#hey i think im in love with you. bummer. hey sure im in love with you too i think i mean i guess. lets get married. no nevermind. no ok yes

[2dieavirgin]

okay please hello i haven't seen anyone talk about this article which is so funny and my favorite thing ever ermm happy pride month i guess

#house md #emi text #to be honest chase is a lesbian TO ME but he's a terrible one at that. and i feel whatever him and cameron had going on is just like the #messiest lesbian relationship to ever exist. lets fuck. no nevermind i was high. i changed my mind lets fuck again. ok no we gotta stop. #hey i think im in love with you. bummer. hey sure im in love with you too i think i mean i guess. lets get married. no nevermind. no ok yes #we are so happily married i love you even tho this is so boring kinda. you have your dead husbands sperm frozen. YOU KILLED A MAN? #but i gotta say he's like schrodingers queer. hes gay hes a lesbian hes straight hes trans IDC i love all of it

[cherlv]

*+ ENHYPEN IMAGINE # 2˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

PARK JONGSEONG

ੈ✩‧₊˚ crush!jay x reader

GENRE ♥︎ angst, unrequited love romance, jay and reader is in 11th grade.

ABOUT ♥︎ you decide to stop liking jay.

💌 > hi! This is my second enhypen imagine. I'm planning to do this from oldest to youngest. And please don't judge my writing... im not good :c so i hope you like this story !

WARNING ◆ this is for entertainment purposes only. Anything portrayed By enhypen does not reflect them in real life.

You remember it ever so briefly. The way he caught your eye the moment you saw him. He was tall, he has glasses and he was soft-spoken. You eventually knew his name.

Park Jay.

Gosh, even his name is handsome.

You would always ask your friend, "do you think I have a chance with him?" Or "Am I pretty enough for him?"

They would all reply with yes. They reassured you all the time.

But you knew it wasn't true.

How could a guy like him every be with me? I'm not even half as pretty as the girls in my section and on his section.

Even with all those painful words, it didn't stop you from hoping. Maybe he was going to like you.

Well, given that all your previous crushes had girlfriends, Jay didn't. This is perfect.

You desperately asked your friends to help you get closer to him, but you have made no progress. The only interaction you both would have was just exchanging 'hi's' or 'good morning's'.

It's okay. As long he doesn't grow a crush on anyone, it's okay.

You were painfully obvious that you liked him. Maybe that's why Jay doesn't approach you like he does to other people. He was always more... composed when it comes to you.

Maybe he's weirded out by me? I mean, he's seen me grow red every time I see him.

But no, that would mean he would try to avoid me. But he doesn't. He greets me. There's no way he could hate me right?

Maybe it's how I look. I know I'm ugly but—

"(name!)" Your friend screams. "What are you thinking about again?"

"I–"

"There's 5 minutes left 'till the next period, let's go." Your friend grabs and pulls your arm, but you resist.

"Wait! I have to wait until Jay leaves too," you say to her, your neck stretched out to view him.

"God, you and your infatuation with Jay...." your friend lets out a long sigh. "You're seriously choosing him over getting to class in time?"

"Oh! They're leaving!" You hurriedly fixed your things. You stacked your notebooks and pocketed your ballpens. "Let's go!"

"Oh my gosh." Your friend lets out, annoyed.

You both gathered your things and headed to class. In the hallway though, you heard a bunch of girls from Jay's section talking about something.

Something that you feared might happen.

"Bummer, Jay likes a girl from the 12th grade."

"Omg, Really? He's into older girls? Wow."

"I know right. Can't blame him though, the girls pretty as hell!!"

"Did you hear who was it?"

"Kim Ye-jin? I think? I'm not really sure what her name was haha."

"But don't you think they would look cute? I mean Jay is an incredibly handsome guy. I think it's possible they could end up together."

Your heart dropped at their conversation. Your friend heard it too and placed her arms around in attempt to somehow comfort you.

You turned pale and was silent all the way to class.

"Hey. (Name), don't think about it that much, okay?" Your friend tells you, rubbing your back gently.

You nod slowly, staring at your table.

What if it's true? What if...

"Good morning class!"

Classes are over, and your section was the first one to be dismissed. You're currently waiting for your other friend who are in the other section before you commute and go home.

Not long after, a bunch of students emerge from the school entrance, making their way to the waiting area.

"(Name)!!" Your friend greets you.

"Soo-ya!" You hug her, and she does the same.

"Are you going to go home now?" You ask her. She shakes her head.

"I'm waiting for my sister. She's letting me join her friend's party. Apparently her 'friend' is popular." Soo-ya sighs.

"Wow~ Who's her friend?" You ask curiously.

"I think it's Ye-jin?" She shrugs, "My sister never told me."

Oh? Oh.

"Oh her." You huff. Your face suddenly frowning.

"Yeah, her. What's up with Ye-jin?" Soo-ya asks cautiously. "Wait, did she do something to you?"

"Oh- Uh- no she didn't do anything... I didn't it mean it that way." You sigh, "don't pay mind to what I said." You shake your head. You didn't expect that to come out of your mouth.

"Ooooookkkk...." she says suspiciously.

After walking home with a heavy feeling, you decided to immediately flop down on your bed. You mother questions your new behavior and you brushed her off, telling her you 'weren't feeling it' today.

You opened your phone to do what-not, then suddenly a 'ping' sound was made. You opened it, and your friend, jake posted a story in instagram.

What?

'THAT WAS AWESOME @pjs_jay' with a blushing jay in the picture.

Curiosity gets the better of you, so.. you asked jake what the story meant.

Okay. So its true then. You thought it may just be rumors. Your heart shattered at the message.

You're lucky this is by text. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to hide your sadness.

Maybe... it's time to let him go.

#enhypen imagines #enhypen series #enhypen angst #enhypen jay #enhypen ff #enhypen fluff #enhypen #enhypen scenarios

[verxca]

Reiner Braun X Fem!Reader

Hands Up Pt. 2 ⋆⭒˚｡⋆

Summary: An evening in the town changed into something different when someone spots you ₊ ⊹

Warnings: None! ₊ ⊹

Spending time alone, outside, was always something you cherished. Being able to just enjoy nature without having to worry about anything else was rare for you. Even though you did love to observe the scenery; going on strolls in the forest, swims in the lake, etc; Today you had decided to wander in the market.

You walked through the streets of Trost, smiling at mothers and kids when they walked by, smelling the delicious foods and goods merchants were selling. You looked up at the sky; admiring the orange coloured clouds as your mind wondered with thought.

You couldn’t help but keep thinking back to your old mission, to Reiner. It was scary, of course, but you were still mad at yourself that you didn’t retrieve the files. Though you knew it would’ve been hard to without putting up a damn good fight. Even from that short time you saw him, you knew Reiner could easily overpower you.

You kept imagining different ways it could have played out, different methods you could have used to trick him. You came to the conclusion that it was just unfortunate… all of it. That you happened to come a little later. That you happened to not bring a weapon. You sighed. It was still such a bummer, you needed that money. It wasn’t for drugs or fancy clothes, rather just to support your family.

Suddenly, you got a tap on your shoulder.

You instinctively flinched a bit, not predicting anyone would have come up to talk to you. You quickly turned around and saw him; Reiner. Your face immediately dropped in shock, eyes widened and brows furrowed.

“Reiner…”

You didn’t know what to say or do. You couldn’t quite read the expression on his face, either. You knew he was a scout because of his uniform, so then was this it? Was he going to arrest you? Did you need to run? With everything on your mind, conflicted thoughts and an indecisive brain caused you to take a couple steps back.

“Hey, easy, easy. I’m not here to get you in trouble, or anything.”

Your shoulders immediately relaxed and you took another step forward, closing the distance.

“Oh- Sorry, you scared me”

You nervously chuckle, still unsure of how this was all going to play out.

“I was just heading back, but then spotted you. Figured I’d come say hello”

You relax even more as his gentle words soothe your anxiety. Even though you hadn’t met on the best terms; you prayed to god that you two could become closer.

In full honesty; You liked Reiner. He was just a sweet dude, his charming attitude couldn’t help but make you feel at ease, even in the most dire of situations. You smiled.

“That’s nice… How are you doing?” You asked him innocently.

He was relieved, happy to have not freaked you out too much.

“Good, you? Holding up ok after that? Hopefully I didn’t scare you too much.”

You playfully chuckled back as you and Reiner begun to walk side by side.

“Oh- No, Im all good. You were just doing your duty, after all.”

He smiles, looking down at you.

“Sooo, what are you doing out here?”

You look back up, thinking for a moment. It felt nice to talk to him like this normally. You didn’t have too many friends, didn’t know too many people that would strike up a conversation like this.

“Just came on a walk, nothing special. I was planning on heading back too-”

He looked away, contemplating wether or not to say it. A blush so faint it wasn’t noticeable appeared on his cheeks.

“Care if I walk you home?”

Reiner says so sweetly, so casually that you couldn’t tell if he was flirting, or just being a gentleman like always.

“Sure… I’d love that.”

You continued to walk for another couple seconds in silence.

“So what’d you end up buying? Anything fancy?”

He asks, genuinely curious. One part of him wanting to know more about you, one part just wanting to hear that pretty voice of your’s once more.

“Well- I didn’t get anything, actually…”

You admit, aware you sound disappointing.

“Oh, really? Are you hungry? I could buy us food if you’d like.”

Oh god. You were staring to fall for him, you could feel it. You looked down and fiddled with your thumbs nervously.

“Well… sure, if it isn’t too much of a hassle”

He smiles once more and looks at you.

“Hey, don’t sweat it, s’my treat.”

You started to scan around the street. Since it was getting late, some people were starting to close, the lights in bars shutting off. Though, some merchants remained.

You now scouted out one to buy, not just to observe like earlier. Reiner also looked around, trying to figure out what little treat to buy the both of you.

“Here.”

He says bluntly, almost sternly as he walks over to one of the stalls. Without an ounce of hesitation, you follow him.

The merchant before your eyes was selling freshly picked fruit. Your mouth watered just looking at it, craving the array of neat sweets right in front of you. The merchant spotted you; a middle aged man with a kind smile.

“Oh, what can I get this lovely couple?”

Your face immediately turned red; starting to realize that this really did look like you two were on a date. Your mind flashed images of Reiner, picturing him as you boyfriend.

You were brought back to reality when Reiner looked down at you with an open jaw, like he was unable to speak as well. You could actually see the blush on his face this time, just causing the butterflies in your own stomach to flutter even more.

You could hear Reiner say something, but it just came out as an incoherent murmur for you. You were overwhelmed at just the slightest of situations. It was more funny than anything, really. You had committed numerous crimes before, of course guilt followed, but you never actually felt like this.

This was a new feeling… not of embarrassment, but of ecstasy.

You looked back around and realized Reiner had already payed, and was handing you a ripe, red apple. You could already feel how it tasted on your tongue, grabbing it quickly as he leads you back away.

Even though the interaction was short, it was sweet; The slightest compliment from a stranger could change your perception. You eagerly took a bite of the apple, instantly tasting its sweet juice.

“Good?”

You looked back up at him, apple in hand. Reiner had already taken a bite, and was silently chewing his slice.

“Wow… Thank You, yes, it’s good-”

You were so preoccupied with feelings that the words just splurged out into a panicked drabble. Reiner found your nervousness cute, noticing the blush on your face.

“So, how far do you live from here, by the way? I don’t mind walking, really”

He said, again like such a gentleman; His mother must have raised him so well, you thought. You had also forgotten why you were with him in the first place, it was just an escort, really. You checked around your surroundings once more; the streets were beginning to empty out.

“Oh- It’s not too far from here, not at all. Just around that corner.”

You said with a hint of relief in your voice, pointing with your free hand to the direction you were indicating.

“Goch’a”

Reiner said with a sly smile. As you walked side by side once more, you couldn’t help but take a step back from everything.

What was this, really? Just a kind act, or blatent flirting? Either way… He was a scout. Even being friends with someone affiliated with the military could be risky for you. After all; Crime was the life you had to resort too.

A wave of sadness hit you, knowing this could never work out.

“I dont live too far from here, either. Surprised I haven’t seen you around.”

He hums, almost trying to be oblivious to this whole thing. You looked up at him, taking another bite of the apple.

“Well… I’m around.”

You smile; leaving a vague tone in your voice. Reiner smirked once more.

“Hey, you’re with the scouts, right?”

You ask innocently, feeling comfortable yet nervous. You hadn’t even thought it over, if saying that was a good idea. After all, you had no idea if Reiner had ever reported the incident to his superiors. You eyed the ground anxiously as you awaited his reply.

“You’ve got a keen eye, pretty”

Your cheeks flush up with a bit more red; He was definitely trying to start something with you. You averted your gaze back to him, noticing the definite non-threatening expression that his face conveyed.

“Well… I had just recognized your uniform”

Reiner observed you intently, remarking your flushed cheeks and red ears. Again, he knew what he was doing, and knew that it was working. Simple words and nicknames with sensual undertones clearly got you worked up in some way.

You eventually realized it was your stop. You gradually started to slow your walking pace, Reiner looking up to see where you lived. It was an old, battered apartment complex. He couldn’t help but feel a bit sad for you, starting to catch onto your situation.

“Thank you for the walk, Reiner”

He blushed a bit as you adresses him by his name. You begun to walk backwards, smiling at him still as you kept eye contact.

“No problem, Y/N. Have a good night, I’ll see you around.”

He jokes, referring to your past conversation. You let out a little chuckle before waving goodbye, opening the door.

He stared at your figure, admiring your expressions and bodily language. He truly hoped that you would be the one he could call his one day.

#verxca ❀˖° #reiner braun #reiner braun x reader #reiner x you #aot #attack on titan

[theworldofotps]

She’s Four Weeks!

The Demon Dad series, following Bálor as he navigates parenthood.

Word Count: 596 Description: Bálor tries to figure out what to do with a human baby.

Masterlist Big thanks to @ava-valerie for this idea, I hope you all enjoy.

Thank you @new-zealand-chic for beta reading for me and helping add. _____________ Tag list: @omg-im-such-a-masochist @melissahausen @new-zealand-chic @writtingrose @sjwrites22 @sassymox @mrsacklesevansmgk @xladyxfatex @biforrollynch @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch @demonqueen29 @itsicantbelievethis666 @lilred91 @rebellious-desires @thiccc-rider-mcintyre @letsgivethisonemoreshot @mcreignsera @ava-valerie @shortyiceheart @serpantscorpio8497 @thatpanpal @thatnerdwriter @wrestlersownmyheart @vebner37 @auburnwrites @aews-four-pillars @seeingstarks @whenimakeitshine1234 @legit9thlunaticwarrior @cherrytheeredheadmamaclaymore @blaquekitty @ironshamelessyouth @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin@melblacc @alliwant456 @elevennbloom @xbreezymeadowsmunsonx @mcreignsera  If you wanna be added to the list lemme know. ___________ “Are you sure you will be okay watching the baby while I shower?”

You ask your husband Finn as you gathered your clothing, the baby was napping and you wanted to enjoy a nice hot shower while you had the chance.

“Of course love, there’s nothing to worry about you go ahead and enjoy your shower. If the baby wakes then I’ll handle it.”

Nodding you kiss him before heading off to enjoy a few minutes to yourself. Finn grabbed the baby monitor and returned to the kitchen so he could finish making lunch for the two of you. What he hadn’t expected was Bálor to pop through, the demon king planned to surprise you. 

“Where is y/n?”

“She’s upstairs taking a shower, a little warning before you just pop through would have been nice you know.”

“Be that as it may we both know I’m not nice.” 

Bálor says as he looked around the kitchen, making his way to the living room he sits on the couch and slightly recoiled when he saw the baby staring at him. 

“Why is it just staring?” 

“Because she just woke up that’s why, just say hi to her.”

Bálor gave a little wave. “Um hi.” 

Y/c/n made a little noise and yawned causing Finn to laugh. 

“Looks like she’s bored of you already.” 

“How on earth could you be bored of me, you literally eat, sleep, and shit. Plus that awful crying, it’s annoying.”

“Be nice to her!” 

“Okay okay, fine damn you don’t need to yell…” 

Bálor watches your child for a few minutes before gently tapping his hands on his knees. 

“Sooo.” He says watching the baby as he tried to think. “Do you want a beer?”

“She’s four weeks old!” 

“I don’t know! What am I supposed to do with her?”

“Try just talking to her, don’t let y/n know you offered our baby alcohol.”

“Why would I talk to it,  she obviously can’t answer me back… Does it do any tricks?”

“SHE’s not a dog!”

“I was just wondering, babies of important demons can have powers.”

“We won’t know until she’s older, why would you like her more than?”

Finn asked, amusement evident in his voice it was different seeing the demon king struggle with something he had never dealt with before.

“Possibly, maybe not. Okay, what to do with you?”

“Why don’t you turn the swing on that’s always a big hit.”

Standing, Bálor walked over to the swing and looked around for an on button. He had never used one of these before but he was the king it shouldn’t be too hard.

“Top green button.”

“Yes, I see that I was just examining it.”

Rolling his eyes Bálor pressed the button and then stepped back watching as it began to swing. Y/c/n looks around and babbles as the swing starts, moving excitedly before relaxing back into the seat.

“Human babies are so strange, this must be your doing.”

“Hey! She’s not strange our baby is a sweetheart.”

“Except when she wakes up screaming in the middle of the night for food and because she’s soiled herself.”

“You’re such a bummer don’t let our wife hear you saying this stuff you may not see the promised land for a while if you do.”

“Then I think it’s best I come back at another time.”

“Good idea.”

Sitting back on the couch so Finn wouldn’t pass out Bálor looks at the baby once more.

“Farewell small offspring I’ll see you next time.”

Closing his eyes Bálor returns back to his kingdom this ‘parenthood’ was going to be one hell of a long journey.

#wwe #finn bálor #the demon king #the demon king fanfiction #the demon dad series #Bálor #scheduled post

[slamdunkhcs]

Hey , I’ve stalked your blog and I’m in love with your work ! I stumbled on it by accident and now I’m back in love with these dorks.

Can you write maki , rukawa , fujima , and sendoh’s reaction to confessing their feelings and being rejected ? Like they’ve been pinning for her for months and turned down fast ?

im so happy you like my work 🥲🥲🥲 and thank you sm for requesting. ngl this was kinda sad to think about LMAOO. also tbh i cant see rukawa ever confessing to a girl so I’ll just do the other three.

slam dunk boys getting rejected

Sendoh

Sendoh was initially really nonchalant going to you. He had waited for a more private moment to talk to you, and he simply stated how he had liked you and that he wanted to tell you that.

In all honesty, Sendoh did expect his confession to be accepted, but he had also figured that it wouldn’t be too much of a bummer if it went the other way.

As you reject him, his face expression was that of a crestfallen look for just a second. But he quickly went back to smiling at you and said that it was alright and that you shouldn’t feel bad about rejecting him.

He’d wish you well and say goodbye. Later that day, he would go skip practice and go fishing to clear his mind. He wouldn’t be necessarily emotional or heartbroken, I feel like he would have an “it is what it is” mindset.

Maki

Maki thought about what he was going to say for a while, and he thought about the best setting to approach you in. He’s really formal and polite when he’s telling you how he feels, and he looks directly in the eye.

Partially thanks to his teammates (mostly Kiyota’s nosy ass), he was hyped up and Kiyota told him that you likely felt the same way. So part of him thought that you would accept his confession.

He feels disappointed and a bit embarrassed after hearing you reject him. But he tries to cover that up, he bows down a little bit and apologizes for taking up your time and possibly being an inconvenience. He respects your words and he doesn’t want to come off as pushy so he leaves it at that.

I feel like part of him would still want to try pursuing and getting you interested in him, but he also knows that chasing after something one sided would be an inconvenience for you. So he would just let it be. That doesn’t mean he isn’t bummed out over it though, it’d be something that lingers in his mind for a while.

Fujima

Like Maki, Fujima planned out what he was going to say to you. He spent alot of time thinking of the best words to use and how to make sure he sounded sincere. I think he practiced in front of his mirror a couple times.

He had kept his eyes on you for a while, but he wasn’t exactly expecting you to accept his feelings since you never showed any big signs of liking him. But he didn’t want to give up so easily either and he felt like not acting on how he felt would be stupid.

Fujima is disappointed as he hears you reject him but he tries his best to not make that too obvious. He wouldn’t want to make you feel bad or anything, so he thanks you for your time and wishes you the best.

That day during practice, he’s more distracted than usual, and his team wonders why he hasn’t been focused on coaching them. He tries to keep himself collected and not to let it bother him too much.

#anime and manga #headcanon #slam dunk #slam dunk anime #スラムダンク #blog #shinichi maki #maki #sendoh #akira #akira sendoh #kenji fujima #kenji #shinichi #fujima kenji #fujima #rejection #this was sad to write about #rukawa #slam dunk manga #slamdunk

[aiher]

EYES LOCKED, HANDS LOCKED

ft. silver wolf

synopsis: how you and silver wolf became buddy-buddy, and the levels of intimacy you go through once you become closer.

warnings: pining, friends to ???, silver wolf can be annoying as shit, also I've never fallen in love so im winging it in the last section

i think at first, before you two even become "friends", she'd think you were annoying.

not because you are, but because she can't mess with you in the same way you do to her.

you know, it's hard to keep up with someone that has similar powers to you.., you're not on that pedestal anymore.

but at the same time it's quite refreshing to her, I mean, how often does she get whisked off her feet, how many times is she up against someone one step ahead of her? not often, that's for sure.

silver wolf is lying on a couch mindlessly scrolling through her phone when you form into the room with a handheld console, "walking" toward her with intent; this has become the norm for you two.

you wave the console around as a sort of greeting and get to the point, "hey, wolfie, i just found this pretty cool game, you should play!" you told her while sitting on the couch she laid on, once again waving the console in her direction. except only one word stuck out to her— wolfie. since when did you call her that? seriously, waaay too chummy for her liking. (no matter how many times she tries convincing herself otherwise, she doesn't actually mind the nickname all that much.)

your hologram shifted closer to her, probably out of habit, to, in your words, "really show her the game", forcing the console closer to her face while blabbering about how cool it'd be if she played it.

the stellaron hunter still had her mind on that nickname you called her, i mean, where did that come from? she extended her hand through the holographic console and shook it, hoping you'd get the gist of what she was trying to do.

you retract both your hand and console then looked at silver wolf, watching her as she speaks. "what did you call me?" huh? what's she on about? wait, does she mean that nickname? "i called you wolfie?" your words form into something similar to a question, not that you intended it to.

after this, she just stares at you. a lot of questions run through your head; does she want you to say something? is she thinking?

eventually words just flow out of your mouth. "were we not close enough to get to the "nickname stage" of a friendship? or do you not like nicknames? or was it—" she cuts you off and finally spoke after the minutes of torture she just gave you.

"hold on, nothing was wrong with it! i was just a little confused." the last few words felt like they were thrown in,

"confused?"

"mm, i didnt think we were all that close," it's almost like she could feel the discourse stirring up in your head, "but your cool to be around so i don't mind being close."

your hologram smiled, cheeks rising and all— it was nice to see. at least, that's what silver wolf would say.

she'd still argue that it's a bummer she couldn't see the real you like that, such a shame you don't use aether editing on your physical body.

now, you're a closer friend of hers. she doesn't usually do "friends", so cherish this title.

i think now she'll tease you way more.., just her way of showing you can get friendly with her

one of the many different ways she'll mess with you is by pinching your cheeks, at least when she sees you in your physical form (which isnt often...bummerx2)

another way is by changing the image-form on your hologram so you look ridiculous, you catch onto it early-on, so it's not as fun...

until she finds out that you can have quite the temper to people who ask silly questions, it seems like she's found another way to mess with you.

the two of you are at a store, somewhere in the slums of an unnamed planet, haggling with the owner for some definitely not legal, nor licensed, piece of tech.

"200k? for this piece of junk? no way!"

"if it were just a piece of junk you wouldn't be here in the first place! pay up or leave!"

"10k. take it or leave it."

"leave!!"

silver wolf grew more annoyed by the second. it seemed like this old head wouldn't budge, and it's not like she's paying 200k for something like that...

she might as well leave, this isn't getting anywhere.

"y/n, let's go." she turns to you— well, the space where she thought you'd be.

her eyes scan the room for you, she's not leaving this dump alone, lest she forget you on this planet and she never hears of you again. walking to the front of the store she finally finds you; staring at some piece of tech in your hand— one that looks quite similar to the one she attempted to haggle for.

her mouth stands agap for just a few seconds, "did you— no way.., I didn't think I'd be friends with a criminal." She starts to smile, her eyes lidded.

you gasped, "there you are! 'kay, take this." you take her arm and open her hand, placing the piece of tech on it. she looks up at you, wondering. "quick, make three copies." your request sounded more like a command.

"oh? and who are you to be demanding me? i expect proper payment y'know."

your body grew rigid, is this girl serious? a sigh escaped your mouth, a hand caressed your temple. "what would you like as compensation, o' great silver wolf?" the last few words dragging on.

she holds a finger to your chest and pokes it to the rhythm of her words, "i get to take a copy of your super-secret-coding!" she's smiling, but it's not a kind smile. the type of smile you feel would belong on a cheshire cat, one that can tell you for certain that she's having quite a lot of fun.

you stutter—sputter. "what!? no way!" that was your life's work, the foundation of the life that you had built, the reason you were so insusceptible to aether-attacks/basic hax. you'd be damned if you gave someone a copy just for some miniscule favour.

"seriously? damn." silver wolf looks to the sky, plentiful clouds of smoke. "is it really all that important?" she tries to play dumb for a moment, just to see the look of anger flash on your face. "yes! you of all people should know!"

she chuckles, and then it quickly evolves into laughter as you question her, trying to speak through the incoming giggles. though, the chatter quickly came to a close when you heard a certain old man yell,

"THIEVES! DIRTY, NASTY THIEVES!!"

the two of you shared a look, "let's go, now!" you whispered in hopes that he wouldn't quicken his pace. "c'mon, what's the worst an old man can do? we don't have to run." silver wolf spoke, "I would rather not get caught and handed to this planet's policers, we're running." your hand held hers as you ran, just borderline sprinting, hearing that shop owner squawk as he attempted to run outside, only to find the two of you running— or rather, you dragging silver wolf as you set the pace.

now, you're in your respective rooms, light years apart.

silver wolf laid on her bed, stretching as her console lay next to her, paused.

you, however, had just finished making 3 copies of the tech you had now stolen. one for you, one for silver wolf, one for the old man you robbed, and the original another for display purposes.

though, you contemplated giving silver wolf a copy, but your doubts quickly faded as you realised that she was just fucking with you.

you kick one of the boxes in your room out of anger, blaming silver wolf when you hear something shatter.

silver wolf sees something forming out of the corner of her eye— she expects it to be you, so imagine her surprise when it's a copy of the stolen tech accompanied with a sticky note.

can't come. fixing something. don't fuck with me next time we go somewhere, its not enjoyable.

the hacker lets out a quiet, quick snicker. when she first met you, you didn't have such attitudes, she thought you'd be the type to be strictly against such passive aggressiveness, let alone thievery. anywho, this is certainly enjoyable to her, so expect her to keep on messing with you (this time in moderation)

ahhh, you've finally gotten to the hurtful-and-hair-pulling-pining stage.

i can't say it'd be the most enjoyable, or the worst experience possible, but it definitely has it's own set of pros and cons.

but, what i can guarantee you is that the "self-isolation/purposely drifting away" trope won't work with silver wolf.

i mean, you're a good friend to her now. she'd know if you tried to end everything, she's not stupid.

falling in love with silver wolf had to be the most.. unique experience you'd been through. i mean, it's not like you planned for this to happen— it's not often you're hit with such feelings without some sort of insight.

it's pleasant at times, when you go to sleep and start thinking of the one you love rather than the embarrassing things you've done years ago. it helps sometimes, when you're in bed having one of those days where you don't want to do anything— even the thought of her is just enough for you to get up.

but other times? quite the nuisance.

one time, when your hologram appeared in silver wolf's room, the door was left wide open, and you had locked eyes with a tall lady with an eerie look on her face. "oh? and who are you? wolfies friend? or her enemy? you can't just be a stranger to show up in her room." you opened your mouth to explain, but it seems like she's come to her own conclusion. "ah!— are you her partner? maybe a hook-up mad at her.." you stood, trying to explain that no, you weren't her enemy, and no you weren't a hook-up, and definitely not a partner! though she kept playing into the partner thing, insisting that you had to be her s/o.

"you suuure you're not her lover? I mean..."

"yes! I'm sure!"

this kept on going for a while until silver wolf came along, finding kafka standing in front of her room, teasing someone inside. "kafka, are you bullying a ghost?" kafka smiles, "no, I'm talking to your partner." huh? partner? I don't think I'm with anyone ri— she looks past kafka and into the room, only to find you. "y/n?" she questions how this situation even happened, but unfortunately she has no one but kafka to ask, for as soon as you two locked eyes, you disconnected.

your feelings on the topic of having a crush are; "this is such an inconvenience!" and "ah, how enjoyable this is. I hope everybody has these feelings atleast once in their life.", however, they change quickly. similar to the swinging of a pendulum.

but, there was one thing you've pushed far into the back of your head, will these feelings ever be reciprocated?

it's a known fact that silver wolf thinks of this life as a game, but does that stretch to relationships? does she think you're a game? as soon as this thought crossed your mind you couldn't stop thinking. what if you were just some sort of side quest to her— or even worse- an NPC.

everything was so much and so little at the same time,

a hand snuck around you as she took a photo, she muttered a quick "cheese" before the lights flashed. is it pathetic you still think about how she held you? the feeling of her hand— of her. at the time you felt so much for her, but now? you yearn for more.

would it kill her to do that again? you wanna take selfies with her all the time, to savour her expressions, even though they're rather limited that's never stopped you from loving each as their own.

you kept on thinking about the stupid things you wanted to do with her, you wanted to see her with her hair down, you wanted to hug her— a real hug, not those dreadful side hugs. a tight hug, one full of love. your thoughts ended as you were met with the ringing of your phone, you jolted up, not expecting silver wolf to speak in such a pained tone.

"where have you been?" she practically whispers into the speaker, "I've.." is rotting in bed at home an acceptable excuse? you shouldn't have picked up— it's not like you even expected her to call you, at most you thought it'd be some package confirmation. "home."

this conversation isn't going anywhere... that's good, right? you want to distance yourself from her— maybe you should just let her hate you.

silver wolf very obviously sighs into the speaker, disappointment was in the air. "y/n, cut the crap and tell me why you're running away from me."

"running away? what do you mean?" play dumb, play dumb....

"quit playing dumb! just tell me— I'm not a fan of these psychological games y'know."

just tell her? how easy does she think this is— how easy does she think having these feelings are? but, isn't it more painful to keep this bottled up? to make her hate you?. "reme—remember when you said life's just one big game to you?" your words quiver, something you wish didn't happen.

"hm? what's that gotta do with this?" quick to get to the point, just as ever. "what am I to you then?"

your words linger for quite a while until silver wolf finally racks up a reply;

"player 2, obviously."

EXTRA:

"didn't expect you to be so corny, 'o great silver wolf."

"shut up. not funny."

#🎨; works #silver wolf x reader #honkai star rail x reader #silver wolf #honkai star rail #i fear this may be garbage #ummmmmm i mightve rushed it at the end... #MAYBE I'll write a part 2. after my life gets back together.

[creepychan08]

Bokuto x chubby reader

You watched the balls bounced back on the court as the boys practiced their skills. Heaving a sigh of boredom, you looked around and before long were swept in one of your daydreams again.

"n-chan!  Yn-chan!!" You were startled from your thoughts when your big bestfriend aka the ace of Fukurodani yelled your name.

"Yes,  Koutarou-kun?" You tilted your head in question and he bashedly rubbed his hand behind his neck.

"Well, I was trying to get your attention just now. Practice already ended a while ago. But you seem to be distracted in your thoughts."

You looked around you and saw some members taking off the net and mopping the floor.

"Ah, right. Well, shall we head home now?"

"Sure, sure just let me pack my stuff for a bit!" He quickly jogged to get his things and you saw Akaashi approaching you.

"Yo,  Akaashi-kun! You looked awesome back there!" You greeted and he stared calmly at you.

"You were not even watching the practice,  Yn-san"

You sweatdropped. "So perceptive as always,  Akaashi-kun. Your girlfriend must be lucky to have you~"

"I don't have a girlfriend."

"Yet!" You countered,  "You know I can find someone for you~" You playfully nudged his side and he let out a rare smile.

"Stop being silly,  Yn-san"

You pouted,  "Geez,  such a bummer!"

"What are you guys talking about?" Bokuto asked as he return with his things.

"Im asking Yn-san if she's okay since she looked distracted,  that's all."

"Wait,  that's not-"

Bokuto quickly turned towards you.

"Eh!?  Yn-chan what is it!?  Is someone bullying you???"

"Huh?  Wait,  wait!" You shook your hands to try to dismiss the accusation before Akaashi spoke again.

"Don't try to hide it Yn-san. Anyway,  I think it would be best if you talk with Bokuto-san. I would be going home now." And he started walking away.

You were left in silence. Were you really that obvious? You tried to hide the thing that's bothering you but it seems you underestimate Akaashi's observation skill. Man,  its really hard to keep things from him.

"Ne,  Yn-chan are you okay?" By this time, even Bokuto was able to caught on your dispirited self.

'Should I tell him? But its embarassing. And.. pretty childish as well.'

"Lets walk home,  Koutarou-kun." You smiled and avoided his question. Nodding to your request, he didn't question you further but you can feel him getting restless from your lack of answer. Possibly concern as well. Bokuto has been your best friend for a reason,  after all.

"Ne,  Koutarou-kun,  am I ugly?" You finally spoke after some time.

Bokuto quickly whipped his head towards you, eyes glaring in disbelief.

"What!?  Who told you that, Yn-chan? You're the prettiest girl out there!"

His words made your heart flutter and you giggled at him,  "You're my bestfriend,  of course you will say that."

He tilted his head cutely and you almost aww'ed at his appearance.

"Not true!!  I'm being honest here! You're really pretty Yn-chan!  And kind too!"

"Yeah" you sighed, "I'm just fat and maybe unworthy to stand by your side. A lot of girls would kill to be in my position. In fact I wonder why you even stay with me after all this time. I'm just pulling you down-" You were cut off from your ramblings when you felt beefy arms surround you.

"Stop it,  Yn-chan" Bokuto despite being usually dense, already get the gist of what happened. And you suddenly felt embarassed for confessing your insecurities.

"You're not fat or whatever those girls said to you. You're perfect Yn-chan! I love hugging you like this! And I wouldn't trade you for anyone. I'm the one that's lucky to be your bestfriend. You were always there for me,  y'know. Though I hope we can be something more." He whispered the last part but you caught it and you felt your heartbeat getting faster.

"I-" you pressed your arms tigher around him as you shove your face in his jersey. He smelt of sweat and light cologne but you smiled regardless. He smell so lovely to you. So, so him.

"I like you too, Koutarou-kun" You mumbled but you know he heard it when the arms surrounding get tighter and you were pulled back to see his excited,  beaming face.

"Is that true,  Yn-chan!!??" He yelled excitedly. You can almost see a tail wagging behind him.

"Of course,  you dummy." You looked away in embarassment but still happy regardless at the turn of events.

"Then would you be my girlfriend?"

"Yes, Kou-kun" You smiled widely at him,  giving him a new nickname.

Bokuto yelled in triumph and immediately pick you up to swing you around.

"Hey,  hey, hey!!! Yn is my girlfriend now!!!" His face had a wide grin and you could see the sparks in his eyes as you squealed at your position.

"Put me down,  I'm heavy!" You consciously said but he only put his arms around you,  changing your position so you sit on his muscled arms like a child.

"You're not! See?  You weigh like nothing!" He bragged and you giggled at his childishness.

"Of course, you're the strong and awesome ace after all." You whisper in his ear, only increasing his pride and he immediately voiced his agreement.

"Damn right!  Now let's get you home Yn-chan!"

With that, the two of you went on your merry way.

Fin

#haikyuu #haikyu #bokutoxreader #bokuto koutarou #bokuto x reader #bokuto #insecure reader #readerinsert #xreader #fluff #akaashi #fukurodani #anime #sportsanime #chubbyreader #chubby #bokutoxchubbyreader #bokuto x chubby reader

[mrs-gucci]

Mr. Handsy {Clyde Logan x wife!Reader}

@icarusinthesea :

Okay, okay. I think I've thought of something. Eh, it's a mediocre idea, but it does it for me. Fighting with Clyde followed by sweet, hot, nasty make up sex. I can not think of anything else. But whatever you write I'll love. 🥰

author’s notes: hello, hello! writers block has been hitting HARDCORE as of late, which is kind of a bummer, but luckily I’m feeling a bit better now! @icarusinthesea​ thank you for this request!! I hope it was worth the (very long) wait, and I send love to you, friend <3 <3

warnings: fluff. smut. club brawls. violence against an asshole. protectiveness. dom!Clyde. oral sex (m receiving). rough sex. unprotected sex/creampie.

(possible) tw’s: non-con touching (not by Clyde). physical conflict. sex in a public restroom.

word count: 1.9k

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You had a bad feeling about this place from the very beginning, from the moment you stepped into this stupid sleazy club for your co-worker’s birthday.

Clyde decided to tag along, mainly to hang out with the other poor guys whose wives dragged them along tonight.

The bass pulses your eardrums as you make your way over to the booth that they’d claimed, saying some very loud ‘hi’s’ and ‘hello’s’ to everyone before taking a seat on Clyde’s lap.

Your outfit certainly matches the locale of tonight’s party, sexy and risqué while maintaining at least some coverage and dignity for your larger areas. Clyde’s been having some trouble keeping his eyes, and now that he can, his hands, off you.

His calloused flesh hand runs over your thigh and hip in a soothing manner, mindless in its movements over your exposed skin.

Soon, a good dancing song comes on and no matter how much you try to beg Clyde to join you on the crowded floor, he refuses, insisting that you go have some fun with your friends.

His eyes keep a close watch on you, knowing that unfortunately, it’s highly likely that some bonehead Joe will come along and think he can touch without permission.

He finds himself in a sort of entranced state, watching the way your hips move when you dance, watches your skin bounce and jiggle with each motion, sees the way the multicolored lights bounce off the sequins on your dress…

Sure enough, said bonehead Joe dances his way over to you, not-so-subtly checking you out from a bit of a distance before making his approach.

Clyde almost instantly leaps into action when his hand touches your hip and he slides in behind you. Thinking that the man behind you is Clyde, you start grinding against him a bit more, smirking.

But, only after a second or two, his motions and touch begin to feel awfully foreign. You’ve just truly begun to doubt your dancing partner’s identity when he leans down to whisper in your ear.

“Keep dancing like this and I’ll just have to take you home, babygirl.”

Goosebumps form on your skin in disgust the moment you hear an unfamiliar voice, yanking away from his grubby grip.

“How dar—“

“Hey, you!”

Your eyes widen and you look around the man to see a very angry-looking Clyde storming his way over to where you’re standing.

He turns the handsy man around with a hand on his shoulder, then gives him a shove. “Can’t ya see she’s married, asshole? Don’t you ever think ya can just go ‘round here, touchin’ what ain’t yours.”

“Cly—“

“Don’t ya even start with me right now, Y/N. I can’t believe ya didn’t stop ‘im, can’t believe ye kept grindin’ against ‘im.”

Your eyes widen. “Clyde, p-please, it’s not like tha—“

“I thought I told ya t’ can it, Y/N.”

You shudder at his commanding and harsh tone, immediately backing down and biting your lip as the tears swell in your eyes.

The man wears a small smirk, giving Clyde an equally rough shove backwards. “And what, you’re telling me she’s yours? Bullshit she is. Who’d ever wanna marry a one-armed redneck like you?”

Big mistake. Clyde used to just stand down and shut off whenever someone made fun of his disability, but usually now, he just gets fucking pissed.

Sure enough, his jaw clenches and he quickly lunges at Mr. Handsy, forcefully knocking him to the scuffed dance floor. Often times, mostly due to his kind and gentle demeanor, you forget that Clyde’s a veteran. A special ops veteran, at that.

You can’t deny that bearing witness to his unbridled anger and dominance isn’t at least a little bit sexy, even if you do feel incredibly guilty about not realizing sooner that it wasn’t Clyde.

Like the coward he truly is, and that many men like him are, he flees the scene quickly when he looks up and sees the anger in Clyde’s eyes.

Meanwhile, you instantly rush up to him, apologizing repeatedly. “Clyde, I’m so sorry, I thought it was you and I didn’t mean to—“

He snatches your wrist, bending down so that his hot, slightly strained breath wafts across your face. “You’d better yer slutty ass into the restroom right fuckin’ now.” He growls, letting you go.

You nod, whimpering under your breath as you scurry off into the bathroom.

He follows after you, pushing you into the single stall before reaching around to lock the door.

“Clyde, please, I’m so sorry. I promise that I didn’t know it wasn’t you until he spoke and I pulled away right after that. I would never…”

He holds a hand up and you trail off, then crosses it back over his chest along with the other. When you look up at him, ready to apologize further, he gives you a subtle head shake and a faint smile.

“Get m’ cock out.”

You know, then, that he’s not mad, and you know exactly what he wants from you. You step up to him with a small smirk and pop the button on his Levi’s, pulling the zipper down before reaching in to fish out his half-hard length.

“Now stroke it. You know how I like it.”

Your hand holds a steady grip around the protrusion, starting off slow but quickening randomly, just as he likes it.

His head tilts back onto the cheap tiled wall, nostrils flaring as he exhales shakily. “Thaaaaat’s m’ girl, just like that.”

You speed up just a bit, focusing your pressure and ministrations on the upper half of his shaft, moving the little bit of excess skin up and down his shiny pink head.

“Mmmmffhhh.” He groans through pursed lips, hips rutting forward into your touch.

Suddenly, he pushes your hand away, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment to cope with the sudden loss of stimulation on his pulsing arousal.

“Knees.”

You get onto your knees, using his shoes as cushioning.

“Mouth open.”

Your jaw falls open and he wastes no time in moving himself into proper position, sheathing himself fully in your mouth.

“Ghhhohhh, s-shit.”

You’re choking right off the bat, shoulders shaking with each violent cough.

“Yeah, take it. Gon’ make ye choke on me, shove m’ cock down yer lil throat ‘till ya can’t breathe no more.”

You somehow manage to moan around him in between your gags and coughs, lungs panicked for the rough cutoff of airflow by Clyde’s length. Tears begin to swell in your eyes, soon running down your cheeks.

His eyebrows are tightly knitted in the center of his forehead, skin glistening with the beginnings of sweat as his hips rut into your cavern even quicker and rougher now.

Clyde has to physically pull himself away from your mouth, shuddering as his cock bobs and throbs angrily at the loss of friction. His hand splays out on the wall, chest heaving as he takes a moment to re-gain composure.

Then, he looks down at you, gaze sizzling your very skin.

“Up. Turn yerself ‘round n’ bend over, ass out n’ legs spread nicely.”

You put yourself into the position, wiggling your ass just a bit for play after pushing your jean shorts down, earning you a harsh smack across your newly-exposed skin. He smirks when you squeal softly, giving himself a few lazy strokes as he steps up behind you, lips instantly attacking your neck.

“Yer gon’ walk outta ‘ere with all o’ my marks on your neck, hickeys n’ bite marks. Maybe then everyone’ll understand who it is ya belong t’."

His chin digs into your shoulder, then he’s thrusting forward, filling you up and stretching you out to the max. You gasp, eyelids fluttering as your eyes roll into the back of your skull.

“Ohhhhh.”

He groans into your ear, chin digging into your shoulder as he begins fucking you fast and hard. There’s nothing gentle or romantic about this union; it’s hunger and wanting, it’s pure carnal lust.

Tears quickly swell up in your eyes at the sweet pleasure currently surging through your body, tickling every nerve ending and igniting every pleasure center. 

It’s humid in the club, the bathroom no exception and already, a sheen of sweat has formed on the surface of your skin. Clyde’s good hand takes an even firmer hold on the meat of your hips, hips thrusting at an impossibly fast pace.

“G’damnit, wrapped ‘round m-me so tight, fffuck Y/N. Such a lil’ cccunt, love shovin’ m’ b-big cock in ya, ssssplittin’ ya right in half--christ.”

You love how his accent gets thicker and thicker at times like this, so much so that sometimes you can’t even make sense of what he’s saying. It’s adorable.

“Mmm, C-Clyde! Please baby, please mmmake me cum!”

His lips latch onto the side of your neck, sucking as hard as they possibly can while he reaches around to rub your clit with the cool metal digits of his prosthetic. 

Your hips instantly grind down on him, a shaky gasp leaving your lips. “Ohh god, mmmmmfffuck--right there! Yes, yes, Clyde!”

“Say y-yer mine.” He growls into your ear, panting. “Tell everyone who ya bbbelong to. Scream ma name w-when ya cum.”

“Y-Yours, all yours, Clyde. I’m yours!” You whimper. 

Clyde fucks you with everything he’s got, biting into your skin and sucking more of the flesh until you’re littered with marks. It’s not long before you’re tumbling over the edge, body trembling as you release all over his shaft with a shout of his name.

“Clyde! C-Clyde, fuck!”

Not long after you, Clyde falls over the edge, desperately rutting and fucking each drop of his hot load deep into your spasming cunt.

“Y/N, g’damnit...fuuuckin’ s-shit!”

Both of you are rendered breathless as you come down from your respective highs. His lips and tongue gently soothe the harsh bites and bruises that have been left behind in his wake. 

He sighs softly when he pulls out, helping you pull your shorts back up before tucking himself back into his pants. When you turn around, he crashes his lips into yours, hands resting gently on your hips. 

“‘m real sorry fer that, Y/N; dunno what got int’ me. I didn’t hurt ya, did I?”

You smile, cradling his face in your hands. “Clyde, there is no need to apologize or feel bad for that. You know if I was uncomfortable, I would’ve stopped you or said something. I loved it, more than I probably should have, and I love you.”

His lips tug up into a soft, lopsided smile, relief flooding across his expression.

“I love ya too, Y/N, so, so much. Thank ya fer puttin’ up with me n’ bein’ mine.”

“No ‘thank you’ necessary, baby. I’m yours, always yours.”

Clyde grins, pulling you in for a hug as he repeats your words out loud.

“All mine.”

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[ellitx]

I know this is mostly a venti blog but will you write for albedo again? would love to see more of him with your writing.. oh also I hope this doesn't come off as pushy haha I was just wondering

I did made a snippet of another albedo x reader and the draft is sitting here for months now ajskks

It has 1.7k words and albedo still hasnt appeared yet orz so uhm, here ya go even tho its not yet finished im sorryy

This looks like aether x reader at the start

            The soft clouds of Mondstadt were a wonderful sight to see. Hues of white and blues scattered across the horizon, making it seem like a smudge of a paintbrush, beautifully painted on the canvas. 

            You were wandering at the town square of Mond, mindlessly checking the shops that will ever catch your interest. You passed by Marjorie’s souvenir shop, boring. Checking Timaeus’s alchemy, yeah you’ve already learned a lot, no need to go back there. 

            Unfortunately, there was none at all.

            A tired sigh slipped from your lips and furrowed your brows. There was nothing to do and you’ve already done all your tasks. Klee was still stuck in her confinement, so you can’t play with her today.

            What a bummer…

            Another sigh came and your stomach released a sound hungry grumbling. You squirmed and wrapped your arms around your waist to silence the noise. Walking around the town made you starve for sure. 

            You noticed a lot of people have been crowding at Sara’s restaurant. Was there an event or something? You shrugged your shoulders to brush those thoughts off, more focused on getting food than the commotion that is happening in front of you.

            “Excuse me—“

            “Please, traveler!! I’ll give you a meal for free!”

            Your brows raised in surprise seeing the Honorary Knight was here. “Ooh, free meal?! Traveler, say yes! Say yes!!” His floating companion, Paimon, exclaimed whilst floating around and wiggled her little legs in excitement. “F-fine… we can’t say no to a free food.”

            Aether placed his hand on his hair and ruffled it with a sigh of defeat. From the corner of his eyes, he saw you waving at him.

           “[Name]!” You approached them and gave a big grin. “Hey! Didn’t know you’re already back here in Mondstadt.”

            He chuckled and rubbed his neck sheepishly. “Yeah, we just recently arrived.” Before you could respond, Sara called out your name. “[Name]! Perfect timing, I also need your help.” 

            You tipped your head and hummed. “Sure. Is it another delivery?” The waitress shook her head and jutted her thumb behind her. “Lots of customers are coming and we need you two to give these orders on their table.”

            Your eye twitched and squinted at her in wariness. “I don’t mind but please don’t tell me I still have to wear that uniform.” 

            “Even though it’s a must, there's no need to. There's not enough time to change. Just give these meals to their respective tables.” She clasped her hands in front in a begging manner. Breathing in relief, you went to the counter to take the plates and set off to serve them.

            “You owe me a free Flaming Red Bolognese!” The outlander chuckled at your words and mimicked your action, ready to do the task.

            The duty actually went smoothly than you thought it would be. With Aether helping you out, it was fast and steady but with a few slips here and there. Just as you were already done, another pack of customers came rushing in.

            “Woah!! [Name] really is the waitress again in Good Hunter~!” 

            “Hey! First come, first serve!! And no skipping lines!”

            You stopped in your tracks and slowly turned your head. This is bad. Really bad.

            Your throat bobbed seeing lots of customers gathering in the diner. Then you slapped both sides of your to shake off the nervousness. Paimon glanced at you and floated over. “Woah, lots of people came. Shouldn’t you two handle it?”

            Aether seemed like he was about to pass out from exhaustion and hunger. “I…I just want something to eat…” Head clouded and hazy, he unknowingly grabbed the emergency ration by her legs and opened his mouth ready to take a bite to get rid of his starvation. It surprised her as she wriggled out from his grasp and stomped her foot in the air.

            “Get a hold of yourself! Sticky Honey Roast is almost there waiting for you!”

            “Huh?! Says the one who just floats around and does nothing to help!”

           This is going to be a long day.

  —

             “Good work, everyone!” Sara clapped and wiped her head to remove the sweat that was slipping on the side of her head. The waitress then put out a meat dish coated with sweet honey sauce. The fragrant of the freshly cooked dish wafted through their noses making them drool.

            “Finally!!” Aether cried and took a big munch of Good Hunter’s beloved dish. 

            “And here’s your Flaming Red Bolognese, [Name]. They’re freshly cooked, so eat it while it’s still hot.” She winked and gave you a fork. You thanked Sara and twirled the spaghetti with your fork, letting its long noodles snake around it.

            “Ah, by the way, I have another request for you.” You quirked a brow at her as you chew your food, signing her to continue. “A client asked me to prepare a banquet and since we’re currently low on staff, do you mind if you do the baking?”

            You grabbed a napkin and wiped the red stains on your lips. Her request made you raise a question though. Why you and not someone who’s good at baking? Well, you can bake too but at an approaching proficiency level only. 

            The first person who came to your mind was Noelle. She can do everything perfectly well with ease. However, she seems so busy lately, so asking her to do it will make you feel bad and you don’t want to add another task to her hands.

            And the other one is…

             I-I don’t know anyone else who can bake…! 

             You can also ask Aether but you don’t want to trouble him any further especially since he just arrived here. You've already lost count of how many sighs escaped from you. Well, it’s better to help a friend who’s in trouble than just leaving them there struggling.

            “Sure, but why me?” You asked. Her lips curved and grinned at you as her eyes gleamed like the stars at night. “Your Moon Pie was so heavenly! When I took a bite of it, all the taste came to me at once. And the meringue was perfect! Not too sweet and not too bland.”

            “I would do anything to have another plate of it…” She placed her hands on her cheeks as she whined, drooling just thinking about the said pastry. 

            “So what kind of pastries am I going to bake? I hope it’s not too many.”  Sara propped her elbows on the counter and leaned forward. “Just a cake that’s all.” She then waved her hand, motioning you to come closer.

            Aether looked at them who are whispering to each other. He saw your face turned beet red and before puffing up your cheeks and playfully slapping her arms. Whatever their chat was, he shouldn’t bother wanting to know it.

            Food is here. Food is free, must eat it. Yes, only these thoughts must be inside his head. He continued relishing the delicious meal with Paimon across gnawing the plate clean.

  —

             “Flour, check. Eggs, check. Milk, check. Now all I need is… strawberries!” You were currently shopping for ingredients in Blanche’s shop. Your eyes scanned the racks, looking for a pack of that delicate pink fruit. With the continuous search for the red fruit up and down the shop, you're starting to lose hope at no signs of sight of that sweet berry.

            Did they run out of stock?

            You went towards the shop owner and asked. Sadly, she said yes, much to your dismay. 

            “There might be fresh strawberries in Springvale. You should ask there. Or—” Blanche suddenly smirked, making you feel unease about what’s behind that mischievous smile of hers.

            “You could ask Albedo to grow one for you. He can easily grow out those with just his alchemic powers or something.” Huh, it can be. You closed your eyes and give a thought about it. 

            “Albedo? I mean yeah, but he’s busy right now.”

            “Eh? But he’s right behind you.”

            The mention of the said male standing behind you made you immediately whirled your head in excitement. You feel delighted knowing about it, but rather expecting to see his figure there, you see nothing. No one and not a thing was there. Only air greeted you. 

            The shopkeeper snorted and covered her mouth to hold her laughter as small tears started to create from the edge of her eyes. You can’t believe she just did that. You felt your cheeks heat up in embarrassment that Blanche just tricked you into thinking the Chief Alchemist was really there.

            “S-sorry sorry.” She said in between her giggles and shook her hand. You grumbled and took out a pouch of mora to pay for the ingredients and shoving it into her hands.

            “Keep the change.”

            And with that, you marched your way off to Springvale with your face still flushed. Blanche looked over to the waitress of Good Hunter and gave her a thumbs up with that impish grin still glued to her face.

i have to cut it off here since its not finished yet. It’s just klee and reader are baking. idk what happened to my motivation in writing for albedo ;; but if you read the snippet you can get the whole idea of this oneshot

#anon ask #ellianswers #elliwrites #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact albedo x reader #albedo x reader #unfinished #albedo #genshin impact albedo

[witcher-and-his-bard-archive]

hey! ive been in a major writing slump for about a year and finishing the netflix series recently has inspired me so much, im dying to write about these two! but i have only watched the show, and im not sure about a lot of the lore and that makes me nervous to join the fandom 😭😭😭

hey friend!! I started writing with no knowledge of anything but the show and I think a lot of others did, too! I can definitely understand how you would be nervous because I was too (my first fic was an accident tbh) but especially now the fandom (me) needs new people because a lot of people seem to be losing interest a little with the delay between seasons. which is totally fair but a bit of a bummer for those of us hanging around. I for one would love to see new writers come out, even if you only have knowledge of one part of canon! Also if you ever want to you can feel free to dm me about writing bc I'd hate to see anyone not do something they're interested in just because they're worried about other people's reactions to it. I know this is something very difficult to overcome sometimes (I still struggle with it a lot) but it can help to have someone to talk to!

I hope this is somewhat helpful! 💖

#rex rambles #replies

[problematickincalls1]

Hey, JD here, from Heathers: The Musical specifically. Honestly lookin for anybody willing to talk to me, but particularly Veronica. Im 17, though I'm comfortable talkin to anyone.

Im fairly recently awakened, so not a whole lot of mems, couple of things that were distinctive/noncanon: I was transmasc, my father was a transphobic ass, and I killed him between Chandler's and Kurt And Ram's deaths, I was allowed to stay in the house we were renting as i was 18 and our Landlady (Real nice old lady, brought is a pie when we moved in) was all "you poor dear, lost your mother, now your dad too..." The plan was for me and Veronica to skip town once we'd graduated. Also the Heathers were called by their last names more than they are in canon (Chandler would say "Shut Up Duke" rather than "Shut Up Heather"). And we weren't singing, except for Our Love Is God and its reprise, Veronica and me were just kinda Like That (TM).

(This is where i get into the explaining my actions part of this, so like heads up if thats gonna upset you. Also specific TW for a self harm mention, as well as like. The murders.) I genuinely loved Veronica, she was the first person in a long time who made me feel, well, *anything.* I didn't really intend to hurt her, or anyone else, I really did just not know what else to do, how else to act. Im pretty sure any manipulation/the being shitty to Veronica was learned from my dad, and how he treated my mom while she was alive? I dealt with intrusive thoughts my whole life, and, when I ended up being real depressed as a teen, I got into a habit of acting on them, as a self-harm thing. I specifically remember pouring the drain cleaner into that coffee mug on that impulse. Now, as in, in this life, I am genuinely sorry to Chandler and Kurt And Ram, but at the time i really don't think I felt guilty or even sad. I really just had a lot of issues, and absolutely no outlet or support for any of them. Again, I am genuinely sorry now.

Anyway that was a fuckin bummer, but if anything's familiar or otherwise you just wanna talk, you can find me at @kiiniie-riight2, or if you'd like me to message ya first, you can interact with this post.

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#jd kin #heathers kin #canon calls #mod tyki

[jade-parcels]

My thoughts on the 1.7 update

(Spoilers! And my own opinion, you are free to disagree!!)

Overall I am absolutely thrilled!! I can’t wait for this update, Inazuma looks SO gorgeous!! Getting to meet the new characters and see all of the new landscapes/enemies/puzzles will be so fun!!

I’m glad that the Inazuma release is in 2 parts. Not only that, but the Sacred Sakura prevents us from exploring everything at one time. This way we can take our time and not really have to worry about speed runners spoiling everything the second the islands are released!!

The areas I’m most excited about are the shrine at the Sacred Sakura cause oh my gosh it’s gorgeous!! I also can’t wait to meet the Shiba inu running the tea house, I can’t remember the name of the tea house but it looks so pretty!! Lastly, the big building in Inazuma City, the shogun’s palace? Is that what it is? Idk, it’s where Baal lives(maybe??) and it looks like it’ll be so cool to explore!

I cant complain about any part of the map yet since I haven’t seen it. Right now, I only have positive opinions on Inazuma as a region

Moving onto the characters so far:

I yoinked these images off of Google so idk the source, sorry!

Gouru: I think his design is interesting, I enjoy his color palette! He’s nice to look at. I like the fact that he’s a Geo bow user but…Im disappointment that there are so many bow characters being released at once :( They’re just so hard to use on mobile and though I’ve forced myself to suck it up for Venti and Childe, I wish we’d get more catalysts and claymores instead of archers UGH lmao

Tohma: I am SO looking forward to Tohma’s release!! He seems like a fun guy! I don’t know much about him other than the fact that he’s Ayaka’s fiancé but hey!! Apparently we’re gonna meet him sooner than I thought we would!!

Yae: I absolutely adore her design. She breaks the “Hydro = blue clothes” “Electro = purple clothes” color palette trend. While there are exceptions like Beidou and Kazuha right now, most characters share color schemes with their vision. So seeing Yae with her pretty pink hair and red clothes while wielding an electro vision just makes me happy!! I’ll definitely be pulling for her

Sara: As much as I want to like her, I just can’t. At least not yet, maybe I’ll change my mind once we get to meet her and learn about her personality! There’s just too much about her that I don’t like. First off, I think she is bland. Mihoyo low key does a not so good job of designing women. Amber, Eula and Jean all suffer from bland outfit syndrome. Sara suffers from bland hair and face syndrome. Even her outfit could have been more detailed. And in addition to that, she’s another archer. So yeah…If she’s a 4 star, I know I’ll get her at some point but if she’s a 5 star, she’ll be a banner I skip

Shogun/Baal: Oh miss electro archon….Mihoyo did you so dirty. I’m sorry, she’s the goddess of electro and she looks like any other civilian. I was expecting something more grand for our first female archon release. I was hoping she would have more detail in her clothes, maybe extra hair accessories or thigh highs that aren’t one solid color? I don’t know, I just had high expectations! Am I being too judgmental? Possibly. But looking at characters we already have or have met, she doesn’t give the ‘wow’ factor I thought she would. Will I pull for her though anyway? Of course

Kokomi: She WAS going to be Mimi I think! This is Mimi’s model in a different outfit! Names aside, she’s very pretty! I was iffy on her design when I saw the leaks but when I saw her on screen in the livestream today? I was sold on her!! However…She will be our third, you heard me THIRD hydro catalyst which is a HUUUGE bummer. Of course, we never saw her fight so her weapon could maybe change (please Mihoyo please please give her a polearm) but I doubt that will happen. So for that reason, I won’t be pulling for her. But I will admire her from afar *sigh*

Kazuha: He wasn’t included in the update since he’s…out right now but i thought I’d talk about him too. I think his character is super interesting!! But sadly I will be skipping his banner. I did one ten pull and got Keqing so I’m going to save my guaranteed for miss Yoimiya!!! I am looking forward to a Kazuha story quest for sure! I think his design is cool, I don’t have much to comment on other than….why did he get the same face as Aether…dude…

Yoimiya: My Queen. My love. I have 20 wishes saved for her already and now a guaranteed on the event banner. I am not a fan of archers but she is an exception for sure! Her design, her ult animation, her idle animation…She’s so cute and I NEED her!!! I can see it now, my built team with Yoimiya, Eula, Bennett and Keqing all together fighting samurai in Inazuma! Wowwww :’) I am biased because she’s my favorite of the confirmed characters but…We’re all allowed to be a little biased sometimes :)

Ayaka: Everyone is hyping her up!! I am not really on that train! I’m excited for her cause she’s an interesting character! Her animations look cool and her design is beautiful, I’ve thought that since the eaaaaaarly leaks!! I just personally don’t enjoy her play style enough to go wild and pull for her. Sorry!! But I am loyal to Kaeya. He’s the only cryo sword user for me 💕 that’s a joke

Sayu: Eh, I’m pretty neutral on her. I’m glad to have an Anemo claymore combo but I just don’t enjoy playing as kid characters, they’re too small!! I bet she’ll be great and I hope everyone who wants her will get her!! I just won’t be jumping for joy when I inevitable pull her from Yoimiya’s banner

One more gripe, notice how we still don’t have Dendro characters?? I am desperate for Baizhu. Where is he? :( I need him >:)

In addition to my thoughts on the characters I might have an unpopular opinion reguarding the standard banner. It’s time for an update. Here’s who I think should be on the standard banner reboot if we get one:

- Albedo (takes Keqing’s place)

- Qiqi (stays since she’s a healer)

- Kokomi (takes Mona’s place)

- Eula (takes Diluc’s place) or Ayaka(?)

- Jean (stays unless Sara is a 5 star)

And I have my reasons too. Albedo is popular and would make people pull from the standard banner. Qiqi’s gotta stay since she’s a healer and we need character model diversity in the standard lineup. Kokomi is another hydro catalyst so she can easily replace Mona I guess. Eula wasn’t that popular and could be redeemed by being on the standard banner so people can get her cons, Ayaka could also go on this banner due to her popularity? So after her banner, she can just be plopped on the standard to draw people in. And I can’t think of a replacement for Jean UNLESS Sara is a 5 star, which I doubt she will be. Sara screams ‘standard banner character’.

Finally, I’m stoked about the PlayStation thingy!! We can login on PlayStation now!! Yay!! Exclusive wings, here I come >:)

#genshin impact spoilers #genshin impact #genshin impact updates #genshin impact 1.7

[deniigi]

bro, work made me depressed that I literally left my seat to regain any resemblance of joy or something equivalent before breaking down again. Do you think you can provide a ficlet I involving Peter and Sam to cheer me up?

FUCK CAPITALISM

TAKE THIS

Title: Calibrating

Summary: Sam and Peter talk themselves towards a meaningful discussion.

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Peter did this thing—this infuriating thing where he texted shit like ‘come over’ and then Sam had to bend over backwards to be flirty and coy.

It was imperative that he came across as flirty and coy.

Im-fucking-perative, regardless of what Leilani said or Matt’s annoyance at what he called the ‘jungle of depravity’ that overtook the group chat pretty much daily.

Sam didn’t care.

If Peter texted the group or sent any message that might be construed upside-down as something romantic or sexual, Sam not only had to catch it, but he had to volley it back.

This, he told Leilani, sealed their No-Homo contract.

She stared at him.

He decided to demonstrate.

“See, here, look, I’ll show you,” he said, dragging out his phone. “Exhibit A. There he is, see? Asking about the strength of PVC pipe in pounds per meter like a fuckin’ tease. Now I can’t just let him think that I saw that and didn’t think of it as a metaphor, alright? So I say—”

“Sam, why does he need to know the strength of PVC pipe?” Leilani interrupted.

It didn’t matter. That wasn’t the point of this discussion.

“I’m sending a winky-face,” Sam informed her as he did that very thing.

Leilani stared harder than before.

But look, skepticism was unrewarded. Peter texted a kiss right back and said ‘oh boo, you always know just want to say.’

How could she not see the No-Homo? Sam could do this all day. He could and there would be absolutely no problems and he wouldn’t want to suffocate himself in his pillow at the end of it all.

It was fine.

“Samuel,” Leilani said, “I’m going to tell you something and I want you to hear it with an open heart. Will you open your heart for me?”

Sam spun around in his chair and arranged his arms and legs so that they were as open as they could feasibly be without being obscene.

“I am more open than a boiled clam,” he informed her.

Leilani blinked slowly, then shook her head and checked over her shoulders. She waved him in closer. Then closer. And then close enough that he could smell her perfume on her neck.

“You’re the tease,” she said.

Then she left the backroom. And Sam could only stare after her, frozen in horror as his wide-open heart wrinkled in on itself, picking up mass and gravity until it was naught but a black hole.

“I’m the tease?” he whispered to himself in shock.

Oh no.

OH NO.

 --

  “SENSEI.”

Matt dropped his collection of folders and swore, clutching at his chest.

“We have discussed volume, Sam,” he said, bending down to collect his paper children.

Sam took the opportunity to throw both arms around his neck from behind as a threat.

“Don’t lie,” he warned. “Swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, amen.”

Matt stood up and Sam felt his toes leave the floor. He hadn’t planned this far ahead.

“Or what?” Matt asked, 110% unfazed.

Sam wished that his feet weren’t kicking around in air here. It really put a dent in his intimidation factor.

“Am I a tease?” he asked.

Matt faced front with heavy eyebrows. Sam couldn’t see his face from this angle, but he knew that aura of irritation.

“If you have to ask the question, then you already know the answer,” Matt said. “Does that help?”

“No, I hate you now, actually,” Sam told him.

Matt dropped him right on his ass.

 --

 There had to be a way to attain proof. To determine once and for all that it was Sam who was in the wrong here, misinterpreting things like the genius that he was.

Thankfully, Sam’s experience of growing up as a non-only child for the last two decades had prepared him exactly for this type of conversation.

 SC: HANNAH AM I A TEASE???

HC: yes

HC: next question

SC: FUCK.

SC: WHAT IF ITS NOT NO-HOMO?

HC: my dear brother, the only options if something is not no-homo is for it to be no-no or homo-homo.

SC: Murder me

HC: gladly

SC: I’m in possible homo-homo with spiderman

HC: are you sure it’s not no-no?

SC: MURDER ME

HC: okay but like if it’s no-no then this is not a problem, right?

SC: If it’s no-no then I’ve read every sign wrong and I deserve to become a partially eaten tadpole awash in an indifferent boiling sea

HC: okay so we’re leaning INTO the drama today I gotcha. Alright but like, just for the sake of arguing, what if it was homo-homo?

SC: then I need you to bury my body somewhere no one will ever find it because my heart can’t stand requited love you know this about me.

HC: give me your login

SC: thank you I love you you’re the only person who matters

 --

 BT: Spiderman.

SM: Blindspot. DMing? You okay?

BT: this is Hannah.

SM: OH

SM: hi Hannah are you okay? Did you need something?

BT: My brother never got tested for reading comprehension but would have failed anyways. Can you arbitrate an arbitrary argument for us?

SM: I’m positive that there is a link between those two ideas that I am missing, but sure?

BT: okay are you ready?

SM: my loins have been girded.

BT: gross. you two are made for each other. Okay: what are your opinions on 24yo Chinese dudes with bad vision who are 5’7” tall, with terrible hair and brains as big and gaseous as Jupiter?

SM: positive

BT: you’re so romantic spidey.

SM: I know

BT: I’m going to tell him now

SM: WAIT DON’T TELL HIM

BT: byeeeeeee

 --

 Sam was going to have a heart attack. He couldn’t look at his phone. He was just going to lay here until he wasted away into a fossil.

Mm, yes, what a wonderful way to escape any and all feelings. That was—

His phone chirped and he nearly fell out of his chair in a hurry to answer it.

 HC: [image] [image]

HC: you owe me your bones

SC: AFASDFADFAS:FJaf’asdfjahsdlfihasdl’fas

SC: TAKE THEM

HC: if you fuck spiderman you have to get pregnant and demand alimony for your beautiful mixed babies Samuel

SC: Darling sister, we’ve talked about this. it isn’t going to happen I still have yet to steal a womb

HC: try harder

HC: ttyl

--

 Okay, this was fine.

Everything was fine.

Spidey liked Sam back, it was no big deal. Spidey liked everyone back. Even the teases.

Even.

The.

Teases.

Fuck, Sam had to move.

 --

 Foggy caught him biting his nails to pieces over the copy machine and asked him if he was okay. He was not. Foggy could read this off him. He didn’t ask again, but he did say that if Sam was feeling particularly anxious about something he was welcome to go have his breakdown upstairs in Kirsten’s kitchen instead of downstairs among the files.

Sam appreciated his offer. He hiked up the stairs, and halfway up, his phone chirped.

His heart stopped.

It chirped again, and then again. By the time he got to the top of the stairs, it was chirping every couple of seconds with messages being typed and sent at mach speed.

He kicked off his shoes and went to go stand over Kirsten’s sink to open the first one.

  PP: Sam it’s peter hey listen your sister messaged me

PP: and was asking some pretty invasive questions and I replied to her. I don’t know if you saw them but I just wanted to say that if that makes you uncomfortable in any way know that I absolutely don’t mind and I’ll stop

PP: you can tell me to fuck off if that crossed your boundaries. I shouldn’t have even messaged her back without asking you

PP: and obviously in future I won’t talk to her until I’ve cleared it with you I just wasn’t thinking I’m never thinking it’s a little hard to think sometimes

PP: especially when you message me back and I get caught up in the games and the emojis and stuff and like I’m sure that sometimes I overstep but I don’t mean to and you can tell me at any point if you want me to stop

PP: I guess I just really like to talk to you sometimes and it’s fun to have someone to banter with who actually banters back like not in a mean way but in a really nice and funny way. you’re an easy guy to talk to is what I’m saying

PP: which I’m sure you get a lot. I don’t mean that I want to like tell you all my problems I swear it’s not that it’s just more of a AHHHHH I don’t even know what I’m saying I think it’s sorry???

PP: I’m sorry??? I don’t mean to imply anything that isn’t there and I don’t want to make you feel like you have to either. Ar e you mad? Please don’t be mad okay wait no I’ve sent like seven fucking messages I’m being a creep oh my god IM SORRY ILL SHUT UP NOW OKAY SORRY BYE

  Oh nooooo.

The panic-induced infodump was not only familiar but horrendously endearing.

Sam had to explode now.

Man. Bummer.

  SC: it’s okay Peter

PP: OH THANK GOD

PP: is it tho??? Are you sure?

SC: I have positive feelings towards people like you too

  Sam’s heart pounded. He almost locked his phone and threw it in the sink, but another text came in just as that thought finished crossing his mind.

  PP: you do?

SC: yes of course I do

PP: oh nice

SC: yeah

  Annnnnnnd cue mutual nerd awkwardness. Great. Well done, Sam, you’ve done it again.

He sighed and turned away from the sink and sunk down onto the floor with his back against it.

Such a loser, Chung. So painfully awkward. Would it kill you to, just for once, slow down and chill for a minute?

God.

  PP: hey sam?

  No, Sam just wanted to sit on this floor and wallow.

  PP: hello? Are you still there?

 --

Sam let his head fall back against the sink. He closed his eyes.

His phone rang in his hand and he nearly had a heart attack. His fingers scrabbled over its face and the caller ID read ‘Peter Parker.’

Oh god.

Oh no.

Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.

“Hello?” he answered to the scratchy phone silence on the other side of the line.

He frowned.

“Hello?” he tried again, a smidge less desperate.

“Hi.”

There he was.

“Hey,” Sam said. “Sorry, just got awkward.”

Peter laughed through the line.

“Me too,” he said. “That was awkward.”

Yeah.

“Yeah.”

A long pause.

“I’m doing it again,” Sam moaned into his hand.

“No, no. Hey, you’re good,” Peter said. “I was just uh. Calling because.” He trailed off.

Sam waited.

“Sam? You still there?”

He startled and cleared his throat.

“Yeah, I’m here,” he said. “Sorry, zoning out a little bit. You know, busy day.”

“Yeah,” Peter said.  “Yeah, I know.”

Sam breathed as quietly as he could. He could almost hear Peter doing the same on his end.

“Sorry, I’ve gotta g—” Sam started.

“Hey, do you like me?”

HNG.

“No?” Sam answered and then punched himself in the leg. “Sorry. Uh. I didn’t—I mean, uh. Yes. Of course I like you. You’re a really good person. I admire you a lot.”

Hannah, oh Hannah, where is thine shovel? Sam needed it to dig this grave deeper, please.

“Oh. Okay, I just—I guess I uh, have a hard time reading the tone of your texts sometimes,” Peter said.

“It’s okay, I get that a lot,” Sam said. “I’ll try harder to be more direct.”

“No,” Peter said. “No, no, you don’t have to change anything.”

“Oh? Okay, well. Maybe I still will, though,” Sam said.

If Peter wouldn’t have heard him, he would have started to try to fit his whole fist in his mouth.

Five minutes of conversation and they were still saying nothing.

“Sam?”

He swallowed.

“Yeah?” he asked.

“Next time you’re in the city, would you, uh, maybe want to go out somewhere? With me?”

Out? What like, to a movie or something?

“Yeah, just like that,” Peter said. “’Cause I uh. Would like to. Do that, I mean. With you.”

“With me?” Sam asked. “Oh right, and your other friends, uh, names—sorry, I’m bad with names. N-ned?”

“No,” Peter said oddly abruptly. “Well, I mean—I don’t mean it like that. I just—just with you. For now. That’s what I mean.”

“Oh. Uh. Kinda like a date?” Sam asked through the forcefield of self-hatred that felt like it spanned the entire continental US.

There was a pause. Sam held his breath.

“Yeah,” Peter said. “Exactly like a date. If you don’t mind—you know, doing that with me.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

“Are you trying to lure me to a secondary location, Mr. Parker?” Sam asked seriously.

The laugh that met him made all the muscles in his shoulders relax.

“Maybe if the bit at the first location goes well,” Peter said. Then added hurriedly, “If you’re down for that.”

Sam was down for it right now.

Actually, maybe not in Kirsten’s kitchen. But like, right now in a different location.

“If it’s a movie date, we can do it through Netflix Party,” he pointed out faux-lightly. “It wouldn’t be the same, but we could do it this weekend, even. Saturday—I’m off Saturday.”

Peter said nothing for a long time.

“Okay. Saturday,” he finally agreed, “I can do Saturday. Kinda hard to hold your hand through a screen, but I can give it my best shot?”

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffff.

“Oh, I bet you will,” Sam nearly choked.

“You’re really cute, Sam.”

NO. SHUT UP. YOU ARE.

“Thanks.”

“I wanted to kiss you last time you were here, but I was too, uh. Shy. Embarrassed. One of them.”

Sam was going to puke, but in like, the happiest kind of way.

“I like you a lot too, Peter,” he whispered.

“Are you crying?”

“What? No.”

“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

“Shut up, I’m not. I—the old man’s downstairs, his ears aren’t as good through ceilings, but I just want to make sure—”

“Uh-huh,” Peter said. “I’m sure that’s what it is. So I’ll see you Saturday? Maybe Facetime or something?”

“Yeah, Saturday,” Sam said. “I’ll send you a time when I know. I’ve gotta go. Meltdown-alloted-breaktime is over.”

Peter laughed.

“Alright, man, I’ll talk to you later. Bye now.”

“Bye,” Sam said lamely.

He hung up the phone. He did not scream. But he did fist pump and then fall onto his side.

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Here’s to hoping things get easier for you anon!!

#fic #ficlet #btsm #samuel chung #peter parker #I just love them being awkward nerds with each other #I JUST WANT THEM TO KISS AND THEN CRY A LITTLE ABOUT IT ITS FINE

[ciggylungz]

Summer Bummer

y/n x harry pairing

summary- y/n and Harry are part of a cast of a reality show called ‘summer bummer’ that’s a uk version of the jersey shore and things are chaotic

(hoping if it’s received well it can become a series, tbh I’ve been rewatching jersey shore and I stan snooki and pauly’s friendship)

2.8k words

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  The first thing that Y/n was hit with when she walked into the large mansion was booze, a giant whiff of it as she entered the doors trying not to react too much since the cameras were already following her around and she didn’t want to risk any horrid screenshots on twitter when the episode aired.

“woah, swear I could get wasted just smelling this place…” she giggled to herself as she made her way to the kitchen where she heard people who she assumed were her new roommates chatting.

“Oi! Hey love! Welcome.” The first person to welcome her was a tall tanned guy with a pretty strong posh-ish accent, big muscles and obvious over grooming, he seemed a bit full of himself just by how he looked. Y/n internally laughed as the guy hugged her calling him a ‘wanker’ in her brain.

“Hi! I’m Y/n, what’s your name?”

“Tommy, here I’ll take your bags. Take a load off sweetheart, everyone’s cool don’t look so nervous.”

Y/n was in physical pain from how badly she wanted to roll her eyes at this kids cocky and terribly flirty aggression, he wasn’t her type at-fucking-all. He looked like a guy who would cat call her when she’s out buying groceries, a hard pass on that one.

But- she managed to hold back and focus her energy on the other people all mingling in the kitchen. She counted 7, seemed like 4 girls- herself included- and 3 guys which means there was one person left to show up since she was told by producers ahead of time there were 8 cast members in total.

She introduced herself to her fellow cast mates who she learned were named Mandy, Kaitlyn, Selena, Ryan, Casey and of course the dreaded Tommy who was now looming over her again, topping off her basically full cup of vodka and red bull without asking her, and giving her a wink that made her want to vomit from cringing so hard.

Finally, the door opened again revealing the final person, who had all eyes on him as he closed the door behind him and set his luggage down, giving everyone a smile and making his way over.

Y/n let herself slyly size the man up. He looked to be about 22, long hair with a nice body to it with some curls, green eyes, dimples- he was cute. Plus he was at least a foot taller than her which was always a plus, she has always had a thing for tall guys.

The man greeted everyone, introducing himself as ‘Harry’ and Y/n smiled as he ducked down to hug her and politely kiss her on the cheek as he greeted her, asking for her name making polite conversation with everyone while they tried their best to ignore the-what seemed to be- millions of cameras surrounding them. The crew had left the house for the time being but the house was covered in cameras in pretty much every corner, on every wall- even outside.

It was a bit unnerving to the girl, she wasn’t used to being on camera and she was a bit worried about if she looked alright. She was one of the youngest in the house, freshly 19- a year over legal drinking age in England and when she saw the ad for casting of a summer reality show, she thought ‘fuck it, im young and hot and I wanna get wasted. If someone wants to pay me to do it, all the better!’ and she took the risk, auditioning and thankfully getting her spot on the new show.

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 It was around 8 in the evening when everyone sat down for their first dinner together, opting to make a simple meal of pasta and some nice finger foods as well since they were going out to a club tonight and the last thing she wanted was to get sloppy drunk her first night and puke all over herself in front of her new roommates. She wanted to at least have a chance to make a good impression.

They all seemed to get along great, besides Tommy who was still creeping on Y/n trying to flirt and being a total tool even when she was just trying to enjoy her dinner, making conversation with everyone. She of course gave him nothing in return making it pretty obvious she wasn’t interested and seeing as this kid was such a cocky little bastard he seemed to get butthurt over her cold shoulder. He was used to getting any girl he wanted back home, since ‘apparently there they have no taste or standards’ is what she thought to herself as she finished off her food and helped the rest of the group wash up the dishes leaving the pouting man child to sulk at the table while everyone else ignored him.

 “alright guys, I think we should all chill for a while then start getting ready to go to Headliners and we should leave at like 12 since clubs usually busiest from 1-5am and I’m not trying to have a lame night. Sound like a plan?” Selena cupped her hands around her mouth as she spoke to everyone making sure they all could hear her, getting approval from everyone before smiling and making her way to her room.

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 Y/n was sitting on her bedroom floor using the full-length mirror to do her hair and makeup as she sat in her robe, her dress and heels already picked out and laid on her twin sized bed. All the girls were chatting among themselves as they groomed themselves and glammed themselves up. They were fucking hot and they knew it, making sure to highlight their beauty with the clothes that would probably burst into flames if they were worn in a church and heels as high as they could handle.

The girls went into a frenzy rushing around when they heard Ryan yell up the stairs that they were leaving in 30 minutes, all of them scrambling to get the skin tight dresses onto their bodies making sure they sprayed themselves with some deodorant and perfume since they fully planned to fool around tonight and BO from dancing your ass off in a club isn’t exactly an aphrodisiac.

All of the guys heads turned towards the stairs as the girls rushed down them, their heels loud on the wooden steps making it sound like a heard of elephants was rushing through the house but they didn’t care.

“Christ…look fucking good girls.” Casey smiled at them as he looked each one from head to toe, licking over his lips a bit as he took them in. They looked like sin personified and what’s better than that?

“Right?” Selena laughed and turned towards Y/n and Kait “Kait looks fucking hot and Y/n looks so fucking good I’m questioning if I’m bisexual now” Selena was their hype woman, even on the first day of meeting she was ready with a mouthful of compliment word vomit to spew into their ears.

Everyone laughed at her comment, Y/n smiling and smacking her roomates ass as she walked towards the door , “Sel, if I don’t find a cute guy tonight you can bring me home instead” Y/n giggled a bit as she watched all the guys eyes blow up wide at the comment, getting a few ‘can I watch’ comments from some of them which just got them an eye roll and groan from the girls.

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Everyone piled into the cabs that were waiting for them, all excited and already a little buzzed from the pre-gaming they did before and during dinner anxious to get to the club, all of them just wanting to dance and enjoy their first night of summer. And of course, get absolutely trashed,

And so the team of young adults did just that. They made a b-line to the bar as soon as they got let in all taking a round of shots together before moving to the dance floor sipping the cups of liquor they held in their hands as they grinded and danced on whoever was near them.

Y/n was pretty wasted as she stumbled towards her group of roommates again, making a grossed out noise when she saw Kaitlyn kissing Tommy, hearing a laugh from next to her as she turned to see Harry. “poor girl, I guess being drunk does make people seem more attractive.” He commented while eyeing the younger girl getting a slight disgusted shiver from her as she thought about the guy. “he’s such a tool, I almost wanna stop her. He’s a total wanker, wouldn’t leave me alone and then pouted like a child when I wouldn’t flirt back at him. He’s got no chance, doesn’t matter how many of these I’ve had. I promise you that one.” She held her now empty cup in the air as she said it, giggling like crazy at her own words getting a lazy drunk smile from the man who joined her in the laughter.

He went to the bar with her to get both of them another refill on their drinks of choice, Y/n’s being a screwdriver and his being a rum and coke. They were both pretty wasted, but they were having fun and that’s what it was all about, plus she was almost chest to chest with the hottest guy she’s seen in a long time, in the middle of the club as they both are crammed into a corner trying to talk to each other a bit.

“Where you from love?” Harry asked her as he took another swig of his drink, looking down at the girl that he swears he’s torn between scooping her up like a baby and cuddling like a teddy bear and fucking her hard against the wall till she’s begging him to stop. She’s adorable, yet she’s just so goddamn sexy.

“Up in North London, how about you?”

“originally Holmes Chapel but live in Central London now.” He gave a smile to the girl and she returned it

“ahh London, maybe if I decide I like ya’ enough we can meet up after summer since we’re not too far from each other.” She offered with a playful poke to his stomach getting a smirk in return as he leaned down a bit to be a little closer to the girls face

“maybe we can, cmon wanna dance with me?” he held his hand out to the girl who took it, following him into the sea of people all grinding against each other to the blaring music, and Y/n wasted no time in doing the same.

Her back was to his chest as she danced on him, her heels putting her at perfect level for her ass to grind right on his crotch. They were like horny kids dirty dancing on each other, Y/n was having the fun she came here for and well, Harry was too.

When Y/n spun around in his arms she was pushed chest to chest with him by another couple who were dancing, nudging into her a bit seeing as the floor was packed with people. Harry of course took the opportunity to smoothly wrap his arm around her waist leaning down to look into her dilated pupils giving her a smirk that she gave right back to him before he leaned down to talk in her ear

“you got no idea how badly I wanna fuck your brains out right now darlin’, but I’m a gentlemen. Can’t do anything like that with a drunk girl, at least till I talk to the sober version about it first.” Harry talked in a deep voice right into her ear getting a shutter from her as her body tingled at the tone. When he pulled back he was met with a adorable pout on her pretty lips letting out a chuckle himself at her rather dramatic expression.

“that’s not fairrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, you’re so hot! And you wanna fuck me but now you’re being a tease!” she gave him her best puppy dog eyes but he just shook his head with a smile tugging on his lips, he was firm on his rule. He never wanted to hurt a girl, well unless they liked it but right now Y/n was in no state to truly decide that. Her body was swaying from how wasted she was, and he could tell by the slow speech she wouldn’t pass a basic sobriety test let alone be able to fully consent to having sex with him.

“Not tonight, maybe next time sweetheart.”

“Can we at least kiss? Snuggle?” she tugged on the collar of his shirt a little giving him her best pouty face and he couldn’t help but smile down at her giving her a nod.

“I’ll go for snuggles and kisses, but that’s all for tonight little girl.” He pointed his finger in her face jokingly scolding her getting a gentle bite on the tip of that finger before she pulled him down to kiss her.

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It was 25 past 4 in the morning when the group of housemates stumbled their way out of the club, all completely wasted and some even having a plus one this cab ride, and Harry didn’t mind one bit as Y/n held onto him like a little lost puppy keeping a hold on his shirt sleeve the entire way home stealing kisses from him every so often.

“I’m taking the extra room tonight guys, me and my girl need some privacy.” Casey managed to slur out as the random girl-who was equally as wasted as him- tugged him towards the extra bedroom with the only full sized bed in it. Everyone besides Harry was completely fine hooking up with randoms while completely wasted, but he didn’t wanna do that to Y/n and he knew it would be wrong of him when she’s a bit drunker than he is. She was a smiley mess as she held onto the wall for support looking back at Harry who kept his hand on her lower back to keep her from falling.

“Both my roommates are getting dick right now and yours is in the guest room, and what am I getting? No penis, not even a little bit! How rude mister Harry!” she put her hands on her hips and he laughed

“ ‘m sorry, can’t offer my services up when you couldn’t even remember how to spell your own name back in the taxi love. I promised snuggles and kisses as a compromise though, did I not?” he tilted his head a bit and looked down at her raising an eyebrow as he reminded her, which didn’t help her libido since first he called her ‘little girl’ and now he’s being all stern, the guy was killing her here!

“yea yea, both my roommates are in there though, who do you share a room with?”

“just Casey, so it’ll just be us in there its only a two bed one, Ryan and Tommy share the other one.”

“Yuck, I feel bad for whatever girl Tommy is about to bang. I can tell by his attitude he has a small dick and he finishes first. I bet he even has cooties!”

She was a babbling mess as he walked her down the hall to his room, sitting her on his twin bed that’s against the farthest wall right under the window.

“He probably does have cooties, here put these on I’m gonna go take a leak and change myself.”

The older man handed Y/n one of his shirts and a pair of his boxer before grabbing his own change of clothes, helping her tug her heels off before he left her to change while he relieved himself and got ready for bed himself.

When he came back she was putting her hair into a messy bun, mumbling to herself about how bad the knots are gonna be tomorrow.

“bed time, ironically the suns about to come up but lets pretend it’s still night time.” His voice was deep and slow from his sleepiness and the booze as he spoke, getting her to scoot over so she’s on the inside of the bed, back against the pillow he had leaning against the wall so she’s more comfortable and he slid in next to her laying on his side to give her the last few kisses of the night, nibbling on her bottom lip a bit before pulling away laying on his back letting her tuck herself into his side.

‘yea’- he thinks- ‘this summers gonna be fun’

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[farfromtommy]

no matter what (chris evans x daughter!reader) request

not my gif

request: Chris Evans scenario where his daugther comes out as bisexual? ❤️ Thank you, take care! 🥰

a/n: reader is about 17 in this! it is a reader insert!!! not everyone has an experience like this is fiction so please keep that in mind!  a long authors note at the end. jus me talking about feelings. i put a lil grey’s anatomy moment in there if anyone spots it :)

warnings: coming out to parent, overwhelming fluff 

word count: 1,300

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You were comfortable with who you were. You had learned to accept the way you were genetically wired. There was always that hesitation to tell anyone about your sexual orientation since everyone knew who your dad was. Only the people closest to you had known about you bisexual, but that short list of people didn’t include your dad.

He would accept you, you were sure of it. Your Uncle Scott had come out when he was just a little bit older than you were now. But maybe it was different for you? It was his brother coming out to him, not his flesh and blood. You are his kid, the most important person in his life. Could he think differently of you? This moment had been put off long enough. Something sparked a fire inside you and you convinced yourself that it was time to come out.

You sat at the kitchen table, staring at your hands in your lap for what seemed like hours until you heard the garage opening, the soft hum of Chris’s car, and your heart dropping to the pit of your stomach. You considered abandoning this mission, saving it for when you thought it out more, bolting up the stairs to your room before he could come inside. But the door being pulled open and the garage closing stopped those thoughts immediately.

Please be in a bad mood so I have an excuse to abort this mission, you thought to yourself before Chris walked into the kitchen.

“Hey, peanut! What are you doing here? I thought you’d be having your girl’s night with Jordan and Eliza.” He greeted you cheerfully, a surprised look on his face. He bent down and gave Dodger a greeting and moved further into the house.

Shit. Good mood. Guess there’s no backing out now.

“Jordan had something come up. She couldn’t have us over so we just canceled.” You said, resting your elbow on the table, propping your head up.

Every Friday you had a girl’s day after school with your best friends Jordan and Eliza. You drove to Jordan’s house together and ordered take out and watched movies or whatever random thing you could come up with. You had asked for a raincheck on girl’s night so you could do this.

“That’s a bummer. Looks like you're stuck with your old man tonight, peanut. Should we order some take out and veg out on the couch? I kinda feel like Chinese food.” He walked over to the drawer with take out menus and searched for the one he was wanted.

“Yeah, dad, whatever you want.” You hesitated before speaking again. “Before we do, can I talk to you about something? It’s kinda important.” You said, placing your hands in your lap and looking down at them. Chris turned around and saw you shying away from him.

He made his way to the kitchen table and grabbed a chair and pulled it closer to you. He pulled yours so your knees were touching and so he could grab your hands as a comfort. You were acting the same way you did when you told him about you getting your period in middle school, and when your asshole history teacher gave you a detention for mouthing off sophomore year. You acted this way when you were scared to say something, but needed your dad.

“Yeah baby, what’s up?” He said quietly, and non invasively. His heart started to pound a little faster, scared of what could have his baby so closed off and afraid.

“Before you start freaking out, I’m not pregnant and I didn’t kill anyone. Let’s just get that out of the way.” You cleared up, knowing what was probably going through his head. You chuckled at the breath of relief he let out at your statement. He exaggerated wiping sweat off his forehead and leaned back in his chair. He kept his eyes on you, raising an eyebrow to single you to keep talking.

“So I’ve been meaning to talk to you about this for a while and uh, haven’t had the guts to say it. But today I felt like it was now or never so I just really hope you can understand me and what I’m about to say. I’m bisexual. And I’ve known for a couple of years now, maybe since the beginning of high school. But I know how you feel about it but I hope that me being your daughter doesn’t change your feelings about it or about me. I really love you and it is so important for you to know since it’s such a big part of who I am. I’ve hated feeling like I needed to keep it from you, but I’m finally ready for you to know. I’m gonna stop talking so you can talk.” You wiped a few tears that fell from your eyes and looked at Chris, trying to gauge his reaction.

He stood up after a few seconds and pulled you up with him. He grabbed your face and just looked at you.

“I just have one question for you.” He started. You sucked in a breath and nodded your head. “Are you still the person I raised you to be? Are you still the Y/N Evans I knew yesterday?” He asked. Tears filled your e/c eyes again as you saw his blue ones start to water up.

“Yes.” You whispered. He let out a watery chuckle and fat tears fell down his cheeks. You wrapped your arms around his neck and he lifted you off the ground, hugging each other as you’ve never before. You could feel his tears soaking into your shirt like yours were soaking his.

“I love you so much, Y/N. Nothing could ever change that. Ever.” You heard him say. You squeezed your arms tighter around his neck in response and kept crying. “I’m so proud of you.” He whispered into your ear. He set you down slowly on the ground, not letting go until you were ready.

“I love you, dad.” You said once he set you down and you sat down in your chairs again. He grabbed your hand and kissed the back of it, smiling at you. Dodger got up from his place on the floor and made his way towards you, sensing that you could use a little love. He rested his chin on your knee and you scratched the spot you knew he loved. He licked your hand as you pulled it away and just stared at you. “I love you too, bubba.” You whispered.

“I love you so much, Y/N. You know that there is nothing you can do that will ever change the way I feel about you, right? I will never think any differently of you. You could’ve told me anything, and I’d still love you the way I did before you told me. I’d sit at home raising a baby while you finished school. I’d bury a body for you. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you.” Chris said.

“I’m not planning on having a baby anytime soon, so don’t worry about that. But my history teacher from sophomore year is still giving me problems, so that’s good to know.” You smirked and he leaned back and let out a laugh.

Chris stood up, placing a kiss on your forehead and went back to look at the take out menus he had pulled out. “So Chinese is okay with you?” He waved the menu from your favorite restaurant in the air.

“Chinese is good, I’ll have my usual. I need to call Uncle Scott, just come get me from my room when it’s here.” You said, running up the stairs.

“This better be the first time he’s hearing about this! If he found out before I did you’re sleeping outside for a week!” He called out after you. You snickered to yourself knowing the first person you told was Scott.

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a/n: okay so im going to be the first to admit that i weeped writing this because i wish everyone could have an experience like this when coming out to their parents/family. i still havent come out to anyone in my personal life. my best friend kinda knows??? i always talk about being attracted to women but i’ve never explicitly said i am bisexual. being on this platform i feel like i can be who i am without the fear of not being welcomed. my family is very nonsupportive of the lgbtq+ community, so i havent come out to anyone in my family. this is like therapy LMAO. but anon, i hope you like this. and to anyone reading this if you’re struggling with your sexual orientation or with coming out, i hope this. brings you a little bit of joy. thank you for reading sorry this was a little rant and longwinded.

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[wychive]

𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨

summary // you found your pile of ‘letters’ to hyunjin that contain thoughts that have never been said and decided to write to him one last time.

pairing(s) // hyunjin x gn!reader, hyunjin x oc, slight minho x reader

genre(s) // angst, letter fic 

warning(s) // mentions of food, themes of being forgotten, vulgar wording, humiliation, overthinking

word count // 2.0k

author's note // happy birthday @noya-sannnn​ !! im sorry this was so late hhh you know how i am irl,, but i hope you enjoy this! i love you so much, jane <3 i apologize for the many grammar mistakes gn. i recommend listening to iu’s ending scene while reading this! btw y/n/n means your nickname.

[10/01/14, 3:55am]

dear jinnie,

hi there! it's y/n <3 i hope you're doing okay - i mean of course you are pfft anyways, just writing this short letter (more like paragraph)  sort of as a venting mechanism? for things i cant tell you about lol  im not so sure how you would call it, since you're so much better at words than i am. basically were like:

hyunjin: ow a brain freeze!

me: haha brain go brrrr

anyways haha yea <3 it's 4am so like,, ill see you at school!

signed,

your loser,

y/n/n

[15/02/14, 12:34am]

yo heartthrob!

im back with this kinda stuff haha it's been a whole? week? since ive written one of these so like yes..hi! i just wanted to say thanks, for today. you really know how to cheer me up huh? you really outdid yourself by setting up that little picnic for us. congrats on making the strawberry cake so perfectly <3 this day will always stay as a core memory in the back of my brain. you're too caring sometimes,,, istg you'll pay for this [maybe hugs?] >:) 

signed,

your partner in crime,

y/n/n

[30/02/15, 01:29am]

jinnie-senpai~~

LMAO you hate me calling you that, doesn't change a thing though. hehe,, nways i hope you enjoyed your birthday present :) i got you that really cool skateboard that you wanted. i worked my ass off for that in my mother's garden so like,, you gotta thank me for that a thousand times :D nah jk, its a sincere gift, from me to you. i rarely do this for ANYONE so consider yourself lucky to have a best friend like me -3- also, seungmin is like….kinda the cutest person ever. introduce me to him pls, thank!

signed,

<your bestest friend3,

y/n

(p.s. you're kinda cute too,,,, ig,,, still stinkee tho)

[13/04/15, 9:04pm]

hey 'baby' (HAHAHA ihy for this)

i hope your day was okay! i didn't see much of you today (which was sort of a bummer but wtv) so like…. uh yea. you told me you were doing okay over text, which kinda surprised me because like?? we always video call lol this is kinda the first time,, but its okay, i trust you! (i really hope youre doing alright tho, i'll beat anyone up if they make you sad >:( ) you also called me 'sweetheart' today which was like…. omg wtf haha????????? that was so weird to me for some reason… a good kind of weird :D we haven't done those kinds of nicknames in a while so…. happy to know that they're back in session <3 i talked to the new girl today, she's really cool! like she knows the bean song on tiktok so like its a total win heh, ill introduce you to her tomorrow! you'll love her a lot

signed,

your 'lover',

y/n/n

[08/06/16, 10:23pm]

hey howl (hehe go back to that movie night we had)

this spring break sucks so much,, esp because youre not here (you still couldve brought me along :'[ ) but wtv i hope youre enjoying yourself. ive been hanging out with yeonnie lately and i found out she likes conan grey too like pls i love her sm. can we adopt her?? please???? she told me you guys have been video calling too and that makes me so happy!! you two are getting along so well aaa my precious babies </3 

what if you developed a crush on her? haha…..jk unless?? (no jk dont shes all mine, stay away >:) ) anyways, i hope the three of us hang out soon. maybe go to that ice cream parlour where they serve the best cookies and cream?  

signed,

your daisy,

y/n/n

[19/07/15, 01:23am]

peepee poopoo hello

heyheyhey!! (heh, haikyuu thingz) i hope youre doing okay! i mean sure you are, with everything going so well. also i feel like you're not telling me something. maybe it's just me? is it? i hope it is because you tell me everything,, we've been talking less these days but its okay! i know how busy you are, especially with your dad always bugging you,,

also, i think yeonbin likes you :0,, she keeps talking about you whenever we hang out. don't get me wrong, its not bad that she likes you but...something doesn't feel right. i feel like i'm being the third wheeler here and like ugh idk. haha laughs yea i think its just me.. im sorry, i didnt mean to do you like this,, anyways, ill see you soon + her too ofc- yall are inseparable lmao

signed,

your moonlight,

y/n/n

[23/07/15, 01:56am]

greetings, kind sir

lol more like mean sir but like aight KSKSK,, anyways,, how have you been? we haven't really talked in a while,, our convos are always so short with it being one-sided :/ i wish you were online more. yeonnie is ignoring me,, do you know why? i think you do,,, but when i asked you just said you didnt know. did i do something wrong? pls tell me.. 

she blocked my contact the other day and she won't even smile at me when i pass her in the hallways. its,, sad and stressful especially because she was the only one that would genuinely talk to me. i hate to say this,, but i miss you. us, hanging out like the best trio we are, yknow? but i dont think you miss me the same way. sorry, im getting out of hand. i know im just overreacting. im just gonna sleep ig,, good night! sweet dreams,,

signed,

your pink lemonade,

y/n/n

[25/07/15, 03:25am]

hi there

i heard you and her got together?? congrats, jinnie! im so proud of you,, especially because you never had even considered getting a girlfriend a few months earlier lmaO you really woo the ladies huh? anyways,, i hope you've been well since we last talked,, how many days has it been?? i would say nearly a week or so but honestly it feels like a hundred years,, considering you and i used to talk every day. but you have her now to keep you company.

keep this a secret but can you possibly tell me why it hurts when i see her? or when i mention her or even think of her?? is it because she's connected to you? but.. you're my best friend, so why? is it because i miss you? is it because im alone now? is it because you left me with a simple 'i have to go now,, bye y/n/n.'? im not sure either. im being silly, i apologize. ill figure it out sooner or later. sweet dreams, jinnie

signed,

your asswipe,

y/n

[25/07/15, 04:30am]

jinnie

it's because i love you. 

signed,

your butterfly,

y/n

[??/08/??, 05:??am]

you

i miss your lame jokes. i miss your smile. i miss your laughs. i miss your funny faces. i miss the way your eyes twinkle. i miss th way you would make me happy just by doing the bare minimum. i miss the disaster you made when cooking breakfast. i miss the night when you snuck me out just to go to that pretty lantern event. i miss when you would call out my name everytime we met. i miss when we would share earbuds in train rides. dont you get it, hyunjin? i miss you.

[??/??/15, ??:??am]

asshole.

please tell me that isn't true, please. you're too kind to do these kinds of things, right? + i was your best friend,, then, why, why did you hurt me like this. i didnt do anything wrong.. you couldve just told me you didnt like me,,, why did she have to tell me? out of all people. 

youre so pathetic for this,, i thought you were brave, bold - but youre just a fucking coward. i loved you, i really did. and i realised too late… im sorry. she,, i shouldn't have talked to her in the first place, right? i bet you knew she humiliated me, in front of everyone. of course you did, you were the only one that knew. you told her. fuck, i hate you so much (yet why do i long for you on a night like this?). you know how much that'll affect me and yet, there you are, laughing about it with her.

signed,

fuck off,

you know who i am.

[31/08/15, 03:41am]

ah, jinnie

please tell me this is just a nightmare. please, please. stop just reading my texts, please answer them. jinnie. i miss you so much. i dont care bout her, please just let me be in your arms. i dont care if you love me back, please just talk to me at least. tell me what i did wrong,, jinnie,, please,,, clear these tear stains on my cheek with kisses.

signed,

your fuck-up,

y/n

[15/09/15, 04:59am]

jinnie

why do i keep crying because of you? its been a few weeks since everything has happened. please, nothing has changed. i still love you the same even with all the hatred i have pent up in this stupid brain of mine. i wish i could just walk back in time, to where it all began.

when i first met you in third grade and you pushed me while playing soccer or maybe when we took those ridiculous prom pictures, remember those? i hope you still have them,, because i do too. i hope the pictures of us on your wall still hang there,, it'll remind you of the happy times. hm,, maybe you don't need them. 

you already have millions of pictures with you and her,, i bet you printed some and replaced those with ours right? sly dog. 

signed,

friend,

y/n/n

[04/02/16, 12:57am]

hey

i went to the park today and saw both of you being happy. it's nice to see your smile again. im sorry i didnt go up to you,, i just thought it would be awkward. when i heard that adorable laugh of yours, it made me realise that i lost something special. but it's okay isnt it? as your happiness matters more than mine. 

signed,

y/n

[06/01/20, 08:00pm]

dear hyunjin,

im doing fine here. how about you? gosh,, how long has it been? years? since we last talked to each other. i havent heard from you since. i would just like to say i still think of you sometimes, when watering the plants or dancing while making pancakes. sometimes i think you're here with me too, just being the pals we were. 

sometimes i'd see you out, just reading a book in the park or buying pasta sauce at the grocery store. it's nice to see you having a stable life. im not sure if you're still with her or not, but its good to know that you still have that large friend group. also! you're never gonna guess who im dating--

it's minho! do you remember him? the one that i used to hate,, uh yeah. he asked me out the other day- you may wonder how tf,,, i too do not know how tf but he gives the best hugs ever. he gave me the love i wanted from you. he stitched my heart back together after it broke,, i love him so much, jinnie..

it's snowing,, do you remember when we would skate on the frozen lake in front of your house? are your parents well? i wonder if your mother still has those earrings i bought for her birthday. i never told you this but your laugh and hers sound so similar. 

i would just like to say thank you, for everything. you were a big part of my life, up until now. when we see each other after this, we would just be strangers. maybe flash a little smile or give a little wave whenever we greet each other but nothing more. some memories of us would flow in every now and then but it'll just be a short teaser. well, i'll be going now. smile for me, okay?

signed,

the one that loved you the most,

y/n.

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