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paintaboveyourbones · 15 days

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Shout out to Marius’ wang for just flapping in the wind through all this.

#marius de romanus #vampire chronicles #anne rice #this is a pro Marius blog btw #he’s so old and crusty and dumb - I love him #marius tvc #mael tvc #tvc #the vampire lestat #tvc reread

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bl4ckth0rn3 · 3 months

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Okay no fuck you guys it is 2am and I am gonna fucking rant cuz, respectfully, some of y'all are being so dumb. Like i get that different opinions are valid but the opinions are wrong and they're fuckin annoying as shit. More than anything, the criticism of the tv show changing details from the story is starting to really fucking piss me off.

1) the book is told from Percy’s perspective - there is NO WAY of making an adaptation 100% faithful from that because you don’t have insight into when he starts noticing when something’s wrong. To me, going into it knowing that Aunty Em was Medusa or Crusty was Procrustus made so much more sense. Not just because it made sense for the audience but also because we got to see how the characters acted in that situation.

2) PLUS, Percy is the definition of unreliable narrator. We finally see this shit from outside his dumbass-12-year-old-boy brain

3) if i see one more fucking comment about the solstice deadline passing I am gonna start throwing shit. It ADDED A NEW DIMENSION. It made it seem like all their work up until that point had been hopeless which was SO POWERFUL and gave us real insight into Percy's fucking resilience. Fuck yall.

4) the pearls as well. Not being funny, but that was literally one of the greatest changes. Wanna know why, fucknuts? BECAUSE the story wasn't just from Percy's POV which meant that we got more of Sally's backstory w Poseidon which means it makes sense that he would want to save her. He loves her.

5) the story is nearly 20 years old. Let Rick update it and write it the way he wants to write it in 2024. (Prime example: Medusa = still a villain, but acknowledged as a victim)

6) ABOVE ALL, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT THIS ADAPTATION WAS STAYING TRUE TO THE CHARACTERS (which a certain film or two pointedly failed to do). The characters are why Rick wrote the book in the first place, giving his kids a place to feel seen in mainstream media and offering up really positive role models whilst he was at it. Percy is loyal, and determined, and kind, and brave. Annabeth is proud, and brilliantly intelligent, and strong, and independent. Grover is true, and just, and innocent, and good. If you all really can't see past changes that really didn't ultimately dramatically effect character development/more general plot progression then honestly i wonder what you ever thought you were gonna get out of it.

7) it’s Rick’s story. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants with the world he very kindly gifted to us. This was an excellent tv show, y’all are just bitter because it wasn’t copy+pasted from the book.

#pjo disney+ haters dni #percy jackson disney+#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo disney+#pjo series #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #the lightning thief #rick riordan

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the-dawn-star · 2 months

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MHA SEASON 6 SPOILERS

Heyy so I was rewatching mha season 6 and I got the idea of how would teen!reader react to Dabi’s reveal on national tv that he’s Toya Todoroki? Like would she already know? etc.

tyy

A/N: Hey and thanks for the request. I spilt this into two: 1. Reader did know. 2. Reader didn’t know, just to explore both of the options. I don't know how well this fills your request but I hope you don't mind. Also, this is pretty angsty!

-S

+ 400ish words.

You had a day off and damn did you love it.

It was a lovely day and you laid down on the old crusty couch scrolling through your phone while the TV was on, playing some dumb cooking show as a background noise.

You scrolled on your phone, not paying too much attention to your screen but you had to stop and scroll back when you saw a news story about a fight with villains.

You immediately stopped all your movement, scared if Dabi was going to get hurt once again.

You changed the TV channel to the one provided by the post online.

And there Dabi was. Sitting on a couch without a shirt letting everyone see the scars that he had carried with him for so long.

You listened to every word that he said without being able to pull your focus off of him.

You knew Dabi being Touya...

You knew that he had a bad family, that Enji Todoroki was a heinous abuser, but some details he had left out that you understood. You knew that he was Touya Todoroki, but it didn’t make it any easier when hearing it, Dabi telling all of it to the whole country of Japan.

You felt the tears bottle up, but you couldn’t help but to rejoice that now everyone could know about the abuse Dabi had gone through.

You didn’t know Dabi being Touya...

You didn’t know how to react. You had respected Dabi’s boundary not to talk about his past life. He had said that one day he would talk about it, but this is not what you expected, you know doing it on national television.

It was heartbreaking. It was so much worse than you had ever thought. Dabi was a Todoroki, son of the number one hero.

At the end you were in tears. You hated it all. Why hadn’t he said anything?

You ended up sleeping on the couch, eyes red and heartbroken.

~~~

Now, which one I think is the more likely option? Because Dabi is a very emotionally constipated person, I don’t think he would have told Reader.

But maybe Dabi would have told some basic things, like he had a bad home life or that Endeavour is a bad person.

Feel like you want to support me via Kofi? No preasure tho!

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kickinganddriving · 1 year

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Sweet nothings- Christian Pulisic

Note: This is so soft i cant, also wrote this for my homegirls @snownonthebeach @christian-pulisic @breakablehcaven and this discourse that happen in the comment section of that post

-I also brought out the poetry chops so I deserve an award

-Not proofread but if any of y'all wanna do that just message me

Song suggestion: Sweet Nothing- Taylor Swift

Word count: 1.6K

Summary: All you and Christian want from each other is sweet nothing.

Warnings: Swearing

Paring: Christian Pulisic x Reader

I spy with my with my little tired eye

Tiny as a firefly

A pebble that we picked up last July

Down deep inside your pocket

We almost forgot it

Does it ever miss Wicklow sometimes?

It was cold outside, but you refused to let the forecast in Cobham stop you from always being fashionable. That was until you were freezing cold walking home from the Pub that was 5 blocks away from Christians apartment.

Christian being the boyfriend that he is, thought it was his moral duty to make sure his beloved girlfriend does not get sick.

"Baby take my jacket."

"No, i'll be fine" you say as you start walking a bit faster to beat the cold weather.

"No you won't, take my jacket before you get sick"

"What about you, what if you get sick?" You quip.

"I have 2 layers under this, I'll be just fine"

"Fine" you said in a huff not wanting to admit you were cold, but you were actually about to freeze your ass off.

You put on Christians jacket and you reach into his pocket to try and warm your hands up. You felt a small object in his pocket, and fished it out. It was a pebble.

"What's this Chris?" You curiously remark at the tiny rock.

"I have no clue, wait, I think this was the jacket I wore when we went to Ireland last July." Christian says thinking back to last summer.

"We must've picked it up from somewhere then." You say while observing the rock and its features.

"We probably did" He remarks while pulling you closer to him while the both of you walk home.

"Do you ever think it misses its home?"

Christian silently laughs, and kisses your cold cheek in response.

"God, I love you" He whispers under his breath.

They said the end is coming

Everyone's up to something

I find myself running home to your sweet nothing

When the both of you arrived home, you went to your shared room with Christian, to choose something warmer and more comfortable to wear. After you changed you went downstairs to find Christian strewn across your couch scrolling on his phone with a pensive look on his face. Trying to see what he was looking at you joined him on the couch laying on top of his body.

He's always found your presence comforting, and you knew that, so you thought it might be the right time to ask him what was wrong.

"Hey honey, what's on your mind?"

"Nothing important" He says, trying to make it seem like it's nothing.

"If you have that look on your face, it's not nothing."

"Fine, there are rumors that Potter might want to trade me off the team." He says quietly trying to downplay what he said.

"What! Lemme see" you say after snatching his phone from his hand to get up so he would not steal it back from you. You silently skim through the article and you saw it was from the shittiest, most anti- American news publication in all of the UK.

"You realize it's bullshit, right? It's from the most unreliable news outlet in all of the country. Not to mention the vendetta they have against Americans." You say trying to comfort him in a way while you sit back down on his thighs.

"It could still be true." He says letting the worry get to him, as he pulls you close to him for comfort.

"Potter may be dumb, but he's not a complete idiot... also in the great words of Taylor Swift "You're the only one of you" and you cannot be replaced or I will go up to that man and fist fight him. Also we all know I would win, me vs an old, crusty, white man?!" Thankfully your witty statement placed a small smile on his lips.

"How come you always know what to say?" He quietly says while placing a small kiss on your nose.

"It's easy when I have the best boyfriend on the planet" you remark as you place a small kiss on his lips.

"Let's go to bed" Christian says mid yawn as you play with his curls.

Outside, they're pushing and shoving

You're in the kitchen humming

All that you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing.

The next morning you woke up before Christian, and all you wanted to do was to cheer him up and make sure he starts the day in a good mood. You decided to sneak out of bed and make him pancakes. You put your airpods in and play Christians happy music playlist, you make an effort to listen to the music he likes, as weird as it may be. You were quietly humming and dancing to one of the songs you are more familiar with.

"Good morning my dancing queen" you hear as you feel a tall figure hug you from behind you turn your head to look at your shoulder to see, Christians curls buried into your neck.

"Good morning my sleepy bug" you softly say as you pat him lightly. Christian holds you and sways with you for a minute.

"How long were you standing?" You curiously asked the brunette

"Longer than I'd care to admit" he chuckles as he admires your outfit, or lack thereof, as you are wearing nothing but underwear and his shirt.

"How are you feeling?"

"Better. You know I love you"

"I love you to, now sit down at the table so I can give you your extra special pancakes"

"Ok, are you packed for the flight?" he asks.

"Which flight?"

"The flight to Philly"

"You're finally bringing me back with you?!" You say while totally bear hugging him.

"I guess I am," He says as he smiles against your forehead.

On the way home

I wrote a Poem

You say what a mind

This happens all the time.

You and Christian were in the backyard of his childhood home leaning against a birch tree with you sitting in between his legs.

"Whatcha doing?" Christian asks as he looks over your head into his lap.

"Writing a Poem" you responded.

"About what?"

"Everything around us, the nature, the atmosphere, you"

"Me? I feel honored" Christian responds with slight exaggeration in his tone.

You've always loved poetry, it's always felt soothing and mind clearing.

"Do you want to read it?" You asked the man sitting behind you.

"Of course" he looks over your shoulder to read the world neatly written out on a page in his notebook.

Whose trees is that? I think I know.

Its owner is quite happy though.

Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,

I watch him laugh. I cry hello.

He gives his trees a shake,

And laughs until her belly aches.

The only other sound's the break,

Of distant waves and birds awake.

The trees is green, calming and deep,

But he has promises to keep,

After cake and lots of sleep.

Sweet dreams come to him cheap.

He rises from his gentle bed,

With thoughts of kittens in his head,

He eats his jam with lots of bread.

Ready for the day ahead.

"What a mind" He says in appreciation of you and the words in front of him.

"Do we have to go back Christian?"

"I think we do, but whenever I'm with you I feel like i'm here"

You smile and you slowly settle into him breathing deeply.

Industry disruptors and soul deconstructors

Ans smooth-talking hucksters

Out glad-handing each other

And the voices that implore

"You should be doing more"

To you I can admit

I'm just too soft for it.

It was Christian and your first day back home after your brief trip back to Christians childhood home. The both of you were mildly afraid seeing how his future at Chelsea is quite uncertain. Your nerves started to tense up as you heard his car pull into the driveway.

"Babe, i'm home" Christian announces to make sure you are aware of his presence in your home.

"Hi sweetheart.. How was your day?" You carefully ask him not to say something that might set off a fuse.

"It was a day." He monotonously responded.

"Just tell me everything that is wrong, and I mean everything, you need to get it off your chest" You say with concern as you hug up to your boyfriend's figure worried about his mental state.

"It's just I am worried that I'm going to lose my spot on a team that feels like home, and I don't want you to have to up and move everything you've built your life around because of me. I'm trying to work harder to earn my place on the team, but with the entire internet saying I'm a shitty player, it feels harder and harder to accomplish the goals that are being set for me. Sometimes I feel like I'm just too soft for all of it" He explains as you listen and take every word to heart.

"Baby, I swear that if you get traded it will not ruin my life, it's like a new adventure for me and you, ok? Also, that's even if you do get traded, I am 98.88% sure you are staying at Chelsea, and all of the people saying that your a shitty player and that you are getting traded are people that are simply jealous of you, your talent, your hair,-"

"my girlfriend" he chimes in, putting a grin on both of your faces.

"See, you're going to be just fine, matter of fact, WE are going to be just fine" you assure him.

"God, I love you so much," he says, hugging his figure even more.

All you ever wanted from me was sweet nothing.

istg if y'all don't like this i'm throwing myself off a building-

-xoxo gossip girl

#christian pulisic fluff #christian pulisic x reader #christian pulisic #chelsea fc #taylor swift #sweet nothing #im crying this was so much

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rt-lots · 9 months

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fuck you fuck you fuck you heres my pet headcanons for misc hypnospace outlaw characters

zane - he SO fucking has a hamster. its technically his moms so its named some shit like cupcake even though its a BOY and he calls him awesome sickle vengeance or whatever combo of edgy words sound cool to him

corey paul - OLD ASS DOG like a REALLY FUCKING OLD DOG it can barely move thing walks at like .5 mph and it has a bunch of fucking fat rolls and its been in the family longer than he has. its named buddy

tim - ok he either has ONE cat thats so fucking mean to him but loves him deep down because its a saved stray or like a flock of small birds. like 6 parakeets maybe more. hes writing edgy fanfic about mind hacks meanwhile peanut is shitting on his headband

tiffany - no pets but really wants a black cat. or a parrot. tim tells her stories about his birds and shes like "woah... thats so cool" and tim begs his mom to let him get more to impress her

roddy - ok side note but i fucking mix up all the dnd nerd bitches in the starport with eachother so bare with me if i am thinking of someone totally different when im talking about roddy. but, hear me out, i think hed have a fucking horse. technically it lives with his cousin because he had to move but its like an hour or two drive so he visits it every weekend. i think he'd also have like weird reptiles. iguana...

samantha - ORANGE CAT NEXT QUESTION. its a girl and has a cute little pink collar. and after the time skip its fucking DEAD obvi i think she fosters kittens and one of them is dark gray w little white paws. shes out here solving the case of the mind crash and mittens is fucking chewing on her headband cord. i think shed also have a super old dog too but its like a small dog

dylan merchant - hes so small dog core... its like a chihuahua maybe ?? or one of those bitches that are like... that but more fur... and itd have little tufts on its ears... and its filled with thoughts of violence but never acts on them. after the mindcrash it looks into dylands eyes with a look of understanding and disappointment. its collar is yellow

adrian merchant - ok assuming he and dylan dont literally just have the same pet i think hed also have a small dog but one of those white, crusty eyed ankle biters. and guinea pigs. he has like those enclosures where theyre tiered you know? like a double decker bus. like they got the fucking stairs and shit from each space to another. they dont have a single plastic toy its all wood and been chewed like halfway through. theyre all named really dumb shit. like mr merchant. and software

linda - GERBIL

#me speaks #hypnospace outlaw #thanks for coming to my ted talk #umm i was gonna do more but then the wiki fucking BROKE and im a fake fan so i cant remember more guys without it #sorry for all the times i say fuck in this. and also the lack of commas

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incorrect-splatoon · 2 years

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For all the newcomers I will resume all the ship so you are on the same page:

Pearlina (pearl x marina) : Tall, calm, nerd is in love with small, brat, dumb. Also one is a dj and the other is a rapper. Actually the only one who is consider canon (in the japanese version)

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Agent 24 (8 x 3): whatever you have apply to your headcanon for agent 8 and agent 3. Tho the consistant line are:

Has almost kill each other during octoexpansion

Both have trauma (mind control for 3, dictatorship for 8)

3 probably teach 8 about inkling culture (speech improvement between splatoon 2 and 3)

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Agent 12 (3x4) whatever you have apply to your headcanon for agent 4 and agent 3.

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Agent 32 (8x4 why are we doing math): whatever you have apply to your headcanon for agent 8 and agent 4.

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Shye (shiver x frye): idiot × edgy idiot, extra flavor you have big man in the polycule, he isn't dating anyone, he is just there but they love him.

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M4rie (marie x agent 4) : depressed thot x this is my idiot

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Cuttletavio (cuttlefish x octavio): Old divorced couple (divorced because they fight each other during the war)

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Callie x Dedf1sh (not sur about the ship name callf1sh) : Zombie x Naïve who need protection

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Marie x Shiver : (no ship name) Depressed thot × Crusty edgelord. One is tired of the other but love them anyway

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Callie x big man (yes, it exist): Flopping flirt X Oblivious man

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If you have more entry to add, go ahead, I am out of here. ;3

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southern-god1 · 9 months

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I was once one of the most celebrated rebels fighting against the New Confederacy. You might not believe it, looking at me now, if you would even talk to something like what I am now. I took down many of their soldiers, led uprisings, I might even have saved my country from them, if I hadn't underestimated the transformative abilities of the Confederate Footmancers.

I was aware of their abilities of course, many of my men had become boots, socks, cigars, even guns used to fight their own brothers in arms. I had protections, I took precautions.

That's why they changed my old dad, instead. While he was safely back at home, the footmancers met up with him, entranced him with their powerful rough dirty feet. They convinced him of Confederate superiority, they embraced him and made him into a true Southern Superior.

That's where the trickiest part of their magic came in. After all, a true, loyal, patriotic flag-loving Confederate man would never have a son like me. Which is why one day in battle I felt myself weakening, shrinking. My flesh turned translucent and pale, I felt sticky and wet, tasted cum in my throat.

In just a moment, I was spurted out against a pair of white briefs, a thick cock throbbing behind me, grinding me against the fabric. My Pa just nutted while massaging and rubbing the feet of some of his new Confederate allies, and he nutted me out as he did so. I was turned from a rebel hero into a quickly-drying cumstain in my own father's underwear.

That's what I have been ever since, a crusty stain against my own dad's balls as he fights and leads on the Confederate side. When he eventually washes these, maybe I'll be destroyed completely. I was a fool to ever think I could fight them.

Ha! That’s certainly unique! Your own father making you into a cum stain? “Footmancers”? Very interesting twists! I’m glad you were eliminated, replaced with a cumstain. Dumb Yankee, daring to fight your rightful masters.

Great work!

#ask #inanimate tf

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hallowpen · 6 months

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I'm watching Shadow with my friend Malin and her commentary is GOLDEN! I'm just going to list a few of my favorite comments of hers as the show continues to air. No context, just enjoy:

"Never run away from a murderer by getting into an old crusty rowboat just sitting at the edge of a dark and creepy body of water. That's some white people level of stupidity. [giggles] I can say that cause it's something my dumb ass would do."

"Aw, look at my favorite gays bonding over the supernatural. [yelling] AWWW! FLUKE SEES DEAD PEOPLE!"

"Dan needs for me to give him a hug and pat his hair and tell him that everything is going to be alright. He can trust me. I'm a wise lesbian [long pause] and I'm not a ghost."

"Oh...so the shadow is just horny?"

"[in some weird malin-y voice] Dats a rubber hand, dat is! Look at it! Just hangin' der!"

"Go get him, Nai. You put on that creepy pig mask and make him and homophobic teacher lady pay for their crimes!"

"Sooooo, am I supposed to ship Dan with this shadow thingy? Cause if so, I'm in!"

"I gotta be honest Koda, I have no fucking clue what's happening. Alls I know is that Singto and Fluke are awesome and we love them."

#shadow the series #she said she 'loved the show' with such conviction #but was utterly confused when i started asking her questions hehe #singto prachaya #fluke natouch

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rusty-phasma · 2 years

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Nsfw alphabet for Percy Dolarhyde

A/N: i love the crusty cowboy and wanted to write something about him, but i am in the middle of a terrible Pierre brainrot and i couldn't write, so to rid myself of that weird block, i did this. Percy oneshot coming i hope.

Warnings: smut, unprotected sex, (please wear protection, stds are no joke) and feet bc look at him, of course that motherfucker likes feet.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I think that he is secretly soft and loves to be pampered, i think the aftercare is great, but because you make it so, he just let's himself be pampered. But in a way that's great, it is so peaceful, his head on your chest and his fingers tracing aimless patterns upon your ribs and your fingers on his locks.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself he loves specifically his fingers because they enable him to do two of his favorite things, masturbate you and shoot his gun, and he likes that. On you though, i think he loves your titties and shamelessly stares at them even around other people, he loves to see them bounce when you ride him, but i think he also loves your ass, and smacking it while he fucks you on all fours? Watching it jiggle? He can die a happy man.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I think he likes it inside your mouth or your pussy, though sometimes he will cum on your ass or tits if he's in the mood for it, i think that after a while of being married (if you guys are) he would develop a breeding kink, being the old times and shit, so yeah.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Wants to be dominated by you so badly, he just loves when you take control of things in every form, and it turns him on a lot to see your more dominant side, he also would really like it if you choked him, would probably find it really hard not to cum if you did.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very experienced, but enough to know what to do, and you'll have to teach him to do certain things, but be patient bc he's kinda dumb.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He loves doggy style (Jesus i hate that name) because he loves the sense of control it gives him and the view is something he enjoys too and he loves missionary and cowgirl (wink wink) because he loves to see your tits bouncing and those positions make it easier to play with them.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He loves making you laugh, so yes, he is quite goofy, cracking jokes and even tickling you sometimes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He isn't groomed, not only there is no means to groom himself, he just doesn't care enough to do it, so yeah, i also believe his pubes are really dark.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is not very romantic, but i think that if you are in a relationship he will do his best to make you feel loved, he never really was shown much love so he's quite new at it and rather clumsy, but he gets better at it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Since he has you, never, why would he if he can just bury himself in you? He loves fucking you and his hand could never compare to it, but before you i think he did it a lot.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Kind of an exhibitionist, maybe a bit of bondage, breeding kink for sure, don't judge me but i feel he'd also have a mommy kink and doesn't know it, and also your feet, but not i a gross way, he likes looking at them (step on him lmao)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He prefers your house but if he feels horny anywhere else he won't mind fucking you there, he's not picky of the place.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He loves seeing you ride a horse, it gets him all hot and bothered, but also seeing you undress is enough to turn him on.

He also secretly loves it when you put him in his place, the harsh words you use and the way you scold him always make him feel weirdly turned on, but it is a secret, if he tells you he's afraid you'll stop.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He doesn't really mind hurting you a bit, but not badly, after all he loves you, other than that i don't think hell say no to anything else at all.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

You are gonna have to teach him if yo want him to eat you out, because he can't tell wtf is the clitoris if you asked him, but if you teach him, then he will do so enthusiastically, he likes the ego boost that making you cum only with his tongue gives him. Oh and he loooves getting head, blow him and he's happy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends, i think he enjoys starting out slowly and sensually and then developing a fast and rough pace, but i think after the abduction thing, he started making love to you, not just fucking, so there's that.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Oh yes, and in public settings too, sometimes he'll just get horny while out and will just drag you somewhere apart from prying eyes and will fuck you as quick as he can and then you'll go back to whatever you were doing before like nothing happened except there is cum running down your leg, staining your stockings.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Oh he's up to anything if you are (unless it involves anything too gross), you guys have done a lot of different things at least once, he also loves it when you get risky and creative, it turns him on that you want to try such things with him.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Depends on how horny he is beforehand, because it can go from two to four.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Not really, even if there were toys back then (other that weird dildos to cure "hysteria") he is not the type, prefers to make you cum with his cock, fingers and tongue and brag about it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he looooves teasing you, he will edge you and he will verbally tease you, mixing it with a little bit of degradation, but not too much. I think he will be the kind of guy that edges you first and then overstimulates you, teasing you all the time about it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Oh he's loud and shameless, though the first few times you had sex he just groaned because he was kind of trying to impress you, but now he doesn't care and is very vocal, moaning, whining and rambling, though on the more eventful sessions he dirty talks a lot.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I think he really likes your feet and it turns him on when you step on him or do anything at all with them, also loves to see you wearing silk.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Five inches soft but he's a grower, hard he is long, around 7 inches but not really girthy.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I think it is high but not too much and it fluctuates depending on how drunk he is, but you are not gonna fuck him while drunk so yeah. After the abduction he didn't really drink much so his performance during sex improved and his yearning grew.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Takes him a while to fall asleep i think, unless it was a really tiring session, i like to think that the whole reason he likes to stay awake a while after having finished is the aftercare, he loves it a lot.

Thank you for reading! ♥️

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silverredtail · 1 year

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Magnus bullshit-mangus monkey bullshit. Feel free to talk it out with me!

-Mk and mac both are so vuntable to the lonely it's devastating

-Mk is many episodes is shown to being afraid of being left behind and gets depressed when he feels isolated. Season 2(?) Highlights this especially after meetings lbd.l, and wukong doesn't help. He needs to be useful and the lonely can easily give him a cold embrace.(Notes added cause wife is clever: mk hates the cold and reacts big so that would work against the lonely. Mk is quick to fall prey to the isolation but he's just as quick to perk up with others around or has a goal he can focus on) He's also vulnerable to the stranger mainly shown in the calabash episode, he doesn't like it when things wear his friends faces and the stranger can abuse that easy since mk forgets to check things with his gold vision.

- lonely is the same with Mac but it's one he has had to wrap himself in. Hell he'd probably be so deep in the lonelys grasp that he might be close to becoming an avatar..or at least a tool of the entity. The end also might like to play with mac's memories to remind him that Mac is dead and already belongs to it. Compared to the cold isolation the lonely carried the solid embrace of the end would probably feel like a friend.

-red. This may be a dumb one but fuck it, the vast. Spacifically the fear of being insignificant. With his mother's powers I doubt he'd fear the ozone, wind or the sky(eat shit you crusty avatar) but stick that boy somewhere where he is a spec among an endless existence and lost to a lack of control and I think that boy will break. Also maybe desolation but only in that small subsection of the fear of loosing all that's precious to him and watch those he cared about being in so much pain. Like his mother grieving his father when he was locked away.

-mei. Again, could be desolation because of that special brand of cruelty Jane does(same as red)..her biggest fear came from the samadi fire and not being enough for her family. The fire burning everything she loved to nothing but ash. The desolation would eat that up, remind her just how much of a powder keg she is and what destruction she can bring to the world. But others also fit like the dark for the same kind of thought. The unknown, being left in that questionable state(looking at you wukong, could've told them something) was enough to make her loose her cool.

-Wukong. End, eye, web and the buried. He's a mess, he gets a mess with so many entities that claw at him. Let's start strong. His whole hunt for imortallity began because he feared growing old, weak and eventually dying. The end is constantly on Wukongs mind and he thought he ran hard enough..but it took his subject, Mac, his brothers, his master. The end always wins..now he's got mk and the rencarnations of his brothers and master, mortals..the end is back in his mind. The eye, heaven constantly watching him and judging his every action. That has to create some paranoia..make him second guess just how to proceed even if he plays and acts stupid. Same with the web..this monkey hates and fears being puppeted around. Heaven, the many demons that are shits, lbd..he's a weapon and he doesn't want anyone to handle him..and then the buried. Many creatures, demons and celestials have found that the best way to shut him up and make him stop moving is to bury him deep deep down in the earth, chain him, put him in a pot or frying pan, restrain him in so many ways..and he hates it every time and freaks out. Bitch fits so many of the 14 but god damn it ya know?

-pigsy. This one also may seem obvious or stupid depending on who gets to see this bullshit. curruption and the flesh seem to fit him in my opinion. Curruption naturally comes from the need to keep the shop clean so he can stay in business and rot, disease, and the such would shut him down..but in jttw bajie always ended up eating magots and rotten food that wukong never warned him about cause of demons and I think that would pass down..beyond that depending on how his mother and grandmother passed can also make him weaker to curruptions effect. Flesh and the hunt also could kind of comes from his primal nature but also time in the war. Fear of being butchered and being hunted because he's a pig but also just because he's no doubt felt a lot of hatred for being a demon and probably has seen awful things..but curruption seems the strongest for him, idk. I'll come back to him

-sandy. The man who technically started this shit. Slaughter feels the most right for him, from the sheer bloodshed from the war he fought in that caused him to change his very being. He doesn't even raise a hand in anything more then defense because of the mindless carnage that gave him PTSD. (Notes added cause wife is clever: the hunt would also be a good fit because he was the hunter before and now he would fear his sins coming back to haunt him. After all he harmed so many that something would naturally come back and karma's a bitch) The cats help make him feel more himself sure but with that can bring in the stranger or the spiral..those entities that remind him and fill those corners of his eyes with red and bodies.

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mystupidj0urnal · 1 month

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my stupid journal entry one

The boy I’m talking about is named Taylor and his brother is Levi I was one year older the Levi and two years younger the Taylor me and Levi dated for two mouse then broke up and three to four mouths later give or take me and Taylor started dating are being in an on and off talking stage for months!!! Like dude get over yourself?? Anyways let’s complain shall we?

Why did he ghost me? Like dude I didn’t believe in the 3 mouth rule till I met him and then after we broke up his brother took me out to go shopping and he bought me flowers to make me feel better (I didn’t realise he was into me I’m so stupid) and I posted a TikTok with the sound “I’ma get me a bitch that look like you” because I’m actually so funny and when me and Taylor broke up we had an argument about me being immature and he fucking ghosted me removed our matching profile pictures and bios to break up with out telling me like!? I guess the crack got to him I swear to god. So with the argument he said and I quote “don’t worry you’ll get over me in a day and would replace me with some dumb guy or another ex, wait my brothers your ex go date him” so I replied “hmm I didn’t think of him maybe I will thanks for the idea cunt” then I blocked him. anyways where were we? So after we took a bus home me and Levi after hanging out for hours Taylor got his failed situation ship (btw wtf is a situation ship they either want you or they don’t? But that’s a chat for next time) to screen shot my story because I had her added and Yk what she’s a cunt two (another story for next time) and I saw she screenshoted my snap story so I showed Levi while we were on the bus home and then when Levi got home Taylor came into his room broke his cds and posters because he was jealous like YOU broke up with ME why are you jealous I mean I would be jealous of me too like your an 16 year old boy whose turning 17 and you only had your first kiss last year like bfr rn anyways let’s talk about how he pretend to not know me but in public he makes fun of me like your just mad I was the only one that wanted your Crusty Emo ass and he acts like he doesn’t care about nothin but it’s like what if I tell everyone how you would cry to me everyday? Or how you said you cared and loved me so much you wanted to marry me? Or how you told me to call you good boy……? sorry I’m just saying every now and Yk what is the best part in all this? This isn’t even half of it i have so much dirt on this man (boy) that I can’t help but to tell others

Entry one done! See you tomorrow or next post! Xx

Love Maddie

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tsunowden · 9 months

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I recently started reading Umineko. I love this man so much. Only the OG sprites do him justice. They convincingly portray that he’s a dumb stubborn 18 year old.

I’m playing the steam version and the other sprites are soooo bad. They remove every ounce of character the og sprites had. While the OG sprites can be a little goofy and crusty, they best represent the characters they are tied to.

(I’m only partway through episode 2)

#no spoilers #battler #umineko #umineko no naku koro ni #when they cry

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souryogurt64 · 11 months

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music documentaries are saurrrr interesting for no reason because one band guy will say one thing and its immediately contradicted by another and then another completed unrelated story is told and then cue crusty dusty footage where you cant even make out what its supposed to be and after youre done watching it you wonder what the point of all that was

I didnt know the theater of imagination panic doc existed until recently. They got brent for it and brent never talks in interviews and it was actually fascinating. He came across as very intelligent and musically driven, which I was not expecting at all. Im not an expert or anything but I did feel like it was apparent he was on something as well.

There was also a pretty awkward cut during his last scene in the doc and then he never showed up again, and it genuinely felt like he was about to say something bad about the band or their music in relation to their next record. He had been pretty calm up until that point but he was starting to get a little worked up.

The girl who directed the fever dance troupe said something like “panic have never had to work for anything its just handed to them” and she framed it in a way that was very glowing and positive but honestly extremely true

I also think the calendar business doc is interesting too because i think the filmmaker knew the band was toast and was clearly conveying that but also had to make it all feel good and kind of hide that a bit

There was also this really high production mini doc from vices era and a bunch of other very high quality longer videos that were full of like weird split drama. I feel like I have never seen anyone mention any of these ever, a lot of them were hard to get to which might be why but I was honestly very surprised given how everyone obsesses over certain photos or posts or articles. I think when people talk about the split they must only be looking at pretty odd era stuff or something

I also have theory a lot of bandom lore from like 2010-2012 is just gone because thats when people were kind of shifting from old social media onto “new” social media and fan communities were less consolidated and stuff got lost in the transition.

one also contained an extended scene of brendon and spencer on the phone with a journalist and then complaining about him and I tried really hard to find who it was and couldnt lol. Which is so incredibly and unbelievably immature to professionally film and post, I feel like so many band dudes want attention and followers and gifts and money and to be on TV blah blah blah but the second there is any heat they start publicly crying and saying its not fair. Like yeah it sucks and every job has bad parts and people are allowed to dislike parts of their job. And there are some artists who dont like any of it and want to go the more indie route or retire and thats perfectly fine. But someone like Brendon who only sings about how much he adores being rich and famous publicly whining about being asked about his band breaking up is SOOO like the definition of have your cake and eat it too.

Like you cant sing/brag about how much you love being rich and famous, sue your former friends, and act inflammatory on livestream/post dumb shit 24/7 AND still throw a hissy fit over a journalist doing THEIR job and not cooing and fawning over you and asking about your band splitting lmao

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“I'm a quite new fan of GVF ( just ine year and a half) but some old fans I've met have told me that Josh and Paige Sara ( who's worked with GVF many times) have had a hidden relationship (or not so much, since it is said that Micah knew it) and that the song The Archer is dedicated to her. Is there anyone who can confirm this rumor that is being discussed out loud?”

I was a huge fan about a year ago and I came to check up on you guys (kinda missed everyone a bit) but let me fill you in on the tea babes:

Josh was weird af growing up and kissed a few girls in their hometown and on school trips no boys wanted to room with him (I’m sure they all knew he was DL and being assholes). Anyways GVF gets huge and mocha or whatever the fuck Josh’s boyfriends name is is ALWAYS with the band but all the fans are like “he’s on payroll, he’s the bands assistant, leave micha alone he deleted all socials cause of dating rumors they are friends” Josh is not gay. But hairy ass Mackenzie kinda outed Josh in that pic of all the girlfriends on insta but everyone chose to ignore it because like they all looked crusty as fuck. like there was NO WAY JOSH WAS FUCKING THAT GUY. There’s this one funny video of micha falling holding all of Josh’s bags leaving a show after they opened up for Metallica and no one helped him but Jita. Josh’s dumb ass was just waving like Princess Diana while his literal husband is on the floor and just ate shit in front of like 50 people. Anyways everyone’s like: Josh is straight (stop pushing a sexuality onto him) or Josh is gay (you don’t think he’s gay because you all are homophobic) like it was THINK PIECES being sent in on this man’s dick and where it has or hasn’t been. Then there was the “Josh is a virgin waiting for his soulmate who’s a girl that he writes songs about he says it in an interview (that no one can find) and Jake always knows when he writes about this girl he made up in his head that he uses for song lyrics” (like Josh that’s weird af maybe seek help because the lyrics aren’t that good to be doing all that) and there was people who thought JOSH WAS A 27 YEAR OLD VIRGIN ROCKSTAR LIKE HELLO? Then the rumors about girls he’s been with… first Paige.. then that not funny comedian Ali? then a fan who has a little more to love on her body…. The vile thing that were said about this random fan who allegedly was dating Josh who ran to their car leaving an LA show and jumped in the car and was dating him. That everyone allegedly saw go back stage. And it was a RANDOM ASS GIRL who was a little bigger and everyone bullied the fuck out of her. Then the fake Erika we made up on here. then that girl who works on a farm that livestreams for fun was also allegedly fucking him. Then Josh’s power bottom ass comes out and is like “I’m gay lol” and then we were like “8 YEAR BITCH?!?!?!?? you fa-” then we couldn’t tell what mocha looked like so we faught over which white guy he was in the photos Josh’s vocal coach posted. And we dead ass could not tell because micha lost weight (ozempic?) but turns out micha was low key kinda cute after the hair cut and weight loss? And then this whole thing made us realize we don’t know shit about these boys. Then I got better and went out into the world again after lockdown and kinda left the fandom but I will always have a soft spot of GVF and you crazy bitches. With love I hope everyone is doing well and that’s the run down on Josh’s history long story short we know nothing about that hobbit. Lol.

#greta van fleet #gvf #josh gvf #sam gvf #jake gvf #josh kiszka #danny wagner #danny gvf #jake kiszka #sam kiskza

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thot-writes · 2 years

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girlies idk if any of nyall have played tailor tales but im playing it rn bc apparently this one dude (dimitri) is supposed to be “””submissive””” but …. i have so many thoughts abt this im gonna rant

SPOILERS FOR TAILOR TALES DIMITRI ROUTE

ok im not finished yet but im in the climax (haha) of the story and girls girls girls i am so fuckin peeved off

first of all!!! 1) i would not call this a submissive route by a long shot. it still has every single otome trope of “omg he’s a man…” “he so tall and strong 😳😳” “it’s kinda weird that im 4 years older than him 😖”

like yes he’s shy and blushes a lot but that’s lichrally like the only submissive trait about him? once he gets horned up he “”switches your positions”” and becomes dominant, holding ur wrists down and shit and im sitting here tapping my watch like that judge judy gif waiting for an opportunity to be a dominant MC in my dominant MC route. like what?? who could possibly think that he’s submissive in this route??

2) when MC’s crusty ex boyfriend & his gf come harassing the MC for some reason her dumb ass thinks it’s “a bit excessive” to get security cameras inside and outside her boutique?? bitch huh?? they’re sending u mail and wrecking ur flowers and shredding ur packages and u think it’s a bit excessive??? first one to die in a horror movie syndrome right here girls

3) i get that some people like this but i HAAATE the slow burn “why am i jealous of him hanging out w other girls?” “why am i flustered when he’s shirtless?” type bullshit like im curious are people actually that dumb irl?? like babe ur either horny or in love it’s not fucking rocket science

4) on top of this, dimitri has shown very clear signs that he likes the MC. he even skraight up blurts out “i like you!” like despite the fact he retracts that and covers it up with some dumb “i mean ur a girl and i like girls” excuse im like PLEASE. USE UR BRAIN.

he takes pics of you, he blushes all the time around u, he likes it when u tease him and not ur alpha bestie sarah (god i wish we were sarah), HE HAS A PIC OF U TWO AS HIS SCREENSAVER, and MC is STILL like “wow… does he like me?? am i crazy??”

like yes bitch. ur crazy, but not for the reason u think. ur crazy for being SO DAMN OBLIVIOUS that even dimitri smacking u in the face with a neon sign that says “im in love with u” wouldn’t be enough to convince u!!

5) MC’s too polite 👿 when i think dominant i think someone who’s not afraid to stand up for shit when they think it’s right, and when dimitri gets slapped by his own mother instead of beating her senile ass into mince meat you’re STILL CORDIAL WITH HER???!!!

i’d be dragging her out of my damn shop by her karen haircut i can tell u that fucking much!!

6) on top of all that….. keep in mind that MC and dimitri have made out like four times at this point and just a few minutes earlier dimitri LITERALLY SAID “you’re special to me” SOMEHOW AIRHEAD MC IS STILL SURPRISED WHEN HE CONFESSES HIS LOVE FOR HER!!???!!!??

i seriously…. im … fucking seriously i couldn’t. there have been so many points in this story where im like “bitch are you dumb?” but this was takemichi-throwing-away-his-only-weapon-in-a-gang-fight dumb. as in i had to literally stand up from my computer, pace my room, and contemplate my existence because i just don’t understand what the fuck is going on in here on this day

i got so frustrated from that moment that that’s what spurred me to write this rant. i lichrally don’t think i could calm down otherwise because i am just in absolute awe at the sheer brainlessness of this MC. the current line of dialogue that remains frozen on my screen is “He what now?!”

also just an unrelated pet peeve but man i wish people who were horny for each other would just fuckin act on it more. MC is mad horny for dimitri and she just criticises herself for being a “horny teenager” when she’s only twenty-fucking-three dude??? does MC think that 23 year olds don’t fuck??? why is she acting like she’s retirement age or some shit?? fuck it, even old cunts in retirement are getting pussy! why does she think it’s so shameful to be horny as a 23 YEAR OLD???!!!

don’t get me wrong though. i still like the game, i love the fashion maker part of it and indie games w this much effort should always be supported imo. but im just disappointed that i went into this game expecting it to be a different spin on the same tired otome tropes we’ve seen over and over and instead it’s just regurgitating every single cliche

absolutely no hate on the dev(s?) this is just my critique of it— calling dimitri a submissive route just bc he blushes & can cook is a complete wrong move. he’s not submissive, MC is not dominant (just cheeky), and i doubt any predominantly dom fans would see them as such. the entire route gives me the vibe of “a predominantly submissive person trying — and failing — to write a dominant one”

no shame or shade if u can’t do that btw, we all have our strengths, im sure i would suck shit at writing a submissive MC if i were making an otome. but it’s like… either commit to the bit and learn how to write dominant MCs better, or stick to ur strengths and continue writing submissive ones.

anyway sorry for the wall of text i just had to vent my frustrations. it is SEVERELY disheartening to get ur hopes up for some good rep and instead getting….. whatever this is

that being said if anyone of nyall like fashion and don’t mind being a *cough* sub *cough* i do recommend tailor tales, it’s on steam for anyone who’s interested!

#musings #tailor tales #vent #rant

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faggotwalkwithme · 2 years

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HENRY WOTTON? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING HENRY WOTTON GOD DAMN FOOL IDIOT IDEA COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING HENRY WOTTON

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT HENRY WOTTON I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP OPINIONS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said henry wotton is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with henry wotton speaking one word in book on paper not only will i close the book i will lose my place in it out of spite and have to reread the entire thing again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he is awful but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of exploitation and wanted more version ill go ham

BETTER have had a painting make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateHenryWotton

chapters not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his dumb jewles and I lost it

where the fuck is henry wotton if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch wotton and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hypervenlattiing at this point

i hope theres a date given for when wotton died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone. everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if untrue opinions

i love you

#asks #finally somebody who gets me

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