#hes straight

[michaelqueerler]

how did they even get away with this

HES STRUGGLING TO BREATH-

THE BLINKING

His eyes moving from one eye TO THE other

LIKE WHYS HE STUDYING WILLS FACE LIPS LIKE that BRO

his eye twitched-

and WILLS NOT EVEN LOOKING AT HIM in those ^^

then there's that ^^

#anyways #hes straight #byler endgame #mike wheeler #will byers #byler is endgame #byler is canon #bylerpookies #byler is requited #byler s5 #byler

[onlywifetothorin555]

Man, this site is crazy 🤣. Some people here are just insane. Too many on here try to skewer everything and change it to fit their needs and agendas!

I just saw about yesterday, a once respectable blog about Sam Winchester re blogging a post saying Sam should be bisexual? Why does everyone on here have to bring that stuff into everything? Can't they accept that their favorite character is straight? One hundred percent of the way? So, the natural thing should be demonized, but it's okay to mess everything up just for fanservice?

It's not like it's a sin for a character to have straight as their only sexual orientation. This fad has gone on for too long, and too many people are getting ridiculous on here! And if people don't get into this stuff on here and go against it, there's an uproar and that person is 'homophobic' or 'bigoted' . Thanks for the censorship, I never asked for it.

Just wish I could look at anything Jared or Sam related without idiots pandering to this nonsense.

Also, the same person who made that post about Sam being bisexual also restricted any replies on the post. What does that tell you? Sounds like double think and censorship to me!

#jared padalecki #sam winchester #hes straight #not bi #not a girl #not gay #anti lgbtq #stop already

[broken-glass-puppet]

I'm going to make a fucking AU where reader has a little a plant shop, he's a single parent with a 10 year old boy who hates people hitting on his dad

And you know who is the character who falls in love with reader?

Simon "ghost" Riley, he's now living his best life in a the most calm part of the city and he's retired, my man needs a safe and calm life

I inspired this AU with a fanfic of this user:@xmalereader

Please go to follow him, his fanfics are chef kiss

#hes straight #ghost x male reader #trans #gay #nonbinary #we love him #viral #male reader #simon ghost riley #ghost x you #ghost mw2 #this man is living in my head rent free #omg i love her #angry British man with an accent my beloved<3 #life is hating me so much rn #ghost x reader #mw2 x reader #i saw gay so i said gay that ain't bullying thats an astute observation #mmm no hes not #you all see how he taks no? hes British #british=gay #my babygirl

[eldritchwhispersofficial]

my favorite musician, who I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A BIG FAT GAY CRUSH ON, is straight

*sobbing* ANYWAY HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING-

#press f to pay respects #can we get an f in the chat #I am at a loss for words #hes straight #im not okay #/silly #this is a joke but also not #he's too old for me anyway BUT STILL- #teenage disaster #Thorne aleksandr baker

[green-graveyard]

i guess mike is just a plain asshole then

#he treated will like crap for fucking what then #since yknow #hes straight

[etchedstars]

my brother, playing cooking fever: it’s in the fruity igloo? no wonder i cant do that

#hes straight #the overdue asteroid strikes again

[redvelvetwishtree]

#the past couple of days really laid bare everyone's hypocrisy #and Netanyahu is saying with a straight face that he is a peacemaker #??? #iran #Palestine #israel #david cameron #kay burley #free palestine #gaza #middle east #gaza strip #free gaza #fuck israel

[large-ape-humongous]

Laios Finnish phenotype real

#ice/snow bath straight out of the sauna feels so good I'm not kidding #he just like me fr fr finnish autism king #dungeon meshi #laios touden

[abd-appleboxdog]

I love these fools so much. I hope in the end they stay together or keep in touch. I heart them its like the dad who didn’t want a cat but loves the cat

#I love dad chilchuck #I love whenever these two are in frame #they’re always in the background judging and being haters #there’s also a lot of frames with them and marcille together #I love all three #chilchuck and marcille have a cute and interesting friendship #marcille loves izutsumi cause she’s a cat and she cares for her #and izutsumi loves chilchuck cause he’s warm! #I’m kidding I think chilchuck treats her good cause he realizes she’s still a kid and also a cat #straight up father mode brah #misc post #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #izutsumi #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi izutsumi

[chiptrillino]

ID: Katara and sokka in swimgear. in the first image, sokka is searching for something in the water. his hair getting wet. katara leans over to him saying "don't you think, its time for a haircut?" in the second image sokka rose form the water, a dog-shark creature in hand, swinging his hair in Katara face splashing her. smugly he says "no <3". End ID

i know its winter! i know it likley snowed by now on the northern hemilsphere! but... on the southern side is summer time right??? so... its fine.... this is fine!!!

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!!! please do not use or repost this artwork without permission!!!

#chip!art #atla #sokka #katara #water tribe #teeny tiny aang #loong hair!sokka #katara i am sorry i promis i will draw you a nice image soon! #also may or may not inspired by my brother. #but my brother is like 13 years older then me. and i was like... tiny compared to him when he did that #and i think i also got smacked by a swiming bord in the face #so whats better? swiming board or wet hair? i will never know... #i think... i overdid the lenght a bit this time though hahaha #or maybe its the same lenght... i kinda think sokka has kya's hair while katara hakodas #so stright hair is the onlything straight on sokka....

[mayvette]

ijbol

#adventure time #finn mertens #princess bubblegum #marceline #marceline abadeer #at #bubbline #mayvart #disclaimer i dont think finn is straight j think hes stupid and doesnt know gay can also be used as an umbrella term

[catsharky]

My Tav's moral compass is straight and unwaveringly true until stealing is involved at which point it starts spinning so fast it might take off like a helicopter

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Astarion hates the girl scouts because he can no longer enjoy the experience of eating a thin mint straight from the freezer #bg3 comic #bg3 astarion #bg3 karlach #baldur's gate 3 comic #my tav #sharky's tav #astarion #karlach #sharky art #tav: ember #oc: ember

[zillychu]

#danny phantom #fire core au #zilly art #air conditioner danny returns #yes he sleeps ramrod straight like that #listen he hasn't had much practice in a while #everlasting trio

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

Edit: To the people who say I can't use the siren as an example because the siren is supposed to be his brother, and therefore his siren being a man doesn't work. If you reread that bullet point, then you will realize that I didn't put it down as just simply Dean's siren being a man. I recognize that the siren is supposed to be his brother. It's the fact that Sam still thinks the siren infects people through sex, not knowing that it's actually through saliva when he realizes who the siren is. So when he sees that Dean's siren is a guy, he had to assume they had sex, and he does not seem surprised by this at all.

#i'm not even trying to prove a point #I'm just genuinely confused as to what the heck these scenes were supposed to be if dean is not bi #the fact that dean was the best written bi character who struggles with internalized homophobia I have ever seen and it was an accident #insane #dean and cas had the best relationship development I have ever seen #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #dean is bi #bi dean #bi dean winchester #they did my son so dirty #he grew so much over the seasons #without his dad around to force toxic masculinity #they let him be dorky #goofy #geeky #good at cooking #but didn't let him be bi #i will be adding more to the list #the title is a bit of a hyperbole #some of these do make sense with Dean being straight #but they're honestly pushing it

[hamable]

You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.

#I want Ruben to have a little crush on Fabian am I crazy #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #I think Ruben can have a little bi crisis as a treat #even for just a moment #the most popular jock ultimate legend straight As football captain hero just saved his life #he’s allowed to lay in bed tonight staring at the ceiling like ‘uh oh’ #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers

[allthegothihopgirls]

when the batboys get broken bones or other things that can't be fixed in the batcave, and have to go to an actual hospital, they make up the most outlandish sounding excuses for their injuries:

dick (with a broken leg): "well you see, i was actually trying to jump over a river on a pair of rollerskates"

jason (with broken ribs): "i was volunteering at the zoo... feeding the alligators. i fell backwards with the meat in my hands, and one pounced on me. funny how much damage they can do."

tim (with the worst concussion man has ever seen): "oh that? i was walking outside.. and my brothers were playing basketball on the top floor of the house, and one of them accidentally threw the ball out the window, and it landed on my head"

(bruce hears that one and has to reconsider whether or not the version of the story tim told him (getting hit by condiment king's mustard launcher) was the truth or not)

damian (with fingers twisted in every direction): "i play the piano... very violently"

#i KNOW they have doctors and stuff who know who they are etc #this is my headcanon #also dick's one came straight from an episode of jackass #i live for johnny knoxville explaining to medical workers how he gets his injuries #batboys #batfam #batfamily #the robins #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #batman #nightwing #red robin #red hood #robin #dcu #dc #dc comics #dc batman #gothihop speaks