My daughter just asked if she could sleep with my Sebastian Stan blanket. And she was caught kissing my pillow. Hubby stared at me as if it was somehow my fault.
Until I reminded him that he bought me that stuff.
I love that Sam showed up in a mesh shirt with an earring nobody’s seen before and told us to prepare to be fucked up like he wasn’t actively causing fucked up as he spoke.
imagine working for an entire fucking decade to get pardons secured for pirates and like three months after the most devastating circumstances possible cause you to finally give up on that dream Benjamin Hornigold of all people shows up with the union jack up his ass yelling through a fucking funnel that King George is letting him issue pardons to anyone he wants now. like yah I would also sail directly into a hurricane after that
The last time Izzy said “your boyfriend” to Ed was so cruel and this time it was kind. And he mocked Ed in his silk robe, and now he’s telling him to let the leathers go if it feels right. Izzy gets it now.
Bro I think my cat chewed my charger cable and I didn’t notice and I plugged it into my Switch and now my Switch is error boot looping and look at him he doesn’t even care about my feelings.