and even his sons governess out of frustration. Bc who could ever take better care of his own son than he himself. I have a habit of writing that Arthur does not consider himself a good man, but I do think he is a good father. At least to his firstborn.

This is a sort of continuation of the ask about Arthurs full on menty breaky after the constant infant death Alfred endured in his earliest days (If I find the ask I'll link it). I just wanted Arthur tired and beaten down finding peace in sleep. While at the same time, while he sleeps, Alfreds fever drops.

Matt didn't get the same parenting from François. Arthur may be a good father, but I don't think François was. At least not affectionate enough. He did buy his son presents and even made sure he got the best education. However, was that something he did for Matt or was he expected to do that as a pompous aristocrat? Even when sick, Matthew didn't make much noise. He only let people know how bad it was when he was truly ill and crossing the border of life and death. Though, the person holding Matt and making sure he survived was his governess, Marie. François would stay up and would sent for the doctors, but it was Marie who understood what Matthew needed and wanted at any given moment. She stayed with him for almost 40 years but, due to nations having a much longer childhood, died without being remembered by the boy she cared for and loved so very much.

The person who cared most for Matthew is a person he does not remember.

(I wanna elaborate on Marie some more I love her and she deserves it lol)

Anyway, sorry for the baby spamming I promise to go back to drawing slutty middle aged men in war scenarios ASAP

#hetalia #hws america #hws england #hws canada #hws france #historical hetalia #myart #my art #francois bonnefoy #francis bonneofoy #arthur kirkland #alfred f jones #matthew williams #this did not take as long as i thought it would i cranked these pics out in 2 days god bless #i love procrastinating when i should be studying #my headcanons

[bugtoast]

HOW WE FEELIN POOTIS NATION?!?!?!

#my art #sillies #tf2 #team fortress 2 #lil pootis #lil pootis spoilers #spoilers #I litterally cranked this out right after I finished watching the episode #it was absolutely AMAZING!! #digital art #quaz I’m stealing your brain #you’re too good at art #if you keep it up you’re gonna be like the next uhhhh #hold on what’s an artist that wasn’t a total creep or died tragically?? #anyways you’d be that #and then the world would just like idk implode or something #all /silly and /lighthearted btw #red oktoberfest #i guess? technically??

[saphushia]

|| part 1 || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 coming soon... ||

man sabo really thought he'd get away from ace that easy, huh? well tough shit buddy you just got the attention of one of the most stubborn men on the seas. i do wonder how this'll play out now that sabo's cornered... hehe >;3

textless versions below the cut for those who want to look at. pictures <3

(skipped page 5 due to. y'know. it not having any dialogue)

#see this is why i don't give estimations on when updates will come #because literally 3 days ago someone asked when part 2 was coming and i said at least a week or so cause i only had 1 page done #and then i just got in the grove and cranked out 3 1/2 pages in 2 days dfkghsdjkf #consistant workflow? what's that lol #warlord!ace au #one piece #sabo one piece #sabo the revolutionary #portgas d ace #hmmm koala's here but i don't think enough to tag her #cause she's entirely offscreen #ah well #art #comic #warlord!ace au update #feels wierd to post textless because like. the bubbles are a very important part of the page balance #but i'm also the kind of nerd who likes to look at that sort of thing so i get it akjbdfkgj #i'm posting this so late but whatever. your welcome uhhhh australians? maybe? sdfkbgk #pleaaase let there be no more errors i've corrected like 4 since starting the post and i'm so worried i'll post it and find another

[mblue-art]

hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///

#mblue art #self insert #cross!sans #forgive the cursing but oh my god im so fucking gay for cross what is this doki doki bullshit (it is 3am) #'just a quick doodle' i said; hrs earlier #'hey lets try to color it more actually' - 'oh no its cute' #anyway bless references 🙏 glad they exist #also unFAIR a pocky game AND a kabedon??? WOW this is what i get for giving him 2 boxes of choco and cookies and cream pocky??? smfh #its like he cranked up his rizz meter and went all in #ok im shutting up before the brain filter yeets outta my head #guys forgive my 3am sleep deprived brain it's running on simp fuel istg #@ that friend who encouraged me to draw the idea you know who u are (index pointing emoji) #pocky #CM

[myfairgame]

Chicken & Broccoli

#movie #crank 2 #triad #jason statham

[leodoodlesstuff]

I’m only going to become more and more insufferable about him

#death stranding #death stranding 2 #higgs monaghan #digital art #artblr #art #painting #digital painting #Troy baker #guys I’m cranking these out like my life depends on it

[emmetofthestars]

wish you were here

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #sollydemo #boots n bombs #emmet arty #so so so sorry if you have to really crank up your screen brightness to see shit #when i try to brighten the image it ruins the color palette.........

[lokittystuckinatree]

What in the actual absolute homoerotic fuck is going on between Izzy and Lucius this season

#ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #izzy x lucius #our flag means death spoilers #the tension was there before but they cranked it up to 11 #sprizzy