#he’s there I guess

[culssi]

Square Alastor

Squalastor.

That sounds like he’s a squid. Beautiful

Now I offer Alastor swing lucifer round like a cat

#i don’t ship them #but #radioapple #because their both in it #i love you anon #asks :) #i love getting asks #please give more #hazbin hotel #squalastor #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin lucifer #he’s there I guess

[bonnvivre]

a goosicle

#lookism #gun park #park jonggun #goo kim #kim joongoo #he’s there i guess #meme redraw #bonkmasterdraws #real?? i mean i would want a lot of cool refreshments its really freakin hot outside

[nemuro-incinerator]

One of my evil headcanons is that Kozue has perfect pitch or some other sort of natural musical prowess but is just really mid at piano in particular because of Family Horrors and comparing herself to Literal Prodigy Miki Kaoru. Frankly I just think it’s cruelly funny. She does relate both Miki AND HERSELF to songbirds by projecting onto those bluebirds… she thinks she’s a wild animal because she refuses to sing but she is just as much a caged songbird as any other

#partially projecting onto kozue for the bit and for the bit alone… I think that’s how it’s meant to be #ohtoriposting #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #shoujo kakumei utena #sku #kozue kaoru #utena analysis #utena headcanons #miki kaoru #he’s there I guess #yes I have been thinking about the battle of the bands AU I mentioned previously. What of it /silly

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

#(rins the one talking off-screen btw) #kabru is shit at taking care of himself and regularly forgets to eat #once senshi finds out he is gonna make it his duty to feed that boy bc god knows hes not gonna do it himself #whats kabru gonna do. stop him? lol. lmao even. #kabru #kabru of utaya #senshi of izganda #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #this is intended to take place post-canon so like. its implied i guess? #dunmeshi spoilers #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

#this is just me ranting sorry #im very tired and hungry #and i want to sleep but brain go brrrrr #well i used to be nice and smart and now im neither of those or however the song goes #pretty sure he was exaggerating cause looking back. it was good. but some of the wording was a lil wonky #adhd #actually adhd #executive dysfunction #actually neurodiverse #adhd paralysis #adult adhd #attention deficit hyperactivity disorder #adhd hacks #academia #neurodivergent #adhd skill regression #confessions of a burnt out gifted kid #<< i guess #former gifted kid #burnt out gifted kid #gifted kid burnout #realizing i sound rly pretentious here sorry -- formal speech patterns i picked up as an autistic child and never put down again haha

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

#I told my brother (in the ag field) this and he said ‘oh those are definitely turf bros’ #apparently entomology is a required course if you want to specialize in golf course management which I guess is a career that some desire #and there is some Westside story type beef between the turf bros taking entomology for pest control reasons and future PHDs who love bugs #actually chatted with them later they were very lovely

[neo--queen--serenity]

the man with a plan

#kabru #laios touden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #labru #HE GETS RESULTS #kabru of utaya #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi memes #dunmeshi shitpost #neo queen serenity’s memes #idk writing that labru fanfic really got me in the shitpost mood #dungeon meshi text posts #text post memes #delicious in dungeon text posts #dungeon meshi spoilers #i guess? #dunmeshi memes

[gatorinator]

“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

#al speaks #we are fifteen minutes into class and still haven’t had any class cuz he was telling a story. wdym you don’t have time for the octopus story #stop class I want to know everything. I guess he would say he would be more surprised to see a fairy than a walrus #walrus or fairy

[youngerfrankenstein]

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

#Phineas and Ferb #Also he invented time travel and became a hero at some point I guess

[ayo-edebiri]

#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

#911 #911 abc #911edit #byaurore #usersavana #userveronika #usereena #buddie #oliver stark #ryan guzman #tuserlou #useraudrey2 #userrlaura #jddryder #tuserpris #userisaiah #usernicolo #ajlook #userabs #alivedean #911net #mialook #userriel #useralien #userthai #the coloring is on the floor it's 7pm and all i wanna do is sleeping gn i guess #you know that theory that buck is gonna end up staying with Eddie because he’s broke? yeah.

[nnobodoodles]

Huh.

So I randomly remembered Croc is pretty much Italian.

#if Buggy had wheels he'd go Chop-Chop Car #this might be the stupidest thing I put effort in #Anyway I love them #One Piece #Cross Guild #Dracule Mihawk #Sir Crocodile #Crocodile One Piece #Buggy the Clown #OP Spoilers #One Piece Spoilers #just to be safe #in greek we say the same thing but use “scooter” instead #which is arguably dumber #Mihawk doesn't think highly of Buggy he's just guessing the wasted potential #nnobodiusart

[galaxymagitech]

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess? #incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

[nedlittle]

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

#the picture of dorian gray #lit #this is a pointless text post #guess what i read for the first time in the year of our lord 2023 #and yes this is a real review on storygraph that i took a screenshot of. you people are so stupid god bless #girl he literally censored it himself did your edition have 0 introduction or background at all #greatest (s)hits #book discourse

[wariocompany]

Like actually in general my parents never just. bought me video games unprompted. I listen to Scott the Woz talk about his parents buying him games and Nintendo Power subscriptions just for no reason and I'm like. ?????? Families do that?

#I know mine was better for my development and growingn up to value money and shit I guess #But it meant I had like. Max 5 games. ever #When I first met Ken he asked me if I had played all these nintendo games ajd I just lied and said yes #I got like. Mario Kart for my birthday and stuff. Never got a home console or anything

[klaunee]

I drew this over a year ago but I guess now is the time to post it.

#hazbin hotel #fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor the radio demon #why did this blow up #thanks i guess #yes the joke is that he's asexual #he's had ENOUGH! of the conversation #genuinely scared at these numbers #oh you've had sex? yeah we'll i've had enough #WHY DID THIS BREAK 1K #WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE #3k notes is insane. insane! i love you all <3

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

#james somerton #google tells me a raconteur in someone who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way #which uh. wrong on literally all 3 counts #or well i guess google doesnt specify that it has to be your own anecdotes so i guess he gets one out of three on a technicality #bigger gibbers