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besttropeveershowdown · 7 months

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The Best Trope Ever Showdown: Round 2, Side C

Dating Catwoman

Propaganda:

Its enemies to lovers. But often without them stopping the whole enemies bit. Very fun.

Even Evil Has Standards

No propaganda was submitted.

#the best trope tournament #polls #tropeaganda #dating catwoman #even evil has standards

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aikoiya · 2 years

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DP - PT AU - Never Knew

Phantom Twins AU where Vlad decides against inviting the Fentons to the reunion. He just... past all the vitriol & desire for revenge hid the pain of betrayal, by both of his college friends, not just Jack. It took him a while for it to click that if she had wanted to see him, then she would've & Jack wouldn't have been able to stop her. She was too great a force to be bullied like that. So, even Maddie's shine had dulled after so long apart.

As a result, he doesn't meet Danny or Dina as Fentons for a good while. However, he does meet them as Phantoms. After all, he's still a powerhungry motherfucker & would absolutely start his business in the Ghost Zone once he managed to steal the Fenton's plans for the completed portal.

That'd actually be the first time they'd meet. However, they wouldn't have the context of them all being halfas.

So, a few of his schemes still come about, but the twins only know that it's Plasmius behind them.

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You may think that neither Red Huntress or the Ultimate Enemy would exist, but you'd be wrong. In actuality, they do. See, Vlad is aware of the Phantoms & they keep stopping his assassins from taking Jack's life. So, in his investigations, he purchases Axion in order to have a reason to go to Amity & gather information on them. When he learns of Valerie & her grudge against the male Phantom, he decides to pit her against the boy.

In Reign Storm, Vlad just suddenly shows up at the Fenton household &, because they've never met before & don't know each other's identities, everyone gets along great.

It's Plasmius that the twins have beef with afterall, not Vlad.

So, no one has a single effing clue how Vlad got ahold of the Ring of Rage or why he'd give it to Valerie, but figured that it was just some antique he found in his attic & got rid of.

While Vlad is there, he & Dina get along especially well.

This will be a Fusion AU, so Danny & Dina discover they can Steven Universe fuse here. Just like in the Fusion Twins AU, they try to keep it a secret to use it as their trump card.

In Million Dollar Ghost, Danny & Dina wouldn't have the context that Vlad is Plasmius, so they'd have no idea why Vlad was gunning for the Phantoms so much besides maybe being as ectophobic as their parents because of his past as an ectologist.

And, in Ultimate Enemy, he's still the twins' godfather, but in this situation, Vlad would only just learn of this, so because he doesn't know they're halfas, he's feeling a mix of awkward, excited to be raising children because he's always wanted them, & a little put off that he'll now need to be careful about his ghostly involvements in his own home.

However, because of their close proximity, Vlad would eventually discover that they are, indeed, halfas & this would lead to the future where Dan exists.

The difference would be when Past Danny needs to see Vlad, because he doesn't think to go see him, Future Dina has to tell him to do so.

There would be an explanation, but Vlad wouldn't tell Danny that he was a halfa in order to protect the boy & his sister from his past self. So, he just says that his Danny's ghost form fused with Plasmius.

Then, the rest of the episode continues.

As for Masters of All Time, Vlad is pretty much forced to visit the Fentons because he can't think of anyone else who could help him. However, instead of using Sam & Tucker as blackmail, he accidentally sneezes or coughs on them when they meet & that transfers it to them.

So, now Danny is forced to go find a cure while Dina stays to help. She & Vlad just talk idly as she helps nurse him.

Because Danny has no idea that Vlad is Plasmius &, therefore, no desire to go back in time & change things, he just asks Clockwork to let him watch the past to see if he can figure out what went wrong.

Because he's not trying to rewrite history, Clockwork allows it & the rest is history.

The rest of Vlad's schemes happen, but with little differences to continuity that prevents the twins or Vlad from learning that the other are halfas too.

Like, Infini-Map happens with Vlad demanding to be taken to his destiny & the map taking him to Dina like in the original AU, but here, he'd back away enough to not take her with him when he then demanded to be taken to what he deserved.

So, when they see Vlad Masters in the past, they think they're just seeing Vlad's ancestors.

Vlad still lets Vortex out, but then doesn't show up the rest of the episode.

As for Urban Jungle, it actually wasn't Vlad this time, but Mayor Sanchez that did it.

Finally, Phantom Planet goes much the same as in the original AU, but without Vlad being mayor & instead acting as the owner of Axion putting forward a plan to no longer need the Phantoms.

Master's Blasters would be Vlad's second ever direct attack against the Phantoms &, this time, because they don't have the same relationship that they do in the original AU, Vlad lets the Blasters attack Dina when she tries to help people even though she avoids getting in the way & doesn't try to fight ghosts.

Keep in mind, Vlad's primary goals end up being killing Jack &, later, beating the Phantoms.

Anyway, he makes it look like Plasmius was overshadowing Masters during the reveal & on it goes. Jack goes into space with both Plasmius & a Masters duplicate. It's there that the Master dupe lets out all Vlad's anger issues on Jack. Jack is devastated. He then leaves Plasmius in space, not because he knows he's Vlad, but because he's holding the world hostage. He takes the Masters dupe back to Earth, not speaking to him.

Then with Vlad escaping the path of the Disasteroid only to return later & discover that the Earth is fine, the Phantoms are worldwide heroes, he's enemy number one in literally every country, & businesses are ordering Specter Deflectors to avoid ghostly corporate espionage.

It seriously could not get much worse for him.

Episodes like Eye For An Eye, Kindred Spirit, & D-Stabilize do not happen.

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5 years pass & Vlad has something of a mental breakdown due to isolation & work stress. He gets therapy & in a desperate bid to do something other than work, begins dating again & gets back into some of his older hobbies, such as dancing. It'd been one of his passions before the accident. Also, baking.

Using a little used power of his that he calls colorswap (it's a very underdeveloped & limited-usage shapeshifting-adjacent ability that only lets the user change their body's coloring), he'll change his hair to chestnut brown, his eyes to hazel, & give his skin a slight tan (this was actually his mother's exact coloring) before going out & creating a persona for himself that he calls "David Romanov" or Dave. When like this, he used the typical Upper Midwestern accent & more casual vernacular.

He becomes something of a serial romantic or fuckboy that can't keep a stable relationship during the next 5 years, going from one man or woman to the next. While technically bi, he has a vast preference for women & is heteroromantic, so men always end up being one-night stands with Vlad as the top.

As he practiced using colorswap more & more, he could do it more frequently & hold it for longer periods until he could perform it once every other day & hold it for several hours.

Then, one day, 10 years after Phantom Planet, he was in Chicago after a business deal when he spots one of the most beautiful women he'd ever seen in his life. Long midnight hair that fell past her plump rear, glittering ocean eyes that sparkled with intelligence, petite with an hourglass frame, gorgeous D cups, 44" hips, & heavily muscled in a way that brought to mind the Greek Amazons. How she managed such a combination was beyond him, but she was beyond attractive.

And she was looking right at him.

Vlad: "Dave Romanov."

Di: "Call me Di."

Vlad raised a brow.

Vlad: "Is that really your name?"

Dina: "Let's just say that my full name brings some unwanted attention."

Vlad: "Well, now I'm curious."

Di: "Maybe if you stick around, you'll figure out what it is."

Vlad smiled.

Vlad: "Maybe..."

They shook hands, then Vlad pulled her hand up & kissed the knuckle.

That night, Di took him to her appartment & after they'd finished... consorting... they were just laying there in bed. Vlad was trying to go to sleep when the woman beside him started mumbling something under her breath with a look of concentration on her face.

When he listened close, it sounded like formulas for something he couldn't recognize, but it sounded like chemistry.

Suddenly interested, he asked what kind of formula she was reciting.

Di said it was something new that she was trying to work out the kinks for before presenting it.

Surprise & a spark of fascination. "What sort?"

She glaced at him mischievously, "What do you think it is?"

Liking this side of her, Vlad went over what he'd heard in his head. "Is it supposed to modify hormones?"

She smiled at him. "That's right. I'm trying to figure out a puberty blocker that won't castrate you or lower your bone density like Lupron & other hormone blockers do."

Vlad leaned in, "Really? Tell me more."

They then got into an unusually civilized debate concerning the ethics of letting children get sex changes too early & giving them something that used to be used to castrate sex offenders.

Vlad's perspective was very left wing, while his lover of the night was resolutely right wing & backed her statements up with facts, statistics, & intimate knowledge of how chemicals worked.

Yet, it never devolved into a fight & Vlad was immensely engaged, finding her incredibly intelligent, charming, & very persuasive in her arguments. It was remarkably sexy, he thought.

Eventually, the topic meandered to another project of hers. An antidepressant that, if not entirely eliminated, at least severely lessened the likelihood of emotional blunting. As a man who had depression & experienced emotional blunting from his antidepressants, he could absolutely appreciate the idea of such an invention.

The conversation moved onto something else & they found themselves talking & joking together long into the night. Vlad couldn't remember the last time he had such an engaging conversation before finally falling asleep.

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The next morning, Vlad woke up early, planning to get dressed & leave before she woke up like he always did after one-night stands.

But this time, he was reluctant to do so, finding that he'd enjoyed their time together much more than he had any of his other lays.

He sat down in the limo he called to pick him up & sighed both sadly & in relief as he let his original coloring take over before reaching into his pocket to pull out his box of cigarettes & lighter.

As he was about to light the cig in his mouth, he caught sight of a strip of paper sticking out of the inside of the box.

His brow furrowed in confusion as he pulled it out & inspected it.

On it was a cell number with a little heart, the words 'Call Me,' & the name Di.

Vlad didn't notice the fond smile stretching his lips, cig still in his mouth, as he wondered how she knew he'd leave so early, but his driver certainly did.

The millionaire glanced up to see Winslow's knowing smile & frowned to hide his expression, then went to crumple the number like he normally did these days when he was given one, but then he paused looking at it & remembering how much he'd enjoyed himself with her & how long they talked.

He folded the paper up carefully & slipped it back into his cigarette box before putting it back in his pocket.

When he went to light up again, he saw Winslow's face in the rearview again.

That damn knowing smile having turned into an outright grin.

Vlad: "What? It probably won't last. They never do."

He turned away, lighting his cigarette, but he couldn't help the slight pink dusting that came to his cheeks.

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The truth of the matter was that Vlad was actually in Chicago to investigate what's been causing problems for his less-than-legal endeavors there. The business meeting was just a front so he could investigate in person. This all starts before meeting Di.

What he finds is a gorgeous ghost woman taking out his 'henchmen,' who honestly made him think he was looking at an angel when he first saw her.

She was shapely, with flowing, pearlescent white hair & lovely peridot eyes that glowed in the night like green moons behind her black domino mask. Though, her costume seemed familiar to him for some reason.

However, he quickly shook himself out of it & proceeded to attack her.

It was the basic witty, back & forth. That was when he learned that she was one of the mysterious goody two-shoe Phantoms that he'd fought before. Goodness, she'd grown! Which was unusual for ghosts & just made him wonder what she was doing so far from Amity.

Except, she was good. Damn good. Powerful too.

No matter what he tried, she countered him.

Many times, she'd nearly beat him & he'd be forced to beat feet or face defeat.

She also appeared to have a good grasp on strategy. She'd outsmart him frequently & Vlad couldn't help how attractive he found it.

At one point, he manages to get lucky & pin her to a wall.

Plasmius: "I've got you now, Kitten."

To which, she responded with a smirk before utterly flummoxing him by surging forward & kissing him full on the mouth, her knee rubbing against his crotch.

So surprised by this sudden turn & the electricity behind the kiss that he melted into it. Their lips & bodies moved against each other sensually, their tongues twining in a dance & their teeth clicking together. With this came heavy petting that left Vlad putty in the heroine's capable hands.

They made out like that for some time & before he knew what was happening, Plasmius was the one being pressed into the wall in front of him, his hands bound behind his back by ectoplasm & the Phantom woman's lovely body pressed into his back.

Phantom: "Now, I've got you."

Her words came out in a playful purr against his ear.

Vlad was struck by how underhanded & clever the move was. Suddenly realizing that she wasn't as much of a goody-goody as he'd initially thought.

And, sure, he'd managed to escape again, but even nights later, he couldn't get the feel of her body pressed against his or the fireworks that went off when they'd kissed out of his head.

Before long, he began to anticipate fighting the Phantom.

It eventually turns into a Batman & Catwoman scenario. Vlad realized that he had a Villainous Crush on this lovely little heroine.

When he eventually realizes this, he begins to openly flirt with her &, to his delight, she flirts right back.

But then, after meeting Di, he began to waffle about the 2 women before desperately trying to convince himself that neither relationship was really serious.

He'd even made an offer to the lovely Phantom while stroking her cheek with a hooded smile.

Plasmius: "Join me, my dear, & I'm sure we'll be able to explore much more... private avenues together..."

She'd giggled at him cutely before promptly putting him on his face, hands once more bound behind his back, ass in the air with her pelvis pressed into his rear & soft breasts pillowing against his back. He could feel her hand gripping his hair as it pushed his head down into the roof of the building they were on.

He'd flushed bright magenta at the submissive, suggestive position & the feeling of fingers in his hair, a thrill that he denied to himself rushing up his spine as he hardened in his pants.

She leaned down to whisper in his ear.

Phantom: "If anyone were joining someone, it'd be you joining me, Hotshot."

Vlad shivered hotly at the domination in her voice before shaking himself of the spell & getting free.

He simply could not deny how attracted he was to her.

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Anyway, Vlad later decides to take Di dancing the week after meeting her. While she'd never gone before & he preferred dance partners that lived up to his expectations, he found that he didn't mind teaching her &, besides, she had a definite talent for it & an eagerness to learn that made teaching her easy & fun.

Several more dates came after that &, eventually, they agree that this wasn't casual anymore. At which point, the flirting stops between Plasmius & Phantom.

He does eventually learn Di's full name & he nearly gets whiplash from the realization of just how very small the world was.

Diana Fenton, the daughter of Jack & Maddie Fenton. The 2 who'd ruined his life in college with not only their negligence, but also their inability to remember that he effing existed.

Vlad was shook & it took him some time to process, but eventually he realized that his quarrel was with her parents, not her.

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It wasn't until, one day, Diana suddenly called him 'Hotshot' that something occurred to him, but then he brushed it off, thinking it was impossible.

But he could never quite get it out of his head.

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Slowly, Vlad learned more & more about Diana. She was going to school at the University of Illinois College of Medicine, the Chicago Campus specifically, & that was why she was here in the first place.

He learned she enjoyed literature & violin. He even learned that she wanted a family of her own someday, but was waiting on the right man & as he slowly learned more, extending his time there more as he desired to know her more, he idly thought of possibly being that right man.

Days turned into weeks turned into a month together & they were suddenly going steady. Now, he felt guilty for keeping who he really was from her.

Still trying to protect his secret, he made a fake invention that he could wear while he told her an at least partial truth.

Vlad: "You see. I'm really-"

Dina: "Vlad Masters, billionaire businessman. I know."

Her voice was light & somewhat playful, but the realization that she'd known shook him.

Vlad: "H-how did you know??"

Dina: "It wasn't hard. Just a paletteswap. Let's just say that I have experience with this sort of thing."

While ridiculously hot, he couldn't help but wonder what else she knew & was just waiting for him to tell her himself.

Phantom Twins AU Masterlist

#danny phantom #dp #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #fem!danny phantom #fem!danny fenton #endangered species #pompous pep #phantom twins au #phantom fusion au #never knew au #villainous crush #dating catwoman #diana 'dina' fenton #diana 'dina' phantom #aikoiya au #nsft #as in suggestive language

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confessedlyfannish · 9 months

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DP x DC Prompt

Batman grunts a greeting at the boy Selena has introduced as "Danny" as if it's totally normal for a kid to be hanging out on a rooftop with her, kicking his legs out above the edge as if he's not 20 stories up.

Selena shares an equally amused glance with Danny that has Batman scowling harder than his usual as the boy gets up, stretching out from his hunch to reveal a 6 foot 2 build not unlike Jason's.

"Wow, spot on," Danny whistles, grinning at Selena. "I owe you a twenty."

"Darling," Selena purrs, hand finding purchase on his upper bicep. "I never exaggerate."

"Looks like Catwoman's got a new scratching post, B," Nightwing cackles in his comm, which is probably why Batman finds himself gritting out a--

"Little young for you, isn't he?"

The kid--in a hoodie and jeans, seriously, where did Selena find this guy--stares at him incredulously before his mouth stretches into an uncomfortably wide grin, revealing fairly sharp canines. He strides forward.

"What can I say, Mr. The Batman," he says, placing a hand on the man's shoulder. He must be around the same age as Dick. "I've got a thing for powerful women in black."

"See you for dinner tomorrow Lena," he says, hand lifted in farewell as he heads for the edge. He pushes himself over the wall with one hand, dropping over.

Batman clocks Selena's lack of alarm and doesn't flinch. Thirteen seconds later, there's no resounding thud when Danny's body would've met the pavement and she's still smirking at him.

"No metas in Gotham," he growls.

Selena throws her head back and laughs. "If I see any, I'll be sure to call. Now," she kisses his cheek, "I better go. I've got a date tomorrow."

#danny and selena not telling bruce sam is the one cooking #bruce is the date #she'll see him for dessert ;)#selena did a favor for danny a few years back stealing intel from a shady government adjacent org #he did a slightly impossible favor back #she doesn't ask any questions #she knows he's off but it's above her paygrade #you don't piss off a good customer #leave that to the batfamily #none of bruce's mystery works on mid twenties eldritch god who fights other gods and eats green dimension matter as a nutritional supplemen #danny phantom #dp x dc au #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #selena kyle #catwoman

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outoftimewriting · 4 months

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marvel lgbtqia+: as happy as possible, colorful, married/stable dating, powerful, half of the new generation, shapeshifters, the fucking king of the fucking space, gods

dc lgbtqia+: clone-obsessed, high school dropout, traumatized, have guns, no therapy, dating sharks, crazy villain lesbians

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muchimmm · 4 months

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GOTHAM ROGUES DATING SIM VIDEO GAME

IM TIRED THAT MY GOTHAM ROGUES DATING SIM DOESNT EXIST SO I'LL DO IT MYSELF

Al the progress is being posted here @dating-the-rogues

(Requesting help with programming, I can do the art and story but if you want to help with that then you are welcome)

Character I want in: (colors=probability to be in game)

Riddler

Scarecrow

Two Face

Poison Ivy

Harley Quinn

Catwoman

Bane

Music Meister

Joker

Mad Hatter

The Penguin

Talia al Ghul

RatCatcher (I really want to add him but most of the people dont really care about that guy lmao)

Hope the comunity understands my vision 🙏!!

It will not have +18 content, maybe some sugestive situations, but Im not comfortable with explicit sex sorry!!

If I start soon with the art the game will probably be finished in August. , not sure yet

Will be posted on Itch. io

IMPORTANT: I want to clarify- if you want to help with the project, you will not be paid, I dont have any money!!

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pigeon3gg · 3 months

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so funny to me when people draw the gotham city sirens but ship harlivy so it just looks like this

someone save selina she doesnt wanna see that😭

#not an art #dc comics #dc #selina kyle #poison ivy #harley quinn #harlivy #catwoman #gotham city sirens #THIS IS NOT HARLIVY HATE BTW #ITS JUST FUNNY WHEN ITS A TRIO BUT TWO OF THEM ARE DATING AND THE OTHER ONES JUST STANDING THERE

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if-i-hate-the-headline · 1 year

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NEWEST EPISODE OF WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES IS UP

y’all know what that means

oh my good it’s dinah

wait i’m excited - the four of them as a team is gonna be so good

i don’t know that much about huntress but i love her so much

ugh black canary is the coolest fucking hero and she’s dating oliver queen (green arrow) for no reason

selina looks so unbothered like oh i’ll just let them beat everyone up for me don’t want to break a nail or anything

huntress knows catwoman

i would love the see this trio again please

selina kyle is a fucking icon

#wayne family adventures #selina kyle #catwoman #helena bertinelli #huntress #huntress really is so cool #barbara gordon #oracle #i like that they acknowledge that she’s disabled and they don’t diminish her at all i think it’s iconic #dinah lance #black canary #why is she dating green arrow she can do so much better #batfam #dcu

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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The Real™ way Selina Kyle joined the batfamily was like this:

Batman and Robin were chasing after Catwoman in the dead of night after she stole jewels. They are all leaping across rooftops until Catwoman hesitates at a jump. It is rather large, larger than the rest and it would cause a lot of damage if she missed, but if she tried, she might be able to calculate this right as to not get injured. But before she can do that, two figures come up behind her.

Batman: Give up, Catwoman, you're a coward.

Robin, devilish smirk: Some might even say you're... A pussy

Batman, turning around, not even facing Selina anymore: *gasp* Robin! Where did you learn that from! If you say that again, you'll be grounded- no it isn't funny, as your father, I will not tolerate that language, you are a child!

And during all this, Selina is just watching while internally like 'this dude needs some help raising his kid, like he is a mess' and then in true cat fashion, she just domesticates herself into Wayne Manor

#bruce is sitting at the breakfast table and selina comes waltzing in and bruce is at first internally like 'oh no how did she discover my #secret identity' and he starts panicking until Selina just like walks over to him and kisses his cheek and sits next to him while holding #his hand and he doesnt know what is happening so he doesnt say anything and robin comes in and says nothing about it #and Selina just lowkey starts seducing him while also acting like they have been married for 40 years and just sorta moves herself in #without saying anything and like Bruce is confused but lowkey starts falling for Selina and likes it all so he isnt gonna bring it up #plus since she moved in she hasnt committed any crimes so if anyone tries to bring up that he is sleeping with and unofficially dating a #villain he is just like 'i am doing this for the good of the community'#bruce wayne #batman and catwoman #batman and robin #batman catwoman #batman #catwoman #bruce and selina #bruce x selina #selina kyle #stepmom selina #dad bruce wayne #brucelina

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besttropeveershowdown · 8 months

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The Best Trope Ever Showdown: Round 1, Side C

Dating Catwoman

Propaganda:

Its enemies to lovers. But often without them stopping the whole enemies bit. Very fun.

Incurable Cough of Death

No propaganda was submitted.

#the best trope tournament #tropeaganda #dating catwoman #incurable cough of death #polls

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aikoiya · 2 years

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Imagine a show about a man & a woman who are married & in love. It's a healthy marriage. Literally the Happily Married TV Trope, but there's a twist. The woman is a superhero & the man is a supervillain. In costume, they are arch enemies.

Either this is something they know about each other or they've kept it a secret from each other.

Either way, their love is unconditional.

This works because the villain is a punch-clock villain, meaning when he's not in the suit, he's just a regular joe & even a very decent guy.

He's a genuinely nice guy all around with some less-than-legal hobbies & he's actually trying to make the world a better place. He's just going about it the wrong way & has very... concerning ways of doing so.

For him, he uses villainy as an escape from the stesses of his work as a businessman who's discouraged by the amount of corporate corruption there is in his workplace or a scientist/inventor who can't catch a break & can only get his inventions out there via villainy. It gets very stressful either way.

In my mind, he's sort of like that Doctor Megamind AU.

As for the woman, she is a very caring individual with a strong sense of justice & what's right. I'm thinking she's either a cop, firewoman, or doctor.

If they know about the other being their spouse, then they often flirt openly in suit & use the situation to let loose & sort of be kinky with each other.

If they don't, you can play it serious. Like, they are attracted to each other in suit, but refuse to do anything about it because they love their spouse more than anything.

As husband & wife, they have a lot of things in common & a lot of things not in common, so not only do they have things they can enjoy doing together, they also have enough interests & differences for their love life to remain interesting.

#show idea #love and justice #prompt #punch-clock villainy #dating catwoman #Happily Married

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dutifulsnack · 7 months

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i thought about asking this on r/DCcomics, but apparently low effort content there will be removed soooo here we are

why are the "gotham city sirens" (the grouping commonly seems to include catwoman, poison ivy and harley quinn) called that?

none of them are particularly known for their singing voice, only one of them has relied on anything similar to a "siren's song" in the past (ivy's pheromones) and none of them are connected to the sea?

#they should be called “bisexuals who have dated douchebags and their perhaps lesbian/bisexual domme"#poison ivy #catwoman #harley quinn #gotham city sirens #dc comics #dc

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frosthexe · 4 months

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Feed Me Diamonds - Chapter 1 - TroubleIWant - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

“So, you’re the host,” the kid says, glancing at Derek under long lashes. He angles his body closer, more than appropriate for casual conversation.

“I don’t remember inviting you,” Derek says, leaning in too, pretending it’s so he doesn’t have to shout to be heard over the pulsing beat of the music. “And I would remember.” Derek lets his fingers skim over the small of the other man’s back, just to see if he can.

“Oh, you need an invite to get into these shindigs?” Stiles asks with a teasing grin that seems to draw them into some kind of confidence. “I hear just about anything goes at Derek Hale’s parties.”

Derek curves his mouth into a flirtatious smile, because it's something a spoiled rich boy thinking with his dick would do. “True, but I do like to know who’s doing the ‘anything’.”

Derek is Batman, Stiles is Cat...dude? Uh, he's the Cat Thief, let's go with that. They bone, okay? But first they angst about it.

#fic rec #sterek #batman derek #catwoman stiles #cat thief stiles #bamf stiles #bamf derek #human au #fake dating #slight angst #with a happy ending

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