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mythicalmyles · 2 years

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Could possibly get lj with candy pop x male reader with breeding and primal kink as well as possible psychedelic use as well as shotgun smoking

Uh this might be long af heh but noncon, blood, minor pet play(candypop calls reader puppy), violence, overstim, multiple orgasms, belly bulging, (sims aliens type beat)/drug use

(Name) was pretty heavy on his psychedelic usage, the tingles it sent through his body and the waves of rainbows that seemed to bleed out of every crack was awe inducing. He could sit for hours and watch a still image and have it move, his favourite was looking at pictures of clouds was his favourite. Watching them almost breath was incredibly pretty.

His gaze hadn’t left his roof since it had kicked in, every dent in the wall was changing colours. Despite the lack of light it was still incredibly bright to him. He had been fighting sleep for the past hour and he was in a loosing battle as his eyelashes fluttered as they blinked repeatedly before (Name) gave up and laid down.

He dosed off watching the pretty lights, the acid pulling him into a dream.

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(Name) was creeped out by his dream so far, he felt like he had just spent an eternity walking around a gloomy carnival. He hadn’t heard a sound, not seen a soul. Unease had set in the moment his dream began, he felt so aware of everything. A sudden clank in the distance had him quickly diving for cover.

He slid himself under a tent, a gap between the pegs left him with enough space to slide his body through. His heart began racing as he quickly took in his surroundings. As black and white as everything else seemed to be.

His eyes quickly slid around the room, relaxing when nothing came to his sight. Carefully he made his way around the edge of the tent, vision darting all over the room. Just as he felt comfortable a loud bang went off. His hand shot over his mouth, as his eyes darted to the stage to see a cloud of black smoke dissipating to reveal a figure.

(Name) felt like he was choking on ice as a black and white clown was revealed. “Hello little human!” Its eyes shot straight at him, pinning him in place. He couldn’t make out much from their distance but he could see enough to get his heart soaring.

“Arent you a delicious little thing?” Despite the distance, (Name) could see a mouth full of sharp teeth. “We’re gonna play a game. Ever played hide and seek?” (Name) shook as he nodded his head. “Great! Lets seee… If we win, you’re trapped here forever.” (Names) throat felt like it was in a choke hold. “If i win?” His eyes stuck to the clown.

“You won’t.” A deep voice chuckled in his ear. (Name) let out a scream and jumped away from the voice, a tall blue haired man in a jester costume took over his vision. A sadistic smile coated his painted cheeks, black lips revealed sharper then average teeth.

“You have until the count of 50!” (Name) didn’t need to be told twice, his heart beat filling his ears as he ran for his life. His throat burned as his feet slammed against the floor, he ran until he felt like his lungs were going to implode. He dropped to the floor gasping as his vision began blacking out. “Fuck no. No.” He chanted as he steadied himself, blackness dissipating.

Once he recovered himself he quickly dove under a small tent, heart racing so loud as his eyes darted around the tent. He let out a deep breath when his eyes landed on a chest, with the little energy he had he half walked half crawled to it. He slid it open with a struggle, almost crying before it finally opened. In a zombie like state he threw himself into the chest, closing it as quietly as he could. He stared up at the roof huffing and panting for a few moments, he held his chest as pain struck him from every angle.

(Name) tried to steady out his breathing, chest heaving. His eyes began fluttering closed, before he knew it he had passed out.

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(Name) felt like he had been out for hours before he came to, his mind felt like static as he dove up in his bed. His breathing spiked until he realised it was his room he was in, he let out a breath as he reached over for his bong. He inhaled the smoke on one go, holding it in for a few seconds before exhaling. He threw himself back as smoke flowed from his mouth. It took him a moment to register he had just thrown himself into someone.

By the time he had realised that it was too late and whoever already had their arms around him. His eyes doubled as the jester from before appeared and took his bong from his hand, inspecting it. (Name) froze completely. “Humans do like their weed.” The being chuckled, (Name) began shaking in the hold of what he could only assume was that clown. His gaze shot down to see two black and white stripped arms circling his waist with black claws attached to its crooked fingers.

(Name) whimpered, he felt like the mouse the cat just caught in its claws. “Got you.” A twisted voice filled his hears, it sounded like something from the pits of hell. (Names) brain fell blank, fear taking over and freezing him like an avalanche just rolled over him. “Please.” (Names) voice was whispered and cracked, sending both demons into laugher as his body shook. The clowns claws crossed over his chest, hands wrapping around his neck loosely as he whimpered.

“It’s time we take our prize.” It’s voice spoke directly into his ear, drawing a sob. Before he could think another thought, hands were pulling down his boxers. (Names) eyes almost rolled when one of the clowns hands moved to toy with his nipples, the other keeping a grip on his neck. “Call me Candypop. He’s Jack. You’ll be screaming them later puppy.” Before (Name) could respond Candypop’s hand wrapped around his cock, drawing a gasp from him. “No!.” (Name) cried kicking his leg out only for Candypop to catch it, nails digging into his legs and drawing blood.

“Ah!” (Name) shouted trying to free his leg, a smack across his face startling him. Tears welled in his eyes as he stared at Candypop in shock. “Naughty boy.” (Name) didn’t know why it made his cock twitch and thighs tremble. (Name) was powerless in Jack's hold as Candypop's hands jacked him off and played with his balls. He could barley hold back his moans, head falling back onto Jack's shoulder.

(Name) shuddered as Jack ran his teeth along his neck, not quite biting but rather threatening. He felt like he was loosing his mind, part of him wondering if he woke up in another dream. Candypop pushed his fingers into (Names) mouth, taking the man by surprise. "Don't even think about biting, i will gut you." (Name) shook, nodding. He kept still as Candypop's fingers played with his tongue, the demon smirked at his obedience.

(Name) felt anxiety swell into his stomach as he did his best to look anywhere besides Candypop, it sighed as it withdrawed it's fingers. Hand quick to move between his legs and slide a finger into his hole, before (Name) could grab Candypop's wrists and pull him away Jack grabbed his. Jack kept his wrists at either side of his head as he began to yank his hands, trying to escape.

(Name) fell powerless as Candypop's finger suddenly slammed deep into him, a moan falling from his lips as his eyes fluttered and body jerked. "It's okay pretty baby, just enjoy it." (Name) shook his head at Jack's words, hair flailing around. "Please." (Name) begged uselessly.

"Hmm." Candypop paused his rough movements, finger circling his prostate. (Name) whimpered at the stimulation, back arching. "No." Candy grinned as he pushed another finger in, not taking another moment before beginning to scissor him. Loud moans were torn from (Names) throat as the fingers hit deep inside of him.

A loud scream left (Name) as sharp teeth suddenly bit into his shoulder, he couldn't hold back his sob's as a tongue lapped at his spilling blood. (Name) felt like that bite was his game end, like he'd been branded. He let his body go, giving up and slumping in the psychotic clowns hold. Jack laughed as he circled his arms around (Names) waist, hands still gripping his wrists.

All (Name) could do was moan and sob as Candy inserted another finger into his hole, sliding in easier than the last. He felt his orgasm fast approaching as Candy slammed his finger's into (Name), his choked moans flooding the room. High pitched whine's left (Name) when Candy suddenly lifted one of his thighs, fingers sliding in deeper.

(Names) eyes had doubted, staring straight at Candy as he arched in on himself, high pitched moans and gasps falling from his lips. "He's a really pretty one, we got lucky." Candy grinned, Jack agreeing. Fear and pleasure raced through (Names) veins, Jack holding him tight as Candy assaulted his prostate. Jack easily dwarfed him, arching over his back and pushing his body closer to his legs, opening him up more for Candy.

Breathy gasps left (Name), everything overwhelming. A loud moan was torn from his lips as Jack's hands let him go to play with his nipples, (Name) contorted and twisted as his buds were toyed with. A few more jabs of Candy's fingers and he was clenching around them hard, cum shooting out of his cock and over his chest.

"Aw you made a mess." Candy's tone was mocking as his face twisted into a sarcastic smile. (Name) was losing his mind, Candy pulled out his fingers and grabbed his bong and weed off of the nightstand. (Name) stared at him as he packed the weed into the bowl, Jacks hands gripping his arms tight and keeping him in place.

Candy light the bong and swallowed up the smoke, moving forwards to press his lips to (Names). The latter leaned into the kiss, Candy shooting smoke down his throat. (Name) tried to pull away to no avail, the smoke gunning down his throat and frying his mind more. Candy pulled away and grabbed his thighs, spreading them apart.

(Name) shook in his hold, hooded red eyes staring at Candy. All Candy did was smirk as he slid balls deep into (Names) tight hole, Candy growled. "So fucking tight." (Names) entire body shook in the demon's hold as his mind tried to comprehend the fact that the demon had just sheathed itself in him in one snap.

A loud scream would've filled the room if Jack hadn't wrapped one hand around his mouth and the other around his neck. Jack moaned at the sound of (Names) choked noises of pain. Candy wasn't still long, his cock pulling almost completely out only to slam back in and bottom out. Candy kept up a brutal pace as he dove as far as he could into (Names) hole.

Candy's cock had no problem, easily rubbing against his prostate with even shallow thrusts. He looked down, his stomach exposing Candy's cock. "You're such a pretty thing, we had to grab you up quick before something else came along and breed you before we could." (Name) froze, panicked eyes staring at Candy.

"You look so pretty full of cock. Look at that Candy, you can see your cock in his tummy." Jack giggled as he pressed on the bulge, both Candy and (Name) moaning. (Name) couldn't tell whether he was crying because of pain, fear or pleasure. All consumed his body as the demon's used his body, he felt like his mind had evaporated. The psychedelics and weed had a hold on him, his body reacting more then it normally would have.. He couldn't think and any thought that did come to mind was out of it so quick he didn't bother trying to comprehend them anymore.

"That's it pretty boy, just let go. Let us take care of you now." Candy's voice was oddly comforting as he whispered into (Names) ear, biting it gently before pulling away. (Name) moaned as he fell apart, cum dripping out of his cock. His body shook with overstimulation but he could tell they had no thought of stopping anytime soon.

"You're gonna look so pretty full of cum, did you know we can get human males pregnant?" (Name) couldn't comprehend the words but he moaned, hand grabbing Candy's wrists as his hand wrapped around neck. "Tell me you want me to breed you." Candy's voice sounded more like a beast then man, eyes staring deep into (Names) eyes as he paused his thrusting.

Candy kept eye contact as he took a moment to fuck (Name) slow and deep, noses touching. "B-breed me please. Please. Breed me." (Name) called out, trying to grind his hips back onto Candy's cock as pleasure took over his mind.

(Name) openly sobbed, a choke of relief as Candy finally picked his speed back up. (Name) felt like he was on cloud nine, hands running all over his body, playing with his nipples, his cock, balls, everything.

(Name) let out a squeal when jack pressed his cock against his hole. “Room for one more?” (Name) tried his best to get away but they were faster, Candy wrapping him up in a hug, lifting him from Jacks lap as he dove his cock into (Names) hole. Once (Name) had divulged into a moaning mess, Candy stopped as jack began pressing in alongside him.

(Name) felt like his mind was leaking out his ears, pain and pleasure swirling through his stomach. Once jack and pushed in (Name) broke, sobs he held back flowing as stars danced in his vision and his spine burned. Candypop shut him up using his mouth, their lips slitting together. (Name) gave up on trying to keep up and let himself relax into their hold, doing his best to keep up with Candypop’s dominating kiss.

Jacks arms wrapped around his waist as candypop’s kept his head in place, they made it easy on him to start. They slowly thrusted until his whimpers turned into moans and he started grinding back, fucking himself on their cocks. (Name) felt like he was being split in two but the sight of their cocks bulging his stomach was enough to have him cuming again, whining as he bucked his hips. “Aw barley anything left.” Candypop grinned his shark like grin as he pulled back, the energy the human was giving off was addicting.

(Name) twitched and moaned as they built up their thrusts, slamming inside him. “Such a pretty little pet we got ourselves.” Jacks insane voice barley registered in (Names) head, he felt drunk. Pleasure overwhelming, the feeling of Jacks claws running over his body was addicting, the slight pain when Jack’s nail caught his nipples sent shocks running through his body and leaving him gasping.

“Fuck he’s so tight around us, I’m not lasting much longer. Gonna fill his pretty hole up with cum.” Candy’s voice was rough and Jack made a noise of acknowledgment as they sped up their thrusts. A few more thrusts and they were painting (Names) insides white. (Name) hung loosely in their grip, fucked out his mind. Letting out a soft moan as they pulled out, pushing him onto his back and shoving a pillow under his hips. By the time (Names) head had hit the bed he was out like a light.

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talon-dragonbeast · 2 months

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i have been feeling more enderman than dragon this past few days, and thanks to that ive been able to collect more information about my species! i want to list it somewhere because there is A Lot. ill share it under the cut :]

of course, not every enderman will feel like i do, or could even have a completely different experience from mine! (i know there arent many enderman on this site and even less that talk about it as extensively as i do, but just in case)

all of these were gathered from a combination of noemata, phantom limbs, instincts and a bit of meditation! none of these are made up, everything i list is true for my experience /gen

so, endermankin things, in no particular order!

endermen are a solitary species, but not territorial. we just ignore eachother, maybe share information and news between individuals from time to time but its not frequent

this can also vary between regions: in the End there is more sense of community, and in the Overworld seeing another enderman is so rare that encounters are appreciated and even enjoyed

in the warped forest, where im from, we are more individualistic. we care for our young communally, but when the enderman reaches maturity they are on their own. sounds cold, but we actually prefer this! we are very introverted :D

endermen have a language! it's a combination of vocalisations, chirps and what i can only describe as vwoops. we can also produce a terrifying static noise when threatened, if its strong enough it can paralyse a human being with fear. our written language is known by humans as the enchanting table language, which we all learn at some point in our lives.

endermen are nomadic! we do have areas that we like to frequent, but we dont enjoy staying in the same place. we love to wander!

as we all know endermen are able to teleport between places, but we're also able to teleport between dimensions! we like to return to our place of birth from time to time, but we love to explore the different dimensions!

im an enderman from the warped forest, that is a region in the Nether dimension. it's the only Nether biome where enderman can spawn! also its just so pretty: it has cyan nylium and red soil, there are giant cyan fungus and there is shiny shroomlight and glowstone!

endermen are very weird mammals. we are poikilothermic (or cold-blooded, in simple words), which means we dont produce body heat and cant control our temperature via sweating or shivering. our ideal environment is the End, because the temperature there always stays in a comfortable room temperature (which is a bit cold to most humans lol), but we are able to survive in the warped forests because theyre the coldest biome of the Nether. our body temperature is very low because we have very slow metabolisms.

food: obviously, endermen native to the End will only eat the chorus fruit, which is very sweet and has all the nutrients the enderman needs. but we can also eat a variety of things, depending on the dimension one stays.

in the warped forest well usually eat fungus and meat, and in the Overworld well just eat whatever! we arent able to drink water because it burns us, but we get all our hydration from food.

endermen eat their food whole, without chewing. if it fits in our mouth (even if we have to unhinge our jaws like a snake), in it goes, but if it doesn't we tear it in pieces with our mouth or claws. we can survive a few days without eating because digestion takes forever.

our skin isnt covered with fur nor scales, but is strong. we dont have many facial muscles because we dont use them for communication, so we can be pretty expressionless. in addition to this, the skin of the face is harder in some parts like the mouth, where our lips form two fangs that we use to tear food apart.

the only weakness of an enderman is eye contact and water. we don't need to be worried about being hit because well just teleport away, but eye contact will lock us in place so it feels incredibly vulnerable to an enderman (also it hurts like hell and we are not able to think properly while it is maintained so yeah. dont.). water is dangerous to us because while it just makes our skin itch at first, it WILL start to hurt if we keep touching it.

our limbs are very very long, both arms and legs. our figure is slim and kind of bony, with little body fat (low metabolism + no body heat = not a lot of need for storing up energy). we are extremely flexible.

our hands are huge and padded, and we have long fingers that end in some pretty sick claws. this is because we need to be able to pick and hold blocks for our mental wellbeing, so to do that comfortably we evolved to have big hands. and also to defend ourselves i guess (but the Blocks are more important)

more anatomy! endermen have big ears and glowing purple eyes, with oval irises and no pupil. we have pretty good hearing and sight (though we dont see the same colours that humans do), but we are very sensitive to light so thats why we dont appear during the day. we dont move our ears a lot (again, no facial muscles), only enough to locate where the sounds come from.

we have tails, these are actually very movable, almost prehensile! they are long and thin, ending with a tuft of hair. we use them for balance (being digitigrade and bipedal means it would be very difficult to not fall over without it!) and for communication! they can even be used to hold things (though its not often, as it doesnt have a huge grip strength)

humans think we dont have emotions, but thats because they arent looking at our tails. we sway them from side to side to signal we are content, a still tail or coiled around ones leg means the enderman is anxious! we like to hold our tails for comfort, and play with them when we are bored.

uhh thats all i think! i will edit the list from time to time to stay up to date with new discoveries. feel free to make questions in the comments or in asks! i love to talk about enderman biology (as you can probably tell lol) so dont be shy. for those that have stayed until the end of this gigantic post, have a chorus fruit as a reward :]

#whispers of the dragon #endermankin #enderman kin #otherkin #nonhuman #fictionkin #<- i hate that classification but technically it Is a fictionkin experience so. in it goes.

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paradimeart · 2 years

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my tfa human au where theyre all superheroes who technically arent supposed to be doing superhero stuff but when an alien artifact crashes into earth and the local mob suddenly has laser cannons well. what else is there to do! further notes:

-they just barely have secret identities -ratchet feels fucking stupid in his armor/costume and usually stays behind at the “base” (the apartment above the repair shop) unless someone broke a bone -ratchets armor in general is busted as shit -ops axe was made from parts of the cybertronian ship that crashed 50 years ago (sari was on there but her escape pod landed in a lake) -bumblebee thinks prowl is really cool and also the biggest dweeb on earth. prowl has to remind himself he is 37 and to not lose his shit -op and prowls masks CAN slide down but prowl thinks hes still a fugitive and op would prefer to not get his nose broken. -bumblebee’s wheels would work like roller skates. it is an absolute disaster but good luck taking them off. op eventually adds wheels to his boots for combat. prowl can slide on his knees if he so desires -ratchet has magnetic powers without any of his armor but the prongs that come out of the gauntlets let him reverse polarity or focus it more precisely. -bumblebees stingers are more akin to getting a really bad static shock than actually being electrocuted. At first. -they spend like an hour after every fight trying to find prowls shuriken. -all the human villains in tfa are still human here, but the decepticons are still human too. theyll be in another post eventually

#if prowl looks familiar. Well.#my art #transformers #optimus prime tfa #bumblebee tfa #prowl tfa #bulkhead tfa #ratchet tfa #humanformers #tfa #transformers animated

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toriel-2 · 10 months

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clicking on this video: yaay someone will finally tell "support" players that weapon roles arent static and thinking thats all you'll be doing the entire match is counterproductive!

finishing the video: learning to properly and thoroughly process information is vital to understand the world around us and we musnt let ourselves succumb to skimming and potentially missing or misinterpreting vital information. thinking critically is vital to human growth and we musnt misuse the tools required to get there

#literally like 10% of the video actually talks about any splatoon concepts #Youtube

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dateamonster · 2 years

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am i the only one who gets kind of peeved when people conflate ghouls with zombies? or just generally assume ghouls are undead? because, trust me, ghouls and zombies are nothing alike- in fact, ghouls are known to eat zombies on occasion (saprophages make do) and have a lot of tertiary features that we don’t share with humans whatsoever. entirely distinct convergently evolved species. still, that could just be me nitpicking. nice blog!

i mean if this is in response to my monster high posting, ur barking up the wrong tree if you want mh to care about any kind of accuracy or consistency.

but that aside, i dont rly get this ask. this is smth ive talked about before a little but its kind of a pet peeve of mine when people talk about certain kinds of monsters as if theres a 100% correct True Version rather than many many different interpretations. especially in the case where the "species" in question doesnt really have one single traceable point of origin.

"ghouls and zombies are nothing alike" "ghouls are known to eat zombies" by who? who knows this? please point me to the ghoul biologist id love a word with them. not to be catty, but my understanding of (whats cited as) the original mythology is basically that a ghoul is a monstrous being which is often associated with death and feeds on human flesh. they may not be the same as zombies, im not arguing that, but depending on the context, how meaningful is the distinction?

and if i wanted to get really pedantic (and i always do) i could talk about how many of the most recent incarnations of the zombie arent technically undead either, since a lot of modern zombie media focuses on zombies that have never actually died but were infected by a virus or parasitic organism, adapting older more mystical beliefs and fears about the dead to our present day fears about disease and contagion.

what is a ghoul? what is a zombie? a ghost? a vampire? the way we interpret and represent these creatures is constantly changing and evolving. what does it serve to neatly categorize every existent monster myth into neat little boxes with indisputable static characteristics to check off one by one, other than to restrict us?

it takes an opportunity to expand on a myth, use it as a means to think about all these big things, monstrosity and fear and history and humanity and spirituality, and turns it into like. the monsterfan equivalent of being the guy at the convention grilling everyone on who knows the most lore trivia.

anyway thats why i dont care if monster high gives a zombie a ghoul pun name thanks for coming to my ted talk xoxo

#ask #also sorry it took me like days to answer this its Work Stuff ya know #much as i would love to be kinda bitchy abt monsters all day i am unfortunately not paid for it #zombies #ghouls #i will concede that the lumping together of undead/death associated monsters is probably a western thing or a hollywood thing whatever #but considering the popular interpretation of zombies as we know them are also very much a westernized hollywood-ified version #i wasnt sure if it was really worth mentioning #everything is people its people and our tellings and retellings all the way down

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rainbowgod666 · 4 months

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Alright so here is my boy done using this picrew because i need to talk to human creatures but alas the picrew is severely limited

Base form: usually ok. Surprisingly powerful. His hair and clothes arent like that but still the colors are close enough. Has canonically had The Secks with more people than i ever will know irl

Gear 5: a nice reference to one piece, the colors should have been more bright and saturated. There is a glowing "X" like mark on the shirt (which may just be a semitrasparent thing fuck if i know) (maybe it glows.from under??? But it doesnt look like that?????????). He gains this form by seppuku with imagination sword

Gear 6: removing most of the Gomu Gomu No Bullshit and replacing it with dragons that use bisexual light. Literal bisexual lightning and also HAIR HAS NOW REACHED MAXIMUM FLOOF. Ofc the hair floats because of static electricity caused by his powers wtf dude im autistic not stupid (although i wouldnt blame you for the confusion). He now has sharp(er) teeth.

All of these forms get bitches.

What the original looks like more accurately

Scugs! (Left is normal, right is G5)

The first time G6 had an actual form

#welcome to the multiverse #picrew #artists on tumblr #autism #gear 5 #gear 6 #gear 7 #coming soon!#shitpost #memes #self insert oc #pokemon #one piece

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acaciapines · 6 months

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….I can’t believe it took you less than a day. Anyways, I know so little about this show, but do the citizens of Ooo have daemons, or some other form of dust? Given that they aren’t human and all. (reply by @snarky-wallflower)

a post so i have more space to write. and uh. yeah it is truly so funny. it isnt actually as quick as it seems (ive been turning it over since i finished adventure time like, a week ago?) but still. im a joke and a parody etc etc etc.

anyways! i actually think most people of ooo dont have daemons at all! so lets explain why.

when i write daemon aus, i tend to write dust as a sort of, particle that kind of Exists in the world. it is created by people but it was also there before people and wouldve helped spark the creation of people, in a like, 'oh having a way to interact w this particle is really useful to do x y z, lets evolve to use it!' obvi im not a scientist and the details vary but this is how i sort of tend to see it as a baseline!

so, from there, all species that are. sapient? pretty sure sapient is the word, they all interact and connect to dust in some way. this can be via visual cues (actually perceiving it and its patterns) but mostly its through some other way, like how humans have daemons.

so, in ooo, humans do still have daemons! its just. theyre the only ones.

as for everyone else, they are all, somehow, connected to dust! they all have to be, its just a lot of them dont have daemons because nuclear war, magic bullshit, etc etc. im not 100% on all the lore behind the show but i imagine that The World Fucking Up drastically changed the way sapient species interact with dust. i like the idea that all magic-users are able to use magic bc magic is just interacting directly with dust and getting it to do what you want, so their connection to dust is just, magic. and to get there you lose whatever previous connection you might've had.

most people probably have something else. i think you could get real creative with it. i dont have answers for most people <3 i think you could give species daemon LIKE things, but i'd make em sightly different. not sure. how yet. plants? can't change shape? various things to do with range? specific places? some sort of hivemind? theres a lot of ways you can take it and none of my ideas would focus on that bc thats too close to making a whole au and im like. nah. im focusing on some MINI!! ARCS!! with a limited cast of characters!

as for people i DO have answers for....

marceline had a daemon, being a vampire fucked with that for a while. post-stakes she gets her daemon back.

finn has a daemon and theyre doing totally fine lol.

fern probably had a "daemon" but it was less daemon more another plant construct that was more just him than two people split across two bodies. he finds this out and Doesnt Take It Well.

simon has a daemon. ice king doesnt. simon doesnt get his daemon back upon being de-ice kinged. this is very bad for his mental health.

ditto for betty when she becomes magic betty. golbetty is doing great. they're together in there. no idk what that looks like.

jake has Something. not a daemon. no idea what. but he for sure has a tangible thing. prooooobly same for lady but she also might get magic-user rules and can see dust but this is just chill for her vs most magic users who get there by losing something along the way.

bmo is a computer. i dont think he has a tangible daemon but i think he's got something.

bubblegum has the whole mother gum thing so i imagine thats sort of like, a static place she visits sometimes. or maybe something with neddy??? whatever it is she doesnt have anything that like, follows her around or is on her person.

the candy people since theyre made by pb basically just have a whole mess of things she thought were interesting to experiment with. so there are candy daemons.

i think flame princess has something closer to a daemon than not but they arent a daemon. i'd need to do more research into. fire.

fionna's daemon is cake <3 before the events of the miniseries they Do Not Know This so it manifests as fionna bringing her cat literally everywhere, cake being way too smart for a cat, and neither of them thinking this is weird in any other way. (everyone around them is very freaked out <3)

nobody else in the fionna and cake universe have daemons or anything like it.

fionna: wait are you telling me you dont share dreams with your cat?? don't telepathically communicate with your cat? everyone around her: what the fuck are you talking about--

and thats what ive got whoo! for basic ideas. more detailed plots are for the stakes mini-arc + fionna and cake since i think theres an interesting story there, but thats not for this post.

#ask #daetalk #daemons #adventure time #fionna and cake #'ive thought about this a little bit' so that was a lie #this is what my life is like 24/7. always rotating daemon aus #would not have it any other way <3

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nixotinix · 7 months

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4, 13, and 20 from the MH list thing...

ok boos im gonna start with 13/20 because i have some THOUGHTS on 4.

13: How do you feel about the live action movies?

-they're giving old disney channel movies. they arent GOOD by any means, theyre actually really really bad. but for what its worth i liked sitting through the first one just because i could point out certain things and go "that's bad". the second one was mindnumbingly boring though.-

20: Random character headcanon!

-Ahem. Frankie makes tiny dolls of their friends and sews them tiny clothes. They have all of the dolls on their desk. Draculaura has nails with red bottoms. Clawdeen teaches the boo crew about different human holidays and they all celebrate in their own little monster ways. Lagoona is CRACKED at pumpkin carving. oh and deuce is bisexual. -

4: Are there any aspects of G3 that you dislike?

-Hoo BOY this is about to get long. You can opt out now if you don't wanna read my super long winded thoughts. But if you do, keep reading.

I have 2 major grievances with G3. First is the overall sanitization of EVERYTHING. (I'm mostly talking about the cartoon here, the movies do this surprisingly well.) One of the reasons I liked G1 so much is that it actually tackled real-world problems. Bullying, racism, sexism, unhealthy family dynamics. And it had actual villains like Valentine, Nefera, Whisp, etc etc. G3 has a horrendous lack of both.

So far in the G3 cartoon, the biggest conflict we've had is Draculaura coming clean about witchcraft, which is an allegory for coming out of the closet. And that is a super important issue and coming out of the closet is a huge deal to a lot of people. But the conflict with Dracula is resolved in exactly one episode, and the only other person who isn't cool with it is Toralei. But A: Toralei doesn't count as a villain because none of her actions have genuine lasting consequences and she isn't an actual threat + she gets a mini redemption arc and B: she also comes to accept the witchcraft in that same episode.

Another aspect of this, and who I believe are the biggest offenders of the sanitization of MH G3, is the recharacterization of Nefera and Manny. Sure, seeing Nef be nice to Cleo is great. Seeing Manny as this shy nerd kid is great. But I liked the dynamic a lot better in G1. Most of Cleo's problems and character development came from her troubles with her father and sister, and both of those are absent in G3, which leads to Cleo being a very static character with no real character progression outside of her romance with Frankie. Same with Manny. The only real "bully" character is Toralei, and like I said, she got a mini-redemption. There's no Gory Fangtell, no mean girl Toralei Stripe who actively goes out of her way to sabotage the ghouls in actually meaningful ways, and there's no Manny Taur. I liked Manny being somewhat of a bully in G1 since it introduced people to that idea. Monster High is all about being unique, but there's still bad eggs in the mix. I still like G3, but I feel like it needs to incorporate more story beats from G1. The show execs could definitely do a better job at introducing these things like bad parents, bad siblings, and bullies to prep kids for the real world, because things like that and worse exist. And shielding kids from it does more harm than good in my opinion.

Now for my second issue, which is what I've dubbed the Dracudollar effect. It's no secret that Draculaura is a wildly popular character, and arguably the most recognizable from the franchise. And this isn't all Mattel's fault, but they do share partial blame. In Generation 3, outside of single doll releases, Draculaura has been in every. single. doll line. I don't think this needs to be the case. I would love to see more Cleo, or Deuce, or Lagoona. But they've all been sidelined in favor of Draculaura. And Draculaura's dolls tend to be more expensive, too. Again, not entirely Mattel's fault. But I just think it's ridiculous when she goes for 5, 10, even 50 dollars more than other dolls (in the case of VH Draculaura vs SIS frankie, not g3 but worth mentioning).

Anyways. There are my grievances with MHG3. I really like g3 overall!! but there's definitely a few things that id prefer a different way

#monster high #ask game #monster high g3 #monster high generation 3 #had a great time typing this out wow

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weimitsu · 1 year

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Hm....vampire bruce wayne thoughts

- the cowl probably has some sort of wayne approved type of glass over the part of his face not covered that stops sunlight from burning him

The league probably thinks he has some sort of ventilation system but the man rlly is NOT breathing but clark isnt telling them that

In gotham it probs doesnt matter if it breaks bc of all the *gestures vaguely at the clouds* and him fighting at night but i bet he has had to use his cape as a hood more than once

- who turned him? Was it when his parents died or was it ras al ghul? Oh well

In either scenario i think he just refuses to feed off of humans

If he got turned as a kid he probably only aged BECAUSE he only drank animal meat, the moment he starts actually feeding he would get frozen in time but i dont think he would get there voluntarily, this also keeps him at a normal human's strenght etc. Where if he was fully turned he would be More Powerful

- Wayne Enterprises probably developed a substitute for blood that he can safely take after returning to be batman

- Wayne galas also mostly happen in closed spaces or at night and ppl arent rlly gonna complain are they

- his kids are human which just rlly calls to mind the aesthetic of him carrying a stupid umbrella everywhere when he goes out w them even tho he puts on on temporary sun repellant or smt

- clark probably went *static noise* when he realized bruce had no heartbeat lmao

- his self control is rlly taken to another level bc he does feed but its Never Enough i think

#batman #bruce wayne #vampire au #i love vampires its my godgiven right to subject all my favs to this #also about damian born vampires are probably like #playing by different growth rules #or maybe he's a human bc bruce got turned by ras after talia got pregnant and ras is a turned vampire so talia is human idk pick and choose

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bugsinthebayou · 1 year

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Making grabby hands at you. lore. Gimme. Tell me more about goldhelm's immortality curse

a few centuries ago, goldhelm adopted a child. his name was Ozymandias, nickname Ozzie. he was another piglin. goldhelm raised him to the best of their ability. at some point when ozzie's a teenager, goldhelm takes him out camping in a safe part of the forest.

theyre surprised by a large horde of zombies. goldhelm struggles with defending themself and their son, having only brought basic tools.

theyre bleeding out, scratches and bites litter their body. ozzie had ran into the tent they had, and would be safe until a zombie got goldhelm.

goldhelm didnt want him hurt, so as a last ditch effort they drop to their knees and beg the universe to keep them alive, if only for tonight. let them power through the teeth and claws, save their son.

theres a flash of lightning from a stormcloud they hadnt even noticed form. it hit directly in from of them, and they winced, shutting their eyes. they awaited the final hit from the zombies surrounding them.

it didn't come.

they open their eyes.

in front of them stands a figure. it is shifting, and unstable. it is vaguely humanoid, its edges sharpening and softening, becoming spiked and liquid every other second. it appeared to be made of the night sky itself. then it shifted, and appeared to be the void below the bedrock. then, a galaxy, still in that loose human shape. then once more, the night sky. each change wipe goldhelm's memory of the other forms they saw, replacing their memories of the previous form, before it changed to a new one.

the only thing that remained the same were the eyes.

bright cyan eyes in the normal place eyes were.

those bright eyes stare at goldhelm, filled with curiosity at their suffering.

goldhelm stares back.

they barely acknowledge the limb that slowly lifts away from the body. it tilts its head and cups goldhelm's jaw.

theres nothing, for a beat, until pain shoots through goldhelm's body like the lightning that struck moments before.

it claims their entire body, and they keel over, writhing in agony.

it passes, after a moment. and they look up again.

its gone, whatever it was.

the zombies, too. gone.

their wounds, their pain. it was gone.

they rub their head. did they die? they dont feel dead.

ozzie runs out of the tent and hugs them so tightly that they decide to not look a gift horse in the mouth.

they return to their house in thebanaw, and goldhelm shortly forgets about the encounter, just glad their son is safe.

its not until they realize they should have died before ozzie that they notice something's wrong.

they arent dying. though they should have quite a while ago.

why wont they die, they ask themself. over and over, they pull at their fur, questioning why theyre still alive.

one day they look at themself in the mirror, eyes drifting to the mark on the side of their face. one that they had previously thought to have been there since birth.

but it wasnt. it couldntve been. they remember it always being there, so why do they feel so sure it wasnt always there?

they dig up an old childhood photo. no mark. just light pink fur.

the go back to the mirror and it clicks. they suddenly remember the feeling of Something touching their face. but they... dont know what. they don't remember anything beyond the feeling of a touch. static and soft, sharp and smooth, everything all at once, gentle against their fur.

they grit their teeth and decide then and there they will find what did this. it wont be anytime soon, they know.

but they will find it one day.

they have eternity now, after all.

#answered #oc: goldhelm #dino!!#the god was one of the beings from the end poem !!#captains log

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