#i bet youll like this

[actual-haise]

#sun tzu #art of war #yuri #quote #so true #history #epic #meme #bazinga #this probably makes less sense like this #cause I made this as a QRT #but #i bet youll like this #girls love

[dailypokemoncrochet]

FOTH Flamigo!

There's something so funny to me about Pokemon that are basically their real life animal counterpart. I feel like Flamigo goes a step further in that even its name is basically "flamingo" lmao

Anyway, this is an example of how I post when I make a new Pokemon. I'm still deciding if this is what I'll focus more on when I actually have time to crochet. You can vote in the poll here to help me decide :D

#pokemon #crochet #amigurumi #pkmnart #art #artists on tumblr #fiber art #crafts #flamingo #flamigo #yes yes i know its also like flamingo amigo #but i bet most of us who first saw this guy were like 'i cant believe tpc just put a normal ass flamingo in the game???' #foth #fresh off the hook #oh also fun thing i am proud of this crochet specifically #is that the neck shape is crocheted so it bends like that naturally #no wire in this one! #also also tomorrow will be a pokemon i already have in a Situation #youll never guess what tho and im giggling thinking about how silly it is #pokemon crochet

[neptunebeetle]

Haven’t done pixel art in a long time so this was a very fun experiment :] love these guys

#SDV #stardew valley #sdv maru #sdv harvey #sdv alex #sdv haley #sdv emily #sdv elliott #sdv shane #sdv penny #sdv leah #sdv abigail #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #before i finished this i was like lol i bet youll be able to tell which ones my fave but. honestly i dont think it comes across #NB ART TAG

[ladymariayuri]

some of the girls at work who are my age or younger were saying shit like "oh man i really wanna have a baby :(( me and my boyfriend were talking about it" and the 19 yr old who just quit yesterday had a 2 year old daughter already and its like. bro i can barely take care of myself how the hell are you guys even thinking about having babies in this economy. not to mention the horrors

#Interestingly enough the 19 year old mom was the most understanding about me never wanting kids ? If that makes sense #cuz the others were like oh haha i bet youll change your mind later kids are so cute . not malicious or anything i just rolled my eyes #and shes like yep its certainly not for everyone i love my daughter to death but i would never try to change anybodys mind about something #like that

[carma-tjol]

this is what happens when you listen to summerboy by lady gaga like 20 times over and decide to draw fubuki

#fubuki #fubuki opm #one punch man #opm #carma art #psykos is the summerboy btw #its like psykos's pov imagining fubuki's pov #in some kind of hell dream #because like #rip to my girl i bet she felt disposable after that kiss #dont be sad when the sun goes down youll wake up and im not around #ive got to go #oh oh oh oh oh #we'll still have the summer after all #anyways #im delusional about them whats new

[zvaigzdelasas]

love when people promote the idea jews are money grubbing in their supposed leftist activism. why don’t you just call me a kike at this point🤷🏻 i’m saying this as someone who’s anti settler too

D- bait better luck next time

#this is due to the article saying rent prices are a factor in settler incentice structures isnt it lmao #the US is a country built off free real estate at the barrel of a gun. #so like if theyre not settling for free real estate then the other alternative mentioned in the article is... #'theyre all commited & fervent ultranationalists' #is that....better? #literally took me a minute to figure out what the hell theyre even talking abt #initial thought was 'is this abt the Israeli-moroccan arms deal' #hey anyway - guess what non-jewish moroccans are doing to sahrawis rn and why theyre doing it! #i bet youll never guess that its related to free real estate & free resources you can sell for a lot of money #also while im already taking the bait - the article says 'affordable housing' which is itself a euphemism #like the whole point of the phrase 'affordable' is specifically to point out that its not the consumer being overly picky its the market

[skeletalheartattack]

how do you feel about the new tf2 leaks?

Oh it big sucks!

listen, this leak honestly makes me so mad im not even joking. not because of like, leaks like this cause so much trouble for the developers who own them (in how to combat it), or for the source licencees who are affected by the leak, but WHO it affects in this community.

say you've been working a beta recreation of 2Fort from Trailer 2 (since it's the version with the most footage), you've been working on it in your spare time for the past... 6 years lets say. you know the ins and outs of this map, you've watched footage and studied screenshots from around August 2006, and you've made an intense list of all the eras of 2Fort to ensure you have a timeline of eras so you know which to avoid and such.

so your beta 2Fort recreation is as accurate it can be from all the public media you could find from it. you've even gotten the sewers to be as low as they were in the beta combined with the higher water. there's some things left to your interpretation of the map, since the sewers have never been shown for example, and you push it out for people to play around on. this was basically your hobby for the past 6 years, and it meant so much to you to be able to create something with a love you can't put to words.

suddenly. the worst thing imaginable. a month after you post it? an entire developer repo leaks. and lets pretend it's got that version of 2Fort intact. that's a serious gut punch BUT, then you get comments from folks like "oh the actual 2fort leaked" "this is obsolete now" "oh well a recreation couldn't ever top a leak". it's demoralizing. it breaks their spirit for something they worked so hard on. the one thing you loved working on? well seemingly it doesn't matter now to the community you painstakingly made it for.

that's what hurts for me, is the people who've created content based off of things from TF2 (like the Spellcasters Witch), whom have made it from scratch, added their own personal touches like different outfits and hairstyles, to the ability to allow the user to recolour every part of that outfit. then a leak comes along and it seems everyone's ferally knashing their teeth at this leak. no leak can ever come close to the kind of love community members put into stuff.

that's why i hate this leak. and even with the 60 gigabytes of stuff that's leaked? people are still like "oh well this doesn't have everything 🙄". like sorry 60GB wasn't enough for you?

i hope we never see a TF2 leak again. this shit sucks and i hate the community around it.

#ask #catsmocha #i dont care whats in it. i dont care what maps are found. it fucking sucks #id have to imagine that any valve dev who had a slight want in working on TF2 again have quickly changed their mind from this #what do i know. im just some guy #but the whole ''cut content community'' for tf2 sucks #theyve been sitting on their hands waiting for the repo to leak. and theyre not even satisfied #now they want the SFM repo! which i bet doesnt exist. or wont exist now that this's happened #good job you idiots! #youll never see a TF2 leak after this point ill tell you that much. and good!!!! fuck 'em!!! #none of them deserve this stuff #sorry im just really mad at how people treat scrapped content for this game #theres so much stuff PUBLICLY AVAILABLE TO YOU that you can research through and find new stuff #but no 🙄💅 gotta get my hands on that repo!!! cant waste my time looking elsewhere #it makes me so mad #legit my heart goes out to the content creators who made models and maps before this leak #you put so much work into your craft. im sorry its being ignored for this shit #thank you for the ask honestly. i feel like if i didnt have an ask like this i wouldve explo💥💥💥💥💥

[pcktknife]

*takes a drag from a cigarette* new genshin character leak dropped

#this one is based on a dark skinned african woman and youll never believe what her design looks like but i bet you can guess #kae.txt #mhy

[hattiestgal]

Kinda scared this boobvember daily prompt thing is gonna completely ruin how I want my blog to be perceived per se. Like yeah, I'm not necessarily opposed to these things being here from time to time, but I just feel like with how concentrated full-on nsfw stuff'd be if I kept up with and posted from that prompt list every day this month that I'd be warping what I want my blog to be.

Yeah, my characters can be appealing, but I just don't want that to be the only thing they're seen as, y'know? I'm afraid they would only be seen as something sexual or something because that's what I've inadvertently connected them to. Who knows, maybe I'm overthinking this, and people are better than just immediate ojectification, but I've seen so much of that exact thing that I'm just really scared. My OCs are fully fleshed out people who have stories. Who've lived whole lives

All of this to say I might not actually publically post a whole lot of these at all, if any anymore. That's not how I want my characters to be seen.

#hat talks #yeah i just got like super overwhelmed with uncomfortable feelings about this #i'll keep the two that are already up here #apart from that though it probably wont be a consistent thing #ive already seen what happens if i just try to seep even a little bit of this kind of energy into my art and its that people immediately #assume im cool with having fully lived extensions of me (someone they dont know) objectifying things and i just #i dont wanna deal with that #mutuals i may dm some of the art if asked but dont bet on it #friends from beyond tumblr obv youll be seeing it #you get the point #i need to go chill the hell out and get some fpod in me

[britneyshakespeare]

me when ive ordered myself a lil smth in the mail and i have smth to look forward to

#three tragedies by renaissance women writers (1999) featuring elizabeth cary jane lumley and mary sidney #it hasnt even shipped yet but listen. im so happy #its hardcover! #when i get it im gonna kiss it. but probably not bc it's a book my own age i bet it has a lot of germs on it #tales from diana #i mean who cleans their books? #like not just wipe the dust off em but disinfects em? nobody #youll ruin them lol theyre just made of paper silly #altho this book being printed in the year i was born has me wondering what the ratio of books i have is #between books printed before i was born and books printed after #bc most of my books are used! and lord i know a lot of that means theyre older than me #but also. not all old books are from like the 1980s or before. ive honestly never known #plus i do have still a fair number of books i bought new to rule out #idk. i wonder. ill have to count sometime but. you know what. it'd probably take at least an entire day. lol #im in desperate need to just organize my books by SOMETHING (since they well overflow the shelf) #im in no shape to run that survey any time soon

[onawhimsicot]

trick or treat!!

omg a little guy, CUTE here take this fine kitkat, the greatest enigma of pondering chicken philosophers across the My Backyard

#i bet if you eat it youll get like +5 chicken comprehension #i gasped in delight when i saw the 🥺 eyes loll #HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! #ask #kazehita #the feathered beasts

[thegeekyartist]

Currently banging my head against the fucking walls having a discussion with a parent about supplies.

"I don't think they got a supply list"

OH?! You mean the one in the syllabus I emailed everyone that I also printed out a copy of and is hanging in the art classroom at all times? Or the email I sent out SPECIFICALLY about supplies that also had LINKS to said materials? Or the CONSTANT REMINDERS ABOUT UPCOMING LESSONS AND WHAT THEYLL NEED???

#this class is trying to kill me #i cant make it any easier #at some point it is not my responsibility anymore!! #i try so hard to keep supply costs down too #like they had to get all new paints and supplies last semester #so this semester i was like 'use what you got last semester unless it ran out. the only other things youll need are the printmaking supplies #and then i sent a billion links and explained what they needed to make it so each kid wouldn't be spending more than $20 AT MOST #and i still would bet my fucking paycheck most wont have the supplies #personal

[voigtvir]

the narrative that people who arent voting for biden are doing so to "punish him" is so fucking weird and uncomfortable and out of touch. i cant do a damn thing to punish him. im not voting for him because I DONT WANT TO VOTE FOR A GENOCIDAL VILLAIN.

#txt #like can people get out of their fucking chess grandmaster view of politics and go back to the human side of things??? #im not PUNISHING him. im not trying to BULLY him #)i would if i could) #im trying to NOT HAVE SOMEONE WHO IS ACTIVELY PARTICIPATING IN GENOCIDE RUNNING MY COUNTRY??? #hey guys remember when i said i didnt want my parents to talk about voting again #guess what happened. i bet youll never guess

[diamondnokouzai]

one of my favorite things thats ever happened to me was when my half-fast food restaurant job ordered new dishes and one server was like 'nahhhhh they wont break' and i was like 'yes they will' and he threw a cup against the ground and it shattered so hard i almost vomited laughing

#.din #.txt #you really had to have been there cause the guy on line was like 'I BET YOULL LISTEN TO HIM NEXT TIME! BET YOU WILL!' thanks old man #and i mean old man he was already 60 something at the time

[smol-stardust]

Misc sailing team au dynamic brainworms

420 sailing partners with skipper who thinks they’re in charge because they have the tiller and always yells for port right of way and crew who’s done with their skipper bossing them and having to do everything.

Skipper yelling at crew for not rolling enough on the tack and crew swings the boom on purpose into skippers head on the next gybe

crew is on the trapeze wire and skipper does a mean tack, doesn’t give them warning to unhook and jokes about how sailors can die from not unhooking from the wire in time, capsizing and being wrangled to death under water by the trap

Screaming at the autobailers making the boat a pool… and why is it up to our knees?!? (Universal experience, a cut up milk container is your bestie now, I don’t make the rules)

Duct-taping the autobailers shut out of spite (as you should)

Skipper yelling about blisters from main sheet and crew yells back telling them to shut up and hike to flatten the boat before the capsize and just wear the damn gloves

Skipper who yells at crew about how they’re hips aren’t hanging off the boat so they’re hiking incorrectly (let’s be real, they just wants to stare at their crew) and whines about not wanting to capsize so flatten the damn boat.

Crew deadpans by telling them they can’t even trapeze and boat balance so handle your stupid steering stick properly.

Crew: WHY ARE YOU STEERING INTO IRONS ?! Did they not teach you sailing directly into the wind is a no?!

Crew whose role definition involved planing strategy for the regatta and stubborn skipper who won’t listen because I’m steering, I choose

Skipper saying they’re gonna tack, forgot directions, goes for a gybe instead, gets crew whacked in head by boom amidst confusion

THE duo that gets a black flag on the start line and has to forfeit the race

Skipper: WHAT IF WE DO A PORT TACK BARGE START ?!

Crew: … WHY? And cross tack the entire fleet?! (Of like 50 boats?)

Skipper: *excited eye glimmer*

Crew:…. *inhibitor side slipping and begins enabling*

Comes in last place, but hey, what’s a regatta without someone trying that?

Crew staring into the skippers soul on the start line like do not fuck up. And skipper begs them to just not sit in the crew box and face backwards because it’s scary. Crew retorts that this is proper crew posting so skipper should just shut the fuck up (skipper is kinda impressed their crew can backwards navigate left from right and not vomit, does not admit)

Dumps dirty bailer water on each other

Skying halliards and climbing the mast

Etc etc

#also the classical argument of who’s actually in charge of tactics #it should be the crew #but skippers think that because they’re steering they’re in charge #crew is like then you try trapezing and handling the sails #also inserts insane shit I’ve seen from being a sailing coach #i’m onto something here #hmmmm #i need to stop #like i bet this only makes sense to me #*incoherent noises #this u could pertain to a few otps #i am unwell #reliving sailing expreinces be like #youll never guess which i am

[dirt-str1der]

hello i just wanna say i genuinely like ur observation about nishiki's fighting style and then ya manage to bring it back to ur 'drug addict nishiki' headcanon like it caught me off guard but im also not surprised that is so fair and real of u okay thank u

In a world where drugs dont exist, nishikiyama’s strength comes solely from his anger and i guess he goes to the gym too

#Thanks for the ask ! #Yakuza loveblog #its not a headcanon his voice actor said so before he so does drugs and he does it to escape his terrible life ratpark style #i would in fact be more surprised to learn that nishikis rawdogging life i mean hes definitely not religious and i guess he has alcohol but #thats not enough for what he has to endure. we have to give him meth we have to let him do coke #like i have no reason not to believe he goes to the gym because he is literally vain and i bet he works out till he gets a six pack all #one my life sucks two my life sucks on the bench and he drags kiryu there too even though he hates going to the gym because it stanks and #the aircon is always blowing at the worst spots and the overhead lights oohhhh cant stand the bowling alley either he throws the ball as #hard as he can and it doesnt even touch the runway before its smashing into the pins thats why the y5 bowling completion is so easy he #wants to get out of there asap. im off track see everything goes back to kiryu i always neglect nishikiyama. like even kazamas like heres #some drugs now leave me alone and hea like hmm do i snort this or sell it. oh well SNNRRRT. like there is absolutely no reason for his #entire fighting style to be heavy attacks unless hes wired like crazy and its because hes so pissed off all the time plus hes teeming with #like. cocaine. hulking the fuck out. thats why kiryu feels so safe around him because he has every reason to believe that in a pinch nishik #i can grab someones head and pop it like a grape in order to save his life hes seen it happen before it wasnt just because he feels #comfortable and in sync with nishikiyama he literally has seen him punch someone so hard their skull caved in and hes like okay ! #thats why he loves fighting him so much its because if nishiki punches him in the head he’ll just have to wake up the next morning in pain #its so fun trust me on this you need to be punched by your brother right now or youll die