#in front of guests?

[whatsabriard]

i. The fire roared beside them, keeping the frosty chill of the air conditioning at bay. Jonathan wanted to recapture the cozy pleasure they’d found in the snow and then somehow lost with their houseguests. 

It wasn’t even a real fight. He was irritable and achy and he took it out on his wife, something he wasn’t very proud of. He wanted to erase that squabble, overwrite it with silly rhymes and longings whispered into Jennifer’s skin. 

He wanted to chase the shiver over her skin and replace it with kisses of apology and forgiveness until they were all that existed. 

ii. It felt so nice to be snuggled up beside Jonathan, his strong arms warding off the chill. There had been a chill and not just from the air conditioner. 

She wasn’t even sure what caused it, what made the house suddenly feel so small. The lack of space pinched at them until they were sniping at each other. They never sniped at each other. 

At least not until Pamela and Braddon showed up. As if their toxic relationship tainted the very air on the estate. 

She snuggled in and chuckled over Max, glad to finally have everything back to normal.

#Hart to Hart #double drabbles #Jennifer Hart #Jonathan Hart #Larsen's Last Jump #this episode was so wrong #i'm sorry they're suddenly fighting #in front of guests? #ABC can keep their 'edgy' desires for themselves #nobody watched Hart to Hart for the drama of it all

[steviesbicrisis]

💫 Steve Harrington's House 💫

So, after this post, I couldn't let go of this house. I decided to rebuild it in The Sims and then I had so much info I felt the need to share it. Other than commenting on some crazy aspects of this mansion, I think it can give some input/ideas for possible scenarios in fanfiction! (for one, I'd like to know what Eddie thinks about half of the features of this house lmao). My process was: canon information > actual house information > gaps I filled the best I could Disclaimer: keep on describing Steve's house however you want to!! I'm sharing this in case you wanna be as close to the actual house as possible!

Listings: Zillow | Trulia | Homemetry

Credits: Sticky notes by rawpixel.com | Washi tapes by rawpixel.com | background paper by starline all on Freepik

#I stand by what I said last time #Stevie you deserved a better house to be abbandoned in #can you believe they have 3 guest bedrooms? #and LOFTS?? #5 car spaces??? #3 fireplaces??? #WHY #literally all the characters could live comfortably in here at the same time #also I can't stop thinking about Steddie making dumb excuses to sleep in the same bed since CLEARLY Steve has space #or the potential snuggles in front of the fireplace #also the unfinished basement would've been perfect for hiding Eddie wth??? #stranger things houses #steve harrington #steve harrington house #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington's house layout #the harrington's house layout

[canisalbus]

You know you’re sort of just on a stage presenting pictures of your pretty gay dogs and every time you do more people cheer than who live in my hometown

I hope you feel good about that

.

#I don't know about the stage part #a lot of the time it's more like if I had a personal bulletin board #set up in front of the hole in the ground where I live in #and periodically I sneak out and pin up a new picture of my dogs #and maybe there's a guest book if you wanted to leave a comment #but I never saw you and you never saw me #answered #anonymous

[inkskinned]

i hate how commodity and capitalism has ruined so much storytelling . i hate how sequels and prequels and whatever else all ring like merch sales; i hate that i as an author have to include any social media following i have as a marketable trait; i hate that everything feels like a xerox of a copy of a dream of a memory.

i hate that my nostalgia has been turned into profit. i hate that companies fear consumer backlash so no real commentary may be made; i hate that companies care more about quantity over quality. i hate that so many artists and creators are being overworked to the point of complete collapse rather than being allowed to tell the story their way. i hate that every point of representation has to be fought for. i hate it i want us all to go back to living in a cave .

when you sit with friends over a bonfire and the night is getting long and people start telling this slow, almost hypnotic story - in this quiet voice, like they don't expect you to listen while they say the most fucked up shit you've ever heard - that is storytelling. who cares if the punchline is car hand hook door. storytelling has always been about community, about us all sitting in the dark, choosing to fill the silence while the last embers are dying. we forgot that storytelling is spellwork. hallucinating together, our breaths held, waiting for the ending we already knew was coming.

#this is specifically due to my rage and undying hatred of megacorporation #disney. #and specifically bc i think there COULD have been a really good series of new #dinosaur island t rex movies #if they had just fucking gone the distance #stopped with the fucking bad CGI #and made the whole thing about late-stage capitalism #do you wanna know what would ACTUALLY sell and work on the big screen more than a trex screaming in front of a volcano #(u absolute jerkweeds)? #so they've rebuilt the island and the park. but the narrative is 100% #that nobody wants to fucking work there and it feels AT BEST cult-like and insular. nobody is paid well for this #at EVERY possible place they are cutting corners. the dinosaurs might have higher walls #but the handlers are paid 5.34 an hour due to island laws. the corporation has RFID tags in their costumes which they are forced to wear #the employees are not allowed to drink water in 120 degree heat bc it would be upsetting to guests #u know real things i experienced working for disney #(but it was 8.90) #anyway it turns out the park CEO knew the risks and just didnt care bc bottom line BAYBEE. #it would be so much more sobering and fucking GOOD if it was like. scientists being like ''i am an environmental scientist'' #''after the epa was slashed this is literally the only job i could find. i literally HAD to take it or i couldn't feed my family.'' #''i hate what i do. i am disgusted by it. i literally CANNOT STOP because the company also charges us 400 dollars a week to live here'' #the dinosaurs escape EARLY in my movie. like minute 45. and then... 1 week later #the park reopens. #half the staff are missing. they're just fucking gone. it doesn't matter tho the company tells everyone to work 2x as hard #that those people weren't loyal enough or they are tragic heroes bc they died doing what they love #and the movie isn't like ''wow dinosaurs scary!!!'' it's... #that in a global fucking pandemic disney kept sacrificing employees. #but it'll be disguised bc the pandemic will be dinosaurs. #this my beloved is what we call an ALLEGORY but unfortunately certain companies have never heard of them #allegories require critical thinking and that doesn't test well with audiences

[youareunbearable]

Tonight is a great night to think fondly on Haleth and Caranthir. I think they would make such a funny couple.

Imagine??? The Big Tall Broody Scowling Kinslayer Who Is Also The One Reason The Economy Is Functioning At All Between The Different Races/Elvish Factions Who Probably Is Dying To Tell King Thingol/His Cousins To Fuck Off At Any Given Moment and hes looming over this short human lady??

This short human lady that Can, Will, and Already Has told him to pull the stick out of his ass and bullies him into doing normal townsfolk chores??? Lord Carathir, Master Economist and a Weaver with the skill to rival his grandmother, sitting there and darning socks cause his tiny mortal wife told him too. His reward will be a kiss on the cheek but she'll scold him while he does it because he said a mean thing about his Cousin Finrod in his last letter to her while he KNEW Finrod was visiting her.

Only three things in the world keep Caranthir in check: His Eldest Brother, The Lord Himring, The Current Head of the Feanorian Faction of Noldor, and Former High King; the idea that if he didn't complete his brothers' tax paperwork and run the Trade Routes then the Nolofinweans and Arafinweans would become more economincally important And We Cant Have That; and his 4'11 wife he met bloodied and wrathful on a battlefield screaming at an orc over the corpse of her brother-- it was love at first sight

#caranthir #haleth #halenthir #silmarillion #amber rambles #I honestly just love them they would be such a power couple like i can see them at banquets looking untouchable #but theyre just bitching about the other guests over wine #In my mind they are the country/goth couple of the year #Cara is used to things like this cause he grew up with Feanor and Nerdanel and they don't believe in servants #and also spent a lot of time camping while he was growing up so Cara is used to roughing it he just Doesnt Like To #but here is his tiny mortal wife like Oh My Poor Spoiled Richling Of A Husband lets get u doing some Real Work #he doesn't correct her cause he thinks its funny when she does it in front of other Noldor #cause everyone knows the Feanorians are by all accounts the least spoiled and down to earth out of all the Finweans #Cause everyone knew what Crown Prince Feanor was like

[justabeadlizard]

BAD WBN MERCH IDEAS

I did the sweatshirt in orange bc I associate the fireside w/ orange (I listen through the overcast app and it has an orange logo so fireside = orange in my brain) before realizing that I should make a teal one for the teal galaxy. And like how you only remember you forgot an ingredient once the cakes been in the oven for 45 minutes, I only remember after I deleted the sweatshirt.

Anyway all of these designs would get out of date by the next fireside Lou guest and I think that’s hilarious.

#imagine buying a shirt and knowing that it’s sooooo quickly going to be out of date #like the second the next Lou guest appears all of these shirts are obsolete #i kinda like the front of the crackle crackle one #last one inspired by those ampersand shirts but I couldn’t get the text to center on the left #oh well #wait I didn’t even mention how fast the wolf one would be out of date #literally just checked the patron and it’s now out of date #amazing just amazing #WBN #wbn pod #wbn fireside chat #worlds beyond number #worlds beyond number fireside

[petrovna-zamo]

The Bald & The Beautiful Live in Los Angeles!

#my contribution to the culture #I upgraded to the front row this time lol #if you want to know the context #they were imitating Drew Barrymore on her talk show interviewing guests #the first video and photos are mine and the rest are what a found for more angles #katya #katya zamo #katya zamolodchikova #trixie mattel #trixie and katya #tb&tb live

[downloadablecreature]

Petition for Jonny Sims to write some of the Leitners that show up in TMA.

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #at a barnes and noble’s right now and would love a copy of the boneturner’s tale #or ex altiora #or a guest for mr spider #they all get a from the library of jurgen leitner stamp in the front cover

[thedustyleaves]

I haven’t forgotten about my comic; uni and work has just dug their (very interesting and relevant) claws into my soul and won’t let go, so here’s some wip’s C: 

#Kain means well #he just doesn't know how to adjust his volume when he's excited #like meeee #and there's some gay panic Dakon #also the guests at the front in the first panel is me and my mother and one of my best friends !! #sketches #bellum pulchrum

[blind0raven]

...

Leona are you proud of yourself

Jack got this from YOU!!!! He picked (or tried to pick) a fight with Malleus!!!

Poor Epel having to witness this! Actually his and lil Jack's tsums having to witness this!

The agony!

( @disgruntled-prince @epeltheapple )

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst guest room #Guest room shenanigins #jack howl #epel felmier #malleus draconia #Jack no! Bad Jack! #Don't pick fights with Malleus like Leona does! #And Epel had front row seats to see you get your ass handed to by Malleus! #You're even bringing lil Jack tsum into it!!!

[mynonclicheblog]

it's probably not healthy how often i imagine portland row years into the future, after the trio's talents have faded, where they no longer hunt ghosts together but they find other ways to pay the bills and never move out because they just love the little home they've made here, and lucy and lockwood are an actual couple and george simply tolerates it because he loves them individually so much and can't imagine life away from either of them, which is good because lucy and lockwood wouldn't have it any other way

i don't know if this is compatible with book canon in the long run, but thinking about it just. soothes my soul. it is everything i want for them

#lockwood and co #lockwood & co #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #george karim #george cubbins #locklyle #sometimes it's better to Not move on from what got you through your youth #also. ppl will meet locklyle out somewhere and then visit their house for the first time and be like 'who is this man' #and george will wave awkwardly wearing a giant rubber glove from where he is unclogging the sink drain #guests are like 'is he your hired help?' and they're like 'no that's our best friend' #'oh. how long is he staying with you?' 'no no he lives here' #locklyle kissing at the breakfast table and george being all 'must you do that in front of my eggs. i haven't even had a coffee yet' #'christ. i don't know why i put up with you two' [but everyone smiles bc they all know] #ANYWAY #i'm clearly very normal about this concept #*success

[probablygayattorneys]

You've heard of kids who grew up playing Ace Attorney and decided to become lawyers? Well, I grew up obsessed with Hotel Dusk: Room 215 and now I'm an innkeeper.

#phoenix wright: ace attorney #hotel dusk: room 215 #hotel dusk #okay to say i'm an innkeeper isn't really fair #i don't keep the inn mysel #but i do work at the front desk of a hotel #our second floor is currently closed due to rennovation #but when it was open... #i would put guests that were extra nice to me/i really liked #in room 215 :') #also this post is queued for my birthday #so happy birthday to me!!! #here's to another year of being unreasonably obsessed with video game characters and crying on the floor to taylor swift!!!!!

[active-mind-15]

I have a headcanon that when the Teiko gang is older, Akashi gets tired of seeing Aomine and Momoi being oblivious to the relationship they have with each other, so he conspires with the other GoM + Kuroko to get them together and it works.

#dont ask me about the how i have a lecture in 10 minutes and dont have time to elaborate #if anyone wants to expand on this headcanon further please be my guest #but yeah i just remembered akashi in the replace plus chapters #and how he was basically telling nijimura that aomomo dont realize theyre made for each other #because theyre so close that they cant see whats directly in front of them #so i deffo feel like hed be the one to kickstart a campaign to finally make them a couple #and the other gom would support it of course #ill let yall imagine how this would go down #kuroko no basket #knb headcanons #akashi seijuro

[cinamun]

Final touches | Next

#ts4 #indya #black simblr #JERRI!! #not in front of the guests boo #sean is wasting absolutely ZERO time lmfao #he has a really bad habit of being attracted to the girlfriends of men who could rearrange his face #but I digress #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #ch20

[ofyearning]

i just want to be a home for you

#on today’s episode of what is tina crying about today ! #we’ve got YOURE MY HOME #with special guest MY HOME IS WITH YOU #lovecore #g #<3 #queue jackson vp was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[akkivee]

within the first hour of the episode’s release btw, fans were able to figure out that

kuukou’s temple wasn’t far up a mountain as suggested in auxiliary media and more like at a halfway point

found a shop that looks exactly like the one kuukou’s looking into in the same area

written a mini dissertation on what the intended purpose of using that egyptian mural with bat

and man the bat community is cool lol

#vee queued to fill the void #hypanispoilers #there’s a popular bat fan who has like actually studied buddhism in college and has even written a book about the buddhism kuukou sings #and they’re putting in the work studying kuukou thru the lens of buddhism lol #kuukou in his first radio mentioned his temple is in the boonies and he says this sentiment again in the episode #so they’re now trying to figure out if kuukou genuinely means the temple is poor or is expressing humility in front of guests #and i wish them luck lol i’ve long decided kuugen temple is a little on the poorer side and is PART of the reason kuukou pushes modernism #i’m excited to hear if there’s another take lol #by now they’ve also found the shop bb bought their mitarashi dango from lmao and if it was possible for me i would go visit lmao #i love how dedicated fans are to finding the locations in franchises lol #i remember after kuukou’s first radio aired he signed out by asking us for our patronage at the temple #and a fan went ‘i would sell my kidney and limbs if that’s what it takes to find out where your temple is kuukou’ AND LMAO YEAH