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[hayleythesugarbowl]

joey tribbiani x reader headcanons

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a/n: hope you guys enjoy this, i had a lot of fun writing it and i love joey so much <3💌🍒

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dating joey would include…

ok so he met you at central perk

you were another victim of “how you doin?” obviously 

he finally introduced you to the group after you’d been dating a little while

they all thought you were just another one of his two-week relationships

but he’s been dating you for months now and they all got to know you really well

he calls you “the one”

insists on buying you a drink every time you go to the coffee shop 

(even if he has to borrow money from chandler to do so)

you and the girls become besties of course

rachel loves going shopping with you 

and monica cooks for you

phoebe gives you free massages 

and chandler loves you too 

like sometimes you’ll wake up before joey when you’re staying at their apartment and you and chandler will just talk

he caught you guys once though and he still hasn’t let you live it down

ross let’s you hold ben 

you and joey have movie marathons and during scary movies he insists on holding you close “in case you get scared”

but really it’s cause he’s terrified

he would actually do anything for you 

when you guys go out to dinner he even lets you share his desert 

loves it when you run your fingers through his hair 

he once tried to cook you your favorite food for your birthday and almost burned his apartment down

you help him read lines all the time to practice for upcoming auditions

and he always picks ones with romantic scenes just for an excuse to kiss you 

he is so gentle it’s adorable 

you guys cuddle all the time

calls you baby occasionally 

he’s a flirt

but he also gets super jealous and protective of you if someone hits on you

he always makes you smile when you’re having a bad day

he loves you so much and you guys are just so happy together <3

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope all my friends fans enjoyed this!! i love joey so much so i had to write these little headcanons. definitely thinking about doing this for other friends characters. hope you enjoyed ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚🩰🪩

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[lanawinterscigarettes]

Friends characters: top, bottom, or switch

A/N: idk man I'm just bored

Warnings: swearing; no smut, but this definitely has sexual themes

Monica Geller

Maybe it's just me but I see Monica as, like, a really passionate top

And whenever she does bottom, she's a power bottom

But she prefers to top over everything else because of how much she needs to be in control lmao

Rachel Green

Rachel is such a fucking pillow princess are you kidding me

She loves being pampered and cared for, sooo she's a bottom for sure

Although she will ride you occasionally if you nicely ask her to

Phoebe Buffay

Phoebe's kind of a toss up

On the one hand, she likes being on top because she likes the feeling of power that comes with it

But on the other hand, sometimes she just wants to lay back and chill (although she is a power bottom, so watch out for that)

Since it all depends on her mood, I'm gonna have to say she's a switch for sure

Chandler Bing

This might be controversial but I personally believe Chandler would be a bottom

And no, I don't take criticism, because I'm right

To me, he just seems like the type of person who just wants to be taken care of, y'know (he's a fucking pillow princess just like how Rachel is)

Every now and then he'll top if he's in the mood, but I stand by my previous statement: Chandler Bing is a bottom, and I will die on that hill

Joey Tribbiani

Joey's definitely a top

Man talks a big game, and believe me when I say he delivers

He may bottom occasionally if he's feeling lazy and just wants someone to ride him, but other than that he's a top all the way

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Taglist: @anxiously-sad @iloveentrapta @ghot-girl @your-next-daydream

#friends #friends imagine #friends x reader #friends fic #friends headcanons #friends hcs #friends smut #monica geller #rachel green #phoebe buffay #chandler bing #joey tribbiani #monica geller x reader #rachel green x reader #phoebe buffay x reader #chandler bing x reader #joey tribbiani x reader #monica geller smut #rachel green smut #phoebe buffay smut #chandler bing smut #joey tribbiani smut

[multifandomfix]

Jealous Richard Burke Would Include

Richard can't help but feel a bit protective when other men show interest in you. He'll subtly position himself closer to you or offer a protective arm around your shoulder, all with a smile on his face.

He occasionally gets jealous when he hears stories about your past relationships or encounters with ex-partners, even though he tries not to show it.

If there's a situation where you're spending time with another man, Richard might engage in some friendly competition to show his prowess and win your favor, often winding up in him pulling something childish and getting himself injured or at least wounding his pride.

He might have trouble openly discussing his feelings of jealousy, leading to occasional misunderstandings between the two of you, but once he owns up to it, you’re able to talk it through and move on.

Despite his occasional jealous streaks, Richard deeply cares for you and is willing to work on his feelings to ensure a healthy and loving relationship.

For 🐻 Anon

Richard Burke: @notmyideia, @phantomofclownery, @stressydepressyandlemonzesty, @onlinecemetery, @garlicbreadrry

#richard burke #richard burke headcanons #richard burke x reader #friends #friends headcanons #🐻 anon #request

[nevermore-ocs]

idea: Simbako hates being touched but when he starts pining hard for someone maybe he starts trying to touch them when he thinks they won’t notice?

Brushing past them on the street, snatching something out of their hands, or if he’s ever able to be close when they’re asleep he pulls out some of this

YES OH MY GOD SO MUCH OF MY **YES** I also do love the idea of him kind of like, not realizing that his body is just kinda falling into this natural flow of what to do because again, he wasn't always the hateful, spiteful, mega-bastard asshole he is now-

SO SOMETHING LIKE THE GIF WHERE HIS S/O IS JUST LAID ACROSS HIS LAP LIKE THAT, WHICH ALREADY IS A MAJOR SIGN THAT HE'S FALLING FOR THAT SAID PERSON, AND WHEN REALITY KIND OF JUST SNAPS BACK INTO HIM, HE NOTICES HIS OWN HAND DOING THOSE LITTLE AFFECTIONATE PETS AND CARESSES AND IT, SHOCKS HIM, CAUSE FOR A MOMENT THERE, HE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SIMBAKO ANYMORE

#oc #my oc #daxton #daxton city #oc headcanon #oc headcanons #friends headcanons #simbako #liam diaz

[gay-salt-amber]

Kazuheiscara incorrect quotes

@capricoffe helped with these, go send them love!

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Neither Scara nor Heizou can sneak up on Kazuha cuz of his “superhuman hearing” or whatever it’s called but Kazuha pretends to be scared

scara would be a good person for heizou to bring with him on detective stuff

Kazuha has a bird and Scaramouche accidentally teaches it swears which makes kazuha mad

Scara: it was an accident

 kazuha: oh bullshit

Parrot: oh bullshit

 Whenever Kazuha gets sad about his past Scara feels guilty about it so he stays away from him even tho Kazuha’s ancestors “don’t know Scaramouche” and kazuha would specifically go to scara for comfort cuz heizou is prolly out]so they both comfort each other

yknow that thing kids do when they hide someones like shoes so they don't leave? Yeah heizou does that with kazuhas scarf and scaras hat

Scara: baby I'm just going out for a walk

 heizou: nu

Kazuha: sweetheart, where’s my scarf? I need to go to the shop

 Heizou: nOooO 

I feel like Heizou has ADHD and so whenever he gets hyper-focused on something Scara and Kazuha find it adorable, he prolly gets focused on a book meanwhile kazuha left him coffee and he didn't notice till like an hour later

puts down book, Heizou: oh- Zuzu?

 Kazuha: yes my lovely detective? Heizou: did you make me a coffee?-

Kazuha: you’re just now noticing?

Scara: bursts out laughing

kazuha has tiny little pink freckles all over his body and scara and heizou trace them while kazuha is napping whenever he’s awake they comfort him about them cuz he’s insecure about them

After getting married, they join up with Beidou and her crew

Their love languages:

Kazuha: words of affirmation 

Scara: acts of service/gifts

Heizou: physical touch (biting)

Heizou: Zuzu~ Kazuha:

 Yes, my detective? I’m trying to- ack

 Heizou: bite I love you

 Kazuha: I love you too

Scara likes being carried bridal style but will never, ever admit it. And Kazuha teases him about it, but Heizou doesn’t know cuz Kazuha only carries him like that when he isn’t home

Heizou uses his intuition whenever he’s at work to probably guess if Kazuha or Scara is feeling down and will text them something like “I love you”

kazuha can play the guitar and it puts scara to sleep laughably easily

Heizou is the little spoon (Scaramouche teases him for this) scara is the middle spoon and kazuha is the big spoon

I think they just drown themselves in blankets so if anyone were to come in they wouldn't even know who was under the blankets

Kazuha and Scara give heizou those metal 3D puzzle things and he hyper-fixated on them for a week (or two)

Their theme song is Devils Backbone, specifically from the pov of Heizou because Scara and Kazuha are both on the run in their own ways

Kazuha confessed first to scara then they confessed to heizou when the vision hunt 

decree ended

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so the plot is the same with scara but instead of Nahida helping him recover, kazuha comes in a second too late to see scara unconscious on the ground. he runs over to help and he and heizou help him recover, Then Heizou yells at Nahida, Aether is confused and kazuha yells at him and paimon. Then Scara wakes up and is confused, So Heizou and Kazuha forget about yelling, and rush to his side, scara just wrapped his arms around kazuhas neck with a soft 'i love you before passing out again... The yelling continues and Kazuha is crying, they end up taking him back to Beidous's ship where the doctor on board makes sure Scaramouche recovers all while kazuha and heizou are outside panicking/crying Beidou calms them down then explains to Nahida and Aether on why they started yelling at them. Then Scara demands Kazuha and Heizou to cuddle him once he wakes up. I think they'd prolly be in there for a day or two just making sure scara is safe/ok, and Beidou brings in soup and whatnot so they don’t die.

After this, they buy a house near Springvale and live there

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Once Scara felt guilty about his past and what he did to Kazuha’s ancestors that he once locked himself inside their spare guest bedroom and Kazuha and Heizou had to beg him to come out so he could eat, once he comes out Kazuha hugs him and just mutters, "its ok, it's all gonna be ok." but while it comforts scara, he kinda said it for himself. Then refused to speak to them for the next week cuz he felt guilty

Scara goes to therapy for everything that has happened to him and Kazuha and Heizou reward him with stuff after cuz he doesn’t want to go, but he does it for them

 I think they'd have a nice garden area where heizou likes to take Scaramouche whenever he's stressed and they can talk if needed or just take a break if that's what scara wants. And he tells Heizou stuff about his past and how he’s met Kazuha’s ancestors. And Kazuha feels left out that he doesn’t get to go with them but he gets extra cuddles after

some knights/law enforcement of some kind would come by their house trying to arrest scara or kazuha maybe for crimes they've committed and heizou would just lie and go, "You have the wrong house, good luck though.", Kaeya is always suspicious but lets it go anyways

honestly, the only nice one in mondstadt they're on friendly terms with is venti cuz he doesn't give a shit, he is the town drunk bard after all

Whenever Heizou and Kazuha are on walks Heizou collects leaves for Kazuha

have you seen those things of confetti that are leaves instead of plastic/paper? Yeah Scaramouche will sneak those into kazuhas pockets every once in a while 

For new years they would all stay up and just cuddle

Heizou is always the most tired cuz of his work and is always the first to sleep then whenever Scara screams “HAPPY NEW YEARS” and kisses Kazuha. Heizou wakes up in fright, Kazuha would comfort Heizou after and Scara is like “where’s my attention >:(“ so he would have to give it to both of them

Heizou has an aesthetic social media page that's dedicated to his bfs

Scaramouche attention whore 2023 

On Christmas Heizou would get Kazuha leaves as a joke and then surprise him later with his present, the present was a little white kitten like the one his friend had which makes him cry

Heizou: hey zuzu-

 Kazuha: hm?

 Scara: sighs knowing what’s about to happen

 Heizou: I- um, can you come here for a second?

 Kazuha: yeah sure love, what’s wrong?

 Heizou: hands gift with head down here’s your gift- I couldn’t get him until a few mins ago

 Kazuha: huh? looks into the gift and starts to cry Heizou- what is this?

 Heizou and Scara: merry Christmas zuzu

Kazuha wears glittery lipgloss and heizou didn't know so he went to work covered with glitter on his face

after everything Ei tries to reconcile how that would go…. Well, Scara would push her away and start crying and screaming at her while Heizou tries to comfort him and Kazuha starts to argue with her, then heizou would also start arguing with her because of what she did to scara and his friend

Heizou would like to be kissed on the cheek, Kazuha on the forehead, and Scara on the nose, heizou and kazuha kiss Scaramouche on the hands (specifically the palm) as a sign that they don't care about what he's done and that they love him sort of like ignoring what those hands have done to others kind of thing.

their on a date and aether and paimon have a commission there and kazuha eyes them like, 'you saw nothing, you fuck' While Heizou and Scara are kissing each other distracted, aether just walks away like, 'nope, not worth it’

After tomo’s death, Scara couldn’t forgive Raiden for what she did to Kazuha’s best friend

them stargazing while on the crux while the others are sleeping for the night

Scara: zuzu, can you count these stars?

 Kazuha: I mean I could try but it would be impossible

 Heizou: the day you count them all is the day Scara and I won’t love you anymore As Scara kisses Kazuha’s cheek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r51C5dhl-4k This song is scara crushing on his bfs

I feel like Scara and Heizou would be cuddling with each other and Kazuha would be like “aww how cute-“ then Beidou walks up to him and says “what’s so cute?” And catches him off guard, she also got a photo before she said that. Obviously. Kazuha yelps whenever Beidou scares him, waking Scara up and he’s all flustered now, But Heizou is too tired from work that he’s dead asleep

Scaramouche proposes on the spot of their first date

Valentine’s Day Heizou would go all out, Chocolates, cuddles, dates, kisses

Ningguang would secretly use her powers to clear her new stepson criminals of all charges

Heizou Scara and Kazuha would be on vacation in Liyue and Ningguang would have her servants clear a room for them

their wallpapers are all photos from dates

kazuhas is the type to post a photo of their partner eating and just say, 'i got myself some real beauties' meanwhile heizou/scara are like 'we look like shit in these??? What???', meanwhile kazuhas like, And Kazuha’s like ‘you look fine my lovelies’

Heizou would call Kazuha zuzu or leaf, Scara calls kazuha dove, Kazuha would call Heizou his detective and Scara would call Heizou zou or sweetheart. And I feel like Scara would let Kazuha and Heizou call him Kuni. I think Aether or someone would hear that and think it's normal and aether almost died

Aether: hey Kuni!

 Scara: what the fuck did you just call me?

Aether: Kuni?-

Kazuha holds Scara back while Heizou explains to Aether that only he and Kazuha can call him that and tell him to run

i think kazuha leaves cute lil post-it notes around with stuff like reminding scara to take his meds, reminding heizou to get rest, etc

Kazuha definitely has anxiety and whenever he has a panic attack Heizou and Scara drop everything to comfort him

heizou def is the cook out of them

Kazuha has a onesie of a cat and whenever Heizou saw him in it cuddling with Scara his nose bled

Scaramouche keeps small plushies of his bfs and cuddles them whenever their away, this applies to kazuha when he's on the Alcor

Beidou is scaras new mom figure which makes scara cry a bit because he's not used to having a good mom figure in his life

kazuha telling beidou that scara and heizou are gonna be staying on the ship for the first time, was an… interesting conversation 

Kazuha: mom- I mean Beidou?

 Beidou: yes sweetie? HE CALLED ME MOM

 Kazuha: can Uh- can Scara and Heizou stay on the ship?

 Beidou: don’t they have their own homes in Inazuma?

 Kazuha: well uh-

 Heizou: hey Kazuha’s mom I don’t think he mentioned this

 Kazuha: don’t say it heizou

 Scara: we’re actually dating now

 Beidou: I- what? Rebooting

 Kazuha: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TWO /// 

Scara: oh come on dove~ follows Kazuha to his room

 Kazuha: NOOOOOOOO

 Beidou: i- yeah sure you and Scara can stay as long as you want

 Heizou: thanks Kazuha’s mom!

If heizou wasn't home when the knights came, Scara would probably look through the window while telling Kazuha to hide, and once he figures out it’s the knights he hides with Kazuha and comforts him that it’s gonna be ok, Cuz I feel like Kazuha would have a panic attack whenever he knew it was the knights at the door. And Scara would muffle his cries with kisses and just cuddle him making sure he was ok with heizou would be getting a lot of urgent texts in the process. However, if they got in...

Woah, those knights are missing? Man, that's strange! Oh did you see these endangered plants? Yeah, you legally can't dig those up, cool huh?”

Scara: ‘Heizou, the knights are in the house and Kazuha is panicking. When will you be home?’

 Heizou: ‘I’ll be there asap, try to keep zuzu quiet as best as you can’ Scara: ‘if they find us I'm gonna kill them I swear to god’

heizou sighing (disappointed) before typing, 'go ahead if you need to, just plant some of those bushes over the bodies if you do’

Matching pajamas (Kazuha red Scara purple Heizou green) And they would each have a part of the different sets

Scaramouche has purple bunny slippers

the angels share has a dance thing and the bois decide to go, venti distracts diluc for the night whos bartending, after being paid in wine

They have one of those cheesy heart locket necklace things with the magnets

Heizou is a trans boi, and  painting his nails black makes them look more masculine, so when he's feeling dysphoric, kazu and scara paint his nails black to help a bit

Kazuha and scara kiss heizous top surgery scars before bed

kazuha doodles on scaras hands when he's bored and also colors in scaras tattoos

Kazuha teaches Heizou how to crochet

the first few times aether asks any of them to go out on commissions with him he gets so many death threats from the other(s) partner(s), scara def bitches abt being on those commissions btw, saying he'd rather be with his bfs

after scaras fall and after he fell into a coma Heizou taught him how to fight with a catalyst again

When Heizou and Kazuha were in school they would hide in one of the empty rooms and just cuddle during lunch

Scaramouche really likes winter and looks really cute in snow clothing so kazuha and heizou just stand back and smile while scara enjoys the snow

Kazuha: He's adorable, isn't he?

 Heizou: Of course.

Scara is definitely the shortest out of them12:03 AM], It goes Heizou Kazuha Scara then scara uses his e and is like,’no I’m taller’ and Kazuha and Heizou be like “of course you are sweetheart”

Heizou has really good puppy dog eyes and abuses the shit outta them Heizou: Kazuha, do I have to sleep

 Kazuha: yes Heizou, come join Scara and I 

Heizou: puppy eyes but I wanna stay upppp 

Kazuha: sigh fine, but only for another hour

He went on to stay up the rest of the night working on cases and Kazuha got angry with him the next day

heizou often passes out at his desk while doing a long case and kazuha just sighs, picks him up, and carries him to bed

Scara would have nightmares about what Raiden did to him and Kazuha and Heizou would have to comfort him, that's why they always hold him while they sleep because it makes scara feel safe, his head is in Kazuha’s chest, and Kazuhas holding him while Heizou is holding him from the back

When Heizou was in college for his degree he used to be on the track team for his school and Kazuha and Scara would root him on, he also won many trophies for his school

Heizou’s favorite animal is the deer (from his constellation) and so for his birthday Kazuha and Scara surprise him with a deer stuffed animal for when Kazuha was on the Alcor and Scara was traveling

For scaras birthday, since he doesn’t like sweet stuff, Kazuha and Heizou make him his favorite food instead of a cake

while scara was gone kazu and heizou are asleep on the couch, so when scara gets back he puts those teeny lil Santa hats on them cuz it's funny and they wake up with a scara on their chest and are confused af

their house would be big because scara has money from his work in the fatui

they name that kitten after tomo in his memory

scara has one of those cute bunny hats with paws you can press to make the ears go up (it kuromi themed) he hates wearing it in public but Heizou and Kazuha make him sometimes, he gets many kisses as a reward

You yknow the caress cheek animation from the sims 4? yeah kazuha does that to heizou

Before Heizou was on testosterone and still got periods, Kazuha and Scara would cuddle him until he felt better and promised him he was a real man And just whispered all types of gender-affirming stuff cuz he would be dysphoric

scara threatening some fatui grunts at a camp while kicking their asses and kazuha just goes 'babe! we'll be over here!' and Scaramouche smiles and goes, 'alright dove, I'll be over there in a sec!' then goes back to scary threats to the fatui guy

Kazuha would have a really good ASMR voice and would do that voice to make Heizou go to sleep, and while they're apart, kazuha will record him reading books to help his bfs fall asleep

after being away for a long time, scaramouche would just walk up to kazuha, hug him and go, 'home..' before closing his eyes and relaxing

when Kazuha is on the Alcor and Scara and Heizou are at home on a call trying to calm Kazuha down from something and Kazuha’s phone died they would start to panic until Kazuha called them back crying because he made them worry. And they would be like “no Zuzu it’s ok, we’re ok. Are you ok?”

heizou does a meow like cats do and the bois just awh over him

their kitten follows scaramouche around like a duck but loves to climb onto kazuhas shoulder like a bird, oh, and it hates Heizou for no reason

scaramouche steals all the hoodies and whenever their bfs want them back he'll just go 'idk what you're talking about, I don't steal hoodies.' while he's wearing haizous hoodie

Heizou has an obsession over energy drinks to stay up to do work and it got to the point where Kazuha and Scara had to hide them so Heizou would quit

Scara would get a small headache and Kazuha and Heizou would get all worried cuz of his coma

scara being one of those people where if you drink pickle juice it helps their headache and kazuha and heizou are so confused

On new years or whenever fireworks go off Heizou would be afraid of them and so Scara and Kazuha get him his headphones, his favorite snack and drink, and hide/cuddle with him in the closet

Heizou would be a blanket stealer, so scra and kazuha pile ontop of him because hes a human heater

scara is naturally cold so he always has his arms around his partners or are holding his partners hands to be warm

Kazuha loves being picked up by Heizou but will never admit it, even after being teased

#kazuheiscara #shikanoin heizou #kaedehara kazuha #scaramouche #the wanderer #genshin impact #friends headcanons #headcanons #collab ig? #idk man #capri stuff #i tagged that to just keep posts in line idk #gay #homosexual

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

requested my @misschanadlerbong

Mondler

who’s the cuddler: Definitely Chandler. He make have the whole "sarcastic mask" but deep down he's a cuddler. Especially since he had an unconventional childhood.

who makes the bed: Monica obviously. I don't see Chandler caring that much, unless he's planning a romantic surprise for Monica.

who wakes up first: Idk but I'm leaning towards Monica. She just seems like an early bird to me.

who has the weird taste in music: Probably Chandler, tho I do see him having a mix of "basic" and "weird" music. I could see him listening to Cotto Eyed Joe, just like Nick Miller.

who is more protective: Chandler but Monica can be just as protective.

who sings in the shower: Chandler

who cries during movies: Both but Chandler wold never admit it. Ik that the only time he cried was with Roschel in canon, but i can sometimes see him crying when it comes to love stories.

who spends the most while out shopping: Monica, but whenever Chandler comes along, he'll probably want to buy the most stuff or he'll just not care that much (it's 50/50)

who kisses more roughly: Monica if she ever gets jealous

who is more dominate: Both are equally in control.

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 100000/10

Literally the healthiest, sweetest, funniest, most well developed ship in tv history. I love them 😍.

#f.r.i.e.n.d.s #my headcanons #friends headcanons #mondler #otp: my prince #otp: my soulmate

[locke-writes]

May I request some headcanons of what being an actress and dating Joey Tribbiani (Friends) would include, please? Thank you so much!!

You meet when you’re both cast in the same play

He’s somewhat of a big name already, at least among some New York actors, because he’s on a soap opera which is usually some actors big break

The two of you don’t really have many scenes together in total but enough that it requires the two of you to run lines together often

Which gives Joey enough of an excuse to flirt with you, and gives you enough chances to turn him down

There’s no denying he’s cute and that you absolutely would go out with him, but this is a job and you don’t want feelings to get mixed up with work

But honestly Joey gets it, he gets not wanting to screw up a part that could be your big break so he lays off the flirting for a while

Still runs lines with you whenever he gets the chance without an ulterior motive now, and slowly conversations stop being about the play and end up more about his life or your life

Friendship comes easily for the two of you and you’re encouraging of each other, congratulating each other after every performance and good review

The play was only running for a limited number of performances, six weeks in total and when it’d done, after the cast party finishes, Joey asks you out again

He finishes his question by saying that he waited until the play was done so that since you two aren’t working together it’s not dating a current cast member

You grin the entire time waiting for him to finish but you made up your mind to say yes the moment he began his question

Everyone knows about you already because Joey’s been talking about you non-stop

When you meet them after a few dates, they all feel like they know you which is great since it was a little overwhelming meeting them all at once

Phoebe takes a liking to you right away after you start asking about her songs

And Chandler is surprised when you comment sarcastically to something that he says

Dates for you and Joey range from dinner’s at restaurants around the city, hockey games, hanging out at Central Perk, or on some occasions, just stopping by on sets during lunch

Because you’re both actors you often work on audition pieces together as it’s relatively safe to assume that you’ll both have an idea of what a casting director wants

Supporting one another when either of you gets cast in something no matter how big or small the part

There’s been more than one time that Joey’s asked to go on dates in character while he’s trying to figure one out for something

It’s a little odd but the two of you have learned to make a game of it

Sometimes you go out on double dates with other members of the gang

Stealing Joey’s clothing sometimes and then finding out later on it’s a piece of costuming he took from a part

When the two of you end up living together there’s a lot of decorating with props from things you’ve been in

Do not doubt that on your anniversary he will flirt with you, or write in an anniversary card, lines from the play that you were doing when you met

Joey’s always had his speeches for awards planned out because he knows he wants a list of who to thank. The night he asked you out and you said yes, he revised all of them to include you in them

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#locke writes #friends #Joey Tribianni #friends headcanons #joey tribianni headcanons

[spooky-cat-and-corgi-girl]

Hey there! I have funny headcanon that I like to share so since Jack is 6 feet tall I like to think he bonks his head a lot when he's too tall in some rooms

Cool!!

#One of my characters (Neon) does that on a daily basis. Just Neon chooses to be 10ft tall on a daily basis. #Friends Headcanons #Cat Ask #Author Cat’s Gameshow #The Walten Files

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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

#I have more ideas in my head #but I didn't want to make the post too long #might repost later #might write a small fanfic off of this #I actually don't have life360 but my friend does and I'm basing this off of how she interacts with her mom #batfamily #batfam #headcanon #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #cardinal tim drake #stephanie brown #spoiler

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

Ones hands can tell the story of how they’ve lived… and how far they have come.

I’m a sucker for Good Dad Splinter ever since I watched TMNT ‘03. That rat was gifted sapience and his immediate instinct was kindness. I love that for him.

Rise Splinter lived a rollercoaster of a life, but as a Hollywood star he remembered the names of all his stunt guys and coworkers, and as a prisoner he cared for the rat that shared his cell. His sons are very close and physically affectionate, I think that says something about how he cares? That’s just how I like to headcanon him :)

It’s interesting to explore the idea that a seemingly monstrous transformation is what pushed him to be a kinder human

#rottmnt #rise splinter #rottmnt comic #rise donnie #rise mikey #rise leo #rise raph #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #I also headcanon that he’s got an online sewing group #he needs a friend like 03 Splinter’s interdimensional gladiator daimyo bff #t*cest dni

[hayleythesugarbowl]

CHANDLER HCS PLEASE 🙏😭 i know you have some pretty popular Joey hcs and i would love some for Chandler Bing i love him so much thank you in advance

chandler bing x reader headcanons

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a/n: happy to give you the chandler content you deserve. i imagine this to take place in s1. hope you enjoy!! 💌🍒

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dating chandler would include…

so when he first saw you he thought you were way out of his league 

but joey convinced him to ask you out 

and you found his awkwardness adorable 

but you had to say ‘yes, I’ll go out with you’ a few times before he believed you 

‘are you sure? because don’t worry if you’re rejecting me, i’m good at this part.’

he took you to an aquarium for your first date because he had free tickets

(‘you know, i’ve never really seen the appeal of these things. i mean, do you think in another world fish go pay to see us walk around in our homes?’ you laughed at that.)

and one of the tanks broke and soaked you both

after giving you his jacket and walking you back to your apartment he said:

‘let me guess, you’ll call me?’

‘what? you think one wet, fishy date is going to stop me from seeing you again?’

‘from your tone im guessing no, in which case I’m thrilled and I’ll call you as soon as i get to my apartment.’

you kissed him as he stood there blushing 

and you were all he could talk about for weeks. 

he found ways to bring you up in every conversation 

‘speaking off coffee, you know (y/n)…” 

he loves cuddling with you

and watching tv in his chair together

which started because joey didn’t want anyone else siting in his chair 

he brags about you all the time to his friends

Joey flirts with you whenever you go back to chandler’s apartment 

but it’s all in good fun and joey is thrilled to see chandler so happy 

chandler asks you for fashion advice constantly 

‘ok be honest: do i look like my grandmother in this?’

he gets so easily flustered like 😫 ajhfsfagajslf 

‘you’re so sexy’

‘i—you—you think I’m sexy? i mean, um, i—i just made it un-sexy didn’t i?’

he even quit smoking for you 

he needs reassurance that you love him and that he’s good enough for you all the time 

when you’re at work or he’s at work he calls you literally every hour just to say ‘hi’

he asks Rachel and Monica and Phoebe for advice on how to please you 

you become really close with all of his friends and they love you so much 

chandler can always make you smile or laugh even on your worst days 

and he enjoys doing so

you play with his hair all the time

‘my parents? are you sure we don’t want to go see your family for the holidays?’

he said i love you first 

and then panicked that you weren’t going to say it too, as he tried to backtrack 

but you assured him that you loved him so much 

when you first started going out, he knew that he really liked you 

but as time went on he found himself falling more and more in love with you 

and that scared him 

until he realized that he was ready. that he wanted to be in a long-term relationship with you

maybe spend the rest of his life with you 

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope this is what you wanted. i love writing for chandler so much. also rip matthew perry 🤍

#chandler bing #chandler bing x reader #chandler bing headcanons #f•r•i•e•n•d•s #friends headcanons #friends imagines #fanfiction #fanfic #reader insert #x reader #headcanon #matthew perry

[lanawinterscigarettes]

How the Friends characters would react to you coming out as trans

A/N: these are kinda short but I hope you guys like them anyway <3

Warnings: none, this is purely good feels fluff

Monica Geller

"Aw, that's great, sweetie"

She'd give you a big hug and tell you how proud she is of you before going into the kitchen to make your favorite meal as a form of celebration

"Now, what would you like? Whatever you want, I'll make"

Rachel Green

"Congratulations, honey! I'm so glad you felt comfortable enough to tell me"

Her reaction would be a lot like Monica's honestly

If this is when she still worked at the coffeeshop, she'd end up bringing you a (free) cup of coffee and a muffin

"Don't worry about it sweetie, it's on the house"

Phoebe Buffay

"Oh, wow, that is so cool! Good for you!"

She'd be the most enthusiastic out of all of them, and she'd want to know everything about your experience in being trans (although some of her questions may be a bit...odd, to say the least)

"Alright, so would you describe your gender as a wavy flower, or more of a sturdy tree?"

Chandler Bing

"I'm surprised people even have genders in this economy"

Yeah, he'd make a joke about it at first, but he'd also be genuinely proud of you for telling him, and would say so later on

"Hey, I'm proud that you had the guts to tell me that"

Joey Tribbiani

"I'm gonna be completely honest- I have no idea what that is"

You'd end up having to explain what being trans is to him, to which he'd probably reply with something like, "Oh, so you're, like, a gender swapper! Yeah, my sister knows one of them!"

He's got the right spirit, even if he is a little confused lol

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Taglist: @anxiously-sad @iloveentrapta @ghot-girl @your-next-daydream

#friends #friends imagines #friends x reader #friends headcanons #friends hcs #monica geller #monica geller imagines #monica geller x reader #monica geller fluff #rachel green #rachel green imagines #rachel green x reader #rachel green fluff #phoebe buffay #phoebe buffay imagines #phoebe buffay x reader #phoebe buffay fluff #chandler bing #chandler bing imagines #chandler bing x reader #chandler bing fluff #joey tribbiani #joey tribbiani imagines #joey tribbiani x reader #joey tribbiani fluff

[apparentlytheproblem]

e n e m i e s t o l o v e r s t r o p e - p r o m p t l i s t

these are prompt lists which im so excited to do and share in the future and i hope my list only grows :)

-ˏˋ. dialogue ˊˎ-

"As if you would ever cross my fucking mind."

"fuck you" "when"

“He so likes her.”

“I don’t mind wasting time on you.”

“I feel the opposite of hate…towards you.”

“I feel things…”

"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you"

“I might need more.”

“I’m not…used to feeling this way, okay?”

“Oh - don’t fucking do that.”

"shut up and kiss me"

"such a pretty liar mhmm"

“Took you long enough.”

“We might have been wrong.”

"what did you do"

“What the fuck is your problem?

"where the hell is he?"

"you want me?" "you know i do"

"stop crying"

"stop acting as if you're royalty, join reality."

"this is so wrong-"

-ˏˋ. scenarios ˊˎ-

both of them are in forced proximity because of a crowd rush

internal conflict of being enemies with benefits

fake dating to get someone of their back

enemies but they are shivering and the other offers their hoodie

they make fun of eachother just to keep their attention

they have to work together and they hit a realization on how its not too bad

injured and goes to them to fix up their wounds as they have no where else to go

cant stand that they're ignoring them

#harry potter headcanon #harry potter preferences #writing prompts #story prompt #story ideas #writing inspiration #writing prompt #story prompts #dialogue prompts #otp prompts #journal prompts #writing ideas #enemies to lovers #enemies au #enemies with benefits #enemies to friends trope #enemies to friends to lovers #prompts list #prompts please #prompts writing #prompts open

[demigods-posts]

i think grover pointing out to percy that annabeth's yankee's cap is the only thing she has of her godly parent makes percy realize how important it is for demigods to have symbols of their parents with them. and i would really love to see it all come full circle when percy battles with ares later on in season one, and after he wins, he demands that ares leave them alone so they can return the bolt and that he gives clarisse another spear to make up for the one he broke. which would be an amazing way to set up percy and clarisse's 'i have a lot of respect for you/you're an annoying bitch that i tolerate/if anyone messes with you, i'll cut them' trope for later seasons.

#pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv predictions #percy and clarisse are best friends who hate each other in public to keep up their reputation but actually care very deeply for one another #pjo headcanon #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #percy jackson #clarrise la rue

[undertheredhood]

any dc character: *confessing something about their past they kept hidden out of fear/shame*

their batfam bff who had already known for a while and is now desperately trying to hide that they knew the truth this entire time: “oh, wow! that is so crazy, i am so sorry you had to go through that.”

#batman #batfamily #batfam #batfamily shenanigans #batfamily headcanons #they’re just trying hard to pretend they didn’t do a full background check right after meeting their teammate/friend #they get the paranoia from their dad #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #barbara gordon #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #being adopted by a furry is fun until you inherit all of his trust issues #at least he’s rich though! #random dc character: my parent is a villain and i became a hero to stop them! #batfam character: oh wow i am so shocked right now

[lvrxly]

dbf!simon who loves the size difference between the two of you. the constant burning stare that lingers after you hug him hello, he can't get over how his arms are as big as your waist.

"it's so good to finally see you again, y/n" he says against the top of your head, his arms wrapped around your waist as the two of you sway side to side in the doorway. after he pulls away his gaze lingers on your body as you walk away to speak with your father. he can't stop thinking about how his entire hand could engulf that little wrist of yours. or how your fingers would barely connect once wrapped around his cock.

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dbf!simon who loves to tease you whenever you sit next to him at the dinner table, his tatted hands gripping the flesh of your thigh, kneading and caressing your skin just enough to make you squirm.

"you gotta keep quiet for me babydoll, can't have anyone gettin' suspicious.." he whispers into your ear while no one is looking, his fingers slowly sliding north as his hand makes its way to your panties under your skirt.

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dbf!simon who would fuck you hard and fast, whispering and babbling dirty little praise phrases as he watches his cock bully in and out of your little cunt.

"so fuckin' perfect for me lovie..fuck..taking this cock so well, yeah?" his fist full of your hair as your face in pressed into the pillow, his other hand gripping your hip with such a force there will definitely be bruises left in its wake.

"taking your dads best friends cock? yeah? you like your men a little older huh? fuck baby..like your men with some experience under their belt? yeah i know you do.."

#i need him so bad #simon ghost riley #ghost smut #dads best friend #simon riley smut #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x you #cod headcanons #cod x reader