#fav picture of them <3

[mikeysbpjacket]

is this not the most autistic picture you've ever seen

#my chemical romance #gerard way #hesitant alien era #autism #fav picture of them <3

[me-me-monkey]

i drew these like 12 days ago

#my art #a hat in time #ahit #my favs :3 #plus grooves but he is not pictured... hes in my heart tho #the snatcher #the conductor #sorry had to take pictures of these off my school chromebook #too lazy to actually get them on my computer

[tkbrokkoli]

I've been going through my blog today, looking at my reblogged fav art pieces and sadly realized that some of my fav artists have deleted their blogs and I unfortunately don't know where else to find them. So I decided to finally post the promised and long overdue prints I got from @mousy-maja abt a year ago. I rly love them and they are a delight to look at every day! <3

Begin ID: Three images showing various Disco Elysium art pieces by mousy-maja.

Image one is a collage of six small prints depicting Kim, Soona, and Harry and Kim together.

Image two is a larger framed print of Kim. It is held at an angle so the golden halo around his head reflects the light brightly.

Image three is a view of the white wall the art is attached to. The small prints are attached to a string of colorful fairy lights, along with various post cards. This part of the image is blurred. Above the fairy lights in the center is the larger print of Kim. End ID.

#fandom related #disco elysium #the sun is shining today so it was perfect for finally taking pictures. ofc i put on my red leather driving gloves #i rly should buy more art from my fav artists but quite a few of them are from the united states and shipping to europe and paying import #taxes is unfortunately v expensive #anyway im so sad that some of my fav artists have deleted their blog and i didnt even notice it and idk where else to find them #reblogs of their art is all that's left. i look at my fav art pieces in my fav posts tag and art i want to buy prints of tag every so often #just taking in the beauty. i love you artists <3

[leondaltons]

Meet my MCs: Utana Matsuda [x] | College Tennis: Origin Story by @collegetennisoriginstory

I wish for it all, really; and I'm prepared to give everything of myself for it.

x

#my overachiever girl!!!!!! #college tennis: origin story #college tennis #college tennis origin story #Nana Komatsu the woman that you are #fun fact: she was originally a run with the wind oc #but i'm so glad i put her in this game because she has grown so much as a character since then!!! #i truly love this game so much <3 #she is super smart and zero charismatic lmaoo #an A+ girl and tennis freak...like obsessed #which i know is going to come back to bite her in the ass #she is also super serious and not very warm so it has become a running joke that seeing her smile #is one of the seven wonders of the world lmaoooooo #i love her so so much she has truuly developed into one of my fav characters <3 #oh also!! rayyan does follow her on instagram #but i just don't imagine them being the type to actually use it much? #especially doesnt go around liking pictures and all that #also....we are ignoring the felix like in that picture BYE #ily so much bby girl <3 #college tennis: utana #mine* #mine #love u nerd <3

[no-brand-gays]

anime resale stores here always have absolute mountains of love live figures from every iteration of the franchise with every character and costume you could imagine...except i've never been a figure girlie so i always just look over the shelf in awe because i can't really see myself buying anything. except, that is, for the early love live sunshine aqours figures with no legs. that, i would buy

#were these the first aqours figures ever?? they can't be right? #either way i remember just how early into lls this was #it's really burned into my memory i have no idea what they were made for though #i just always remember them. and their lack of legs #those shops always have the nice boxed up figures and then the ones that were brought to them without a box #left to sit forever in plastic bags on hooks on the store walls (until someone buys them) #some of those come in multiple pieces? like maybe stands or removable parts...? #but i always think it's gonna be one of these and i'm always so disappointed #cmon rashinban sell me one of the ugliest and most baffling love live figures of all time #personal #honestly it's not just figures i'm just really not much of a merch girlie #living in japan is slowly curing me of that though just because of how normalized it is for everyone to have character merch #i bought a really cute kanan keychain a while ago but then it fell off of my bag when i was out :( i still have no idea where i lost it #the normalization of it really helps though honestly #if you'd told me 2 years ago that i'd be buying little nitotan plushes of my fav characters to hold up to scenery while traveling and #take pictures of i definitely wouldn't have believed it #but that's just like a thing that anime girlies do here. i think it's really cute actually #i still haven't gotten around to actually bringing any of those plushes on trips because i forgot 3 times in a row #and then the next trip i took after that was with my family #nooooot a chance. oh my god there's no way i could've explained that and had them been like oh okay

[dreamyzworldlove]

i am so obsessed with them

#bad picture BUT THEY ARE SO GORGEOUS #like this might be one of my fav clawdeen s of all TIME!! #there is so much detail in these dolls #AND THEYRE ACCESSORIES ARE SO CUTE!! #posing them on my shelf in the prom pose bc they are eachothers dates <3 #monster high #monster high g3 #draculaura #clawdeen wolf #monster ball #monster ball clawdeen #monster ball draculaura #mh

[smalltownfae]

All I am getting from all this rereading I have been doing recently is that past me already had amazing taste.

#booklr #people saying they are disappointed when they reread all favs and I am like “can't relate” #I have been disappointed in books I gave 3 stars in the past but the 5 stars? still killing it #absolutely iconic stories #animal farm the hunger games the picture of dorian gray the importance of being earnest #all of them still outstanding #to me at least #and when I say thg I mean the first book I remember not loving the rest as much and that is still true

[kindheartedgummybears]

ITS 12 BY ME YOU KNOW WHTA THAT MEANS

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!

#i cant believe this is the only image i have of him bh himself☹️☹️☹️☹️ #im a disgrace #😔 #ANYWAYS #HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARKYPOO😖😖😖 #I will try to make something for him later today #but for now all i have is #and announcement post for his birthday #me when mark: 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺💍💍💍😍😍😍🥳🥳🥳😘😘😘🛐🛐🛐 #i love him #so much #hes my second fav <3 #im afraid to post mh actual rating for them tho cuz all of them are my favs but if i had to rank them... #my sister would block me lmao💀💀💀 #anyways fadom and character tags yay! #TDiM #The Devil in Me #The Dark Pictures #The Dark Pictures Anthology #Supermassive Games #Mark Nestor #character birthday #birthday #fictional men #am i right?

[goldenhypen]

jake photo dump pt. 1

#to start of the day right 🤩 #this is part 1/4 btw sksnsjd #i’ll post them throughout the day sksjjs #but these are just compilations of some of my fav jake pictures bc it’s finally jakey day and i have an excuse to share them 🥹🫶🏻 #happy jakey day! <3 #oh btw i forgot the 4 ‘photo dumps’ don’t include the rest of the photos i’m posting today too- oops- sjsjsjsj #love y’all now be blessed with these lovely jake photos 🫶🏻 #em speaks #♡ #queued up!

[skunkg1rll]

🦨📓🖊️

#i've had the same blog for like... 5 years i think #and i used to be so attached to it #now i feel like it's kinda nice to just start over #nd since i dont have many followers (love the ppl who have followed me now tho<3) #i can just say whatever i want. and not worry abt upsetting everyone sksksk #but :(( i followed thr mutuals i had on my other blog. the ones i can rmbr #i dont rlly rmbr all my mutuals or dont rmbr their urls on the top of my head #and im not gonna log into my other blog so i cant check sjsksk #it's like. i dont wanna be a person rn. i dont want a name i dont want an identity i dont wanna be known #but i wanna follow them bc i like their blogs!!! even if they dont know who i am skskks #ah wrll i rmbred some of my fav moots nd followed them so it's all good #i dont wanna be someone or smth rn i just wanna reblog pretty pictures and have somewhere to vent #i still miss following rheir blogs tho

[sweatermuppet]

some of my fav pins from the Lesbian Herstory Archives

[ID: 9 close up pictures of a pin against a gray background. In this description, images are numbered 1 through 9.

1. A pale pink pin with purple text. In caps, it reads: "male lesbians unite."

2. A pale yellow pin with cartoonish dark blue text. It reads: "Mr. Lady records • videos. The punctuation points are little white stars." White curvy lines and more stars are inside the word lady.

3. A black pin with gothic red text. It reads: "Serenity through viciousness."

4. A white pin with gray text. It reads: "I'm Hetro-Phobic." The word "I'm" is tilted.

5. A pin with dark gray text. The bottom half is red, and the top half has a bunch of red, distorted smiley faces, with a white background peeking through. In caps, the text reads: "happy gays are here again."

6. A white pin with saturated purple text. In caps, it reads: "don't feed or tease the straight people."

7. A sky blue pin with small gray text. It reads: "fondle with care."

8. A grey pin with a light gray illustration of a shirtless, tired looking cowboy. They hold a mug of beer in their hands, resting against a fence with a saddle on it. The sign next to them reads "Boots & Saddle."

9. A royal blue pin with lilac purple text. The first and last line are in a larger, serif font, and the center line is a smaller, sans serif font. In caps, it reads: "love is a many-gendered thing."

Quoted with slashes indicating line breaks, it reads: "love is / a many-gendered / thing." /End ID]

#lgbt #queer #lgbt history #lesbian #gay #gay history #lesbian history #vintage gay #vintage lesbian #lgbt pins #lgbt buttons #ID added !

[skrimshaw]

I sent an Etsy seller a nice message when buying one of their items and they sent me a gigantic patch with it :’) needless to say it’s the star of my jacket now

#I would show a picture but it’s like very obvious who the artist is and I don’t wanna name them #< I don’t want people to think one act of kindness is like. Etsy shops being forced to always give ‘freebies’ #and I don’t wanna put that expectation on them. i just wanted to share how nice it is #especially since it made me finally give in to putting patches on my fav jacket <3 #personal #Charlie’s jacket #acts of kindness

[gasstationlady]

the start of something beautiful | a lando norris social media au

pairing: lando norris x private!reader (fc: tyla)

lando is spotted with an unknown woman, and everyone thinks she’s another fling. however, later revealed as naomi campbell’s daughter, lando's fans slowly start to love her despite her tendency to be private.

notes: btw, i’m so sorry i’ve been mia for a while! honestly, i have a ton of drafts i’ve written over the time i didn’t post, but i lowkey hate all of them lmao. anyways, hope you enjoy this fluff :)

disclaimer: swearing. photos not mine. OLD PIC OF JAZ AND ROSS (yes it’s a warning bc i’m still mourning that relationship, and ik i’m not the only one). there are a few mistakes in the tweets that i was too lazy to fix lol. also, i hope the flow doesn’t feel too rushed!

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yourusername 🌸

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yourbestie 👀

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yourbestie framing these pics brb 😍😍

f1gossip

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f1gossip We received these photos of Lando and a girl today! It looks like the same girl he has been spotted with for the past 3 months, but it’s still unclear who it is. ☕️

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user three months of them being pictured AND YET NONE CLEARLY CAPTURE HER FACE. that’s some bs

↳ user no deadass bc you guys had one job 🙄

user lmaoooo i know the delulu fans are crying that she’s still here

user Are we sure it's the same girl? Lmfao even if it is, he's probably going to get tired of her soon!

user god i hope people learn and treat her better than how they treated luisinha

landonorris

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landonorris First time trying wakeboarding 🤙

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user happy lando >>>

user Where’s your girlfriend

user not the red bull life vest lmfaoo

user lando rlly said here’s some shirtless pics to distract u

↳ user frrr but like it’s not working 😭

f1gossip

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f1gossip Naomi Campbell and daughter, Y/N Campbell, making an appearance at today’s GP! It's presumed that Y/N is dating Mclaren driver, Lando Norris. Our sources in the paddock mentions that the two visited the Mercedes, Ferrari, and Mclaren garages before the race. 👀

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user i'm literally in love w her she's soo beautiful 😍

user this actually makes sense that they knew each other since naomi has been connected to f1 for a while now

user I would be unstoppable if I looked like her.

user she looks so kind 🥺🥺

user oh the things i would do to reincarnate as a wealthy person’s child

user i was there and got to meet her and i’d just like to say that i’d go to war for her

landoupdates

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landoupdates Max, Lando, and Y/N (seen in second photo, far right) with fans at an after party! We received these pictures a few minutes ago, and the fan included “Y/N mostly stood behind as Max and Lando were asked for photos but she was so so kind !! Although you can tell she likes to keep to herself, she told me she thought my dress was cute and even got Lando’s attention for me so I could ask for a picture 😭 Also, he kept holding her hand !!!”

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user her face card is insane.

user now that we know she's naomi's daughter, i can't believe we didn't see it before LOL

user “he kept holding her hand” 😭😭😭😭😭

user I have never wanted someone to go off private so bad 😩

user honestly she’s my new fav wag

user it’s the way everyone loves her rn lmaoooo

user LANDO CAN YOU FIGHT

f1gossip

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f1gossip Lando, Ginge, and Ethan possibly alluding to Lando’s new relationship with Y/N in the recent Quadrant video 👀👀

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user not them clowning him 😭

user i mean we all know by now that they’re together but this was the cherry on top

user melting over how he couldn’t stop smiling 🥹

user the fact that he kept this clip in 😩😩

user I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING “LANDO CAN YOU FIGHT”

user I get it 😭 I also wouldn’t be able to hide that I’m dating Y/N

user perfect example of private but not a secret, in love with them 🥹🥹

landoupdates

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landoupdates A few photos of Lando and Y/N at the paddock today ☺️

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user literally my fav couple

user when is he gonna make it officially on insta

↳ user My thoughts exactly!! 😭😭 I know not everything has to be posted, but I’m just excited to see him officially announce it.

user my girl y/n looked so fucking good today

user i just want him to post her solely because i want more y/n pics

↳ user LOL you’re so real for that

landonorris

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landonorris We so good ❤️

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user THE HAND PLACEMENT

user not tagging her is criminal 😭😭

↳ user girl what’s the point when she’s on private

user When will it be my turn 😩

user LANDO??? OMFG

user TURN IT UP IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE 😁😁😁🔊🔊

user omggg i can’t, they’re goals

user Y/N IS SO CUTE

user i luv my parents

#f1 instagram au #f1 social media au #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris instagram au #f1 smau #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #lando norris au #formula 1 x reader

[heartbreakfeelsogood]

thinking you ordered all your gifts early and then being stressed about whether or not they’ll be here on time </3

#and i got a lot of them on etsy so like i will NOT complain. i do not care when it gets here. i understand babygirls #but i’m exchanging gifts with friends on saturday and idk if one of their gifts will be here and i’m like sure i can give it to her after #but </3 #i mostly just really hope my moms gift comes on time #i mean i live with her at least so if anything i’ll show her a picture and she’ll get it when it comes lol #also like two days ago i impulsively decided to get something small for my fav coworker and idek if it will get here before christmas </3 #and that’s on me but i’m already kinda anxious to give her a gift if it’s late i’m gonna be like here bye 😭 #op

[sunrizef1]

Austin Orange

Daniel Ricciardo x fem!reader

summary: Daniel’s obsession with Austin goes even farther than just the city.

A/n: finished this at 1 am lmao

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yourusername

Austin, Texas 📍

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yourusername hook’em 🐮🧡

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user1 I love her

user2 slayyy

user3 is she from Austin?

↳ user4 I think she’s from somewhere in east Texas, he family owns a ranch near Austin tho

user5 Daniel in the likes??? 😭

user6 Danny ric????

user7 you guys are late Danny’s been in this girls like for a loooong time

user8 😍

user9 r we gonna get farm content???

danielricciardo 😍

↳ user10 get outta here

↳ user8 I commented this too ur not special

↳ user2 a man…

danielricciardo

Austin, tx 📍

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user11 I <3 cowboy daniel

user12 Texas is my fav

user13 I recognize that hat shop…

user14 funniest thing is Daniel didn't even go to UT 😭

user15 this looks similar to a certain cow-girls post…

↳ user16 girl what

↳ user17 @/yourusername just posted and it was like these same pics

↳ user18 and Daniel even liked it lmao

↳ user19 not even trying to hide it lol

redbullracing 🐂

user20 does he understand college football???

user21 🐄🤠🧡

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user22 where is heeeee

user23 the cow 🥹

user24 ranch content!

user25 I thought cowgirls were just in movies…

user26 liked by danielricciardo

user27 what’s the animals names?

↳ yourusername the cow is named Cheeto and the horse is named Billy <3

↳ user28 CHEETO?? 😭

danielricciardo 👋

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user29 YALL SEEING THIS?

user30 she responded!!!!

user31 so they’re in love now

user32 I wanna be a farm girlie 🥲

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landonorris

↳ 👀 did you get a certain Texan to show you around???

danielricciardo

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user33 sorry???

user34 🧑‍🦯 I do not see

user35 IS THAT Y/N????

user36 ewww

user37 CHEETO???

user38 no cuz you guys don’t get it, y/n had used the orange heart for forever and now Daniel is posting it after he finally got to meet her my heart can’t take it

landonorris 💋💋💋

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user39 that better be y/n or so help me god

user40 lando?? 😭

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user41 danielllll

user42 that’s Daniel if I’ve ever seen him

user43 billyyyyy

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landonorris hey

↳ danielricciardo ???

user45 she’s so bae

user46 when she’s from Texas >

user47 I still don’t like her

↳ yourbsf girl stfu he won’t pick you

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user48 liked by danielricciardo

user49 I’m in love with them both

user50 I don’t think that’s Daniel 🤷‍♀️

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user52 oh god they’re like sickeningly sweet

user54 YEAHHHHH

user55 Daniel Ricciardo school of manifestation

user56 THIS IS WHAT WEVE BEEN WANTING

user57 couple of the year I fear

danielricciardo my lady 🧡

↳ yourusername my cowboy 🧡

↳ user58 AWWWWW

user59 sobbing

landonorris 🤠💋

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user60 I’m in love with both of them

user61 fav couple

#daniel ricciardo x reader #daniel ricciardo #f1 fic #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 x reader #f1 #f1 fanfic #f1 x you #daniel riccardo x reader #daniel riccardo imagine #Daniel ricciardo imagine #f1 x y/n #f1 x female reader #danny ric #daniel ricciardo x you #daniel ricciardo x female reader

[theragethatisdesire]

aot men as dads - headcanon!! some 18+!!

includes: eren, jean, reiner, & levi

i'm still working on some full-fledged one-shots and parts of my series', but i'm nannying for the summer and have BABY FEVER. please enjoy my little headcanons of my fav aot men as dads <3

DISCLAIMER: some of this post contains MATURE CONTENT that is intended only for those over 18. if you are a minor, please do not read below the cut.

Eren

ok but eren is such a cringe dad lol

buys himself all of the #1 Dad! merch. he’s got mugs, tshirts, hats, all of it, and all of it went on his credit card.

10000% a girl dad. loves all the little dresses and bows; he puts your daughter’s hair in its first bun, nearly tears up when she points at his matching hairstyle and babbles “like da-da!”

you have to parent eren as much as the children. when you turn the corner into the living room where he’s supposed to be having “quiet time” with your toddler only to find that they’re buried in a pillow fort and eren’s signed his own name in crayon on the wall next to your daughter’s scribblings. “babe, we can just repaint it! she’s being creative.”

loves when you’re pregnant. after your first, eren keeps a calendar on the wall marking off the days until it’s safe for him to fuck you again, fuck a baby right back into you. already has a breeding kink before your first. develops a lactation kink after.

TERRIFIED (and i mean terrified) of hurting your little angel. has absolutely zero concept of “cry it out”; if he hears his baby crying, he’s sprinting into the next room, kissing a nonexistent boo-boo.

refuses to admit it but he has no backbone when it comes to your daughter wanting literally anything. she wants it, she gets it.

favorite thing in the world is matching outfits. favorite. “babe, where’s her green hoodie? i’m wearing mine today for the park!” “of course it matters, we have to match! on that note, where’s yours?”

lets your daughter use his hair to learn how to braid. usually has a few pink hair ties or glittery clips sticking out of it when you come home from a mom’s night out.

really big on your baby getting to see the world. drags you on vacation to any place he can think of, even as you try to explain to him that she can’t form any long term memories yet. “but baby, she’ll have pictures. how many kids in her class can bring a picture of them at the eiffel tower to their first show-and-tell?”

accidentally ruins santa and the tooth fairy for your daughter. cries harder than she does over it.

aggressively vets babysitters. ends up settling for a nursing student in the labor & delivery school who’s the oldest of seven children and probably more knowledgeable about child development than both of you combined, but he’s still suspicious.

wants to watch while you push, watch his baby come into the world. you’ve never seen a sweeter sight than eren in his scrubs, crying while holding your baby girl.

Jean

most people picture eren as being the roughhousing dad, but it’s jean, and i will die on this hill.

freaks out every time he drops your first boy while throwing him around like a ragdoll, but he’ll never stop because “listen!! he’s laughing!”. when it comes to the rest of them, he’s experienced enough now to tell the difference between a real booboo and an imagined one, and he simply brushes their little pants off caringly before shouting “now you tackle me!”

jean’s got no gender preference for your first, or the rest of your little brood for that matter. he raises them exactly the same, regardless: tough.

it takes him awhile to get used to the concept of babies’ minds. you’ve walked in on him having full-blown arguments with your shrieking toddlers several times. “what’s not making sense? if you let your goldfish ‘swim’ in the toilet, it dies, simple as that.”

plays “bad cop” for you because you’re terrible at it, but he’s always having to turn around and snicker into his elbow in the middle of scolding because your babies get the same little throbbing forehead vein as you when they’re mad

wants a big family, and gets it. you practically have to drag him to get his balls snipped after your fourth, him reminding you that “it’s reversible!” the entire way there.

the newborn phase is his favorite. he’s rarely home for any longer than ten minutes without scooping your most recent addition into his arms, squishing their little cheeks and marveling at their gurgling noises.

the kids never give him anxiety, but when you’re pregnant??? jean’s a wreck.

“do your feet still hurt, love?” “what do you mean you have indigestion? that could be the baby coming!” “of course we can’t have sex, what if we poke its little head?”

definitely the dad that’s got a delivery bag and a backup bag and an emergency third backup of the backup bag in his car at all times. the first week of your third trimester, he starts watching you suspiciously for any signs of labor, even though this is your fourth together. you think you’ve got it down by now, you tell him, but he won’t listen.

always gets the kids to work together on little surprises for you. every mother’s day they wake you up with breakfast, every valentines day your dining room table is covered in handmade cards, every birthday your kitchen is coated in flour from jean and four little ones attempting to bake

SO HARD to drag him out for a date night. he wants to bring them everywhere: the fancy restaurant, the couples' get away trip

jean's that dad standing in the bar, watching the game, beer in hand, with an occupied baby carrier strapped to his chest

wants to watch during delivery, but he passed out the first go-round, so now he’s content standing up by your head, trying not to turn white as you squeeze his hand hard enough to break.

talks you into just one more on your fourth’s second birthday. “they’re all so big now. don’t you miss it, babe? my baby in your belly? c’mon…” turns out he reversed that vasectomy without telling you

Reiner

another girl dad. hardcore girl dad.

buys his little princess all number of dresses and barbies, is confused when she’s more interested in the baseballs her classmates have.

accidentally raises the most tomboyish, toughest little girl. still babies her, and she hates it.

cries more than you do on your first date night out when you leave her with your mom. forgets to order his entree at the restaurant because he’s watching the baby monitor app on his phone.

definitely the best at splitting baby duties with you. reiner’s up before you most nights when she wakes, grabbing a bottle and cooing at her lovingly even as she screams. you always try to stay awake to watch him on the baby monitor, though, heart melting as his massive arms rock the tiny bundle back to sleep.

all the neighborhood kids love him because of his size. at every cookout, reiner can’t help on the grill because he’s buried in the grass in a little army of toddlers, led by your daughter, shrieking with joy.

always taking pictures. literally always. unflattering ones when you fall asleep breastfeeding, candids at the zoo, eighteen identical pictures of the lock of hair from her first haircut clogging up his camera roll.

can’t be the bad cop. literally ever. he just can’t say no to his little princess, can’t break her precious little heart by telling her that throwing her food onto the floor is bad.

takes your daughter to mommy & me classes with him

DILF DILF DILF. all the moms in the classes swoon over him and gossip about him when he’s not there; much to your annoyance, reiner never notices, insisting that they’re his “mommy friends”.

always sporting a little bit of glitter on his face or a sticker on his back from your daughter

coming from a fatherless background, reiner nearly kills himself trying to be a constant presence in your daughter’s life (you have to remind him that he has to rest too)

never misses an open house night at school, even if it nearly gets him fired. coaches all of her sports teams. literally almost cries when she makes her first soccer goal. actually does cry when she tells you the boy sitting beside her in class called her his girlfriend. full-blown breakdown on her first day of school, so bad he has to stay home from work.

the absolute BEST through your pregnancy and delivery. always cooking your craving of the week, constant foot and back rubs, stays up all night with you for the three days before the birth when you’re just too swollen and miserable to sleep.

holds your hand through the entire delivery, gets in the doctors’ way when they’re performing checkups because “i’m her father, i need to know what’s going on”

Levi

levi never pictured himself as having children, but when your little surprise arrives, blinking up at levi with his own grey, owlish eyes, levi can’t believe he hadn’t thought of it sooner.

very easily irritated with anyone asking questions about your home life.

when his coworkers ask for your newborn’s name, levi simply says “child.” are you two trying again? “why the fuck do you need to know?”

super overprotective. your baby waves at someone in the supermarket, and levi’s leaning down to explain (in words your eight-month-old can’t yet understand) stranger danger.

totally one of those parents that goes half-crazy trying to get their child into the top-notch, snobby preschool in town.

“we’re not wasting his intelligence on the public school”

levi grew up with basically nothing, so he goes all out buying the best baby products on the market. $2,500 strollers, researching “best baby toys for development”, the whole nine yards.

100% spends months trying to get your child to make a game out of picking up his own toys after playtime, but it never works.

has a meal plan for your child to “optimize nutrition” that you have to sneak around to give your baby little chocolates and junk snacks.

“why are there pringles in his playtime bag? they have no nutritional value.”

vets anyone that comes around your child, even other children. “no more playtime with that evan kid. he’s always got a cold or something.”

he’s always been a light sleeper, but once you have your child, levi snores beside them watching kids’ cartoons on the tv like you’ve never seen him, even drooling as his head lolls, arm tucked tight around your little one.

learned everything he could about labor and delivery beforehand

you almost killed him in the delivery room as he explained each medical detail of your labor symptoms to “reassure” you. he finally got the hint when you threatened to decapitate him.

he thinks it’s shameful, but watching you be a mother turns. him. on. 

wants to take you right there when he catches you breastfeeding, watches you read a bedtime story, spin your child around laughing. you’re just so naturally good at it and it makes him love you all the more, all that love going straight between his legs.

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