#gothamite

[caffine-addict-living-in-gotham]

My friend was playing sims and he named a character red hood. So this morning he yelled "HOLY SHIT RED HOOD IS PREGNANT"

Jason Todd was also in the academy library with us. (He likes to talk to our history teacher) and he almost had a stroke hearing that.

Almost killed him for real this time. (Did he actually fake his death the first time?? Or did he come back?? Because I swear to God. It feels like he came back from the dead somethings-)

#only in gotham #gothamite #only in gotham rp #gotham #batman #red hood #jason todd

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 45 (Masterlist)

(Part 46)

@bruciemilf it’s been months bestie but it’s tradition

If you follow me on my main, you know I haven’t actually been gone. I’ve just been on a few side quests. I’m also being fought over by two companies rn so that’s fun (and completely stressful, please I’m just a 22yo teenage girl) but we’re BACK for a limited time! Idk I’ve got like at least five parts in my drafts so let’s see what happens.

TOODLES

#a wild battinson #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #dc universe #battinson needs a hug #gotham #soft bruce wayne #social media au #social media #gothamite #only in gotham #gotham city #dc #jason todd #give Battinson a child 2k24 #IT’S 2k24 NOW OH LORD #lex luthor

[mikeluciraphgabe]

I think there should be more fics about Gothamites talking back to the bats - specifically Batman

“Get inside” “you’re not my dad”

“Stop trying to fight the joker, PLEASE” “fuck you, I do what I want”

“The streets aren’t safe tonight” “bro it’s Thursday, one of chillest days. Please shut the fuck up about telling me about gotham like I wasn’t born here thanks”

#i think it’s funny #gothamite #only in gotham #gotham #gotham city #Batman #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne batman #bruce wayne #dick Grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas

[waynefamilyreactions]

#only in gotham #gothamit #gothamite #batman #batkids #batfamily #faketweet #tweetlikeabatbrat

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Red Hood, after being kidnapped and stripped of his guns: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Random Gothamite, who was also kidnapped: I think you mean cards.

Batman, long suffering: They do not.

Red Hood, pulling out knives: I did not.

#dc comics #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote gen #dc #dc universe #dcu #jason todd #bruce wayne #Batman #red hood #only in Gotham #gothamite #Gotham

[ev-arrested]

Imagining clicking on a Snapmap hotspot in a superhero city and it’s just shit like this lmao

Inspired by this thread

#anyway reblog w ur own edits i need to start a collection #batman #superman #nightwing #young justice #metropolis #gotham #bludhaven #gothamite #dc comics #dc memes #batman memes #my adventures with superman #ev-arrested #only in gotham

[gothamite-shenanigans]

thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg

anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident

#I'M SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED BRO HOW DO I FACE HIM AFTER I SAID THAT??? #i would rather live in metropolis #AND NIGHTWING BROUGHT IT UP LATER THAT NIGHT I'M GOING TO KMS #he was like “so i heard you like potato chips...” OOPS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING YEP #gotham #gothamite #only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #only in gotham #dc rp #dc rp blog #gotham oc #gotham rp #rp

[gothamgothic]

One of the "blob ghosts" snuck into my bag - I found out when I went looking for one of my notebooks. Thankfully my sociology professor is as blind as a bat (Not a GREAT phrase to use at Gotham U. but still)

He likes my thermos... (I was looking forward to that soup)

At least the little guy is polite enough not to mess with my medications.

You do you, little gloopy buddy. Enjoy the free ride, I guess.

#My phone bugs out when taking pics of them - #Not sure why it does that #dp x dc #only in gotham rp #gotham city #gothamite

[chocymolk]

Stephanie Brown my beloved

#batfam #batgirl #batfam fanart #batman #dc comics #dc fanart #stephanie brown #stephanie brown fanart #batgirl fanart #gothamite #gotham city #fanart #dc spoiler #spoiler dc #dc robin

[queerheremydepressionissevere]

I love when the Riddler or Poison Ivy are loose, because it’s the only time the skills my mother insisted on come in handy. Can my sisters or I cook or drive? Absolutely not, but I can solve riddles and shoot a bow and identify things in nature like it’s NOTHING.

#just gotham things #only in gotham #gothamite #summer in gotham #the essential skills only #who needs to know how to drive #gotham be like #life in gotham #onlyingotham #raising gothamites #poison ivy #riddler

[caffine-addict-living-in-gotham]

"If I am not touching Bernard, I will shrivel up and die" --Tim drake.

Please take me away, I cannot third wheel anymore.

#only in gotham #gothamite #only in gotham rp #gotham #batman #red robin #bernard dowd #timbern #tim drake

[emo-batboy]

A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)

Part 44 (Masterlist)

(Part 45)

Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)

@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’

Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D

#a wild battinson #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #dc universe #battinson needs a hug #gotham #soft bruce wayne #gothamite #only in gotham #gotham city #social media au #social media #superman #clark kent #lex luthor #metropolis #a wild superguy #the daily planet #daily planet #superbat

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gothamites are the most unserious people ever. They put crime lords in their happy meals.

#dc #dc comics #comics #comic books #batman comics #batman 2016 #gotham city #world building #media analysis #media commentary #funny #humor #batburger #red hood #the red hood #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batman #batman characters #comic analysis #gotham #gothamite #lore

[goth-in-gotham]

Me waking up at 2 am at my first night in Gotham to sirens and my roommate calmly pulls a GAS MASK from under her bed

#WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS CITY #I ASKED MY ROOMMATE AND THEY JUST SAID “SCARECROW” #WHO #THE F U C K #IS SCARECROW???? #dc oc #gotham rp #gothamite #only in gotham rp #gotham memes #dc memes #dc rp memes

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Black Bat, after scaring a civilian: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three?

Black Bat: One... two... three.

Random Gothamite, whose lost years off their life: ...

Black Bat, not sorry: ...

Black Bat: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

#dc comics #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote gen #dc #dc universe #dcu #cass #only in Gotham #gotham #gothamite #cass wayne #cassandra wayne #cass cain #cassandra cain #black bat

[carol-in-au]

Gothamite 1: I think Jason is Bruce's biological son.

Gothamite 2: What? Why?

G1: Look at them. A little too in the nose, don't you think? Or he just found another black-haired kid and thought to add him to the collection?

G2: I mean... he's Bruce Wayne. He might have.

G1: Nope, he sleeps around a lot. He's his. He just didnt want to admit it because he was barely legal when he had him. And dont get me started on the next one.

G2: Tim? He doesn't even look like Bruce, pal. Stop this.

G1: He took after his mother is all. Why would Bruce Wayne make him CEO of his company at 17 if he wasn't his bio kid? But he can't admit he had an affair with the neighbour.

G2: Heh okay at least Damian is actually his bio kid so-

G1: Ha you sweet summer child. Damian is Dick's and they're covering it up.

#watch bernard being gothamite 1 #batman #gothamite #gotham #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #jason todd #bruce wayne