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schtuptozier · 1 year

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at work but thinking incredibly deeply about patty and richie becoming friends post derry and reminiscing about stan and talking about eddie and working thru their grief ... ;_;

#there was one fic exploring this and it ended w . i think being like well thank GOODNESS thats the other universe . this universe #had turtle resurrection LABRUIT !!!#ough . i just think abt miss patty uris blum and get emotional :(#it series #it chapter two #hilarious. hysterical.#blurbs

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hoegender · 1 month

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kaishin nation i am so, so sorry

#shuakemi nation hang in there #ive been laughing hysterically for the past hour its actually hilarious #im so glad i was here for this #detective conan movie 27 spoilers #m27 spoilers #the million dollar pentagram #detective conan #magic kaito #dcmk #shinichi kudo #kaito kuroba #kaishin #thihart #thiha goes insane

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homoshoebill · 2 years

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reigen arataka, greatest psychic of the 21st century, esteemed internet sex symbol. crowned twink supreme by winning 69% of the votes on anitwt, crowned ultimate dilf days later, and current lead for the anitwt milf off by a landslide. most recently, though, has just lost the poll for the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman to sans undertale by 0.1% of 244,809 votes total - culminating responses from the official japanese and english mp100 twitters, various industry professionals, and a fanfic from toby fox himself.

all of this within the span of six fucking days

#mob psycho 100 #undertale #sans #arataka reigen #toby fox #reigensweep #sanssweep #mp100 #shoe.txt #THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY. WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK #THIS IS GENUINELY SO FUNNY?????? EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO FUNNY #AS IF EVERYTHING IN THIS SITUATION ISNT HILARIOUS LIKE…. the statistics in the polls. the PERCENTAGES. THE AMOUNT OF VOTERS #i didnt mention it here but HE KEEPS WINNING ALL THESE POLLS EXCEPT FOR ONE MP100 SPECIFIC POLL WHERE HE LOST TO MOB

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sophfandoms53 · 2 years

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Penny’s dedication to this gag the whole dub killed me

#SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND I LOVED IT #that line is an inside joke in the fandom anyway #so to see Penny kept doing it was hilarious #bc the games say it all the time #also some of my favorite jokes are within these scenes too #so I left a little bit of them in the clips #also pls this whole election plotline was hysterical #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog fandub #snapcube #sonic fandub #real time fandub

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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 282

Billy is… having a lot of fun actually. Which isn’t something he was expecting today, but y’know what? Why not. Why not get dragged into this game with interdimensional beings?

Why not join a class of semi-primordial beings by getting smuggled in one of their hoodies into shapeshifting class because he’s ‘just a lil guy’! The Phantom siblings and Amity are great! And Solomon hasn’t told him not to yet, nor has the sort-of Marvel hivemind, so honestly nothing could go wrong here. Oh hey Freddy, you got grabbed too?

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #All of Team Phantom are now helping smuggling the baby magic heroes #Yes the entire team is now learning how to shapeshift & more magic #in normal human child form #They’ve gotten semi adopted by the entire class #Lancer when he realizes is so exasperated #The ghost teachers? Find it Hilarious #Yes the team all use their new shapeshifting to their advantage #This includes turning into animals and mythical creatures for Fun #They’ve all learned how to fight Amity-Style #Marvel are inwardly hysterically laughing at their current Mortal Champion #The Gods are not helping by actively encouraging the shenanigans

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capsrecedinghairline · 2 years

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I dare a motherfucker to tell me Batman isn’t the funniest bitch in comics

#batman #bruce wayne #batman eternal #dc comics #the batfamily are supposed to be the moody serious ones but they’re all hilarious #batman’s entire world is actively burning to the ground in this plot line and he takes the time to spray paint a lil bat #binch you cannot tell me he’s not off the chain hysterical #anyway this ends my series of batman eternal panels because I finished vol 3 today

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essektheylyss · 1 year

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Contact Other Plane really is such a perfect wizard and warlock spell, because it truly encapsulates the hubris of those classes. It's the most extreme "fuck around and find out" spell. It's like, you can make a collect call out of this world. You might get some answers, but you also might go insane for trying it. You'll be fine in the morning, though. You will learn nothing from this experience.

#this thought brought to you by my wizard with +11 to int saves FAILING HER FUCKING INT SAVE #I rolled a fucking 2 #she IS going to try again tomorrow #she has no mortal fear and is fucking annoyed with everyone's cryptic ass answers #who cares about a little insanity the world is ending. it's fine.#honestly love that it's an int save though. also HYSTERICAL.#there's nothing that isn't DEEPLY funny about it #honestly just the whole concept like. you're just like. asking SOMEBODY.#if they don't know they don't know.#and you could also take 6d6 psychic damage and be incapacitated until a long rest. HILARIOUS

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widevibratobitch · 9 months

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*sitcom laugh sound effect*

#the three musketeers #there are many hilarious scenes here but this one really is the most hysterical thing ive ever read in my life #les trois mousquetaires

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jorvikzelda · 2 months

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i have played hollow knight for approximately 80 hours in the past 11 days

(alternate version with autism creature eyes/face as requested by my friend below cut)

#this was GENUINELY my best fucking attempt at little ghost i redrew their head Several fucking times and also the entire them once #i love them so much but i cannot give them what they deserve #decided to not even try drawing the hollow knight. they have Too Many Joints #but if i did their caption wouldve been something like ''third more fucked up sibling''#would they be the eldest sibling? probably right? i could make an eldest sibling trauma joke too #the abysmal size difference here is Hysterical to me btw. it was Not on purpose i just cant proportion but its hilarious im keeping it #z talks #hollow knight #i did draw the autism creature face myself #no copy pasting here #also hornets legs are just lines bc i tried to make them more like in game but i coulnt make it work . so

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corvology · 8 months

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the taxonomy section of the wikipedia article about things named after tolkien and his works is insane.

loving the crazy ass scientists who named an absurd amount of grass-miner moths after tolkien characters. there’s a STUPID amount of elves btw.

also,

there’s more. would you still love them if they were worms….

there’s way more including Shrimp Baggins Family, a bunch of attempts (some successful some not) to name wasps after elves, dwarves and hobbits and like one amoeba named after gimli but honestly just go look at it yourselves it’s SO funny

#arya talks #ohh the biologist in me is cackling this is hilarious #also in fruit flies the gene named smaug & the gene degrading it called bard…. absolutely hysterical.#jrr tolkien #the lord of the rings #the hobbit #the silmarillion #moths #worms #i’m not tagging every character sorry #taxonomy

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schtuptozier · 1 year

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reread the runners AU on twitter ouhhhh G-D THE EMOTIONS

#hilarious. hysterical.

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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year

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Combining 'cap is presumed to be kryptonian' with the divine twitch chat with what the wiki calls straight up clairvoyance to create 'cap is assumed to be superman's ancestor come here from krypton millenia ago to protect and guide us'.

Because a) like superman, marvel is widely believed to have no secret identity at all - he bares his face entirely! He's a huge kinda dorky wall of muscle who never says anything worse than heck, everything about that stands out. It's assumed they jet off to the same place on their downtime, the famous fortress of solitude.

B) cap may not have a Supers senses, but between his almost precognition, his uncanny ability to pick up lies, his tendency to suddenly pause and listen to someone unheard before randomly jetting off, and his occasional one sided discussions that leave him with more information than he had before, it's pretty easily implied he has them (it's the chat piping in. He's gotten quite good at filtering out the actually important information).

C) no one really knows how aliens age anyway - and with magic, who knows what an already op hyper advanced alien race could do??? There's substantial proof cap has been around for MILLENIA, if you know where to look (that fact that a good chunk of stuff is Black Adam distresses Billy no end, but it doesn't seem like he left any trace of his evil doings (he rules a country, and ancient murals of you summoning hordes of demons to decimate the earth does not good pr make). He's probably immortal! He talks like he is, sometimes.

D) supes and cap get on really well! Almost... Unusually well. (the Internet reads too much into two dudes who aren't afraid of emotions finding unexpected kinship in their hero life.) there's definitely something else going on there and everyone knows superman is head over heels for batman so it's not that.

E) he's a captain! He's a champion! Apparently his home base can be accessed anywhere in the universe??? Like, say, another planet??

So why did he come to earth? Why did he really only emerge again now, after centuries of total radio silence? It was... Right after superman debuted... Well, give or take a few years, but what's that to an immortal being?!

A jl member brings up the rumours during a meeting and Billy nearly chokes trying not spittake at the justice league table. Superman blue screens visibly.

Then someone asks cap if he's sure his body is human, and??? IS IT??!!! The wizard would have said something, right??!! Ghost or not??

The delay is just long enough to make the gossip mongers interested.

#captain marvel #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel #shazam #dc comics #superman #billy batson #clark kent #kryptonian rumours #This also ties to the 'cap occasionally gets pelted with kryptonite and criminals get confused as to why it won't work' post I saw #because why not #Extra points if batman pokes him with kryptonite out of nowhere at one point 'just to check'#Divine chat finds it all hysterically hilarious and keeps encouraging Billy to make it worse #Solomons wisdom means he knows Exactly how it's about to go down but he legally can't say no if they force the issue #(not that it's ever stopped him)#This was supposed to be 'haha another plot point for the funny kryptonian rumours' and then it spiralled

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yea-baiyi · 1 year

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i’m actually obsessed with pei ming and yushi huang so much. like this aromantic misogynistic man slut with a string of broken hearts behind him is rescued by a quiet, humble woman who doesn’t think about him at all and he suddenly cannot cope. he’s shaking in fear hes choking on his words he runs out of the room whenever she’s near. he wants her to fuck him so bad it makes him look stupid. insane that mxtx just pulls this bit of characterisation at the last moment and then does not elaborate. i’ve got him in my head like this

#tgcf #pei ming #yushi huang #tgcf meta #sorta #meta stuff #i’m sorry like he’s just. i’m obsessed with him he’s so incredibly funny #pei ming is an absolute asshole and you think you know him as a character #and then mxtx just pulls this bit of characterisation at the last minute and it’s HYSTERICAL #the way he gets soooo overwhelmed once yushi huang is in the vicinity #he doesn’t even explain or try to make excuses he just leaves immediately #disaster man #i should get back to reading tgcf so i can do a meta on him #they’re the equivalent of cumplane for me in tgcf in terms of how hilarious and insane

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happypeachsludgeflower · 5 months

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I keep seeing posts go around where someone’s like “blond percy means Nico is lying when he says Percy’s not his type” and okay, yea, they’re absolutely right.

BUT it’ll be f u n n y

Situational irony for the wins 💃💃✨