TIG characters as things I've said recently
Xander: Stop making fun of my eyebrow bald spot
Grayson: I forgot to take my depression meds this morning, do I have to participate
Alisa: Don't gasp like that, it makes me think something's wrong.
Jameson: I came up with this drink concoction I'm officially a genius
Gigi: Okay, but like maybe it won't diuretic more than you're already diureticing
Strawberry Blonde Sociopath #2 (E**) You win the game by being a good liar? Lying? That's like breathing for me
Max: Kylie taught me how to twerk
Libby: I'm sorry I just didn't know who else to call
Grayson: Here, you can borrow my pen. Just don't break it.
Thea: I don't like drama, I like being informed. I'm drama adjacent
Nash: Which option will let you sleep easier
Alisa: I manage phones and family, you take care of patients
Xander: Walk away from the doughnuts. Walk AWAY from the doughnuts.
Jameson: The foreshadowing in this…I can't.
Grayson: How the hell are they that stupid?
Nana: Does it count as murder if it's known they have sleep apnea?
Gigi: I need more coffee
Xander: BEHOLD! The first scribblings of the romance book I've told you my idea about
Max: This author writes smut that will really test your pokerface
Jameson: I don't want your fiance’s armpit germs on my deodorant
Avery: Your name is not a reason why your statement is correct
Alisa: And that is why you shouldn't make friends
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q!pactw is my princess diana
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[ID: a meme of the devil and white jesus, with the devil on one side saying "vampires can't get pregnant" and white jesus on the other side saying "keep fucking his undead ass." end ID]
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you must understand, Ostentatia Wallace is simply so Jewish to me
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other than his mom’s blue cookies, Percy’s favorite food is a chopped cheese
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you know those videos of the older siblings picking up their younger sibling from school and they blast something funny to embarrass them?
thats Damian and Jason
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