#i want the dirt

[atimodeus]

HEY.

tell me about your OCs. tell me about your badasses, and your little meow meows, and your pathetic groveling guard dogs. your pompous twats and prissy pretty boys.

talk shit to me about your own creation.

please :)

(this is for writers and artists, btw. don't care what kinda character. GIVE ME UR SHIT)

#writeblr #writers on tumblr #original character #original fiction #fanfiction #fiction writing #creative writing #tell me about your OCs #i want the dirt #give me their secrets and what makes them tick #or what makes them your favorite to write about #gimme gimme gimme #respectfully #artists on tumblr #oc artist

[ketyoulater]

#i just kinda want to see what happens #kets kerfuffle #soil #dirt #farming #geology #agriculture #rocks #science

[tigerdragon1001]

Hey everyone look at my fuckign isopod

Thank you have a good day

#i bought. 10 of them at a pet expo the other day #I’ve wanted them for a while but there was always Something preventing me #like they didn’t have the breed I wanted in stock or another breed I wanted was insanely expensive or they didn’t cohabit well etc etc #but finally…… #they immediately disappeared into a cork bark cave I fashioned and I haven’t seen them since #I presume they are having a good time in the dirt #ramblings #isopod #woodlouse #my post

[puppyeared]

my attempt at making a fursona

#i never see any mole furries so i thought id try my hand at it ^_^ #i was hungry making this and was thinking of dirt cup pudding so its partly inspired by that and mario grass blocks #i dont draw furries very often so this was a fun learning experience lol. also!! star nose moles are kinda cute!!!! #when i was coming up with a name my mind kept going back to that tiktok of dogs and the tts voice saying stuff like i like mulch #mulch is my favorite food! yippee mulch!! so if youre wondering where i got the name theres the lore for it #i also wanna make a sea otter fursona.. and perhaps a snowshoe hare or other winter animal. oh or a barn owl!! #im trying to free my mind when it comes to making multiple sonas bc im still trying to wrap my head around it #ive always kinda seen myself as my persona but i want to try and be silly with it. actually while i was making this i was a little doubtful #to call it my fursona bc it doesnt look like me but a little voice inside my head was like well. youre not a 5 foot tall talking mole eithe #so you might as well. and i was thinking abt ppl with their dragon wolves with wings and i was like wow.. youre right... i can do what i #want forever. and brother that shit was enlightening it was like my third eye opened when i realized that #my art #myart #my oc #oc #fursona #mulch #furry art #sfw furry #character design #oc ref sheet #reference sheet

[vamprisms]

why would u want disgusting characters

the best stories will always present you with a weird little freak i hope this helps

#no more faultless copy paste coffee shop au bitches i want to see your protagonist eat dirt off the floor then kill someone on purpose

[hesitationss]

anyone can make a zine, regardless of skill level or access to materials or design programs. all you need is paper, scissors and drawing utensils (although many people enjoy collaging!) web search "8 page 1 sheet zine how to".

everyone SHOULD make a zine too, you will feel so good about it ♡ it's about putting the power of production into the hands of the people! also you don't have to sell it or anything, you can just make one for yourself or trade/give some to friends!

i really love julia grofrer's guide to analogue self publishing aka making zines on 8.5x11 paper

and jaydragon/jdragsky's thread on staple's self serve print centres (if you're area does not have a local print shop, they probably have a staples or fedex print centre)

if you can't draw, here is twitter thread for public domain art and also a mini summary of when thing enter creative commons (generally 70 years after artist death in the US and CAD)

i also have a DIY zine page on my art blog that i am dedicated to updating as i find more resources! (not accessible through tumblr mobile app, mobile friendly, just open the link in a browser)

go make some zines!!!

#if you want to do something digital you can always make your pages on procreate or canvas or something #i changed the emoji because it was showing up weird in my browser! #you can also print at your local library <- great addition from the tags! #zines #ok FINE I'll pin this #also i am drier skin type and it is NOT bad to wash your face twice a day... it's necessary otherwise the dirt and sweat make you itchy #like i don't want my skin flakes building up and making my skin uncomfortable...

[greelin]

no i don’t want a job i want to eat dirt and get sick and die. thankyou

#i actually just wanted to be treated like a human being by a hiring manager for once. however that is far less likely than me eating dirt #and getting sick and dying. what can you do. grab the shovel

[nataliesscatorccio]

YELLOWJACKETS

#I've wanted to make this for a long time and it's nothing at all like what I set out to do #I was going to have Laura Lee's doomed flight and Jackie's death and praying to the gods of the dirt and the girls running w weapons raised #lottie screaming as they board the rescue plane #in short: a horror story #and instead I ended up with an SOS in red lipstick #the living holding hands around the dead they are all doomed to become #the team doing their best to feed themselves on their limited knowledge and looking out for each other #even the girl they don't really like #the group finding hope in lottie's faith passed to her by laura lee #and ofc the horrible spectacle they become in the media #I guess what I'm trying to say is I set out to paint Shauna as a liar but she's telling the truth #that IS the end of the story #it was beautiful and horrible #and it was a love story #yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #shauna shipman #lottie matthews #misty quigley #laura lee #taissa turner #akilah yellowjackets #flashing gif

[queencaramilflinda]

I hope Kipperlily Copperkettle isn’t actually evil or the big bad or anything, instead I want her to just be annoying as fuck and get in the way of everything the Bad Kids do. Just like my actual high school experience.

#kipperlily is a 1:1 of an actual person I went to high school with #who was on student gov and would eavesdrop on me and try to get dirt on me #she was soooo pissed when I got the part she wanted in the school play #she wasn’t evil just a bitch #cienna talks #fantasy high #fhjy

[aroaceleovaldez]

Thalia's color is ultramarine, Jason's color is cyan, Percy's is teal, Bianca's is green, Nico's is olive, and Hazel's is gold.

The big 3 kids make a color gradient in order (Zeus [sky] > Poseidon [ocean] > Hades [underground]) hope this helps

#pjo #riordanverse #thalia grace #jason grace #percy jackson #bianca di angelo #nico di angelo #hazel levesque #''but Nico is purple'' that'd ruin the color scheme/pattern though also Rick is wrong #they're all cool tones and Nico specifically is especially not a warm tone #if anyone's purple it's Jason or Hazel cause theyre roman so they get the shirts as accent colors #and Hazel is warm-tones anyways so she could be purple if she wanted to be but she's gold #all of Nico's warm tones are desaturated browns and tans #which does not work easily with the purple. you'd have to make it pretty magenta/red and at that point it's not worth it #he can have some maroons/burgundy as a treat but that's about it #plus he's mostly underground - trying to make purples work with both grey/blue (stone) *and* brown (dirt)? plus skeletons (grey/yellow)? #you're not gonna have a good time unless you tweak a lot like heavily towards green or something. just make Nico's color green #anyways hi i heavily associate characters with colors frequently

[spiderthread]

why don't you let yourself be gently peeled off the ground and tossed across the back of a horse like a sack of potatoes by the most handsome man in china, then maybe you'll calm down

(+ bonus:)

#xu da #carrying one (1) soggy corpse #general ouyang #hwdtw spoilers #he who drowned the world spoilers #the radiant emperor #i forgot that xu da reties his hands before doing this but it's fine. it's fine sfkfhsf #ouyang: i want to grind zhu into a bloody smear in the dirt until there's nothing left #also ouyang: grinds himself into a bloody smear in the dirt until there's nothing left except Gay Thoughts #this was meant to just be a quick doodle but then i couldn't stop accidentally sort of taking it seriously and now here we are #pov the ruthless general who razed your childhood home (forcing you into a traumatic life of banditry) + almost killed your little brother #is simultaneously just a deranged little guy. and u can pick him up. #blood cw #ALSO….. thank you for the nice comments on the WIP - they gave me the necessary serotonin to push through 🥺💖

[see-arcane]

It never occurred to me until now, listening to @re-dracula and hearing only the doomed pleading and final cry, that Dracula really doesn’t take the time to waste words on any of the Demeter’s sailors. He’s been picking these men off one and two at a time, maybe idling long enough for a few entertaining scares in the dark, before taking his fill and disposing of the leftovers in the sea. Pick, pick, pick, with not so much as a line to spare for his victims about why.

Why are you doing this to us? Why do this to all of us?

People have commented before about Dracula following foolish gluttony and endangering himself on a crewless ship...but the weather proves, as it did last year, that it’s only half true. Dracula owns the weather. The storm and fog are his. He can steer the vessel into England’s shore with or without a man at the wheel now. Everyone aboard is free game to him.

So he will devour everyone, indulging in full. But none of these men are what Jonathan was, or what Dracula’s prospective new conscriptions-to-be in England will be. Those are projects. Quarries to collect. The sailors are no more or less than cattle to him and he carves through them with all the personal interest of a butcher. Why?

Because he wants to. Because he can. And that’s all the impetus he needs.

#anyway Dracula is a greedy gluttonous ba(t)stard and I want to throw all his dirt boxes overboard #the demeter #dracula #re: dracula #dracula daily

[barksbog]

if anyone wants to learn color theory i will teach you

are you ready?

make things look edible. invoke the desire for your art to be shoved in someone's mouth. it just works.

#i'm only like 10% joking #the biggest compliment is when people tell me my art looks edible #thank you i tried to invoke you looking at this little frog and think it looks like fruit gumby #i guess if you want unappealing colors make it inedible looking? idk why you would #edible doesn't mean like food to be clear i mean when you see absolutely inedible objects and desire to consume them #like dirt/moss/green/brown can be the most edible color if it's the kind of moss you want to shove in your mouth #okay maybe this is me being autistic but i swear that's a science fact #my study is asaaaaghghghgg my friends agreed get wrecked

[bunnymothmartyr]

"dont put shit on the floor" does the rent we pay every month not include the floor too, mother? When god sings with his creations, will the floor not be a part of the choir?

#free real estate #i put my shit wherever i want #im TWENTY #“dont put yout stuff on the floor” is a ploy by big furniture to make you buy more shelves that are unstable require assembly take up space #while the floor is there #is stable #dirt will get on stuff just as much as it does on a shelf #no assembly it came with your house i hope #LET ME PUT SHIT ON MY FLOOR #this is america #i live in italy #im just a creature #the floor is the closest to the ground #my shit is in touch with nature #and its creations #and it marvels #my shit is happier on the FLOOR

[st-hedge]

Since I finished my first playthrough I’ve raked together some of my sekiro doodles and put them in a pile

#sekiro #okay I’m not gonna tag this very much cuz I don’t really want to be perceived by the fans #so I’m not gonna tag the ship ahem #forgive me #I’m gonna hide in a pile of dirt

[jamieleecvrtis]

TOM HOLLAND

Chaos Walking (2021) dir. Doug Liman

#tomhollandedit #thollandedit #chaoswalkingedit #tom holland #chaos walking #we're eating......... crumbs x #mygifs #its been done before but i wanted to x #the dirt stains... whew