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cuntygeorgeharrison · 13 days

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🗣‼️IMPORTANT MEETING RN‼️🗣

Let's get together and talk about how hot George is at our table!!!

#george harrison #very important meeting #gossip table #real talk

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shiftythrifting · 1 year

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1. and 2. Charmingly ugly walrus sculpture

3. A real telephone table!!

4. Wine glass I looked at respectfully

5. Martini glass for cat people

6. Adorable little clay house that came home with me

All items from farmers market and Goodwill in central Florida.

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #housewares #decor #walruses #gossip table #furniture

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theabyssgazesalsointoyou · 9 days

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i really like the idea of the squip squad being super awkward ‘friends’ right after the squipcident because it’s like. whether you like it or not we have a bond from going through all this crazy shit together and you guys are the only people who understand what i’m going through and there’s just a lot to sort out. they hang out together but they’re not really friends. most of them hate each other and there is so much awkward history between them but they don’t really have a choice so they just begrudgingly tolerate it. somewhere along the way they manage to actually become friends but they absolutely hated each other at first lmao what i’m saying is the squip squad exposure therapied themselves into becoming a ‘found family’ and that is just so funny to me

#the 8 of them just sitting together at the lunch table in absolute silence #christine and occasionally brooke are the only people to try to start a conversation that falls flat in 30 seconds #jeremy only gives one-word answers when the question is directed at him #jake halfheartedly picks it up just to be nice only to go stone cold when rich says something #chloe is sitting at the furthest edge of the table in complete silence and nobody is willing to acknowledge her #jenna throws out some gossip that nobody’s really interested in but relieved to hear anyway #until michael announces the bell is about to ring and everyone just scatters #repeat for 2 weeks nobody's on speaking terms but they know about each others' personal lives to the tiniest detail #repeat for a month there’s some casual small talk going on #somewhere along the way a group chat is made and they’re hanging out outside of school and they actually enjoy each other’s company #but no one knows how it happened #they are so weird nothing about their friendship is natural #bmc #be more chill #squip squad

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juju-le-toilet · 1 year

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The Wives™ (Tighnari, Cyno, Kaveh, Alhaitham) headcanon

Everyone thinks Cynonari are the CUTEST couple in Teyvat. Nobody knows they're both too shy and always get super flustered when trying to confess and so they aren't actually together. Yet, of course.

Everybody thinks Kavetham should GET👏TOGETHER👏AND👏MAKE👏OUT👏ALREADY.👏 ,,,,,,they've been married for 5 years–

#pushing my Sumeru Bois are called The Wives™ agenda #theyre like silly old wives sitting around that table and gossiping #The Wives™#amen #cynonari #kavetham #cynari #haikaveh #cyno #tighnari #kaveh #alhaitham #yurrrrrr slay #headcanon

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absolutebl · 1 year

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This Week in BL - It’s My Birthday!

April 2023 Wk 4

Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying most.

Ongoing Series - Thai

Step By Step (Thai Tues WeTV & Gaga) ep 2 of 10 (MDL says 12, but Gaga says 10) - Baby made a friend! Yay. I hope they stay friends. Up looks so good. Also, drama with exes! Excellent. This is awful grown up for a BL, esp a pulp. I think it may be more just a gay office romance than BL, but I love it no matter what.

La Pluie (Sat iQIYI) ep 1 of 10 - I love it. Strange premise to get at the fated mates trope but it stars one of my top picks to get his own BL. Been waiting since TT2 for this boy to feature. Tai is cute. It’s good. Except the singing. But we can’t have it all.

Our Skyy 2 (Star in My Mind) eps 3-4 - Dao is THE MOST SPOILED. But clearly Kluen prefers it that way. This was cute, but frankly a little bit boring. Kluen is clearly Thai for whipped. 8/10

Future (Thai Sun YouTube & Gaga) ep 5 of 6 - they added an additional ep because, why not? It’s a soap not a story, it doesn’t matter. MOAR softness for usssss! Drama llama boys continue to be overdramatic to the point of melodramatic to the point of ludicrous-dramatic.

Pastsenger (Thai Weds Gaga) ep 8 of 12 eps - This is not as good as My Engineer but Marc makes for a much better pair with Cooper. It’s still not great but hey… and then HE PICKED UP A GUITAR. NOOOOOO!!!!!

A Boss and a Babe (Fri YouTube) ep 9 of 12 - Is that a character in a GMMTV show actually trying to communicate? Say it isn’t so! Did you notice in order to calm Cher down Gun dropped to pom to put them on a more equal footing? Sweet. Cher is a tiny idiot for taking the blame for some random other coworker. Why? Omg this show.

The Promise (Thai Weds YT & WeTV) ep 6 of 10 - So it was a real serious total kiss kiss with both very drunk. And that’s why he ran? Sigh. This show sucks. How can we root for this couple especially when the faen fatal (Boss) is THAT HOT and so sweet. (To be fair I can’t decide if I want Boss or his outfits more). Phu should just not come back, who needs him? So they really are going to just keep drawing this one premise out the whole show?

Tin Tam Jai (Tues Gaga & iQIYI) ep 9 of 10 - yawn

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

Our Dining Table AKA Bokura no Shokutaku (Japan Thurs Gaga) ep 4 of 10 - They are cutest EVER - charming and awkward and sweet. I love the way the state of the food is used as an illustration for the state of the emotions of the characters. The loneliness of heating up a solitary meal bought from a convenience store in the microwave. The joy of memory of shared meals. What a lovely show.

The Eighth Sense (Korea Weds Viki) eps 9-10fin - To be honest, I was dreading this one. JH is such a first-time love bebe. I liked how realistic everybody’s behavior was to the university age bracket. We even got some proper boyfriends phase which is too damn cute for words. I do not think that JW should have made up with his evil friend. I love the way JW’s shoulders relax the moment he sees JH. This was really good show...

One of the longest BLs Korea has given us and (like Blueming) it feels more atmospheric gay coming of age romance than strictly BL. It’s got a bit of an age gap, country boy/city boy, stellar acting, complex characters, and leads with good chemistry and tension. It’s a bit chewy and sticky and less perfect than most KBLs (do I detect a touch of Taiwan?). This one deployed BL tropes (messy eater, shoulder sleep, protective seme, there’s even some hyung-slinging) but front loaded them, with tons angst driving the 2nd half. This isn’t in the KBL bubble, there’s sharp edges and lots of triggers. For a BL the darkness of the content left me feeling unsettled but it did have a glorious ending and that counts for a lot. 9/10 HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Happy Merry Ending (Korea Thurs Gaga) eps 1-2 of 8 - No shade (ha!) but I do think Leo would have been better in the role of the singer (SJ) but I’m okay with Dongwon. JH is a nice flirty bit of sunshine. SJ is clearly the most anxiety-riddled socially awkward broken baby evers. I’m not sure about this kinda angst, it’s not really my thing especially on the back of The Eighth Sense. Look, I’ve never been one for a fixer-upper. We shall see, I guess? This is the beauty of KBL, so short most of the time that it’s low commitment no matter my reservations.

My Story (Pinoy Sat YouTube) ep 3 of 10 - it’s fine I guess?

Naked Dinner AKA Zenra Meshi (Japan Fri Gaga) ep 3 of 12 - I guess the fetish matches are finding each other? How v Japan. Of course I like the conversation about names and protocols.

It’s Airing But ...

Love Syndrome (Thai Sat WeTV) stopped at ep 2 of 12 - I’m just not into any aspect of it (except Lee Long Shi and I can watch him in Tin Tem Jai) - saving to binge if the end is solid.

Venus in the Sky (Sat YouTube) pilot/tester?) 0 of 10 - not entirely sure what’s up with this one distribution-wise, but the pilot was classic university-set pulp. I hope it happens because the leads are cute with good chemsitry and I thought it was fun. However, this pilot holds together as its own little short too.

Make a Wish (Thai Weds ?) stars Fluke Natouch (OhmFluke UWMA etc...) & Judo (The Miracle Of Teddy Bear) in a medical-fantasy. About a doctor who sees ghosts and a deity who resides in a Bodhi tree that earns merits whenever he fulfills a wish, based on a y-novel by Sammon (Manner of Death, Triage). Same as above.

Stormy Honeymoon (Vietnam) - I’m tired of these characters

In Case You Missed It

Star Hunter dropped all their trailers for 2023 on their YT channel. Bit late in the year IMHO. Nothing really stuck out.

Big Dragon the movie = more of the same

True Moon = yet another loosely disguised attempt at the 2 Moons franchise?

Flirt Milk = standard pulp fodder, but they are cute

Acadex = The Eclipse + Destiny Seeker + Harry Potter 4 + The CW, as a movie that may not be BL

Sunset Vibes = Big Dragon pair as a one night stand but “uh-oh he’s my boss!” I’m game. Maybe it’ll have a better story? Maybe it will have a plot? Maybe... oh who am I kidding. It’ll be high heat and that’s about all we can hope for.

City of Stars AKA Fueangnakorn = An actor falls in love with a programmer and the narrative intends to “explore the ramifications of being public figure in the social network era who must endure critics, bullying, and defamation.” Looks like another Lovely Writer/Call It What You Want sort of thing.

The biggest shocker is how few they fielded of their original BL stable.

ALSO:

Love Senior = SOTUS but make it GL (I’m not mad about this one, it’s about flipping time. But it’s GL so I won’t track it, although I will watch it.)

Next Week Looks Like This:

Coming in May 2023:

5/1 House of Stars (Thai iQIYI) - An LGBTQ actor in love with an actor from another company, plus other wanna be stars all trapped in a doom house together.

5/4 Love Mate (Korea Viki) 8 eps- Office romance between a team leader and a new employee who agree to date for 3 months to find true love, from the makers of Our Dating Sim.

5/18 - Starstruck (Korea ????) - A boy has had a crush on his childhood friend for a long time. Stars Zuho (Kpop SF9 - noted Good Egg) opposite rookie actor Kim In Sung (as the one with the crush).

5/27 The Luminous Solution (Thai ????) 10 eps - Thana is having trouble at work and in his relationship. He can't seem to catch a break. So he makes a wish to change everything. But every wish has a price.

2023 forthcoming BL master post (see comments, some are inaccurate, NOT KEPT UPDATED)

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

I do like a tie (or nametag) grab kiss. (Boss & Babe)

Our Skyy 2 SIMM ep summing it all up and reviewing itself.

Future the series, I like this reverse claiming thing. So cute.

The boyfriends eps are the BEST eps. The Eighth Sense.

I WANT BOSS’S OUTFITS.

My favorite, “there is only one bed but we slept together on the floor anyway.” (The Promise)

Now that is a claim that MUST be proved.

Loves the little babies with their killer communication style.

What do I always say about a BL that reviews itself? All from Destiny Seeker. (I’m getting caught up, I’ll post a review of the series when I’m done.)

(last week)

Current Kpop earworm? UO’s Restart

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kedsandtubesocks · 9 months

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I am …literally infested with thoughts of Gojo going to one of your family events or cook outs and just walking out of there knowing more family gossip than you do because of course he manages to charm all your aunts or get in good with the older relatives who end up adoring him

#I’m just picturing leaving to go grab another plate or help with something and he flat out isn’t where your left him #and you come to find out it’s because he’s already sitting at the aunties or señoras table gossiping with them #honestly would be a HIT with all your younger cousins too #I need to be tied to some TRAIN TRACKS 🤡#gojo 🩵

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derek-draws-stuff · 2 months

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Weird idea that I randomly thought up.

I feel like Connie’s reaction of the Boston massacre would be a little surprised but he’d be chill about it.

In Table History: French Onion Taxes, Connecticut casually gets a text from Mass about the massacre. He shows slight worry but it’s basically just casual mentioning.

Since I’m crazy I’m gonna take this as intentional, so I’m just gonna guess that Mass went to Connecticut first after the massacre was just like ‘hey Conn, help me create some propaganda about this’, and Connecticut was like ‘sure, why not’

Conclusion. One; they’re friends at least. And two; Connie’s chill about the Boston Massacre.

Thanks for listening to my random ass idea/headcanon thing :)

#I’m ranting idk #fun! :3 #Mass and Conn besties?#bawston massacah #Virginia is just so done in that episode #he’s done with everything in every table history episode #Mass casually texts Connie about very important stuff #then Connie gossips about it or something #wttt #welcome to the table #ben brainard #table history #wttt massachusetts #wttt connecticut #wttt connie

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spiriteddreams · 1 year

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the demo was so good omg?? the animation?? interactions with characters?? the gossip?? loved it so much

like look at them all happy!! love that hyv has shown us real footage of the three of them gossiping LMAO and cyno staring lovingly at his boyfriend

then the man himself NOM HE LOOKS SO GOOD MMMMMMM look at those eyes

i repeat. look at those eyes. now.

this is so funny?? for what?? the 4 of them sitting at a table together and throwing jabs at al-haitham while he sits there and simply doesn’t give a damn

and these two screenshots omg i love them hehe. cyno and tighnari my fav cute lil couple sharing a look (tm) with each other, utterly unamused. and then there’s kaveh with his flamboyant dramatics he’s such a character i can’t wait for his character to be released

the demo was so good and i’m really excited for 3.4 to come out tomorrow even though i won’t be home until like 10:30pm tomorrow and maintenance ends at like 8pm pst 😩😩

#genshin impact #cyno 🤝 tighnari 🤝 kaveh - gossiping about al-haitham #look at them all sitting together at the table with wine and genius invokation tcg how cute lol #spirit rambles

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