Asking my roommate how he's feeling since he just ate a bit too much and he says it's fine, it's for the colony.
Friendly reminder that you are a colony. A diverse colony of weird niche specialists and uncountable generalists who all want what's best for you. Next time you're struggling with self care just yell "FOR THE COLONY!" and then eat that pizza.
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You can now buy your own Citrus friend, unlimited edition! Together with your perfect yellow friend you get a chunky sweater, his teddy bear and a small hoard to get you started 🍋🍊
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each night, beneath layers of delusion, i fall in love with the possibility of what tomorrow brings.
i tend to wake up with the stars!
each night, i am captured in a glass jar and placed upon yesterdays shelf. here, i shall dream of a better life in which i am free.
when the night sky bows to the moons beauty, i too remember what it feels like to be adored.
i remember what it feels like to be loved by somebody who wants the best for you, and handles you with torturous care.
i drift into dreams on a hope-scented wind, praying to the sun to guide me gently.
then i wake up.
and a song is looping in my mind that i havent listened to in months.
and a single word has made home in my head like a bug splattered on a window and no matter how much i wipe, it remains.
and i find myself unfolding a piece of paper that i keep hidden in a pocket behind my eyes, its edges are torn and has ancestoral creases.
im reciting to myself the reasons why i have to get out of bed, and why today will be different. reasons why i can be a good person, and why love remains.
each night, i fall madly in love with myself.
each morning, i wake to find the bed is empty, despite my being there.
- i wonder at which point in my dreaming do i decide that no longer love myself and leave.
- LM
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How is everybody doing during this heatwave from Hell?
Sleeping is really hard. So glad I am on vacation and don't need to be functional in this heat.
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it is literally the most fucked up thing in the world that fruit goes bad. you shoild be allowed to have a box of blackberries in the cupboard for 2 years and they are still fine to eat
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Just a friendly reminder to go outside, drink water, and eat fruit, but if you do go outside, where a jacket, it’s getting cold out there 💜
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Angel Dust: Hey Husky~, came to pick up my baby.
Angel, picking up Fat Nuggets whose mouth is covered in red juice: Sorry, I know you don't like when he eats the fruit for the cocktails.
Husk: Nah, it's fine. I bought extra cherries and limes on the side to have at hand for him.
Angel, trying very hard to keep his heart from bursting through his chest from how much he wants to marry this man: Oh?
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