#except remi

[four-am-fangirling]

- chase tells Cameron he killed a genocidal dictator. She sucks him off even though she’s a lesbian.

- she realises she’s a lesbian. Chase realises his various flavours of trauma and suppressed bisexuality contributed to this marriage. They have a big talk about comp het. The only real amicable divorce in history.

- they’re bffs and drink wine on Cameron’s couch together. Chase tells her to ask out thirteen. Cameron tells him to get therapy. Chase pulls uno reverse.

- they all go to therapy. Chase kisses foreman just to see what happens.

- house had so many gay kids now. What will he tell his husband.

- Taub is confused. He doesn’t understand it. What’s in the water and should he be worried about drinking it.

#house md #hatecrimes md #allison cameron #Allison Cameron is a lesbian #remy thirteen hadley #remy hadley #robert chase #fuck it I’m not tagging everything #they’re all gay #except taub

[quackkaz]

Orange Side : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Logan : No.

Patton : Nope!

Virgil : Absolutely not.

Thomas : *laughing*

Virgil : I hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.

Thomas : *laughing* I hope it sucks!?

Roman : I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Thomas : *laughing loudly*

Remus : I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Thomas : *laughing hysterically*

Janus : I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could’ve changed that outcome.

Thomas : *laughing even more hysterically, almost choking*

Orange Side : >:((

#I had to put janus in italic cause there is no more yellow lmao :(( #incorrect quote #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #roman sanders #virgil sanders #remus sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #thomas sanders #janus sanders #the orange side #orange side #everyone is here #THE GANG’S ALL HERE #except remy cause not really canon #all the sides (mainly virgil roman janus and remus) roasting the orange side #and thomas laughing his ass off #logan and patton barely talk im sorry 😭 #btw I DON’T HATE THE ORANGE SIDE LMAO #at least not yet

[thepixarau]

Woody: we’re the Pixars. We have absolutely no privacy whatsoever.

Héctor: we’re the Pixars. We have too many dishes and not enough cabinet space.

Remy: we’re the Pixars. We don’t get recognized in public nearly as much as you’d think.

McQueen: we’re the Pixars. We all failed our driver tests the first time.

Jessie: we’re the Pixars. We should not be allowed to do taxes.

Imelda: we’re the Pixars. We all take too long in the bathroom every morning.

Helen: we’re the Pixars. None of us know how to cook without burning the food.

Marlin: we’re the Pixars. Our washing machine’s been broken for a week.

Joy: we’re the Pixars. We’re like one big happy family..the kind that gets together every Christmas except no one ever leaves!

Merida: we’re the Pixars. We have zero fashion sense.

Flik: we’re the Pixars. We each have our own unassigned seat at the table! And if anyone takes it, it’s the end of the world.

Ember: we’re the Pixars. We break things way too easily.

Sulley: we’re the Pixars. We have a dozen cars parked in the driveway.

Sadness: we’re the Pixars. We will fight for literally no reason.

Dory: we’re the Pixars. We love getting letters from fans in the mail!

Ian: we’re the Pixars. We look like adults but technically speaking most of us would only be like 10 years old if we were normal people.

Bob: we’re the Pixars. Our walls are not soundproof.

Joe: we’re the Pixars. We own every single piece of merchandise from every one of our movies ever made.

Atta: we’re the Pixars. When one of us gets sick, it turns into a plague and the rest of us inevitably get sick as well.

Barley: we’re the Pixars. Instead of going to the gym we play Wii Sports.

Wade: we’re the Pixars. We like to criticize each other’s taste in music, for some reason.

Mater: we’re the Pixars. When one of us takes a dump we have to warn everybody not to use the bathroom for twenty minutes.

22: we’re the Pixars. Our game nights are a battle to the death!

Mike: ..we’re the Pixars. Everyone here is exaggerating. Our life is actually very normal.

#pixar #the pixar au #incorrect quotes #incorrect pixar quotes #<except it’s correct lol #sheriff woody #héctor rivera #remy the rat #lightning mcqueen #jessie the cowgirl #imelda rivera #helen parr #marlin finding nemo #joy inside out #princess merida #flik a bug’s life #ember lumen #james p sullivan #sadness inside out #dory finding nemo #ian lightfoot #bob parr #joe gardner #princess atta #barley lightfoot #wade ripple #tow mater #22 soul #mike wazowski #source: tik tok

[galaxytittus]

sunset except they've been drinking since 10am

#except maple ofc :) #she gets to witness everything lmao #sims 3 #ts3 #sims 3 screenshots #sims 3 simblr #ts3 screenshots #ts3 simblr #simblr #sims #ts3 scenery #s3 simblr #vlad #maple #remi #alex #nilla #pepper

[annamariedarkholmes]

“There’s nothing pathetic about wanting to be loved, Rogue.” “Why, Bobby Drake— that was almost profound.”

#these losers vetting each other’s boyfriends 😭😭😭 #i cant unhear the ‘dammit bobby’ in any voice except hank hill’s sorry #iceman #rogue #xmen #marvel comics #bobby drake #anna marie darkholme #lgbtincomics #uncannysource #comicedit #marveledit #xmenedit #*edits #x #my bff otp #will never forgive what those movies did to them lol #where’s their road trip 3.0 #intercut with scenes of remy and christian hanging out

[the-void-has-questions]

Sometimes I think some fics get overhyped but then I read them and I am humbled

#this happens often #literally MOST popular fics there is only one exception #and obviously it’s heat waves. BUT the rest of them were definitely deserving of the hype #literally like #passerine. yltmlm. lfls. two souls. #ALL OF EM #WERE MORE AMAZING THAN I THOUGHT #it’s just a funny think I do sometimes #remy rambles

[humiliationsheets]

bmc tiktok recently went to war over wrol!jeremy vs wcon!jeremy (they have this discourse every few months), fighting the bloodiest battle known to man… i watched from the corner and made no plans to intervene, clutching troy!jeremy in my content-starved hands

#so that’s why i prefer bmc tumblr #we’re all friends here (for the most part) #troy!jeremy supremacy #I LOVE ALL JEREMIES THOUGH they are all so good and idk why people fight so much over this #they all got hired for a reason #they’re all able to play the part well #however the bmc fandom needs to calm down when people disagree with them #we are all entitled to our own opinions and the best thing to do is respect them even if we don’t agree #except if the opinion comes from a squipjer shipper #fuck squipjer shippers #and other problematic people here #remy’s rambles #be more chill #bmc #be more chill musical

[pip-n-chips]

I need to write stuff for the other nasties

#mainly non LIs... like bailey leighton briar remy morgan uhhh #teachers too #i really wanna widen my range of characters. thats a goal for this blog #if you guys have anything you wanna see do feel free to send an ask btw #im very very slow at answering but ill get to them!!! i need inspo #honestly any character is encouraged. except quinn because i haven't seen his new content yet! i dont know shit about him atm #pippy rambles

[celestialspritz]

PEGGY HAIRS FROM 2006 I hate u

#jk #i switched to remi v2 lately right #found a hair by peggy that i rlly like. its rlly good for its time too #no recolours except peggy's own. ok #replaces the files with my own textures #was rlly hard esp the mapping but ur girl pulled thru #loaded the game #hair isnt recognised bc the files are too old #i will cry i cba to remake the file #ts2 #txt

[polyamquackity]

is this queersmp now. whats happening in tjere

It's Quackity and all his boyfriends and Jaiden Animations

#and they're all fucking and getting divorced #except for jaiden ofc #hey look it's remi #qsmp #ash answers

[simplog]

arlo join the party

#unordinary #unordinary john #unordinary arlo #unordinary seraphina #unordinary remi #unordinary blyke #unordinary isen #c’mon arlo it’s the whole gang except u

[greghatecrimes]

the fact that house even asked thirteen “how did you get in here??” in 7x21 when he knows damn well he asks her to commit b&e on a weekly basis

#her response being ‘oh my boss asks me to break into places all the time’ is one of my favorite things #thirteen fucking breaking into her dad/boss/friend/whatever’s house to call him an idiot to his face #how is this show real #it’s like a dialogue exchange i’d put in a fanfic #/pos #remy thirteen hadley #greg house #rewatch lb #7x21 #she’s just like me i have also called my dad an idiot to his face. except i didn’t have to break in to do it

[jaratedeguadalupe]

Remy is demi because it rhymes and I said so 

#i don’t feel strongly about any gender or sexuality hc of any of the sides except this one #i feel so strongly about this it's unreal #he's the most obnoxious man on earth #hence why I adore him #ts remy #remy sanders #sanders sides

[superhell]

houses little apron is so much they’ve literally domesticated him hes become the most obsessive little malewife ever. congrats to wilson ig

#house #wilson #hilson #thirteen is literally the grown daughter visiting home to get advice from her parents. except its house #and house is giving. surprisingly good advice tbh #house himself said the family thing like. you make the joke enough it starts holding water #house md #thirteen #remy hadley #hatecrimes md

[get-more-bald]

NEED to know what your Killjoy OCS are named PLEASE

#cause ive got several and. #obviously my sona - wire b #and then razer slide and mr girl and thrill kill and bloody marry and hey-a-hear-ya...... #im a big fan of my names except maybe razer cause. hm #his name is also remy. so im comsidering naming him something ratatouille related #hey-a-hear-ya my beloved ❤️❤️❤️hes a cowboy. shes deaf. theyre gender. #i looove killjoy names that are literally warrior cats names and i love killjoy names that go outside the naming convention #mine #my chemical romance #mcr #danger days #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #california

[fizzytoo]

#*fizzyspeaks #these aren’t surprising except henny in the hamptons 😭 i don’t rlly remember listening to it all that much #i love how all the artists are similar except exo #exo saranghaja 😤☝🏽 #henny in the hamptons by bren joy #friends kiss too by danny and alex. wildin by berhana. i love u by winner. wyd by remi wolf