I've seen a fair bit of discussion about Roundworld equivalents of Dwarf bread, but I can't help feeling that Dorset knob biscuits might take the- the, ah, the thingy.
As a person who grew up in Dorset where these pebble-like delicacies were sold in nearly every shop, I can say truthfully that I've never ever seen anyone eating one, but that if loaded into a slingshot they could probably break windows.
I was at work once and we were talking about customers and how there are some behaviours you just have to put up with, and I used the phrase, ‘I can’t physically stop you’, which made my colleague laugh. I knew it wasn’t my line, but it took me ages to remember where I’d heard it:
Today in my new job, we were talking about how some files desperately needed reorganising and I said reassuringly, ‘I will fix.’ Which I also knew hadn’t originated in my own head. Just realised where that one came from: