#i cant make this shit up

[heavenlydark]

mind you this is how the crew had to convince luffy not to proceed with the fight with big mom like brook graduated from mihawk's school of zolu with a 4.00 gpa here

#zolu #one piece #i cant make this shit up #oda playing 4d chess when it comes to zolu

[hockeyandpens]

* Talking about Nate's great backhand*: "Like his boy Sidney Crosby"

#i cant make this shit up #nathan mackinnon #sidney crosby #avs lb

[coffeqi]

Cant believe the german dub of sonic prime single handedly made sonadow canon

Like they could’ve easily used “Ich hab dich auch lieb” but no

Like just look at these definitions!?

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic prime season 2 #sonic prime spoilers #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #sonadow real #we win these #i cant make this shit up

[squash1]

ronan lynch has cowboy boots. ronan lynch has cowboy boots. ronan lynch has cowboy boots. ronan lynch has cowboy boots. ronan lynch has cowboy boots. ronan lynch has cowboy bo-

#i cant make this shit up #i love trc #dream thieves reread #ronan lynch #trc #adam parrish #the raven cycle #blue sargent #richard campbell gansey iii #adam and ronan #pynch #the raven boys #blue lily lily blue #henry cheng #the dream thieves #gangsey #the gangsey #blusey #noah czerny #mine

[elisaphoenix13]

Peter: I feel bad for gummy bears.

Harley: Why?

Peter: They look so happy...but then I bite their heads off.

Harley: This isn't the candy version of Toy Story.

#peter parker #harley keener #a conversation between me and my sister #i cant make this shit up

[crying-with-my-emo-grandpa]

I just blocked one of my mutuals on here because they sent me explicit sibling incest fanfiction that they wanted me to beta read for them 💀

They had been in the proship community for a while and my general outlook on it was that even though I don't like that sort of content, I shouldn't care because it doesn't effect me.

Until it did.

When I pm'd them about it, explaining why I was hesitant to continue our friendship, they saw NO ISSUE in the fact that they sent me incest porn with no waring.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I feel like the proship community desensitizes people to this content. she never would have sent something like that to me before entering the community.

#proship #anti proship #anti proshitter #tw inc*st #it was so much worse than you think #5k words of them being super wholesome and brotherly #then the next 2k words being them fucking 😭 #i cant make this shit up

[simbelene]

The devil works hard, but the sims community works harder

If you want to contribute to the new infants, maybe idk make some infant hair???! Like, we don't need a full lace on 6 month old babies. We just need some decent baby hairs. Dassit.

Not everyone wants their babies to look like they just filmed an episode of toddlers abd tiaras 🥴

#sims 4 #sims 4 cc #sims 4 content creators #sims 4 generations #ts4 #simblr #sims meme #sims 4 meme #trifling #sims 4 community #alpha cc #sims 4 toddler cc #sims 4 toddlers #smdh #oooof #i cant make this shit up

[multipleelephants]

omfg when house tries to replace wilson with that random doctor and he immediately thinks that house is flirting with him

#i cant make this shit up #house md #hatecrimes md #gregory house #james wilson #is his name doctor o'shea?? #possibly

[cl0ud-ninex]

I love how antis always try to talk shit about the Targaryens but in fanfictions they give their faves dragons, ship their fave with any and every targaryen, and take titles like mother of dragons from Dany and give them to their faves.

If you like the Targaryens just like the Targaryens.

#anti antis #anti asoiaf fandom #antis are so funny #if you like the Targaryens just like the Targaryens #do antis have any idea how goofy they look doing ish like this #pro targaryen #asoiaf #i cant make this shit up #targ stans know exactly what I'm talking about #rant #anti sansa stans #just anti 90% of the asoiaf fandom

[niymue]

sam was annoying me decided to call up his ex-wife to rekindle their marriage and return to their life together. turns out in the four days they were divorced she got pregnant by travis scott....but sam is gonna stick beside her 😞✊

#shes like ARE U NOT EXCITED THO #i cant make this shit up #the sims #sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #simblr #sam the servo #g1 #mallowgp

[ace-dodo]

I ALMOST GOT RUN OVER BY A MOTORBIKE 😭😭😭😭😭

#I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP #WHY DOES STUFF KEEP HAPPENING TO ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[gatsby-system-folks]

The other day I could remember what Isabelle's name was so I called her Zaza the Doom Dog

#deadass #i cant make this shit up #animal crossing #isabelle animal crossing #doom eternal #thats the game that came out at the same time thus issie got associated with it right?? #cursing in tags #~ james

[ducks-wearing-socks212]

"plot twist this phantom is actually a tumblr sexyman" was a real conversation me and my theater teacher had this morning

#i cant make this shit up #she had some valid points tho #tumblr sexyman #phantom #phantom of the opera

[sams-therapy-chickens]

things are officially ....rediculous... So i had a Buddy Chair by my work station at my computer....it wasnt good enough.

Welcome folks to the age of the Buddy Sectional Couch made of chairs and blankets 😂 i cant make this shit up. i knew they were smart, but holy shot

#house chickens #chickens #cute pets #birds #omg #this is rediculous #i love them #i cant make this shit up #theyre invading #i feel so loved #funny #funny pets #absurd #animals are awesome #therapy animals

[elisaphoenix13]

*After bringing Peter back from the doctor.*

Tony: So did they give him the Anti-meds?

Stephen: ...anti-meds?

Tony: I couldn't think of the word!

Stephen: Two degrees and three doctorates and you can only think of anti-meds?

Tony: My brain is on hiatus.

#supremefamily #stephen strange #ironstrange #tony stark #i cant make this shit up #a conversation between my sisters and dad #chat

[daffodil--lament]

mom: this movie is set in 1885

1st grader, wisely: that's before the dissolution of the soviet union

#i cant make this shit up #HE JUST TALKS LIKE THAT..... #daffodil lamenting