#dear god no

[its-rat-time-babey]

Here’s a fun fact I learned recently:

“In biblical lore, the Stag is often meant to represent Christ while Lucifer is represented by the Snake.”

So there’s a hidden symbolic reason behind Alastor's and Lucifer's immediate dislike of between each other.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin alastor #im not saying Alastor is Jesus #dear god no #but it is kind of funny that out of all the characters Lucifer hates #It’s Alastor #a Deer #one of the few animals associated with the guy considered by many to be the complete opposite and archenemy of the devil

[goth-maudra]

OH NO NO NO THE NO.

Looking back. "I know what YOU smell like." And suddenly, subtly, it's THERE. Tiniest of bleps here and there. Which Aziraphale knows, because HE bleps in Hell to be in character. Crowley bleps a LOT around Jim-biel, trying to suss out if he's faking it. When he's explaining VAVOOM (and KUDOS to Jon Hamm because Goob's trying to do the Tennant/Crowley Left Eyebrow😄!), and infamously in the "Hello Gabriel" scene. It's been there the whole. Damn. Time.

But I looked, and: yeah, it's here. A half second after this gif starts, when he's hyperventilating and trying not to cry and soldiering on...blep. Tiny blep. Trying to maintain control...

Blep.

#good omens #good omens aziraphale #good omens crowley #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #good omens season two #good omens series 2 #good omens season 2 #go2 #snake crowley #dear god no #david tennant #david tennant is a GOD level actor and I will screeching fangirl towards him until I am mulch #good omens bookshop #good omens episode 6 #good omens every #why oh why #serpent of eden #look at you you’re gorgeous #snakeyedemon #why why whyyy #our sweet serpent #i need to hug him #david tennant is a legend #absolute madlad #good omens divorce #i just 😭😭😭😭 #😭 #🐍 #i'll see myself out

[vdoesstuff]

Umm, just met Ace.

New ship unlocked?

Edit: JESUS CHRIST NEVERMIND

#one piece #Ace #monkey d. luffy #ace x Luffy? #DEAR GOD NO

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Sanguine, in the middle of the Temple of Mara: Dance like a sex lunatic!

#dear god no #sanguine #daedric princes #temple of mara #mara #riften #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: santa clarita diet

[neptunes-saddest-alien]

I can physically feel my insides making me want to end it all

#dear god no #please I am so tired #I really don’t need this rn #tired #deppressed #dysphoria #nonbinary dysphoria #dysphoria ftm #exhausted #suicidal #shark week #shark week dysphoria

[synthshenanigans]

h i m

#oh god He's followed me here #i thought i was free #dear god no #/lh #moss post

[cosette141]

MAYDAY

Snoozing tumblr live ISNT SNOOZING TUMBLR LIVE

I’ve literally clicked the toggle 30 times someone help

#tumblr #tumblr live #dear god no

[amiru-shrubfeast]

Sorry to tell you but when I go on my own blog you appear in the "blogs like this" section, it means Tumblr thinks you're like me

No no no no no no no no no

#dear god no #I'm not a damn clown im not!!!!!

[detectivemcqueen]

Careless Whisper starts playing

McQueen starts to dance horribly to the music. The only positive is he doesn't seem to be tone-deaf, his weird jigs synced to the music.

#anon asks #Dear god no

[analiticalanonymous]

Damn you all for dragging me back into the undertale fandom. I'M NOT GOING WITHOUT A FIGHT-

#undertale #dear god no #please no #i thought I was free #digital art #I'm hanging onto my self control by a thread

[quirkle2]

I literally would read the hell out of a ranch au fic. like I would consume it it would lengthen my lifespan for two more years, ohhhh my god

WOOOOOOO

no promises it'll ever be a thing, rly, but if i do end up writing it it's nice to know people r interested :] the main thing i'm worried about is the anxiety, for me, that comes with posting a story that's still in the works

back in da bnha days i posted a nine chapter fic all at once bc i 1) don't like to keep people hanging, and 2) HATE posting stories that are unfinished. for maaaany many reasons, but one of the biggest is because i often go back and change details when im writing fics, and if i post snippets and not a full story all at once, i won't be Able to go back and edit, bc it'll be posted already

sometimes i cut entire scenes out of a fic if it ends up not flowing/belonging w the rest of the story, and if that ends up happening here, i won't be able to cut smth out. it gives me a lot of anxiety, posting stories that r not completely finished and edited. maybe this is a chance to overcome that ? idk

#qktalks #bluesmoth #there's a Lot of reasons im so against posting my unfinished stuff #but that's an issue w this . bc there's no real ending to the ranch au i cant Wait to post it all #not that the ranch au will turn into a boring and pointless mcu deal where they just keep making shit to make shit obviously #dear god no #but . yeah u get it #im also just.. gonna feel so guilty leaving people hanging between updates #bc the updates will NOT be regular and they might not even be within the same few months #it'll be a slow process #the ranch au will likely just .. be a side thing while i write other shit #so . i'd feel bad putting it out at such a slow pace #idk . im definitely overthinking it GVEIA

[zuko-always-lies]

Me whenever someone lauds Zuko as a feminist icon: Zuko was practically raised by a man who thinks it's okay to assault someone (Iroh) for three years and you all think Zuko doesn't have sexism problems? That he doesn't have at least the barest inkling of sexism?

I'm still shocked that there are people who think that Zuko is a feminist icon. Do I need to pull out this post again?

#Zuko #Zuko is not a feminist Icon #dear god no

[musicprincess1990]

This may seem obvious, but just in case someone out there is a dumbass like me and thinks it's a good idea...

...Don't eat this. 🤢🤮

#dear god no #it's awful #i mean it's not bad at first #but the aftertaste #jesus f. christ #fuck this shit #i'm ordering panda instead

[professorllayton]

its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

#dear fucking god #blabs

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Talvas Fathryon: Why is the netch waving its limbs at me like that?

Nixiel Veres: That's actually its mating dance.

Talvas: *shyly shrugs off his outer robe*

Nixiel: NO!

#dear god no #talvas you little freak (affectionate) #talvas fathryon #oc: nixiel veres #house telvanni #tel mithryn #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: twitter

[dvanaestmrva]

boy that scene in princess mononoke when the hunters disguised in boar skins show up sure is more fucked up than i remember

#ацо шаљи твит #sometimes it takes a 10th rewatch for something to hit you #like OH #ooooOOOOOH NO #Dear God No #they still!!!! had warpaint on!!!!!!!! like it was freshly applied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girl help...! #awful awful. chilling.