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embarrassedanon · 4 months

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Ski Bum

As an Aspen local, Chester loathed the hours he spent giving ski lessons to the progeny of America's rich and famous. These spoiled brats were airdropped in on private jets by the dozen from New York or LA and wrought havoc on the slopes each winter. But helping them perfect their form earned him a pretty penny and free season lift pass so it was worth it.

Chester saw rather quickly that no matter how much these rich kids claimed they wanted to improve they weren't used to taking constructive criticism. Chester learned that lesson in a humiliating fashion when Walter, the 20 year old son of an oil magnate, joined him for a private lesson.

Despite a decade and half of winters spent skiing, Walter never managed to conquer anything but the bunny slopes. He was more keen to spend his time reading by the fire in the lodge or ogling the snow boarders in the sauna.

To Chester it was no wonder why Walter's skiing prowess plateaued before he even finished elementary school, Walter was convinced he knew everything.

"Your stance is all wrong dude, there's no way this is how you learned to ski!" Chester said a bit amused.

"It most certainly is not, and you'll call me Walter or Sir, not dude, I'm not one of your townie friends."

Prick, Chester thought, plastering a smile on his face.

Walter, not remotely remorseful, began absentmindedly scrolling through his phone.

"Is there somewhere you'd rather be? Cause if you don't want to do this lesson there's no point in either of us freezing our asses off."

"You seriously ought to rethink your language if you wish to continue working at a resort with high-end clientele. And if you must know all of my friends from University are in St. Barth's. But of course daddy forced us to go to this dreadful mountain hideaway."

"Well if you're such a competent skier and you don't need the lesson you'll have no problem getting your phone back from me.”

With that, Chester lunged for Walter's phone and stuffed in his pocket. In a flash he was off down the slopes. Shakily Walter gave chase.

"Get back here this instant!" Walter yelled.

"You'll have to catch me,” Chester taunted in a singsong voice as he whipped around to face his pursuer before turning around and speeding off.

Propelled by rage rather than any athletic prowess, Walter sped after Chester in a haphazard manner. As he neared the instructor, far faster than Chester could have predicted, Chester began to bob and weave as to avoid Walter's grasp. This only made Walter's attacks more erratic.

In one fell swoop, Walter reached to grab his phone from Chester's back pocket. The speed with which he was hurling down the mountain put an undue amount of force behind his grasp. While Walter was able to secure his phone, he sent Chester flying out of his skis and his pants and long johns tumbling down.

With a thud Chester fell face down ass up in a heap of snow, his pale cheeks looking almost sun-kissed compared to the alabaster snow. Walter gasped and then let out a hearty laugh. Chester shot up and spat snow out of his mouth.

"It's not funny!" Chester pleaded, over his shoulder.

"Oh it certainly is, and this serves you right for taking what's mine!"

Chester struggled to right himself and his he slipped on the packed snow. Bent over with his bare ass facing Walter he tried to pull up his pants when he heard the clicking of sound effect of a phone camera.

"Did you just take a picture of my ass?"

"Language, Chester! And my friends just sent a beautiful picture of the moon over the ocean, figured I'd respond with my own picture of the moon over the mountain. Anywho, thanks for this lesson... it was so very revealing. Ta Ta!"

With that, no less shaky than before, Walter traveled down the mountain alone. Leaving Chester to get laughed by a group of snow boarders before he came to his senses and pulled up his pants.

...

Back at the lodge, Chester was certain that everyone was staring at him as he headed to the locker room. It was clear that word of his embarrassing mishap, and maybe even the picture, traveled fast down the mountain.

In the locker room, guys were in all different states of undress, but the way they all laughed and whispered to one another when Chester walked past made him feel the most naked.

As he sat at a bench in front of his locker and removed his boots, Walter rounded the corner in a white terrycloth robe. He was at a locker just two doors down from Chester. He gave Chester a wicked smile and opened up his locker.

Chester noticed his expensive skin tight ski suits hung up neatly in the locker. Walter made quick work of shucking his robe and donning a crisp white pair of briefs, chinos and a knit sweater. He didn't bother to lock his locker before he once again flashed Chester that devilish grin and exited the locker room.

Still seething from his earlier embarrassment, access to Walter's locker was something Chester couldn't pass up. Working quickly, Chester grabbed a multi-tool from his work bag and deftly weakened the rear seam on all of Walter's ski suits. With any luck Walter would be splitting his pants right down the ass the next time he hit the slopes.

...

The next morning as Chester was getting a few runs in with his coworkers he noticed Walter and a friend walking toward the ski lifts in matching skin tight jumpsuits.

"Isn't that the asshole that pantsed you yesterday?" Chester's buddy Rich asked while laughing.

"Yes, and with any luck he'll be flashing his asshole anytime now."

Chester filled in his buddies on the plan and they were more than happy to let Walter and his friend grab the next lift in hopes of witnessing Chester's plan in action.

As the arrogant douchebag leaned back to sit on the lift, Walter's suit burst open flashing his ass and his black thong. Of course his suit was too tight for his briefs and he wouldn’t be caught doing anything as uncouth as freeballing. His own pompous rules compounded his embarrassment.

Within an instant, his friend was laughing, the lift operator was laughing, and Chester and his friends were in hysterics.

Walter shrieked as the lift scooped him up parading his ripped suit over the mountain top like a Thanksgiving balloon.

"No don't look at me!" Walter plead which only drew more eyes to his unfortuante wardrobe malfunction.

"Hey Walter, you were right! The moon over the mountains is gorgeous." Chester yelled.

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lilacmingi · 2 months

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ALICE IN WONDERLAND AU: JUNGKOOK’S ENDING

My works are 14+ ONLY. If you’re under 14 DO NOT interact with me or any of my works

Word count: 1,480

Pairing: White rabbit!Jungkook x fem reader

Note: There’s no taglist for the separate endings. If you haven’t read the series yet, you can find the intro here or find it on my masterlist which is linked at the end of the imagine

Every single one of them were amazing and beyond perfect, but your heart seemed to be pulled towards one of them in particular.

You thought back to when you saw Jungkook and how he was the first one you met even before falling down the rabbit hole and into Wonderland. Images of him ravishing your neck with kisses brought an intense heat to your cheeks as your eyes drifted over to him.

"You're all certain that you won't get angry?" You inquired before revealing your answer.

"We're sure." Taehyung smiled warmly. "Your happiness is all that matters to us."

"Go ahead. Pick one." Yoongi urged gently.

"I can see you already have someone in mind." Namjoon said. "So just say it."

You nodded and took in a deep breath. "I choose Jungkook."

Jungkook's face lit up and his bunny ears perked as soon as his name left your lips. Unable to contain his excitement, he ran up and embraced you in a night hug, momentarily lifting you off the ground.

"I love you, Y/n. I love you so much." He murmured while rocking the both of you back and forth.

"I love you too."

Lifting his head, he locked eyes with you, tugging your body closer to his.

"We're gonna be so happy together." He whispered as he inched closer to your lips.

As much as you wanted to kiss him, you knew there were six other people standing nearby.

Before you could stop Jungkook on your own, someone cleared their throat, causing him to pull away.

"Save that for the bunny cottage." It was Yoongi that spoke.

"Sorry." The tips of Jungkook's ears turned pink from embarrassment. "I got carried away."

"Well that settles it." Jin smiled warmly. "I suppose we should all go our separate ways."

"We all need to keep in touch." Jimin mentioned.

"I'm having a tea party tomorrow! You all should join." Taehyung piped up.

"You have a tea party every day. What's new?" Yoongi remarked.

"We can always find something else to do together. I promise we won't lose touch. I'll make sure of it." Hoseok assured.

"Me too." Jimin agreed.

"Alright. We should probably let these two get on down the road and stop holding them up." Namjoon said.

The boys pulled both you and Jungkook into an embrace, everyone saying their goodbyes and promising to meet up and stay in contact on a regular basis.

Giving a final wave to the group, you left Jin's castle and started making your way to your new home. Jungkook intertwined his fingers with yours, your feet shuffling along the cracked stone pathway that led away from the towering castle and out into the vast valley of Wonderland.

"You okay?" Jungkook tilted his head cutely.

"Yeah. Just nervous. This is a big change."

"You're happy though, right?"

"Yes. Very happy." You smiled. "It's a big change, but it's one that I'm looking forward to."

"Good. It shouldn't take us very long to get there."

"I'm so excited."

"Me too. I think you'll like it a lot."

A few minutes passed before you came upon a quaint cottage with blue bellflowers planted on either side of the front entrance and small clumps of moss growing on the roof making it look like a fairy cottage from a fantasy book. What you were seeing was nothing like what you had pictured.

Jungkook stepped forward and took it upon himself to open the door for you.

"After you, sweetheart."

The nickname made your heart thump as you kept your composure and stepped inside.

What you saw almost took your breath away. The interior was decorated cozily, setting a warm and comfortable atmosphere that made you feel right at home.

"Did you decorate this place yourself?" You asked, looking around at the small plants scattered about the living room area.

"I did." He grinned proudly.

"It's so beautiful."

"Not as beautiful as you." Jungkook's voice sounded from right beside your ear, his fingers brushing your hair back so he could trail kisses up your neck.

Your eyelids slid closed and you leaned back against him while simultaneously presenting more of your neck so he had more room to ravish you with his soft lips.

"I'm so lucky." He hummed as his hands slid around your waist.

Two weeks later

You stood at the stove flipping the last batch of pancakes, the warm scent wafting into the air and filling the small kitchen. A fond smile colored your features while you pulled cups and plates from the cabinets. You absolutely adored Jungkook's little cottage. It was cute, cozy, and the perfect size for the both of you to live in. The kitchen, though small, was equipped with all the necessities while taking up a minimal amount of space.

You rolled up the sleeves on Jungkook's shirt which you currently donned and plated the pancakes. The white dress shirt you wore fit him perfectly, though it was a little tight around the sleeves due to his massive biceps. However, the garment looked huge on you, the hem of it reaching your mid to upper thigh.

The faint sound of bare feet padding against the hardwood floors reached your ears moments before a pair of strong arms wrapped themselves around your waist.

"Good morning." A groggy Jungkook murmured, his morning voice sending a not-so-subtle shiver down your spine.

"Good morning, bun." You reached back to tousle his long hair which was no doubt a mess.

"You made pancakes? That's so sweet of you." He placed a kiss to your cheek.

"It's nothing." You fought back a smile, turning your head just enough to where Jungkook couldn't see you getting flustered.

His strong hands gripped your waist and spun you around to face him. It was then that you took notice of the fact that he didn't have a shirt on, leaving nothing to the imagination.

In the two weeks you had been living with Jungkook, seeing him shirtless wasn't an uncommon sight, but you still managed to get flustered every time you saw his exposed torso. It drove you crazy. His broad chest and tiny waist were always capturing your attention, drawing you in like a magnet.

When your eyes met Jungkook's, he smirked at you. It was then that you realized you were (very obviously) staring at his physique and you had been caught.

"Something catch your eye?" He inquired, quirking a sharp brow.

Your eyes avoided his which made him take your chin between his fingers, turning your gaze back to him. A mixture of desire and adoration swirled behind his darkening eyes.

"What are you staring at, beautiful?" He asked.

You responded with a meek, "Nothing."

"C'mon, darling. You can tell me. I am your boyfriend, after all." He spoke lowly, leaning in so close that you could feel his breath tickling your neck.

"You know what I was staring at." You responded.

He feigned innocence. "No I don't."

You swallowed.

"Why don't you show me?"

That cheeky little comment lit a fire in the pit of your stomach.

Two can play at that game.

Bringing your hand to his upper chest, you placed your palm onto his skin before slowly sliding it down the valley of his chest, one of his bunny ears twitching lightly in response. Your hand moved lower to his stomach, your fingertips trailing over his abs, causing his eyelids to flutter.

"I was staring at all this, big boy." You responded in a sultry tone.

That was all it took to make him snap.

He closed the gap between your faces and attacked your lips with his own, biting harshly at them before taking your bottom lip between his. Your hands flew up to his hair, grabbing handfuls of the long, inky strands, tugging on his locks every once in a while, eliciting small sighs and grunts from him.

Kisses with Jungkook were always dizzying and left you in a haze of bliss. The man was full of passion and never failed to remind you of that.

The tips of your fingers brushed against the base of his bunny ears, causing him to release a sigh into your mouth. Unable to keep them in one place for too long, your hands traveled down along his broad chest and across his torso, feeling every dip and curve of his toned body. In turn, he pressed you against the cabinets, caging your smaller form with his much larger one.

"Jungkook." You sighed out when your lips parted ways, your breaths coming out in shallow huffs.

"Mmm what?" He hummed, kissing you again.

"The pancakes are going to get cold."

"Why have pancakes when I have something sweeter right in front of me?" He murmured, latching his lips to yours once again.

You eventually got around to eating breakfast, just after a long and heated make out session.

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cantsomeoneelsedoit · 20 days

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Ch 51: Hero

Teacher just assigned a group project and then left.

The chapter starts with a Fuuko flashback:

The way her parents are looking at her in the picture 😭

Fuuko's grandpa's hat! So that's where she got it! That's too sweet. She's lucky to have had such a thoughtful person to look after her once her abilities manifested. He shaped the way she thought about herself and how she dealt with trauma, too.

You-Me was with her even when she was all alone. It was there whether she was happy or sad, and it was full of people she could care about without worrying about hurting them.

Too relatable. Anno Un gave Fuuko a reason to keep fighting, and Fuuko had unknowingly given Akira a reason to keep fighting decades before. Writers sustain readers and readers sustain writers.

Rip calls Anno Un a man here, even in Japanese. It's the first time we've heard him gendered. Everything about him has been so ambiguous!

Speaking of ambiguity, we're beginning to see another side to Rip. Maybe he's just being curious, but it seems like he's acting a little more vulnerable around the others now.

Fuuko lists all the things Anno Un did for them even while he called them the "heroes."

Fuuko is right about those things being necessary to defeat Autumn, but they're all a smaller part of defeating God! Will Rip's team join the Union cause?

Andy's definitely a Teamster.

Anyway, the point is that despite the fact that Anno Un called them heroes, Rip doesn't want to play that part.

We see Rip, Latla, and Leila at some point in the past walking in a forest of maple trees. Rip has a doctor's coat and is smiling while pushing Leila's chair. Note the leaves on either side of Leila--one is upside down and the other right side up.

Leila is smiling back at him and wears a plaid scarf and at least one of the earrings current Rip wears. Latla has on what looks like a high-neck, ankle-length dress, which means she's either rich or goth, lol. Probably rich, judging from the way she currently dresses. I really love how she looks in that top panel. So soft!

Andy takes the lead and assigns roles for the group. He's already analyzed how to best use everyone's abilities and how to use them in a complementary way. Bunny agrees right away, but Rip and Latla balk at being told what to do.

Andy has the best one liners!

Autumn absorbs its Juniors to level up! And things get weirder. Phase 2 Autumn attacks Andy, and he almost gets crushed in a book. Meanwhile, Rip is remembering Leila.

This might be crazy, but we've had maple leaves appear a lot in this arc. Of course they're a symbol of Autumn, but look how the one in the last panel of Leila resembles the Under symbol Latla wears in her hair!

Also, the Under symbol is the kanji for "Un-" 不 turned upside down. Doesn't it kind of resemble a maple leaf? It's so perfect for this scene!

So that's why Rip was so shocked when Anno Un called him a hero! Does he attack out of anger, or out of newfound commitment to being a hero??? (Also, Andy's face)

Such a cool spread! A rare sly smile from Latla, too! Her reverse-prediction restored everyone's spirit. And we finally get to see the broom-cycle up close! I wonder how they acquired it.

Looking back through this chapter, there are so many new facial expressions from Rip. There's a side of him that he doesn't show--we as readers see it, but Latla is the only other person who really knows him. He's cultivated this image of someone who can drop others in a heartbeat, but that's only because of someone he can't forget.

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#undead unluck #overreading undead unluck

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rubyreduji · 2 years

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My Heart Has Gone To You - 04

pairing: lee jihoon x f!reader contents: alcohol consumption, not angst but reader does cry, soft ynhoon moments, use of bunny as pet name, smut [explicit unprotected sex, needy!bottom!jihoon, soft!dom!reader, oral (m. receiving), marking, orgasm delay, masturbation, mention of sending explicit pictures, yall already know jihoon aftercare king] w.c.: 4.4k a/n: if you haven't noticed yet i use ji as nickname for when y/n is more in control and coherent and hoonie when y/n is more needy and submissive

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You haven’t talked to Jihoon in a few days, which isn’t an uncommon occurrence when you guys are both busy people. Midterms are over so your studying isn’t as aggressive as it was a few weeks ago but you’re still swamped with work and projects and life.

According to Soonyoung he’s been cooped up in his studio more often than not and you guys can’t seem to get your schedules to line up. Whenever he’s free, you’re busy, and whenever you’re free, he’s busy. On the slim chance that you guys are both free you’re both too tired to actually do anything other than sleep.

So you haven’t seen your best friend in a while. You guys don’t really text each other either and when you do it’s a game of phone tag.

When the weekend hits you finally have a day to yourself. You shoot Jihoon a text when Sana comes bursting into your room.

“Come on, we’re going out.”

“What?” You look up at the girl.

“You heard me. Put on a cute little slutty dress and slap on some make up. We’re going clubbing with the girls. I’m going to allow you to sit around and mope just because Jihoon is busy.”

“I’m not moping!”

“Really?” Sana quirks an eyebrow up and looks down at your clothes.

You look down too and realize both the t-shirt and sweatpants you are wearing belong to Jihoon. You pout and claim it’s only because they’re comfortable.

“I don’t care. Pick up your tits or I’m dragging you to the club looking like that!” Sana calls as she walks out of your room.

When you get to the club the other girls are already there. You note it’s only the older girls tonight and it’s most likely because you guys are in an actual club and the younger girls are not old enough to drink.

“Y/N! You look so good. I swear it’s been forever since we’ve seen you!” Jeongyeon comes and throws her arms around you. You giggle and hug her back.

Nayeon has agreed to be the sober one tonight to look after you guys so soon Sana is shoving shot after shot into your hand and soon you’re wasted as you and your girls dance around together.

A small voice in the back of your head whispers how you wish Jihoon is here with you. He’d be dressed in all black with the top buttons of his black dress shirt unbuttoned and his sleeves rolled up. His strong hands would be gripping your waist as you danced around him, trying to get him riled up while still being somewhat discrete. His lips would ghost against your neck as he whispers in your ear what he was going to do when you guys got back to your apartment.

You shake your head and try to get rid of the thoughts of Jihoon. This is a night to enjoy with your girls, not to think about your best friend. You do miss him though…a lot. You wish you could see him. Not to have sex or anything, just see him. Maybe cuddle and watch a movie or play video games together.

You feel tears prick at your eyes and you don’t even know why it has you crying but you’re grateful that Momo comes up to you with another shot so you can focus on something else.

You easily avoid the proposition to dance from men all night as you just want to focus on your girls. You’re thoroughly drunk by the time you guys are calling it a night and your feet hurt and you’re a little cold and you just want to go to bed.

Nayeon has everyone sitting in a booth as she’s trying to figure out how to handle everyone. Her car unfortunately cannot fit five people and she doesn’t want to send you and Sana home alone while drunk.

She doesn’t want to bother anyone but she figures it’s the best call. She’s about to make her call when she hears one of you guys crying. She looks over to see it’s you. Your nose is running and your eyes are teary as you try not to let it all come flowing out.

“Oh honey, what’s wrong?” She slides into the booth next to you and wraps an arm around you.

You go to answer but the dam finally breaks and the tears stream freely down your face. “I miss Jihoonie,” you sob loudly, not even bothering to wipe your eyes or nose. “I want my Hoonie!”

Your wailing catches the attention of a couple other people in the club and Nayeon tries to shush you. “Okay, okay. I’m gonna call him right now. You’ll see Jihoon soon hun.”

Nayeon stands up again and dials the short boy’s number only for her phone to go straight to voicemail. She groans. Now was not the time for his phone to be shut off. It’s late anyways, what is he still doing in his studio?

The older girl tries again and Nayeon sighs as Jihoon’s number goes to voicemail once more. She switches over contacts and dials up Soonyoung who answers on the first ring.

“Nayeon? What’s up?”

“Soonyoung! Thank goodness. I’m at the club right now and I need someone to come pick up Sana and Y/N so I can take Jeongyeon and Momo home,” Nayeon explains.

“Yeah of course, send me the address and Wonwoo and I’ll be right there.”

It takes the boys about ten minutes to get to the club and by then your tears have stopped flowing down your face.

“Y/Nie~” You look up when you hear your name being called and you start sobbing again when you see who it is. Soonyoung looks startled and seeks out Naeyong’s help but the other girl is nowhere in sight. Wonwoo is already leading Sana to the car so he has no choice but to deal with you himself.

He tries to get you to stand up but you push him away. “You’re not my Jihoonie!”

Soonyoung then understands and sighs. The younger boy has been locked up in his studio all week and rarely comes out unless it’s to eat something or go to the bathroom.

Soonyoung and Jihoon live in a five bedroom, two bath apartment that is off-campus. The fifth bedroom was going to go to Minghao but he instead opted to live with Seokmin and Mingyu in the on-campus apartments. Jihoon told the boys he’d take the rent for the fifth room if he could turn it into his music studio and all of the guys agreed.

The problem with having an at-home studio means that when Jihoon gets really in the zone, he never leaves the apartment for anything. Which has now led to Soonyoung trying to wrangle you out of the club and into Wonwoo’s car.

Finally Soonyoung is able to pick you up and dump you into Wonwoo’s car, even if you are squirming around the whole time. In the car you’re still crying and begging for Jihoon and all Soonyoung can do is promise that you’ll see the other boy soon. He feels bad for you knowing that Jihoon has decided to shut out the whole world currently.

It takes some effort, and even calling Jun down to help, but eventually the boys get both you and Sana into their apartment. You’ve seemed to calm down now that you’re inside the apartment and know there’s a chance you’ll be able to see Jihoon soon.

Soonyoung leads you to Jihoon’s bed where you fall down onto and curl up automatically. It’s not the first time you’re spending a night in Jihoon’s bed and you relish being enveloped in the smell of Jihoon. The older boy walks over to the room next door and knocks on the door. When there’s no answer Soonyoung assumes Jihoon either has his headphones on or fell asleep on his studio couch again. He doesn't even try the door, knowing it’s locked, and just goes back to Jihoon’s room to break the bad news to you.

He’s about to start talking when he realizes you’re already fast asleep, face buried in Jihoon’s pillow. Soonyoung shuts off the light and closes the door. Sana is also fast asleep on the apartment couch when he passes by and he finally trudges to his room and falls asleep himself.

When you wake up you feel like you want to die. The room is too bright and your body feels cramped. You go to stretch your limbs but run into something and you finally blink your eyes open and realize you’re not in your own room.

It doesn’t take much to clue you in on the fact that you’re in Jihoon’s room though. Not only does the whole room smell like him but you recognize his bedspread and the photo of the two of you on his nightstand.

You blink down at the form next to you that grunts when you try to move again. Only the top of Jihoon’s head sticks out from the covers, his black hair spread across his pillow. You didn’t hear or feel him come to bed last night so you’re a bit surprised to see him there.

“Hi baby.” His voice is muffled by the covers and droopy with sleep, but you still hear him. “Didn’t want to wake you up when I came to bed, but I did change your clothes.”

You look down and finally notice you’re out of your uncomfortable club dress and in a pair of Jihoon’s boxers and one of his sweaters.

“I heard you got into some fun last night and started to miss me.” You then remember that you quite literally cried in the club as you sobbed to see Jihoon. “Sorry we haven’t seen each other in a while, that’s on me, c’mere.”

Jihoon’s arm is snaking around your waist and pulling you back down onto the bed. You snuggle up into his chest and he kisses the top of your head. His body is warm and you practically melt in his arms, finally having what you’ve been craving for over a week now.

“I really missed you,” you mumble into his chest. You feel tears start to well up in your eyes again and you don’t even know why you’re crying, you’re literally in Jihoon’s arms. “I just love you a lot, Hoonie. Wanted to see you so bad.”

“I know babydoll, I know.” He wipes at your tears before pressing a kiss to your forehead. “It’s okay, I’m here now.”

Jihoon held you for what was probably another thirty minutes, pressing soft kisses into your hair and face, until he heard your stomach rumble. He laughs and pushes you off him softly so he could sit up.

“Come one, let’s go make breakfast. I’m sure Sana and the boys will be hungry too.” Jihoon stands and you slowly follow him into the kitchen where he supplies you with a cup of water and some painkillers. He then starts to move around the kitchen to make breakfast.

It’s early enough that nobody else is awake and that you are still feeling clingy so as Jihoon cooks the eggs on the stove you stand behind him and wrap your arms around his torso, resting your chin on his shoulder.

Jihoon hums along to a song he’s working on as he makes breakfast. It’s been a while since he’s been able to eat a proper breakfast and be around the people he loves so he cherishes this time as you won’t let him go.

Soon the other people in the apartment wake up and gather around the kitchen table and you and Jihoon serve out the food. The boys make jabs at Jihoon that it’s nice to finally see him and he brushes them all off.

When breakfast is over you’re following Jihoon into his studio. You sit down on his couch and he pulls up one of his computer tabs and hands you his headphones.

“This is the song I’ve been working on. Take a listen?” You nod and grab the headphones from him. “It’s not totally finished, but I think I’m gonna title it ‘Ruby’.”

You slide the headphones on and listen to the opening chords. It sounds like the start of a ballad until the drums sound and Jihoon starts to sing. You’re shocked by the change in pace of the song, but it’s a good shock.

You’ve always loved Jihoon’s music but this song fully entrances you. It’s all in English and you’re glad that your parents forced you to take all of those English lessons as a kid.

“Shit this is red too.” Your eyes widen at the line and you stare up at Jihoon, slack jawed.

The song finished up and you’re taking the headphones off. “Jihoon this is amazing! Like, I can’t even describe it. It’s one of your best I think.”

Jihoon chuckles and blushes a bit. “Well I’m glad you like it, considering it’s about you.”

You’re not completely surprised by his words but it still makes you feel nice when you hear it. Suddenly you have a good idea so you stand up and push Jihoon back into his studio chair. You crawl onto his lap, straddling his thighs.

“Y/N, what are you-”

“Shhh, I just wanna make you feel good. You’ve been working so hard, you deserve a treat. Don’t you think, Woozi?” He shudders as his producer name falls off your lips.

“I’ve been the one neglecting you though, I should be the one treating you,” he tries to fight back but you only let out a tut.

“So you don’t want me to take care of you?” You reach down between your bodies and palm at his already half hard cock. He lets out a high pitched whine as his hips cant up. “Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

You lean down and Jihoon tries to meet your lips but you grab his hair and pull his head to the side. You pull his shirt collar to the side and attach your lips to his shoulder. You suck at the bare skin and Jihoon is already trembling under you. His hands reach down to grab at your plump ass. He kneads the soft fat in his hands and hums in satisfaction, he missed this.

His hips are grinding up into you and before he can help it he’s making small keening noises. You pull your mouth off his shoulder and grab his face gently and connect your lips. You kiss him slowly and sweetly, savoring the taste of him after being apart for so long.

Much too soon for Jihoon’s liking you’re pulling away again. He’s about to beg you to kiss him again but you press your finger up to his lips. “Shh, you have to be quiet, baby. You don’t want anyone hearing right?”

Jihoon then remembers that not only are all of his roommates home, but your roommate is also still over. His studio is soundproofed but he knows that it only goes so far so he only nods and you kiss his forehead, cooing at what a good boy he is.

You slide off his lap and onto the floor, kneeling between his legs. You bring your hand up to palm at his crotch again. You can feel he’s fully hard now and straining against his boxers and sweats.

His hips buck up at the touch and you practically purr. “Yeah baby, gonna make you feel so good. Grind against my hand.” His hands are tightly gripping onto his chair as his hips continue to thrust up, trying to find any kind of friction.

After a few more thrusts you’re pulling your hand away. You bring your hands up to Jihoon’s waist and run your finger across his stomach before hooking a finger around the waistband of his sweats and pulling them down. Jihoon lifts his hips up to allow the fabric to fall down around his ankles.

You can see his dick straining even harder now and you lean down to press a kiss against the clothed length. Jihoon’s hips push up into your face and you use your hands to shove his thighs back down.

“Hey, play nice Ji,” you scold the boy.

“Sorry,” Jihoon mutters out. His face is flushed and he keeps squirming around in his chair. You tut at him but still tug his boxers down his legs, his leaking cock springing out. It stands up against his stomach and the sight makes your mouth water.

Jihoon has the prettiest dick you’ve ever seen. You’re not just saying that because you’re biased, it really is the prettiest dick you’ve seen. It’s thick and long, but not too long. His tip is a nice pink color and he has a thick vein that runs along his whole length. His has a slight curve up that helps him hit your g-spot in just the right way.

The short boy is whimpering above you, begging you to suck him off, but you don’t pay him much mind as you run your thumb over his tip, spreading pre-cum across his dick.

You wrap your hand around Jihoon's thick cock and pump slowly as you bend down to suck a hickey into his hip bone. Jihoon is quietly whimpering above you as you do, trying his best not to thrust up into your hands.

Once the mark is deep enough to your liking, you lean forward and lick a stripe against the vein and Jihoon is biting down on his lip so he doesn’t make too much noise. You kiss up and down his length, teasing him.

Jihoon thinks he’s about to go crazy when you finally slide his dick into your mouth. You bob your head up and down before pulling all the way off. You stick your tongue out and swirl it around the tip of Jihoon’s cock. Your lips tenderly wrap around the tip of his cock as you start to suck on the head. Your hands grip at the base of his cock, pumping a bit as you play with his tip. You don’t break eye contact with Jihoon as you do and you can see the pleading in his eyes, begging you to do more.

You comply with his wishes and take all of him in your mouth again, deep throating his dick. You have experience swallowing Jihoon’s dick down your throat and it’s almost comforting as you move your mouth up and down.

Your hands are resting against his hips so he can’t fuck into you. Jihoon’s hands stay gripping the seat, knowing you’ll get mad if he shoves your head down. You speed up your pace and Jihoon swears you’re going even deeper now, even though he didn’t think it was possible.

He can feel his balls tightening and he’s about to cum when all of a sudden you’re pulling your lips off his cock and sitting back. Jihoon whimpers and tries to grab at you but you only bat his hands away.

You stand up and pull down the boxers that Jihoon leant you. Jihoon can see the way your pussy glistens with arousal and he gulps thickly. He wants to fuck you so badly, he’d go nice and slow, making up for the time you guys lost while he holed himself up. Instead though, you’re moving away from him to sit on the couch.

“Don’t touch yourself Ji, okay? Be a good boy for me and I’ll reward you.” You look into his eyes and he only nods.

He’s practically drooling as he watches you lean back against the couch cushions and spread your legs open. He licks his lips as you bring your fingers down to play with your clit, slowly rubbing circles into the sensitive bud. You’re spreading your slick around, making your pussy look even more tantalizing.

Jihoon’s hips buck up involuntarily and you chuckle a bit at him, muttering at how needy he is. Then you’re moving your fingers down and inserting two into your pussy right away. It’s your turn now to bite your lip to keep yourself from moaning out.

You feel your cunt clench against your own fingers as you thrust your fingers in and out. Your eyes are trained to Jihoon, whose eyes are trained on your pussy.

Jihoon knows you’re supposed to be treating him, but this feels like torture. Part of him wonders if he deserves it for neglecting you. You continue your actions for a little bit more before you’re standing up. Jihoon doesn’t take his eyes off of you as you saunter up to him and stick your fingers out towards his mouth.

Eagerly Jihoon takes your fingers in his mouth, sucking them clean. He even grabs your hand with his own so you can’t pull them away. When Jihoon has gotten his fill he pulls your fingers out of his mouth with a pop.

“Good boy,” you coo and Jihoon melts. “I’m gonna ride your cock and then you can cum inside of me, got it?” Jihoon is nodding so hard you think his head might fall off.

You climb back onto his lap and hover over his dick as you line yourself up. You think about teasing him even more, but you’re both a little too needy and depraved to follow through. You sink down onto his cock and you both let out low, breathy moans at the feeling.

You don’t move at first, letting yourself adjust. You lean down to bring your mouth to Jihoon’s and you kiss passionately as you start to move your hips up and down. Jihoon’s hands move down to grab at your ass again and he helps guide your body as you ride his cock.

Your kiss isn’t aggressive but it is forceful as you guys are desperate to taste each other after over a week of not having sex. You roll your hips at a rhythmic pace that drives Jihoon insane but he knows better than to take control.

He reaches down and in one swift motion he pulls his sweater off your form, leaving you completely naked. You tug at his shirt as well so it’s only fair and when the article of clothing falls to the ground you are both left bare. You lean back, bracing yourself on his knees, as you bounce on his cock. Jihoon’s hands are splayed against your stomach, watching as his dick leaves a small bulge in your tummy.

Jihoon licks his lips as he watches the way your tits bounce in front of his face. He can’t help himself as he leans forward to take one in his mouth, his tongue tracing around your hard nipple. One of his hands moves to your back to support you and push your body into his more.

You grab onto Jihoon’s shoulders and dig your fingers into the warm flesh. You can feel your orgasm already approaching and you hope Jihoon’s is too.

Your breathing is labored as you struggle to speak. “Ji, are you close?”

“So close bunny,” Jihoon mumbles back, his voice muffled due to his mouth being pressed against your skin. After he answers his mouth goes right back to attacking your tits, biting at the soft fat on your chest.

“Then please fill me up,” you whine lowly.

“Anything for you baby.” The pads of his fingers are finding your clit and he starts rubbing quick, messy circles into the bud.

You pull his face up and smash your lip into his so you don’t scream out as you fall apart, your pussy convulsing and gushing all over Jihoon’s lap. He’s not far behind as your tight walls milk his cock and he’s spilling his cum deep into you.

You have to catch your breath as you collapse into Jihoon. He wraps his arms around you and presses soft kisses into your shoulder.

Part of you knows that you should clean up, but the other part of you wants to stay here in Jihoon’s arms, his cock buried into your wet heat. Jihoon is smarter than you though, and he’s gently lifting you off his lap. Your legs tremble a bit as you stand and you have to grab onto his shoulders again for support.

“Now how do we get cleaned up without the guys noticing,” Jihoon wonders out loud. You groan, you totally forgot about clean up when you decided to seduce Jihoon.

He grabs a towel that lays next to his desk and starts to wipe down his lap and desk chair. The only reason the towel is even there is because he also missed you while working on his new song and may or may not have jerked off multiple times thinking about you while hiding in his studio.

There were times when you guys would get busy and couldn’t find the time to see each other in person but would still be free enough to either call or text each other. This left Jihoon with a multitude of lewd images from you saved to his phone that he doesn’t mind pulling up to jerk off to.

You reach for your phone to see a text from Sana.

Sana: Jun, Soon, and I went to get lunch. I think Wonwoo is gaming so he won’t hear if you guys wanna get frisky ;)

“I don’t think anyone’s home,” you say after reading the text. “Except Woo, but he’s gaming.”

Jihoon sighs in relief. He tugs his sweats back on and tells you he’ll be back soon. You nod and sit down on the couch and hope that none of Jihoon’s cum slides out of you and onto the couch.

Like he promised, Jihoon is back within a few minutes with water, clean clothes, and wet rags. He cleans you up and then thoroughly cleans up his desk chair.

The clothes Jihoon brings you are a pair of your panties that you know he definitely stole at some point, a pair of his shorts, and a t-shirt. You pull them on as Jihoon grabs the dirty clothes and throws them into the washing machine.

When he walks back into his studio you’re laying on the couch, your head resting on the arm rest. Jihoon crawls on top of you, settling in between your legs. His face moves down to kiss at your face and you giggle and wrap your limbs around him, pulling him closer to you.

“Never leave me alone like that again, okay? I missed you,” you mumble to him. Jihoon only nods and kisses you again.

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greghatecrimes · 4 months

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for the ask game: 1, 3, 31, and 49 (49 specifically about Thirteen)!

Eee thank you for asking! <3 I know you said only 49 was specifically for Thirteen, but if you don't mind I'm going to answer all of them for Thirteen since she is the blorbo ever for me xD This got long, so answers are after the read more!

Canon I outright reject. Oooh, this one was hard because I actually love most of the canon details the writers gave us about her. The only thing I personally reject is her having a sister. They never verbally mentioned her sister (unlike her brother), so I just go about that as if her brother is her only sibling and a sister never existed. Either that, or her brother IS her "sister" and just transitioned sometime during their childhood.

3. Obscure headcanon - I got lots of asks about #3 for Thirteen! Instead of repeating the same thing, I'll link my answer for it here.

31. If they had a tumblr, what would it look like? I love thinking about this as;ldfjalsf. If Thirteen had a tumblr, I think it would totally be super nerdy and completely dedicated to fandoms she's in (like Buffy if this is Thirteen as a teenager, or something like Star Trek, Final Fantasy (I can see her liking XIII but I haven't played through the whole thing myself yet, so we'll see if that holds).[EDIT to add: oh my fucking god, I pronounce the final fantasy numerals as vee-eye-eye, ex-eye-eye-eye, etc. so I didn't realize until hours later that I said Thirteen. Would probably like Final Fantasy *13*. That was unintentional I swear 😂😭] She'd have it set up beautifully with a custom theme, a banner and icon she made herself, and an intricate tagging system that makes finding anything on her blog an absolute breeze. Her url would have absolutely no connection to anything that someone IRL could identify her with and she'd go by a pseudonym (I can also see her just going by "R"-- her first initial). It would be her escape from any and all stress in her "real life" and a place where she could relax and nerd out without worrying about keeping up an image, or about what other people would think. Even Foreman wouldn't know about it while they're dating. It would be an absolute and total secret from everyone in her life, and that's how she'd like it. I think the only person she would've considered making an exception for would have been Kutner, if he had lived long enough for them to get closer.

49. Favorite toy as a child. I originally thought of this when planning out stuff for my fic, In the Dirt, but it works for canon, too. A very well loved stuffed bunny that was given to her by her older brother when she was little. At the start of ITD, she keeps it tucked away in a duffel bag that holds the last remnants of her childhood and teenage years. But I like to think that at some point after moving in with House, she gets comfortable enough to let the bunny sit on her bedside table. For her, it's a positive reminder of her brother and how close they were when they were younger (in no small part due to their dad being so pre-occupied with their mom's Huntington's). It definitely has a name, but I'm not sure what it is. I've always pictured it looking sort of like this:

#ask #violentferalcat #character asks #remy thirteen hadley #in the dirt #headcanons #i loved answering these!! tysm

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tempkiriri · 14 days

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For the fandom ask game, for Tiger & Bunny: could I please have 1, 3, 12, 22 for *rolls mental dice* Antonio and Ryan, and 23, please? 😊🩷

Alrighty! 1: OTP This is honestly a tricky one for both men, and people may be surprised by the answer. Who I pair Antonio with may change later since I still need to read the Manga, but I do picture him as having a 'buried so deep he doesn't acknowledge it' crush on Kotetsu and used to have one on Tomoe as well but of course kept his lips shut (which also answers the OT3 question for him as well haha). With *just* the anime taken into account, his crush on Agnes isn't belivable, you 100% need supplementary material to even have his 'I'm trying to get *Agnes* a gift' thing at the end of S2 come across as believable and not just a cheap expectation divergence for the sake of it. So right now it's kind of, no OTP for him, but Antonio/Kotetsu is crammed into a little box in the corner in my head. As for Ryan, I don't ship him with anyone too strongly bc the only 'older' (aka mid 30s at youngest in my head) women in the show are Agnes and Nathan, and whilst either could be interesting in theory I don't think it would work out for either of them lol. I'm a Ryan Milf Hunter truther, meaning I don't ship him with Karina at all. Like, I dunno man, him flirting with her mother right in front of her is kinda sending clear signals to me. Someone please write Golden Ryan x MILF!Reader fics I think that would be funny.

3: NoTP This one is also tricky. I classify a NOTP as something that is able to render me physically uncomfortable if discussed, which aside from some generally obvious child / adult ships and similar ships in here, I don't think I have that reaction to anything. Closest is for Antonio is that I think Ivan is allowed to have a crush on him but Antonio would like, nephew-zone him, much like how Kotetsu has niece-zoned Karina at least twice now. And similarly while not exactly an NOTP for Ryan, I again just don't see him with Karina, she's not in the age bracket he's interested in; too young.

12: Funniest/Craziest AU? Honestly there's not a lot of AUs I can think of that revolve specifically around a character. Antonio has a bit of a sad one I have saved for him so it's not applicable here, but for Ryan I *did* write a fic where he and Ivan go to the beach bc he wants to help Ivan 'hunt for babes', that was pretty fun to write. Molly comes with, btw. But I don't consider that an AU bc I tried to keep it canon compliant, so...yeah, don't have much for ryan, at the moment.

22: Give us a HC Antonio - He's secretly semi-fluent in Japanese because he wanted to learn due to being friends with Kotetsu and Tomoe and wanting to communicate with them in private when in public (at least when in Sternbild). Ryan - Everyone seems to make fun of just how *fake* of a shade of yellow his hair is, but it's also very hard to get it to that colour if your hair is naturally dark (everyone remember Morita's The Live Incident? Bleached his hair so hard by best he could achieve was some cherry red-brown). Naturally, Ryan is a Platinum Blond like Ivan is, but with the colour being so un-vibrant combined with Ryan's desire to stand out, he dyes it a horrific yellow.

23: Has Fav ship changed overtime? Across all fandoms and my time being alive, certainly. As a young kid I got into Avatar, as one does, and something both outright turned me off from Katara with Aang and hooked me on Katara with Zuko. I don't know, I think it's just a difference of how chemistry can be forced in terms of writing. Tunnel of Love is the bane of like 8yo me's existence is all i'm gonna say.

Next I moved onto sonic and oh man there were so many goddamn ships. Sticking strictly to Canon on Canon, I think my first fav sonic ship was Tails and Cream, and currently it's Sonic with either Blaze or Knuckles (though for Sonaze specifically I view it as starcrossed and I do have a fic idea on exploring that *evil laughs*). If anyone wants a thicker rundown of the sonic ship timeline feel free to ask for 23 again and state sonic only lolll

Then I caved into despair like lord Enoshima would have wanted and got a double whammy of Hetalia and Danganronpa around the same timeframe. For Hetalia, you can rip the old bickering married couple of France and England from my cold dead hands, and then I had several for Danganronpa but the one I think I championed for the hardest out of sheer 'it's getting drowned out by the less interesting shit' was Shuichi x Kaito. Like, my guys, Shuichi catches HIS GAY THOUGHTS ON KAITO IN THE MIDDLE OF AN FTE. I genuinely don't know how other ships have stronger bases bc of that one moment. But also, that would require the DR fandom to know how to read, so (/j).

And then came Persona 5. So many good ships in here, I still adore stuff like Joker with both Yusuke and Ryuji, and I also got a soft spot for Ryuji with Yusuke or Haru. (In fact I have an AU fic I promise I havent abandoned abt Ryukita. The two men are early 20s in the fic with jobs and Ryuji is even a single father.)

And now we arrive at present time, where these petty argument idiots have taken over my brain, send help. Honourable mention will have to go to Keith with Cis bc that episode completley destroyed me it's like a brain worm and I cannot pluck it out.

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Bleach e105

The disrespect is so real 😭

I’m team “Ichigo can do whatever he wants; he’s done enough for these people” but this is pretty brazen even with that allowance. XDDD Because Ichigo’s really just gonna sit on top of Hitsugaya’s desk, be like “yo, I’m using your place!” and all the while aggressively not using his title?

Which Ichigo’s already done once this arc, to which Hitsugaya’s response was the TV-14 equivalent of muttering an off-guard “what the fuck?” under his breath. But now he’s pretty sure it’s not some misunderstanding and Ichigo is really Being Like That, because now this child is IN HIS HOUSE, ON HIS DESK, asking for his hospitality.

On the other hand, he’s Ichigo, and he’s done enough for these people already, and what is Hitsugaya gonna do otherwise? Throw these children out on the street in the middle of an active shooter situation?

Scruples, they’ll get you every time:

I love this whole scene, though. The filler arcs are so good for giving us all these random interstices that offer a version of how the Gotei functions.

Like, every single throwaway scene is pure gold???? At least for someone like me, whose two interests in life are Hitsugaya and Gotei protocol.

Examples:

- Crime Scene Cleanup: Hitsugaya returns to the 10th after the world’s most boring fight with Bear Bount (though it occurs to me that this is the first time we see Hitsugaya’s bankai in the anime, outside of the 2 seconds he’s engaged with Aizen, so I suppose there’s that), and has a talk with his officers about the practical aftermaths of said fight: There is a shitton of ice encasing the southern districts of the Seireitei, and now they have to... wait for it to melt. So they can send a team. To retrieve and bury the body.

- Quincy Erasure: Despite Ishida having run around Soul Society for like a week very recently, the only people Hitsugaya’s officer announces are Matsumoto, Renji, and “the Substitute Shinigami,” so Chad and Ishida don’t rank. Ishida is merely “the injured,” despite being decked out in full Quincy uniform. Either that’s insignificant or the officer doesn’t know what a Quincy is, but either way the colonial erasure goes HARD.

- Best Laid Plans: In this arc, the 10th is a great example of an event or program being absolute chaos and complete dysfunction, even as the people behind the scenes are working very hard. Like, the Gotei response to the Bount Invasion is an absolute clusterfuck, but Hitsugaya has really has been working this entire time (even though Yamamoto technically already fired him from this project? maybe?) and honestly is not doing any of this badly. Matsumoto gave good and timely intel (and we know, because Mayuri read her report), Hitsugaya does somehow actually know what everyone else has been doing and, big picture, what is going on. There is a level of communication happening here that is frankly an about face from a few weeks ago, because I do not think the entire 10th Division paid any attention whatsoever to the Ryoka thing.

- Matsumoto consistently pulls people back on track in this arc (when she joins up with Chad and Bunny Bag to fight the Old Man and the Sea Bount, Chad and Bunny Bag are yelling about what kind of fish his doll resembles and Matsumoto is just like, “It doesn’t matter what kind of fish it is!!!!”) and is also the one who points out that no one’s eaten or slept in over 24 hours and that’s just not sustainable. Where this line of thinking ultimately goes is uhhh the subject of another post, but all in all they’re being very level-headed about all this.

- And the triage process!!!! Because like, Ishida’s just been lying on Hitsugaya’s office floor for who knows how long. The first thing Hitsugaya asks him is, “Are you in pain?” because that’s something that matters. Possibly more than critical life-threatening injury? I mean, based on the tenor of the room it’s safe probably safe to assume that Ishida isn’t about to drop dead. But the fact remains that Hitsugaya bothers asking about Ishida’s pain level at all.

Only after that does he come and assess Ishida more closely. After all, Ishida did just say that he was cool with the pain because the Bount invasion was his fault and he should suffer for it (ISHIDA NO), so who knows what kind of gnarly soul injury someone in that headspace could be hiding.

But all is well

and since Ishida doesn’t want pain relief, and Renji informs him that the 4th is overburdened by the number of injured across the Seireitei, but that he’s been in touch and a medic will come eventually, might as well just leave Ishida be. No sense in rushing something that will be handled in due time.

And at least this way, Ishida can’t rush off on an Oedipally-charged one-man offensive (which is, of course, exactly what he does about 9 hours from now. I’m so sorry, Ishida. This whole arc did you so dirty).

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Ooohhh.... who to spend Easter with??? I don't really celebrate other than some candy. Buuuut I feel like each are good choices! ♡

Think Steeb and Buggy would maybe have a tradition they used to follow back in the 20s. Not sure what though. But spoiled with coloring books and a new outfit! Limit candy though so no tummy aches and teef have no cavities!

Eddies would do some extra selling to get you a big easter stuffed animal and your favorite candy. Maybe go on a walk looking for the easter bunny? Egg hunt here????

Ransom and Llyod would SPOIL you! So much candy! So many toys! Pictures with bunny in a new outfit! Ransom might get you a special outfit for a dinner with the whole family (They seem like performative religious people to me. Oops)

Steve Harrington would spoil you. But not tooooo much. Can't decide if he would get a big premade basket or if he would pick out everything himself. Maybe religious himself but doesn't force you into it.

Loki would research the holiday because he doesn't understand these Midgard traditions. But he would let you decide how to celebrate religious or bunny wise. Maybe take you to Asgard (shh.. it exists still in my mind) to celebrate a holiday there instead and treat you to the royal prince/princess ( is there a gender neutral term for royalty??) treatment!

I don't know enough about Lee to know how he would celebrate with a little. :( Sorry

I want to picture someone making a treat for the bunny the night before similar to cookies for Santa. The bunny deserves treats too! And maybe one of them does like fun bunny tracks in glitter or something?? Oh how did I forget about egg hunts??!

Anyway this is long. Sorry. Where is the button for spend the day with everyone?? Pretty please?

-♡

anon. my dearly beloved. NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THIS!! i'm in awe!! i wasn't really planning on writing anything big for easter but i haven't stopped thinking about this since u sent it & fear i'm gonna be thinking about this every day until next easter hehe

don't feel bad about not getting lee...... confession time i don't actually know anything besides reading the wikipedia page & seeing gifs of him lol 😅 i just love chubby southern seb 😳😅 aww omg maybe he hides easter eggs around the police station, and maybe the night before he'll bake cupcakes with you with pastel frosting and little plastic rabbits on top & helps you take them around his office to all the other officers 🥺 yeah 🥺

pretty much every easter headcanon i have is either hiding eggs or eating candy so i really like to see your ideas too!! omg i know ransom doesn't like his family & the family doesn't like ransom (& if they were real i probably wouldnt actually like ANY of them lol) but i can just imagine a rich waspy new england family & all the pretty outfits & yummy treats & boring church services and family dinners spent squeezing his hand under the table that comes with being a spoiled little baby 🥺💕😌 and lloyd would totally hire someone kim kardashian style to dress up as the easter bunny and hang out with you at your giant mansion all day hehe! 😂🥰

eddie would totally have a confetti egg fight with you around the park, but it backfires on him because now he's pulling little paper confetti out of his curls until october 😅 but its worth it to hear your giggle as he shakes his head over you and makes it rain rainbows🥰

#♡#i wanna get into all of them but these are just the ones my brain immediately lit up with hehe

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talesofsonicasura · 2 years

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A Link Too Young AU

Help. I keep thinking up AUs I got a ton of stuff not even finished. So here's another one cause I might as well. This revolves around Legend of Zelda, Hyrule Warriors concept and Linked Universe AU by Jojo.

Basically it revolves around an iteration of Link getting dragged into the insanity but there's one problem. Said chosen is a 6 year old who doesn't want anything to do with this. Too bad Hylia says desperate times call for super desperate measures.

Thankfully this young Link has a protector(s) that can do all the fighting instead while the boy gets some semblance of a childhood during this war. Now the protector can be canon or OC characters from different series.

Reason being this is an AU idea that everyone can try their hand at than just me. Cause let's face it, we all like messing with any iteration of this hero especially when it comes to fluff, angst or trauma. Also the whole big brother dynamic with the other Links.

I already got a bunch of ideas for this involving at least four OCs and two different canon characters. Starting with the OCs...

Tikki Cho

A Glitch Type Rabbit Yaoguai and owner of the Sweet Healing Bakery. The Link she raises is actually her biological son so he's also a rabbit who inherited her Mimic traits as well. He was born from a magical mishap so he doesn't have a biological father. His nickname is 'Sweet' since the kid is just that, a sweet young man.

Tikki and Sweet get dragged in by Dark Link into Wild's Hyrule. Said mother rabbit practically throttling every monster that got too close to her bunny before the group comes across the two. Might have a possible pairing with Fierce Deity (who I'll call Valion) or least likely Time. Sweet will definitely call either one dad so 💁.

Jodoc (Old Picture)

An amnesiac Joestar and Stand User of Three Days Grace. Jodoc is his Link's older foster brother/current guardian. This strange man teaches his little brother how to use Spin and Hamon but works as a part time musician. Link's nickname is 'Sunshine' since whenever the kid uses Hamon, his brown hair turns sun blonde. (Kid in the pic isn't Link.)

Jodoc and Sunshine get involved when a group of Bokoblins kidnaps the latter with the Joestar in pursuit. They end up in Warrior's Hyrule where Time manages to save Sunshine before his kidnappers got far. Sunshine awakens a Stand during this situation which ends up freeing the Fierce Deity from his mask prison. Found Family dynamic so no pairings.

Fizzy Pop

Owner of the Sugarpop Bakery, twin sister of Lola Pop and ARMS fighter. Fizzy is a widow and Link's biological mother so he inherited his blue hair but also ARMS' gene from her. His ARMs basis being that of a lock and chains which gave him the nickname 'Spiral'.

Fizzy and Spiral get involved with the group by being unceremoniously dropped into Termina's Clock Town. Wind finds Spiral playing with the Bomber Kids which leads the group to run across his mother selling pastries. Fizzy and Valion pairing since the Fighter sees the Links as sons.

Chimeris

Songstress of Wonderworld Theatre and Neutral Type Maestro. Chimeris adopted her Link when he was just a baby. This Link wants to be a musician for the theatre when he grows up which earns him the nickname 'Tempo'.

Chimeris and Tempo get involved when Dark Link breaks into the theatre. The two are dragged into Ancient Cistern and thankfully Sky spots them being attacked by the shadow from his Loftwing with the rest of the group arriving just in time to help. Possible pairing with Valion as Chimeris ends up being the mom figure for the group.

For canon characters at the moment...

Sun Wukong (Adventures From China)

One iteration of the legendary Victorious Fighting Buddha and Great Sage Equal To Heaven, Sun Wukong. The group already has one (trapped) god on their team alongside an experience with monkeys at some point. Why not drop a two in one deal.

Debating whether Link will be a human or an monkey yaoguai, he's definitely getting immortality though while he's cared for by the Monkey King. His nickname in the group is 'MP', short Monkey Prince. The group encounter the duo upon landing on Mount Huagao which is Sun Wukong's domain. No pairings just a lot of found family and monkey shenanigans.

Lunagaron (Frostfang)

Moonlight Nocture and one of the Three Lords, Lunagaron. This particular Fang Wyvern known as Frostfang to the locals is mildly docile around humans. She won't attack unless provoked. Link is a feral child who she raised as if he was one of her cubs. Unlike any normal human, this iteration of the hero was born with transformation magic similar to Twilight's wolf form but more akin to his Lunagaron mother in appearance. This Link's nickname is 'Snow' due to his white hair.

Frostfang and Snow get involved when Dark Link kidnaps the feral boy, a chase that leads to Kakariko Village in Time's era. Wild was able to save Snow while Twilight calmed down the berserk Lunagaron mother before she could cause any damage. Full on found family with mother wolf and Fierce Dadity. Oh alongside a shit ton of language barriers cause Snow can barely understand any non-monster speech.

Sweet and Spiral

That's all I have. I will be drawing these alternate Links btw. Until next time folks, I'll see you later.

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Okay okay, so squiddy and I have been talking and we came onto the topic of spies.

So I sat here, wondering, how would Lorenzo be as a spy🤩

MYMY I THINK WE HAVE A SPY I SWING MY FIST YOUR TURN YOUR FACE I HIT THE OTHER SIDE-

Anyways

Uses his size to an advantage to slip in and out of places quickly

Also for right spaces such as vents or other spots his brothers can’t fit in

Has one rule: In and out

Now what kind of spy is he?

When he’s sent on missions it’s either because there’s tight spaces. He can sneak through a ventilation system to get to where his target is, taking them out or taking information from them. Doesn’t matter. Once Leo gives an okay he’s doing what needs to be done

Either that or it’s a super fast mission.

Maybe Donnie need some information from this super secure place but needs to stay in the lair to access the security. Give him a location and he’ll be as quick as bunny.

In and out.

Wants to do disguises so he try’s on wigs and clothes in the bathroom only to look at himself in the mirror and thinks he looks stupid (he does).

Master at tailing someone.

Like can literally slide behind a lamppost and no one sees him? How? Idk

Paranoid 24/7 since he feels like he’s being watched

Handy like MacGyver. You see a bobby pin. He sees a Swiss army knife.

gets excited about bug detectors, frequency scramblers, and his box of burner phones along with Donnie while everyone else is like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

So regular Lorenzo is already observant, but now that he’s a spy that observantness goes WOOOO

can tell if someone’s been in their room because a picture frame has been moved half an inch from the last time he was in there

You know those cliche scenes where the hero walks away from something as it explodes in the background and they’re all cool

That happened to him once and he almost went kaboom with it

Acted like nothing happened afterward

Don’t watch spy movies or shows with him

Scratch that

Don’t do it with any of the brothers

They

Will

COMPLAIN

THE ENTIRE TIME ABOUT HOW INACCURATE IT IS

and if you try to question it they’ll be like

“…next question😀”

Overall 10/10 Spy would send in again

LITTLE GUY FR..... I LOVE HIM SO SO MUCH WOW <3<3<3

#Romeo Speaks

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progressivemother · 30 days

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Easter History And How To Enjoy Stress Free Easter

What is the meaning of Easter? It depends on the person and their own beliefs. To our family, it is simply a family holiday to enjoy together. We have fun with Easter baskets and egg hunts. But we have to understand where Easter originated to understand the meaning behind the traditions.

We like to teach our children the history of every holiday. If you follow me, you know that. No matter your beliefs, you need to know how holidays started and why they are apart of our lives.

The feast day of Easter was first a pagan holiday of renewal and rebirth. Spring is known as the season of new beginnings because it symbolizes the rebirth of nature and the return of life after the challenges of winter. The spring season brings back color, flowers, and animals that have been dormant during the winter. This is why it is celebrated throught the world and history.

Honored in the early spring, it praised the pagan goddess of fertility and spring known as ‘Ostara’, ‘Eastre’ or ‘Eostre’. The word “Easter” finds its etymology from the goddess’s name. The Germanic folk, known as the Teutons, worshiped pagan gods and goddesses and it’s believed that the origin of the Easter Bunny, hares and eggs can be dated back to the 13th century in Germany.

Eggs are used as fertility symbols. Drawings of Eostre often depict her holding a woven basket on her arm, and she would carry baskets filled with eggs to encourage fertility. Eggs and seedlings have long been considered a sign of new life in many cultures, and the tradition of putting eggs inside Easter baskets has both religious and cultural significance. Later on Christians would hold on to the old customs. That's the main reason why we still give baskets filled with goodies during this holiday. To Christians it represents Christ's reasuresction.

Easter baskets are fun! But remember, that children do not need a lot. It isn't Christmas nor a birthday. Some candy, a new swimsuit, flip-flops, sunglasses, and sidewalk chalk all they really need. That is it. Sometimes, I don't always add flip-flops or a swimsuit. It really depends on it they have outgrown their old ones. To make it more enjoyable, try doing a scavenger hunt for the baskets instead of just putting them out to be easily found. It's much more fun for the kids. I do this for St. Patrick's Day. Unfortunately, I forgot to write a post about it. I will have to remember for next year. No matter the holiday, scavenger hunts are so much fun.

Dying eggs does not have to be a hassle. I know that many have problems with peeling eggs no matter what you try. Here is a suggestion: Start eggs in already boiling water for 15 minutes. Put eggs in ice water right for 15 minutes. Dye the eggs and peel under running water when you are ready to eat. Many sites have wonderful ideas on easy egg dying activities that are fun and stress free.

Another thing. I used to be one of those moms that thought my kids needed a new outfit for every holiday, including Easter. They looks adorable but it isn't necessary. They most likely already have something great for Easter in their closets. There isn't a need for me to stress about this nor you.

Easter egg hunts are another amazing activity. Everyone knows how to do this. But you don't have to only put candy. You can add money or little toys. Unfortunately, we couldn't do it today because it's a rainy day out where we live but we are excited to do it next weekend.

Once we are able to throughly enjoy Easter when the weather is better, I will add pictures. The kids are most excited about banana pudding. Remember, that desserts and dinner don't have to be hard either. Simply things such as puddings, no bake cookies, deviled eggs, and simple baked chicken instead of something that takes most of the day is just fine. You are meant to spend time with your family not slave away in the kitchen.

Well, that is it. Remember, that Easter is about the spring season and family fun. It doesn't have to be serious or hard by any means. Easter is filled with sunshine, warmth, lots of pastel and all the joy and new life that comes with spring!

#love #children #progressive #family #liberal #parenting #motherhood #easter

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soggykookiesandcream · 10 months

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𝐵𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝐹𝑜𝓇 𝒴𝑜𝓊 - 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓉𝓅𝑒𝓇 𝐼𝒱

I was watching as Yuna and Jungkook were on the floor cutting paper and crafting paper animals for their presentation.

"What is your favourite animal?" Jungkook asks.

"I think I like bunnies," she replies.

I'm pretty sure that they're kids and does not know about love and are too young to catch feelings for each other.

"Oh," Jungkook grins, "Everyone says that I look like a bunny! Does that mean you like me too?"

I take that back.

"I lik-" I don't let her finish.

"That's enough project for today," I stand up.

"But Tae," she whines, "I want to finish it fast!"

"How about Jungkook goes home and we finish it together?" I offer.

"No," she rejects.

My heart.

"Why?" I ask.

"I want to spend time with Jungkook!" She says.

"Why do you want to spend time with him when I'm here?" I ask.

"Because you're always here and Jungkook's not. So when I can, I want to spend time with my new friend," she explains.

Is s-she bored of me?

"It's okay, Mr Taehyung," Jungkook stands up, "I'll go home. It's late anyway."

"Thank you, Mr Jungkook," I reply to the kid and Yuna raises her eyebrow.

"Why are you calling him Mr Jungkook?" She asks.

"I don't know," I shrug.

"I'll leave. Bye, Yuna," He hugs her.

"Bye!" She waves.

I slam the door shut and grumble, "I don't like him."

"Why? He's really sweet," Yuna says.

"Sweet, my foot," I whisper.

"You said something?" She asks.

"Nothing," I look away, "I just don't like him."

"Are you afraid?" She asks.

I am.

"No," I shake my head, "For what?"

"That once Jungkook becomes my close friend, I'd forget you?" She asks.

"Okay," I start, "First of all, you can't forget me because I raise you, feed you, love you more than anything else. Second of all, I am the one and only close friend you have. No one can take my position."

Yuna giggles, "So confident!"

"You hungry?" I ask.

"Yes!" She climbs over the kitchen counter to sit.

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"Should I kill this Jungkook?" I ask my minister.

"Of course not, sir," my minister replies, "How can you kill small kids like this?"

"They hurt her," I reply.

"Yes, but these are things every kid goes through. It's normal," he explains.

"But Yuna isn't a normal kid. She's my princess," I reply, "No harm is to come to her."

"But small fights and minor bullying; I'm not supporting it but it isn't to be taken so deep. Those are things kids their age do. We can't do anything about it," my minister explains.

"This Jungkook kid, he almost asked out my dear," I grumble.

"I'm sure he meant nothing romantic. He's too young," he reasons.

"Okay, fine," I agree.

"Now," my minister starts, "Do we have an answer for the million-dollar question 'how you are related to her'?"

"Not yet," I reply.

"I don't think there will be one," he says.

"What do you mean?" I ask.

"It's either you tell her the actual truth or tell her that you're her father or brother and continue it like that," he suggests.

"I can't be her father or brother!" I exclaim, "What I have for her is romantic love. Not fatherly love. I just can't show it to her now because I'm not a paedophile."

"I have a solution, sir," he says, "But I'm afraid you will hate it."

"Tell me," I say.

"I can raise her, sir," he says, "till she becomes old enough for you to continue your romantic relationship with her."

"What?" I ask.

"You will be out of the picture for a while sir," he says, "But after a while when she grows up to be your beautiful queen, you can claim her."

"But I don't want to miss her childhood," I argue.

"You can always watch from afar," he says.

"But that's not like how I do it now," I bury my head in my palms, "I can't hold her close, give her hugs and make sure she's okay."

"Sir," my minister holds my hand, "I will make sure she is okay. I've seen Yunahet in her old life. She was a wonderful woman. She was kind and generous to everyone. She used to help me a lot with my struggles and issues. I saw her like a daughter I never had and one I wished I had."

"Are you sure?" I ask.

"Yes, sir," he nods with tears in his eyes, "I will take care of her like my own daughter."

"Okay, then," I stand up, "How are we doing this?"

"We should wipe her memories," he says.

"Great," I sit back down.

"It's for her good, sir," he says.

"Okay," I take a deep breath, "I trust you."

"You always can," he smiles.

"What will I do in the meanwhile?" I ask.

"You can take care of your castle. Maybe do something in the new world," he suggests.

"Do what in the new world?" I ask.

"I've heard that businessmen have a lot of power these days. Clad in suits and ties, handsome and smart. When Yuna grows up and sees you, she will definitely fall for you," he says.

"Yuna doesn't fall for looks, wealth and power," I defend.

"I know," he says, "But it's an advantage. If you have actually power in the new world, you can keep her safe."

"I see," I reply, "I think I'll try that."

"Now," he starts, "Do you need time to erase her memories?"

"I," I look around, "Can I spend one more day with her before erasing all her memories?"

"Sure, sir," he says, "Your wish."

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"Dear, Yunahet, baby, princess, love, honey, bear, moon," I softly call her.

"Yes, Tae?" She asks while comfortably laying on top of me. I feel her smile on my chest.

"You know I love you, right?" I ask.

"Of course," she lifts her head, "You love me more than anything in this world. And I love you too!"

I kiss her forehead, "I'll always be here for you even if you can't see me, okay?"

"Okay," she grins and I run my hands through her hair.

"I love you so much, my light," I hug her tightly.

"I love you so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so much too," she snuggles into my neck.

She soon falls asleep. I love you so much, my dear. I bring my hand to her forehead, "Forget,"

"Forget me."

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