#don’t be a little bitch

[juliusbrown]

You mean black ass blacks existed before 1997

Oh my yeah

Black ass black … you know. We all know.

Mister Gregg, a punk ass baby bitch like Stevie may have taken my shot glass but those bitches will rot in hell

Yeah I suggest that any bitch who steals from my dead uncle is a bitch ass baby punk baby bitch

I want my shot glass

I’m serious. I’m seriously considering killing that worthless bitch myself.

Oh he says he’s the bad ass on the block. That’s why he had to steal from me. Apparently bad asses steal?

Steven knows he’s stuck here and fucked for being a sister copycat incest freak.

But you… you don’t get it?

You don’t have to be a bitch ass. You don’t have to steal from women.

You have the option to be a decent and good man, Caleb.

Good men don’t steal and believe me, I’ll have every gangster in this town upset over that glass.

That really hurts my feelings.

And when my feelings are hurt like that… I feel like I need to tell the big guys. And if they kill you, kid … I told you. Don’t steal.

That’s really not cool dude

It’s just … who told you to be a bitch ass?

Bitch asses steal.

#Caleb the baby bitch? #shot glass #integrity #Darren Hayes #powdered sugar records #oh Caleb’s a joker #baby bitches of adams place #you’re one of many #music ha #they don’t care about music #any of the Prince wannabe hoodlums #bourbon #Indian blood #he’s trying to keep N happening #why’s it always white non whites caleb #don’t be a little bitch #probably the only attention he got all day on social media #the the #haha right Caleb #sweet orange that’s wild #damn Daniel #where’s my shot glass Daniel

[lamolaine]

Im a simple woman. I don’t have many pet peeve’s but only 3, people who chew loud, those who leave grocery carts ramped in the parking lot, AND PICKY EATERS

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s perfectly fine if you have dietary restrictions like gallbladder disease or something. But if you willingly choose to eat bland food…why? They literally will eat a burrito with chicken and rice, and that’s their favorite meal. ARENT YOU BORED LIVING THIS WAY???? venture out have a cheeseburger or something.

#anyways couldnt be me #don’t be a little bitch #sorry that’s a little harsh #but seriously make it your New Year’s resolution to eat out of your comfort zone #pickyeaters #pet peeves

[sourtoasterstrudel]

Testing out some new pens as i try to get motivation back. Hopefully this isn’t just some one off thing againnnnnn. I swear every time I’m art blocked i draw Madoka i just have her design memorized from middle school

The chronic illness will not stop chronic-ing <3

I keep saying I’d love to share more ocs and shit but dude i haven’t touched those guys for monthssss. I keep on wanting to draw little clown dudes for an rpg idea that keeps popping into my head so maybe you’ll see some clowns.

#soursart #i can’t say ‘I’m back bitches’ again can i #madoka kaname #madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica #i think i might do that little Twitter meme of drawing comfort characters together???? don’t hold me on that

[laidenbreecatchall]

Somebody’s jealous…

#this was to draw their wispy little blonde eyebrows #this took me ages drawing doflamingos fucking EYES KILLLED MEEEEEEE #I like it tho he looks kinda cute #they both look cute why’d I do that #donquixote doflamingo #op doflamingo #doflamingo one piece #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #one piece corazon #I do love them… #DOFLAMINGO IS REALLY HARD TO DRAW THO I HATE IT #Rosinante lives in my hand he’s do easy to draw #I could draw him with my eyes closed love of my life #sorry man with a god complex your brothers fucking perfect bitch #anywaaaaay #also this is probably very ooc of doflamingo I don’t care #I’m too tired to care I spent hours on this with no break like an insane person #one piece #art #my art #ryeart #digital art #anime fanart #doflamingo fanart #corazon fanart #one piece rosinante #rosinante corazon #rosinante x reader #doflamingo x reader

[gatorgrumbles]

Finally drew my favorite sassy bitch

#I loved this line in the dub so much #we said it at the same time when I was watching and I laughed so hard I almost died #chill out bitch I’m going for a road trip don’t kill my vibe #I adore his only fun times attitude so much #my little hottopic trash baby #this guy definitely listens to the edgiest bands #what brand of eyeliner do u use boy #android 17 #android arc #red ribbon army #dbz #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball fanart #my art #drawing #digital art #art

[stealingyourbones]

One day Captain Marvel shows up to a Justice League meeting with Little Baby Man Danny draped across his shoulders like a mink scarf.

A black and white, glowing, hissing mink scarf.

Marvel sees no problem with this.

The League does.

Little Baby Man may or may not get to bite someone.

(It’s Green Arrow. He poked him with his bow. LBM can’t really fly, but he can still launch.)

I beg any artist out there to draw this I NEED this in visual form.

#‘​get yo fuckin dog bitch!’ ‘it don’t bite.’ ‘yES IT DO’ #Danny: a big man who turns into a little guy #Billy: a little guy who turns into a big man #perfection #“a feral ferret has been added into your inventory” #danny phantom #dp x dc #writing prompts #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #bones replies #norasalina

[dreaminofu]

I will most cherish the moment when we hang out with Jere after it was over. Because somehow I think, even if we had really good connection and a strong friendship through the whole thing, I think that night made us come even closer.

#don’t mind me i just wanted to have a little cry to kickstart my day #sure bojan we can see that you came closer both figuratively AND literally that night #my heart just bursts seeing bojan do everything he can to cheer Jere up #käärijä #bojere #bojan cvjetićanin #sad bojere bitches support group

[ashersanity]

Screw @princesstokyomoon for fueling my brainrot on this. Whatever, I fucking need to say it.

content warning! dub-con, cheating, small age gap?

Nonstop thinking about typical delinquent that Whitney is with PC as their teacher. Fuck, would it be so goddamn chaotic. Especially since you catch the blonde’s eye right from the start as you walk into the classroom, class they never attend to but shit, maybe they just might if you’re the one teaching it. Sweet smile of yours, introducing yourself to the students and even giving Whitney the same treatment as the others! Poor thing that you are, don’t even know what you’re getting yourself into as the bully grins right back at you.

Never misses a class of yours after that, everyone murmuring about it too, how the all time troubler maker in town is now actually going to school. Yeah, well they shouldn’t be getting their hopes up since it’s just another reason to come and see you, maybe check your ass out a bit whenever you turn around to explain a subject on the blackboard. Doesn’t hide their clear interest in you either, openly leering at the way the collar of your shirt hangs low, leaning over the desk to help the ‘clueless’ bully who desperately needed your help on this particular question. Too bad, Whitney’s not listening, already thinking of ways to have you settled between their legs with their crotch shoved into your face, so fucking cute.

Makes everything weird and sexual between the two of you on purpose, ordering them to go and clean the windows of the classroom as punishment for their behaviour. (I don’t fucking know). Happily obliges too, getting up from their seat with a smirk on their face, everyone else gaping since Whitney is never one to take orders from other people, much less their own teachers.

There is absolutely no reason for the motherfucker to be stripping their shirt off while they do it, fabric bunched up in their grip, now all wet and soapy from the water bucket used. Hurrying yourself their way to at least get them a jacket and hide their exposed chest, the delinquent smiling to themselves from the visible blush on your face.

‘Course it doesn’t just stop to that, stepping into class one day just to find them receiving head from a student under the desk though really they wish it was you under there. Sends you a fucking porn link of a teacher and a student going at it against the wall, panting and gasping instead of the math homework you asked of them, claiming it was an accident. The harsh reprimanding that you give them after that doesn’t stop them, only fuels the bully’s heated pursuit, needing to rub one out at the bathroom once you’re over with your little speech.

Even if you do turn down all their attempts at you, they know you’ll eventually crack, know you’re actually lonely deep inside, that your home life isn’t as exciting as it once was. Just a glance at you shows it all, you haven’t had it for a while haven’t you? Whitney’s there to help you out despite your insistences for them to stop.

Willing to play the long game and it does pay off as they trail their hand up your thigh, upwards to your crotch and you not stopping them like all the other times. Immediately gets addicted to the sick thrill of this twisted relationship, hushed breaths in the classroom, telling Whitney to keep it down while you’re bent over the table or maybe they’re bent over yours, either way it doesn’t really matter. Hastily pressing quick kisses to your lips, rough hand down your shirt as they grind against your thigh. Adorable look on your face that you make whenever you think you’re about to get caught too, tensing up and grip tightening around the blonde’s waist. Fuck, they love it all.

If you have a spouse too? Whitney is so rubbing it in their face like the petty little shit that they are, makes it clear that you two are fucking. Firm arm wrapped your waist or clinging onto your own like a needy puppy that just won’t go away, leaning into your frame, blatantly pulling your collar down to reveal the hickeys and bite marks left behind. Introduces themselves as your ‘favorite student’, as if they even got the grades to back that statement up huh..

Well, those whines and whimpers that the bully elicits out of you every time you two fuck on the desk, grasping at their hair for purchase, moaning out Whitney’s name instead of your spouse who’s long gone in your mind.

At least they’re getting it from the fucking hot teacher in school.

#WHEN I CATCH YOU WHITNEY WHEN I CATCH YO— #little shit #I will be grasping at that bitch if they were my student #get the fuck out of my class #though if I had a hot blonde delinquent hitting me up 24/7 #yeah actually you know what I don’t blame pc in this one #dol #degrees of lewdity #whitney the bully #whitney the BITCH #dol whitney #whitney dol #character x reader #gender neutral reader #asher writes #asher getting.. ideas! #asher rambling

[funfetti96]

Etc. as usual

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #pizza proteges #toy chica #toy freddy #toy bonnie #So many little bitches…… i don’t want to tag everyone lol #balloon boy #my art

[lilybug-02]

Get PONY-FIED B*TCH

My little cringe AU

#get ponified bitch #don’t judge me. I’m an artist. if there’s something to draw. I draw it. #plus mlp is cute why not #bread #art #my art #deltarune chara timeline #sketches #chara #kris #my little pony #my little pony au #deltarune #deltarune au #shinanigans #mlp deltarune

[rotomartsblog]

Little concept doodle of some redesigns for the Crumbs and Ginger

Helga and Gus look a bit too young woops

#I took inspo from strawberry shortcake because I’m a predictable bitch #if the designs look empty it because they are #they’ll have more details when I finalise them #I’ll be honest I don’t like the crumbs or ginger’s designs in canon #mostly because I’m sick of every German character wearing a drindl or lederhosen #and ginger’s is just disappointing I think #also a little lore change for context: helga and gus are siblings instead of cousins #rotomart #ever after high #eah #hansel and gretel #helga crumb #gus crumb #ginger breadhouse #eah ginger #eah helga #eah gus #ginger ever after high #helga ever after high #gus ever after high #tumblr is fucking with the colours so if it looks desaturated sorry lol!! #rotomart eah

[shima-draws]

It’s literally like 500 episodes away but people keep WARNING me about it and I’m Scared

#One Piece #WCI #Whole Cake Island #He’s right behind me isn’t he. #LISTEN. I KNOW this shit is gonna fucking DEEEEESTROY me. Let me pretend I’m still oblivious okay #I will sing and dance my way through the next 500 episodes pretending everything is okay #And then you will see me cry like a little bitch when I get to WCI DON’T YOU WORRY #Not to mention the arc BEFORE that. You KNOW the one. #Anyway. It’s fine :) I’m not worried :)) It will be okay and it won’t hurt and I won’t cry and I’m not going to think about it tee hee :))) #Shima speaks

[katierosefun]

suits and leverage crossover except hardison is pretending to be a lawyer and he runs into mike ross and he immediately figures out mike is a fake. cue spider-man pointing meme

#caroline talks #i am just thinking. again. #leverage and suits crossover would be literally so funny though #bc they’re very distinctly different in both ideology and also character vibes #but i like to think they’d be hilarious interacting with each other #cue a lot of leverage team scrambling out of pearson hardman or whatever it’s called at a point in the show #nate: can u get a read on this harvey guy. i don’t like him #sophie: you mean you don’t like an arrogant son of a bitch who bosses people around and gets cagey when confronted with the fact that he is #not. in fact. god? #nate: what #sophie: what #oh my god but wait. sophie and donna meeting each other. #scariest little combination or funniest. they would roast each other alive #but then agree to go shopping at the end of the work day

[comradekatara]

I definately see your point in regards to the politics of The Promise and the Korra side of things at large. On another topic, though, how could Mako have been improved upon as a character because I always thought he was the least interesting character in all of the Avatar universe? Maybe instead of just making him a bookkeeper make him a full on former Triad member?

awww no i kind of love mako tbh. my bland little saltine cracker. i think we need to make room in our hearts for more dull autistic utterly swagless men whose idea of a good time is simply doing the daily crossword while eating plain cornflakes (no milk). but real talk mako’s character definitely had room for improvement. not because he’s boring, but because all the actually interesting aspects of his character were largely relegated to subtext, and he was instead given boring ass subplots like “stupid love triangle,” “being a cop,” “having to babysit an annoying twink,” etc. so it’s not that his backstory needs improvement, but rather that if those largely subtextual elements of his character were actually teased out and explored in meaningful ways, he would’ve been much more interesting to watch, because his purpose in the story would actually have some fucking thematic depth.

in a better show, mako’s backstory, arc, and general narrative presence would’ve served to illustrate how the neoliberal economy of republic city detrimentally affects the socioeconomically disadvantaged. in the ba sing se arc, bolin sees the lower ring and is like “eww gross POVERTY!!!! no wonder dad left.” like my guy you were living on the street as a child forced to exploit your labor for gutter scraps. why is poverty all of a sudden an issue to you (you can claim he’s just in deep denial and/or quite literally an idiot, but still. lmfao). in a superior show, mako and bolin’s presence would implicitly prompt the viewer to ask, why does the presence of a nuclear family structure necessitate security, and why does its absence collapse any sort of social safety net? why were mako and bolin forced to live on the streets once they were orphaned? how does living in abject poverty in one’s formative years psychologically affect their relationship to wealth, power, security, and success? (mako and bolin only tangentially cover some of these questions in their arcs, most notably in mako’s decision to date asami over korra, and in bolin’s obtuse quest for fame.) furthermore, what parallels versus juxtapositions can be drawn from asami’s own complex experiences navigating wealth, paternal abuse, and systems of control as they directly pertain to the beneficiaries of these capitalist structures? in what ways can asami and mako&bolin bridge these gaps across opposite ends of the class hierarchy, and in what ways are these chasms fundamentally untraversable?

i feel like the main failing of lok was that it actually presented some really interesting concepts, but it seemed like most of it was purely by accident and the show had no actual interest in focalizing or even addressing the compelling subtext hidden between bland and/or frustrating scenes oversaturated with obnoxious characters. like mako and asami are ostensibly main characters, but we never actually get satisfying meat to chew on regarding their inner lives and characters arcs, despite them being two of the most compelling characters in the show just based off of premise and lingering subtextual allusions to more interesting themes than were actually addressed in the show itself. so like asami, who i adore mostly for what remains unspoken (her abusive relationship to her father, her ethical contentions with her own capital, her latent homoerotic feelings for korra, etc.), mako is also compelling me for reasons largely unaddressed outside of the occasional “oh well you’re traumatized from all that time you spent taking care of your brother who is only somewhat younger than you as a small child and selling yourself to criminal organizations to have enough to eat week by week, which probably informs your decisions somewhat now that you are technically an adult (he’s like. 18???? also???) so that’s cool i guess. but also what the fuck you’re so sick and twisted for being attracted to two gorgeous powerful women at the same time, you should go to JAIL!!!!!” and then they do. actually send him to jail. -_-

#mysticarcadehologram-blog #asks #lok crit #sometimes i remember how poorly written this show was despite all its potential and im just like wtf all over again #like both on a dialogue and structural basis. scene by scene season by season. this was a mess 😭 #but mako is my silly little guy i love him <3333333 #mako #bolin #asami #i don’t even rly address bolin outside of his proximity to mako bc besides the pilot where he is charming and cute and has a brain. #bolin does not interest me at all bc i cannot stand the dumb comic relief archetype #ppl just hate mako bc he fumbled two of the gorgeoust bitches in the world #but like. you’d fumble them too. be honest

[torque-witch]

I think the worst part about chronic pain is not knowing if I’m a little bitch or not

#torquetalks #little bitch being a loving adjective lol #but like I seriously do not know if this is an emergency or not #I guess I don’t have a fever and I’m not hemorrhaging so must be fine #but I am really losing my patience

[spocksgotemotions]

fuck it happy lesbian visibility week! here is meee (most of me, y’all aren’t getting my face)

#captain’s own #dumb bitch hours #personal logs #I wanted to post a pic that’s a little sexy cause I love compliments #but if anyone gets too weird this post is going in the trash #if you wanna say you’re in love with me tho that’s allowed #and most things tbh just don’t be weird if I don’t know you