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thsc-confessions · 8 months
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"i fondly think about how puff admitted on stream that he realized he accidentally gaycoded reginald and rhm... i cant find teh clip but i swear it happened" submitted by anon
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arcadenemesis · 1 year
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Y'all really going to do Henry Cavill — the world's nerdy buff boyfriend — dirty like this??
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ryctone · 3 months
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WARRIOR CATS SERIES/MOVIE???
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dancingisdangerouss · 4 months
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haii penny!! i love ur fanfics sm and i’m loving how ur new one is going!! i’m getting book binding supplies soon and i was wondering if it was ok to turn ur fics into real books? ty!!
UHM WHAT YES OF COURSE?? WHAT.
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I mean, I would be prefer to actually finish a fic for you to have, but by all means, I would be both okay with and honored if you were to do that!
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hamletisintown · 8 months
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me: goes back to instagram to make up for the twitter loss
instagram: and we are now stealing your art to feed AI, it's opt-out!!
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deep-spacediver577 · 5 months
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He has a first name?! WHAT THE-!!
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Is this for real? Edward Tanaka... IS THIS FOR REAL!?
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alchemicalterror · 2 years
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An invitation lays on the desk.
Oh, that’s odd. That wasn’t there before… or was it?
The envelope in question is creamy-white, made of a pulpy, scratchy paper. Impossibly elegant handwriting, with bold, calligraphed lines reads JONATHAN CRANE in the absolutely perfect center.
The letter itself is cold to the touch, noticeably so compared to the rest of the room. The back of the envelope is sealed with mauve wax; a stamp has been pressed into it, leaving behind a complicated coat of arms depicting a lantern, a horse’s skull, and a twisted garland of thorny tendrils encircling them both.
There is a simple slip of thick paper inside the letter — jet-black, almost seeming to absorb the light around it when the rays have the misfortune of getting near. It almost hurts to look at.
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Despite the darkness of the card, neat silver script still glints on the paper. It’s the same handwriting as on the envelope, extravagant in the painstaking care taken in ensuring its frills.
THIS INVITATION IS GOOD FOR ONE ENTRY TO THE NIGHTMARE COACH. SEE YOU IN YOUR SCREAMS!
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The letter has a sense of dramatic timing; as soon as the words are comprehended by their intended reader, it sets alight. Purple flame- curiously cool, as a tongue of fire manages to lap at the fingers of the reader before the letter is hurriedly dropped- licks eagerly along the body of the letter and card, making the paper contort and writhe like a pained beast. All that remains, shortly, is a pile of snowflake-cold cinders on the desktop.
See you in your screams, indeed.
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thirsty4villains · 1 year
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It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
THIS BLOG IS 5 YEARS OLD??? WHAT??
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sparkles-and-trash · 1 year
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I just delivered the final draft for the book I’ve been writing, and I’m emotional about it y’all 😭
I have been ghostwriting for years, but this is the first full lengt book I’ve written for work, and I am lowkey kinda proud of making it to this point ngl 🥹
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whales-are-gay · 1 year
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joker is so fucking gay this game is so funny
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bourbon-ontherocks · 2 years
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Audrey Fleurot just casually sitting there on IG and posting Morgadec memes make me go absolutely feral
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kithtaehyung · 2 years
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I WOULD ALSO PAY REAL MONEY TO SEE YOONGIS POV 🙋‍♀️
PAUSE y’all are so sweet😭😭 I can’t believe this I’m all soft like no other🥺 3tan: b-sides really would be fun
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stuckinapril · 6 months
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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katabasiss · 5 months
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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oncorhynchus-nerka · 2 months
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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bonesandthebees · 27 days
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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