#i love one birdman

[kenchann]

saw some images of crowleys va and i cant help but draw crowley over them www

#twisted wonderland #twst #ツイステ #ツイステッドワンダーランド #mmarts #twst grim #dire crowley #idk why i redrew grim but saddflkdsjfds #i love the nui one sm tho www #ive been drawing this dang birdman recently asdsddf help me

[quirinah]

SLAY THE PRINCESS (chewing on drywall)

#oh my god the way this game has been festering in my brain since i watched rts playthrough of it ITS SO OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I LOVE COSMIC HORROR AND SELF AWARE TIMELOOPS AND THE ENDLESS FUTALITY OF THE NARRATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I LOVE BIRD MEN AND GIANT MONSTER WOMEN AND NARRATORS WITH PERSONALITY!!! #sorry im normal. #quirinahscreams #no but i also love the voices of the main character and how the choices you make determine which one of them shows up (saying nonsense) BUT #ALSO HOW THEY EACH HAVE THEIR OWN SKILLS? IF THAT MAKES SENSE #like the stubborn and the hunted's affinity for combat/survival in the beast route or paranoids autonomic nervous system thing #she heart on my lungs till i liver nerves #I WISH IC OULD SAY MORE BUT SPOILERS BUT ALSO RAGHHH. they werent lying it really is a love story (gripping table so tightly it splinters) #THE WAY THE FIRST CABIN RUNTHRU IS LIKE UR DEFAULT SLATE AND THEN THE CHOICES YOU MAKE SLASH HOW YOU PERCEIVE THE PRINCESS IN THAT ROUTE #AFFECT WHAT SHE APPEARS AS TO YOU LATER #EVEN DOWN TO TAKING THE KNIFE #how shes docile and initially innocent if you dont take it but calculating and dangerous if you do #or depending on how you die she reappears as vengeful or simply cruel or resigned etc and then different voices show up to compliment that #i always feel so lame giving faceless characters visual appearances though its part of the mystique intrigue or whatever #but my boring hc for the mc is that hes like a harpy. a la howl movingcastle type beat but i also love birdman mc #its just that i wasnt paying attention earlier and imagined him as like a generic fairytale prince/knight and then realized oh he has TALON #I NEED TO SHUT UP OH MY GOD BUT ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[feralthembo]

Im gonna make this its own post since we live in a time where there are SO MANY gay vampire husbands

#lestat de lioncourt #lazslo cravensworth #nathan bloodplus #rojuro otoribashi #alucard tepes #thats as many as tumblr will allow me to register at once but yall have fun with this one #i tried to hit a different fandom with each tag UwU #honorary rose mention bc hes not a vampire but hes the origin of this meme tonight so yeah #and honestly does have the mask thing going on so like maybe not vampire but birdman #notice how each one of these is positively bonkers. thats because we love a disgruntled little guy 💕✨

[mothills]

one piece artists who draw doffy doing lines ily

#So true i love that soziopathic coked up birdman #still sooo obsessed with dressrosa arc #Doflamingo #One piece #.txt

[the-galerians-club]

Hai ^⁠_⁠^! Happy to see fellow fans and welcome to tumbrk!!! What are you thoughts on rion?

HI!!! Thank you! And yes, it’s nice to discover that there’s a bunch of insane people (Galerians fans) hiding out there in the wilderness :)

Anyway, since we’re two admins here, we’ll both answer to the question. I guess it’s about time we started differentiating ourselves, and I’ll probably add tags to our previous posts as well. You guys can refer to us as Moth (hi!! I’m the one writing this post!) and Blue (my idiot wife/partner/bowl of soup).

Here’s our answers to your question, and thank u for asking! :3

Moth: Well… he’s (unsurprisingly) my favorite character of the series but I’ll try to be brief. Basically, I REALLY feel bad for him. If you think about it, the Rion we play as isn’t the original human Rion, cuz he died before the first game even begins, so the player version of Rion has lived for what, a total of just a few days? He woke up in that test room without remembering anything about his past, since he literally didn’t have one, then he begins his search for Lilia and almost immediately after finding her he kills Dorothy… and then he dies. His existence was so brief and yet so full of suffering. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think he smiles even once throughout the entirety of the first game. But it doesn’t end here! He’s brought back to life in the second game, but only to experience even more suffering. That’s why I think his last moments with Ash are so heartwarming.. as he says himself, he finally gets to do something by his own will, and they both die but it doesn’t feel as brutal as Rion’s first death. His smile after he destroys Ash so they’re both stuck in the peaceful data dimension is everything to me!! So yeah, I really feel bad for him and think he deserves the whole world. I could go on and on about each specific aspect of his character but I won’t do it rn, if anyone is somehow interested they can simply send us an ask tho! <3

Blue: hmm I like rion!! he's just a silly child,, I don't really have much to say because moth is streaming the game to me (because otherwise I'd probably keep losing lmao) and we're still in the first half of the game. But I also know a bit of his backstory and I feel so bad for him HDJFJ

#anon ask #rion discussion!! love that guy #i need to resume streaming the game to blue one of these days!! #i’m not looking forward to fighting birdman again tho #took me a while the first time i did it #rion steiner #moth posting

[birdmenmanga]

it's so funny the way ou-wei ended up being the guy who serves cunt because my initial conception of him was "the cringe one"

#just thinking thoughts... #me drawing page 30: well you gotta admit he's slaying absolute penis #aengsang also has a nice fashion sense but she doesn't nearly carry herself well enough for it to qualify as 'serving cunt' #it's so funny how far all the characters have come from their initial conception to be honest. #apparently my starting point with saki was 'lesbian birdman with human lover' and like. none of that is right. #I remember finding a piece of paper with my draft ideas on it and for the love of god. I couldn't figure out who that was #until I read through all the other ones and figured out it was her by process of elimination #aengsang's the closest to my initial conceptualization of her because. well. um. #I don't think I quite know what I'm doing with her yet (VERY BAD)

[a-twistedheartslonging]

IM LOVING UR NONHUMAN AU.

Do you think Crowley would be protective of us? Maybe fend off the beasties that try to court us?

That's a cute thought.

Realistically, Crowley is a dick that often leaves the protagonist to fend for their self and pushes them to take care of dangerous stuff that they really shouldn't have to.

But on the other hand…hehe birb dad.

One of the reasons he avoids us is because of the whole us “wanting a way home thing.”

Imagine his surprise when you tell him you would rather stay. Maybe you don't have a family, maybe the family you have is horrible, or maybe it's because our world is a polluted mess with a cruddy economy. Regardless it means he doesn't have to (pretend) to put in the work of sending you home. 

Well, as long as there's a place for you to stay that is. He is sort of your guardian and it would be in the best interest of himself and the entire school if you stayed.

Now a thing I like to think about…this man is likely lonely. I mean, a lot of people don't like the guy. (for good reason) The students and teachers are tired of his shit, though he and Trien seem to be homies and have tea together, the guy’s cat still hates him. Crowley also doesn't have a mate or any hatchlings waiting at home for him.

Combine the guilt trip of having nowhere else to go, add his loneliness, and then butter the guy up. I would say you have a good chance of getting him attached.

Imagine he sees you heading his way and is about to screw off cuz he doesn't want to deal with whatever thing you need to get fixed or have to complain about, you catch the sleeve of his coat before he can, and so he braces himself. But instead of asking him for something or scolding him you simply ask him about his day and how he's doing.

Birdman is shook.

Bit by bit the tasks and chores he gives you are ones where you'll be around him or he’ll randomly pop in to check in on you while doing them. Soon you end up being the preferred person for making and bringing him his tea. He pretends to nap on his office couch while you do his paperwork. May even ask you to help him file his claws on occasion. If it wasn't so dire for you to take care of things at the school he would be half tempted to bring you along on one of his vacations. If you give him anything it's going on his desk and he will brag about it to anyone who enters his office.

His cheap ass isn't going to spoil you but he will bring you small gifts. Usually the random shiny thing and small souvenir from his trips away. You might start finding loose feathers around Ramshackle and more crows around who also bring small things.

He starts thinking up plans for you to stay on as official faculty of the school once graduating. Of course, it's only because you are super useful and not because he’ll miss you or anything…

It doesn't really hit him until after he sees one of the teachers getting all father figure-y with you and he gets jealous.

Displeased bird noises.

Even before he started to get attached to you he did keep an eye on you, your easy prey amongst beasts after all, but he does develop a habit of popping in more when a boy happens to show his interest in you…or anytime he thinks someone is trying to sneak in and swipe his unofficial dad role…he does a lot of that with Crewel and Trien in particular.

Still, even with his affection for you, he’s still very much…him and the boys know this. Not long till he finds the more well-off beasty boys in his office offering donations to the school in exchange for certain things. More info about you, making you a member of his dorm, ect. A few have learned that the best thing to butter him up with is to talk about what a kind and generous father figure he is and how lovely it would be for Crowley to give the perfect away on their wedding day.

As a result, he, and probably Grim, are going to nudge you toward certain preferred suitors.

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst x reader #ask #asks #dire crowley #twst crowley #twisted wonderland dire crowly #platonic #nonhuman au

[kommandantpinks-art]

Around a week ago, I asked if it was fine to hyperfixate on Revali...

And unsurprisingly, people were welcoming me with open arms! XD

So to those people, I owe this one to you, yes I'm finally drawing the cocky birdman (I love this bird guys like I swear for the past two weeks I've been fixating so bad-)

#legend of zelda #breath of the wild #revali #rito champion revali #komdtpinks art

[vintagerpg]

Knock offs, all the way down. I love this stuff, man, it just scratches an itch in my brain in a way that never fails to be entertaining.

So, this is Skull Turret (1982), one of two little plastic towers made to hold the monster figures from Arco’s Dragons n’ Monsters line of rack toys. The other one is Headsgone Tower. Each had one dragon and three monsters, all molded in colored plastic that is so bright it is difficult to photograph. I have the full compliment, save one of the dragons.

The towers are cute, but the monsters are the interesting bit. Old heads might have already noticed, certainly folks who listened to the podcast episode on these guys know: the little dudes are knock-offs of various RPG miniatures. The dragon that I don’t have is Ral Partha’s Royal Dragon, while the one I do have is just the Welsh dragon in plastic. The Cylcops and the Birdman are both very close but not exact replicas of minis from Martian Metals (circa 1979?). The fellow with the whip is a crude copy of Tom Meier’s Troll Discipline Master from Citadel (circa 1981?). The Djinn is from Heritage, as is the “Brawn Hulk,” itself an Umber Hulk from D&D with the serial numbers filed off. Last, and perhaps most recognizable, is the Lizardman With Club from Grenadier’s line of Dungeons & Dragons miniatures from 1980.

I love them!

#dungeons & dragons #tabletop rpg #roleplaying game #rpg #d&d #ttrpg #Arco #Dragons N Monsters #Knockoffs #noimport

[maranull]

the artbook has three and a half pages dedicated to Jarnathan (the main cast gets four with side characters often getting only one)

I love that they also loved the birdman

#dndhat #honor among thieves #i love this book #THE DESIGNS ARE SO GOOD #the print quality is off the charts #S tier purchase fr fr

[sebastianstanisahotmf]

Cuddles

Steve Rogers x Fem!reader

A/N This is one of the first fics I posted on my other account and I thought I lost it, luckily it just wasn't labelled. Comments, likes and reblogs are appreciated and all mistakes are my own so if you see any just comment them.

Summary You just got home from a long mission and you missed Steve (a lot).

DO NOT REPOST ON ANY OTHER APPS/SITES. THE ONLY PLACE THIS FIC IS ON IS TUMBLR.

Warnings fluff

To say you missed your boyfriend, Steve, was an understatement. You had just gotten back from a three-week long mission with Nat and Clint at an abandoned Hydra base to get some information on the winter soldier. Luckily, the mission was successful and there weren't too many problems other than a few traps that caught the three of you off guard since they were strategically placed.

However, you were missing Steve a lot. And although the mission was less than a month, and you had spent longer away from him, you were still missing Steve and his amazing hugs. 

You could see Steve waiting for you as the Quinjet landed. As soon as the Quinjet opened, you were running towards Steve as he opened his arms to welcome you. 

Steve groaned as he took the impact from you running into him and wrapped his arms around you as you wrapped yours around his waist. You both stayed like that for a while before you pulled back so you could kiss Steve in what felt like forever. 

“I missed you so much baby,” Steve said, breathless from the kiss.

“I missed you too Stevie,” you gave him a chassed kiss on his lips before making your way to the floor you and Steve shared with Bucky so you could shower.

After your shower, you changed into one of Steve’s t-shirts and some shorts before going into the living room on your floor and joining Steve on the couch.

“Do you feel better now honey?” Steve asked.

“Much better,” you responded with a smile.

Steve lifted his left arm to rest on the couch behind you as you moved closer to cuddle into his side and rested your head on his chest. You stayed there for a while as you watched whatever show was on the tv until the end credits were rolling. 

You looked up at Steve as he leaned in to meet your lips in a kiss filled with pure passion. You could feel butterflies in your stomach as your and Steve's tongues fought for dominance.

 

This romantic situation was then ruined by the sounds of retching coming from behind you. You turned around to see Sam and Bucky stood at the door pretending to gag at the sight of your and Steve’s affection.

“You’re just jealous that you don’t have anyone to kiss birdman,” you said to Sam which he responded to with a scowl.

“And you can't handle the fact that I've got a girl before you jerk,” Steve said to Bucky with a smirk on his face.

“Punk,” Bucky replied. 

“Anyways we came here to tell you two love birds that food is ready,” Sam said, rolling his eyes.

 

You and Steve stood up and proceeded to walk with Sam and Bucky to the elevator. 

“You two better not start making out in the elevator or else I won't want my food.” Sam said while crossing his arms. 

“Jeez Sam were not animals,” you replied.

 

“I dunno if I believe you y/n. The things I've heard says different.” Bucky said with a disgusted look on his face.

 

“Come on Buck, we’re not that bad,” Steve was smiling because he knew that you both weren’t exactly quiet in the bedroom. 

Once the elevator doors opened, the four of you walked out and into the dining room where everyone else was waiting for you. Everyone was sitting down and they had left four seats for you, Steve, Sam and Bucky to sit in. 

You sat down next to Nat and Steve sat on the other side of you. You put your hand on Steve’s thigh whilst you used your other hand to eat. 

“So y/n how was the mission?” Tony asked.

“It was alright I guess. Some of the traps were so fucking hard though.”

“Well Hydra treasured cyborg so I'm not surprised.” Tony responded. 

“Hey! Don’t call me that. At least I don’t have to dress up in a stupid suit to become helpful.” Bucky snarled at Tony. 

Tony just rolled his eyes before turning to Bruce to talk about sciency things that no one but them understood. 

After everyone had eaten, you and Steve excused yourselves. You held hands all the way from the dining room up until you reached your ensuite where you both brushed your teeth. After that, you got into bed while Steve changed into some sweatpants. 

Steve got into bed next to you and lifted his arm so you could rest your head on his chest. You leaned up so you could kiss him again before returning your head back to its previous position. You threw an arm over Steve's stomach and hooked a leg over one of Steve’s so you could be as close as humanly possible to him. 

“Is there anything you want or need, baby?” Steve questioned.

“Just cuddles from you. That’s all I need Stevie.” This made Steve smile.

You kissed his chest and then closed your eyes as you slowly drifted into a comfortable slumber while listening to the steady beat of Steve’s heart. 

“G’night Stevie.” you whispered sleepily. 

Steve only heard your comment because of his super hearing and he let out a quiet chuckle.

“Good night darling,” Steve said although he knew you didn’t hear it because of your breathing which signified that you were fast asleep.

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[queenendless]

WELCOME HOME

A/n: Short fic. Cause I miss my bird baby. AU TIME based off World Heroes Mission. Hawks/Keigo Takami x Adult!Fem!Reader.

DO NOT REPOST, TRANSLATE, PLAGARIZE, COPY, EDIT, AND/OR STEAL MY FANFIC WORK. If you enjoy my fan content, then reblog, like, comment, n follow pls n thnx u.

Keigo Takami.

The #2 Hero.

The Winged man that goes too fast in his line of work and in life.

Yet every time he stops by your place; your shared place, he goes at a somewhat normal pace. The norm of being with you made him want to relish in every moment spent together.

Letting the balcony doors open to let out the steam of cooking was one thing. Being his personal doorway in was the better fun option.

The place was always cozy and warm when it's you two.

But dating a pro means lots of patrols, late nights handling cases, and dangerous missions facing criminals and villains from all walks of life.

Like right now.

The worldwide operation of defeating the terrorist cult organization Humarise from activating their Trigger bombs designed to release gas that drives all Quirk users who inhale the gas to go berserk as their chemically enhanced powers toxically overwhelm them.

The World Heroes Association mobilized heroes around the world to seize those bombs along with every member and ally of the group.

Thankfully, the bombs were defused.

The world was averted from disaster.

Despite the official reports the news covered on the event, in your heart, you knew there was more to it.

So you felt your heart soar over the moon when the sight of red and yellow was caught from the corner of your eye by the balcony.

“Hey baby bird.”

Standing right there outside, he bowed to you, a gloved hand offered to you.

“Miss me?”

Your feet moved on their own. Water clouded your eyes. He caught your running self jumping into his arms with ease, swinging you side by side, gently squeezing you in kind.

“I did.” You mumbled in his neck, kissing his skin showing there, feeling his warm beating pulse against your lips.

“I missed you too. So damn much.” His stubbled chin brushed your cheek before planting several smooches there.

The anxious tension filling his heart ever since this Humarise operation began would not rest until he saw you again with his own eyes. And it did.

“Congrats on the success of your mission.” Your proud smile beamed up at him, earning a blush tinting his ears, his neck, and his cheeks.

His bashful grin rewarded you. “Thanks. It was a worldwide team effort, though.”

“I love you Kei.” Your tight squeeze of a hug made your birdman wheeze out at the surprising strength it held.

His wings surrounded you as he squeezed you right back. “I love you too, Y/n.”

You two would spend the remainder of the night cuddling, a comfy blanket shared by you both, as you let the TV run in the background, until you both finally conked out.

Tonight he got to spend with you safe and sound in his arms at last.

#bnha au #mha au #mha hawks x reader #bnha hawks x reader #hawks x you #hawks x reader #hawks x y/n #keigo takami x you #keigo takami x reader #takami keigo x reader #keigo x reader #keigo takami x y/n #takami keigo x you #my hero academia hawks #mha hawks #bnha hawks #bnha keigo #keigo takami #mha takami keigo #keigo tamaki #hawks fluff #world heroes mission #bnha movie #short fiction #hawks bnha #hawks my hero academia #hawks mha #fluff and romance #boku no hero au #mha aus

[thesoldiersminute]

It's been another hell of a year around this site and I have never done one of these so I thought, now, with the year ending, would be the perfect opportunity. I just want to take a moment to thank and show my appreciation to my lovely mutuals and those who consistently support me. Even if I haven't directly spoken or interacted with most of you, you're the reason this site is still enjoyable and worth the be around. I wish all of you a good ride into the new year. 🥂✨

@edmundo-diaz @look-at-the-soul @violaobanion @talesfromthecrypts @brielarsonist @runnning-outof-time @peakyv @robertmitchum @oliviaisarodrigo @carmelas @maziekeen @twvstedsouls @dramatical @peakyswritings @femalestunning @margoterobbies @howard-cassie @erzsebet-bathory @trainstationgoodbye @birdmans @ruby-monday @sleepyyphilia @nathan-fielder @boseman-chadwick @bladesrunner @clonecaptains @thomashelbyswife @cillmequick @tommyxgrace-always @tommygrace @experienceandobservation @narcosbarbie @jabberwocky1996 @ronsparky @bouncydragon @evansgarfield @moonlight @tomshiddles @shelbydelrey @madeline-kahn @hotch-girl @lyndys @birdsofpvey @feodor-dostoevsky @aranoburns @zablife @evita-shelby @cillixn @ganseybois @blainesebastian

#follow forever #text

[areyouokaypanda]

I love one (1) noir birdman.

#critical role #exu calamity #exu cerrit #cerrit agrupnin #cr exu calamity #fanart #my art #i have listened to exactly four episodes of cr #so don't get used to this #but your honor i love him

[birdmitosis]

One thing I’d like to note with damsel to grey route it highlights princess push comes to shove destructiveness we’re at first she’s just happy besides possibly the happiest she’s ever been and there not much else to her, then she’s gets murdered (by choice apparently) and deduces quite quickly that there forces pulling the strings here and sets a trap for Birdman and burns everything to the ground sacrificing herself and loved one. This princess presumably at her weakest and she destroyed everything

You can also see this with the networked wild of all things (beast route) “NO! I devoured you! I won! I put things back the way they were supposed to be!” It’s this determination to be happy and when going up against the narrator deciding to nuke everything in the process ie burn stuff to the ground, eat Birdman to forcibly fuse then destroy the construct (if you decide to not listen to the narrator in networked wild)

I really like princess

YEAH, YES The Shifting Mound/the Princess in all her forms is... as Hero puts it in some variations of the ending, "She's relentless, isn't she?" The Narrator was right that she'll find her way out -- if you don't give it to her, she will make you. Even the Damsel, in the end. The Princess is very, very good.

#slay the princess #slay the princess spoilers #the damsel #the burned grey #the beast #the wild #the shifting mound #the princess #the protagonist

[erenspussy420]

Sfw and nsfw headcannons for crewel and Crowley (seperately )? With female reader plz

SFW/NSFW for Crowley and Crewel! Hope you enjoy!

Fem Reader Insert

MDNI 18+ ONLY. Nsfw will be under the read more line.

Sfw: 

Dire Crowley:

This man is cheap, Like expect that during this relationship, however fear not! For he is so humbly gracious to have lavish vacations with you at the expense of the student body.

 Though for my fellow Crowley hoes out there, Crowley can be romantic. Crowley is doing his “best” and honestly it’s kind of endearing how this man flounders at trying his hand at “wooing” you. Expect plucked flowers and shiny things on your pillows, and over the top letters he has stuffed under the door of your room.

True to bird fashion, has attempted to make a nest for you and ngl it is pretty comfy.

He has horrid fashion taste, never let him pick out your clothes.

Crowley absolutely loves it when you stroke his hair, but really melts when you stroke his back, he covers you in his cloak like a bird covers themselves in their wings.

The more time you are with him, the more he trusts you enough to take his mask off. This is a serious matter, he even drops all pretenses of his goofy persona. You’re one of the few people in all of Twisted Wonderland who has seen his full face, that is something he can ever truly be grateful for.

He totally gives you sweet pecks throughout the day, though probably not in front of the students lol. He totally would in front of his staff members, likes to rub it in that he in fact does have an S/O

He totally humble-brags about you.

His hair is actually pretty nice to run your fingers through, and its unfair how nice it is.

Smells like parchment and ink, with a bit like a sharp wind from above. Bury your nose into him, and smell the soft scent of the forest.

Divus Crewel:

HUSBAND MATERIAL

Fuck, okay, he is actually the most reliable man here and competent as hell.

A real gentleman, and pretty respectful of your boundaries. 

A day starts with a morning kiss and ends the night with a goodnight kiss. His mouth was made for kissing and he's the type to kiss you slow but deeply.

This man will spoil you, clothes, dates, a stimulating conversation and he’s genuinely invested in you.

You get to wear his coat and it's so smooth under your hands. You feel fancy as fuck wearing it. Smells like him.

Unfortunately due to his job, and Crowley's malarkey, dates tend to be in between what little time you two can make for yourselves. However, even simple little dates between you feel sweet, and the vacations leave them quite…enthralling.

Honestly, Crewel helps pick out your clothes and upgrades your closet. Will respect your decisions in the end, but low key judges crimes against fashion. *aka Crowley*

Will make anything you want. Man has a binder dedicated to ideas he has for you. Seriously, color coded and seasonal outfits.Strolls through the town with you, fingers laced together. He presses a kiss on your knuckles that make you swoon.

Adores the hell out of dogs, so hopefully you like them too, or else this ain't gonna last long. If there is a dog near by you bet your sweet ass he's gonna pet it. Wait one day, he's gonna show up with a box of puppies and you can't even stop him.

He smells like expensive cologne, a hint of musk, leather and a subtle spice you can't name, but God does it make you wanna bury your nose into his skin. To his displeasure, he can't always get rid of the scent of potions on him. 

Nsfw:

Dire Crowley:

Okay, I'm gonna be super honest with you. I cannot see this is starting, than a hot hate-fucking in his office.

Birdman is submissive.

You're gonna have to pull the reigns here, he does top occasionally and ugh he's pretty good at dirty talk. He's into edging can you even belive the audacity of this man?

If you love marking, recieving or giving, he has lipstick for it you know. Just saying is all.

He has a cute dick, better than he deserves. Its smooth and girthy, and Crowley is pretty pale so is his dick. But his head is cute flushed pink. His balls are sensitive and he loses it if you suck on them.

This relationship started as a hatefuck to a romance

Despite Dire's shady self, he truly does care about you. Wants to make sure your needs are also being meet, having you cum around him, screaming his name makes his wing flutter in pleasure.

Why he is so generous, he's more than willing to surrender himself to you as your toy to use. Tie his hands back and bounce on his cock till his balls are empty and leave him there dirty with his cold cum dripping down his balls.

You have his heart all in a twist when you grab his face to kiss him deeply when he cums in you.

This man has a fucking humiliation kink I just fucking know it. He praises himself too much, but the insults have him leaking crying "yes yes tell me how bad I've been! Spit on me!" Degrade him, step on him, call him useless, just as so long as you remember to reassure him he's still wonderful and that you love him.

Divus Crewel:

This man doms and there is no questioning it.

Dom/sub play have you seen that whip and collar. No way that man doesn't have that kink.

Mod is frothing at the mouth

He isn't into gagging as much as one would expect him too. Oh he totally is into it, but he perfers hearing your moans and pleas unfiltered as you try not to cum agaisnt his orders.

He has a big cock and we all know it. Thick at the base, the head a beautiful red hue, with this thick vein under it that feels good to run your tounge on. Curves slightly to the left. His balls are well rounded, and a bit heavy. Cums comes out pretty thick.

Loves watching you hump his leg to get off, though he might have to punish you to "behave" better.

He has so many toys for you, though getting a dildo of his own cock is a gift in itself and have to work for it. Plays with those vibrator with a remote, watching you squirm trying to find relief by squeezing your thighs as he presses the button for more power.

He's really fantastic with aftercare.

He gives you that hot kiss, tounge sucking when he presses his hips into you, cock hitting the spot that has you rocking into him for more.

He has custom lingerie made for you, the types that make you feel like the sexiest being in the world. This man will fuck the living daylights out of you.

Scratch his scalp,  tug his hair makes him buck relentlessly in you.

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