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im-a-mandola · 2 years
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Will: Halt wait, before you say no—
Halt: no.
Horace: what do you mean no? you haven’t even heard the best part of our plan yet!—
halt: now im definitely sticking to no.
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vngful · 7 months
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scrollonso · 27 days
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rainofthetwilight · 11 months
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Sora: We need to distract them! Zane : Leave it to me. Zane : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Lloyd, Nya, and Kai: *Immediately begin arguing* Arin , watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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bluejay-the-geek · 4 months
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Baby One More Time...
Frank: We have to stop the ritual before it's too late!
Hazel: We need a distraction.
Percy: Say no more.
[Later]
*a groupe of monsters is performing a ritual in an underground cave*
*"Baby One More Time..." by Britney Spears starts playing and interrupts the ritual*
*the monsters turn and realize the source of the song is percy, who is driving a car slowely towards them*
Percy, cheerfully: Hiii!
*one monster growls*
Percy, casually: I'm sorry to bother you during, ummm... whatever it is you're doing,
Percy, turning the volume up: But I think I took a wrong turn at the underworld and...
Percy: Can any of you give me directions back to Olympus?
*the rest of the monsters start growling*
Percy, exiting the car: You know, I thought I took that tunnel... but my GPS is all screwed up down here,
Percy: ...and it keeps trying to get me to make a suicidal left turn
*the monsters growl louder and move towards Percy*
Percy, pointing behind the monsters: Might wanna check your rear view.
*Hazel and Frank show up behind the monsters and the trio starts fighting them together*
*"Baby One More Time..." is still playing in the background*
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moss-sprout · 1 year
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Mucku: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Neth: You are a hazard to society
Kappa: And a coward. Do twenty
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pixiestein · 1 year
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Monster High Characters As Dumb Shit From My Twitter Pt 2
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beebubb · 2 years
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My version of Isaac: dark academia, handsome,gentleman, fancy, well mannered, rich, considerate
How I imagine Realistic Isaac:
Y/n: oh sorry, are you sitting here?
Isaac: yeah
Y/n: oh! Don't worry I'll leave!
Isaac: thanks
Y/n: *sits down* you..want me to stay? *Smiles*
Isaac: no
Y/n: no one ever wants to sit next to me...
Isaac: me neither
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bhaalxbabe · 1 year
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Erasmus: Alaina's eyes are hazel?
Stephane: They're a honey hazel, more brown than green.
Erasmus: When was the last time she smiled?
Stephane: This morning, we were talking about cows.
Erasmus: When's my birthday?
Stephane:
Erasmus: When's my birthday, Stephane?
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not an incorrect quote: wow i’ve been inactive for a while, havent i? well to those of you who stayed, thank you! im very grateful to you. i should be posting again soon, so thank you very much <33
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thornofarose01 · 11 months
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Gaia x Ravus Incorrect Quotes (part 2)
More incorrect quotes to try to get me through the writer's block for Never Let Me Go (also i swear on one of my days off I will post all the chapters i havent yet on here)
Ravus: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Gaia: Ravus, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.
Ravus: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Gaia: Well, I mean yeah.
Ravus: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.
Gaia: Wait, you just made them?
Ravus: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Gaia: Are you having another depressive episode?
Gaia: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Ravus.
Ravus: A depressive episode?
Ravus: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Ravus: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Gaia: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Gaia: Apparently, we're not.
Ravus, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Ravus: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
Gaia, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
Ravus: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Gaia: What the fuck? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface
Gaia: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Ravus, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
*Gaia and Ravus playing minecraft*
Gaia: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Ravus: What’s wrong?
Gaia: I did a thing.
Ravus: You regret the thing you dID-
Gaia: *screams*
Ravus: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
Gaia: *screams again*
Gaia: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Ravus: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Gaia: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
*30 seconds later*
Gaia, entering the room: I burned myself.
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armsofstranger · 5 years
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hey hey I’m bored please come talk to meee!
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York: I told Grandma I would make dinner because they always do it but I have no idea how to cook.
Rosé, pouring milk directly into the cereal box: How would I be able to help.
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wofworld · 3 years
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WINGS OF FIRE AS TUMBLR TEXT POSTS PART...3?
Scarlet:
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Kinkajou:
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Anemone:
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Qibli:
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Winter:
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Chameleon:
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notacaravan · 2 years
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blissrey · 2 years
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Xingqiu: is there anything better than p*ssy?
Xingqiu: Yes, a really good book. *plays the piano*
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